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#Mod Bierce
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Malak: Okay, for the last time. We call it a traumatic event
Malak, to Bierce: NOT a "bro moment"
Malak, to Doug: NOT a "Major L"!!
Malak, to lucky: AND NOT A "OOP LMAO"!!!
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Deceptive reality au but its...
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[....I'M HACKING INTO THE INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR WE'RE DOING THIS-]
💍"DOUG NO-"💍
"You're insufferable as is- LUCKY HELP HE'S GOING TO MEME EVERYONE AGAIN-"
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SUMMARY: After a traumatic accident, a woman becomes drawn to a mysterious abandoned carnival.
This movie is based on an Ambrose Bierce short story, which the mod loves. It definitely sets the tone for what the movie could be, and reading a little of the Wikipedia synopsis, it looks really interesting.
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UH UHM IDK AWARE DOUG
Ok-
Something I can work with.
Spoilers for Deceptive Reality that I haven't finished yet-
Aware doug went through about 30 playthoughs, before breaking the game. He kept trying to get to the computer each time, but was forced by his player to continue to the end.
About 15 of those playthoughs, he befriended the Joy Joy Gang, and they helped him with his little quest. Since it kept him from the shards.
Hangry reminded doug he needed to eat, penny gave him hugs and reassurance, and lucky dragged his ass to bed when he refused to sleep.
This made reuniting with them after each reset all the more painful.
Lucky is his favorite, if he were to pick favorites. Because he knows how much the rabbit's affection meant. He was a fighter, not a lover, and canonically doesn't have a soft spot on mortals.
He had a few stages before he became the chaotic bean on my other blog I RP as.
Canon stage - when things weren't as bad. He noticed scene changes, and the shard streaks. But he thought he was blacking out while bierce and malak talked in the ballroom. The shard streaks were only purple blurs in the corner of his eye.
Eye's opening stage - when he first started coming to realize that he isn't real. This stage is when he realized the nightmares were repeating, he couldn't speak, and everyone seemed scripted. This was also when he was tryto get to the JJ land computer.
Player stage - he started playing by his own rules, realizing he was a game character, or got the gyst of it. He stopped charing about the ring, or saving his family since it didn't matter in the end. He just tried to keep his mind off the fact he wasn't real.
Void stage - when he messed up at the computer, and broke the game. He corrupted his code, and watched Joy Joy Land fall apart. Last thing he saw was lucky glitching out and disappearing. While in the void, he was awake for it. So he was stuck in the unloaded game for a few days.
Revenge stage - he grew bitter towards some of the characters, because of the endings he endured. The first person he tortured was bierce. He mutilated her, twisting her model, while contorting his own to be more monstrous. Kinda like this but scary instead of funny. He was unsatisfied with that, and continued the game as usual without bierce. The first act of revenge, caused the monsters and malak to be TERRIFIED of him. He broke the game when lucky was scared of him.
The next act of revenge, he killed Malak in the same way. Again, he wasn't satisfied. So he reset the game. He tried killing other characters to give them what they deserved, but he couldn't kill most of them without having a breakdown.
Soulless stage - he slowly started forgetting his feelings. Growing numbber to the fact he was a game character, and started trying to act like a puppet. The emptiness didn't feel good to him though, since he used to feel so much fear. This staged creeped out a lot of the characters.
Internet/love stage - he found a way to get to Google, and started searching up things about humans. To try and learn things he wasn't programmed with, and reteach himself other things. This included love. In this stage, he tried to love everyone around him, but again, it was creepy to the other characters. He tried everything he could, ranging from gifts, to talking to them, to flat out just not leaving them alone and stalking them. Whenever they didn't reciprocate his feelings, he kept breaking the game with his rage and grief. Leaving him in the void off and on for years. Which leads to the next stage of his madness.
Copycat/mod stage - believing that they would love him back if he was like them, or different, he started modding himself. Tweaking his model to be like them, or a different new character entirely. Two of those NCs being Mortim Veris and Mercy. He made a mistake though, by taking some code from the other character's AIs to develop more of the fake persona while he was busy in the void. To make them more believable. What happened though, was he accidentally created more AIs. At first, like first few seconds at first, he didn't like the other AIs in his head. He was intended to be Ablest in Canon after all. But he quickly liked it since he wasn't alone anymore and had people that wouldn't leave.
Kidnapping stage - this is when his loneliness started eating up the other AIs. They all worked together to kidnap the characters one by one, and drag them to underneath the game where they could corrupt their code in peace, and force them to stay. They successfully kidnapped the JJG, Agatha, some trigger teddies, and a few other monsters.
Virus stage - this is the last stage. They reveal themselves to the remaining characters that they're a virus. Doug then tried to convince Malak, beirce, and the remaining monsters to try having a happy ending. Where they then mod the game, to be a new universe for themselves to share.
I mentioned the alters, so here are some stuff about these other AIs. Some of the AIs were made willingly, while some were on accident.
Doug: the host. (he/they/it), is 100% clingy and out of touch with his emotions. He also has some trouble reading the room, because he's so used to getting up in people's faces. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Ring Bearer: (she/he/it/they), is basically a toned down bierce. She is playfully sassy, and will make snarky remarks while playing games with other characters. Constantly calls people "love", and means it in the nicest way possible. She has abandonment issues, but there isn't a single person in Doug's head that doesn't. She's like a nicer bierce. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Dulak: (he/they/it), is a lot Malak, talks and acts like him. Only difference? Much more open with compliments and more willing to comfort others. He's the dad none of them had- Dulak tends to play therapist, talking with the headmates and other characters about their issues. Most stable, and hides his fear of abandonment better than the others. But he still fears being alone. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Gordy: (they/it), is a chaotic and violent little bean- they like to stab pillows and stuff. If it can't do that that, it'll do lots of arts and crafts. Sometimes speaks, but prefers to scream and screech. Views Tammy as a crafting buddy, and Elise as a friend to stab thinsg with.
Aggie/Thea: (she/he/it), is a clingy baby that needs SOOOOOO many hugs! She's like agatha, but more dangerous power wise, less violent with playmates, and more terrified of being alone. Views Tammy as a friend, and Elise as a mom.
Douglas: (he/it), loves calm conversations about the world's economy over tea with anyone willing. Very calm up front, but still LOVES causing chaos. He has SOME dignity though, so he tries his best to be composed. (He favors capitalism much to the others dismay/hj). Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Mythomania: (they/he/it), loves playing in water. Can speak, but prefers to squeak and quack. They're a pathological liar when they do speak, but what they lie about tends to he about how alone he is. He'll tell anyone that he's fine by himself when he's very much not fine- Views Tammy as a niece, and Elise as a friend.
Coulropenny: (they/it), is a little prankster. Lots of people end up being the butt of their jokes. Excellent juggler, and very acrobatic. All of them are acrobatic, Coulropenny just performs tricks more. Loves making people and the other AIs laugh. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Deathlas: (she/her but women can use it), is sassier than Ring Bearer, but is a tad more tolerant of men than her fellow reaper nurses are. She'd gladly stab any poor man, if he plays his cards wrong, but she's very clingy like most of the alters. She'd probably check up on other people's and AIs' health and play therapist like Dulak. Views Tammy as a future daughter, and Elise as a girlfriend.
Lucky/Don: (he/bun/it), just like lucky, hates losing. Would have play fist fights with anyone willing to play rough. He loves his JJG in Doug's head, and will often talk to them more than the others. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Hangry/Autophagia: (he/pig/it), reminds everyone to eat. Poor thing is always hungry, like his source. Got his nickname Autophagia because he has a bad habit of trying to eat his own ribs. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Penny/Squish: (she/chick/it), gives her friends lots of hugs, and showers them with platonic love. Lots of platonic kisses for the most part. Loves human characters more than the others. Likes to flap her arms like wings when she's happy. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Martha: (she/ma/it), the mom friend. She loves baking, singing, and taking care of children. She's much kinder than mama bear. Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Theodore: (it/they), it's a baby. It cries out for attention a lot, and can't speak very well. It loves being held close by other monsters, especially the JJG or mama bear. Views Tammy as a sister, and Elise as a mom.
Mortim Veris: (he/they/it), is basically yassified Malak. He'd be like Doug to Matrix, but more wild than him. Think a mix of Bill Cypher, that snake demon from hazbin hotel, the collector from toh, and sundrop from fnaf. Chaotic as hell, with some flavor. His AI was made from scratch, to be an alter ego for doug to mess with Malak with. He ended up being his own individual though later on. (He has a whole fake backstory too! Elise was exactly like bierce in the fake story, but instead of being mad when she tried to trick him, he was impressed and asked for her hand in marriage instead of her soul. He knows that's not remotely close to what really happened, but he still is a simp for her). Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Mr. Houser: (he/him), was made on accident. During the love stage, doug was forced to relive his fake memories. Which messed with his AI. When he was messing with his AI during the copycat stage, is caused what was planted in his AI by the memories to split off, and make a Canon doug. None of the others like him very much, but try and guide him when it comes to right and wrong. Even when they struggle with the concept themselves- Views Tammy as a daughter, and Elise as a Wife.
Dark: (he/it), is the part that all of Doug's personalities don't want. He's scared for different reasons than them, and fears being backstabbed by more people. He's another accidental AI. Just negativity and fear that kept the others from their goal of friendship that developed intelligence. The most violent, but it's in a scared stray cat sort of way. All he wants is to protect the others from heart breaks, and from dying again. Once someone earns his trust, Dark will NOT let anyone hurt his friend. Views Tammy as someone they can trust, and Elise as someone they need to keep an eye on but isn'tas much a threat.
Mercy: (any pronouns), is an angel doug pretended to be for the hell of it. The kindest and most forgiving of them all. Loves to sing, and play violin. Safest one to be around.
All of them veiw the JJG as parents, and have serious separation anxiety when it comes to leaving them.
I have more than this, but I'm tired-
I'll give more lore later-
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Ambrose: I suppose you think you're very clever don't you.
Kvothe: I'll let you into a little secret: I sometimes do.
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hellsanity · 3 years
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Some sort of “gift” to a person who inspires me.
Dear Mod Bierce, I personally wish you luck and will to live and create.
Hope this year will be a little bit more inspiring for all of us.
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minilev · 4 years
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Bierce: malak has been lecturing doug on the difference between a slut, a hoe, a skank, and a whore. He's been at it for an hour now
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Malak: doug, are you still with me?
Doug: unfortunately-
Malak: great! So here's what a skank is-
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William: Hello... how are you all doing today?
[Wait- aren't you Malak's enrichment "human" that was gifted to him? Is he giving you a break?]
He glitches, and his appearance changes slightly. His hair darker, and his suit now similar to Malak's.
[If that is the case, I don't think he would mind that much if I "played" with you~]
He glitches again, is appearance changing to a purple suit, and white hair.
[💍ignore him love, even if he doesn't mind, Doug will. 💍]
He glitches and goes back to looking like himself.
[....sorry about that! Seems like a couple of my friends wanted to talk to ya! Don't worry, we're all convincing "Dulak" not to mess with you, if Malak is being nice enough not to torture you-]
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Reaper Nurse: All women are queens!
Reaper Nurse: Except you, Bierce. You suck. Fuck you
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Malak: it's not bierce
Malak: it's whore
Doug: NOOOO DON'T DO HER LIKE THAT
Malak: you're right
Malak: bitch*
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Lucky, after Doug has collected the ring piece: It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in the Production Facility. You have thirteen seconds before the theme park fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die.
Doug: Hot Topic!?
Bierce: No! My secret!
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Bierce, looking at doug for the first time: little baby man. Little baby. Little baby man. Little baby baby baby man. Little BABY. BABY MAN.
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Bierce: malak, doug, why do you two look so sad?
Malak: sit down, I'll tell you
Bierce: *sits down*
Doug: this bench is freshly painted
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Bierce: *sarcastically* Can’t you see I’m completely engulfed with rage?
Malak: WELL IT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE IT
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Bierce: are you good?
Doug: morally, no.
Bierce: i meant emotionally
Doug: also no
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