If we're kidnapping Alastor, may I propose Michael skipping the whole 'pretend to be Lucifer' thin and just straight up throwing Alastor over his shoulder and vanishing through a portal before anyone has time to react?
I know everyone and their mothers and ME have said this before, but they really should've let Michael kill God.
Can you imagine having prevented the apocalypse multiple times since the OG apocalypse and then coming back full circle with Michael ending the world. The first time was because his Father commanded it and he loved Him. And now it's bcs an all-consuming grief of losing the only person he truly loved and who truly loved him.
The last shot of the show would be a dead planet (you can see the moon in pieces in the sky), the dead bodies of the winchesters, God dead with these MASSIVE wings scorched into the ground, Michael standing in the midst of it all with his eyes glowing red
*one day in Eden, Adam decided to confront Lilith about Lucifer*
Adam: Lilith, I don’t like you spending time around Lucifer.
*Lilith got up and slapped him*
Lilith: You have no right to tell me who I can spend my time with, besides I love him.
Adam: You can’t love him because I love him.
*Adam was surprised when Lilith started to laugh*
Lilith: Lucifer already told me that he loved me and made love to me, which is something he never did with you. Besides who could ever love a hideous creature like you.
*Adam stood in stunned silence as Lilith left, when he gathered his thoughts he decided to tell Lucifer he loved him the next day not knowing that Lilith was having another one of her secret meetings with Lucifer telling him that Adam tried to control her and that they should run away together, the next day Adam waited for Lucifer to come and he didn’t, later Lucifer’s twin brother Michael and another Archangel named Gabriel arrived*
Michael: Adam, you should know that your wife Lilith ran away with Lucifer, I am very sorry.
*Adam fell into Michael’s arms and started to sob while Michael held him, Gabriel thought that Adam was crying because he lost Lilith, but Michael knew the truth, he was crying because he lost Lucifer*
I can't even imagine what it must have been like to watch supernatural live over the years, they went from monsters, to angels and demons, to God and Darkness, to multiversal travel 😭💀 what??
Michael uses angel magic to curse Alastor into lactating when he's rejected, thinking he'd be to embarrassed or flustered to go to Lucifer for help, he'll have to come to him!
Not only does Alastor panic and go straight to Lucifer about his sudden lactation, the king helps him find it enjoyable~
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