#NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: *sitting with pregnant Nora* …you know, as you and your friends get older and start having children, you sometimes find yourself thinking…

Flashback…

Jaune: *putting up a poster in 1st year JNPR dorm room with a staple gun*

Jaune: *looks down at staple gun* I wonder if my aura would protect me from this?

*staple gun noise*

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAA-

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Ren: …that guy is a DAD!

Pyrrha: *leaning against Jaune, pregnant with Arkos baby* Yes, I also find myself thinking…

Flashback again…

Nora: *awkwardly waddling out of convenience store, cradling lumpy baby belly*

Clerk: Oh, how adorable! Do you have a name picked out?

Nora: *rubs “baby belly,” causing a clinking sound* Uhh…Six-Pack? 😅

Clerk: …wait a minute…

J_PR: *screech up in a rented van*

Nora: *dives through window carrying shoplifted drinks* Drive, drive, DRIVE!!!

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Pyrrha: …that girl is a MOM!!!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #arkos #renora #jaune x pyrrha #ren x nora #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #lie ren x nora valkyrie #source: himym #it’s a weird feeling #watching your childhood friends get married and have kids #team jnpr #nothing bad ever happened

[fandomflotilla]

Things Beacon Students are No Longer Allowed To Do: Rule 55

55. The situation with Mr Pine is…unusual…and classified. What you need to know is that Headmaster Ozpin will occasionally have to undergo treatment for an injury he received protecting the school. Due to Mr Pine’s semblance, when this occurs, he can connect with the Headmaster and relay any relevant instructions. However, Mr Pine is still a student, regardless of his role in Beacon’s administration. To clarify, unless Ozpin manifests himself, Mr Pine doesn’t have any authority over students or faculty and is banned from ordering people around. (Glynda, is this really necessary? I know it’s a strange situation, but I think you all have the sense to deal with this appropriately. - Ozpin) (…you need to spend more time on campus, sir. - Prof. Goodwitch)

55 a. Mr Pine is not allowed to do Ozpin impressions to get himself or students out of punishments. (…I stand corrected. In my defense, I assumed you’d be able to tell the difference between me and Oscar. - Ozpin) (Told you so. Sir. - Prof. Goodwitch) (Look, it’s not our fault he perfectly mimicked you, the little shit is a natural actor! - Prof. Branwen) (Qrow, you’ve known me for decades. Weren’t you the least bit suspicious why I was getting Ms Rose out of detention for completely unspecified reasons after she committed some serious property damage? - Ozpin) (… - Prof. Branwen) (… - Prof. Goodwitch) (…I suppose I deserve that. Fine, we’ll work out some kind of codeword system so you know it’s me. - Ozpin) (Thank you. - Prof. Goodwitch)

Post based on a submission by @tired1mmortal

Submitter’s note: Besides these, go nuts. Have fun

Submitted April 16th 2021 because I am very bad at responding to submissions. 😭

#user submission #tired1mmortal #I am so SO sorry #for taking this long #rules of beacon #oscar pine #55 #ozpin #qrow branwen #glynda goodwitch #also #this is a #nothing bad ever happened #kind of AU #where all the trauma is there #but #pretty much everyone is alive #just for maximum humorous potential #so there will be little situations like the one above #so I can have my cake and eat it too in this AU #IE Oz can be walking around to mess with students #but also #Oz still has to spend SOME time in Oscar’s head #FYI #the people who write these rules might be…unreliable narrators #aka #it’s not actually Oscar’s semblance #it’s magical bullshit #they just don’t want to clue people in on that and semblances are a good excuse

[starry-knights]

Source

#i'm not coping you're coping #nothing bad ever happened #ever #g-witch #gundam the witch from mercury #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #sophie pulone #norea du noc #knightly watching

[blue-cheeseinmyoffwhites]

I miss Qrow & Clover

#rwby #qrow branwen #clover ebi #fair game #lucky charms #they would’ve been so good together #saving remnant side by side #semblances balancing each other out #nothing bad ever happened #EVER

[gretelfrei]

the colouring in the bottom one looks kinda atrocious but oh well!!!

greenblings movie night!!!! what are they watching???!

#yttd #your turn to die #kime ga shine #kugie kizuchi #shin tsukimi #kanna kizuchi #greenblings #they are so cute #so happy #nothing bad ever happened #they are happy!!

[introvert-in-hell]

Juana Flippa and Tilin building a sandcastle

#they are okay #nothing bad ever happened #QSMP #qsmp fanart #juanaflippa #qsmp tilin #rip #tilin #qsmp juanaflippa #my art lol

[sunbun-fnaf]

i hate fnaf so much because it makes me want to start a restaurant with my best friend(s) where i get to be a silly little guy in a rabbit costume who entertains children and host silly parties and where kids will have the best birthdays and parties they'll ever have in their whole lives. thats normal. right. thats a normal want.

#fnaf #fnaf fandom #and nothing bad will ever happen #right #totally. nothing bad ever happens when two guys decide to start a diner #for kids and that has a brightly colored rabbit suit #nothing bad ever happened

[palaceofpassion]

Could we get some jaune x may x Pyrrha fluff? I just got diagnosed with the spicy cough (COVID) so now I'm stuck at home for a week (my country isolation law)

When Jaune was falling through the void, he felt various emotions, joy of having met such important people. Disappointment in himself for having taken so long to reach this point. Sorrow for all those he had lost... then fear, hatred. An encroaching sense of despair as he remembered two distinct images.

His mind, for the last moment, went back to a fateful memory. The memory of loves lost, he remembers looking at the memorial set up in Vale, watching it one last time before leaving. He remembers setting up two sets of flowers, one for Pyrrha, and the other for someone the others didn't recognize.

He clenches his jaw, hoping that the drop ends him. That way he could see their smiling faces again, tell them he was sorry, that he wished he was more than enough, that he had been there.

That... that he wanted to see them again.

So as he fell down, and his mind began to find. He let out one last whimper, perhaps he deserved this.

Darkness.

Blackness

Nothing.

The void.

Then.

"AAAH!~"

Jaune woke up with a startle hair matted to his face, a cold sweat running down his skin. His eyes quickly glanced from bed to bed. He wasn't falling anymore... was he ever actually falling though? His memories... no his thoughts? The dream? It was all fuzzy now.

And, he was in Beacon, on his bed.

"Nnggh?"

"Mmn?"

Two voices called forth his attention his heart palpitated growing louder, beating harder.

Slowly he brought his attention towards his right, only when he confirmed who they were, and that they were there, did he start to feel a sense of tranquility overtake his anxiety.

"Jaune?"

May was the first to stir, wrapped within Pyrrha's arms the one eyed girl brought her gaze upon her fiance. "Is everything alright?"

"Yeah... yeah... just had a bad dream."

"Oh."

"Mmmn, aaah~" Pyrrha shuffled a bit, letting out a soft yawn, "Do you want to cuddle?"

"Yes please."

Both of them smiled, May swapping to her other side, as Jaune shifted into her embrace, followed by Pyrrha's arms overlapping hers.

Right... nothing bad happened, that dream, that nightmare wasn't something that would happen... there were so many differences, and... and they'd already past the brink of no return.

Jaune nuzzled above May's head, and into Pyrrha's forhead, they were here, and he was with both of them. That's what mattered.

#Jaune Arc #Pyrrha Nikos #May Zedong #Nothing bad Ever Happened #Combined ARms #Tempverse

[anotherprofessional]

haha chapter 5 never happened mikako and yamato are fine and ok and alive and well i promise

Me in everyday in delulu land:

#NOPE! Never Happened #NOPE! The cast of DRA is fine #Mikako. is. Fine. #Nothing bad ever happened #Eeeeveeer... #/j #Can't believe this show was first thing that came into my head for this #op answers #dra #dra spoilers

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

#and nothing bad ever happened #this might've been what aziraphale imagined when he asked crowley to come with him #I have returned to tend to your wounds good omens fandom #hope this helps you heal #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens fanart #good omens 2 fanart #aziracrow fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands fanart #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #aziraphale #crowley #my art #digital art #fanart

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

SPIDERS AHHHHH

#across the spiderverse #pavitr prabhakar #spider punk #hobie brown #spider gwen #miles morales #peter b parker #mayday parker #spiderman #atsv fanart #can u tell pavitr is my fave #his design is so good #and hes so silly nothing bad has ever happened to him and i love it #spiderpunk ily2 ur so silly

[lieu-rey]

first meeting

#rdr2 #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #issac morgan #man sees baby for the first time ever and is surprised that theyre tiny little creatures #arthur being the man he is mustve had SO many emotions holding issac for the first time. and this is all he manages to say in the moment #im lowkey projecting bc when i met my niece i absolutely REFUSED to hold her until i saw her the second time and i was like. #oh my fucking god shes so fucking tiny #anyway. i hope nothing bad happens to them ever<3 #btw arthurs clothes come from an edit of a young version of him that i saw #and i also saw a video of someone managing to find a repurposed model of eliza in rdr2s data and shes got dark hair! #so i gave issac dark hair (and arthurs blue eyes<3) #arthurs definitrly into people with dark hair #pspspspsp arthur i have dark hair pspspspspspspsp #AHEM anyway- #sorry i cant draw babies even tho i see one all the time now LMFAO #my art

[phantomrose96]

I don’t know anything about Pikmin but the art style is so cute. I just want a pikmin plush to hold in my two hands and squeeze with all my heart is that so bad?

No you are completely right. They are cute. They are so cute and should be hugged and protected do not look up the game mechanics. Do not look up the Pikmin game mechanics the Pikmin are always safe and happy

#NOTHING bad ever happens to them they are ALWAYS alive #pikmin #chrissy talks pikmin

[isolabellz]

in another life

#jjk #stsg #satosugu #satoru gojo #getou suguru #zoom in for details idk why i decided to draw on a canvas so huge #anyone want a poster? #anyway forever live in the delusional world where stsg are teachers together #they are one big happy family #nothing bad has ever happened #happy birthday geto #you deserved therapy and to grow old and raise kids with your bf

[blueskittlesart]

zl wedding (again)

#no idea who officiates but impa is the maid of honor and aryll is link's best (wo)man because she is alive and well obviously. #tulin is the ring bearer. they get the stable trotters to play for the reception. nothing bad happens to them ever again #in terms of location i like tarrey town better for ceremony aesthetics but the idea of a hateno beach reception is soooo appealing #SIGH. someday i will get to plan a real wedding instead of a fictional one god willing #skribbles #zelink #totk #botw

[bedriddenandcrying]

family time

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro tsumiki #tsumiki fushiguro #ah #nothing bad ever happens to them. guys TRUST #this is how i cope