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Die Another Day was released on November 22, 2002. The movie was the 20th EON James Bond film, 40th anniversary of the Eon Bond films, the last Bond film to feature Pierce Brosnan as Bond, and the first EON Bond film not to feature Desmond Llewelyn as Q since Live and Let Die (Llewelyn had died and John Cleese's character was promoted to Q). The movie was a financial success, but a critical failure. There were plans to use it as pilot for a spin off franchise for the new character Jinx played by Halle Berry, but nothing ever came of it. The movie also marked the last time Samantha Bond played Moneypenny. ("Die Another Day" James Bond Movie Event)
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look a bond girl = hot girl.
#miranda frost#rosamund pike#sophie's girl#bond girl#007#she a hottie#agent#previous job before being a sorcerer#young ros#she a red ajah here#bitch gentled 007
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to The Beatles without earmuffs!” A blog inspired by the music world of James Bond Part 4 Bond Songs that didn’t hit the right note with me at least to start with and the Bond song I really hate
Introduction
Hello there and welcome to another episode of my blog that looks at the musical tastes of James Bond over the last 60 years the last episode looked at the Bond films that I don’t like for viarous reasons this chapter continues that trend.
This also looks at a few of the Bond themes that took some getting used to plus the one Bond theme I really can’t stand.
Are there any James Bond Songs I don’t like ?
On first hearing Madonna’s title track for the Perice Brosnan Bond film Die Another day I hated it I think it was because it tried to do something different with the Bond format it was the first time I heard a Bond song that was aimed at the dance genre but it has since grown on me thanks to repeated listening.
The film itself is also very good if a little unrealestic in places with the the use of CGI the kite surfing sequence being the worst offender Toby Stevens is excellant as the baddie of the film.
The two Bond girls in the film are very good as well Rosamand Pike as Miranda Frost and Hallie Berry Both were featured in recent articles about James Bond Movieweb made Miranda Frost one of there Deadliest Women of the James Bond Franchise coming in at number at Number 4
“I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not going to work with me.”
Played by British actress Rosamund Pike, Miranda Frost is an Olympic fencer and a Secret Intelligence Service (SIS/MI6) agent who is actually working for the diamond tycoon Gustav Graves. When Bond (Brosnan) is tasked with eliminating a North Korean colonel, Miranda reveals his identity and motives to the latter’s right hand, which leads to his long-term capture.
When Bond later faces both Graves and Miranda, he realizes that his gun was emptied by her when they were in bed together. In the end, the arrogant femme fatale is killed by Bond’s ally, the American operative Jinx Johnson (Halle Berry), in a memorable sword duel.
Jinx Johnson (Halle Berry) meanwhile came in at number 11 in the Colider film website of the 16 Bond women that redefined the Bond Franchise.
Jinx Johnson – ‘Die Another Day’ (2002)
The final installment of Pierce Brosnan’s Bond films didn’t do a hell of a lot right. The story and tone were unbalanced, the action largely missed its mark, and – considering the other spy movies of its time – it undermined the franchise’s history of cinematic relevance. One thing that did work for it was Halle Berry’s Giacinta “Jinx” Johnson.
The NSA agent is tasked with assassinating rogue a North Korean agent and works closely with Bond to accomplish the mission. A tough and resourceful operative who matches Bond’s flare for personal vendettas, she excels as one of the franchise’s most empowering women and even manages to pay homage to Ursula Andress’ original Bond Girl in the process.
Q Branch
Die Another Day marked the James Bond franchise's 40th anniversary. So quite if not all of the gadgets from the prevous James Bonds appear in the Q Branch scene in the film
Its such a shame then the Desmond Lewelyn died shortly after making the world is not enough I would love to have seen him in this. John Cleese who had been introduced as R in that film became the new Q a lot of R comedic excesses of the World is not enough have gone as he takes his job as the new Q more seriously
I love the way John Clease channels Desmond Lewelyn when Perice Brosnon makes Jokes about the invisable car as I learn’t from my predecessor Mr Bond I never Joke about my work perfectly delivered by Clease and a line said by Q in the classic James Bond film Goldfinger more on that film later.
Gadgets introduced in Die another Day include :
Single digit sonic agitator
A "standard issue" ring for the finger which is actually an "ultra high-frequency single digit sonic agitator unit" that can shatter bullet-proof glass (or any " 'unbreakable' glass", as commented by Q in the movie) or disable another person.[9]
Omega Seamaster Wristwatch
Omega Seamaster 300M Chronometer - Contains an explosive detonator and laser beam cutter. The new Q states that this watch is Bond's 20th, which is a reference to the fact that Die Another Day is the 20th James Bond film.
Dream simulator
Gustav Graves uses this device to have dreams as he has insomnia.[90]
By far the best Gadget in Die another Day is the Aston Martin Vanquish which Q Branch has nicnamed the vanish because of its talent to turn invisible this car with all its toys came 2nd in Den of the Geeks top 10 gadgets featured in the James Bond films behind tha rocket pack
This is what Den of the Geek said about that magic car :
2. The Invisible Car
Back to Bond’s his for cars. If a submarine vehicle wasn’t enough, Die Another Day saw the character step into an invisible car; state of the art technology that the real-world still hasn’t managed to master. This was a moment of pure spy fantasy that thrilled moviegoers worldwide in its concept, although perhaps took some out of the experience because of its use of CGI.
Regardless, is there anything more Bond than a car that produces imagery based on adaptive camouflage, allowing the vehicle to blend into its environment and resulting in an action-packed snowy car chase? Well in fact, the only thing that could make this more 007 heavy is the brand of the car in question. The movie used a British Aston Martin V12 Vanquish for the sequence, playing heavily into a tradition that’s been maintained throughout the franchise. Cloaking device technology is still in development in reality, and right now they aren’t being pulled off quite in the same way as Her Majesty’s Secret Service managed to onscreen. Still, this makes for a memorable entry both for better and perhaps worse but has ranked so highly because of how it pushed the boundaries of the series.
To watch a trailer for Die another Day click here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTznf1x4khc&list=PL17vqAEJv6CUxmeZBk3JGDLBbcPEd4CDp&index=10
to watch a trailer for for Perice Brosnan’s best moments from the Stormchaser Z YouTube channel click here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf00BHDwUtA&list=PL17vqAEJv6CV1syq4_fFKgBwSqGdJzH9z&index=289&t=21s
To read an article about how the Peirce Brosnan James Bond films rank with James Bond fans click here https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2559531/james-bond-pierce-brosnans-movies-ranked
To watch a tribuite video for Tommorow Never Dies click here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTKx5fITnzs
Writing on the Wall Spectre Sam Smith
I can also remember not liking Sam Smiths Writing on the Wall the title track for Daniel Craig’s Bond film Spectre on first listen but I love that too now.
the single became the first Bond movie theme to reach number one in the UK Singles Chart.The song won the Golden Globe Award for Best Original Song at the 73rd Golden Globe Awards[8] and the Academy Award for Best Original Song at the 88th Academy Awards, making it the second consecutive Bond theme to win (after "Skyfall" by Adele in 2012).
I may like the song now but I still hate the film ha ha
According to this article on the Slash film website the Rock band Radiohead were the orignal choice to provide the title music for Spectre but were dropped at a late stage in the process to read about it click here https://www.slashfilm.com/1430955/james-bond-radiohead-unused-spectre-theme/
To watch a trailer for Spectre click here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujmoYyEyDP8
Anyway back to the orignal question the only James Bond song I don’t like Another way to Die from Daniel Craigs second Bond film Quauntum of Solice sung by Jack White and Alicia keys I am not really a big fan of the film ethier for me it was released too soon after Daniel Craig’s debut as Bond Casino Royale (which I loved) the story in the film feels a bit rushed which makes it for me hard to follow the fact that the film was taking place during a writers srike might have something to do with it lol
To read an article about how the James Bond films of Daniel Craig rank with film fans click here https://collider.com/daniel-craig-james-bond-films-ranked/#:~:text=%E2%80%98No%20Time%20to%20Die%E2%80%99%20to%20%E2%80%98Skyfall%E2%80%99%3A%20Daniel%20Craig%E2%80%99s,Spectre%20...%205%205.%20Quantum%20of%20Solace%20
To watch a video highlighting Daniel Craigs best moments as James Bond click here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozfccPhvFg8
If you wondering have I seen No Time to Die yet the answer to that is No I know how it ends though the ending was spoilt for me I won’t spoil it for you guys I won’t watch till I know how the film producers plan to fix that cliffhanger
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Pictures
1) Die another Day UK Poster
2) Rosamand Pike as Miranda Frost
3) Hallie Berry as Jinx Johnson
4 The Aston Martin Vanquish
5) Spectre Poster
6) Quantum of Solice poster
Notes Thanks to the following websites Collider film for their 16 best Bond women that redifined the Franchise
Den of the Geek for their ten best ever gadgets seen in the Bond franchise
Cinema Blind for their James Bonds ranks series
Google images for the pictures and Wikpedia for providing some of the background material on the gadgets
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resi evil lgbt hcs... part 5(?)
#dumdum hours#leon s kennedy#jack krauser#luis serra#karl heisenberg#mother miranda#joseph frost#kirk mathison#marissa ronson#mia winters#joe baker#leon scott kennedy#gay#bisexual#transgender#lesbian#asexual#pansexual#resident evil#lgbt hcs
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Nana Mae Frost
Southland Tales - 2006
#Miranda Richardson#Nana Mae Frost#Southland Tales#2006#my gifs#movie edits#movies : Richard Kelly#mredits#I've loved Miranda longer than time has had meaning in my life#This movie is so f*cking weird#I've watched it more times that I can count and I still have no clue what the hell is going on#that being said its got a huge and great cast#and Miranda is a smoke show and I love her southern accent it makes me happy
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Assorted sketches about a completely normal bookstore with completely normal people working there
Also this AU needs a normal name aside from "Ye Olde Bookstore Grand Reopening", because it is a mouthful to say or type.
#w.i.t.c.h comic#w.i.t.c.h cartoon#w.i.t.c.h.#cornelia hale#elyon#prince phobos#w.i.t.c.h. miranda#w.i.t.c.h. frost#crysdrawsthings
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The Hot Blonde With Questionable Morals Squad
Mother Miranda, Alex Wesker, La Signora (Rosalyne) and Emma Frost
#I’m in love with all of them so much#also obsessed with them#mother miranda#alex wesker#genshin la signora#la signora#emma frost
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Katie McGrath as Bond villain Miranda Frost, from Die Another Day: as requested by an anon.
#katie mcgrath#Katie McGrath edit#Katie McGrath manips#James bond#007#Miranda frost edit#manips#anon request
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Tony the Tiger - Tony the Tiger Footprint Ceremony, Mann's Chinese Theatre, 24 April 1997
Photographer: Miranda Shen
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Sorry to anyone who lives where it's blazing hot in September, I see ya'll and im praying
#miranda talking shit#Personally i have 0c here at night now which means frost during the night ... Snow will probably be here in a few weeks or top a month
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ROSAMUND PIKE as Miranda Frost
in DIE ANOTHER DAY (2002)
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How would the Four Lords react to S/O who bakes really extravagant things for them?
Genuinely none of them would know what to do and I’m here for it
Resident Evil Lords With an S/O Who Loves to Bake 🧁
Alcina Dimitrescu
It’s two in the morning, what idiot maid is making a racket in her kitchen-!
Oh it’s you!
Why are you being so loud in her kitchen, of all places?
She sees you shove some bowls behind your back
“Nothing to see here, Alcina! Nothing! You should go back to bed, like, now!”
You were acting odd, but she was exhausted from her meeting with Miranda earlier in the day
“Okay, I will, but I want an explanation for this in the morning. Be quiet, please.”
She got an explanation in the morning
“Miranda was being a bitch, and the girls weren’t helping, so I decided to make you a cake to cheer you up. Surprise?”
Alcina was, in fact, surprised
You stayed up making this all night
And it was gorgeous
It looked like a goddamn wedding cake
Three tiers, fully frosted and decorated with little flowers
“Darling, you made this for me? Oh thank you! You must be exhausted! Come, take a break.”
She had no idea what to do
You made this for her? With your own two hands? And you took hours out of your night to make it instead of sleeping???
You baffled her
She loved you so much
She cooked you a huge dinner that night and praised your cake when you ate dessert
The girls ate that shit in minutes
God she loves you, and she wants you to know it
Donna Beneviento
…were those macaroons on the counter?
With little cursive Ds written in chocolate on top of them?
And a few set aside with little As on them?
You need to drag her out of her room because of how flustered she was (she hid)
Donna is the definition of bashful
She has no idea what to do with this! No one makes her things, especially not you!
She’s supposed to make you things, not the other way around!
Angie expresses Donna’s true emotions, much to your satisfaction (and Donna’s dismay)
“Hon, these things are the best things EVER! You need to make them more! Oh oh! You should make some for Heisy-weisy and put some special herbs in them!”
“…you know what I mean, right? We’re making the metal man get STONED!”
Donna hastily shoves her hand over Angie’s mouth to make her stop talking
It does not stop you from laughing
Or from planning
Donna really is thankful, though
She’s so happy that she found someone so amazing that would go out of their way to make macaroons for her
She’s smitten
Absolutely smitten
And a little embarrassed
Salvatore Moreau
Something wasn’t right
Not that something was wrong, per se, but something was just… different
The lake didn’t smell like it normally did
It was lacking the normal amount of stank, in Sal’s opinion
It almost smelled… sweet??
He followed the smell
And promptly broke down crying
There you were, in his gross kitchen, wearing an apron that Donna made for you
Holding a fresh, wonderful, dozen doughnuts, all glazed and frosted
You just fuckin.. made this for him!?? What-
You turned around, looked at your doughnuts sadly, and asked, “are you allergic to gluten?”
After stopping the flow of tears, Sal explained that no, he wasn’t allergic to gluten, he was just surprised
How did you even make this? And why did you make them for him?
Turns out, you had been requesting specific baking supplies from the Duke, and you stealthily hid everything until you were ready to bake
“But- but why would you do something for me? I’m so.. gross! I don’t want your wonderful treats to go to waste!”
You set down the box, walked over to him, and gave him a lil smooch on the forehead
“I made them because I know you have a sweet tooth, and because I love you, Sal! Do you think I would spend all that lei on baking supplies for someone I hated?”
He tearfully smiled, sat down with you, and ate the best damn doughnuts he ever had
He had no idea how to express his sincere gratitude and surprise other than showering you in compliments
He loves you, so, so much
“Wait, love, how much did you spend on the supplies?”
Aaaaand the waterworks are staring again
Karl Heisenberg
What in the hell was getting the lycans so worked up?? In his fucking kitchen, no less
They normally kept their dumb noses is places where they were supposed to be
But in his kitchen? And this hyper?
He thinks the fuck not
Karl storms in there, hammer blazing and bashing any lycans that were in his way
“What the hell is going on in here? Scram! Go the fuck away! Leave before I turn you into a soldat! Oh, what?”
You were in the kitchen, swarmed by a horde of lycans that were acting like puppies, feeding them something
“Oh, hey Heis. Sorry, I couldn’t get them out.”
“Well what the fuck were they doing in here in the first place?”
“They smelled the cookie batter and came running.”
“The what?”
He was confused
Why were you making cookies? The last time Miranda had them at their “meetings” they tasted like ass
Why were you baking ass
After you explaining that cookies normally don’t taste like ass, you shoved one in his mouth
He was pissed
But then very happy (even thought he didn’t really show it)
You made these for him? Well, he’s happy he picked such a babe to be his partner for life
“Hey, thanks! I’m gonna show these to Miranda and tell her how bad hers were.”
He loves your cookies
And so do the lycans
Hope you like the baking headcanons! Sorry this took so long to post!
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2012 Karai x reader Incorrect Quotes
A spiritual followup to the incorrect turtlexreader quotes, because honestly Karai is the only one of them who I actually have a crush on! Definitely more niche tho lol
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(Y/N): *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Karai: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
April: Can I get a waffle?
(Y/N) and Karai: *fighting and yelling at each other*
April: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
Karai: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
(Y/N): If I was married to you I’d drink it.
(Y/N), to Karai: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Leo: Hey, that’s not very nice-
Karai: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!
Leo, forgetting about (Y/N): VIVA LA PLUTO, SCREW YOU!
(Y/N): Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice forest breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Karai: Hey, (Y/N).
(Y/N): GODDAMNIT!
(Y/N): Karai has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.
(Y/N): You know, Karai, you are the sun in my life.
Karai: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
(Y/N): Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
(Y/N): *angrily presses Karai against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Karai: ...
Karai: Are we about to kiss-
(Y/N): What’s up with you?
Karai: What do you mean?
(Y/N): You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
(Y/N): So what’s the plan?
Casey: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Karai * they’re mean, come up with something.
Karai , writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
(Y/N): Let’s not Karai this into a worse situation than it already is.
Karai: Did you just use my name as a verb?
(Y/N): This is a bad idea.
Karai: Then why are you coming along?
(Y/N): Someone has to get your injured self home.
(Y/N): Did you have to stab them?
Karai: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
(Y/N): What did they say?
Karai: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
(Y/N): ...That’s fair.
(Y/N): What's gone wrong, Karai?
Karai: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
(Y/N): That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Karai: Well... There’s a crisis.
Karai: *on the phone with (Y/N)* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.
(Y/N): You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you.
Karai: Maybe.
(Y/N): You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Karai: Awww, thanks-
(Y/N): That’s not a good thing.
Karai: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
(Y/N): What are you doing here?
Karai: I could ask you the same question.
(Y/N): I live here. This is my house.
Karai: I should probably ask you a different question.
(Y/N), holding an unconscious Karai: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.
(Y/N): You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Karai, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.
Karai, looking in the first aid kit: Why did you fill this with pop-tarts?!
(Y/N), bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.
(Y/N): Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Karai: It was autocorrect.
(Y/N): Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Karai: Yes.
Leo: So you’re dating (Y/N)?
Karai: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.
Leo: That’s literally a wedding ring.
(Y/N): Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Leo: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Karai.
(Y/N), pointing their hot glue gun towards Leo: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Mikey: That shirt looks great, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Thanks.
Mikey: But I bet it would look even better on Karai's floor.
Karai: Are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?
Karai: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
(Y/N): Yes?
Karai: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
(Y/N): Fuck.
Karai: It's gonna be a fun week!
(Y/N): I'm going to Leo's house.
Karai: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
Leo: (Y/N), gather the others. We need to have another Karai-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Leo: So, how long have you and Karai been together?
(Y/N): No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Karai and I are not together. No. No.
Leo: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?
(Y/N): Where are you going?
Karai: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
(Y/N): I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Leo, knowing full well that (Y/N) got Karai an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
Karai: *kisses (Y/N)*
(Y/N): !
Karai: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
(Y/N): Did- did I what?
Karai: My chapstick, (Y/N). Did you steal it?
Leo: Karai, for the love of God, not this again.
(Y/N): I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Karai: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
(Y/N): Chocolate and popcorn?
Leo: Why do you think it got discontinued?
*(Y/N) and Karai flirting with each other yet again*
Leo: And you two are sure you're not dating?
(Y/N): 100%.
Karai: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Leo: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Karai. I fucking wonder.
Leo: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
(Y/N): Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Karai walks in*
(Y/N): Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Karai: Hi.
April: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Karai: I did.
April: And what did they say?
Karai: “Thank you.”
April: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?
Karai: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and (Y/N) said, “Thank you.”
Karai: How do I make a date really romantic?
Shini: Be mysterious.
Karai: Okay!
*later, while on a date with (Y/N)*
(Y/N): So where are we going?
Karai: None of your fucking business.
Shini: Hey, (Y/N), are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
(Y/N): Yeah.
Shini: And you, Karai?
Karai: Umm... yes?
Shini: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Karai: I’m this close to falling in love with (Y/N).
Shini: Your fingertips are touching.
Karai: Exactly.
(Y/N): Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Karai: Oh, you’ve been?
(Y/N): Once. In Monopoly.
Shini: Truth or dare?
Karai: Truth!
Shini: Do you-
(Y/N): I dare you to kiss me.
Karai: *kisses (Y/N)*
Shini: They said “truth”, right?
#tmnt x reader#tmnt 2012 x reader#reader insert#gender neutral reader#gn!reader#tmnt karai x reader#tmnt 2012 karai x reader#karai x reader#tmnt 2012 karai#karai hamato#tmnt karai
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merry chrysler to all who celebrate
in honor, please take some holidays at chb crumbs as my gift to y'all
not everyone celebrates, obviously, but everyone’s overall in a better mood I think
it always snows. without fail. sometimes it’s the Hecate campers, sometimes it’s even Mr. D, maybe it’s genuinely just luck
anyways a camper or two is the only one there over christmas and a siege of monsters happens to occur and they Home Alone that shit
(am I working on a Malconnor drabble? maybe. will I get it out today? also maybe)
white elephant/ secret santa in each cabin, especially Hermes (people like Percy and Nico who are the only ones in their cabins participate in the Hermes one too)
Katie and Miranda bake a fuck ton of cookies and hold a decorating party in the arts and crafts building
(Percy eats more than he decorates and also completely depletes all blue frosting from the table)
Apollo cabin singing carols all over camp like the obnoxiously cheerful idiots that they are
Apollo and Demeter kids have really bad seasonal depression
it’s the only time of the year where Will is grumpier than Nico and sometimes even he’s like “woah calm down”
I feel like….. Khione isn’t looking to do demigods any favors, but she’s never actively prevented it from showing in New York out of pure spite
have you seen that challenge where you put a santa hat on the corner of the tv and you take a shot every time someone “wears” it? all the legal ones doing that
horrid orange christmas sweaters in the store
Sally gets Annabeth a bunch of architecture books and a Lego set of Rome and she’s buzzing from excitement the rest of the weekend
anyways happy holidays guys I’m totally done with the day but happy crisis to all and to all a good night (: 🎄🌟
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