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#NOT A SHIPPING QUOTE
tf2-but-incorrect · 2 years
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Scout: Why the HELL are you not wearing pants? Stop not wearing pants all the time!
Engineer: Boy, It's hot. Also? I'm hot, so enjoy it while you can.
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More random Incorrect quotes 🫶
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mai and zuko bestieism is so important to me
(ids in alt)
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aanau · 7 months
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i am an azula redemption arc believer and it looks like this [x]
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ao3-crack · 5 months
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blaze5681 · 2 months
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Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said
Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
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Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Alastor: You're welcome!
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Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Vaggie: The fourth sentence-
Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Cherri *throws a brick through the window*
Cherri: Okay, let’s go.
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Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Vaggie: We have heart?
Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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jasminesfury · 6 months
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messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts
oh hello i am in fact alive
“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”
“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)
being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them
“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”
^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”
“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”
“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”
“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”
“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”
getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around
“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”
“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”
“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”
“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”
“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”
“she says we bicker like an old married couple”
talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”
“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”
“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright
“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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Sirius: Guys, here’s my brother. Isn’t he cute? Reg, introduce yourself, please
Regulus: I’m Regulus, and you are?
James: Attracted to men apparently
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“I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.”
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Vox: Alastor likes playing hard to get
Vox: Lucky for him I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of
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merrypaws · 24 days
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Valentino: *calling Angel Dust* Husk: *answers* Hello, you wart on the ass of Pandemonium. Valentino: Wha... Is this the bartender? Where's Angel!? Husk: Don't get your pantyhose in a twist, he's on his way, he just forgot his phone, so you can unclench. Valentino: Why you...! Husk: And while we're talking, tell Vox we found all the cameras he snuck into Alastor's bathroom, so he needs to up his game. Toodles. *hangs up* Charlie: ... There have been no cameras in any bathroom inside the hotel... right? Husk: I know that, Vox knows that. But Val doesn't, so when he tells Vox we found some, he is gonna think someone is intruding on his territory and be in a tizzy all week, which in turn will keep the other Vees too busy to cause trouble. Alastor: I knew there was a reason I keep you around.
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unsaid-nevermore · 1 year
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enid: i'm asking permission to marry your daughter.
gomez: what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first.
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kirbyskisses · 8 months
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jason todd is the living embodiment of that one tiktok that goes
bf, as a prank: bitch, what’s for dinner?!
gf, quiet and nervous: ….grilled cheese 🥺
bf: ….
bf: 😕
bf: hey baby, look at me. if i ever speak to you like that for real you’d better beat the shit out of me, understand?
bf: *is immediately soft and comforting*
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Gwaine: it’s like Merlin always says: If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.
Arthur, the skeptic: Merlin? Merlin always says that?
Lancelot, wiping a tear: Inspirational.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 5 months
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Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 4/?, but just the OT4
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bramblebush3 · 2 months
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Uther: I'm grounding you. Your grounded.
Arthur: What about training?
Uther: Fine, except for training. And no hunting trips.
Arthur: I have to take the new knights on hunting trips.
Uther: Fine, then...No Merlin.
Merlin: Wha - NO MERLIN?
Uther: NO MERLIN!
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