#My dear goblin

[hotluncheddie]

bet.

for the october @steddiemicrofic prompt 'suck' ! happy halloween !!

wc: 480 | rated: T | cw: none | tags: bestie robin, chubby steve, horny eddie

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‘bet you can’t keep your hands off him for the whole party.’ robin stares eddie down from across the sofa.

‘what? on Halloween? is that how you think of me bobbie? i’m wounded’ eddie watches steve’s ass as he walks to the kitchen.

robin throws popcorn at him ‘eddie. the only reason you're not still sitting in his lap is because i asked him to get more soda.. literally a second ago.’ 

‘and you were so mean for that.’ eddie folds his arms, eyes flicking between robin and steve at the fridge. robin is scowling.. ‘fine. your bet, what’s the stakes?’

robins scowl drops and she sighs 'i need steve to wingman. the new girl from work is bringing her roommate and it’s been hinted her favourite colour is violet and i need this eddie, like, seriously.’ 

eddie softens. ’it would be homophobic of me to take that away from you.’ poking her with his socked toe. ‘do i get anything? for keeping my hands off?’

‘24 hours. i have a project due but no time till the day before. apartment will be yours. you two can do what you want.. my rooms off limits.’ 

‘you, miss robin buckly, have a deal.’ 

—

‘you, are an evil witch robin buckley’

‘oh, get over it!’ robin huffs, tipsy.

‘how could you do this to me! on halloween!’ eddie pouts.

‘suck it up buttercup. just remember what’s at stake.’ 

‘ughhhh’ 

‘yeah because i’m so sorry i convinced steve to pick that costume. even though he had to buy it, so it’s his, forever.’ 

‘…did i ever tell you you’re the light of my life?’

robin flicks him on the forehead and walks back over to steve and the girl.

eddie tracks her. resigned to sulking. 

and blue balls.

because steve is in a sailor uniform, but this one is off-white with black accents, complementing his tan. the trousers are long, wide in the leg and tight in the ass. cupping around the curve of it, like eddie wishes he was, right now. the hat on his head is at an angle and pushes his hair down, so it frames his rosy cheeks, and pretty smile.

and the top. oh! the top. the flap collar frames broad shoulders and deep v exposes chest hair. it ends at his hipline and flowed nicely but steve’s had a few beers. bloated, his belly has started filling in the front, started pulling around his love handles. the outline of his soft, wide belly button is just visible.

‘just one night.’ eddie mumbles to himself, leaning against a wall. ‘then 24 uninterrupted hours.’

steve readjusts the waistband of his trousers, hiking them a little higher. eddie sees how the movement makes his belly jiggle. 

sliding slowly down the wall and into a heap on the floor; eddie bites his fist and allows himself one tiny, tortured little whimper.  

#ahoy ;) #steve thinks the bet is very funny #hotlunch #steddie #steddiemicrofic #steddiemicroficoctober #chubby steve harrington #goblin eddie munson #eddie’s dressed as dracula if u care #my fic #a belly pushing agains a sailor shirt is something so so dear to me #if anyone wants to be a freak and agree with me pls tell me in an ask #robin is indiana jones #she gets the girl <3

[gay-little-izzet]

Can you please make images of your OCs interacting with Jace Beleren? Everytime I see him put in a situation he spins a little faster in my brain.

Tbh I haven’t actually thought about how they’d interact with him! My Ravnican characters certainly have some ideas though, so here’s a bit of that 😅

Technically Jace isn’t in this one but. He’s referenced.

Omni has never met Jace, but he’s got a few long term seduction plans (he’s a bit smoother than the above image implies)

Maybe not exactly what you were asking for, but it was fun to draw ☺️

#asks #my ocs #jace beleren #mtg fanart #my friends oc is also featured here #she’s the rakdos lady holding up my dear goblin Yaeryl

[lil-vibes]

hc that chuuya used dazai's lit cigarette to light up his own ONE (1) time and dazai had such a violent, homosexual internal reaction from the proximity that he stopped smoking right after that

#he was shell shocked #absolutely Stuned and Speechless #ango and oda never heard the end of it #dazai fell first fight me #hes so embarrassing actually good lord #'odasaku you would NOT believe how that little goblin tried to kill me today !!!! i think im having an ongoing heart attack' #and oda just sighs like 'was he close to your face again?' and down bad 15/16!dazai was like 'YES !! see you get it!! its a murder attemt!' #mm cringefail teen skk are so near and dear to me #bsd #skk #personal hc #my hcs #dazai

[pants-magic-pants]

...a voyeur, are you?

#labyrinth #jareth cosplay #jareth the goblin king #I have trouble calling myself sexy but um #the jury has spoken #Coat is literally sliding off my back dear god #Sexy jareth #now a tag coming to you!

[jeeaark]

You genuinely seem like a very funny person and im sure ur a delight to be friends with. Like. Genuinely you seem like an all around cool person and I hope ur day is great! (Also Greygold lives in my head rent free)

I'll be honest, as an absolute gutter goblin, my knee-jerk reaction is to make a dumb joke of denying my delightful friendship capability.

But, you know what? Sometimes you gotta stomp out that self-fault-finding habit and ego-maniacally graciously go 'Fuck yeah, I AM a delight to be friends with'

So. Thank you amazing anon, you're too kind! I hope your day is EVEN MORE GREAT as well!

#and when the stars align (or when baldur's gate 3 happens) I have my moments at being funny aye! #Sometimes I gotta remind myself that it is both more fun and healthier to feast on kind compliments than to think oneself undeserving of it #Genuinely I will be holding these kinds words near and dear to my lil gutter goblin heart thank you #and I'm glad Greygold has a free place to live in ahaha!

[reyshepherd]

Spider-Man: Welcome Home (concept)

#welcome home #art #my art #wally darling #doddle #clownillustrations #drawing #alternate universe #sally starlet #poppy partridge #frank frankly #eddie dear #julie joyful #barnaby b beagle #howdy pillar #spiderman #green goblin #Mysterio

[thefreakandthehair]

I had a funny thought about those joke posters people put up, like “have you seen my cat? He’s not missing I just think you should see him” but Eddie does that with Steve and is like “have you seen this man? Now you have, he’s beautiful and I love him” and it’s hilarious because Steve sees it and yells at Eddie for making people think he was missing (which just makes it even funnier for Eddie let’s be real)

yes yes yes!! Eddie is a chaos goblin and he lives for this!

Dustin sees one on a telephone pole and doesn’t read it all the way through before radioing in a Code Red! and Steve overhears it, of course, and shoots Eddie the funniest, bitchiest glare while confirming he is, indeed, alive and easily found at home. he never breaks his stare, even when Eddie falls off the couch, hair falling over his face, in complete hysterics. and thank God Eddie can’t see the almost imperceptible smile of Steve’s from that position— Steve would never hear the end of it.

#this is a good one!! chaos goblin!Eddie is so near and dear to my heart! #that boy is a MENACE and no one can tell me otherwise #and Steve? yeah he’s annoyed that these posters are all over the place now #but how can he stay mad at that laugh?! #steddie #headcanons #asks

[tadpolejourney]

Day 14

Another short day of travel.

My dream visitor decided to grace me with his presence again last night. Praising me for eating tadpoles and dividing my camp in half after we'd finally started to build a workable group rapport. At least Lae'zel and Shadowheart are unironically on the same side. Otherwise there would have been guaranteed bloodshed.

I ask who it is (I really need to start saying it, not he, this is not a person), and it says it's an adventurer just like me. Obvious lie. My parasite is unusual and can't be removed, and in fact any attempt to remove it will kill me. Maybe it just doesn't want me to seek a cure. It says it is infected and wants to be free of the tadpole just like me. That is unsubstantiated. It claims it doesn't know what the source of the tadpole's magic is, even though it is also claiming to be so uniquely powerful it can protect my magical tadpole from transforming. Now we have contradictions and overwhelmingly more questions than answers, a manipulative tactic also known as flooding. Then it tells me that actually it stole the power from someone and they want it back. Now it's just admitted to being a fucking villain and lying to my face, which means it thinks I am unintelligent. I can come up with counterarguments and reasons to distrust for every single thing this entity says. I have zero tangible truths, and I have no substantial evidence that anything it says is true. Other than my companions and I still being alive and not mindflayers or under the Absolute's influence (which is where the dilemma truly lies). There's something off about how it talks. Not only is it not a real person, it lacks human emotion entirely. It's treating me like I'm stupid. I don't trust it. At all. But I'm definitely not letting it know that. That's the only card I have right now, feigning naivety. It's my most worn out card because it's my best played. As long as I still have that card in play, even if it is my only card, I've always been fine in the end. I will share my thoughts with my companions though. They have a right to know my suspicions and the reasons for them. Plus I really value their perspectives on things. They all have such distinct ontologies.

With doubts about the guardian I'm also having doubts about the tadpoles I consumed. Maybe I really will lose parts of myself that I'll never get back, even if I manage to be cured. Maybe that made me too illithid and now I can't be cured at all. Maybe it will make me illithid soon or eventually. If so, I've doomed Astarion and Gale as well. Fuck.

Gale needs another artifact. I went to check the chest for all our spares, and they were gone. Astarion sold them because he 'thought Gale was better'. Just when I was starting to think better of him too. Un-fucking-believable. As it stands I would have to take something off a companion or myself. I told Gale that was unacceptable, and I needed him to hang in there just for today. He emphasized he can't wait much longer. We'll procure one tomorrow, easily. He can stay in camp and rest for once if need be.

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#pure headcanon because of course I saved items for my dear wizard #also astarion would #I needed to do lots of long rests in a row for story content after the goblin camp and this is my attempt to make that more interesting #baldur's gate tav #bg3 tav #baldur's gate oc #baldurs gate tav #baldur's gate iii #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale

[treasure-goblin]

@autism-criminal some art for you!

It's us!

#deary!!<3 #goblin's art #cal's art #my dear brother <3

[feral-ass-raccoon]

when i tell you the amount of pure joy i feel when i see that a mutual has responded (whether it be an IRL Moot or a fellow "Bullying Morro On The Internet + Morro Himself" crew) or otherwise interacted with me just. does not do it credit

like i get so much fuckig dopamine when i see that a moot has responded via reblog and i can Interact With Them holy shit

will we ever know anything about each other past Tumblr names and pronouns? no.

but oh my fucking god if i do not cherish each and every one of the stupid and/or bizzarely deep conversations i have with these people.

#my little goblin brain who hoards anything even remotely close to a friendship goes fucking nuts #i will visibly grin i love it. so much. #i know nothing about these people but kill me now if i do not enjoy our interactions #i am so sorry it is 4 am and i am Emotion #please ignore me. #this is sleep deprived me having joy in internet interactions and i. do Not understand but i will let myself rant this once. as a treat #am i okay? probably? #im going to go die in a pit now i have just admitted something very deep. okay bye. #this is what happens when Having Friends causes me to go soft. what the fuck is happening. #dear god please just kill me now

[flavorcrash]

claude and sage brain rot.

Sage is my persona/self insert- My persona has the same name as Alan but different spelling so I had to change that just for MDHM. Anyway I'm positive Sage is much shorter than how I drew them in this. Like they're 5'1" and I think Claude is 6'4"+? Since in the reunion between Alan and Claude drawings Gnome did (if i remember correctly) Claude was taller than Alan edit: I TOTALLY DIDNT FORGET TO PUT THE LAST IMAGE NOPE

#my dear hatchet man #goblin x needs a nap #my dear hatchet man claude

[therhythmafterthesummer]

Lab hybrid! Seungmin felt like a personal attack against my mental health and made me far too delulu......

Do it again😡👉🏻👈🏻

ehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehh 🤭

who knows??? i might do it again 👀

#glad you enjoyed it my dear goblin kjfhdjkf #goblinracha #ask #ahh ask

[linuxealcipher]

Mystic Messenger my beloved belothed…… the only ones I need are Jaehee and 707…… die Jumin. How dare you over work my beloved wife.

#goblin speaks #god my YouTube suddenly started recommending me mystic messenger videos #my sleep schedule is already fuckedddddd #Jaehee my wife my beloved my darling deer #dear. my first route #I shall never forget you I love you deeply #only minor Jumin Han hate #mystic messenger

[1ntrvrt-shdw]

watching for the first time Goblin, and I have to say the first 24 minutes are way better than most things i have seen

#goblin #kdrama #korean #lee dong wook #gong yoo #dear diary #my diary #daily diary #random thoughts #my blog #my thoughts #grim reaper #show recommendations

[sailforvalinor]

I don’t know if any of y’all are into k-dramas, but if you are, do you have any favorites? I don’t have a specific genre I like, I’ve watched several different ones and liked them all, I’m just blanking on what to watch next.

#my recs are always goblin and dear m

[depresseddepot]

I wasn't sure what to expect from the goblin emperor (all those names and terms and politics....whew) but now that I've finished it I miss it desperately

#i have a part of my brain that can only be scratched by diana wynne jones and now i have a second part for ONLY the goblin emperor #it is. homey?????????? which is so bizarre to say given the content matter #but like. i feel at home when i think of the court #i cannot remember or spell any of the names to save my life but i loved it very deeply #maia and csevet and cala and csethiro are all so dear to me