#Mugged

[fluffysheeparewonderful]

Hello. A seagull headbutted me and stole my Big Mac from my very hands today, now I'm calling to have them all destroyed! Hope everyone else's day is going better than mine. :)

#seagulls #attacked by seagull #real life #angry birds #mugged #birds are evil #new enemy #revenge in progress #big mac #nature is weird #birds are losers

[vauithier]

saudiah b

#it girl #girlie girl #fashion #mugged #photoshoot

[thecurefordepression]

#Gasoline #Mugged #Memes

[saintclip]

my sis is MUGGED! 🆗

#mugged #beauty #ts4

[manwalksintobar]

To the Addict Who Mugged Me  // William Brewer

Dear Mr. So-and-So with my blood on his clothes, the Internet says a dollop of my spit will take the stain right out. I’m generous like that—I give myself away to erase any sign that I was here. What’s more brutal: A never-ending dial tone chewing the receptors in your brain, or waking up in an alley with a busted face, teeth red and penny-sweet, the rain coming down clear as gin? Wherever you are with your stamp bag of winter, your entire universe boiling in the breast of a spoon, floating in a hole in the air in the middle of a room, I wish I felt it in me to wish you well. When goodwill tells me to be tender, I have a trick: what I’m incapable of feeling, I imagine as a place— this throbbing in my brain is now the sound of your rowing toward what I pray is, if not home, then mercy.

#poetry #William Brewer #junk #drug addiction #mugged #forgiveness #West Virginia #American poetry #blood #opioid crisis #mugging

[hitchell-mope]

Good for Arnold.

#hey arnold! #arnold shortman #mugged

[probablyvocabulary]

Micah: Oh and by the way, it’s pretty muggy outside.

Bucket: Micah I sware to god if all of the mugs are outside I’m smashing all of yours.

*Micah shrugs*

Micah: Warned ya.

*Bucket opens the door*

Mugger: Putting the L in LGBT today huh.

#told ya it was muggy #i know i know #mug #mugged #aye #lbt #micah #micah lbt #dialogue #bucket #bucket lbt #these two i swear

[dustanjackson]

#documentary #survival #donald trump #mugged #muggedinmexico

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

#lily #champ #mugged #pun

[martinaphillips]

Mugged

Being mugged a horrific, traumatizing, Dave had to move on. He had to get out of his house. To avoid such a crime to occur a second time he had a plan.

On another dark night, some guy up to no good, approached Dave looking for trouble.

Dave was dressed like The Riddler. He said, “Hey, what’s up? Yeah, I’m a bad guy just like you! What trouble are we stirring up tonight?”

The new muggers looked each other and proceeded to mug and beat up Dave.

His plan had failed. 

#martin's mind #mugged #mugging #robbed #robbery #rob #bad #bad guy #cirimnal #riddler #the riddler #batman #joker #money #hurt #funny #humor #real

[hitchell-mope]

Poor Eugene

#hey arnold! #eugene horowitz #mugged

[dondidonde]

#mugged #youaretheproblem #getmugged https://www.instagram.com/p/CjbbuyerLOL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#mugged #youaretheproblem #getmugged