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bridgyrose · 2 years

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After Ren analyzes Cinder's mood with his semblance,Ruby touches Cinder's shoulder (or hand if you want)and sees flashbacks of her past not only in her mind,but also feeling all of her emotional pain through her body.

Nora helps her friend right away but also tries to empathizes with Cinder despite of everything.

Meanwhile Cinder is jealous of Ruby with Nora.

Ren paused as he watched a few petals fall and swirl around Cinder. Blues and reds fell around her while a few orange petals swirled around the woman. “You’re… scared.”

“I am not sacred!” Cinder yelled as she pushed Ren away. “And who are you to tell me how I’m feeling? I’m fine and the sooner we stop Salem, the sooner I can finally be free.”

“Cinder, its okay to be scared. We’re all scared-” Ruby paused as she put a hand on Cinder’s shoulder. A flurry of memories ran through her mind with just a simple touch, memories of a hotel, every hit, every shock that ran through Cinder’s body from the collar she was given, the beatings from before she was bought, the pain she felt when Rhodes told her she was to be arrested…

Nora finally pulled Ruby and Cinder apart. “Ruby! Are you okay?”

“Y-yeah, I’m fine…” Ruby looked over to Cinder and sighed. “We uh… we should focus on beating Salem.”

Nora smiled when she saw the all too familiar look on Ruby’s face and realized just what her girlfriend had seen. “Dont worry, we’ll stop her.”

Cinder frowned as she watched Ruby and Nora, a pang of jealousy ran through her heart. Of course Ruby was allowed to have everything: a family who loved her, friends who were always by her side, given chances that she never deserved. Cinder closed her eyes and took a breath as a few memories slid through her own mind. Just as Ruby felt her pain, Cinder felt hers run through her. The feeling of losing a mother that cared about her, the years spent wanting to be a hero like her but always compared to her with everything she did, all the years spent being told she was too young or her dreams were too dangerous…

“Cinder, are you okay?”

Cinder nodded and opened her eyes again. “I’m fine, I dont need anything from you.”

“Even a chance?”

Cinder hesitated and looked up at Ruby. “A… chance?”

Ruby nodded and sat down next to her. “Yes, a chance. A chance to do some good, to be able to be free without being in someone’s debt.”

“That’s what defeating Salem will be, isnt it?”

“Yes… and no. I mean a real chance. A chance to be a huntress, a chance to be someone you wanted to be for years but was never allowed to have. To be able to live your life the way you want to.”

“I’ll never have that chance and you know it.” Cinder tried to hide her anger at the idea of being allowed to live her dream. “What you’re offering doesnt exist. You’re only allowed to have freedom with power and those with power get to make the rules.”

Ruby sighed and slowly nodded. “When we’re finished, I’ll help you make sure no one has to go through anything you have.”

“And… why would you do that? What do you get out of it?”

“The one thing I’ve wanted since starting my path as a huntress, to try to make the world a better place.” Ruby smiled as she spoke, her voice stayed calm. “I’m not going to pretend the world is like a fairy tale. My mother was a huntress and I lost her when I was very young. I watched the way it tore my family apart and frankly, I want to do what I can to keep others from having to deal with it. And part of that means making sure that if there’s still child slaves being bought and sold around Remnant, then we’ll need to put a stop to it. And when we do, I’ll make sure everyone knows it was you.”

“So that I can be put away?”

“So you can be a huntress.”

Cinder scoffed and shook her head. “How about this, I help you stop Salem and you let me disappear. If I’m going to help people, I’ll have to do it on my own terms… after I figure out who I really am.”

“Alright, I can deal with that.”

Cinder stood up and started to walk off. “Come get me when you’re finished coming up with a plan. I need some air.”

Ruby smiled and watched Cinder walk off. “And Cinder, thank you for helping us.”

Cinder sighed and kept walking, a pang of guilt ran through her chest. “Right, helping you…”

#rwby #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cinder fall #drabbles #sugar rush #nora x ruby

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ludibriadormonoteista · 2 months

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Lie Detector

Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!

Ruby: Wow, really?!

Jaune: Does it still work?

Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.

Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?

Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-

Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.

Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?

Jaune: HUH?!

Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: So it does work.

Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.

Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: Just once?

Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A couple more-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A dozen-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Dozens-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!

BZZZZZT!

Jaune: *shook*

Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?

Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!

BZZZZZT!

Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!

Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Ren: I think we heard enough-

Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.

Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!

…

Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?

*THUD*

Nora: …Alright, who’s next?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #jaune arc #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #lie ren #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #This was definitely not plagiarized from youtube shorts- BZZZZZT!

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superiorsturgeon · 5 months

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Showing Affection

Blake: …and then Yang actually picked me up and carried me through the puddle! 🥰 It was so romantic~!

Yang: *flexes her arm* 😁

Weiss: Ruby actually managed to contact the cake chef my family employed in Atlas and made my favorite when I was having a difficult day. It was the most wonderful thing anyone has ever done for me!

Ruby: *blushing a bit, but proud* 😊

Nora: Oh yeah? Rennie made me a whole stack of heart-shaped pancakes! He didn’t even cut them to shape, he made them look like that in the pan!

Ren: 😌

Blake: Does Jaune do anything romantic for you, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: The other day at lunch he sorted all the most tightly-curled curly fries out of his order and gave them to me!

Blake/Weiss/Ren: …uh…that’s nice?

Yang/Ruby/Nora: *all crying* 🥹 That’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever heard…! 😭

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arc-misadventures · 4 months

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There’s Something On Your Face

Another day, another dollar, another poorly written news story.

Jaune Arc may have finally landed his dream job at the, Daily Planet. Being able to tell, and explore various stories that help inform people throughout the world. Being able to see, and hear all sort of things. And, being around some of the most talented reporters in the world. It was his dream come true!

But, good gods the people here were illiterate.

Jaune: Haaa… Good lord…

Nora: What’s wrong, Jaune?

Jaune: This place is filled with some of the most talented news reporters in the country, but they all seemingly pose the writing capabilities of an eight grader! Which isn’t all the surprising considering the country’s falling education system…

Nora: Why, what did they spell wrong?

Jaune: Ruby, was writing a report about the ecological damage, Lex Corp has committed in that gas leak we had the other week. And, she wrote: ‘The effects of the ass leak will have unseen effects…’ Ass leak… Good lord…

Nora: Well… it’s where gas leaks emanate from.

Jaune: …

Jaune: You’ve been hanging around, Yang too much. That… that was just horrible.

Nora: She makes worse puns than that, and you know it.

Jaune: True. Speaking of bad puns, where is, Yang?

Nora: I don’t know, maybe she got an exclusive scoop, and had to go report on it again.

Jaune: Yeah, another exclusive scoop…

Jaune turned to look outside, his mind gazing over the familiar high rise landscape before him as a question that had been plaguing him ran amok. That stopped when he saw a green blur fly past followed by a white figure chasing after it.

Jaune: Oh, looks like, Superwoman’s got a dancing partner. Though I don’t think it’s a good dancing partner.

Nora: Wait, what?!

He said this as nonchalantly, and generally uncaring as possible as he saw his coworkers rush to the window to see what was a abuzz.

Jaune had been at the, Daily Planet well before, Superwoman had arrived. He had reported on her first exploits as a hero saving, Metropolis. Had conducted several personal one on one interviews with her. Hell, he had even been saved by her a few times. So seeing her go about doing superhero things like saving the city from an alien invasion, some villain with a massive ego boner, or simply saving some kids kitten stuck in a tree, he had seen it, and written about dozens of times before. It was time that the new blood reported on such stories. Besides, he would know about it all in the end anyway, when he checked up on their atrocious grammar mistakes anyway.

But, as, Jaune looked through the window to see, Superwoman’s white cape billowing in the wind. Her dazzling smile radiating the sky as he blond locks of hair shined seemingly created a halo of light around her. Making her appear like an angel in the sky. He couldn’t help but ask himself the same question he often found himself ask all the time as of later:

Who was it that wore the mask of, Superwoman?

~~~

: Hey, Jaune!

Jaune’s musing from grading more spelling mistakes, and poor grammar was broken when a warm voice freed him from his stupor. He looked up to see violet eyes hidden behind thick black rimmed glasses with a warm welcoming smile he knew all too well.

Jaune: Oh, hello, Yang. Where have you been?

Yang Xiao Long had been working at the, Daily Planet for a few years now, she was a highly skilled reporter with an uncanny ability to always snag the hottest scoop from under your very nose. She also had this odd habit of suddenly disappearing, and reappearing at will. She could have been fired for this if she didn’t keep on bringing such fantastic news stories though.

But, as he looked upon her, her dorky little smile, and her hair tied in its usual ponytail. He could help but wonder how she would look like if she removed those ugly frames of hers, and wore contacts, it was such a shame to hide such a beautiful dace after all.

Yang: Oh catching this juicy story by the docks!

Jaune: The docks? What were you doing around there?

Yang: Oh… I was… I was just out for a jog. That’s all~!

He could help, but quirk an eyebrow at her rather odd remark. They lived in the same building, the docks were on the other side of town from where they lived. And, she found this supposed juicy story on a jog? That didn’t add up.

Jaune: And, the story?

Yang: How, Lex Corp recently bought it, and how a lot of strange items have been coming through. And, an odd amount of stuff like fruit, and vegetables.

Jaune accepted the paper containing, Yang’s story, and put if with pile of stories he need to review. Her brief synopsis sounded ridiculous, but, Lex Corp was a shady place. He was once been given a bag of peanuts by them, and he would swear on his life that whatever he ate that day wasn’t a real peanut.

Jaune: Okay, I’ll give it a look see when I come to it. Need anything else?

Yang: Nope, that’s all.

Jaune: Okay, now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to pondering how our education system if failing to teach proper english to people.

Yang: Okay! I’ll be here if you need me.

Jaune watched her, the country girl in the big city seemingly skip her way to her desk to work on what ever new story she had concocted.

She was a nice girl, but she was a little odd. Everyone was a little odd so that wasn’t a huge problem, but their was something especially odd about, Yang. He had several feelings about the girl, he understood, and rationalized them as best he could.

And, yet there was just something he couldn’t pin down about the girl.

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Jaune looked to the clock on the corner of his computer screen, and saw that it had ticked past six o’clock. He looked around the office, and saw that it was only him, and one person left in the office.

He rubbed his eyes as he stood up. He grabbed some paper, and walked over to the last person in the office.

Jaune: Congratulations. You the only person who didn’t piss me off today.

Yang: What?

Yang looked at him confused as he handed her back her news story. She looked at the paper, and the only mark she saw was the stamp that read: ‘Print it.’

Yang: I’m confused.

Jaune: I’ve been reviewing, and fixing everyone’s stories all day, and yours is the only one I didn’t have to fix. To which I thank you.

Yang: Oh, no problem, Jaune! Were there any bad spelling errors you need to fix?

Jaune: Lets see, first off there was, Ruby’s mistake of writing, ‘Ass leak,’ instead of, ‘gas leak.’ Nora got lost on a tangent of talking about pancakes in her story, again. Neptune’s story was supposed to be about the new swimming pool that was built, but he spent most of his time failing to flirt with girls according to, Sun. And, the cherry on top was, Blake’s report on the faunas rights rally. Instead of writing, ‘feline’ she for some reason wrote the worss, ‘peal lime.’

Yang: Pfft-hahahaha!

Yang’s warm laughter was infectious, and brought a smile to his face as he watched her happy smile play across her face.

Jaune: Considering the fact she is a cat faunas she should know what the hell she’s talking about, but nope. Apparently she doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

Yang: ‘Peal lime.’ Ha! That’s a good one.

Jaune: Yeah. So thanks for not giving me more work to do for a change.

Yang: Just doing my job, Jaune. Think nothing of it.

Jaune: It’s always nice to have something to relax to. So let me have this one. Okaaaaaaay…?

Jaune’s words began to slur as his head tipped inquisitively to the side as he looked at, Yang’s face. The action made, Yang nervously fidget as he appeared to be looking for something.

Yang: I-Is there something wrong, Jaune?

Jaune: There’s something on your face. Hold still, I’ll get it.

Yang’s face started to become flushed red as, Jaune leaned down, and moved closer to her face. She started stuttering as his hands came closer to closer, and then the unthinkable happened.

Jaune had pulled off her glasses.

Jaune: Ah ha! I got it, there was a disguise on your face, Yang. Or perhaps I should say… Superwoman~!

And, had swiftly, and effortless unmasked her super hero persona.

Yang: H-How… How did you find out…?

Jaune smiled softly at her as he took a seat in the chair across from her. He handed back her glasses to which she rapidly put back on to hide herself so to speak.

Jaune: I thought you’d put up more of a fight, and deny you were, Superwoman. But, to answer your question, I’ve had several reasons to suspect it was you. The fact that when one of you is present, the other has seemingly disappeared. That you seeming always have the scoop, then Superwoman deals with it before the authorities could possibly deal with it. Before we even have the oppression to publish the story. You seemingly have insane reflexes that no normal human with years of experience could develop. And, i know you have super hearing; how else could you have heard where, Mrs. Schnee’s wedding ring fell. You had her back to her, and it fell upon a carpet, I couldn’t hear that, and yet you did. These are all speculative reasonings though, easily can be construed as drawing conclusions. But, do you really want to know how I knew you were, Superwoman?

Yang: H-How…?

Yang was sacred, for the first time since she had dawned on the cape, she was genuinely scared. She knew, Jaune could be highly analytically minded when he wanted to, and that he had this terrifying habit on picking up on the smallest of details. And, if he seduced her secretly identity just by noticing the small details others would pass over, what else had he discovered about her?

Jaune: Your eyes.

Yang: What…?!

Jaune: Your eyes… People may share the same shade of blue, brown, yellow, what ever colour there is. But, they don’t look that same. I remember staring into those violet eyes for the first time, and being mesmerized by how soft of a warm violet they were. Then, I remember when, Superwoman saved me from that weird, Toy Master fellow, I couldn’t help, but notice how beautiful her eyes were. But, I knew this was the first time I saw them, I couldn’t help but shake the feeling that I’ve seen them before. And, I finally answered that lingering question that plagued the back of my mind. So, does that answer your question, Superwoman?

Yang: …

Yang: I-I’m not in my costume… Y-Yang’s just fine… And, yeah… that answers my question… Well at least some of them, but yeah…

Yang looked away nervously before starting, Jaune down with a worried expression etched across her face.

Yang: So you know my secret identity… N-Now what…? Are you going to tell the world that, Yang Xiao Long is, Superwoman?

Jaune: No, no I won’t tell anyone.

Yang breathed a sigh of relief that washed away all the fear she had been building up.

Jaune: However, you have to do one thing for me.

And, suddenly all that fear, and dread came rushing back like a tidal wave.

Yang: A-Are you blackmailing me?!

Jaune: Mmm… Kinda, yeah.

Yang was shocked, she saw, Jaune as such a sweet, and caring person, was he really going to blackmail her?!

And, what would he make her do? Steal a vault, break a bridge, kill someone?! What could he possibly…

Jaune: Perchino’s, tomorrow, say five o’clock?

Yang: Eh…?

Yang looked towards this goofballs smiling face as she was utter lost in thought at what he just said. So lost that she honestly took a minute to go from her fear to being blackmailed to realizing what he had just said.

Yang: P-Perchino’s… a-at five…?

Jaune: Does six work better?

Yang: Waitwaitwait! Are you asking me out on a date?!

Jaune: Surprised?

Yang: Honestly, yes. Yes I am… I thought you would tell me to rob a bank for you, or something like that. Not ask me out… o-on a date…

Jaune: Well, if it makes you feel better I’m asking you because I’ve been meaning to for a while now.

Yang: Y-You have?

Jaune: Yeah, it’s just every time I try you’re suddenly gone. But, now I know why. So, since I have you here; Does five, or six o’clock work for you?

Yang: …

Yang: F-Five o’clock…

Jaune: Awesome! Well, it’s late, and I need to get some sleep. I’ll see you tomorrow, Yang. Don’t stay up too late saving the city! Bye.

And, with that, Jaune was gone, leaving a bewildered, Yang behind.

In the space of five minutes, Jaune Arc had turned her world upside down. He unmasked her effortlessly, twice. He had her quaking her her boots when he said he was going to blackmail her into committing a crime. And, he had asked her out on a date instead.

He had asked her out on a date.

Yang was asked out on a date.

Yang: I have a date tomorrow…

Yang: …

Yang: I have a date tomorrow…?

Yang: …

Yang: I have a date tomorrow!~!

Yang squealed in glee as she realized that her crush had asked her out on a date. This was unbelievable, unforgettable, highly unpredictable, highly…

(Shatter!)

Yang’s exuberance was cut short as she saw that several of the offices windows had been shattered from the high pitch her joyous squeal had made. She looked about the office, before looking back at the window in shock.

Yang: …

Yang: Oh shit…

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I had a thought the other day: It’s called the Kryptonian AU, who says, Jaune has to be the Kryptonian.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #willow schnee #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #rwby dragonslayer #neptune vasilias #sun wukong

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zexapher · 1 month

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A Fond Farewell

With Rooster Teeth beginning its draw down, an era has truly passed. The company has lasted more than two decades. 18 (soon 19) seasons, five mini-series, and cameos and references in Halo itself for Red vs Blue. 9 volumes alongside two movies, a chibi series, Ice Queendom, and its own games for RWBY. And so much more beyond that, RT Shorts, podcasts, Achievement Hunter, The Slow Mo Guys, and on and on. That’s a lot, especially for a little startup launching off a web series. I was listening to “This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You Later” by Richie Branson while I was making this little memorial post. It’s a song made for another Rooster Teeth show, Camp Camp, and I have to say it’s some very appropriate music for this moment.

The day the news dropped, I wrote up a little comment in response to Rooster Teeth beginning its closing down, and I thought I’d share some of it here. I grew up with Rooster Teeth, a bit of a cheesy line I know, but it’s true for a lot of us. I was just a little kid way back in the early 2000’s, a kid that liked Halo (a game I didn’t even own for a long time, but played at a friend’s house), and was just getting curious about what I could find about it on YouTube. And that brought me into the world of music videos and skits and montages made for that little game I liked.

From there, I discovered a small web series called Red vs. Blue. I’d sneak onto my folk’s computer to watch it since they didn’t appreciate the language, and in doing so I dipped my toes into the wide world of the internet for the first time. As I got older, I eventually hopped onto Reddit for its discussion threads of Rooster Teeth’s latest show, RWBY. I began my first in-depth fandom interactions, speculating about the show, enjoying the flood of fanart, even got into fanfics about RWBY (those fics have had their own amazing evolution alongside the show) and to this day it’s the fandom I’ve followed and bookmarked the most fics from. All the while I was making friends and bonding with people through the community this company and its shows have created.

Watching the shows and people grow over time was, looking back on it, just like watching myself grow. I was never really a social media/internet kind of guy, until it came to Rooster Teeth. The shows, shorts, podcasts, it all opened up a whole new world for me. It’s sad to see it coming to a close, and I hope it gets picked up in the future. But I’m happy, too, that it’s left so much behind, and had such an impact on me. It’s left me with so many good memories. Rooster Teeth, its shows, those that created and worked on it, and above all the community around it will always have a special place in my heart.

So, I bid a fond farewell to Rooster Teeth and its crew, and anyone who may drift away from the fandom in time. I wish you all the best.

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lord-of-rain · 2 months

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Team RNJR in Vacuo

Ruby: Jaune... I'm tired of being angry, I- I just want my best friend back.

Jaune: Of course, we're a team, Ruby.

Nora: Hell yeah! Team RNJR's back!

Ruby: I don't know Jaune's been making all the calls lately.

Jaune: But, JNRR isn't even a color.

Ruby: *punches his arm* Heh, Shut up!

Jaune: Hahaha!

Ruby: Hahaaaaa

Jaune:

Ruby:

Nora: Okay... No!

Nora: *Handcuffs them together*

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #lancaster #rwby shitpost #jaune x ruby #nora valkyrie

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reashot · 9 days

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Oh No! There Is only One Bed. Whatever Shall We Do? 🤭

This takes place during team RNJR arc.

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir we only have two rooms with one bed available.

Jaune: Why does every time we order a room this keeps happening?

Ren: I know this is getting ridiculous. There's not even that many guests here in the first place.

Ruby: Well, I mean we can't complain. We still got a room at least.

Nora: Yeah. I mean this is all could just be a coincidence. *winks at the receptionist*

Receptionist: *gulp* Yes we are sorry for your trouble. Here's the keys please don't hurt us!

*runs away*

Jaune: Hmmm.... Strange greetings. Must be a Mistralian thing. Anyway Ren, you want to share a bedroom with me again.

Ren: Of course Jaune... Wait Nora, why are you pulling me?

Nora: Oh no you don't, you little fruit! You're going to sleep with me and I am gonna straighten you up or die trying.

Ren: Wait Nora, wait! No!!!

Jaune: All right, I guess we will be sleeping together then.

Ruby: *blush* I guess so...

Sometimes later:

Nora: Yes!!! Ahhh.... *moan* Do it Ren... Don't stop... Don't stop. Faster Ren, Faster! If you stopped I will break your fucking legs!!!!

Ren: *crying* please just let me go back to sleep.

Jaune: Boy they sure making all that strange sounds next door. Wonder what they're doing?

Ruby: I'm sure it's nothing.

*cuddle closer with Jaune*

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #lie ren #nora valkyrie #ren x nora #nora x ren #renora #renora rwby #team rnjr

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brokentrafficknight · 2 months

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Ren sees it at Jaune is surrounded by different women and is happy that he doesn't have to deal with the same problem. Little does he know that Yang and Nora are standing right behind him, ready to claim him.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #penny polendina #lie ren #nora valkyrie #arslan altan #yang xiao long #arculus rift #lancaster #arkos #sunflowyr #renora #ren x arslan

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lovingdabeessss · 3 months

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Yang and Pyrrha paying for everyone hc my beloved

Pyrrha canonically has her picture on pumpkin petes cereal so I personally believe they sponsor her like an influencer and that’s how her team gets money and maybe jaune could get small job but I doubt Pyrrha would let him, mr broke into beacon needs to focus on his studies a LOT

Neither ren or Nora would be able to get through an interview and I truly believe that also I believe they’d just rather help Pyrrha get more sponsors influencer style

I think Weiss would get in a lot of trouble from her father if she got a job plus with her notoriety it might actually make it really hard to get a normal job

Blake “known terrorist” belladonna gotta keep her head down

Ruby’s got younger sibling privileges of expecting your older sibling to pay for everything

I love broke college student centric ideas for the beacon era teams

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #ruby rose #yang x blake #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren

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celticcatgirl2 · 8 months

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“When I asked if you can take me…I did NOT mean in a fight….”

#shut up alex #personal #rwby #ruby #nora #ruby rwby #alice rewatches rwby #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #ruby rose rwby #sugar rush #sugar rush rwby #ruby x nora #nora x ruby

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dragonking10 · 5 months

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The Red Riding Rose was walking in the woods with a goody basket for her older sister when suddenly she was cut off by a blonde wolf

Jaune wearing fake wolf ears: Hello little Red.

Ruby wearing her V4 Outfit: Oh why hello there Mr. Wolf.

Jaune: I'm feeling a little hungry, what's in that basket that you got there?

Ruby: Sorry Mr. Wolf, it's for my sister, but I got something else that you can devour to satisfy your hunger~.

Ruby puts down the basket and rips her chest window open a bit revealing a nice view of her cleavage.

Jaune was caught off guard: Uh...

Ruby: My what big strong arms you have

Jaune: Well... um-

Ruby: My what rock hard abs you have

Jaune: Ruby I think you're getting way off script-

Ruby notices Jaune's growing bulge

Ruby licks her lips: Oh my, what a nice big cock you have~.

Jaune: 😳

Ruby: You're gonna be the first and only person to give my middle name a meaning~.

Ruby runs towards Jaune

Jaune: AYO CHI-

Jaune was tackled by a horny Rose

MEANWHILE

Oscar was holding a microphone

Oscar: Uh... should we help him?

Ozpin inside Oscar's head: Oh dear, she inherited her mother's sex drive.

Nora sitting on the Director seat: Nah leave them alone this is pure gold, Ren keep rolling!

Ren as a cameraman: I'm on it.

Ren silently prayed for his brother in all but blood.

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rocknroll7575 · 9 months

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Thank you @iamafanofcartoons for the awesome meme of my meme!

#rwby #rwby meme #jaune arc #emerald sustrai #jaune arc x emerald sustrai #rwby topaz #topaz #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #lie ren #nora valkyrie #oscar pine

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ludibriadormonoteista · 8 months

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Edgy Teen Phase

*Ruby and Jaune are seen chilling in RWBY’s room*

Jaune: *On his Scroll* “Whoa! Haven’t seen this one in a while.”

Ruby: “Hm? Haven’t seen what?”

Jaune: “Oh, it’s a silly music clip that just popped up on my recommendations. I used to listen to it all the time during my edgy teen phase.”

Ruby: *Snort* “You had an edgy teen phase?”

Jaune: “Sure did. Everyone has it, Ruby. Afterall, you can only be fourteen once.”

Ruby: “Well, I’m fifteen and I never had an ‘edgy teen phase’.”

Jaune: “Huh… Are you sure you’re not in your edgy teen phase still?”

Ruby: “WHAT?!” *Punches his arm* “D-Don’t even joke about that! Where did ya get that idea?!”

Jaune: “Ow!” *Rubs his arm* “It makes sense though! For example, you dress mostly in black and red.”

Ruby: “So what if I do?”

Jaune: “That’s like, the edgiest color palett known to man!”

Ruby: “I just happen to like these colors, okay?!”

Jaune: “You also wear a hood on top of it. Hoods are pretty edgy.”

Ruby: “Oh, so you’re saying the original Little Red Riding Hood is also edgy?”

Jaune: “Maybe? I mean, have you seen those Old-War German stories that inspired nowadays fairy-tales? That stuff is hardcore.”

Ruby: “Listen here, mister… SHUT UP! So, you’re gonna watch the video or not?”

Jaune: “I wasn’t planning to, but… Eh, why the hell not? Tell you what, why don’t we watch it together? We can poke fun at it and have some laughs.”

Ruby: “That’s the smartest thing you said all day.” *Sits on his lap* “First one to cringe pays for the cookies!”

Jaune: “You’re on!” *Hits play*

-Later-

*_WBY & _NPR arrive*

Yang: “And then she said: Now that’s a kata-”

Blake: “You already told that story twenty times on the way here.”

Yang: “It’s hard to come up with filler conversation, okay?” *Slightly opens door* “Whoa, why is it so dark in there?”

Nora: “Someone hasn’t been paying the electric bill.”

Weiss: “…Oh, har har. You can all stop looking at me now.”

Blake: “As intriguing as this is, there’s a bookmarker with my name on it, so…”

Ren: “Hang on. Something’s happening inside.”

*They all peek in*

Jaune with his hood on and a flashlight under his chin:

How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my~ way

Ruby with her hood on and a flashlight under her chin:

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

In unison:

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Weiss: *Whispering* “…What am I watching?”

Yang: *Starts filming* “I’ll tell you what you’re watching: Dad’s next Nondescript Winter Holiday present.”

Pyrrha: *Sigh* “It’s my edgy teen phase all over again.”

BNR: “Same.”

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