I’m almost 3 hours into the new QuintonReviews video (the one that’s NINE AND A HALF HOURS LONG) and I just want everyone to know 2 things (minor spoilers):
Quinton reviewed the rest of the Lil Sam and Cat Show (the animated online supplement to Sam and Cat that apparently went longer than Sam & Cat itself) but he sped up the video by 5000x and the audio is jumbled nonsense so this maniac just made lost media for the sake of pacing (in a 9.5 hour video) and fun
Quinton will be appearing in upcoming videos on Smosh Pit and Smosh Games
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someone who just watched Quiet on the Set: holy shit do you know about the abuses at Nickelodeon?
me, who followed DanWarp as a kid and was there when he asked us for feet pics, has watched all of Quinton Reviews’ NSU videos multiple times, and read Jennette McCurdy’s book:
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NSU 1200 TT 1972. - source Cars & Motorbikes Stars of the Golden era.
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NSU TT
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I really thought my tastes were going to change more in ten years but I guess we are who we are
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so i finally got back to the Quinton Reviews video on Sam and Cat (blame school)
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Where the FUCK did Quinton reviews get a pear phone????????????
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I think the Quinton Reviews iCarly series is more than just extremely long videos about children's shows tbh. I've been binging them for the last week and a half and there's a ton of really effective documentary storytelling about the toll these shows took on its stars.
The extreme length of the videos helps sell the magnitude and power that the Nickelodeon system had over its child actors. The decision to leave Dan Schneider out of the story until after the series is over helps to center the accounts of the actors and evoke a sense of dread that I'm sure was felt by the performers and production crew when working with him. The overserious analysis of Crimes and Psychology and Metaverses in the interest of exposing the "dark truth" behind these shows juxtaposed with the actual truth of the effects the shows, the creator, and the system had on actors like Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, and especially Jennette McCurdy is a super effective way to frame the retrospectives.
Maybe I'm reading too much into it and it's not that deep, but I think there's some serious meaning and merit hidden behind these "8 hour iCarly videos." And I think once the series is complete it'll go down as one of the best YouTube series of all time.
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Pre-NSU miniseries Quinton Reviews fans waiting for the Bigfoot video
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NSU 1200 TT. - source Cars & Motorbikes Stars of the Golden era.
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Yeah so it’s about a guy who’ s super messed up because he became immortal at a young age. He was educationally neglected while his scientist dad did bunch of traumatizing experiments on him leaving him super emotionally stunted. AND NOW! he’s a sex addicted superhero and antique collector. Anyway despite the fact that he is is grotesquely, uncuttably, indestructible he’s still aging. (still doomed to never die!) so he needs a successor. THEN he takes on a 13-year-old sidekick who has whack narcissistic parents so the guy becomes like a step-dad figure to the kid. (canonically driving a trans am) thus the kid grows up to inherit all of his worst qualities. All of this is run through with a bunch of intricate queer coding and the implied sexual politics of the universe. there’s also an actual pop-up-brothel-in-your-parent’s-house risky business parody.
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NSU motorcycle 1913(?)
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