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flabby-flattie-fatties · 3 months

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Muse list

Hi everyone, it's me, Kit. You might remember me from my blog Gasping-Tubby-Cuties.

I sadly deleted that blog when I got hit by an awful depression attack, but I'm better now, and willing to give this another shot if you would welcome me (Though I understand if you don't).

Thanks for reading, now, onto the gals

Just a head's up, all the muses are bottom heavy. However, if asked for, their shapes can be changed nwn

OVERWATCH

Sombra: 5'3, 910 pounds

Mercy: 5'4, 890 pounds

Widowmaker: 5'5, 600 pounds

Tracer: 5'3, 600 pounds. In denial

Moira: 6'3, 120 pounds. Feeder.

Moira is the new leader of the NeoOverwatch organization. This is only a fancy name of her business though, in reality, the facility serves to keep her fatties in check and well fed. She makes sure they keep getting fatter and recording them most of the time to sell their videos in her website. All that food, clothes, and research have to be paid somehow.

LEAGUE

Battle Bunny Miss Fortune: 5'2, 500 pounds. Fatty in denial being fattened up in secret.

Battle Bunny Zeri: 5'2, 400 pounds. She wanted to help Miss Fortune lose weight, so now she got caught up in a fattening trap.

Battle Cat Jinx: 5'4, 200 pounds. One of MF's feeders, she does sometimes snack though.

Battle Bat Vayne: 5'6, 250 pounds. The brains of the operation, it was her idea to fatten Sarah and then Zeri. However, she has a hard time not eating part of the products

Vex: 4'0, 800 pounds.

Tristana: 4'3, 800 pounds.

Poppy: 4'7, 800 pounds.

Lulu: 4'0, 80 pounds. Lulu is a crazy feeder. Her lust of fatties went to the point that she fattened up every woman in Bandle City up to immobility. Now, she lives with her 3 wives friends, making sure they are all as lazy and obese as possible, while also giving them loads of love. She is not above fattening up any girl that catches her eye.

Caitlyn: 5'1, 800 pounds. A pure ball of lard with pathetic stamina, even worse willpower, and in deep denial. Barely mobile.

VI: 6'5, 200 pounds (pure muscle). VI used to be a fatty, however, Caitlyn took it on herself to help her lose weight by eating her food. Now, Vi is a pure beefcake who lives to pamper, spoil, and keep her beloved princess fat and in denial.

PERSONA

Ann & Rise: 5'4 and 5'2, 300 pounds and 280 pounds respectively. Ann developed a fat fetish when she went to the US. Ever since, she has been trying to fatten herself up. Rise is her modeling partner in roommate, and sadly for her, being around someone who eats so much junk is affecting her own body.

Naoto: 5'3, 320 pounds. A detective trying her best to make a living in the world. However, her love for sweets and junk food lead her to quite a few embarrassing scenarios in front of her fellow officers. Things that only seem to get worse as she gets fatter.

#muse list

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draconikia · 3 months

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ok temp muse list ( wip ):

maasverse:

aedion

aelin

chaol

dorian

elide

lorcan

sam cortland

gavriel

feyre

elain

nesta

morrigan

lucien

tamlin

rhysand

cassian

azriel

helion

eris

ruhn danaan

hunt athalar

lehabah ( shut up she’s fine )

hypaxia

einar (asshole )

randall sligo

ithan holstrom

connor holstrom

jesiba

baxian

aidas

isaiah

other fantasy shit:

violet sorrengail

brennan sorrengail

xaden riorsan

ridoc

tairn

eragon

jon snow

sansa stark

kylo ren

finn

#muse list

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delightindarkness · 3 months

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WELCOME!

This is an Indie, Semi selective, RP blog for multiple characters and fandoms. I tried separating my blogs and it just never worked, so....here we are. Mun 21+

All characters are open to AU settings

⚠️HEAVY TRIGGER WARNINGS ⚠️

Dark themes will be written.

No God modding

Give me time, I work 40+ hours a week

Minors DNI

Muse list under the cut.

Supernatural Muses

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

John Winchester

Castiel

Joanna Harvelle

Onyx Snow (Faith)- SPN based OC Hunter

Ryat - SPN based demon OC

Gavin Saar - SPN based werewolf OC

Charlotte Daniels - SPN Fox Shifter OC

Micha Collins - Hunter OC

Elijah Hargraves - Fallen Angel OC

Alexander Sterling - Incubus OC

Marvel Muses

James "Bucky" Barnes

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Matthew Murdock (Daredevil)

Annalise Dubois - OC

Stranger Things Muses

Eddie Munson

Steve Harrington

Nancy Wheeler

MISCELLANEOUS...

Donovan LaSalle - Serial killer OC

Peter Rumancek - Hemlock Grove

Roman Godfrey - Hemlock Grove

Louis De Pointe Du Lac - Interview with a Vampire

Farkas - Skyrim - headcanon based

John Seed - Farcry 5

Lucy MacLean - Fallout TV Series

MacCready - Fallout 4

Piper Wright - Fallout 4

#welcome post #rules #muse list

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velcryons · 3 months

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CONQUEST AND REIGN OF JAEHAERYS

Valaena Velaryon (Canon) (Sophia Okonedo / Golda Roshuvel) Wife of Aerion Targaryen and mother of Aegon I, Visenya and Rhaenys Targaryen. Supposed sorceress and well respected matriarch.

Daemon I Velaryon (Canon) (Alfred Enoch) First Master of Ships of Westeros, close friend to Aegon the Conqueror and his sister wives Rhaenys and Visenya.

Alyssa Velaryon (Canon) (Jodie Turner-Smith) Wife of Aenys Targaryen and mother of Rhaena, Aegon, Viserys, Jaehaerys, Alysanne, and Viserra Targaryen, as well as Boremund and Jocelyn Baratheon.

DANCE OF THE DRAGONS AND BEYOND

Laena Velaryon (Canon) (Savannah Steyn / Nanna Blondell) Oldest child of Rhaenys Targaryen and Corlys Velaryon, mother of Baela and Rhaena Targaryen. Rider of Vhagar, largest dragon alive. Clever, capable, and gone before her time.

Laenor Velaryon (Canon) (Theo Nate / John Macmillian ) The second child and only son of Rhaenys Targaryen and Corlys Velaryon and heir to Driftmark. Rider of Seasmoke and supposed father of Jacaerys, Lucerys, and Joffrey Velaryon, and Addam and Alyn Waters. One of Rhaenyra's staunchest supporters.

Vaemond Velaryon (Canon) (Wil Johnson) Brother (show) / Nephew (book) of Corlys Velaryon. Fought beside his brother in the Stepstones and sought to keep Driftmark in the hands of true Velaryons. Killed by Daemon Targaryen.

Vaenna Velaryon (OC) (Shalom Brune-Franklin) Youngest child of Vaemond Velaryon and companion to Queen Helaena Targaryen. Became a septa after the death of her father. Said to have thrown herself into the sea.

Addam Velaryon (Canon) (Clinton Liberty) Formerly Addam Waters. Bastard son of Corlys (supposedly Laenor) Velaryon, legitimized by Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen. Rider of Seasmoke, brother of Alyn Oakenfist. Loyal.

Alyn Velaryon (Canon) (Abubakar Salim / Aldis Hodge) Formerly Alyn Waters. Bastard son of Corlys (supposedly Laenor )Velaryon, legitimized by Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen. Brother of Addam Velaryon, nicknamed Oakenfist. Renowned traveler and seaman, husband to Baela Targaryen.

Daenaera Velaryon (Canon) (Gugu Mbatha-Raw / Ruby Barker) Daughter of Daeron Velaryon and grandaughter of Vaemond, the second wife of Aegon III. Dubbed 'The Little Queen,' she is well loved by nobles and smallfolk alike and even managed to warm her husband's lonely heart.

Coraena Velaryon (OC) (Denee Benton) Supposedly one of the many lovers of Aegon IV, and wife to Lord Bar Emmon. It is said, despite Coraena's staunch denial, that Aegon is the father to both her children.

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

Shaera Velaryon (OC) (Zethu Dlomo-Mphahlele) Current matriarch of the Velaryon family and aid to Daenerys Targaryen. Sets sail from Westeros to Essos after the arrival of Ned Stark to King's Landing, and has supported the Dragon Queen ever since. Sister to Lucerys II, aunt to Aurane Waters, Monford and Laenaera, and mother to Corlys III and Daella Velaryon.

Corlys III Velaryon (OC) (Devon Terrell) Son of Shaera Velaryon and her late husband Daeron, supposedly a bastard of Rhaegar Targaryen. Carefree and ignoring any and all responsibilities and tasks placed before him.

Monford Velaryon (Canon) (Aaron Cobham) Son of Lucerys II Velaryon, Aerys II's Master of Ships and father of Monterys Velaryon, current Lord of Driftmark. Master of Ships for Stannis Baratheon until his death at the Battle of Blackwater Bay.

Laenaera Velaryon (OC) (Karla Simone Spence) Daughter of Lucerys II Velaryon and the wife of Ser Donnel Locke, one of Robb Stark's sworn swords. Following the death of her husband at the Red Wedding, Laenaera now lives with her extremely elderly father in law, Lord Ondrew.

Daella Velaryon (OC) (Lolly Adefope) Daughter of Shaera Velaryon, handmaiden to Daenerys Targaryen. The oldest daughter of Shaera Velaryon and her late husband Daeron Velaryon. Supposedly sweet minded and simple, Daella is easily ignored which allows her to collect countless secrets for her own use.

Aurane Waters (Canon) (Ashley Walters / Rege Jean-Page) The bastard son of Lucerys II Velaryon and the half brother of Monford and Laenaera. Temporarily captured and forced to bend the knee to Joffrey and later Tommen, he was made Grand Admiral of the royal fleet before stealing the entirety of said fleet and proclaiming himself king of the stepstones.

Viserra Waters (OC) (Jessica Parker Kennedy) Bastard daughter of Lucerys II and a wealthy courtesan from the Street of Silk. Took over both her mother's position and her ambition upon her adulthood. Loyal to Lannister gold, Martell plots and Targaryen whispers.

Saerys Velaryon The older sister of Lord Laeron Velaryon, aunt to Lucerys and Shaera Velaryon, and one time companion to Queen Rhaella Targaryen. Upon her dismissal from the queen’s side, Saerys was offered as the second wife of Lord Caspar Caswell. After his death, Bitterbridge was succeeded by the son of Caspar’s previous marriage, and Saerys took her dowry and returned to Driftmark. Free spirited and strong willed, Saerys was a role model for her young niece, Shaera. Eventually sailed across the narrow sea where she became the lover of a young Nyssarios Dennaan. She stayed in Essos until her death several years later.

#ooc ;#muse list #THERE WE GO #id appreciate a like if you read this but it's not necessary!#long post so it's under a readmore

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submissiveking99 · 5 months

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Dominant Female Muses

This list is very simple. Just a collection of my muses that I would consider THE most dominant.

While all of my muses can be either Dom or Sub, these are the ones that are most likely to be doms.

Catwoman/ Selina Kyle (DC/Batman)

Selina Kyle, Catwoman. Sexy, confident, highly stealthy. She is oh so skilled and stealthy, she will rob you dry

Poison Ivy (DC/Batman)

Poison Ivy. Also known as Pamela Isely. The woman of the Green. Killed by a a man called Jason Woodrue, she was reborn with powers over plants and with phermones powers. A mistress of seduction, a defender of the earth's plant life itself, she is also a brilliant scientist

Lady Shiva/ Sandra Wu-San (DC/Batman)

Lady Shiva. The deadliest woman alive, mother of Cassandra Cain. Cass is a better fighter, but Shiva fights to kill. Robbed of her innocence, in every sense of the word, by David Cain, Shiva is a roming warrior. A force of nature some worship like a god. She kills as she sees fit, for profit or because she was annoyed

Ravager/ Rose Wilson (DC/ Batman)

Rose Wilson is the daughter of Slade Wilson, Deathstroke the Terminator, and for a while... she basically worshipped him completely. She would do anything for his approval. Not helped by the fact he drugged her to make her more obediant and to heighten her natural abilities so her training would be more effective. Leading to her carving out her own eye to be more like her dad

She is a skilled warrior with the ability to see a few seconds into the future, a devastating ability when given to a skilled warrior. She is a bit brash, rude and arrogant... but also very sassy and playful.

Black Widow (Marvel/Avengers)

Natasha, the Black Widow. Famous super spy who can use every weapon known to man, as well as her body, to fuffil her mission

She-Venom/ Venom Symbiote (Marvel/Spider-Man)

She-Venom… Or just call her Venom. The Venom Symbiote is an alien parasite that bonded with Spider-Man… And got very jealous after he removed the black suit he did not know was a living being that was using his body as he slept for dangerous joy rides. Can be the Symbiote by itself or bound to a female host.

She-Carnage/ Carnage Symbiote (Marvel/Spider-Man)

Venom's first spawn, Carnage is chaos incarnate. Laughing at the pain and slaughter she causes for fun.

Emma Frost/ White Queen (Marvel/ X-Men)

Emma Frost is the White Queen. Originally a villain for the Hellfire club, eventually joining the X-Men. She is sexy, she knows it, she flaunts it. A confident smirk on at all times as her telepathy, telekenisis and the ability to turn her body to diamonds makes her a rather tough boss bitch

Madame Hydra/ Viper (Marvel/Avengers)

One of the generals of HYDRA, and ocasionally their leader. Sensual but dark, sadistic and evil. An honest to god sadist dommy mummy who wishes to rule the entire world.

Lila (Digimon OC)

LadyDevimon Level: Ultimate

Lila can be summed up with two words 'Dommy Mummy'. A sensual beauty who spent her life seeking the thrills and darkness of the world, from dark sensual kinks to the power of the shadow world. Eventually she gained the power of the Code Crown of Lust, the power of sin itself, and became Lilithmon. Queen of lust, queen of the dark world, she now lives seeking more thrill and pleasure with sensual excitment

She is sensual to the bone. Loving the embaressment others have, as well as the pleasure of the flesh. She can also be very cruel and sadistic when the mood suits her

Lila's Digivolutions

Camula (Yu-Gi-Oh GX!)

Dark Signer Carly (Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds)

Carly is/was a reporter in the 5Ds universe of Yu-Gi-Oh. Using a Fortune Lady deck she did her best to reveal the truth. A kind, caring, soul with slight confidence issues. Before she died...

After death she was reborn as a Dark Signer... she was mostly the same with some slight darkness to her. The EarthBound Immortals able to manipulate and use her from within. Once defeated, Carly was brought back to life as her old self

Towa (Dragon Ball Video Games)

But if we are talking sensual, none beats Towa. The younger sister of Demigra, she is a scientist and sorceress of the demon realm. Traveling time for research, to mess with timelines and to take power from strong fighters. Fear this cunning beauty as much as you admire her.

Arachnera the Arachnid (Monster Musume)

Ms Smith the Human (Monster Musume)

Scanty Daemon (Panty And Stocking With Garterbelt)

Kneesocks Daemon (Panty And Stocking With Garterbelt)

Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill La Kill)

Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)

Cinder Fall (RWBY)

Cinder Fall is one of Salem's soldiers, one of her main servants. She is a rather sadistic woman, even if she was still rather sensual and teasing. An evil woman through and through

Salem (RWBY)

Wuya the Heylin Witch (Xiaolin Showdown)

Empress Roll.exe/Devil Roll.exe (Megaman Battle Network)

Empress Roll is a corrupted version of Roll. When influenced by something like the Devil Chip, this form of Roll is born. Gone is the sweet innocent Navi, replaced by a Virus in Navi form. Sadistic, cold and cruel. You bow to her feet your face her whip~!

Juri Han (Street Fighter)

Anti-Aqua (or Aquanort) (Kingdom Hearts)

Dark Samus (Metroid)

YoRHa Unit 2P (NiER Automata)

A clone of 2B made by the machines. A very dominant, confident and powerful being. Her name, 2P, is based off a '2nd Player' for video games, the type P apparently exists in canon. As such I belive P stands for Paladin, all of the skills of the type A (attacker) units as well as the type D (defender) units.

Grigio Darkness (Ultraman)

Carmeara (Ultraman)

#open rp #open to all #open smut rp #smut rp #read rules before interacting #muse list #master list #master muse list

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slobby-gassy-deltarune-undertale · 2 months

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Muse list

Susie and noelle, the stars of the blog ^^

They are sometimes Lovers , depends on your setting.

Toriel, queen of the underground or Kris’s mother

Butt is basically her own chair

Undyne.

Royal guard or cop, ether way you respect her athoratah

Muffet

Loves to bake. Just be warned her foods very addicting

Alphys

School teacher or royal scientist

Has a crush on undyne, most of her experiments go wrong

Queen

Ruler of the cyber dark world,

Tends to overdo it on battery acid xD

Tasque manager

Queens house maid and servant,

Loved order, wether it’s keeping things clean or ordering food.

#new blog #muse list #ask blog #ask me anything

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mikanlardyclinic · 3 months

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Muse list

Danganronpa!

Mikan tsumiki

Sexuality: Bi

Just keep in mind you're as likely to get fattened up as she is~

Hiyoko saionji

Sexuality : lesbian

Lil bratty bully of the clinic.. She's been keot on a short leash by mikan but.. How?.. She has her ways~

Miu iruma

Sexuality: bi

Not really a surprise she's here is it name a kink and she's got it.. But she's been taking this one a bit too far..

Kyoko kirigiri

Sexuality : bi

She came here imvestigating the dissapearance of multiple hope's peak students.. She's been looking to uncover what's really going on at mikan's clinic.. But she has to hurry the snacks the cafeteria food.. Everything is so good.. It will require all her willpower to not end up like one of the patients

Junko freakin ennourmushima!~

Sexuality: despair~

You think that cute little nurse could have handled the whole hospital on her own come on~ this thing needs funding such a big source of despair was bound to catch her attention! True director of the hospital has a camera on every patient she wants to see em squirm!~

Kaede akamatsu!

Sexuality: bi!

Everyone's favourite optimistic lard chugging pianist she wasn't sure aboutthe clinic but.. When her gut started getting in her way of playing piano she felt like she had no other choice but to trust the nurse~ did ahe make the right choice? ~

Celestia ludenberg

Sexuality: bi

Massive gambler.. She treats the hospital staff as her employees never mention her weight if you value your bones not broken by loads of gambler lard..

Chiaki nanami

Sexuality: bi

Lardy gamer.. You exoected anything else? Her routine is just eating lard and playing games.. She doesn't known what water or showers are.. She reeks that's all you must know..

Bonus entry

Futaba Sakura

Massive lardy gamer hacker of the phantom thieves and one of big bang burger's top costumer~

#death feederism #slob kink #muse list

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ourwrittenstories · 1 month

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-OC's- (Female) Inessa "Nessy" (Candice King) Samira "Sam" (Violet Myers/ Alexa Demie) Cassia "Cass" (Jane Levy???) Isadora "Izzy" (Emma Kotos) Leora "Leo" (Daisy Ridley) Ascella "Ella" (Lily James) Charlotte "Charlie" (Hailee Steinfeld) Ryann (Gabriel Epstein) Mimi (Olivia Rodrigo) Tien (Cindy Tran) Jacqueline "Jack" (Madelyn Cline) Tiegan "Tee" (Zoey Deutch) Poppy (Sabrina Carpenter) Laleh (Eiza Gonzalez) Naga (Male) Syrian (Oliver Jackson-Cohen) Carlyle "Lyle" (Adam Driver) Edrian "Ed" "Eddy" (Riz Ahmed) Maxwell "Max" (Tyler Hoechlin) Esben "Benny" (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) Isaac "Pitch" (Aaron Taylor Johnson) ~Canon~ (Female) Wanda Maximoff- Marvel Kate Bishop- Marvel Honestly not that many, but if you think I'd write someone well let me know! (Male) Peter Parker (Tom Holland)- Marvel Stiles Stilinski- Teen Wolf Peter Hale- Teen Wolf Chris Argent- Teen Wolf Let me know if there's any canon men you'd think I'd write well too <3

#self promo #muse list #tbe;;;#ooc;; mun is a whiny bitch

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therealmofamorus · 17 days

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Blog Update

I am updating and revamping my muse list for @therealmofamorus and @madmanwonder. Which mean I am not going to do anything for tomorrow because of said muse list update/revamp

#blog update #muse list

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multidimensionalbedandbreakfast · 4 months

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Legal Disclaimer

The Sojourner’s Rest is an adult establishment, catering to adult patrons of eXtrEMe GiRth varying needs from across many different dimensions.

The Proprietress is 18+ and only 18+ patrons are admitted. The Proprietress is not responsible for any minors who arE cLaiMEd By tHe VoiD get lost in the forest.

The Proprietress reserves the right to anNiHiLaTE deny service to any patron found violating the establishment’s policy of universal love, acceptance, and compassion.

Check ‘#the sign’ for a list of welcome kinks.

LoOk At tHe @multidimensionalbulletinboard oR eLsE

dOn’T bREaK kaYfAbE

ThERe iS No stATuE.

Welcome to the Forest

Nestled into a grove in a verdant forest, itself the heart of an inter-dimensional nexus, sits an idyllic cottage. This is the Sojourn’s Rest, an establishment that patronizes those who are passing between dimensions, putting them up for a night, as well as providing refuge for those that has become lost in the Forest. Smoke drifts up from the stone chimney, and a warm light emanates from the windows, inviting you to come inside, to mingle with whomever may be inside, and to rest…

…Or, you could ignore it, and press on through the forest, in search of the portal which will bring you to your destined dimension. Just don’t get lost~

Guest Book bellow~

(Pictures of guests may be outdated!!! So hard to find film in the Forest!!!)

Residents of The Sojourner’s Rest

[A picture of an adorable woman is pinned here. Her vibrant red hair is luscious and long, flowing freely down her back to her waist. Her emerald eyes shine with enthusiasm, and a bright smile dimples full, lightly freckled cheeks.]

Lucy Loveless

110lbs., 5’4”, ?? y.o.

Human B&B Proprietress

Ayyy, lmao, it me, ya gurl! (I miss the internet so much). I figure if I’m going to take down information about my guests, it’s only fair I do the same for myself. I run the Sojourner’s Rest — which is actually my second, and much more successful B&B. I’ve just always liked taking care of other people, so this just seems like the job for me! I’m not exactly sure how I got here, or how long I’ve been here, but even if I could get home somehow, I don’t think I would go. I’m much happier here, and it’s not like there was anyone who’d miss me.

Guests from Faerûn

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Lae’zel

180lbs., 6’1”, 20 y.o.

Githyanki LV 12 Battle Master Fighter

Str: 20, Dex: 14, Con: 16, Int: 8, Wis: 12, Cha: 8

This one scares me… always hissing, always making noises that feel like swears… It’s like living with cat that hates you. A mean, hissing cat you really want to rub the belly of but it won’t let you. But instead of a cat, it’s a muscly frog lady, and instead of getting scratched by claws, you get run through by a giant silver sword. So, you know, it’s risk versus reward.

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Shadowheart

150lbs., 5’6”, 40 y.o.

High Half-Elf LV 12 Light Domain Cleric of Selûne

Str: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 14, Int: 10, Wis: 20, Cha: 10

In the name of the Moon, she will punish you! Haha! Uh… Anyway, she really likes the whole ambiance of the cottage, she’s especially fond of the flower garden. She has a love for life I’ve seen before; the kind you only develop after years of not living.

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Karlach Cliffgate

220lbs., 6’1”, 30 y.o.

Zariel Tiefling LV 8 Oath of Vengeance Paladin LV 4 Battle Master Fighter

Str: 18, Dex: 10, Con: 14, Int: 8, Wis: 10, Cha: 18

She’s like a big teddy bear! A big, muscly, flaming teddy bear. And I don’t mean flaming as in, flamboyantly homosexual. (Although, c’mon, look at her) She’s literally flaming, there are little holes in her that fire comes out of, and her hair is also kind of fire? And not like, as in really cool and awesome. (Although, c’mon, look at her). It like, glows and is hot, but it doesn’t burn up. That all said, she’s a big sweetie who I bet is great for cuddling on a cold night~

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Minthara Baenre

170lbs., 5’7”, 100 y.o.

Lolth-Sworn Drow LV 5 Assassin Rogue LV 7 Gloomstalker Ranger

Str: 8, Dex: 18, Con: 14, Int: 12, Wis: 12, Cha: 14

I don’t understand how a person can just be mean. I get some people are mean, but to just be mean? Nothing else, and for no reason? I can’t imagine how a person ends up that way. She’s rude to the other guests, so full of herself, and gets violent at the drop of a hat. She is — and I never thought I would say this about a person — totally beyond any kind of redemption. And I want her to spit on me.

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Leslie Applebottom/‘Lez’

40lbs., 3’0”, 34 y.o.

Lightfoot Halfing College of Lore Bard

Str: 8, Dex: 16, Con: 8, Int: 14, Wis: 12, Cha: 20

I never thought someone so small could be so intimidating… and I never thought someone so intimidating could be such a sweetie! Always in a chipper mood, compliments my cooking, offers to help out around the cottage (she’s very handy!), even plays music for free! She seems to be the one who resolves any conflict among her friends, using her words to make sure things don’t come to blows, but she’s not afraid to use her aforementioned intimidating presence to solve problems as well! Seducing them to make them docile also doesn’t seem to be off the table…

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Dame Cynthia Hale

180lbs., 6’, 30 y.o.

Human LV 12 Oath of Ancients Paladin Zariel Tiefling LV 5 Fiend Warlock LV 7 Broken Oath Paladin

Str: 8, Dex: 8, Con: 16, Int: 14, Wis: 12, Cha: 20

Dame Cynthia may just be one of the most polite guests I’ve ever had! So gallant and chivalrous, and dashing in that shiny heavy armor~ I guess I should expect nothing less from such a pious and selfless knight! A hero using her own body as a shield for the innocent! …Of course, Humans don’t have horns and tails, and Paladins don’t smell of sulfur, yet she wants me to believe that’s what she is? I’m not that naïve. I would not recommend bringing it up to her, though. She crushed a mug with her bare hand when I did, and she likes me!

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Goodberry

135lbs, 6’2”, 269 y.o.

Wood Elf LV 12 Circle of the Moon Druid

Str:8, Dex: 14, Con: 16, Int: 8, Wis: 20, Cha: 12

Now this is a tricky one to keep track of! She’s a cat as often as she is an Elf, and a bear twice as often as that! When I asked her about her name, she said that she changed her name when she changed her real body’s look, and I guess if you can change your body as easily as you can change your name, why wouldn’t you? I would give myself extra arms to clean better… She’s a good guest, very mellow and good spirited, and would be a pleasure to be around if it weren’t for her… well, smell. It’s funny, of all the animals I’ve seen her turn into, a skunk is not one of them, but I always smell one when she’s around…

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Maddison Murphy/‘Paunch Drunk Murphy’

200lbs., 5’7”, 42 y.o.

Human LV 8 Way of the Open Fist Monk, LV 4 Thief Rogue

Str: 8, Dex: 20, Con: 16, Int: 8, Wis: 16, Cha: 10

So, I think she used to be called ‘Punch Drunk Murphy’, being that fighting drunk was her whole thing, but the ‘a’ got added when she developed a, well, paunch from all her drinking. Not much has changed there, though now she relies on throwing her weight around rather than using any strength, and nobody can hit her because she wobbles around so much. She’s… boisterous, let’s say. And very fond of her drink, obviously. I’d prefer it if she were less rowdy, but she’s not technically breaking any rules, so I can’t really do anything about it… Hard to believe she’s technically the oldest of her party. And a mother!

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Talica Dahlmass

140lbs., 5’6”, 47 y.o.

Drow Half-Elf Necromancy Wizard

Str: 8, Dex: 16, Con: 14, Int: 20, Wis: 10, Cha: 10

She’s the most level-headed and calm of her friends, and honestly? That makes her the scariest. She’s cold. Calculating. Charming Conniving. She knows what it takes to get what she wants, and she’s willing to do it. If helping will get her what she wants, she’ll help. If hurting advances her goals, she’ll hurt. It makes no difference to her. That kind of raw, self serving ambition never leads anywhere good. And everywhere she goes, an aura of death hangs over her… I swear I smell rot on her as well…

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Cirice

150lbs., 5’8”, 22 y.o.

High Half-Elf Wild Magic Sorcerer

Str: 8, Dex: 14, Con: 16, Int: 10, Wis: 10, Cha: 20

Definitely the most… unpredictable guest I’ve ever had. It’s almost like she doesn’t think about what she does, she just acts on impulse. That has to be it; I can’t think of a rational explanation for half the thing she does. One minute she’s cleaning her clothes, the next she’s setting them on fire. One minute she’s beating someone within an inch of their life, the next she’s kissing them (although that seems to be the common theme for this bunch). One minute, there’s light and life in her eyes, the next… someone else is in there…

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Grymglain Stoneflow

200lbs., 4’4, 44 y.o.

Deurgar LV 12 Berserker Barbarian

Str: 20, Dex: 16, Con: 16, Int: 8, Wis: 10, Cha: 8

She won’t come inside the cottage. Instead she sets up a tent outside whenever her group comes to visit. I respect a person who feels at home in the wild, forgoing the comforts and stresses of modern living in favor of a life in oneness with nature. And I’m especially impressed she hasn’t been claimed by the Forest. I just wish she wouldn’t ‘forage’ in my garden. At least she shares the meat from her hunting, but I bet it’s only because she thinks I’m a better cook than her…

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Hidi Goldseeker/Hide ’n Seek

40lbs., 3’4, 33 y.o.

Deep Gnome LV 7 Thief Rogue LV 5 Champion Fighter

Str: 9, Dex: 20, Con: 16, Int: 12, Wis: 10, Cha: 12

HIDI IS A MEAN STINKY THIEF WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE SET OF SILVERWARE! THAT’S RIGHT, HIDI! I KNOW IT WAS YOU, AND I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS! YOUR LITTLE GOODY GOODY ACT DOESN’T FOOL ME! I’M BUSTING OUT MY JUNIOR DETECTIVE KIT, AND AS SOON AS I HAVE EVIDENCE, I’M SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!

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