had to share this little exchange which will make me smile eternally
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‘What a company I ended up with,’ Geralt continued, shaking his head. ‘Brothers in arms! A team of heroes! What have I done to deserve it? A poetaster with a lute. A king who abdicated to elope with the very same poetaster. A wild and lippy half-dryad, half-woman. A vampire, who’s about to notch up his fifth century. And a bloody Nilfgaardian who insists he isn’t a Nilfgaardian.’
‘And leading the party is the Witcher, who suffers from pangs of conscience, impotence and the inability to take decisions,’ Regis finished calmly. ‘I suggest we travel incognito, to avoid arousing suspicion.’
‘Or raising a laugh,’ Milva added.
'Also, I was a prince when I eloped.' Radovid added, quite primly.
'You're a king??' Cahir shouted, distraught.
― edited quote from Andrzej Sapkowski, Baptism of Fire
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nvm that post with the shoes was made by AI
but the plus side is AI art cannot be copyrighted as it wasn’t made by human hands, so i Will be using that as free real estate for my artwork thank you :)
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Everyone’s always talking about how they want to torture Sam and keep him tied up and fuck him nasty style, but when I, Lucifer-
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uh oh dude!!! looks like your cellphone just got the fecto virus o_O
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i’m so glad i’m getting titles ike
“the ccino fanatic” and “that ccino artist”…….
bwahaha more people are seeing the boy and i’m delighted
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(Takes all existing drow lore from dnd/pf and rubs my gross little hands all over it, smudging it and making it completely illegible) (..my city now)
Anyways a neutral aligned drow society, while still a matriarchy, isnt just about gaslight gatekeep girlbossing.
Poisons are still like...part of their tool kits but theyre also skilled at producing antivenoms and medicines!
Evil drow do exist, but tend to be old money crusty old fucks from rich families with power, but no one single citizen of the drow cities are like...more or less likely to be evil than their surface cousins.
Mushrooms. So many cool glowing mushrooms. Spiders can also stay because i like spiders. I love spiders.
Also, transfem and gnc drow are seen as a blessing!
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SO I heard that they got rid of the option to save the dog in the remake and after wailing for a few minutes I promptly started drawing what happened after the og game (in my brain)
Edit 3/24/23; HEWIE IS SAFE IM CRYING FROM JOY
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HAPPY PRIDE FROM THE KOS CAST!!
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