#Monotony's Rambling

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Angel: Hey what’s the wifi password again?

David: The best moment of our lives

Angel: *Typing* Huh. Didn’t work though

David: Did you capitalise the ‘W’ in wedding?

Angel: *quickly erasing ‘meeting mickey mouse in disney world’* Yes, yes, you’re right

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! PRINCE DESMOND IS COMING BACK RE-MASTERED Y'ALL!!!!

Also, no one tells Castin about that place or else the Baroness' ain't gonna leave.

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Will I ever stop talking about Bright Eyes? Fuck no. So let's focus on the portrayal of their characters today. I'll admit, it's been so long since their and Frederick's series was scrapped that I can barely remember what made them Bright Eyes.

Well, aside from their standoffish nature and the tension between Sam and Frederick.

So while I'll always love angsty and angry Bright Eyes, I also love the thought that they're a bit of a... crackhead. Affectionately, of course.

Give me Bright Eyes who's a wet sewer rat that sleeps in pizza boxes.

Who runs away because Sam keeps trying to capture them for vaccination ("Since when magical rabies is a thing!?" "Since never! Bright, we just want you to have a health checkup!" "You won't EVER take me alive!" "Bright!")

Who dumpster dives behind William's manor for home decor. ("... Did Samuel forget to inform them of their trust fund?")

Who sleeps underneath Frederick's bed when they're lonely ("Fucking hell, Bright - ")

Who screams "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI!" whenever Vincent and Lovely step out of the car ("It's been a month, Bright! Find a new meme already!" "No!")

Who did the impossible and slid into Alexis' DM ("How!?" "I just asked if she's a quirked up white woman that can bust it down sexual style so that I can get lost in the sauce." "... I'm sorry I asked.")

You get the idea.

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Babe, bad at flirting: I like your name very much

Asher, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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Freelancer: I did the MBTI test recently

Gavin: Oh, I'm an ESTP!

Damien: No, you're NSFW

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Vincent, answering the phone: House of Solaire, cute one speaking.

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The premiere had me clutching my pearls! So for something sweet & to celebrate the new video, here's Castin and his Baroness (my OC, Celica) being sawft and getting ready for bed, made by the amazing @silverink58

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OH. MY. GOD.

Motherfucker actually did it. HE PICKED UP THE VACUUM AND BROUGHT BACK VEGA SDNJFKNSDKF

STOP THE CAP - IS ERIK MANIFESTING IMPERIUM!VEGA INTO CANON!? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

VEGA: Vega. Stellar-formed, Congruent of D’Deridahn, bound in his Madrigal. Anacrusis of his Phrase. I am the first-formed of Gravity. Explain.

Wait, what!? Not Sadism?? I thought Vega was one of the first Sadism Demon from pre-history? Why did he introduce himself as Gravity instead??

LOL! Glad to know that Vega is still Vega in terms of personality even without memories.

So what I'm understanding is that this Vega is from pre-history. He's young again in terms of memories. Him mentioning the alliance between de(a)mons and humans means the war against the Sovereigns. Huh. It makes sense why he's 'friendly' (as Vega can be) to Doc and cold?? Annoyance?? Towards Hush.

Also, on the topic of Warden...

They're gonna find them to try and help bring back most of Vega's memories. In a meta sense, Warden now has all the power in their unbalanced game. Before, Vega had the upper hand. NOT ANYMORE NOW! Warden could do something as hilarious as LIE or makeup stuff about Vega dnfjkdsf

On a more dangerous note, I doubt Warden knows all about Vega's original plan. Now that his memories are lost... and he was on the cusp of pulling off something HUGE... I think this is gonna bring trouble to them. A HUGE PROBLEM IF VEGA DOESN'T GET HIS MEMORIES BACK.

AND THEN IT BACK TO THEM BEING ENEMIES AGAIN, YAY :D

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Vincent: I need you to swear -

Bright Eyes: Fuck off

Vincent: ...'Swear' as in 'promise'

Bright Eyes: I swear, you better fuck off, Vincent

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David: Angel... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Angel: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. David: David: I texted sanitize, Angel.

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Lasko: I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

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HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT

It's happening, people! We're gonna break the news to our husband!

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Sam's previous video: You’re the King of this House, William. And you’ve earned that title. You’ve earned the respect that comes with it. You’ve given me a future. You got me out from under Alexis’ thumb, you set me up with work, with a home. You’ve done more for me than anyone had before I met you. And I’ll always thank you for that... But we’re not just subjects. We’re not just chess pieces... The rest of this House. The Pack. We are people. You have the experience, you have the money, you have the power, and you use all of that to decide everything for everyone else...You decide who lives and dies. You alone, without any counsel, without any say from the people you’re affecting. What happens when you’re wrong?

Wiliam: I won’t be.

Sam: That tells me what I need to know. Goodbye, William.

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Sam's current video: *Currently busy fucking away his problems*

AND YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM, HIS STORY, HIS LISTENER, HIS LISTENER'S BAGGAGES, HIS 'RAPE' ALLEGORY SERIOUSLY!?

Bruh.

I can't.

What a plot twist! Guy wasn't a joke character. It's Samuel Collins all along!

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So! I still have some thoughts about Vincent's newest video. And I just gotta say...

Man... I did not expect this from you, William. Given your age, I thought you'd be mature by now. You're French, so you should know better that no King should have absolute and unchecked power. You'd think he be reading textbooks of his own country from time to time but no apparently.

William Solaire is in desperate need of some trustworthy confidants. Friends that he can talk real shit with, and it's sad that he doesn't think his own Progenies could be them. What a waste of opportunity! Morality is not enough! You need communication too!

(Also, this makes a lot more sense why he lets Alexis get away with a lot of shit. Taking accountability and having a bad judgment of characters are truly a trait of the House of Solaire. Fortunately, that stops at her and William.)

I'm not sure if it's pride or the typical male arrogance when William claims that he can't be wrong, but I hope this means we get to see him grow and change as a character as the story progresses. Now that Erik is voicing him, here's to hoping we get to see more of William.

Meanwhile, Vincent has all the right to cut ties with him and the Solaire Clan. Perhaps moving on from a Prince and to a King in his own right? Build a House with his human surname to honour his parents? That would be cool!

Also, I'm convinced that Bright Eyes and Frederick are totally 6-feet underground now. Welp. RIP to them.

Small pet peeve: I hate that Sam doesn't have a separate video for his own talk with William because I can now see the fandom downplaying Vincent's importance in his own fucking video. Great job, fandom. Sam can easily cut his ties with William, but Vincent is literally tied to him as Maker and Progeny. This is more difficult for him. And honestly, what does Sam even do as a Duke? It sounds like an empty title. With how many dirty jobs Porter did for William, I feel like the title fits him better because, in terms of nobility, a Duke is second to the royals.

AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE PORTER!

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its official, baroness is going to be pregnant in the next episode!’

look in the comments of the three year post!

Good morning, Anon! Ehhh!? I can't find it though

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*Dreamer/Bestie when they finally found out what Blake had done*

Dreamer/Bestie: This isn't even a "bruh" moment any more. What the fuck is wrong with you!?

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