#Neo Yokio

[rararazaquato]

anyone else remember the jaden smith big toblerone anime

#jaden smith #big toblerone #neo yokio

[metalandmagi]

A list of underrated Christmas movies for everyone who is getting tired of watching the same things every year:

This year, I wanted to make a list of a few Christmas movies that I feel are a bit underrated and under-appreciated, because I’m tired of seeing the same things all the time. If anyone has any suggestions for their own lesser known holiday movies, please feel free to include them!

Arthur Christmas: An animated movie that should be a classic, but it was unfortunately lost to time because it had a horrible marketing campaign that made it look like complete shit. Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s not complete shit. It’s actually fucking amazing.

Arthur, the clumsy son of the current Santa Claus is known for being a lovable idiot who tends to ruin everything he touches, but when a little girl’s present is accidentally left behind one Christmas, Arthur, an elf named Bryony, and his grandfather (a previous Santa…so grandsanta) embark on a chaotic mission around the world to deliver the missing present. Every character in this movie is so fucking funny and empathetic at the same time. Arthur embodies the true meaning of Christmas in everything he does. Bryony is just…on another level entirely. Arthur’s brother Steve (a strategic genius who wants to use his new technology to ensure his place as the next Santa) is a perfect antagonist that the audience still feels sympathy for. They all just have such a fun dynamic, and it’s a crime that more people haven’t seen this.

Spirited: A fairly new addition to the Christmas movie ranks, since it came out in 2022 (but it was on AppleTV+ so no one watched it). Spirited is a modern, musical version of A Christmas Carol like you’ve never seen before (starring Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds, who are an amazing combination in anything). If you’re tired of seeing endless retellings of Dickens' story, just watch this. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and it brings a whole new perspective to the story in a way that I’m not going to spoil. And the songs go so hard it’s insane.

Happiest Season: A rom-com in which a woman named Abby desperately wants to propose to her girlfriend Harper over the holidays during Harper’s family Christmas party…only to realize that Harper’s extremely rich and conservative family doesn’t know she’s gay. Fun rom-com shenanigans ensue. Did I mention Abby is played by Kristen Stewart, and Harper is played by Mackenzie Davis? Also Aubrey Plaza, Alison Brie, and that guy from Schitt’s Creek everyone loves are in it.

This could easily have been a completely different movie if the cast wasn't so funny and didn’t have such good chemistry. It starts out as a standard holiday rom-com, but I was tearing up by the end of this the first time I watched it. If you’ve ever felt like you’ve been hiding your true self from your family or if you’ve felt like you’ve never been good enough for them, I think you’ll see a lot to relate to in this. 

Violent Night: Another new addition to the ever-expanding list of Christmas movies, this aptly named action thriller also came out in 2022, and I feel like no one has spoken about it since, which is a crime because IT WAS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!

When a grizzled, down on the world Santa (played by David Harbour) gets stuck in a rich family’s house while it’s being overrun by mercenaries, he has to Die Hard his way out and save the hostages (or at least the ones who are worth saving) before it’s too late. This was such a fun surprise, because violent action thrillers are so hit and miss for me personally. David Harbour is great. It’s just under 2 hours of watching shitty people get their comeuppance in unique ways. I’m so offended that it only has a 6.7/10 on IMDB, because this is a great movie to watch with a group of friends and some age appropriate beverages. Yeah, it’s not a masterpiece, and maybe my standards are low, but I had a great time with this.

Tokyo Godfathers: An anime Christmas classic directed by Satoshi Kon in which 3 homeless people (a former drag queen, a runaway teen, and a grumpy alcoholic) find a baby in a dumpster and try to reunite it with its family. This was the movie that tricked me into thinking Satoshi Kon’s other works would be just as comedic and wholesome as this one. It’s got humor. It’s got heart. It’s got twists and turns that will keep you guessing in the classic Satoshi Kon fashion. And the English dub is just as good as the sub, so you can’t go wrong either way.

Neo Yokio- Pink Christmas: Speaking of anime…I’ve talked about this one before, but I have to mention it again because it’s a staple for me every year. Pink Christmas is the Christmas special for the…anime (and I use that word in the loosest way possible) Neo Yokio…aka the one starring (and possibly made by?) Jaden Smith.

For anyone who’s never heard of it, Neo Yokio is a series on Netflix that is the closest thing to a professionally made Abridged Series we’ll ever have. The “plot” of the series revolves around Kaz, a pink haired guy who fights demons and does increasingly absurd rich people things with his robot mecha butler named Charles. The Christmas special involves Charles telling Kaz a Christmas story about the city’s Secret Santa competition for all the ultra rich people.

Look, there’s no good way to describe this one, but trust me when I say you don’t have to watch Neo Yokio to understand it, since even people who do watch Neo Yokio don’t understand it. In fact, I think it will be even funnier if you don’t watch Neo Yokio at all before watching Pink Christmas (but I encourage everyone to watch the series too, just because it’s more of the same insanity.)

Every line in it is pure comedic gold, not because it’s truly funny, but because it’s absurd and ridiculous in a way only Jaden Smith can be. I quote it incessantly while eating a Toblerone every year. 

Cabin Pressure at Christmas: Molokai: Okay, it’s not a movie or even a TV special, but I love Cabin Pressure so much that I had to include this too. Cabin Pressure is a comedy radio show (not a podcast, an actual radio show) that aired on BBC Radio 4 in the early 2000s about an airline crew for the world’s shittiest airplane. 

For anyone who watched season 2 of Good Omens, you might recognize the name John Finnemore as one of the writers. Well, Cabin Pressure is made by (and stars) the same person. The Christmas episode is one of my favorites of the series, and you 100% don’t need to listen to the entire series to enjoy it. It captures the humor and despair of being stuck with your co-workers on Christmas eve, but it keeps up the spirit regardless. This is another one I quote incessantly, and the whole show has become hardwired into my personality. PLEASE FIND A WAY TO LISTEN TO CABIN PRESSURE! I’m pretty sure the whole series is available on iTunes as an audiobook.

As honorable mentions, I want to include Rise of the Guardians and Klaus, because even though they have a fair amount of popularity, I still feel like people could appreciate them more. And sure, Rise of the Guardians might be more of an Easter movie, but it still includes Santa as a character, and he’s amazing. 

That's all for now. Sorry these are all specifically Christmas themed, but if anyone has movie suggestions for other winter holidays, please throw them in!

#christmas movies #spirited #tokyo godfathers #arthur christmas #happiest season #violent night #neo yokio pink christmas #neo yokio #cabin pressure

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

A compass my friend and I made of media we have consumed. Feel free to add to it. The rules are that it has to fit this specific genera of weird fantasy or fantastical elements.

Also if you add to it I wanna see plz

#animated tv show #tv series #tv shows #on a scale of LSD to Mood Stableizers where does this fall #be chaotic and unhinged #castlevania #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #midnight gospel #bee and puppycat #over the garden wall #gravity falls #sailor moon #welcome to night vale #neo yokio #total drama #aggretsuko #we bare bears #regular show #ouran high school host club #infinity train #nimona #one piece #the adventure zone #adventure time #bravest warriors #amphiba #owl house #steven universe #she ra and the princesses of power #anime

[ruerock]

what is he up to these days i want him back

#neo yokio #kaz kaan #fanart #my art

[doctorcurdlejr]

this show was so ahead of its time i actually can't stand it

#neo yokio #a day in the life

[couldtheycatchkira]

#Death Note #Neo Yokio #Kaz Kaan

[commiehilfiger]

if you liked scott pilgrim anime i know for a fact that you'd also like neo yokio, so you should go watch it so we can maybe get a season 2

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #neo yokio #just in time to watch neo yokio pink christmas too!! #they are tonally the same #my txt posts

[pinkhairswagtourney]

Pink Hair Swag Tourney, Round Two, Part Three

#kaz kaan #neo yokio #natsu dragneel #fairy tail #round two

[arc-angel-o]

I don't usually say this kind of thing... But it's true. You just didn't get Neo Yokio's genius. That's okay, none of us knew how excellently it would age. Just apologize and rewatch it. Then apologize again.

#neo yokio #jaden smith #ezra koenig

[ceruleanmelon]

silly doodle

#art #neo yokio #kaz kaan #ouran highschool host club #tamaki suoh

[buscemifan]

will you guys please watch neo yokio - just for buscemi’s character alone

#neo yokio #steve buscemi #this minute of footage is imprinted on my brain. i literally always think about it

[blond-jerk-tourney]

Strawberry Bracket: Round 1, Poll 8

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Zoisite

Just a snarky, sneaky little bitch

Arcangelo Corelli

First of all. Neo Yokio is SO underrated. You should go watch it, right now.

Arcangelo is an arrogant jerk, and he's rich too. He's the rival of the main character of the show, Kaz. He tries to steal Kaz's date. He holds the #1 spot on Neo Yokio's bachelor board. He has a posse of men called the Eastside Gentlemen who wear suit jackets and colorful shorts. He wears turtlenecks. [this is starting to sound more like a list of reasons why he is gay than why he is a jerk. but i digress.] He poses as an anti-consumerist in order to sell tickets to his concert and make even more money.

some quotes: -"No wonder Kathy left you. You're just a neo-riche loser." -"I'd do it for a homie. Are we homies?" -"I love being in public with my hair wet. I feel like a Gucci model."

#strawberry bracket #strawberry bracket round 1 #polls #tournament polls #zoisite #sailor moon #arcangelo corelli #neo yokio #blond jerk tournament

[nocterre]

im not a rapper but kazangelo pink christmas

#neo yokio #kazangelo #just rewatched. #CAPRESE BOYZ

[pyrochickenpollo]

I never had a friend like you

I don't think I'll find another

All the bad things we've been through

It's so good we got each other

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo saturo #geto suguru #satosugu #yeah alright yall got me #i ship em now too i guess #oh the song fits for em so good too #friend like u #neo yokio

[jodielandons]

I wish Neo Yokio would come back so bad

#neo yokio #when the world needed her most #she vanished

[doctorcurdlejr]

#neo yokio #a day in the life