Narcissa: Here we go. This is a picture of Draco the day he was born, and this is when he took his first step
Harry: Aw, look how cute you were, Draco
Draco: Harry, please, of course I was cute. Look how I turned out!
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Walburga's full plan is finally revealed. Sirius and Narcissa have a (separate but related) rude awakening. While Orion's life hangs in the balance, Regulus wrestles with his own choices.
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Lucius, to Narcissa: You, you're unhinged!
Lucius, to Draco: You, you're demented!
Lucius, to Bellatrix: You… you're just you!
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Lately I've been pondering alot on footwear in the wizarding/wixen world...
There's so much to tap into fashion wise...like what the hell does just "robes" even mean Terf-face McRowling????
And I feel like the fan base has done such a wonderful job to portray their own beautiful and unique designs and descriptions... but not so much on shoes 🤔
Like the most generic thing is for them to be walking around in muggle shoes or "loafers" or "dragonhide boots"....
Hell no. These mfs are walking around rocking THESE bad bois!!!
✨️S L I P P E R S✨️
At least for dress robes, formal wear, and those who are fun, fancy biatches on the daily......
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The Script
Draco’s favor belongs to whomever will reward him.
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Forget black cat x golden retriever. Give me earl grey tea x hot chocolate
Jegulus: james - hot chocolate, regulus - two bags of earl grey
Jegulily: same as above + Lily drinks herbal tea
Wolfstar: do I even need to elaborate?
Nobleflower: the BLUEPRINT
Rosekiller: Evan drinks earl grey and Barty drinks vodka out of a mug
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Regulus: Your side of the family isn’t perfect. Your sister is an insane pervert!
Narcissa: Don’t talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, Reg. What about your brother?
Regulus: …My brother has been through a lot
Narcissa: Of dick
Sirius: *gasp*
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