#My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding

[littletroubledgrrrl]

#my big fat american gypsy wedding #valentine's day #happy valentine's day

[ylskquevmxv]

British insight for those military men fics

Coming from a British person

Use this for your angsty british backstory

Will include:

-insight to healthcare and low income situations

- opinions on the royal family (all negative)

- british food

- talks about home life and low income

• none of them would care for the queens death. They would not be mourning, they would not be sad, they're not tories. If anything theyd be glad and wishing death upon the rest of them. The monarchy sucks the only downside is that we have Charles and camilla now. Diana rest in peace

• to add on to this they wouldnt care for the coronation they would most likely insult it, they probably hate the entire royal family like almost all of the entire uk does. I am repeating this again but they are NOT tories 🚫nuh uh🚫 stop painting, price, gaz and ghost as people who love the royals while soap hates them 💀💀 they all hate the monarchy

• they most likely wouldnt drink fancy tea Pg, Yorkshire, tetley etc are their go to because that's what most of the uk drink especially low income houses as it's the cheapest. Taste of home I guess.

• also they're not out here eating beans on toast whenever they get the chance💀 they're probably eating an entire meal because they're giant men??? Like beans on toast is what parents give to their kids because it's cheap and fills them up, the only time they're having beans is with:

1) breakfast

2) jacket potatoes

3) sasauge and mash

4) Gregg's bean and sausage pasties

• also soap probably eats beans too?? I've seen fics where hes wholeheartedly against beans like??? Hes Scottish?? I know he ate beans as a kid, no one grows up and decides to have a mohawk otherwise

• they're all meat and potatoes type of men (like all british men) that's it. That's the facts

• fries =/= chips

• also british people are like really lazy when they speak

"would you like a cup of tea?"= "fancy a cuppa?"

"I'm just not in the mood to do that" = "cant be arsed"

"How are you?" = "ya alright?"

"Should we get some Chinese/Indian/Italian/etc food?" = "you want a chinese/Indian/italian/etc?"

• we tend to just drop words off In sentences because the person were talking to probably already understands what we mean and because like I said we're lazy

• British accents also vary so much!!! Even if you're from the same street you'll probably have a different accent and we also swear a lot, we also use a bunch of mixed slang as thete are people from everywhere over here (poland, Bulgaria, Romania, Lithuania, india named from just my class)

• Irish travellers are also really common so their would probably be a few in recruitment  idk why people dont add Irish people to their fics ?? maybe they fear putting Scotts and irish people together (watch big fat gypsy wedding for more insight I used to love that show)

• Aussies understand us pretty well (shout out to my uncle Andy) a lot of our language dialects are pretty similar and our humour is both pretty dry and blunt

• also British people dont care for like anything?? Even tho we have free healthcare most of us just slap a wet paper towel on it and call it a day. The most reaction you'll get is a room temperature ice pack

• british teeth are also something that Americans dont really understand since we have free healthcare but I'll they to simplify it. our Healthcare is free and so is dental care but only if you're younger than 16 except for check ups etc and unfortunately alot of us are born into low income households whose parents are a)mentally unwell b) physically unwell c) involved with drugs or are just simply neglectful so that means a lot of us arent taken to the dentist and by the time we are old enough to take ourselves we would have to pay for it and some of us just dont have the money for things like braces

• also I really want to see someone include chavs/roadmen in their stories because i think it would be funny plus some of them are really nice and genuinely curious when asking

• there are things called council houses/ council estates and they arent the nicest places to live and are usually not in the best shape but it's a place to sleep, most of the people who live there are usually people who live on benefits and are really lovely (might be biased I used to live in one tho), you usually have to top up on gas and electric every so often via a card (gas) and a key (for electric) usually able to get these topped up from you local corner shop

• alot of the nosies we make are as if we're cave men

*throws paper ball into trash*

Anyone in a 5mile radius: WOOOOO

• we also make up chants alot?? Idk why but we're just a musical country usually has something about your mum, your nan, a nonce, or one of the many other british wonders *nonce = pedo

• our beauty standards are a lot less extreme like theres obviously beauty standards but there are a lot more regular looking people on tv over here rather than supermodels ?? I've been to America and some of the people on tv you'd swear they were made in a factory for hot people only. Let people be regular

• British tv has a commercial every 15 minutes or so and our commercials dont offer lawyers or medication, some our commercials have songs, silly gags in them or are terrifying (check out: money supermarket, the antibiotic song, the meerkat adverts just to name a few)

• our eggs are orange not yellow

•our sandwiches have butter on them (not all but most) + brits arent much of foodies we just eat to survive really especially during the cost of living

• our drinking culture is a big thing over here, a lot of us start drinking around 13

• we have stores like asda, tesco, lidl, aldi, iceland, sainsburys and big Tesco, corner shops are really common depending on if they're owned by a large company or not some of them arent in perfect shape and are run my people from other countries but they have good stuff so who cares about how they look

• you have to be 16 to buy an energy drink and 18 to buy alcohol/ cigarettes

• outside cats are a thing, they're not homeless they just come as they go

• for some reason people are really classist?? Because how dare the poor be alive, and I'm not talking about just rich people being bad to the poor if you have bad living conditions expect to be made fun of by other low income people 💀 you'll be lucky if yoire funny because otherwise you will just be getting bullied.

•our weather is pretty much grey, our grass is almost never fully green and usually patchy, our summers are so hot they cause wild fires because we have no humidity and no air con, our winters are a hit or miss either too cold or a regular day

• tv shows that most of us call soaps: eastenders, coronation street, emmadale and hollyoaks

• some uk shows, naked attraction, snog marry avoid, friday night dinner, bad education, plebs, come dine with me, him & her, some girls, the Keith lemon show, gavin and stacey, not british but Derry girls, inbetweeners, anything with philomena cunk in it, the great british bake off

• Some documentaries (ish) for those who love information: old people homes for four year old, emergency, educating greater Manchester, educating Cardiff, poor kids, anything with stacey Dooley or louis theroux in

• it's kinda hard to describe the uk to someone whose never witnessed or experienced it.

#simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #gaz x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x reader #soap x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #john mactavish x reader #simon riley x reader #big beefy british military men #call of duty x reader #cod x reader

[thatbitchsimone]

can you recommend some trashy and entertaining and funny tv shows please

when u say trashy shows i think of reality shows and when it comes to reality shows i say the trashier the better so stuff like 90 day fiance, my big fat american gypsy wedding, love after lockup and 1000 lb sisters

[cherienymphe]

do you have any favorite TLC shows? like sister wives , 90 day fiancé or john and Kate plus 8 ????

Not currently. I used to be obsessed with say yes to the dress and that makeover show that I can't remember the name of. Also my big fat American gypsy wedding, sex sent me to the ER, and I didn't know I was pregnant

#asks

[silkscream]

what is your opinion on duct tape wallets, cheeta print, and my big fat american gypsy wedding on tlc

tacky / tacky / never seen it but probably tacky and exploitative somehow

#asks #hi ginger

[queenmunsonquinn]

I don’t know how I never noticed that this was the same person!

#priscilla kelly #my mind is so blown right now #wwe #mae young classic #my big fat american gypsy wedding

[niakila]

Real question

Who are the people in the show “My Big Fat American G*psy Wedding”? I know that the g-word is a slur so why are they describing themselves that way? Is it like saying nigga? Or are they not actually that ethnicity? Please if like some information about this I’m very confused

#tlc #my big fat american gypsy wedding #what

[glacialwater]

I’m watching my big fat gypsy wedding and the tailor made the little girl a dress for her baptism and she said she added “an off-the-shoulder for a sexy element” sexy?! BITCH SHE IS 6!!!!

#my big fat american gypsy wedding #my big fat gypsy wedding #tlc #BROOOO

[sikeduck]

Cinematic parallels: Diana Prince pushes Bruce Wayne in Justice League (2017) | Diamond pushes Mellie in My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (2012)

#cinematic parallels #justice league #wonder woman #ww #batman #diana prince #bruce wayne #superhero #superheroes #my big fat american gypsy wedding #mbfagw #reality show #tv show #show #tv #movie #film #meme #diamond #mellie #the flash #barry allen

[mishas-sims]

Omg I'm watching my big fat American gypsy wedding and they had the music from the sims 3 in the background 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#sims #my big fat American gypsy wedding #the sims 3

[littletroubledgrrrl]

#my big fat american gypsy wedding #valentine's day #happy valentine's day

[moved3677]

Like for a Halloween themed starter <3

Length with vary. Pls specify muse!!

#probably gonna be smol starters #im watching my big fat american gypsy wedding with my mo. #mom*

[allamericanbcya]

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#I found my childhood best friend’s episode of my big fat american gypsy wedding #I know too many people who’ve been on TLC

[chloeisromanian]

It's like don't fucking go there if u don't know how to act or I'll beat your fucking face in srsly my big fat American gypsy wedding Neddy's like

[debbiechanclub]

Every time I see Priscilla Kelly I can't help but think about how she started out on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.

#priscilla kelly

[dragynkeep]

Can we talk about cultural appropriation (read: parodization) of traveller culture through shows like “My Big Fat American G*psy Wedding?” Like... they remind me of white people who say they’re “descended from an Indian Princess”

YES WE CAN. i hate my big fat gypsy wedding, both iterations of it & all it does is just further the bias against traveller peoples in these communities. the dress designer in liverpool is a distant family friend & she has been such a good ally for our community but she can’t be the only one. our lifestyle is not some “ nomadic dream ” of shedding off society & living free. our lifestyle is getting ready to run back into a caravan at break neck speed because you’ll be arrested for “ loitering ” or being illegally parked somewhere, even for a break. it’s bailiffs & police terrifying pavee children & abusing our women, arresting our men. it’s having to choose between being a part of your culture or being given human fucking rights like a place to live, like education, job prospects.

fuck anyone who says pavee don’t go through shit. who say that we don’t face systemic racism BITCH MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN THAT SHIT. that’s ignoring the shit my family gets for being part jewish, going to walk my dogs & seeing fucking swastikas spray painted onto walls, dealing with antisemitism in our own government ! if these clowns wanna “ enjoy gypsy culture ” then step the fuck up & support pavee people, not just roma bc your favourite disney movie is the hunchback of notre dame. & actually drop dead if you think we’re just “ inbred white people ” like if you knew anything about the forced sterilization & cousin marriage in my culture these clowns would keep their fucking musty racist ass mouths SHUT.

#owl.txt #answered #g slur / #racists just die @ this point DSJKDJSD #& whoever the fuck greenlit my big fat gypsy wedding #Anonymous