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inhuman-obey-me · 7 months
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A Jewel Is Born (Chapter 2)
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Read Chapter 1 here
Can also be read on AO3 here!
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Day 4 - Raphael's Spears
"Asmodeus, this shameless flirting is utterly improper for an angel. Please learn to control yourself, for the dignity of the Celestial Realm."
It had been only four days since Asmodeus's glittering, luxuriant birth, and in that span, Raphael had given this lecture at least twice as many times already. Nevertheless, the realm's newest angel seemed stubbornly determined to defy his guidance, playing innocent every time -- just as he was doing now.
Asmodeus sniffled at him, teary-eyed, from within the cage of spears within which he found himself entrapped. They had come down from the sky so suddenly, one even nearly nicking the perfectly unblemished skin of his cheek, he couldn't help the water pooling at the edges of his innocently pleading eyes. That, and he'd happened to catch his reflection in a mirror the day before, similarly tearing up as he listened to another young angel gushing over how lovely he looked, and had realized at that moment how he looked even more innocently, helplessly alluring by doing so, and so he now took every opportunity to do so again.
"But Raphael, I can't help that I'm so beautiful! Father made me to be shared with the world!" he wailed, letting the tears fall delicately from the corners of his eyes.
The young seraph sighed deeply with exasperation, fingers tightening on the spear in hand before consciously reminding himself to loosen his grip. "Once again, Asmodeus, Father created you for the same reason He created all of us -- to be servants and messengers of His will. How many times do you need to be told before you will understand this?"
"I understand just fine," the beautiful angel pouted. "But if we're messengers, then obviously the message I'm meant to relay is how amazing his creations are! And the only way I can spread that message is by being myself, the beautiful and enchanting Asmo!"
"You do not need to enchant anyone. Entrancing people is the tactic of base demons, not high angels as we are. His will goes far beyond just you, Asmodeus. You need to learn to see beyond yourself," the other insisted again. "As his messengers, we must always hold ourselves with dignity and maintain our decorum. Running off on flights of fancy and chasing the other angels this way is entirely inappropriate."
Asmo sighed, plopping down to his knees inside the cage as he only half-listened to the rest of the lecture. There was never any winning with Raphael, it seemed, and so there was nothing he could do but wait out the rest.
Sure, maybe this was a little bit his fault. Maybe he'd been preening in front of a mirror again, and perhaps he had run just a bit late for his duties because of it. But it wasn't his fault that another angel had approached to compliment how his feathery robes matched his wings so nicely, which then led to another stopping him to praise how his skin almost seemed to glow in the ever light of the Celestial Realm, and then yet another paused to fawn over the delicate curl of how his locks around his face so softly. It hadn't been long before a small crowd had gathered around him, but he couldn't help that! These were such sincere admirers, he couldn't possibly have pushed them away just to do some silly chores!
And, really, wasn't it only right for him to take the time to express back all the ways he found each of them lovely as well? Each of them also had such wonderful charms, in their own ways. So did the other angels who just happened to pass by, and it seemed to him that they also ought to know how exquisite they all were. It would surely brighten their day, each and every one of them, to be complimented by someone as beautiful as him, right?
And besides, it was true, wasn't it, that he, along with everyone else in this realm, had been created by their Father? Then, wasn't what Raphael called "flirting" really just admiring Father's creations? Wasn't he just sharing the love that Father had filled him with? How could that possibly be undignified to the realm?
The sharp metal clang of a spear tip against metal jolted the new angel out of his sulking.
"If you are not listening to me, Asmodeus, it seems I will have no choice but to personally oversee your tasks for the rest of the day," Raphael frowned, massaging his forehead with exhaustion. "Though I have my own duties for Michael to take care of as well..."
"Nope, no, that's perfectly okay! I hear you loud and clear," Asmo quickly responded, flashing his best compliant smile. A whole day of being babysat by this killjoy was the last thing he wanted. "No more flirting, I got it! No need to worry about little old Asmo, you just go ahead and do that stuff for Michael! I'll be just fine on my own, I promise!"
The seraph glared at the plainly contrived assurances. The stress, however, thinking of Michael's various requests, was clear on his face. "Very well," he relented at last. "But please try to control yourself and simply complete your tasks. I assume you understand the consequences if there are any more incidents."
"Absolutely! Just count on me!" Asmo answered brightly.
With a bang of his spear against the ground, the cage vanished, and Raphael began walking away, his deep sigh audible as he did so.
"Yes, finally!" Asmodeus cheered to himself once the seraph was a fair distance away, watching his retreating form. "Now, let's see, my tasks for today...oh! Right, I have to clean the baths today! Hmm...if I have to clean them anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine if I take a quick soak in there myself first. And I can use those new bath salts that Nithael gave me earlier! Ooh, he was such a cutie, with how shyly he came up to me with them. I bet he'd be super happy if I gave him a little smooch the next time I see him as thanks..."
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Good day to you! I was wondering if you had any fics concerning Holy water and Crowley. Specifically the scene where Az and Crow switch places but instead they don't switch places and Crow gets tortured from holy water. Hurt fics specifically. Thank you!
Hello. I could find one fic specifically around the bodyswap where Crowley is hurt by holy water. You may be interested in our #bodyswap and #holy water tags, specifically these and these, where Crowley is hurt by holy water. Here are some more along those lines...
The Fallen (Arch)Angel by alex232227 (G)
Aziraphale talks to Heaven. He finds out about the former archangel Raphael. Nobody knows what happened to him after the Fall. The angels want to take a revenge on him.
Black & White by SPICYJARVIS (G)
It isn’t unusual for Crowley to disappear for a bit and so Aziraphale doesn’t feel any concern when he doesn’t answer his phone. The angel supposes that his demon partner is probably off somewhere causing chaos, or perhaps he’s gone back downstairs for a couple hours to run some errands or… whatever it is they do down there.
He does feel concern, however, when Crowley bowls into the bookshop exactly thirty-three minutes before it is due to close and immediately collapses, lifeless, onto the ground into the middle of the room.
Fallen for a Lie by small_blue_owl (T)
Aziraphale chooses Crowley over Heaven but he never thought that Crowley might not have chosen him.
Was I stupid to love you? Was I reckless to help? Was it obvious to everybody else? That I'd fallen for a lie You were never on my side... *WARNING: this is the original ending I had in mind and it is very sad. If you want a happy ending, read the other version of this under the same name.
Sacrificial Lamb by ShesAKillerQueen98 (M)
Crowley finds himself in a very dangerous situation when he's captured by a religious cult. Without access to his powers, his only hope is that Aziraphale hears his pleas in time.
Stairway to Hell by supernovascotia (T)
AU where Aziraphale doesn't catch the last prophecy, they don't switch bodies (spoilers whoops), and only Crowley gets kidnapped. Aziraphale has to literally go to Hell to save him. Spoiler alert, there's no happy ending. And while this could be read as platonic, it is NOT intended that way even remotely.
You asked for hurt... so do mind the tags and warnings on those last three!!
- Mod D
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faolanmoon · 1 year
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Random Short Solomon headcannons
Stfu I know I’m literally posting this the day after his birthday ( which is also my mother’s birthday) but I had more important shit yesterday like my mother’s birthday being the next day.SOME OF THESE ARE CRACK.
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He’s probably forgotten to die at least more than once. I just find this to be funny as hell honestly .You can’t convince me that if he physically aged he’d look so old he’d like he forgot he’s passed his life’s expiration date even though he doesn’t have one. Dude just gets in a situation that’s supposed to be fatal is just like “wait I’m supposed to die?”
Is probably the only MF who has tried challenging Leviathan to the Devildom’s equivalent to Smash Bros. before MC that has come close to beating him.Levi almost lost ONCE due to RNG and Solomon spamming, and he refused to play another game with him for a long time because of the spamming.
100% has a stick enchanted with knockback II in Minecraft called the “Yeet Stick” he uses primarily for trolling. Especially on Asmo who doesn’t wear armor, like ever. Levi has kicked him out of the game several times over the Yeet Stick. Only MC is safe from the Yeet Stick because they have “Hide-the-body-anatior ”( basically a netherite sword with all the best enchantments possible) and can one shot his ass without proper armor.(Levi is the same, he just doesn’t have a funny name for his netherite sword like MC does)
He’s the reason why the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is always broke, don’t @ me. He’s so bad at cooking he couldn’t even work at fast food.
Shouldn’t know what Gen Z slang is because of his age, but somehow does. It’s scary because of how he’s able to blend into modern human culture, not as scary as Diavolo trying to be trendy and just being cringe, but it’s still “how do you do fellow kids?”.
Is not allowed within 100ft of Lucifer sometimes because he gets so pissed of at Solomon trying to make a pact with him. Solomon, it’s literally like my dad bringing home the milk, it’s never happening.
Speaking of dads I feel like he’d probably have the worst dad jokes, I would list an example ,but not even I would get it.
Would be the type of mf to shitpost on the main account. Idk how ppl on Instagram shitpost , I grew up on the SparkleCat and Sparkledog days of DeviantArt, you think I use Instagram? I just know it’s what Devilgram is based off of.
Speaking of one of the social media platforms I know more about, whatever the Devildom’s equivalent of Tumblr is, he Levi and MC 100% have one. Solomon only has an account for chaos and some of the shitpost this beautiful Superhell( complementary) has meanwhile Levi is here for fandom stuff and is 100% a Tumbler Vet, Mc has an account for both reasons.
Solomon is also the only person besides Levi and MC who would know wtf Discord is and would have one. Remember the time before Rhythm bots 1 and 2 shut down in 2021? Yeah he’d 100% be trolling in VCs with those bots. (Also before someone in 2023 tries to be a smart ass check the date before you “Well actually the Rhythm bots are back as if 2023 🤓” because it’s not 2023 as I write and publish now is it?) The very last thing he ever had a Rhythm bot play was The Sound of Silence ( or more commonly “Hello Darkness My old Friend) on that famous day in September 2021 when the bots shut down. After the bots shut down he’d instead troll with Discord voice mods. Besides trolling, Solomon would be a massive shitposter when a hard drive of memes that are no where near as many as Levi has.
When no one else is around ( especially Luke) Barbatos goes full Gordon Ramsay on him.
Beel can be heard weeping whenever he smells Solomon’s cooking.
Him and Mc are the only humans who don’t fear God nor death. Not even 13 can make them fear death.
Mammon, Luke , Simeon, Raphael and 13 get trolled the most by him.
Do not let him or anyone in general discover MC’s fan base, fanfics about MC, or any ships involving MC. He’d be the one most chaotic fans MC has the moment he does. Would be the type to make shitposts out of MC ships and use it to fuck with Mammon and Levi who totally wouldn’t already have started shipping wars.
And on fucking with Mammon he’s 100% been robbed by him and would use magic to fuck with Mammon since he’s why we can’t have shit in the Devildom or Detroit.
Solomon and MC are both Asmo’s feral gremlins that should be feared, Solomon is just less bloodthirsty than MC.
None of the Henrys trust him, not even 2.0. Henry 1.0 would kill him without hesitation while Henry 2.0 flares his gills up when he sees him.
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I was telling Raph about X-men and getting him to guess abilities based on their superhero names and I got to Avalanche. Raph got pissed when I told him his ability was creating earthquakes. His argument was essentially:
Fuck that. Yea, earthquakes can cause avalanches, but they also cause a shit ton more things. He should've been called Tectonic. Hell, Earthquake would've been better. Anything but Avalanche. Actually, Tectonic's a cool name. Fuck you his name's Tectonic now.
This happened like a month ago and now whenever I talk about X-men and mention Avalanche he says some variation of "Fuck that his name's Tectonic".
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bansheeoftheforest · 3 years
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Well, my wifi is not back, and wont be anytime soon. The very earliest luckiest would be getting it back by Tuesday (unlikely). The very worst my house burns down so theres that /lh /hj
This sucks so much because I really cannot read asks I dont see in real time, I have the same amount of reading comprehension for them as I do Frankenstein XD
Dm me links to any important syndicate asks I miss while I'm gone 👍
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Bannnnnn I tried to draw the Jekyll brothers but Kent? Is inconsistent? The database (what I use) showd him as a clean shaven guy with a bit messy hair but google is showing Kent as a completely different model? Neat hair, Brokenshire beard. Like it's the ingame "identify" zoom in and I cant check whats right before I already killed himmmm
Anyway here art <3. I know I said I'd draw the DTIYS first but art inspiration is stored in the Syndicate au <3
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Also I've been thimking about Henry wearing a mask +plus ponytail to hide his identity like for the past two days. Yknow those theater masks? The weeping and laughing? He wears the sad one while in the Blighters and Templars and the happy one while in the Rooks because hes a dramatic theater nerd. Also! I like to think that if Jekyll has to be a templar he'd still wear the Blighter uniform when he could and pretend hes not high ranking. He gets away with it because Crawford doesn't care about him and Roth lives for chaos
I also drew Henry in a mask and ponytail but it's not done yet ���
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Also I did the math the the twins are 3 years older than Jekyll. Like thank goodness first of all because I fully went into ship entirely unaware on if there were canon ages or a scary difference. But also Jacob being 3 years older than Henry is kinda funny to me
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All of Evie's outfits (besides her default) are bad and I'm gonna fist fight the designers because the secrets of london (where I only searched the locations of 3) is so bad, especially with the effort needed. How did they do Jacob so good, but utterly fail with Evie /lh
NOOOOOOO D: Man, I really hope you will get it back asap, and also that your house don't burn down!!
Man, if I don't know your struggle rn. However I shall do my best to link you to every syndicate ask that I will get from here on out bc I don't tend to get small asks for that au so <3
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Huh-- oh wow you're right. I wonder if it is a set design or just a bit on random depending on the save file... I killed him a long ass time ago so I have absolutely no idea how he looked like <3
EITHER WAY OH MY GOD IT LOOKS AAMZING. I love??? How you gave all three individual personalities in just a single picture??? Kent looks like he is seconds away from murder and I LOVE Henry in the templar outfit, it fits him so well??? Man I really want to start thinking more of this branch. Would the entire Jekyll family be Templars so the trio got that role inherited? Are Raphael and Kent unidentical twins and Henry is the odd-one-out because he is the youngest? Were the three of them really close in Scotland, but left as soon as possible bc their family was abusive, only for Kent and Raphael to find refuge in the Templar Order while Henry goes to university? Would they still have that brotherly love if they were close as kids even when they are in the Order, or would they have a falling out and start despising each other (or Jekyll @ the older brothers at least)? Would Raphael and Kent secretly be protective of Henry and manage to keep him out of Starrick's line-of-sight so that Henry won't get in trouble for defying orders/ignoring them? Would they force Henry to join the Templars with threats or would Henry mostly feel obligated to join them? Since the Templar Order isn't illegal in London, would other people know that Jekyll is a Templar, or would he keep it hidden from the public? Would his brothers help hide his identity?? SO many questions and I'm so sad I won't be able to discuss them with you :'c
(also can I just say I love the poetic differences between their clothing. Raphael is just wearing a waistcoat/basic clothes and he is a brute and more open, Kent is wearing more clothes/layering up and he is the "brains" out of the two of them, Jekyll is wearing the most layers and is almost trying to hide himself and I just... *chief's kiss*)
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Henry being a dramatic theater nerd and stealing Roth's costume supplies to hide his identity bc he is so ashamed of it and doesn't want people he knows to know about it my beloved <3 Plus the blighter uniforms doesn't look too far off of what he normally wears so he could probably use that as an excuse whenever some other Templar gets up his ass about not wearing the right clothes, yet it still doesn't make Henry feel any better knowing he has to bear the knowledge that he is actively wearing discreet blighter clothes to keep the Order happy and the public oblivious, knowing what cause he is reluctantly supporting. (him joining the rooks and suddenly coming into the Society all dressed in green lol)
Anyways I have now also decided that Maxwell and Henry are friends bc they both hate the Templars and Crawford and Henry gets to star in many of the plays he sets up. Plus they are both slightly insane so they match each other good.
YKNOW WHAT I WAS DAYDREAMING ABOUT WHILE BRUSHING MY TEETH RIGHT AFTER THIS ASK? Jekyll being forced to be the one to murder his brothers and the twins trying to track the murderer down just to know who tf are killing their targets, conveniently at the same time Maxwell starts meeting Jacob. Henry watching Jacob from afar getting smitten by him but keeping a distance bc he knows Maxwell is possessive, Jacob being the first to befriend Henry after Maxwell explains that both of them are against the Templars and Crawford, Jacob saving Henry during the fire of the theater? Yes pls <3
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Thank god bc here I was imagining an age gap of like idk 15 years bc of the differences in the timeline but! I'm just going to keep the canonical age difference while also shoot the timeline up a lil so that the events of Syndicate and TGS takes place at the same time but they are the right age and stuff, just bc I do not like Evie's and Jacob's older designs and I do not want to imagine them meeting during the Ripper dlc <3 Also the thought of Jacob being older than Henry is funny. I think Henry has a type /j
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They are so fucking bad and I'm going to scourage the Nexus to see if I can find any good redesign mods because they are so fucking bad. But to be fair, all female main characters' outfits are bad. Pearl? Lucy Thorne? Mfs looks like vampires. Even more reasons for why I only play Jacob, bc all other outfits on Evie are bad <3
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feconvergence · 3 years
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What if, five years later, Byleth never returned to Garreg Mach?
Hoping against hope, Byleth’s former students congregate at Garreg Mach five years after their professor was brutally ripped from them and the world descended into chaos. When they arrive, though, there is no beloved professor to greet them… and it seems like everyone can remember a promise made to reunite. More than that, they all remember Byleth as their professor - some remember her and some remember him - even though it is impossible for all their memories to be true.
Isn’t it?
Welcome to Fire Emblem: Convergence. Byleth is no where to be found, and timelines are converging in a central point in an unfamiliar world - one where Byleth has disappeared, Those Who Slither in the Dark have seized control of Fódlan, and every single student has memories of attending class with their professor. They barely had time to realize that something was terribly amiss when they are attacked, and the three houses must unite to fend off a common foe… and figure out what in Seiros’ name is happening here.
SEEKING: Annette, Raphael, Ignatz, Lysithea, Leonie, Linhardt, Bernadetta, Petra, Balthus, Constance, and more!
Member-driver events where you get to help mods build the world and reclaim territories lost to TWSITD are run every few months on a volunteer basis, as well as war table conferences for all characters to participate in to have a voice in the war effort, and paralogues in the form of war table missions! There is a mix of battle and monastery-based RP, and how much you choose to participate in the war is up to you and your character. 
We are currently wrapping an event in Gautier territory that will result in an alliance with Sreng, and our characters will learn a lot more about just where TWSITD is in power in this world - now is a great time to join up and get involved!
More plot info here!
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letmebeawesome · 4 years
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Kait’s Mates Badly Describe The Mechs - The Blind Tests
I decided to do the whole ‘Send the Mechanisms to your friend and see how they characterize them’ thing with four people, mostly for my own entertainment, and honestly? 
I think my friends might be mad. But I decided to write them all up anyway because I can’t find the blooming screenshots and I’m not sure the Tumblr app will even hold up to that many pictures. 
So this is part one. Three people (Victim B, C & D) with no idea what the Mechanisms even is. Part two is decidedly more chaotic. For reference, B is Charlie, who did an abridged version with just a group photo, C is my bf Roo (Aka @bisexiest-bioexorcist hey babe) and D is James. C & D did it in full with prompts. I also haven’t told them the answers so if any of you see this - Enjoy.
Under the cut for the sake of all your dashes
"They look like they’d face the apocalypse really confidently then die immediately” ~ Victim D.
Jonny
Victim B: Chaos.
Victim C: this persons name is either RJ or Roman Jantesque iii. he has a robot eye which they use to zoom in on cats from really far away. they play the electric harmonica and everyone knows it.
Victim D: Name - Matthew. Plays bass. Mech - Internal organ like heart or something. Thinks he’s more mature than he is.
Toy Soldier
Victim B: Is that a child or are they just small? Chaos.
Victim C: percival OR olivia. flute. mechanical internal something, possibly lungs.
Victim D: Name - Charles. Plays kazoo ironically and bass actually. Mech - Left hand. A first time cosplayer at a convention who’s very excited.
Nastya
Victim B: Deffo the only one who isn’t straight.
Victim C: she is holding the violin for emmaline [see Raphaella below]. she plays the harpiscord. her name is mortzia, like marzia and morticia in one name. she isn’t mecha but is an engineer that fixes/helps people when their mech aspects fuck up or break.
Victim D: Name - Jaque. Guitar. Mech - Right leg. reformed junkie
Victim C: she badass.
Ashes
Victim C: Their name is rox. Mechanical left arm. The guitar is a red herring. They have a witchtok.
Victim C: Wait. Roxanna d’marque is their full name.
Victim D: Name - Raven. Bass. Mech - Part of skeleton. On medication.
Gunpowder Tim
Victim B: Kinda pretty
Victim C: It’s not a phase mom, my name is Vesuvio, the darkness bringer. Stop calling me Jamie thats not my name. let me play my bass in piece.
Victim D: Name - Jared/Gerard. Multi instrumentalist. Mech - Heart, again. my future husband
Drumbot Brian
Victim C: giggly boy. i shall call him jasper. he plays the banjo and/or fiddle. if he doesn’t play the banjo then his name is banjo. if he plays the banjo then his name is jasper.
Victim C: [upon being told that he does, in fact, play the banjo] He looks like it. he carries that air about him like a cloud of sugar from a box of nerds.
Victim D: Name - David. Vocalist. Mech - Part of brain. deeply depressed.
Ivy
Victim B: Looks like a singer to me
Victim C: english teacher in a past life. their name is like lazar or atlas or cinder or another noun. they play drums and have mecha neck/shoulder mods.
Victim D: Name - Charlie, short for Charlotte. Mixed percussion. Mech - Part of brain and ear. Nervous writer.
Raphaella
Victim B: Drummer?
Victim C: The cottagecore of steampunk. their name is emmaline. they look like janet from the good place. the wings are cool. they play a fuckin wicked violin at the ‘free bird’ level.
Victim D: Name - Scarlet. Also bass. Mech - Part of skeleton. lgbt.
Marius
Victim C: raphael. accordian. will laugh at own jokes. knee downwards is mech.
Victim D: Name - Adam. Vocalist. Mech - One or both of his eyes. Soft boi.
BONUS ROUND
I also asked everyone who they thought was dating the starship just for the heck of it. Victim A (@wxndxrlxnds, whose crimes we will discuss later) and Victim B said that it was Marius. Victim D said Brian. Victim C wanted more options - For a big ship either Jonny or Ashes, but for a small ship, Brian or Toy Soldier. Thus proving, it’s always the ones you least expect who are fucking the ship.
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Raph Playing Stardew
Raph: Worms!
Raph: *Half a second later) FUCK
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Sometimes I want to hit people with a frying pan.
Raphael following our conversation about how you don’t need to write your identity on a frying pan and hit people with it to come out.
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I’ve come to make an announcement
Mod Mari is a bitchass motherfucker who chugged chocolate milk. That’s right, she took her choccy fucking milk out and she chugged the fucking chocolate milk and she said that it gave her brainfreeze, and I said that’s fucking dumb. So I’m making a callout post on our Tumblr.com, Mod Mari, why did you chug it. I told you specifically not to chug it. And guess what, I’m a prehealth major! BOOM! That’s right baby, all health, no shit, no goof ups, look at that I told you it would make you sick. She chugged her milk so guess what, I’m gonna go to bed-
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I knew my patience would pay off-GET IN THE TURN LANE DUMBASS!
Mod Raphael while driving
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Mari: So Superman is homophobic!
Raph: *drinks capri-sun*
Mari: So he really DOES represent America
Raph: You had to do that while I was drinking my juice box?
Mari: I'm glad Mahammad Ali kicked his ass
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Mari: *Holding a 56 Fl Oz bottle of chocolate milk*
Mari: I’m gonna regret this
Raph: Don’t chug it
Mari: I wasn’t going to, but since you’ve said it
Raph: Don’t you fucking dare
Mari: Fuck you
Mari: *tries to chug it, get’s maybe 1 serving out of the 7 servings and gets brain freeze*
Mari: That was a bad idea
Raph: NO FUCKING SHIT
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I'm 20, I'm gonna die alone, I really-GUMMIES!
Mari, while talking about introducing herself
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Things that happen in my casual life
Yesterday my lightbulb started buzzing and then blew so I completely ignored its scream for mercy and now my room is slightly darker bc honestly it's cooler and better on my eyes.
-Raph
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Mari, about Raphael: he's the best roommate ever!
Mari, within thirty seconds: oh don't worry, he's a dumb bitch.
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