#Music Meme x Fan Fiction

[phierecycled]

Why do falsettos fanfics always give Whizzer a different birth name? Like is it that hard to believe his parents looked at him when he was a baby and went “That boy is a Whizzer.”?

#he’s just different #falsettos #whizzer brown #falsettos fan fiction #march of the falsettos #falsettoland #broadway #musicals #marvin falsettos #whizzvin #whizzvin fan fiction #falsettos meme #marvin x whizzer

[httpknjoon]

what a week! | the a-listers finale

plot | Get ready. This is the busiest, craziest, and most intriguing week ever in your fandom with you coming back to the Hollywood scene with a bang, causing more tweets, more memes, and maybe drama about you and Jin.

words | 4.8k (oh my god)

genres | humor/crack, fluff, angst, actors!au

pairing | actor!jin x famous!reader

note | usernames used in the fic are all fictional. (more note at the end) have fun reading!

main masterlist | drabble series

Hollywood Superstar YN to Make Comeback on Her Saturday Night Live Hosting Debut This December 2

‘From The Other Side’ actress and producer, YN will host NBC’s Emmy-winning live comedy show, Saturday Night Live for the first time this Saturday after her hiatus last year.

It was announced through social media today that the Oscar-nominated actress will make her hosting debut on the show this coming Saturday.

Along with YN, Indonesian singer-songwriter NIKI will also be having her SNL debut as the musical guest of the night.

It is worth mentioning that this will be YN's comeback in front of the cameras after taking an unexpected break in April 2022. She pulled out from projects with other big personalities from Hollywood such as Chris Evans and director, Wes Anderson. 

Fans were instantly delighted by the news and expressed their joy over Twitter, with YN’s name being listed on worldwide trends almost immediately after the announcement. 

@/YNUpdates: YN is set to make an appearance on The Tonight Show this coming Wednesday.

Not even an hour after the announcement of your appearance on the live television show, your appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s show was also reported. You also acknowledge your SNL gig by sharing the post on your Instagram Stories. To say your fans were excited was an understatement.

@/uronurownkid: OH YM GOD SHE’S BACK LIKE REALLY BACK

@/l0verynjin: and this is a live show!! We’ll be seeing her on skits again!

@/ynflowerkid: with NIKI as the musical guest???? my two worlds are coming together

Everyone– the fans and the press– truly hyped up the upcoming show, prompting even the general audience to be aware. Some critics shared that you might be able to bring high ratings for the show because of your large and active fanbase. Success was already expected for you and the show.

“Everyone, please welcome, YN!”

You enter through the big blue curtains, wearing a classy Gianni Versace Couture black long bell-sleeve dress from the 90s. You were looking like complete royalty with the matching diamond necklace and earrings you wore as you had your hair in a sleek low bun. The audience welcomed you with cheers and you cannot help but be surprised by everyone’s reaction.

“Oh, wow…” you mumbled, Turning your eyes from the audience to the host.

“Wow, right? That’s a lot of love.” Jimmy said, which you nodded at.

“Yeah, this is a little overwhelming… in a good way,” you said which made everyone laugh. Before you turned and waved to the viewers again, “Hi, everyone!”

They began cheering in response. You giggled with their enthusiasm. 

“This is what you get for suddenly taking a break last year!” Jimmy said, using a stern, sarcastic tone.

You chuckled with that, “This is actually great! Maybe I should take unexpected hiatus every once in a while–”

“No, no, no.” Jimmy cut you off, more worried, holding your hand that rests on his table. You two instantly laughed. “We missed you a lot!”

“So… you’ll be hosting Saturday Night Live for this week…” he began.

“Yes. Yes, I am.” you nod as you shifted in your seat.

“How was it? How does it feel?”

“Oh, it feels really awesome! I’ve been wanting to host for a long time now since I loved the show ever since I was little. And I was really nervous at first when I showed up there. But everyone has been pretty nice and so talented. Everyone works so fast.” you shared, making the viewers laugh. “I’m not kidding! I was with the cast and Lorne Michaels in his office. Then, they asked me if I have any sketch ideas. After I shared mine, everyone just started to pitch like a hundred sketches and I was just sitting there, watching everyone collaborate. It’s amazing to see.”

“Yeah, that’s how it goes in the show.” Jimmy agreed. “It’s the best crew up there. The writers, the cast, the makeup and hair crew.”

“They are all wonderful,” you added.

“Yes. And you are going to be fantastic this weekend. Knock ‘em dead in Studio 8H. We’ll be watching.” he clapped and the audience cheered. Your lips form into a smile as you felt relief growing in your chest. 

Jimmy continued as the applause lies low, “The last time you were here, we were talking about your then-upcoming film, From The Other Side. And now, you got nominations for it and even won a BAFTA’s Best Actress last February! Congratulation on that. You deserve it.”

Everyone clapped while you smiled, “Thank you.”

“And your director, Emerald Fennell, read your speech for you. In which you state that she made you make that speech hours before the ceremony?!”

“Ah, yes.” you chortled. “I wasn’t expecting to win that night. I mean, the lineup of other nominees for that category that night was really incredible. So I didn’t bother to write anything. But Em really pushed me to send something. She always believed in me and knew that I have a chance in winning that award. So I just texted her anything I could think of and said I love Brandon Fraser.”

The conclusion at the end made Jimmy and the audience laugh.

“I mean, who doesn’t?” the host backed you up. “Then, Academy Awards came by March and everyone was expecting you’ll show up. But during the red carpet event, you posted this…”

Jimmy showed a snapshot of you playing the piano. You grinned, “I did. I’ve been learning to play the piano since last year and I know my supporters are waiting for me. So I just showed them I’m at home so they won’t wait up.”

“That’s nice and you were really good with the piano.” Jimmy compliments. “But can we talk about your hiatus?”

You pause and nod. Now, this is the part Hailey gave you a heads-up on. You were aware that your unanticipated break will be talked about tonight. Your manager gave you a guide on how the show and host will discuss everything in order. 

Jimmy, on the flip side, was told earlier by his producers that he can ask about it. Admittedly, he was confused and worried if you knew that you were going to be interviewed about your break since everyone knows you have been private for the past couple of years. He doesn’t want to cause any discomfort to his guests. When he confirmed that you agreed with the topic of tonight’s interview, he agreed to discuss it with guide questions from his writers.

“Yeah, sure.”

The tension was rising in the room at the moment you replied. It was dead silent. But what made it lighter was when the production crew chose to play things off by setting the spotlight just on you two, making it seem like an interrogation scene. It made everyone laugh, even you and Jimmy.

“So… people were saying you took a break last year because of a lot of things.” the host spoke, emphasizing the word.

“Oh, yeah. I heard about it.” you raised an eyebrow. “How about let’s play a game of true or false with those headline rumors?”

The audience cheered with excitement. This is a rare time a big celebrity would debunk or confirm news about them personally.

“Okay, okay. Let's start with this one…” Jimmy reads, “True or false. YN, are you planning to retire from acting really soon?”

“False, Jimmy! I’m hosting SNL this week for goodness’ sake,” you answered dramatically. The host laughed.

“She’s hosting SNL this week, people!” he repeated, looking at the camera. “How about this one? YN, true or false, did you move away from the country and lived in South Korea for a year?”

You grinned, “Partially true.”

“Explain yourself, YN.”

“Okay, the only thing that was right in that rumor is that I did move.” you teased everyone. “And no, I am not telling where.”

“Understood. Okay, let’s move to another one… oooh, this is the most controversial yet.” Jimmy laughed as he looked at you. “True or false, you took an unexpected hiatus because you got into a bad heartbreak.”

The audience’s reaction was all ‘ooh’ in a curious and a little worried way. Like they just saw someone sprinkling salt on someone’s wound. You took your time before answering,

“False,” you replied, shaking your head. “Definitely untrue. I think everyone just knows it when I’m in a relationship.”

“No, I don’t think we do, YN.” Jimmy rebutted, making the viewers laugh as they relate too. With years of everyone romantically connecting you and Jin, they just cannot tell if you two are romantically together or not. The host continued, “But are you not really dating anyone right now?”

“Oh, I’m not. I’m not dating anyone right now…” your voice trailed off as you make a side eye at the audience. They showed their disapproval with that by playfully booing, and you giggled.

He copied your tone and action as he asked, “But is there anyone you’ve been seeing currently or…”

“I don’t know, Jimmy…” you sighed, shaking your head. You acted disappointed in a very obvious way.  “It’s really hard to find someone to date when you’re married. I mean, I think it’s a crime to go out with someone while–”

Big gasps. Everyone in the room– excluding you– gasped at the same time that it was audible. Their eyes were wide, a few have their hands on their chests, and someone screeched in surprise at what you said.

“Wait, what?” Jimmy asked as soon as he picked up what you just said.

“What?” you looked around the room, acting like you didn’t just say something of a big deal. “Oh, yeah. I’m married, you guys!”

Breaking the silence, the band played the drums as you showed off the wedding ring on your finger, hiding below the bell sleeve of your dress. Not just a wedding band, but a blinding engagement ring also sat on top of it. 

“Oh my god! Congratulations!” Jimmy stood up from his swivel chair and walked up to you. You stood up and you shared a hug. He whispered, “Congratulations!”

“This is wonderful!” he added, as he holds both of your arms.

You laughed as you nodded, “I know!”

Everyone laughed while applauding at the fact you are now married. Jimmy hugged you again before walking back to his spot. You can feel your cheeks hurt from how long you have been smiling throughout the interview. But you love it. You love that you finally shared the news with the public.

“When did you get married?” the host asked.

“Two years ago! It was in 2021, Jimmy!” you replied happily and you heard another series of reactions in surprise.

“What?!” Jimmy’s lips gaped. “You were already married when you went here last time?”

You nodded with chuckles, “Yes. My husband and I chose to be pretty private about the whole process. We value enjoying the first couple of years of our marriage without the whole attention of everyone. But now, we decided to share it with you, guys finally!”

“This is really great, YN. Thank you so much for coming to the show.” Jimmy smiled and you can feel that he was genuine. Jimmy turned to the camera again, “YN. Ladies and gentlemen! We’ll be right back.”

The camera still caught you waving to everyone before it cuts to the commercial. With this kind of news, it was expected how everyone will react. Showbiz websites and accounts began writing their articles. Your fans were expressing their emotions and surprise.

@/ynisthatgirl: the fuck you’re telling me yn been married since 2021

@/YNUpdates: Congratulations to our main girl and the lucky guy! 🥰🥰🥰

@/MIDNIGHTPAIN_: BIGGEST PLOT TWIST IN THE YN FANDOM

@/YNJINUpdates: 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Replying to @/YNJINUpdates

- @/versaceisyn: what’s with the candles

– @/walkingonsunshine: i think we all know what’re the candles for

@/frannycatfood: but who is the husband though 👀

@/ynilysm: i just woke up…

Linked with you revealing your marital status is the identity of your husband. Everyone began taking their bets on who is your mystery spouse. Of course, topping the list is your three-time co-star and always rumored lover, JIN. One of the most memorable stories in the YNJIN fandom is when you two flew to South Korea with friends back in 2021.

@/outtahere: ur telling me ynjin prolly got married in seoul two years ago?

Then, the theory about you having a secret partner was brought up. Ever since the lockdowns, some people have believed that you are possibly dating someone who is not in Hollywood. They claimed that someone is a successful, private, and young entrepreneur.

It’s no secret that there are people and solo fans who think that you and Jin are only doing the whole ‘dating or not dating’ bit for attention and to keep your names floating on social media and articles. It helped you two become household names in Hollywood, other than your works. You two were everywhere online with your fans making edits, sharing their thoughts, and posting every picture of you. Although accidentally, the general public was always aware of what was going on with you.

And what’s going on with your always rumored lover, you might be wondering. 

Jin is still inactive on social media. His last online update was promoting the final episode of his limited series on HBO, which was a couple of months ago. But he had public appearances since the premiere. Two appearances to be specific.

Friday, almost two days after you announced your marriage and fans made their theories about your husband’s identity. Of course, the number of people who believed that Jin is your spouse was high. They were hoping to see Jin around New York since you will be doing SNL there for the weekend and they will take it as confirmation. But in lieu, he was seen walking out of a coffee shop in LA, where he was kinda hoarded by the press during the morning. He was alone as he tried to make his way to his car.

One of the camera guys cannot help but ask, “Did you know YN is married?”

“I did. She is one of my friends in the industry. Of course, I knew.” he answered simply, not bothering to look at the cameras. He just focused his eyes on the pathway to make sure he won’t stumble because of the press crowding around him.

“Any thoughts about it?” another one asked.

“I’m happy for her. She deserves happiness above all.”

His lips can be seen forming into a small smile as he replied. He finally got to the driver’s seat of his car. Before he hopped in, he answered one last question.

“Any hints about her husband?”

“Nice guy. A little childish sometimes but he makes good jokes.” he chuckled before driving away.

The video was uploaded by the paparazzi on the same day. Jin trended worldwide as fans expressed their thoughts about it.

@/1800JIN: i cannot believe how fast things are going rn this is crazy

@/badnonnie: NOW WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT ABOUT YN’S HUSBAND 💀

@/YNJINUpdates: the first stage of grief is denial. so no, i don’t believe anything that is happening.

@/puhleaseynjin: idk what to feel rn but great to know that jin knows about her marriage after all

Replying to @/puhleaseynjin

- @/livelaughyn: yeah it means they really do trust each other 🙁

And Saturday came. Since you were all over the news the whole week, your name was mentioned during the cold open. Hearing the people’s excitement as you prepare backstage made you breathe a little better. The intro began and the band began playing.

“Thirty seconds left, hon.” one of the staff members, who waits with you behind the door, whispered. “Good luck.”

You smiled at her, “Thank you. Donna.”

And as soon as you send that, you heard the announcer saying:

“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s host, YN!”

That’s your cue. Someone opened the door for you, you walked out and everyone sees you in a black blazer mini dress and strappy pumps. Standing in the middle of the stage, you cannot really see the audience properly because of the light pointed at you. Still, you put on a smile and tried to shake off the twisting feeling in your stomach. You jived to the melody and paused when it stopped. The audience was clapping the whole time.

“Thank you! Thank you very much. I am so happy to be finally here on the SNL stage for the very first time!” you began and they cheered once again. “And it’s great to be here, in front of everyone again, after ghosting y’all for almost two years!” waves of laughter erupt. “ Now, some of you may be heard of me from my first movie when I was 9, Little Miss Sunshine–” people cheered.  “Or my most recent film, From The Other Side. Or maybe you just heard a piece of certain news about me…” you winked.

“So in case you’re living under a rock, three days ago, I surprised everyone by announcing that I got married–” the audience erupted with claps and cheers. “–last 2021 to an actual person that nobody knows about.” you rolled your eyes, making everyone laugh.

“And every cast member here has been asking me this past few days: how did you got married? Where did you get married? Who’s the lucky guy? And you know what, let me just go give him a call–”

The audience screamed in excitement. You tapped on your dress’s pockets, searching for your phone. SNL cast member Kenan Thompson got on stage, handing you your phone.

“Hey, YN. You left your phone in the makeup chair.”

“Oh, thanks, Kenan.”

“And since I was the one who found it… can you please tell me who is your husband?” he said it in an excited kid way that made everyone cackle.

You tsked before shaking your head, “Oh, Keenan–”

A series of knocks were heard. A familiar tune from your past suspense movie played in the background. The audience laughed as you and Keenan looked at each other with wide eyes. You slipped your phone into your pocket and began acting alert like a spy.

“Does someone really knocks on that door?” you asked in the serious tone of your old character.

He shrugged his shoulders, “I don’t know. You were the last one who went from there.” 

The audience laughed and another knock was heard.

“Lemme go check on that.” Kenan was about to walk to the door but you stopped him.

“What if it’s The Creator?” you asked, referencing the antagonist.

“Who the hell is that? The only creator here is Lorne Michaels.” Kenan quipped, receiving laughs from everyone, before walking to the door.

You waited on the stage and the camera focused on Kenan, who peeked through the door instead of opening it directly. He was teasing. Then, he looked back to you, to the camera, and back to whoever was on the other side of the door. He was grinning. Everyone was wondering what was going on. It was just pure silence. And as he walked down the small set of steps, he spoke:

“Oh, YN! Someone is looking for you!”

You raised an eyebrow, “Who is it–”

Then suddenly the door just opens, showing a man in a dark casual suit and a bouquet of white tulips in his hands. He uttered,

“Hi, I’m actually looking for my wife–” 

Jin was cut off by screams from the audience. He bit his inner cheek to stop himself from smiling. But everyone can notice the corner of his lips forming into a smile. In live shows like this, the actor would usually wait for the intense audience response to die down for a few seconds. But the reactions are not getting smaller, so Jin resumed.

 

“She told me she’s going here tonight.”

“Oh, I’m here! I’m here! I’m the wife!”

You raised your hand with a proud grin on your face and Jin had to walk down with a bouquet in his hand. The audience laughed as the band plays a wedding march. Your husband laughs too. When you two stood next to each other in the middle of the stage, Keenan introduced you two:

“Everyone, please welcome, for the first time ever as a married couple, YN and Jin!”

The audience clapped, cheered, and somebody even whistled. He softly placed his hand on the small of your back before you turned to him. Your hand caresses his cheek as you two lean closer to each other. For the first time ever, you and Jin shared a kiss in front of the public. Everyone cheered louder. Pulling away, you two smiled slowly as you gazed into each other’s eyes. You noticed the slight tint of red growing on his cheeks and ears. It reminded you of so many moments in your relationship. It was like you got lost in the moment for a second before you turn to the camera.

“We got a great show tonight! Stick around. NIKI is here! We’ll be right back!”

The camera pans away as you wrapped your arms around Jin’s neck, pulling him in for a kiss again, while he holds your waist. 

You did a total of eight skits, two of which were pretaped. Your husband made another appearance during the show. He played a character with Michael Che, Colin Jost, and Mikey Day during the Weekend Update segment, playing as paparazzi who never did their job right. Jin had a line that was so ironic, it made the audience laugh and react from their seats.

“Yeah, last week, I heard that very beautiful actress got married…”

Michael asked, in character, amidst the giggles, “Who? What’s her name?”

“I think he’s talking about Scarlett Johansson.” Mikey chimed in, making Colin Jost smile, who replies, “No, I don’t think he’s not.”

“Oh, yeah. I forgot she already married that comedy guy three years ago.” Mikey replied, making Jost shake his head as he blush.

Jin finally answered, “It’s YN! You know, the one who posts cat pics all over the internet, won the BAFTA Best Actress this year, has been doing movies since she was nine, wrote songs with–”

“Okay, okay, Frank. I think everyone already knows who YN is.” Mikey cuts him off, making everyone laugh. “Why are you bringing her up by the way? Do you got any snaps from her wedding?”

“Ah, yes. I do!” Jin replied almost immediately as he acts clicking on his camera. The audience squealed, elated to catch a glimpse of whatever he was going to share. The TV screens in the studio glitched, causing confusion to the viewers. “Oh, I think my camera’s broken.”

“Let me see.” Mikey, in character, acted desperate as he reached for the camera. He checked and clicked on it before turning to Jin, “The memory card is not here, man!”

The bit ended with them arguing. NIKI performed two songs for the night. For the closing of the show, you had a graphic shirt on with pants. 

“Thank you so much to NIKI!” you began, turning to the singer beside you. You clapped along with the audience.  “To Lorne, to the amazing cast and studio crew…. And to my lovely husband,” everyone, including the cast members, cooed. You looked back at him who was standing in line with the cast members. He smiled as he saw your eyes sparkling with joy. You looked back to the front.

“Thank you so much, everyone!”

After the show, you and Jin were photographed together, walking hand in hand, as you enter the afterparty venue. As usual, you were wearing something Versace. You stun everyone with a light-reflecting metallic sparkly mini dress. It literally reflects with the flashes of the cameras pointed at you and your husband. You matched it with silver strappy heels and a small metallic Prada tote bag.

“Congrats, YN!”

You stopped in your tracks and turned your head when you heard that voice. Turning around, you spotted Greg in line with other paparazzi.

“Thanks, Greg!” you winked and Jin also waves at him.

You also posted a photo a day after.

YN and JIN are married *Apparently For Almost Two Years Now*

It’s been a busy week for the whole YNJIN fandom this week! 

Just last week’s Saturday, it was announced that YN will be hosting the second show for SNL’s season 49. More than a year after her last public appearance and hiatus.  It was later followed by the actress-songwriter appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, in which she talked about her BAFTA win and cleverly announced her marriage. Although she didn’t disclose who’s the lucky guy, happiness was evident on her face as she replied to Jimmy’s questions. The fans were taken in surprise by the news, showering her with lovely congratulatory messages.

And just tonight, during her monologue as the show’s host, YN finally revealed who it was. Surprise, surprise! Joining her on the SNL stage is her longtime rumored lover, JIN. The ‘Still Alive’ actor showed up on stage unexpectedly, causing a loud reaction from the live viewers. SNL cast member Kenan Thompson, who was also in the bit for YN’s monologue, officially introduced the two as husband and wife. The couple shared a liplock to seal the news.

According to the shared statement of the A-lister couple’s publicists, YN and JIN were wed in an intimate ceremony two years ago, last November 2021, in their shared residence in Massachusetts. 

It was unclear where or when YN and JIN got engaged or began dating. But all we know was the two initially met for the production of their first movie, Cornelia Street, back in 2016. It was a hit, mainly due to the lead actors’ powerful chemistry, and birthed many supporters for the duo. But the rumors about their relationship began in 2018 when the two were seen hanging out often. 

The two never confirmed anything and trolled everyone about it. Even reaching the point where they became Instagram official. YNJIN even made a joke about buzzes about them breaking up when they posted a clip about it before. The two got crazier rumors over the years: living together, cheating (and breaking up again), and the actress writing love songs based on her relationship with JIN.

YN, 28, has previously dated other known names in the industry such as Jordan Fisher, Kim Taehyung, and Niall Horan. Meanwhile, JIN, 31,  was more private with his past relationships. But he was formerly linked to model Lee Sung Kyung and briefly to Selena Gomez. The wedded A-listers have worked together in a total of three films: Cornelia Street, Maybe Yes Maybe No, and Lonely People.

We are probably late but… Best wishes to Hollywood’s favorite couple!

It was a big event in both social media and celebrity newsrooms. People shared their reactions online and even talked about you two in their real-life conversations. A lot of people made memes about the whole thing. The reveal of your husband was called iconic in one of the articles written. The number of edits, pictures, and just any type of content flooding all commonly used social media sites is crazy.

@/YNJINUpdates: YNJIN officially confirms marriage during SNL appearance 💚

@/thisislove: IM CRYING THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER

@/IMMANEEDSP4CE: ynjin hard launching their relationship on snl is not in my 2023 bingo card

@/KellyDelaCruz: I just lost fifty dollars to my sister because of this whole thing!

@/bellisimayn: the whole fandom right now:

@/tanginuhynjin4ever: we never got any dating confirmation but it’s all worth it!! 💗💗

Replying to @/tanginuhynjin4ever

- @/0283ynjinfan: TOTALLY WORTH IT

Two days, after you publicized your marriage, it was Jin’s birthday. As to keep up with the tradition, you posted a simple greeting on Instagram. You literally just greeted them but you added some photos.

The first pic was taken during your trip together months before the reveal.

The second image is your hand, showing off the engagement ring, while Jin can be seen in the background grinning.

Then, on the third slide, a polaroid picture of you and Jin. It was taken through a selfie. You were grinning as Jin plants a smooch on your cheek. Unbeknownst to everyone, it was taken during your first wedding back in November 2021, in your then-newly bought home in Massachusetts.

And for the fourth one, Jin was seen carrying two babies, both heads turned away from the camera, on each arm. He was sat on a familiar couch with Francheskat resting beside him.

In the last slide, a screenshot of your conversation from a year ago. You did not put any context so the fans are left to think about it.

author's note | that's it, folks! that's the end. oh my god, I didn't expect the love this series got. writing this series always brought me joy and it honestly brought me back here in tumblr. thank you so much for all the love you sent out for the a-listers. i truly appreciate everything. as always, my asks are open for questions about the whole series. also, if you have questions for the a-listers, feel free to send 'em. I'll be responding in a few days. also, just want to let y'all know, i'm planning for a spinoff. thank you so much, loves. 💕✨

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Mirrorball reader x Spencer?

(I mean this in the way like she is what the song lyrics say but also taylor lover? BAU member?)

DEAAAAR I'm so so sorry. I've been busy and trying to write something that felt right to me. I didn't know if you wanted angst or fluff but I'm delusional and I love love soooo here we go! If you wanted something different just let me know.

All I do is Try | Spencer Reid x MirrorballBAU!Reader

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The atmosphere inside the jet on the way back home was tense. The recent case had been exhausting, to say the least. Despite successfully closing the case after a week away, there was no real joy; people had died, individuals who would never return home to their families like you and your team. Your foot, suspended in the air over your other leg, moved to the rhythm of the music from your headphones. Trying to entertain yourself, you read a book on your Kindle. In the middle of a catchy paragraph, you looked up to find Spencer's gaze. He lightly covered his mouth with his hand while holding one of his books with the other. His face was somewhat tense, eyebrows furrowed. You knew it was due to concentration and fatigue.

You mimicked his furrowed brow, covering your mouth like he was. Then, you hid your half-smile and playfully raised and lowered your eyebrows. Spencer saw this and lowered his gaze, this time more relaxed, releasing a silent laugh that translated into a smile. He removed his hand from his face, revealing a teasing expression, sticking out his tongue. You laughed from your seat, changing your posture, both feet now on the ground. You placed the Kindle on your lap and made a silly face to make him laugh. He returned the gesture and then laughed loud enough for others to turn their heads, though their expressions didn't seem curious. It was as if they had expected to witness both of you sharing a laugh. Quickly, they turned back to their affairs, exchanging knowing glances. Oblivious to your teammates' silent conspiracy, you and Spencer silently observed each other, the echoes of laughter in your eyes.

You took off one of your headphones and tapped the seat beside you, inviting him to sit. He didn't need much persuasion to get up and join you. You offered him your headphone, and he took it silently, putting it in his ear. He glanced at you with a know-it-all expression.

"Folklore again?" You rolled your eyes.

"Ugh, just listen and be quiet."

Spencer continued to watch you with a half-smile as song after song played. He saw you chatting with J.J via text while moving your head to the rhythm. Spencer then realized that every time Jennifer claimed to be reading on the jet, she was actually lying and chatting with you, sending funny baby memes and travel destination posts. You also shared TikToks with Penelope, exchanging the weirdest and stupidest videos, prompting her to respond with laughter. The rest of the flight was in complete silence, only accompanied by your music. He wasn't a fan of pop music before meeting you, but after that, he discovered that you would go everywhere with your headphones and Kindle, reading romance novels and sighing over fictional love stories. You played songs from your playlist loudly on every occasion, and far from annoying him, he found it adorable.

When the jet landed, Spencer barely felt like moving. He was tempted to ask if he could camp there that night; the mere thought of traveling home meant too much energy expenditure for him at that moment. Spencer watched you entwine your arm with Morgan's as you descended from the jet, trying to lift his spirits. He chuckled when you jumped and kissed Derek's shaved head, despite his grimace. Eventually, he gave in, laughing along with you, relieving the tension from his shoulders. Spencer bid farewell to the rest of his team alongside you. He saw you kiss your colleagues' cheeks with a smile and lighten the mood with something funny. Spencer drove the car back home feeling a bit less tired. He thought he was being discreet, glancing at you during every red light, and you half-smiled without taking your eyes off the window, captivated by the city lights and people walking their dogs on the sidewalks.

When they arrived home, Spencer suggested ordering Chinese food since they were hungry but too tired to cook.

"Don't be silly; I'm making tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches," you replied with a smile.

As soon as you arrived, you kicked off your shoes, letting them fly across the room. Then you took off your jacket and performed that magic trick that even Spencer, an expert in the field, couldn't comprehend yet. You moved your arms, slipped your hands inside your blouse, and voilà, your bra was somewhere over the sofa. Spencer laughed after your victory dance; he knew you hated wearing a bra more than anyone, and that ritual upon returning home was something that, far from causing him any horror, made him happy. With him, you were yourself, free.

After dinner, Spencer relaxed on the sofa, watching a rerun of an old soap opera on the retro channel. The dim lights in the room suddenly brightened, and "Paper Rings" started playing on the speakers. Spencer rolled his eyes but smiled, knowing exactly what would happen when you slid across the living room floor in your pajamas and sunglasses. Spencer turned off the TV and gave you his full attention as you began lifting your legs and arms, your hair swaying around you while performing your living room choreography.

You approached him without missing a beat, a skill Spencer admired because, while he didn't have two left feet, he also didn't possess the abilities of a natural dancer. His expertise in the area was due to the countless parties at Rossi's house and all the times Penelope, J.J, Emily, and you dragged him onto the dance floor. The truth was, he could never refuse a dance, even when you invited him to join in wearing pajamas in the middle of his living room. You let out an excited squeal when he stood up to dance with you. You hugged him around the neck, getting closer as you both moved to the music.

"That's it, babe! Move those hips!" you cheered with a smile, making exaggerated facial expressions with the sole purpose of making him laugh. "I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with a paper ring, uh huh, that's right, darling; you're the one I want," you sang, releasing him to twirl around the room.

Spencer played along, watching you dance, seeing your feet move with agility, spinning in the middle of the room like a brilliant disco ball; a diamond, a necklace of emeralds. The most beautiful thing in the room. Like a light that captured his attention. "You're the one I want, in paper rings," you balanced your hand in the air, pointing to your ring finger, and ran to the center table to embrace the photograph you both had taken at the Universal Studios. "In picture frames, in all my dreams" you let go of the frame and hung onto Spencer's neck, throwing bothh of you onto the sofa with a final performative flourish that made him laugh. Spencer and you stayed in that position, lying on the sofa, breathing heavily and still hugging each other. Spencer looked at you; tiny, almost microscopic droplets of sweat slowly sliding down your forehead, your wild hair around your face, and your crystalline eyes. He released your grip from his neck and brought one of your hands to his lips for a kiss. As he pulled it away from his mouth, he looked at your fingers and smiled.

"Well, it wasn't a paper ring, but I did my best," he said, referring to the delicate and meaningful ring he couldn't resist putting on your finger after two years of officially dating.

You returned the gesture, kissing his hand this time, and smiled once you had caught your breath.

"The best decision I've ever made," you murmured, feeling Spencer's fingers caress your face as he studied you with his detective's furrowed brow. "What?"

"My love, I know this case was tough for you too."

"W-what are you talking about?"

He sighed, gently caressing your forehead, this time with both hands and moving the massage carefully to the back of your neck.

"I know what you were doing there for us: being this cheerleader who always brings a smile to our faces. And hey, I get it," he clarified, "but if there's anyone you don't have to pretend to be okay all the time with, it's me."

You opened and closed your mouth, somewhat stunned.

"I...what?"

Spencer let out a tender laugh and kissed the tip of your nose briefly.

"Yes, like the song; 'When no one is around, my dear, you'll find me on my tallest tiptoes, spinning in my highest heels, love. Shining just for you,'" he responded. "You don't have to do that for me all the time or be stoic for me. I can handle your fatigue, your sadness, or your anger just like you do with me," he offered with kindness and willingness.

That, and seeing him recite that song somehow made him even more attractive. He identified the new smile emerging on your lips and smiled back.

"What?" he asked.

"Nothing," you replied too quickly. Spencer knew you were lying. His sly smile widened, and he moved a bit closer to you.

"Heeeey," he sang, "Even in your worst lies I saw the truth in you."

You furrowed your brow. "Are you quoting Taylor Swift against me? Because I'm pretty sure the lyrics weren't like that."

Spencer lowered his hands down your sides, hugging your waist with a mischievous smile.

"Let's put a mark our friends will see on your collarbone, shall we?" He offered, lowering his lips to your neck to start kissing it. You squirmed, feeling a tickling sensation. "Oh my God, look! Hand under your sweatshirt..." he moved his hand over your skin, and you stopped him with a smile, not entirely convinced.

"Baby, what are you doing?"

He shook his head while continuing to kiss your neck.

"I thought that with all the times we've listened to the album on every car ride, you'd know the lyrics by now. It's 'baby kiss it better,'" he replied, feigning impatience, making you laugh.

You took his face between your hands to look into his eyes.

"I've created a monster."

He looked at you, closed his eyes, and started singing, "And I can see us twisted in bedsheets, August sipped away like a bottle of wine."

"It's not August."

"Come on, your husband here is trying to seduce you with Taylor Swift songs. How many times have you heard that happen?" he complained.

You laughed, your entire body aching from your laughter. You hugged him and let him love you. Apparently, this time, it was his turn to shine for you.

#spencer reid #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid x reader #dr spencer reid #spencer reid au #spencer reid blurb #spencer reid x mirrorball!reader #spencer reid x bau!reader

[strawberryraviegutz]

People will be like, “cringe culture is dead” “fuck cringe culture and don’t let anyone bully you for what you like ” and then proceed to make fun of/shit on the following

-Disney Adults(obviously we should be boycotting Disney rn but adults are allowed to like “childish” things along with stories about fairytales and magical wonder)

-Adults who enjoy any type of kids media(unless you’re sexualizing the child characters in the series or shipping the child characters with adults then yeah that’s gross. Also not all bronies/male mlp fans are gross creeps)

-Fangirls or fanboys of any kind

-Minors literally just existing(and yall wonder why kids wanna grow up so fast, because adults/older people are making fun of/complain about them for anything they do)

-Skinny Twink tumblr sexyman character designs and people who are attracted to them

-Skinny twink anime male character designs and people who are attracted to them(or any attractive male or female anime character designs tbh)

-Tumblr sexymen in general

-Anyone’s own headcanon human designs for non human characters you personally don’t find appealing(yes I mean people who make Twink/anime human designs for non human characters too. Although if you’re making a fat character skinny and or whitewashing a non white character then don’t do that)

-Creepypasta

-Anime lovers(yes including the ones who larp as anime characters, Naruto run, owning a death note notebook, ect.)

-Danganronpa(obviously there’s a lot of stuff in Danganronpa that’s not good but most people have this misconception that we are okay with the sexualizing of the minor characters or the Nazi skull thingy on Kokichi’s hat, racism, ect. Most of us don’t like that stuff AT ALL. We just wanna enjoy the story and different characters. People can like something while still criticizing it)

-People who discover music through TikTok

-Female gojo fans/any female who simps for any of the jjk men(I’m literally holding off on trying to catch up on jjk because I don’t wanna be made fun of for liking Toji..as for Sukuna, if you’re gonna simp for him, do it for who he was before he possessed Yuji because Sukuna is currently possessing a 15 year old)

-Character x listener audios(Especially the MHA ones)

-My hero Academia

-Twilight(yes there’s a lot of valid criticisms for the movie and book series but no one should be made fun of for liking them)

-People who enjoy spicy books/fanfiction

-VTubers/PNGtubers

-Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

-People who like cutecore and or cutegore(kawaiicore/kawaii kei and or gurokawaii)

-People who wear alternative fashion/alternative people in general(yes the “2020 alt kids” and bunny hat alt kids count too along with e-girls)

-People who are into jfashion/kawaii fashion(especially people who wear Lolita and jojifuku. Lolita fashion has nothing to do with the book or for “trying to impress men”nor is it a fetish thing it’s just about wearing poofy frilly dresses and looking cute. As for jojifuku, jojifuku is NOT AN INHERENTLY BAD FASHION IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE SEXUALIZED AT ALL CREEPS/PEDOS HAVE JUST TAINTED ITS REPUTATION ITS ALSO JUST ABOUT LOOKING CUTE. I’d also like to say that jfashion does count as alternative fashion too)

-People who dress “childish” in general

-Age regression(that’s not supposed to be sexualized either. Age regression is a coping mechanism not a fetish or kink.)

-Furries

-Beginner artists/animators/artists and animators that aren’t beginners but are still learning

-Animation memes

-People who selfship with fictional characters(including men. Men should be allowed to selfship too)

-“Marysue” ocs/characters

-self inserts

-Shoujo romance stories

-Miraculous Ladybug

-Genshin impact(same thing as I said with Danganronpa. You can like something while also criticizing it. As a black person who likes Genshin I hate mihoyo for their racism and colorism but I still enjoy the story and its characters. Also stop making fun of the short male characters’ body types. Y’all wanna preach about body positivity but then make fun of the body types of Xiao, Cyno, Tighnari even though there’s people WHO HAVE THOSE BODY TYPES IN REAL LIFE)

-Anything that seems too happy or too whimsical

-Fnaf

-Gamers

-Poppy Playtime

-People who simp for characters that you personally don’t consider attractive

-Cosplayers(yes even the ones who lipsync to music and do dances/poses)

-BL or GL(it is possible to enjoy these things without fetishizing gay people in the process)

-Anime art styles with big eyes(big eyes has always been a staple in most if not all anime art styles, but I’m more or so talking about the 2000’s anime art style along with Kamichama Karin)

-Yandere characters(most people find comfort in this trope because they wanna feel loved by someone. Most people who like yanderes don’t want an irl stalker)

-Undertale/Deltarune

-Skibidi toilet memes

-Sanrio/Hello Kitty girls

-Steven Universe

-The Amazing Digital Circus

-Marvel fans

-Sonic

-Cookie Run/Cookie Run Kingdom

-LPS and LPS YouTube videos

-People who enjoy kpop or jpop

-Wattpad fanfics/fanfiction in general

-“Wattpad Y/N”

-Y/N

- the concept of a “cringy Y/N”/Comparing characters to that type of Y/N archetype. Just because you don’t see yourself in most “typical Y/N” fics doesn’t mean other people don’t nor is there anything wrong with those types of Y/Ns

If you preach against cringe culture but turn back around and make fun of what I listed above then you’re not actually against cringe culture

#danganronpa #sanrio #cutecore #cutegore #kawaiicore #kawaii kei #gurokawaii #kawaii fashion #lolita fashion #jojifuku #jfashion #alt fashion #hazbin hotel #jujutsu kaisen #steven universe #undertale #tumblry sexyman #tumblr sexymen #disney #vtuber #gojo satoru #toji fushiguro #helluva boss #my hero academia #oc x canon #cookie run #genshin impact #cringe culture is dead #selfshipping #the amazing digital circus

[miki-kaname]

I'm Alive!

Hello everyone, I have returned to Tumblr. Many of you that recognize me (either from this username or my previous one, sailor-lapis) might be wondering, what happened to me? Well...

I quit last month.

What's my reason for it? It's a long story. It started when my longest friend here was gone and... I was devastated. I literally had no mutuals here, they were all gone by that point. I continue to be on this site, hoping to meet new people... no one was interested. After a debate in my head one night, I came to a conclusion: there was no reason for me to continue here on Tumblr. My six years of work had came to an end on October 27, 2023.

So what did I do for a month? I tried to find things to keep me distracted, like music, video games, and writing fan fiction. Speaking of fanfic, I made an AO3 account, I've been very busy over there. I'm still active on Instagram (but I'm currently on hiatus there), and I finally reopen Twitter (excuse me, "X" (yeah I'm never getting used to that)).

But bad things are happening to me, and I chose to keep that private.

But, I'm back now, for good. The problem is... I'm starting everything from scratch. But that's a good thing because now I can do things better.

So here's the plan: I will make two blogs. My main blog (which is here) will only focus on making anime content (like posting images, memes, incorrect quotes, whatever), and my second blog will focus on reblogs on... anime content. And I'm bringing back everyone's favorite/least favorite thing: spamming. I'll spam whatever, whenever. So it'll be chaos over there.

In the meantime, I need to get everything settled. Like follow my favorite blogs again, gather every images (screenshots) that I'm going to post, and also plan to make my introduction post.

Okay everyone, I'm off. Oh and... it's great to see you again.

#ramblings

[motorcityarchive]

Hello, I’m not entirely new around here but this blog is!

As you may be able to tell from the name it’s a Titmouse/Disney Motorcity archive blog, meaning I will be rebloging everything* related to the show and organizing it in order to make certain posts easier to find. Please feel free to send me any old or un tagged posts to archive and please understand that this will be a slow and lengthy process, I am a full time student and as much as I love it organizing motorcity posts is not my only hobby :)

*This includes posts that I may not personally agree with or like

Below are the current Tags I have/will use for posts, it’s LONG:

Warning Tags:

- Potentially NSFW

This tag will house content that has suggestive themes and/or characters lacking appropriate** clothing (**appropriate for the scenario presented ex. burners in bathing suits hanging out at the beach will not be tagged, single burner in a bathing suit without any other context will be tagged. I am being overly conservative on purpose, I’m sorry, this MAY change in the future)

- NSFW

Sexually explicit material: Obvious pin ups of characters/Characters in sexual contexts

- TW Flashing

For videos that contain flashing

- Potentially Triggering

Suicide or self harm mentions as well as generally disturbing material, sorry it’s vague for now I’ll make it more specific if the need comes

- Death

- Implied Death

- Major Injury

- Age gap relationship

- Adult/minor relationships

I am likely as displeased as you that I have to make those a tag

General tags:

- Motorcity

- Headcannon

- Cannon

- Fan work

- Fanart

- Fan edit

- Fan fiction

- Contained Fan fiction

- Video edit

- Image edit

- Screenshot

- Video game recreation

- Digital art

- Traditional art

- comic

- Meme

- Music

- Playlist

- Ask

- Ask game

- Crossover

- Other fandoms

- Written work

- Theory

Gang/Territory tags:

- Burners

- Motorcitizen

- Deluxian

- The Amazons

- Mama’s boys

- Larpers

- The Duke’s men

- Terra dwellers

- The Skylarks

- Fan gang

- Electroblades

- Cablers

- Weekend Warriors

- The Dude Bros

- Outsiders

Character Tags:

- Mike Chilton

- Julie Kane

- Julie Kapulsky

- Chuck

- Texas

- Texas Yang

- Dutch Gordy

- Claire

- Tennie

- Roth

- Jacob

- Hudson

- Kaia

- Rall

- The Duke of Detroit

- Cyborg Dan

- Babs

- Thurman

- Thurman the Magnificent

- Ruby

- Ruby the Darkslayer

- Lord Vanquisher

- The Oracle

- Sam

- Philip

- Rayon

- Red

- Junior

- Foxy

- Lizzie

- Bracket

- Antonio

- Abraham Kane

- Kane

- Crater

- AJ

- Jenzen

- Tooley

- Capri Chilton

- Mike’s Mom

- Mike’s Dad

- Mr. Gordy

- Mrs. Gordy

- Darr Gordy

- Sue Ellen

- Utilitons

- Background Character

- Crossover Character

- [name of crossover character]

- [ship] fankid

- [character] fankid

- [name] oc

- Bots

Ship tags:

- ship

- Implied ship

- Multi ship

- Poly ship

- Cannon x oc

- [character]/[oc]

- MikeTex

- Mike/Texas

- Jukebox

- Julie/Mike

- Muck

- Mike/Chuck

- Dutch/Mike

- Dennie

- DutchTennie

- Dutch/Tennie

- DutchTex

- Dutch/Texas

- Dutch/Chuck

- Dutch/Julie

- Texie

- Texas/Julie

- Clulie

- Claire/Julie

- Chuck/Julie

- Chuxas

- Chexmix

- Texas/Chuck

- Cluck

- Claire/Chuck

- Poly burners

- Jacob/Hudson

- Claire/Foxy

- Flaire

- Red/Mike

- Rulie

- Red/Julie

- Rayon/The Duke

- Babs/The Duke

- Kane/The Duke

I will eventually add more but I either don’t know the ship or do not want to think about the tags of some of the ships I know are on here, I’ll deal with it when I get to it

Au Tags, This is a list that I assume will be ever growing but so far we have:

- Au

- Fantasy Au

- No burners Au

- Galaxies Beyond Au

- Wings au

- Meant au

- And many more to come

All aus will have Au at the end

Idk what to call these but they’re kinda like aus:

- trans!burners

- baby! Burners

- spider! Chuck

- motorcitizen! Chuck

Misc. Tags

Fashion, for outfits other than cannon ones

All posters will have their own tags as well to search by artist/creator

More Tags will be added as I see fit

#motorcity #not motorcity

[rotisseriepizza]

☢ | Hello !!! I am pretty damn new to tumblr !!!

( side quest : take a shot each time you read "i" )

MINORS DNI ‼️ MINORS DNI ‼️ MINORS DNI ‼️

MAPS DNI ‼️ MAPS DNI ‼️ MAPS DNI ‼️

☺︎ | Brief about me :

- 19, professional procrastinator, college student

- you can call me rotisserie

- safe place for lgbtq+ individuals :3

- also safe for poc <3

- stinky mean ppl get shot on sight tho ;)

- my pronouns are she / her

- i do be doodling sometimes

- avocados are the enemy <3

☻ | Likes :

- spooky creepy stories

- memes and overall silly things

- movies, games and music, p standard stuff

- tacos!!!! nachos!!!!!

- cartoons <3

- fun facts about things

☺︎ | Dislikes

- avocados

☻ | About my blog :

- writing may be poor but can improve

- i hope to write fan fiction / one shots

- mindless smut

- won't be consistent with any schedule

- open to making friends

- or finding rp partners

- we can be friends regardless

- subjects may be 18+ but fluff is possible

☺︎ | Roleplay information, subject to change :

( keep in mind atm im swamped with school

so I may not be very attentive to rp offers )

- OC x CC is preffered, same with double ups

- basically I play someone for you,

- you play someone for me

- i think I'm fairly lenient when it comes to rp.

grammar doesn't have to be perfect ,

just legible

- i will adapt to whatever length.

write as much or little as you want,

i just need something to work with

- for sexual themes everyone has to be 18+,

no exceptions. maps dni.

- there's some things I won't write for,

i also won't list every little thing. So just ask

and I'll politely accept or decline.

- i'll make a list of taboos at some point

- i love plot and story building

- but i also don't mind smut with barely any plot

( just not constant plz I'm a hopeless romantic

sometimes 😖 )

☻ | Current fandoms I'll rp, list will only grow

( we can even combine fandoms + not have our

plots connect ( doesn't matter to me) YOLO )

Key | ☑ = down to rp

/ = might not wanna do it

x = at the moment no

☑ the boys ( would love to play as homelander )

( my oc x soldier boy )

☑ creepypasta

☑ slasher films ngl

/ breaking bad

/ resident evil

/ marvel ( my oc x bucky barnes )

/ dc

/ hunter x hunter ( my oc x chrollo )

/ red dead redemption ( my oc x either javier or

arthur )

( jovier shipper )

/ hazbin hotel ( would like to play as alastor )

⚠︎ | Welp! That's all for now folks !!!

#new #tumblr noob #introductory post #idk what im doing #cheese for president #Spotify

[outatimes]

I'LL ROCK MY FUTURE!

casual RP blog for marty mcfly of back to the future. canon-compliant to the films, the telltale game, and the musical. non-selective, more than happy to write with crosscanon and OCs. rules under the cut. if you believe tastes in fiction reflect real world morality, hardblock me.

links: about, memes, threads, wiki link

RULES.

IC =/= OOC, do not godmod

assholes get blocked and ignored, hard stop

tracking the tag #outatimes. feel free to tag me, send me an ask, or @ me in anything and i'll get to it right away!

huge fan of pre-established relationships to skip awkward first meetings, but not required

open to writing dark / taboo / problematic themes, but will not write sexual content with minors, IC or OOC

all sensitive content will be tagged #subject cw (i.e. #incest cw), including canon material like the marty x lorraine dynamic

multiship, all ships will be set in separate universes. open to shipping M/M, M/F, and M/NB, but will not write polyamory or open relationships

any ship developments assume that marty and jennifer are not romantically involved. otherwise, he'll be dating her in the background

open to writing smut in timelines where marty is 18+, but not interested in bottom!marty. very kink-friendly. smut is tagged #nsfw and suggestive content is tagged #nsfw cw

writer is 21+. PM me if you have any questions

[i-am-the-balancing-point]

✨WIP something Day✨

I stg I am literally THE WORST at responding to these things but @transdeputy tagged me to post a wip a few days ago. you already saw the wip of my dep so have some writing aswell and pls be gentle, this is not my first language, I have literally no idea about writing, I used hella prompt lists just be cool ok 🥲

a snippet from my Sharky x f!Dep fic under the cut

Anger ate away at her insides like the flames were eating away at the scrap wood, old couch cushions, empty packaging and trashed lawn chairs she had previously assemble in front of the old school bus that sat in the middle of Moonflower Trailer Park. Rook grabbed another molotov and chucked it straight ahead as if she could somehow attach all the frustration and hurt the past days had caused her to the liquid inside. Today had been particularly frustrating. She had been trying to find a way to free Marshal Burke from Faith’s capture, so far to no avail, which was already gnawing on her enough. Not even knowing where to look for them she tried to keep herself busy by running missions for the resistance. It was mostly enough to make her feel like she was at least not a complete waste of space but what had happened just hours before was making her doubt the value of everything they did to fight the cult once more.

The hostages Tracey and Leon had taken her to free from an outpost with, relied on them to get them out of the Peggies capture and to at least bring them to temporary safety. Not only had they failed them but the hostages and Leon had to pay for their ineptitude in completing this relatively simple task with their lives. Tracey and Rook barely made it out alive themselves, horrendously outnumbered by cult members and painfully underprepared for the additional backup the cultists had quickly called once fire had been opened. If it weren’t for Tracey yanking her away from the young man Rook was desperately trying to somehow prevent from bleeding out right under her hands, she would have surely met the same fate as Leon. She barely even knew them but it was still painful to be so closely involved in the death of another human being and frustrating to feel so responsible for it (even though there was nothing she could have done to prevent it, really). They had tried to comfort them back at the Hope County Jail but Tracey was having none of it, quickly removing herself from the situation with few words and Rook went to deal with it in a similar fashion.

It had been a while now that she sought out solitude to process her feelings but mindless destruction paired with the heat seemed to be the only thing that could at least provide her with some distraction. She watched the bottle shatter on a log right at the center of the bonfire. The liquid spilling out causing the flames to rise up momentarily.

“Yo, Deputy, if you carry on like that you’re gonna make me jizz my pants right here on the spot!”

Rook spun around so fast she swore she should have pulled a muscle. How the hell did she not catch him coming closer? He wasn’t a particularly stealthy type.

“Fuck! Sharky!” she exclaimed. “The hell you doing here?”

@josephslittledeputy also tagged me in the wip title meme but this is literally the only one I am working on and it doesn’t even have a title so this will have to do lol

as always, love y’all! not tagging specific ppl but everyone who’d like to do it.

#I started writing this a while ago and now I'm stuck at The Sex Part #also I do not know how to work around the she did. he did. she did. he did. thing #it becomes more prominent later on #if you have advice pls hmu!!! #writing #tag meme #Far Cry 5 #Sharky Boshaw #Deputy Rook #sharky x deputy #fan fiction #also: what *is* Sharky doing at the trailer park? #literally nobody has ever seen him there #or heard him play his music #all very mysterious #my dep #my writing #mine

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

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[cafe-de-lune]

hi omg this is such a cool concept

can i please have a tokyo revengers or haikyuu headcannons matchup (it’ll be great if you could do both but even one’s fine)

zodiac, MBTI, personality:

okay so i’m a libra sun and Aquarius moon (fem reader), ISTP, 5w4 idk anything else oops. above 15 but still a minor. i’d say i’m shy at first but when you get to know me i’m the most open person you’ll meet. people say i’m funny and def the therapist friend of the group. i can be very brutally honest at times like no filter honest. I listen to music almost all the time and a big overthinker. i’m very social but i’d consider myself an ambivert because sometimes anxiety gets to me and i almost don’t go to events but people say i’m very social and make friends easily???

likes:

I love music, i play the keyboard and guitar and make playlists for fun when im bored. i love memes and fb memes (i make them too sometimes lmao). love humour and stand up comedy and i’ll laugh at almost every joke. yeah i also do theatre and def a burnt out smart kid. i love travelling and collecting magnets from places i’ve been to. i draw sometimes and love math (ready to be cancelled). i love reading contemporary fiction or fiction with a strong female lead. i love watching the office, suits and Brooklyn 99. oh and i absolutely love paranormal stuff it’s so fun to watch. not a big fan of cooking but i’ll do it sometimes. i absolutely adore tattoos and piercings but not too many. im a big dog person too and love trying out new foods also wanna learn skateboarding. i’m interested in tarot and spirituality too. def have a lot of ISTP qualities

dislikes:

i don’t like insects, i don’t like people give off the rich kid / jerk vibe like i won’t approach them AT ALL. i don’t like when people tell me what to do it makes me wanna not do it even more. i don’t like people who brag about their lives. i don’t like the gym absolutely hate it uh what else. um i hate when people bring up others insecurities and taunt them. and can i say i don’t like my family—

appearance:

i’m 5’2, long and straight brown-golden/black hair, fit but not thin, brown eyes, light skin but not too light, LOTS of baby hair.

general aesthetic:

i wear a lot of baggy clothes, tomboy kinda apparel, i wear a lot of black, kind of an indie x emo aesthetic (ik that clashes but so does my personality) kinda dark academia but indie at the same time (yes we’re currently having an aesthetic crisis) LOVE hoodies. anything that’s comfortable. i’ll wear colour but prefer black. a bit of skater girl too.

what you look for in a partner:

someone who’ll push and encourage me to do my best and that works both ways. gives me space when i need it and understands my privacy and independence as well. would push me to go out of my comfort zone but not all the time. um someone who is good at communication cause i’m not. honestly someone who makes small gestures (i’d literally swoon over even a box of chocolates)

how comfortable i am with PDA:

i’m okay with like hugs (HUGS FROM THE BACK YES), hand holding, kissing in public, forehead kisses and kisses on the cheek/neck, resting head on shoulder or lap, holding from the waist but not sitting on his lap. that’s a big no.

i think that’s it thank you in advance and hope you have a great day <3

꒰ ☕️ ꒱ؘ Order: Cappuccino ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

I match you up with . . . . ♡

ຳི⟡᎒ baji keisuke ✿ೃ*

. . ⇢ [ falling in love ; baji keisuke . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

classmates/friends to lovers trope!

you two probably met when the teacher assigned you to tutor baji with basically all the subjects but specifically math. (And it would be a difficult job)

but of course, the more you interacted with Baji and tutored him, the more you two got to know each other. He is a really friendly and extroverted person so he wouldn’t hesitate to strike up a conversation (much to the dismay of your teacher’s initial intent)

and sometimes, instead of tutoring him, you two end up talking about something else and just completely forgetting about teaching him lol

that’s the slow progress of how he falls in love with you. He likes being in your presence and he likes your brutally honest nature. And not to mention, I think you two would have the same wavelength in terms of humour. Like once you two have progressed further into your friendship, you two would send each other memes at like the dead of night or something

you two would also be the duo that laughs at everything. This is how you two end of making tons of inside jokes that only you two know

Baji’s mom is probably the mom to be like “why are you smiling at your phone? 👀 girlfriend?” And baji would be like “no!“ (not yet at least)

and baji is really cute. He would always talk to about you to his mom and his mom is lowkey proud because you are (sometimes) helping him pass his class so needless to say she likes you without meeting you. Anyways, baji would probably be a lovestruck idiot when confiding to his mom from you. His expression just brightens and he is just so happy

Of course his mom puts two and two together. Ever since hearing about you, her son seems to smiling more at his phone and stuff. And obviously she’s going to be like “keisuke you like her don’t you?”

and baji would deny it and scoff at it because he himself doesn’t know yet and I think he would be kinda dense at romance. BUT it would linger in his mind for the next few days. And whenever he sees you or hears your name, his mind would just go back to what his mom had said. And expect him to be more fidgety and making less eye contact as well as more red tones to his cheeks

Of course like any normal person you would be like “???” What’s with his recent behaviour? And depending on you, you might even think “what did I do wrong?” It’s not you, it’s him <3

So, in the end, baji would confide with Chifuyu and he would just straight up say “you’re in love” he slow and kinda a dumbass but a lovable one <33

. . ⇢ [ confessing ; baji keisuke . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

baji wouldn’t be the type to beat around the bush and would plan to confess to you. But there is a lingering thought in the back of his head that’s screaming what if he ruins your friendship by confessing? That’s the only thing that deters him. But eventually, he continues planning

His first thought was to write you a confession letter. And he does start writing it. The thing is, he gets stuck and crinkles the paper and throws it in his trash bin before finishing it

Chifuyu would come and help with grammar and spelling and ideas, but in the end, baji scrapped the idea because 1. He doesn’t seem anything he write as good enough for you and 2. It just doesn’t seem to be his style. So back to the drawing board he goes

And how he actually confessed would probably be in the heat of the moment. Like throughout his whole dilemma you two would still interact and go out on friend hangouts. Though there is a sort of an awkward and tense air? Baji’s just nervous

You would probably ask him out of concern “are you alright?” And at this point, Baji’s brain is overloaded and he would just blurt out “I like you.” And immediately, he would regret it because he thinks it’s a lame way of confessing and that you deserve better. And then his thoughts would morph into ones of what he would say in case you reject him

so when you say yes, he just squats down and was like “thank god.” But he would look at you with his toothy smile and just be so happy

Once he gets home, he would slam the door open and announce to his mom “she said yes!” He’s so precious omg.

. . ⇢ [ dating ; baji keisuke . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

baji is the type of person who lets you do whatever you want and if the other person is making fun of you or judging you or making you uncomfortable, there will be knuckle cracking noises in the background. He would tell you to turn around or close your eyes while he does his stuff (if you don’t stop him that is. If you stop him, he will stop… but no guarantee they’d been found “unharmed” 💀 )

he is your number 1 cheerleader. When you are trying something new, he would always be found near you just encouraging and cheering for every single atom of your being. And whether or not you succeeded or failed, it doesn’t matter to him. He’s proud of you regardless of results

he may not be the smartest but he sure pays attention to details when it comes to you. He is the type of boyfriend who would save his money and buy you the item you mentioned briefly that you wanted. And there would be times where he would remember small obscure memories of you two that he really enjoys and that you may not remember because it was a small memory. You’d be honestly very surprised at how good his memory is for those kinds of things.

When you mentioned you wanted to try skateboarding, he would go out of his way to learn it just to teach you. And he would hold onto your arm or waist as you two practice. (He’s worried that you might inure yourself so he has bandaids ready in his pocket. And if you do scrape your knee or something, this dumbass would be like “pain pain fly away come again when I’m beating someone up.”)

In terms of affection, he’s going to be clumsy at it at first. You will probably be his first partner and of course it would show. But he does his best for you and it starts by learning boundaries :)

When initiating physical contact, he would be really shy at first. I’m talking him “accidentally” brushing your fingers together when you two are on a day. Having a heated debate in his head whether he should hug you and etc. you would probably have to tell him it’s ok and initiate the first few contact

But after dating for a while? Oh boy he is really affectionate. (It’s going to be the end of you once he finds out you like backhugs. He would do it just to get a reaction out of you. He would do it very often as well. And then he would just kiss you from that position afterwards. It’s very loving and teasing as well)

He really likes hand holding and kisses in general. He is more of a physical touch type of person so you two are perfect. When you two show PDA in front of his friends, they’re gonna fake gag but smile at their friend’s happiness.

And if you fall asleep on his shoulder? He is SWOONING. But he would be like “I’m as still as a rock. I am a rock. I am a rock. I’m very still” because he doesn’t want to wake you up. He’s going to hold his breath because he thinks breathing might wake you up.

And if his friends are there? They would quietly tease and mimic baji just to make fun of him. And he can’t even retaliate because he doesn’t want to wake you up. Chifuyu would end up snapping a few pictures to which baji would grumble but later on be like “send them”

baji would definitely understand you wanting your privacy. he would like his privacy sometimes as well so he 100% understands. Though if you were MIA for too long then he might text you or stop by your house with a bag of your favourite food and a funny movie and preparations of cuddling

Despite Baji’s tough looking exterior, I think he would be afraid of anything horror/paranormal. Like he would cling onto you and hide into your shoulder whenever you two watch those things. I can just imagine him screaming at the screen when there is something scary or there is a jump scare. (But I think he would like buzzfeed unsolved)

Baji would NON-DISCREETLY and very obviously leave some of his hoodies at your place on “accident”. He just likes seeing you in his clothes so indulge him on that end haha. When he sees you wearing his hoodies, it’s a pda session right there. He loves seeing his already oversized hoodie (on himself) just making you look adorable on you who is shorter than him

baji would definitely be the type to want to get matching piercings with you. (And maybe tattoos in the future as well) just something to make him feel like you are with him when he is out doing gang stuff. It’s his lucky charm and he will find himself unconsciously touching it 💕

he would take you on dates on his motorcycle. You two would decide on a place and he would take you there on his motorcycle. And to him it doesn’t matter if it’s some beach or mountain or something. As long as you two are having fun

OK THE MEMES. You two still send each other memes but now they just have more of a romantic implication/meaning. Like it would be those wholesome meme reaction pictures with lots of hearts and cute things. And when you start sending him memes you make yourself, the battle is on. You two would send each other memes you two created just to see who can outcompete/love each other

you know those couples who are like “I love you more” “no I love you more” “no me!” “Me!” yeah. you two are that but in meme language

The elephant in the room is that Baji likes cats but you like dogs. But it’s ok since Baji likes all animals so no need to worry about anything here.

. . ⇢ [ couple pics ; baji keisuke . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

ຳི⟡᎒ kuroo tetsuro ✿ೃ*

. . ⇢ [ falling in love ; kuroo tetsuro . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

Friends to lovers! You two probably sat next to each other during class. And finding the class rather boring, you started to doodle little drawings on the side of your notebook. And kuroo, finding the class boring as well, saw your doodle and just smiled because it was cute

He would end up ripping the corner of his notebook and draw something, like a cat or something, and just pass it to you. And that’s the start of your back and forth passing of drawings in the boring class. (Sometimes you even add onto the drawing and just pass it back)

Of course you two would naturally talk and befriend each other due to your mutual suffering of said class. And sometimes, you two help each other with other subjects. Like you help him with math and he helps you with chemistry

In your friendship, there is a lot of teasing on Kuroo’s end and you being the recipient of it. There are also a lot of jokes. Nerdy ones as well. You two sometimes get caught by the teacher for laughing too much because you two just tell each other dumb jokes

As your friendship progresses, he would invite you to watch a practice session or a game if you had free time. And if you do go, chaos is going to erupt in the nekoma volleyball gym. (U know how chaotic they are lol) he might show off/play better than usual. And his teammates will catch on. They’d be like “Kuroo is playing better I wonder why 🤔😉” (but of course you would have those who won’t get it like Lev and Inuoka)

It was during one of those study sessions that he falls for you. Specifically your intelligence and how you conduct yourself. And unlike Baji, Kuroo actually knows and is self aware that he has fallen for you. However, he isn’t as impulsive as Baji.

the reason why he hasn’t confessed to you yet is because of the fear of losing the friendship you two have. (And the fact that if you reject him, it would be awkward for both of you as you two still sit next to each other in class)

kenma being the observant person he is will catch onto kuroo’s little crush on you. And whenever you turn away, kenma would look at kuroo within a knowing look and a little smirk. But he wouldn’t say anything. When you three are walking together, he might just make up an excuse so that you and kuroo can be alone though (though it benefits him because he gets to play more of his video games)

There will be a noticeable change in your friendship. He already has a teasing demeanour/attitude when you two were just friends but when he finds his crush on you, they start to get a little more flirtatious. And since he is tall (he’s 6’2 and you are 5’2 tHATS SUCH A CUTE DIFFERENCE ANYWAYS) he will start to take advantage of that by like holding your notebook slightly above your jumping height and just tease you like that. And not to mention the classic and cliche getting a book off of a shelf for you.

But his signs aren’t clear. Like at one moment he can be basically flirting with you but the next moment, you two are back to being friends??

It’s to the point where his team is like “get a room!” “Just marry already!” They become sick of it especially yaku and poor yamamoto

. . ⇢ [ confessing ; kuroo tetsuro . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

He finally confesses because of yaku and kenma. They beat sense into him saying that he would regret it and beat himself for not at least telling you his feelings in the scenario that you do find someone else. He gets jelly

So the next plan is planning how to confess. I think he would have two ways of confessing. The dorky way and the more romantic/normal(?) way of confessing

the first way, the dorky way, consists of him asking you how to solve a math problem that he doesn’t understand. And of course you will solve it for him. But the final answer is that 128√e980 (cover half and it should say I love you ) or the i < 3 u or inputting a function that graphs out a heart

it’s honestly a dorky way and cute way of confessing if he takes that route

The second way of confessing is more normal unlike that dorky way. He would invite you to a “friend” hangout and throughout the hangout, he’s just really flirtatious and soft for you. And you two would be out for the entire day and finally, kuroo said he wants to take you somewhere

And you were like “where are you taking me” and it would be a high place where the view is clear. And finally, you would see the sunset and all of its vibrancy and it’s honestly very very pretty.

All of a sudden he would turn to you and just confess. He is holding his breath as he awaits for your response. It may not look like it but he feels as though his heart is beating at like over 200 bpm when in reality it was just slightly sped up

When you say yes, he is of course so very happy. He would pull you into a hug and rest his chin on top of your head. (Again he is taller and it’s honestly so adorable)

. . ⇢ [ dating ; kuroo tetsuro . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

Kuroo is very busy with volleyball and especially during seasons where matches are in. So during those times, he may not be there as much as you both like it. Though you two would have lunch together and sometimes, you would find little snacks in your bag that kuroo snuck in with a cute drawing + encouragement and words of affection

When you two are having your study dates, kuroo will be a scheming cat and just pretend to not understand just to listen to you. (You will catch on because he would have his mischievous smirk on his face.)

He is going to use his height against you that is 10000% certain. Like it can happen in two ways. The first way is that you can reach something and he gets it for you. But he teases you but holding it up high and tells you that he will only give it to you when you kiss him on the cheek. But this scheming cat will turn his head before your lips touch it so you end up kissing him on the lips)

(If you get flustered, his ego and pride inflates so much. He would have that annoying smirk and just LIVE for your cute expression. Please get use to that because teasing is basically programmed into his DNA lol )

The second way is again, you are reaching for something and he ends up going behind you, getting the thing, and ends up back hugging you while resting his head on your head. He would wrap his arms around your waist and just be like “I miss you” it probably only happens when he is feeling soft or after a long period of being away tbh

You two would watch a lot of paranormal stuff together. And he wouldn’t get scared. Instead you two might comment on how fake the props are. And I have to say that while you two are watching movies or something, his arm is going to be around your shoulders and he just rests it there. (If you are watching with friends, you two might even plot to randomly shout just to scare them)

He exclusively sends you cat memes no questions asked. It would be those cat memes with hearts and lovey dovey stuff. The usual. Ever since dating you, he would create a folder just for romantic cat reactions memes just to send to you

It’s honestly a given that you would end up befriending nekoma and kenma. Especially kenma. He would tell you embarrassing secrets and stories of what happened to kuroo when he is younger. (He will also tell you how kuroo gets his bed hair) he lowkey becomes a menace and just reveals kuroo’s most embarrassing moments

oK it’s canon that kuroo likes girls with longer hair and you have longer hair so it’s perfect. He might get into a habit of unconsciously playing with your hair. Though I don’t think he knows how to braid hairs or create any hairstyles other than a ponytail

He would read books that you are interested in. And it ends up with you two talking about it and talking about how some characters are dumb/made such a poor choice

Kuroo’s fairly adept and good at communication so it wouldn’t matter if you aren’t the best at it. He is highly observant and intuitive so he will pick up on little things and communicate to you about them. But at the same time if he sees you are uncomfortable, he will speak up/shoo away the person and comfort you

He will also push you out of your comfort zone if needed. Again, if he senses or sees that you are uncomfortable he will stop pushing you and just being you into his arms and praise you. You did challenge yourself after all

When he sees you are overthinking, he will stop it by forcing you to get a rest via saying he wants to cuddle and etc. and later on, he will guide your thought process and just talk you when somethings are unnecessary

In the case of your family, whenever that bring up your insecurities and taunt them, Kuroo would always comfort you with open arms no matter what. Needless to say he also doesn’t like your family. And when they meet, he might throw in some snarky remarks/provocations while still remaining an ideal son-in-law. Idk how he does it but he does it

He is the provocation king and he will do things just to annoy his teammates. So yamamoto ends up being his victim when he does PDA with you infront of them. Most of the times he does it on purpose to provoke his teammates

. . ⇢ [ couple pics ; kuroo tetsuro . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

. . ⇢ [ other compatibles . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

.˚🌙 ༘┊͙ chifuyu matsuno ;

You two would be so cute. You would be giggling at things so much because you two crack jokes with each other so often. And it’s honestly rare to see you two without having a smile or just laughing. And again memes galore. He has every reaction meme imaginable

He is another one who loves seeing you in his clothes especially his oversized hoodies. He will give it to you any chance he gets. If it’s snowing? He is taking off his hoodie, giving it to you, and just going with his jacket. He will insist you wear it even if he is shivering and his teeth are clattering.

Affection is a big thing in this relationship. There will be constant hand holding, cuddles, kisses. But I feel like Chifuyu might be more on the reserved and shy side at first when it comes to PDA. But as your relationship progresses, he wouldn’t mind PDA at all. As a matter in fact, takemitchy might be sick of it all lol

.˚🌙 ༘┊͙ hinata shoyo ;

So cute~ just two sunshines together making the world brighter. He would cheer you on no matter what you do. And when you are feeling anxious, he is there holding your hand and giving you reassurance. And you two are perfect. Your brutal honesty will be good for Hinata as sometimes he needs that honesty instead of a person beating around the bush

SO AFFECTIONATE. He gets so happy when you two hug. But he is shy in terms of affection so kisses would probably happen later in the relationship and in private. The first time you two kiss, he turns into a tomato and steam is coming out of his head. You would break him lol

Whenever you two see a stray dog, you two would stop and pet it and sometimes feed it something. There would be a time where the dog exclusively likes you and barks at Hinata. Hinata would end up barking back at the dog and just say “S/o is mine! Go find someone else! There’s many dogs in the sea!” “Shoyo, it’s there are many fish in the sea—not dogs.” “Oh—”

. . . . . ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ,, i just wanna say how it’s funny how I match you with boys who associate/likes cats when you are a dog person haha. Opposites attract 💕💕💕 ⌲˘͈ᵕ˘͈

#.˚☕️ ༘ cappuccino #THAT TOOK WAY LONGER THAN EXPECTED IM SORRY #I hope you enjoy 💕✨💖 #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers matchups #tokyo revengers x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu matchups #haikyuu x reader #keisuke baji x reader #baji x reader #keisuke baji #baji #keisuke #baji headcanons #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo #kuroo tetsuro #kuroo headcanons #.˚🧸 ༘ sunbeamx

[mlm-mod-taka]

Hi! Pretty sure this counts as a headcanon request?? It’s not rlly an x reader thing either but you can make it that if you want :0 anyway can I request what you think Makoto, Hajime, and Shuichi’s texting style is like? If that makes sense. Thank you!

TEXTING HCS • makoto, hajime, shuichi

hello, so nice to see you requesting again! i decided to not make this an x reader for a change in paste, and i also put some general texting hcs to make this more interesting. i hope this is good for all of you!

tws/cws: none that i can think of.

|| -> mod taka <3

i feel like he just followes whatever texting style is most common and trending at the time. so, right now he chats in all lowercase without any punctuation other than commas, sometimes.

"hi!! good morning how are you :D" 100% uses emoticons way more compared to actual emojis on his phone. just thinks they convey what general vibe he has most of the time, plus most of the emojis he wants to use mean... very different things in his generation.

wants to use the "😇😂😬😀" emojis but they're all used very ironically with people his age, so he'd rather not have others misunderstand what he wants to say because of that fact.

will use the ":] :[ :< :o :/ :'(" text emoticons as well, thinks they're all very cute looking. just really likes those, but he's not the biggest fan of kaomojis or how they look.

the only ways he ends his sentences is usually with "!!", "-", one of his text emojis, or just not using anything to end it at all. thinks its very awkward to actually put a period at the end of his text, it intimidates him when others do it.

is also that one person that adds extra things to his messages so he sounds more nice and welcoming. "hey"? never heard of them. "heyy!! :D"? ah yes, his good old friend.

if you send him something funny, he'll chat you "BAHSHAHHA", or something along those lines. he doesn't do keyboard smashes since they're not his style, so he'll just say "baha" in all caps and a few different letters to express it.

the man just sounds like an average, friendly gen-zer. doesn't stand out too much, other than that he doesn't use actual emojis or kaomojis. is a very comforting man to text with.

he has auto capitalization on, so he wouldn't do the common lowercase thing going on right now. but, he doesn't use punctuation unless he's serious, so it's still pretty similar to how most of us chat.

uses tone indicators, because he's well aware that he makes some pretty strange/violent jokes at times. the ones he uses the most are "/j, /hj, /lh, /gen, /pos".

also uses emojis since he does know what all of the ironic meanings are, and think they're pretty funny. "Lol you are a homosexual but dw me too 😂😂 /j"

he thinks abbreviations are very convienent, so its in almost every one of his texts. if there is a way to shorten a certain term/saying, he will be the first to use it.

is that one guy that, on a whim, decides to use a random emoji, ends up liking it, then after that is the process of overusing it in every possible conversation, stopping gradually, and then choosing a new emoji. his newest emoji to overuse is the "👪" one.

uses it whenever he decides to simp over a fictional male character. he'll say something along the lines of "Hey can we 👪 please /hj" if you send him a photo of his current big crush.

has a whole album in his gallery for reaction photos and reaction videos. expect him to send really strange out of context photos in that big bold meme text you see everywhere. the man has a gigantic collection of those photos, and its hilarious.

the reaction photos he has are the ones with a bunch of people looking confused, that switches to a different face whenever the extremely bass boosted music makes a beat.

if you send him something funny, he will send you keyboard smashes, that often look very ugly. "IQYWIAUWIWUW" is what most of them look like and he doesn't know how to fix it, so please bear with him.

a very chaotic person to chat with. expect to be bombarded with a reaction photo that somehow matches the conversation perfectly, and a bunch of different videos with extremely loud music. he is a very fun person to text though.

uses proper punctuation, but types in lowercase when talking to his friends, and also adds alot of things to it so it doesn't actually look all that intimidating.

"hi! are you all free today? 😇" yes, he uses every single emoji genuinely and doesn't get any of the ironic meanings to them. please don't think he means anything else but nice things when he uses the "🥺" emoji, he's trying his best.

isn't the best at understanding lingo, even though he's a youngster himself. its to the point where he thinks "wtf" means "why the face". do excuse him if he tells you wtf when he can tell you're sad.

his phone has auto correct on and he doesn't know how to turn it off, so there are times when his messages don't make any sense because of his phone.

spells check all of his texts before sending them, so you will not find any typos or grammar errors in his chats. although, he does have trouble spelling restaurant, so please bear with him while he tries to spell it for a good three minutes.

actually uses kaomojis sometimes. he thinks they're cute when they're used sparingly. the ones he uses the most are "♡´･ᴗ･`♡" "(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)" "(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞" and "ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ".

responds immediately. you dont know how, you dont know why, but he just does it. unless he's forbidden from using his phone, he'll almost always see and respond to your text right away.

is a fast typer, its just that he has to spell check. and because he types so fast, he often gets things wrong on the first try. have fun watching the texting bubble go on and off for a few minutes.

responds all at once compared to breaks and pieces, so maybe thats why it takes so long to him. he just prefers to have things in one place and be completely organized, even in texts.

is just a delight to have a vitual conversation with. he sees your messages, starts typing up a response, and uses alot of nice and cute kaomojis with it. 10/10.

#📍 dismissal ∆ #makoto naegi #makoto #hajime hinata #hajime #shuichi saihara #shuichi #danganronpa headcanons

[jungshook69]

.:☆.°☾.Jealous.☾°.☆.:

DISCLAIMER: This doesn’t represent the members’ actions or the army’s actions in any manner it’s pure fiction. This is an original work, do not copy.  The taglist is open if you want. Taglist is now closed.

WORD COUNT: 1044 words

PAIRING/S: Yoongi X female reader

GENRE: Established relationship au ; Oneshot/Imagine

WARNINGS: None

ABOUT: This oneshot is part of a 7 part BTS imagine called “Jealous”. This oneshot is a reaction imagine of how each member would get jealous of their s/o in a given situation.

7 PARTS: Namjoon || Seokjin || Yoongi || Hoseok || Jimin || Taehyung || Jungkook

STATUS: Complete

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You sat back on the couch of you and your boyfriend Yoongi’s apartment, accompanied by the other members sprawled out along other spots in the giant living room. You had all gathered to watch a movie, which was long forgotten, playing in the background as everyone got pre-occupied in other activities.

You panned your gaze over the sight before you. Jungkook and Jin were bickering over a bag of chips, Jimin and J-Hope were giggling over something on their phone, probably a meme, RM had completely tuned-off as he was immersed in the music playing through his headphones as he scrolled through Twitter. You leaned into Yoongi’s arm that was draped on the couch behind you and observed that Taehyung, who was sitting on the other side of you, was the only one watching the movie, with boredom flashing through his eyes.

You too were going through Twitter, and something had caught your eye, which made you doubt yourself. You were going through the heaps of comments shaming you for being revealed as Yoongi’s girlfriend, as your heart clenched with pain. Yoongi had told you not to worry too much about it since the more accepting part of the ARMY fan base was larger in number, than the toxic part.

You didn’t blame Yoongi’s nature. He was a bit of a tsundere, and you had worked hard over the years to try and break his walls. He did open up to you, but when it came to comforting you, or anyone, he was still a bit hesitant and uneasy. So you decided to keep the hurt to yourself.

You felt Yoongi stir beside you as he got up. “Want coffee? I’m making some for myself.” He asked me.

“No I’m good thanks…” you said watching him walk towards the kitchen. “…babe” you completed your sentence after he was out of earshot.

You looked down sadly at the comments still flashing on your screen, unable to resist a pout from forming on your face.

“What’s wrong?” Taehyung asked concern written on his face.

You always thought of Taehyung as a really good friend. He remained quite most of the time, but was secretly skilled at observing and reading people around him.

“Nothing” you said turning your phone off and turning your attention back to the movie with a stale plot.

“I know something’s bothering you, and I bet you a thousand dollars it’s more interesting than the climax of this distasteful movie.”

“Who chose the movie?” you said teasingly raising your eyebrow.

“I know I know… I thought that I should invest myself in more mature movies, like pre-historic war movies, but in reality I know I’ll never stop re-watching Home Alone.” He said earning a stifled laugh from you.

“No but seriously, what’s wrong?” he asked turning to you.

“It’s just… I know I’m supposed to ignore the hate I’m getting… but I can’t help but doubt myself when I read them. Maybe they’re all right, maybe I don’t deserve to be with Yoongi. He’s also been kinda cold ever since we revealed we were dating.”

“I’ve known Yoongi hyung for 6 years now. He’s always been a bit reserved. But ever since you guys revealed the news, he’s been working really hard and cooperating with our manager to take down those comments. All he does is brainstorm possible ideas to decrease the back-lash. I know it may not seem like it, but he really does love you, I’ve never seen him happier.”

Taehyung’s kind words hit you hard as you find a glossy sheen beginning to develop across your vision.

“Awww” Taehyung says as he engulfs you in a warm hug and threads his hands through your hair and ruffles it. You hug him back and dry your tears away as you get up to see what’s taking the coffee so long.

You enter the kitchen and you find him drinking his coffee. “You already drank yours? I thought we were gonna sit together on the couch and enjoy the coffee.” You asked puzzled by his actions.

“Oh sorry I thought you were busy ogling Taehyung, so I thought I’d leave you be.” He said, a sarcastic undertone lacing his voice.

“What are you saying? He was literally just hugging me.” You say in disbelief at his accusation.

“Yeah sure” he said rolling his eyes.

“I felt bad about reading the comments against me, and I know if I approached you, you would brush it off and tell me not to worry too much about it. So I just wanted to hear some comforting words, that’s why when Tae asked me if I was okay, I poured my mind out to him.” you said clearing the misunderstanding.

“Oh… you know… I can cuddle with you too… if you want that is…” he says murmuring enough for you to catch his words.

“Pinch me” you say immediately.

“What?” he asks confused.

“You’re actually asking me to cuddle with you? Am I dreaming? What happened to the whole ‘ew get away from me woman, you smell’?” you ask, your eyeballs nearly popping out of your skull.

“That was one time, you were sweaty from working out, it’s not my fault.”

“Still… I never expected you to be the one to ask me for cuddles…”

“Heyy! I didn’t ask you for cuddles, I’m not a simp. I just said if you wanted to cuddle… I’m here too…”

“Wait wait wait hold up… Min Yoongi are you… jealous?”

“Ew god no… cringe ugh” he said looking away.

“Oh really? Then maybe I should go cuddle up with Tae some more, do you know how warm his chest is?” you said teasingly testing the waters, holding your laughter in.

Then Yoongi did the unexpected and started laughing.

“What?” you asked him pouting.

“Your cute… thinking you can make me jealous” he said closing the distance between you, caging your petite figure with his hands, your lower back hitting the counter behind you. “Remember princess, you’re mine.” With that he plants a chaste kiss on your cheek, his hot breath still ghosting your jaw.

“You might wanna drink that coffee before it gets cold” he says full of himself on seeing your flustered reaction, as he leaves the kitchen.

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A/N: Here I wanted to show that firstly, Yoongi may be called lazy, or always be referred to be always sleeping, but he’s the most hardworking man I’ve ever seen. He doesn’t half-ass anything. He gives it his all. And secondly I wanted to show Yoongi as a bit of a tsundere because even though Yoongi might seem cold or unbothered on the outside, I know he has the warmest heart made entirely of gold. I also wanted to stress on the point that even though Taehyung might seem quite, he’s very observational and good at reading people’s intentions.

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[kenganparadise]

Drunk thoughts with Dani-

Okay I decided instead of just posting all these one by one, here is a compilation of all my drunk thoughts I had! Enjoy!!

Okay so jack was 6’4 and then 7’11 and everything pretty much grew. But did his dick grow along with him? Is his dick the size it was when he was 6’4 or did it grow now that he is 7’11. Plus he does a lot of steroids. His balls must be tiny and his dick is just massive.

Lihito can do a mean scooby impression (from scooby doo)

Wakatsuki is a sad drunk. He cries on his S/O’s shoulder telling them how much he loves them.

Okubo and rihito share one brain cell and also a flesh light- they also share underwear

yumigahama likes wearing women’s underwear.

Okubo secretly listens to Doja Cat and Megan Thee Stallion. Not because he’s attracted to the beautiful ladies- but because he genuinely likes their music.

Agito snorts when he laughs

Lihito and Okubo are absolute MEMELORDS. The four idiots have a meme group chat.

Setsuna sits down and writes self-insert fan fiction with Ohma.... yes it’s all NSFW. Tomoko proofreads for him.

Sekibayashi wears crocs.

Liu, Naidan, and Nicolas are in a vicious love triangle. Fei has no idea that he’s 4th wheeling. He cant sense the brutal sexual tension every time they all hang out.

Okubo and Lihito sleep on dinosaur sheets.

BIGGEST PP- Haruo and no one can convince me otherwise. He’s packing some SHMEAT

SMALLEST PP- Ren... it’s not much to look at.

There are a few Kengan characters that have literal piss kinks.

Okubo and Lihito definitely have homoerotic feelings towards each other. They tell each other “nice cock” frequently and smack each others asses... they always say no homo but let’s be honest... it’s a little homo.

Saw Paing is the kinda guy that actually believes the “life hacks” from Troom Troom and 5 minute crafts actually work. Like Gaolang could break his phone and Saw Paing would be like “hey man just put some Gatorade on it- it’s okay I saw it in a YouTube video it works.”

The majority of The Four idiot’s arguments are over who is which member of the golden girls. Lihito, Okubo, and Himuro think they’re Blanche, little do they all know they’re Rose.

Raian can only drink coffee when it’s loaded up with sugar and cream. He hates that taste of coffee. This man will order a pink drink from Starbucks and tell you that it’s for his sister- it’s really for him.

Gaolang has such ridiculously soft hair. He does it unintentionally too. He uses lots of oils and natural conditioners.

Kaneda and Komugi from Hunter x Hunter would get along so well. Kaneda is so patient with her, especially with her blindness. They’d have so much to discuss together.

Sayaka want to plan a dance or a “prom” for al the Kengan associates. Just something fun where everyone can get dressed up and dance. Though Metsudo won’t humor her.

#kengan omega #kengan ashura #kengan asura

[thestylesindependent]

The following is an excerpt from A Field Guide to Internet Boyfriends: Meme-Worthy Celebrity Crushes From A to Z (Running Press) by Esther Zuckerman, senior entertainment writer at Thrillist. Opinions expressed are those of the author.

It’s virtually impossible to dig into the history of celebrity crushes without discussing boy bands. Stemming back to the days of the Beatles, boy bands have been crush incubators, known as much for their music as for their ability to pose on posters that hang on teenage bedroom walls. While the modern idea of boy bands existed before the ’90s, the decade turned boy bands into an industry with the likes of Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC eliciting mobs of screaming fans. For the first decade of the 2000s—after the leftovers from the ’90s faded from relevance—it seemed like the era of the boy band was over. And then a couple of lads from England—and one from Ireland—came along.

One Direction was not born organically. Each member of the fivesome auditioned for The X Factor as a solo act. Then Simon Cowell had a genius idea: Individually, they would probably generate some amount of buzz. Together, they would be unstoppable. Cowell was right. One Direction mania jumped across the pond and initiated a new era of boy band worship. This group was different from its ’90s predecessors. They were shaggy and didn’t really dance. But their fans were also different. These were kids raised by the internet, and they expressed their love for Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Niall Horan as such. Stanning for One Direction involved slash fiction and Tumblr.

But when the time came, One Direction faced an age-old boy band question: What happens when they break up? Who becomes famous? For years, the pinnacle of post–boy band success had always been Justin Timberlake, crying a river all over the radio. (He also found controversy along the way. No, we will never forgive him for throwing Janet Jackson under the bus at the Super Bowl.) But who becomes the Joey Fatone? One thing was always certain: Harry Styles was a goddamn star. Styles had always been the likeliest candidate for post-One D fame. He was the most rambunctious of the group, as at home palling around on talk shows as he was crooning on the stage.

Still, no one could have predicted what he was about to unleash. Styles, on his own, somehow surpassed the prom¬ise of his early career. The individual that emerged was like the love child of David Bowie and Stevie Nicks, all flowing blouses, wide-legged pants, and funky vibes. He occupies a space in between the masculine and the feminine and is an ally without being obnoxious about it.

When he left the womb of One Direction, his goal was to write his own material. The sound that emerged was not Timberlake’s white boy soul or the radio-ready pop of his bandmate Zayn Malik. Instead, it was a throwback hybrid of folk rock and pop—not a complete copy of an era that was not his own, but more indebted to his predecessors than his contemporaries.

The narrative around Harry Styles is that he is a Very Good Boy. It starts with his devotion to his mother, with whom he is reportedly very close. More proof of his sweet¬heart status can be found in the story about how he ended up being a polite houseguest to his friend The Late Late Show with James Corden producer Ben Winston for twenty months. As his star was rising in One Direction, he was crashing with an Orthodox Jewish family. “That period of time, he was living with us in the most mundane suburban situation,” Winston once explained. “No one ever found out, really. Even when we went out for a meal, it’s such a sweet family neighborhood, no one dreamed it was actually him. But he made our house a home. And when he moved out, we were gutted.”

It’s anecdotes like this—revealed in the singer’s first Rolling Stone cover story, written by none other than Almost Famous director Cameron Crowe—that frame Styles as a superstar who is relatively down to earth, a nice person who cares about being good to those around him. I mean, one of the songs on his recent album Fine Line is titled “Treat People with Kindness.” Styles once said: “There are others. People who are successful, and still nice. It’s when you meet the people who are successful and aren’t nice, you think: What’s yer excuse? Cos I’ve met the other sort.”

Styles gives off the impression that if you were to hang out with him you’d probably have a pretty pleasant and slightly wild time. Profiles of Styles tend to include stories about parties on beaches where nudity or clothes swapping is involved. He’s spoken about how doing mushrooms influenced his latest record, Fine Line, and once led him to bite off the tip of his tongue. But even though that detail sounds like it might belong in an outtake from a seedier history of rock ’n’ roll—think: Mötley Crüe—it’s bizarrely wholesome coming from Styles, who has gone out of his way to promote a message of inclusion.

Though he’s publicly only been linked to women, he’s never exactly declared himself straight, either, and has alluded to bisexuality in his lyrics. One time, he declared, “We’re all a little bit gay, aren’t we?” Regardless of how he himself identifies, he’s made it a mission to promote a safe-for-all environment at his shows. On one tour stop, he took note of a girl in the crowd’s sign which declared she was going to come out to her parents because of him. He asked her mom’s name, quieted the room, and shouted, “Tina, she’s gay,” triumphantly. It’s an especially welcome development for someone whose early celebrity was defined by slash fiction with which some of his bandmates were openly uncomfortable.

His style started to evolve with his own fluidity as well. He took to wearing ruffles and low-cut shirts with wide-legged trousers. The effect was circus ringmaster mixed with ’70s Laurel Canyon chic. There’s a cheekiness to the look, evidenced by photo shoots in which he affects like he just told a dirty joke. He has said he dresses this way not because he’s trying to allude to anything, just because he thinks it looks cool. And, the thing is, it does.

Harry Styles may have been made in the confines of the boy band universe, but when he struck out on his own, his message became freedom. He makes the music he wants, wears the clothes he wants, and encourages everyone around him to love who they want—even if that’s just Harry Styles.

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'A Field Guide to Internet Boyfriends': Read the Harry Styles Excerpt

The following is an excerpt from A Field Guide to Internet Boyfriends: Meme-Worthy Celebrity Crushes From A to Z (Running Press) by Esther Zuckerman, senior entertainment writer at Thrillist. Opinions expressed are those of the author.

It’s virtually impossible to dig into the history of celebrity crushes without discussing boy bands. Stemming back to the days of the Beatles, boy bands have been crush incubators, known as much for their music as for their ability to pose on posters that hang on teenage bedroom walls. While the modern idea of boy bands existed before the ’90s, the decade turned boy bands into an industry with the likes of Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC eliciting mobs of screaming fans. For the first decade of the 2000s—after the leftovers from the ’90s faded from relevance—it seemed like the era of the boy band was over. And then a couple of lads from England—and one from Ireland—came along.

One Direction was not born organically. Each member of the fivesome auditioned for The X Factor as a solo act. Then Simon Cowell had a genius idea: Individually, they would probably generate some amount of buzz. Together, they would be unstoppable. Cowell was right. One Direction mania jumped across the pond and initiated a new era of boy band worship. This group was different from its ’90s predecessors. They were shaggy and didn’t really dance. But their fans were also different. These were kids raised by the internet, and they expressed their love for Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Niall Horan as such. Stanning for One Direction involved slash fiction and Tumblr.

But when the time came, One Direction faced an age-old boy band question: What happens when they break up? Who becomes famous? For years, the pinnacle of post–boy band success had always been Justin Timberlake, crying a river all over the radio. (He also found controversy along the way. No, we will never forgive him for throwing Janet Jackson under the bus at the Super Bowl.) But who becomes the Joey Fatone? One thing was always certain: Harry Styles was a goddamn star. Styles had always been the likeliest candidate for post-One D fame. He was the most rambunctious of the group, as at home palling around on talk shows as he was crooning on the stage.

Still, no one could have predicted what he was about to unleash. Styles, on his own, somehow surpassed the prom¬ise of his early career. The individual that emerged was like the love child of David Bowie and Stevie Nicks, all flowing blouses, wide-legged pants, and funky vibes. He occupies a space in between the masculine and the feminine and is an ally without being obnoxious about it.

When he left the womb of One Direction, his goal was to write his own material. The sound that emerged was not Timberlake’s white boy soul or the radio-ready pop of his bandmate Zayn Malik. Instead, it was a throwback hybrid of folk rock and pop—not a complete copy of an era that was not his own, but more indebted to his predecessors than his contemporaries.

The narrative around Harry Styles is that he is a Very Good Boy. It starts with his devotion to his mother, with whom he is reportedly very close. More proof of his sweet¬heart status can be found in the story about how he ended up being a polite houseguest to his friend The Late Late Show with James Corden producer Ben Winston for twenty months. As his star was rising in One Direction, he was crashing with an Orthodox Jewish family. “That period of time, he was living with us in the most mundane suburban situation,” Winston once explained. “No one ever found out, really. Even when we went out for a meal, it’s such a sweet family neighborhood, no one dreamed it was actually him. But he made our house a home. And when he moved out, we were gutted.”

It’s anecdotes like this—revealed in the singer’s first Rolling Stone cover story, written by none other than Almost Famous director Cameron Crowe—that frame Styles as a superstar who is relatively down to earth, a nice person who cares about being good to those around him. I mean, one of the songs on his recent album Fine Line is titled “Treat People with Kindness.” Styles once said: “There are others. People who are successful, and still nice. It’s when you meet the people who are successful and aren’t nice, you think: What’s yer excuse? Cos I’ve met the other sort.”

Styles gives off the impression that if you were to hang out with him you’d probably have a pretty pleasant and slightly wild time. Profiles of Styles tend to include stories about parties on beaches where nudity or clothes swapping is involved. He’s spoken about how doing mushrooms influenced his latest record, Fine Line, and once led him to bite off the tip of his tongue. But even though that detail sounds like it might belong in an outtake from a seedier history of rock ’n’ roll—think: Mötley Crüe—it’s bizarrely wholesome coming from Styles, who has gone out of his way to promote a message of inclusion.

Though he’s publicly only been linked to women, he’s never exactly declared himself straight, either, and has alluded to bisexuality in his lyrics. One time, he declared, “We’re all a little bit gay, aren’t we?” Regardless of how he himself identifies, he’s made it a mission to promote a safe-for-all environment at his shows. On one tour stop, he took note of a girl in the crowd’s sign which declared she was going to come out to her parents because of him. He asked her mom’s name, quieted the room, and shouted, “Tina, she’s gay,” triumphantly. It’s an especially welcome development for someone whose early celebrity was defined by slash fiction with which some of his bandmates were openly uncomfortable.

His style started to evolve with his own fluidity as well. He took to wearing ruffles and low-cut shirts with wide-legged trousers. The effect was circus ringmaster mixed with ’70s Laurel Canyon chic. There’s a cheekiness to the look, evidenced by photo shoots in which he affects like he just told a dirty joke. He has said he dresses this way not because he’s trying to allude to anything, just because he thinks it looks cool. And, the thing is, it does.

Harry Styles may have been made in the confines of the boy band universe, but when he struck out on his own, his message became freedom. He makes the music he wants, wears the clothes he wants, and encourages everyone around him to love who they want—even if that’s just Harry Styles.

source: Billboard.com

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