#My crazy Teacher

[nem0-nee]

“It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." - Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince

One doesn't consider the loneliness such fear brings. What use is all the power in the world when you're lonely at the top?

#twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #twst malleus #twst fanart #my art heh #!!! incoming ramble !!! #english lit. really changes you as a person... #the excerpt our teacher gave us of 'the prince' had such a grip on me #i may be going just a little crazy ;^))

[mmyashas]

wow wouldnt it be crazy if we were all on a severely ominous poster at the fed offices

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp cellbit #qsmp bagi #qsmp jaiden #qsmp ironmouse #qsmp arin #qsmp elquackity #qsmp etoiles #qsmp baghera #wait lol i just realized its two language speskers from each group thats funyn #mmyashas art #posting this in the middle of class like wow thats crazy i hope my teacher doesnt see my phone #anyways twas a good orsctice just for faces. Idk #also these r all from memoru

[bakubunny]

i have a theory (and hear me out on this one)

if there’s anyone from class 1a who will replace aizawa when he retires from teaching, it’s gonna be retired/working pro!bakugo.

furthermore, i wouldn’t be surprised if aizawa sought bakugo out upon his impending retirement at ua so he could mentor him into the role.

bakugo’s got the same vibes, just… louder. he doesn’t really like social interaction that much, but he’s older and sociable enough. he’s hard as hell on the next generation of top heroes because if there’s anyone who knows that’s exactly what they need, it’s him, and it’s clear throughout canon that aizawa carries that same value. and just like aizawa, bakugo does it out of love for his students. he’s a lot softer and more compassionate than he lets on, and thanks to his time as a hero (and frankly, deku and a lot of therapy), he’s learned how and when to express it more effectively so his students know he cares no matter how hard he is on them.

he’s not perfect, especially in the beginning. and there are many days he questions if he’s really cut out for a job like this - if he’s a good enough hero to be one of the few to usher in the next generation time and again - but he sticks to it because he’s dedicated and will finish what he starts. as the years roll on, he eventually realizes that aizawa was one hell of a lot smarter in asking bakugo to take his place than he ever would have thought. and he thanks him for it.

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#eta: everyone is gonna think aizawa is crazy in asking him except maybe yamada and question his judgement #eta: he’d be the person who pushes him to it even if everyone else disagrees but they see aizawa was right over time #maybe it’s the teacher in me #sometimes i just know it when i see it #and i think aizawa would hold the same sentiment #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #boku no hero #aizawa shouta #aizawa shota #aizawa sensei #aizawa #bakugou katsuki #bakugou #bakugo #bakugo katsuki #aged up characters #bakubunny

[turrondeluxe]

How old do you think the turtle tots are in the comics/art you've shown? (like, roughly, how it's their development)

will probably be a bit long because of pics so!

^ a few weeks after being mutated (basically still newborns, very small)

^ Around 6-7 months! Can be seen crawling around the house

^ Roughly around 8 months old (already starting to string together syllables)

^ Around 3 years old! (Yi is VERY smart for her age)

^ Around 4 years old!

^ extra silly fun fact! they started purring being only a few days old!

#THESE MIGHT NOT LOOK MUCH DIFFERENT FOR YOU GUYS BUT LITTLE KIDS DO SO MUCH PROGRESS AND #GROWING UP IN SUCH LITTLE TIME OK. THESE LITTLE MONTH DIFFERENCES MEAN A LOT. #especially when we are talking about like the start of crawling walking and the start of them doing chirps squeaks and sounds that lead to #actual words #ofc by chirp and squeaks im specifically talking about turtle tots lmao #please dont spect your actual kids to do chirps or smt hahsagh #kids developing is truly crazy dude!! they be going!!!!!! #just realized i have yet to draw them older asjhfjs maybe soon #baby turtles are still so fun to draw! fun shaped!!!! #miguel ohara jumpscare because i just realized thats the only purring tot ive drawn until now lol #i think my friend who is a preschool teacher would be very proud of me because of this post HWHEH #ask #peepaw and babies au #i really need to answer more of the peepaw asks i love peepaw asks :']

[lightningmickqueen]

max verstappen is one (1) interaction with charles leclerc away from kelly piquet needing to post an instagram story statement about the status of their relationship

#am assuming the statement will be released post-jeddah for obvious legal reasons #BUT WHO KNOWS WITH THIS #let me be delusional it’s 2am but truly what have these 2 (especially max) been smoking #f1 #lestappen #they’re fucking crazy there’s so much UST #it’s like my year 7 science teacher and Latin teacher who had an affair #they ended up getting married tho…. #rach posts #oracle of delphi

[sketch-twentytwo]

This man has a PhD.

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I honestly love how unhinged this man is in the movie. He casually strolls into Jerome Horwitz Elementary, gets a job, immediately clocks Melvin as a suck up teacher's pet, then reveals his evil motive to a classroom of children. He carries around a portable cage in his pocket. He refused the Nobel prize because he was slighted (fair tbh). His first thought when seeing a man-shaped hole in the principle's office was that he'd found the right batshit insane place to use as cover.

What an iconic little maniac. He deserves a spin-off.

#captain underpants #professor poopypants #george beard #melvin sneedly #harold hutchins #benjamin krupp #principle krupp #we stan a short king #I wish there was a CU animated series where he just sticks around as the science teacher #If I can get that far into Redux he's definitely going to be a side character that the boys either have to thwart or employ in their scheme #I kinda prefer Pilkey Krupp’s design over my other version #Might return to it #(no you aren't going crazy--I do keep going back and editing the image due to mistakes I've realized after posting AGHAHS DGKJHASDFKJH)

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

he existed for literally 3 seconds years ago and yet i still think about him

#more ricks with long hair pls pls pls pretty please #i am so predictable but like how can you not go crazy and feral over them #like you can't tell me that teacher rick and c137 circa his 30s aren't absolutely slaying like c'mon #rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick and morty season 5 #rickmurai jack #old man brainrot #rnm #r&m #rick & morty #rickfucker #rick fucker #my nonsense

[willowser]

the idea of ua teacher bakugou honestly makes me so sad, because you have to consider the possibility of him not making it to the end as a hero which !! is heart-breaking !!

but at the same time — there is something really cathartic i think about him growing up and growing out of measuring his worth by being number one, by being the best. and i like to think of him as a grumpy professor !! a bit like aizawa !! or him keeping a close eye on the shy, quiet students, watching out for them and always there to bully them (affectionate) along their path . or for him to be an all might to someone, a young kid that looked up to dynamight in his hay-day, now getting to follow directly under his lead.

#so sweet 🥺 #i think he'd be a good teacher #he's learned so much already from his relationship with deku #going from a lil bully to realizing his mistakes #to knowing you have to work as a team with your other heroes and that you cant do it all on your own #that being number one isnt everything #that you'll never grow if you think you're too good to learn from anyone else #i think his relationship with aizawa and jeanist would really help him in that aspect #and whenever he does something cool with his quirk all his students get all crazy excited and it makes him all 😏😏😏😏😎 #still makes him feel good lol #also bakugou in his unbuttoned white shirt with a loose tie and some glasses sitting in the teacher's lounge #coming up on him by surprise PHEW #HELLO SIR #okay bye #maybe will write something for him one day #blast from the past: hiatus q #edit to say: i wrote this in january and just found it in my drafts 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[cuntstable]

MARCIE LAIOS BESTFRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#SNIFF…… their whole deal is so crazy to me. best friends teacher and student unrequited Something huge loud dog and neurotic bunny animal #inlaws Haha marcille youre fucking my sister! etc etc etc….. so smiles. #but more than anythang its besties. smiles #dungeon meshi

[wofworld]

thinking about how harrow insisted that she can only share the ninth house’s secret with gideon if they are submerged in salt water. thinking about nona’s love of the ocean and about alecto being called a ‘saltwater creature’ on two (??) different occasions. also thinking about alecto’s favor to anastasia and the irony of the saltwater pool tradition being passed down through so many generations- but only on the ninth and with no real concept of where it started…

#you see where i’m going with this #i haven’t finished nona yet. sigh. but i don’t think there’s anything to disprove this in the rest of the book #if the earth’s soul gave john necromancy then why shouldn’t she be able to take it away? at least in some sort of conditions #like say..saltwater #anyways this could just be total bullshit but i feel like there’s too many coincidences for it not to tie up somehow #maybe necromancy is less effective in the water or the water drains thanergy or something idk #forgot to mention that teacher who is a lyctor’s creation fears the ocean surrounding canaan house #he shows sympathy for alecto though? he calls her a ‘poor child’ #anyways that’s a conversation for another time #tamsyn you crazy freak. why did you need to make the river be freshwater. why can’t my posts make sense? #tlt posting #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth #ntn #tlt theories #tlt meta #alecto #nona #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #fluff’s fandom thoughts #fluff rants #the locked tomb triology #the locked tomb series #locked tomb #trending topic

[chosisbox]

Watched JJK0 again and the Teacher AU is my way to cope

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #satoru gojo #getou suguru #geto fanart #gojo fanart #satosugu #teacher au #anime fanart #clip studio paint #digital fanart #sketch #art #fanart #my beloved #the ways in which you talk to me #had me wishin I were gone #totally not crazy about them #chosie art

[spanishinfluenza]

The knife shakes. The air throbs with the blood.

"God, help me."

A Rope In Hand

#carlisle cullen #carlesme #twilight fanfiction #twilight fanart #my Rope Carlisle #do not look at him too hard you will see his weird gerbil mouth #truly idk how he managed to have such a swollen cheek but im past the point of being willing to fix it #this is my baby mannn #he is a cutie i cant lie #and ofc he must be accompanied by a scene from Rope that you wont get for a good while from now #im sorry i keep doing this #whilst not updating #i am also writing Chapter 12 #writing is just a lot more brain intensive than drawing and my teacher training is wiping it all out of me #there is a non bloodied version of this too #should yall want to see him without crazy lighting or blood #he looked less gerbilly before i added the blood #idk what that says about him or gerbils #ugh #Carlisle is so slutty for looking like this #esme is minding her business and the hotty with the merc and the kids is looking at her LIKE THIS #i would not recover #also dont look too hard at the lighting Story and I had to debate which direction it was coming from lol

[yea-baiyi]

tgcf makes the argument that as a crazy devoted stan you might actually know your idol better than their actual friends do

#controversial post #hualian #tgcf #this is all about my kpop idol au but also i saw someone make a point on twt #how hua cheng spent much less time with xie lian than fengqing or lqq #yet hua cheng undoubtedly knows his true character much better #and i guess the book’s point is that. #as a devotee (or crazy stan) when your admiration is completely one sided you do pay more attention to the other person #rather than just knowing them in relation to yourself. whether as a teacher a friend a mentor #hua cheng uses his parasocial powers for good ultimately

[ughgoaway]

Hello I've been sending you a few asks recently so I've decided to be 🎄 anon 🙂

Anyway I was thinking about how Matty would be when teacher is pregnant. Obviously she works full time so he probably can't keep an eye on her as much as he'd like to, and I bet in those early months she comes home from work absolutely exhausted and just wants to lie on the sofa all the time 😴😴

🎄

hi!!! thank you so much for sending asks, 🎄 is yours now!! :))))

as soon as matty finds out you're pregnant, he is treating you like you're made of glass. if you want absolutely anything, he's getting it for you.

"matty. I can get my own cup of tea!! the baby is only the size of a pea right now, I am still allowed to do things, " you say as matty takes the kettle out of your hand and ushers you back to the sofa.

"Ah ah ah. they might be the size of a pea, but they're our pea, and you need to relax and keep them safe. just sit and let me take care of you both sweetheart, it's my job as dad anyway"

I think that you get pretty bad morning sickness the first trimester, and matty fucking hates it. he always sits with you, rubs your back and holds your hair. he makes you herbal tea to try and settle your stomach but nothing works. its just something that happens, but he can't help but feel so awful for you, and kind of guilty it's his baby causing all the sickness.

I imagine he talks to the bump about it after one particularly bad morning, "Hey, little pea, can you please stop making your mum so sick? she's just trying to keep you growing, and it's very difficult when she can't keep anything down. " You laugh at him and stroke his hair.

"matty I don't think they get to choose if I'm sick or not" you giggle as he rests his head next to your bump and continues to try and convince your baby to stop making you sick.

if you have a craving, he's getting it. the first few months all you wanted was crackers, they were all you could stomach so you just ate them endlessly. within a week of you telling matty, he had organised a massive shipment to be delivered to the house, "so you can always have something to eat my love"

you're definitely right with being exhausted in those first few months too, working with kids all day is already tiring - let alone when you're growing a baby at the same time.

I can see you getting home and immediately passing out on the sofa, just fucking knackered 24/7. matty catches on soon enough and starts setting up blankets and pillows for you. basically creating a cocoon for you to rest in.

the fact that he can't follow you around all the time and make sure you're okay is killing him, so he'll do whatever he can.

so if he can't wrap you in cotton wool for 9 months, he'll just wrap you in blankets when you need a nap instead.

he sleeps with you when you ask, spooning you and holding your bump. even when there isn't really a bump yet.

"matty, why are you holding my stomach?" You groggily ask as he lies behind you.

"I wanna hold them!" he defends, rubbing his hands over your non-existent bump.

"There's nothing there yet. They are barely a baby at this point," you say with a smile on your face. his love for this baby was the only thing getting you through these early months, obviously you were over the moon to be pregnant but fucking hell it was hard.

"they're still in there. They've got to get to know their dad early"

Annie also joins you for a nap sometimes. She is normally full of energy after school, but every once in a while, she comes home with heavy eyes and is clearly exhausted.

Annie sees you lie down and comes up to the sofa, gently patting your shoulder to get your attention.

you open your eyes and softly smile at her, "You okay, sweet girl?" You say with a yawn, Annie rubs at her eyes with closed fists and nods slowly.

"Can I cuddle with you y/n? I don't have a baby in my tummy, but I'm really sleepy too, " Annie says shyly, fiddling with the corner of the blanket matty had draped over you.

you pull back the blanket and shuffle back on the sofa, patting the spot in front of you and saying, "Of course angel, jump up and cuddle with me. it would make me feel so much better"

Annie grins and slides into the spot you created for her, and you wrap her up in your arms, tossing the blanket over the two of you.

quickly, you both fall asleep. Soft snores from Annie caught mattys attention as he came in from the kitchen.

walking in and seeing you and annie curled up together, and knowing you were also pregnant was something he would never forget. this was his dream for so many years, and it's finally real and happening. the years of delusions had paid off. his little family was growing, and saying he was giddy was an understatement.

his daughter was always the most important thing in his life, and now he has 3 people that he would die for.

he never thought he'd get a chance at this again. he thought that once he decided to be a dad, that was it for him. no more grand romances, no more falling in love. it was just him and annie, and he was okay with that.

but when he met you, it all changed. he used to dream of you just talking to him, giving him any sort of attention. he could have never imagined that one day you would be dating him, pregnant with his child and be completely in love with his daughter.

he takes a photo of you and sets it as his background, and it stays that way until 9 months later. it finally changed when he snaps the first picture of the 3 of you in the hospital bed, with Annie's new baby brother in her arms and you watching over them with a soft smile on your face.

#omg having emoji anons makes me feel like a real blog... this is crazy #welcome my love!! thank you for sending me all your amazing ideas <3333 #now did i do them justice?? hmm... that is unknown bc i hate my own writing and can never tell <3 #but we move!!! #overprotective matty my beloved <3333 #🎄 anon #anon! #teacher au!

[rainofthetwilight]

Ninjago, but as things my Classmates/People at my school said

(roughly translated huhuhu :"D)

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Lloyd: How much does a dog cost?

Cole: I think uhh...90 dollars.

Kai: Nah, you should get Jay instead, for free.

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Jay: Hey, what is something you're shy of, but eat?

Cole: What?

Jay: A bride. Because you get shy of her and then ea-

Cole: OKAY STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THAT'S ENOUGH.

- Zane: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PIG MEANS???

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Kai, tired as fuck: Are you a cow or are you reading?

Nya, also tired: I'm a cow- READING. I'm READING.

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Cole: You mean that girl who's face was shaped like a concave?

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Lloyd, trying to get the Starferer website to work: WHY ISN'T THIS THING WORKING. GET PIXAL.

Jay: *Runs out of the room like his life depended on it*

Pixal: What, what is it?

Lloyd: Look, so I tried getting this thing too work too many times and it just wouldn't-

Pixal: *Literally just clicks on a fucking button*

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Sora: Oh shit.

Lloyd: Oh shit for real.

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look, id have alot more with how unhinged my school is but my memory is like "NO"

soo..part 1 maybe?? if i even remember lmao (or if i get more legendary words)

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago incorrect quotes #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago nya #ninjago zane #ninjago sora #lloyd garmadon #levi's shitposts #levi's incorrect quotes #<- new tag??? #adhd loves attacking my memory #honestly all of these r like. my classmates #n either our teacher(s) and/or another student #i love my class bc theyre as crazy as i am lmaoo (even tho i dont show it much bc of my social anxiety) #theyre all class clowns #except that one boy who no one knows his voice bc of how silent he is #*looks at my middle school self* same buddy. same

[thepunkmuppet]

I don’t think I ever actually said this on here, basically for one of my mock english gcse exams for the “write a story” section I wrote a time travel / somewhere else jonmartin fic. literally. the prompt was “something surprising” I think, and I just went well. waking up in an alternate universe would be pretty damn surprising. and it was just jon waking up in bed with no scars and no eyepocalypse and going “wHEre’S mArTiN” and I got a grade 9 (A**). so yeah that happened

#I literally had no fucking clue what I was doing and I thought it was absolute ass but yeah the teachers ate that shit up #I guess because it didn’t make sense without the context?? so there was a lot of mystery?? idk man it was crazy #the one I did for my actual final exam was literally just how to train your dragon but with a griffin or a hippogriff or something #no point wasting your time being original for a gcse english language exam lmao #I got a 9 in the end btw so 👍 #jonmartin #jmart #teaholding #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the magnus archives #tma