#Moonbump

[mollydollyuk]

Never forget the lies this tart has told.

#meghanmarkleisaliar #unsussexful #moonbump

[bambimelly]

Don’t mind me I’m just bored and can’t stop thinking about being knocked up and pregnant

#pregnant #mpreg #pregnancy #moonbump #maternity #belly #gravidez #pregnant man #fake belly #moon bump #roanyer #pretendpregnancy #fake pregnant

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Don't think we forgot about you...

Don't think we forgot about how you were caught playing with your moonbump during your 1 and only tour at the Meyhew Clinic---squatting down with your knees together.

The same day you threatened to selfcide yourself & an unborn baby because you & Sparry were boo'd at the Cirque du Soleil performance.

You forgot to tell NOprah how you went a full day without any selfcide ideation. You were flooded with endorphins from petting the animals & physical touch from your NYC bff.

You were happy all day until your mask slipped in Royal Albert Hall. EMBARRASSED because you were boo'd by the audience & Sparry publicly REJECTED your claw.

You were boo'd for poor job performance. Your claw was rejected because Sparry needed claw-free hands to clap for the special guest.

You and Daniel posted a photo of your disgusting avocado toast, hot tea & chocolates. You gushed about what a wonderful visit the two of you were having, just like old times...

Daniel flew all the way from NYC to London to do your makeup for the engagement but you lied to NOprah.

You told NOprah you were alone and couldn't skip the event because you might commit a murder. You lied to NOprah about your makeup. You told NOprah you had to put your makeup bag in the sink and just get yourself ready for that event.

You lied. You and Sparry lied.

You brag about how easy it is for you to cry on demand and yet somehow you managed to cry throughout the performance without shedding 1 tear from your left (or right) eye.

Thanks for reminding the world that you trauma bonded yourself to Sparry & the BRF by naming your website after their missing (abandoned) Jack Russell Terrier dog named TIGger, and their (abandoned) nannny named TIGgy.

A few hours after squatting in 4 inch heels with her knees together, she's wearing a beachball under her dress & needs Harry's help just to sit down in a chair.

And that coat is still NOT chic or elegant!!

In Trouble with mummy

#meghan markle is a liar #megxit #like a spare #cirque du soleil #NOprah is a liar #Sparry is a liar #farkle family wars #avocado toast #the claw #royal albert hall #moonbump #Meyhew Clinic

[abettranempire]

Idea for a short-story:

Victoria is an actress in a long-running tv series. When she finds out that this season, her character is going to get pregnant, Victoria is initially annoyed; she doesn't think this direction makes sense. But she's a professional, so that night she goes home and talks to herself in the mirror to get more in-touch with her character, get into a headspace where she can commit to this subplot. To her surprise, the reflection talks back. The character tells Victoria that she's actually very excited to become a mother. She says that Victoria has already caused her to feel so many painful things, it would be nice to have a domestic plot where she actually gets some pleasure for a change.

The next morning, the executives show Victoria the prosthetic belly she'll be wearing while filming this season. Victoria asks if she can take the belly home to wear it in her free time; the executives applaud her method-acting and remind her that she should also gain some weight to make the belly look more convincing. Some extra pounds would look good on her anyway. She's not supposed to wear the belly for the first couple episodes, but as soon as Victoria gets home, she tries the belly on in front of the mirror. She practices her lines with her reflection and admires how strange it feels wearing the prosthetic. Throughout the week, she wears the belly more and more and even starts having the classic pregnancy symptoms, binging on weird cravings, complaining of various sensitivities, and even wearing it while having sex with her boyfriend. Ratings for the show is up and Victoria's agent's phone is ringing off the hook. It looks like everyone agrees she looks pretty hot in this moonbump. Still, when the subject of the paparazzi comes up, Victoria gets confused: It sounds like the tabloids actually think she's pregnant. "Of course they know you're pregnant," responds her agent, "Once you started to show, it was kind of hard to hide". Wait... does Victoria's agent think she's pregnant too??

Victoria undresses in front of the mirror, her reflection reminding her to keep calm. Victoria screams; she can't take off the prosthetic! Her pregnant belly is suddenly real! She had thought she felt movement earlier that day, but she assumed those feelings were just in her head. The character in the mirror tells Victoria that this is a good thing; now her baby can play the baby on the show. When she goes into work the next day, it seems like everyone else in the world - the executives, the director, her co-stars, her agent, and the rest of the whole media circus - remembers her announcing her IRL pregnancy a few months ago - the writers were even annoyed that they had to change the script to make this direction work for her character! The only other person who remembers the belly ever being fake, is Victoria's boyfriend. Unfortunately, this just makes her boyfriend suspicious that this baby might not be his.

Not really sure how to end this story. Maybe Victoria finds out the writers are planning to kill her character off, and so the reflection goads her into fighting back for creative control. Somehow, this ends with Victoria giving birth on camera, either within a scripted scene, or maybe while on a talk show.

#fake belly #pregnancy fiction #magical pregnancy #rapid pregnancy #fpreg #moonbump #maiesiophilia

[redundant2]

New Harkle tea

"Deceptions are being dealt with."

In the comments, TLF say, "Maybe before 2023 end we may have a better idea. I know, so far!"

Hmm, wonder which deceptions?

#harkles #moonbump #line of succession #british royal family tea

[hugyourhaters]

On display at my popular grocery store I think I hear feral like scream and plates breaking coming from California 🤣🤣���🥳

#megxit #meghanmarkle #liarliar #charlatanduchess #gingeridiot #surrogate #moonbump #messymeggy #homelymarkle

[formerlyroyal]

#meghan markle #moonbump #oprah

[meghan-yeast-factory-monistat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGRB9fAbHDg&ab_channel=TheTarotKnows-TarotbyLily%F0%9F%94%AE

#tarotbylily #thetarotknowsyoutubelatest #tarot #palacecourtiersvalentinelowe #harrysbook #Markled #WindsorCastle #MeghanMarkleBullyingReport #PrinceHarry #Surrogates #Archie #Lilibet #Moonbump #PrinceWilliam #PrincessCatherine #PrinceandPrincessofWales #MeghanandHarryExposed #MeghanMarkleisaNarcissist #TraitorHarry #meghanmarkleisabully

[yarnclubknits]

Moonbumps by @maxtheknitter is crazy fun to knit. Just cast on in @sheepgraffiti Brushed Boucle Pink Champagne and @spincycle_yarns Dyed in the Wool Wololo. Izzy approves. #moonbumps #moonbumpsshawl #moonbumpswrap #moonbumpskal #handdyedyarn #sheepgraffiti #spincycleyarns (at The Yarn Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqRKhkvpF3f/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#moonbumps #moonbumpsshawl #moonbumpswrap #moonbumpskal #handdyedyarn #sheepgraffiti #spincycleyarns

[royalteachitchat]

Wow! 👏👏👏 JDEadonWriter on X, put this amazing post out today. Check this out!

Are Meghan Markle's kids FAKE? 🤔

Megnant

1 Size: Bump drastically altering in size, even in a single day 😯

2 Slip: Bump slipped down to her knees in Birkenhead, UK 😯

3 Wobble: Bump wobbled side-to-side as she crossed the street. 😯

4 Clutching: Supporting her bump with her hands overly often. 🤔

5 Popping: audibly popped in a video, and wafted her clothes😯

6 Shape: Bump unnaturally shaped on Netflix🤔

7 Straps: Moonbump straps outlines visible under clothing in several photos. And something snapped, impacting the clothing fabric (video of H&M in London)😯

8 Biology: An absence of swelling of ankles, and other subtle biological (non)signs.🤔

9 Holding: Carrying a (doll?) infant on her bump, instead of on her hip.🤔

10 Squats: Squatting, effortlessly, with her knees together in videos and photos. In heels.😯

Births

11 Announcements: Royal official birth announcements are indirect. One states they are delighted "by the news of the" (not by the actual) birth.🤔

12 Coverup? A medic who certified a birth closed down her practice shortly afterwards.😯

13 Certificates: Questions linger over the birth certificates signatures, etc.🤔

14 Leak: An official Royal twitter account tweet indicated that Meghan’s kids are fake, before being taken down. An innocent prank?😁

15 Recovery: Epidural (ouch!) birth in a bath description anomalies and arriving home too soon afterwards to be quite plausible.🤔

16 Born Of Body?: Meghan allegedly told a friend she was infertile, when at college, and there was a reported alleged hysterectomy before the births.

17 Silence: Meghan is silent on her claimed births, despite always flashing her bump; having a "Capacity for over sharing"; boasting about being a “Mom”, and always talking about herself (apparently) on her feminist podcast. 🤔

Rented Infants

18 Archie Model: The real parents of the infant predominantly shown in Archie photos are identified. 💥

19 Lilibet Model: Parents of the infant shown in Lilibet photos are identified.💥

20 Loan: Mother of “Lilibet” commented on Insta that she does not "loan" her daughter to Meghan any longer.😯

21 Shape-Shifting: Different infants used in photos of both Archie and Lilibet.😯

22 Photoshopping: A litany of incompetently-photoshopped “family” photos. (A huge topic in itself).🤔

Dolls

23 Reborn Doll: Seemingly cradling a doll (a product called Darren) in official photo of Archie 🪆

24 Party Doll: Meghan seemingly cradled a similar doll when gate-crashing a polo match party, begetting astonished looks.😯

25 Bumpy Ride: Meghan seemed to be lugging an inanimate doll on top of her bump through some woods in Canada. Whilst grinning at a hired pap.🪆

26 Twisted: In one photograph, Archie's head is twisted more than 90 degrees 🪆

27 Carrying: A high % of photographs show them carrying the “kids” 🪆

28 Backs-Turned: A high % of Photos are of kids facing away from the camera 🤔

Other Oddities

29 Website: A startling absence of updates of Royal website on Meghan’s offspring.🤔

30 Bishop: Los Angeles christening cleric was not the official Bishop the Harkles claimed he was.🤔

31 Implausible Platitudes: Claiming Archie’s first word was “Crocodile”, and that he demands a Leica camera for his birthday. As tots do...🤔

32 Merch: An uncharacteristic unwillingness to merchandise their kids, for $$$ or PR.🤔

33 Invisible: The Harkles are never seen with their kids. There are hints of "home schooling" (will they ever be allowed out?)😯

34 Family Holidays: Weirdly, the Harkles never take their kids on holiday, and, if they pretend they did, they incompetently photoshop them into pap snaps on Insta.🤔

35 Everything Else: All the stuff I overlooked in this hastily speed-typed list.🤔

🤔🤔🤔

Why does it matter? 🤔

Because rich Prince Harry wants we skint, long-suffering tax payers, to pay for his security expenses; he’s a traitor, and, well, it’s fraud, isn’t it? 💥

Feel free to leave evidence I missed out in the comments. 👍

#MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

#MeghanMarkleExposed

#WhereAreTheKids

#sussexbabyscam

#fraud #move along meghan #meghan markle lies #meghan and harry #megxit #youtube #lilibet #spare me #fucking grifters #grifters gonna grift #worldwide privacy tour

[mollydollyuk]

Oooh er is it all about to come out?

#meghanmarkleisaliar #moonbump

[bambimelly]

Just thinking about how pregnant you made me

#pregnant #mpreg #pregnancy #moonbump #maternity #belly #gravidez #fakebump #male pregnancy #pretend pregnant

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Rachel MEgain Markle could NOT act her way out of a wet paperbag! "Moonbump Compilation"

#megxit #moonbump #frauds #liars #MegaLiar #The Royal Tea House #shameful

[redundant2]

In the name of all that is holy

I mean, come ON!

Is that a tumor just above her knee? A goiter? Her legs are pressed firmly together in the lower right pic, so it's not her bent knee. Sure looks like a flesh colored fake baby bump to me.

#harkles #moonbump #unfortunate

[hugyourhaters]

Tea

Harkles Tea

#meghanmarkle #charlatanduchess #surrogate #gingeridiot #moonbump #megxit #liarliar

[formerlyroyal]

Our meg is so amazing that she even has a perfectly round shaped ‘baby’

#moonbump