#NOT ST*RKER

[underoooos]

Tony : Kid did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts? Peter: *mouth full of donuts* Um. No? Tony : Then what's all that on your pants Peter: Peter: That's cocaine

#do not reblog as st*rker #peter parker #tony stark #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #peter and tony #irondad #irondad and spiderson #incorrect irondad and spiderson #spiderman #ironfam #iron man #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #adorable peter parker #dad tony stark #incorrect avengers quotes #the avengers #incorrect avengers

[fotibrit]

while Peter Parker was blipped, Tony Stark regularly had dreams in which he spoke to Peter, in a dark void, typically with Stark pleading for Peter’s return and Peter insisting he’s right there. Which, wasn’t unusual. Tony’s therapist said it’s a sign of grief.

But now, after the passing of Tony Stark, Peter Parker is describing similar dreams in therapy sessions. Dreams in which he pleads with Stark to return, and Stark asks Parker to “find him”.

And Peter says that the dreams are very similar to “hallucinations” he had while “passed out” (blipped) in which he spoke with Tony Stark.

Post-Endgame Irondad fic in which Peter and a therapist, together, realize there’s a possibility that Tony Stark is alive, and the only reason they can discover this is because the pair are able to communicate in dreams.

#anti st*rker #tony stark #iron man #not a st*rker free space #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #spider man #spiderson #irondad #marvel mcu #avengers #peter parker and tony stark

[superherotiger]

CURRENTLY LOSING MY SHIT OVER THESE TWO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG-

In case you didn’t know (because I didn’t until an hour ago when my bestie @lbigreyhound13 showed me!) there’s a show on Disney+ called ‘Marvel’s Ultimate Comics’ where Tony and Peter team up for a solid 8 minutes and it’s everything my starving Irondad heart needed 🥺😍💕

#literally feel like a feral animal right now like omg I'm losing my shit it's IRONDAD CONTENT IN THE YEAR 2022 MARVEL CANON COULD NEVER- #irondad #spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #tag this as st*rker and I'll murder you as fast as the Russos murdered my dreams

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

Sicktember is the best!!! I’m so happy you made this a thing. However… I was left hungry for one particular thing. I really want to read Peter waking Tony up early on a school morning because he doesn’t feel good. Crawling into bed with him and maybe just going back to sleep. Do you know of any fics like this, or could you possibly consider one day down the road turning into a super short (few hundred words) fic??

Another mini-fic in the books. This one turned out so so utterly soft... There is no backstory. So this can be read as adopted Peter, or Peter simply spending a few nights at the tower. It's totally up to you! I hope the requesting anon finds this prompt fill and enjoys it!

You Will Never Be a Problem 869 words

Peter laid in his bed within Mr. Stark’s penthouse. It was five-forty-three. A full seventeen minutes before his alarm was set to go off. It was a school day. But as he remained still, staring at the ceiling, he wasn’t sure attending would be the best idea. His head was aching, his stomach was uneasy and despite the copious amounts of blankets he couldn’t seem to stop shivering. He rolled over onto his side, pulled the covers all the way up to his ears and squeezed his eyes closed. He could tough it out; try to rest for another fifteen minutes, then drag himself to class. He didn’t want to be an inconvenience. Although, he’d been informed from day one that he could never be such a thing.

‘You’re not a problem, Pete. You will never be a problem. I want you here.

Maybe it was the fever talking. Or maybe the words had finally sunk in. But at that moment, he believed it.

Peter slid out of bed, swiftly grabbed his outermost blanket, a soft plush throw and wound it around his shoulders. A chill ran up his spine, prompting him to pull it in a little more closely. He considered laying back down. He could ask FRIDAY to relay a message. But he was already up and Mr. Stark had said to come to him.

‘I’m here if you need anything, Buddy. I mean it. All you have to do is come to me.’

With a deep sigh, Peter dragged himself into the dimly lit hallway. He looked left, then right, trying to determine where to go. He assumed Mr. Stark was sleeping in the master bedroom. But really, it was just as likely that he was in the lab running on nothing but coffee and inspiration. He sucked in a breath and wandered toward Mr. Stark’s room. The door was cracked open just enough that if he peeked inside, he could see Mr. Stark lying on his side clutching his pillow. Soundly asleep.

For a moment Peter hesitated. He watched Mr. Stark’s chest rising and falling in a steady rhythm. He wondered if he should go back to bed. He could turn off his alarm and have FRIDAY rouse him up when Mr. Stark was up. But something was stopping him. Perhaps it had to do with the way Mr. Stark had promised to be there for him, no matter the time.

‘Sleep schedule? What sleep schedule? Kid, I’m available to you day or night.’

With the hand that wasn’t holding the blanket in place, he pushed the door open. He carried himself to the edge of the bed and brought his lip between his teeth. “Mr. Stark?” he whispered. There was no reply. “Mr. Stark?” he tried again, just a little louder.

A small choked snore was followed by a yawn. Mr. Stark blinked his eyes open and ran a weary hand down his face. “Pete? What are you doing, Buddy? You okay?”

Even though Mr. Stark’s tone was gentle and kind, Peter found himself awash with a whole new wave of anxiety. He shifted his weight and lowered his gaze to the floor.

“Peter?”

“I-” Peter began. He looked up, one hand making its way to his queasy stomach. “I don’t feel good. I-”

Before he could complete his thought, Mr. Stark sat up, arm outstretched. Peter clamped his mouth shut, allowing the hand to press against his forehead. He both shudders and relaxes under the touch.

“You have a fever.”

Peter nodded in blind agreement. He’d suspected as much. He ached all the way down to his bones. “I don’t want to go to school.”

“Easy. I’ll make sure you have an excuse.” There were a few beats of silence. When Peter remained unmoving at the bedside, Mr. Stark smiled softly. “What else do you need, Bud? You didn’t wake me up for a doctor’s note.”

“I just-” Peter yawned. He shuffled his feet and tiredly planted himself on the edge of the large bed. “Can I have a hug?”

A contented sigh escaped Peter’s lips as he was engulfed by Mr. Stark’s arms. His body fell limp, the warmth and counter pressure offering a temporary reprieve from the relentless chills. His eyes closed without his permission, delivering him a hair's breadth away from sleep. It was warm and comfortable, and even as Mr. Stark released him, he didn’t want it to end. So, instead of standing up and trudging back to his own bed, he pulled his feet up onto Mr. Stark’s. He let go of his own blanket and wiggled his way under the heavy warm duvet.

“Comfy?” Mr. Stark questioned, as Peter nuzzled his face against the downy pillow. He hummed in response, too tired to say anything else. He felt a hand brush through his hair and relaxed. The mattress shifted beside him. Without thought he rolled over and tucked himself against Mr. Stark’s warm body.

“You really do feel terrible, huh, Buddy,” Mr. Stark murmured.

Peter hummed, his eyes fluttering open for only a second. “Feel better with you.”

“Yeah?” Mr. Stark chuckled. He might have said more. Peter wasn’t certain. He was already drifting back to sleep.

#happyaspie mini fic #tumblr mini fic #platinic cuddling #st*rker dni #sick peter parker #peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #spider-man #iron man #marvel #mcu #irondad #sick fic #cold and flu #nondescriptive illness

[monireh89]

Ok, so here it is. I couldn’t find a fic that would fit this picture but if you know one, feel free to send me a link.

Kudos, comments or reblogs will make my day! 🤪😁

#fanart #mcu #peter parker #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #iron man #tony stark #tom holland #irondad fluff #robert downey jr. #no st*rker!

[opal-earrings]

Nobody touches his kid and gets away with it!

Or: shameless infinity war redraw but its an Evil Faceless Businessman taking Tony's "intern" hostage

#irondad art #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #iron man #irondad #my art #still can't believe the original is a canon scene like what in the fanfic #peter is trying to hint to tony that he can take this guy #but tony is too busy having a heart attack to notice #gun tw #please dont tag as st*rker #marvel #mcu #opal's art

[ircn-dad]

me reading three irondad fics written by the same author and loved every word of it

me after continuing to scroll on their page, ending up in their bookmarks and finding out they saved st*rker fics

#my smile faded away faster than natasha #I LOVED THEIR FICS #THEY WERE WRITTEN SO GOOD #and then i scrolled down #how can you write irondad but also read A LOT OF SMUT ST*RKER #irondad #peter parker #tony stark #anti starker #marvel #tony and peter #spiderman #iron man

[rotfuchss]

*sigh* I swear I just read the cutest prompt idea on a post here but halfway through I realized that a st*rker account posted it and I've never felt so violated before 🥲🥲🥲

#I just don't get it people #😔😔😔 #tumblr why would you do this to me #and reccomend me something tagged st*rker #this post serves as your daily reminder that THIS IS A ST*RKER FREE ZONE #anti st*rker #irondad

[multiverse-irondad-july]

Seven Seas July Approaches!

 Ahoy mateys! Seven Seas July is right around the corner, and we hope you’re just as excited as us to set sail on this event! As we wait for July to arrive though, we would love to see some previews of the amazing pieces you’ve been working on! Feel free to tag our blog so we can highlight your awesome creations!!

#SevenSeasJuly2022 #Seven Seas July 2022 #irondad #spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #irondad event #no st*rker #Pirate AU #fanfiction #fanart

[underoooos]

Tony : Don't you dare.

Peter: *smiles*

Tony : I swear to god

Peter: *smiles wider*

Tony : Please don't.

Peter: *puppy dog eyes*

Tony : *laughs* Alright you're too adorable you're forgiven this time

Rest of the Avengers: Oh COME ON! EVERY TIME!

#do not reblog as st*rker #peter parker #tony stark #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #peter and tony #irondad #irondad and spiderson #incorrect irondad and spiderson #spiderman #ironfam #iron man #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #adorable peter parker #dad tony stark #incorrect avengers quotes #the avengers #incorrect avengers

[shinnie-kinnie-numbah1]

Me after seeing proshipper content

#booo proshippers #proshitters #th*rki 🤢 #st*rker

[retro-memo]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

#Wtf did I have to check the author's other works #They're all FUCKING CURSED AND I WANT TO WASH MY EYES OUT WITH BLEACH #SOBBING #I just wanted my irondad #Instead I get get st*rker 😭😭 #Why #whyyyyyy

[spideyzgirl]

if you don’t like starker then don’t read it. there is no reason to hate on what other people are interested in :/

that’s why i blocked the tag einstein 🤯 and if you are interested in child & adult relationships you need to be arrested immediately- and not only is he too young, but tony was like a dad to him?? it’s all disgusting. you’d be good friends with shane dawson

#anyone defending st*rker is getting an immediate block 💀

[monireh89]

Hey guys....I finally started drawing again. These last few months were...horrible and stressful, we are also moving from the city so we live in a chaos of a constant packing now, driving with the stuff to the new house so...yeah... didn't have much time to do anything else lately.

Anyway.....I am drawing a piece with Tony kissing Peter's cheek. Just a happy, sappy picture I needed to draw for my mental health😁🤦I was wondering if you know a fic, where this happens so I can connect it to it? It would be nice to gift the drawing to someone but I can't remember a fic with a cheek kiss. Can you help me find some? Please?😁

#peter parker #spiderman #irondad #help please #cheek kiss #no st*rker

[opal-earrings]

Before vs After the battle

#irondad #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #iron man #irondad art #marvel #whump #blood #my art #opal's art #gonna learn to draw the iron man suit or die trying #please dont tag as st*rker

[himemeika]

Reacting to vam/pire media like professionals react to content about their jobs

#I was reading abt Dr/acula and realized that the He/llsing anime probably has a reason for being the way it is #maybe that's not a very good thing but I Think I Get It. like it's less ''nonsensical'' now #also in Gan/kutsu/ou ... do you think Albert is queer / has a crush on the Co/unt because of Dr/acul/a and Ha/rker #like if Har/ker was really intended to be gay I could see the connection between the two medias.. #also also I really appreciate Cast/leva/nia for having so many references to classic vamp media #Like Ca/rmilla and her little group in St/yria (at least two of them are lesbian. I'd assume Car/milla is too.) #Le/nore is literally named after a poem abt a va/mpi/re #And apparently Death himself goes by Var/ney for a portion of the show! (I've yet to finish it ohuydrhkggjcvkh) #that is literally so cool. begins biting my own arm #Honestly I think Ca/stlev/ania is gonna be my favorite (or one of my favorites) vamp media... it's so so fun noticing details like that #and I think the name Al/ucar/d came from an older film too. #incredible. so good. I am very normal about my interests (lying) #.txt #Nick.txt #Nick talks too much #Vamppostz