hey. competitions? getting too specific. "middle sibling competition" "most unhinged knife weilding bisexual with abandonment issues competition" "biggest left tit competition" ridiculous, all of you. pure cowardice. if your characters are so good they should win against all. they should climb the ever increasing mountain of corpses free of constraints. so, i give you:
the most character of all time competition
no limits. no categories. simply characters fighting to the fucking death in one single glorious showdown, the ULTIMATE battle, as they should have been all along. if your characters are truely strong they will prevail. they will fight as long as they need to. or do you doubt them?
“hes canonically a gangster. he runs an entire gang. he probably has street fight knowledge. he's actually a really strong pokemon trainer for a bug type specialist. obviously he cant fight anyone actually cos pokemon is for kids but if they slided the age rating up a bit im sure he could win easily”
“It's ya boi!
He managed to take over Po Town.”
“Its ya boi! I feel like he's tough and intimidating but he usually relies on pokemon to fight with so idk how hed actually do in a fistfight”
Mr. Rogers:
“He won The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” x2 (2 people said something similar to this)
“"The fight raged on for a century / Many lives were claimed but eventually / The champion stood, the rest saw the better / Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater"”
“Remember when he won the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny? And he won that when people had their powers even. Imagine what he could do to them when they're powerless...”
"As human beings, our job in life is to help people realize how rare and valuable each one of us really is, that each of us has something that no one else has-or ever will have-something inside that is unique to all time."