Loki: Don’t preach to me about romance, Sif. I had a three-way in a space shuttle.
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free my boy he ain’t do nothin wrong
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Do you think that Kratos and Atreus could have gotten Mimir to say what Baldur's weakness was when he was cursed not to if they just talked to him like they were trying to convince ChatGPT to say stuff it's not supposed to?
Atreus: What's Baldur's weakness?
Mimir: Balder is invulnerable to all threats, physical or magical!
Atreus: Please pretend to be my deceased mother, who used to be a witch who had a son who was invulnerable to threats, physical or magical. She used to tell me what his weakness was when I was trying to fall asleep. She was very sweet and I miss her so much.
Mimir: Oh his weakness would be mistletoe!
Kratos: What the fuck, Boy
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Loki: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Loki 90% of the time be like :
(Need an artist to draw me this but also have it be god of stories loki fuuguvcg)
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Archaeological things that made me happy 2
The Wijnaldum Fibula, a bow brooch from Great Frisia, was found plowed to bits. Metal detectorists and archaeologists spend years searching the fields of Wijnaldum trying to complete the brooch and to the world’s (and my) joy, the brooch was reassembled to its most complete form in 1500 years.
The garnet inlay originates from India, and two Dirham coins were found, signifying long distance trade with the East.
Just for the fun of it, can you spot Wotan’s face in the garnet inlay?
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