Guys do you like my transfem Sam edits
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OMG IT'S SEPTEMBER 7 but my dumbass didn't know because everyday day seems like the same endless pit of despair...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZADDY ZADE 💀🥀🐁📚🥂🎉
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ok I can't sleep bc the idea that smth ur chasing after and hoping that with some miracle you can have, is already yours and/or making its way to you without needing some magical wish to grant it to you just got to me yk
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I enjoy this place
I can be as random as I want and people still understand me :3c
Love y’all rando-scrimblos for being alarambles with me and listening to my showabangas
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i would beat Dutch to death for free but at least he likes opera
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eclipse lake in the hunter noceda au.. man.. man that'd be.. something. hunter would be an ass on purpose to amity bc he's mad his sister is dating a witch and getting comfortable when they need to be getting HOME.
I need to think about how it would end bc hunter isn't going to threaten his sister like he did in canon... though he might threaten to take her to take her home by force or smth, im not sure.. either way he'd be SUCH an ass.
he'd still try to dig his own grave though bc aha failing belos is never a good thing.
amity still trying to reach out to hunter because he's luz's brother and there is still some similarity between them both.. and she wants to bring luz's estranged brother home to her.. (that make her the most awesome girlfriend ever) but when hunter sees the key its all over.. because the portal is done, he just needs that key and he can get himself AND luz home.
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Job Chapter 13
No. I won't shut up.
Since Job's entire response goes from chapters 12-14 I probably should have put them all in one post. This is even more apparent when you consider the fact that the Christians were the ones who divided up the Bible into chapters and verses so they could more easily find what they were quoting. Traditionally, the sages just quoted from the book as if everyone knew what they were talking about. Kind of like how nerds quote from Star Trek or Star Wars. If you mention Han shooting first, you don't have to say exactly where that part comes in the movies. Everyone just knows. (Oh man, can you imagine ANH 2:32 as the citation?)
Only every chapter in this response is valuable in its own right and every chapter has its own energy. Chapter 12 was to tell Zophar that he was stupid and that G-d was huge because G-d could either kill everyone with drought or kill everyone with floods and there are a whole lot of other things that G-d can do to the wise and the respected that make them into blithering idiots.
Chapter 13 is more about how Job is not going to shut up and just take it. (spoiler alert, chapter 14 will be more about how G-d can create human beings just to kill them but we'll get to that). In chapter 13, you got Job going "I will talk to G-d. I will argue my case". He dismisses his friends and tells them that they are making shit up and for certain they are making shit up. They could be speaking on behalf of G-d or they could be spouting the most inane blasphemy. How would they know?
So even if G-d strikes Job down, Job will still argue. And then Job argues directly with G-d.
He's not just going on about his own suffering at this point. He does say "how great are my iniquities and sins?" (which out of context sounds like a Christian self-flagellation prayer) and then spouts some of the most memorable metaphors for a life trashed - like a leaf in the wind, dried up straw, a prisoner with feet in stocks, like a rolling stone, a complete unknown (ok just kidding about the last two)
And then "Man wastes away like a rotten thing, like a garment eaten by moths" - hmmm. I'm not liking the JPS translation there. King James goes - “And he, as a rotten thing, consumeth, as a garment that is moth eaten.” - Oh come on. that's not much better and it's even more confusing.
Fucking Shakespeare. Did you let someone else translate that part? (yeah I fully believe that Shakespeare was one of the people that King James hired to write the KJV. Maybe I'm wrong but it's nice to think)
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this small eerie island has made me a little freak
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"I'm a little bemused as to why crowley would risk destruction for you, you don't seem his type at all" that was. actually a thing they said. like that's a thing that was written in the script and said by an actor on good omens. then michael sheen had the absolute AUDACITY to raise his eyebrows like a fucking bitch who knows exactly what's crowley's type and that it's only ever been him. like!!! this is too gay even for me holy shit
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the big news about emil is that they are DATING!!!!!!!!
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