#Not drunk just full

[skunkes]

#IM SO DRUNK @ THISTLE THISTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #a doodley #OK SLEEP NOW im giving myself a headache thinking abt him #thje glimpse we get of him in the opening is enough to make me want to jump out a window im not gonna make it. #alsofd this is making me think of when i posted my yearly redraws and someone in the tags put like #''how does it feel to have had every art style'' #afn like literally. i just cant go full lineless/painting bc ilove lines too much but i can do Dis #too many ways to draw #anywhay i just talked abt how im not a fanart person bt i want to draw him so bad. i love him #he's my favorite character in the series #even more so now that its Done and Cohesive. it hurts so bad i understand him i do

[wqnwoos]

[voicemail from vernon, 00:02am] hey, uh, it’s me! just calling to say happy new year, i guess. i know you’re probably asleep, or like, out with friends or something, i don’t know, but — i was just thinking of you. which is weird, right? i started my year thinking of you? maybe it’s not weird. i don’t know. i’m not sure how to say what i want to say — i think — maybe i can show you? next time you’re around. or when i’m around. oh god, did that sound sleazy? it wasn’t supposed to be sleazy. i didn’t mean it… sleazy. just — you know what, just, happy new year. i really hope you have a great one. i hope i get to be there for it all, too. but — yeah. i’ll see you soon.

#vernon fluff #hansol fluff #vernon x reader #seventeen x reader #seventeen fluff #i wanted to make this a full drabble originally but i think i kind of like it like this? it’s super different to how i normally write #just wanted to like. get it out. it was just rotting in my brain #anyway inspired very loosely by a drunk voicemail my friend sent me on new years!! i love her

[lavenderskye29]

What would happened if the monkey babes and Y/n were drunk..?

#ask #I don’t drink #and because this Peaches is my self-insert neither does she #drunks are one of the few things that bring out my full apathy #the monkey queens don’t mind too much though #they’re still taken care of at the end of the night #the aftercare is just full of growls and snarls from a tired Peaches #plum princess #monkey queen #lmk #jttw #sun wukong #macaque #my art

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once) #believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw) #jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic. #when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.” #“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her. #despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun." #dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

[adriles]

waking up in the middle of the night, gripped by unending sorrow, yelling, sobbing, punching my pillows, because i have forgotten to bury patroclus

#Thou sleepest and hast forgotten me Achilles…. #book 23 #patroclus #people confounded by this account r so funny to me #it is just dril tweets but the iliad my guy #and also me posting about the iliad while extremely sleep deprived drunk or high trying to mimic the cadence #when there r themes in the posts it is always intentional. i love sorrow and tragedy and grief and rage #mission statement honestly #achilles is a piece of shit and i try to embody that. he is so stupid and annoying and so full of grief. he is soooo doomed #doomed boy i hate you im kissing u so intensely #greatest hits #yall came in on this one so fast what the hell #themes

[lethalhoopla]

imagine you're getting a rare research-and-liquor-based sleepover with your bestie after you've had to split ways across the continent to further bear the responsibility of entire nations/peoples when your other best friend and the love of his life/literal Champion of a city-state bust in and inform you that yet another Big Bad is in fact Bad At Staying Fucking Dead

or, I finally came up with an excuse to riff on this post:

#dragon age #dragon age absolution #dragon age absolution spoilers #dai #dorian pavus #varric tethras #hawke #inquisitor lavellan #they/them lavellan #they/them hawke #tevrael lavellan #rowan hawke #pls full screen i took too much time for a goddamn joke XD #lethalhoopla art #do heart symbols even exist in thedas??? fucking sure why not #dorian and lavellan just wanted to get drunk research weird old magic for leads and talk shit for a night or two #can't thedas stop falling apart for FIVE MINUTES #i like to think that hawke is quickly brought into the fold post inquisition lmao #they're gonna need a lot more booze tonight #i'm so concerned about varric and everyone in kirkwall omfg lmao GODSPEED BABES HANG IN THERE WE'LL BE THERE SOON

[ardberts]

we did everything right everything that was asked of us and still— still it came to this.

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ardbert #warrior of darkness #my edits #ffxivgif #could a drunk person do THIS #*gestures wildly* #first gifset of 2023. #I'm shocked tonight is full of ardbert feels instead of emet feels. #I just miss him ok?? #also I'm posting these at 1am and you can't stop me!!!

[girlmikeyway]

a follow-up to this post

#release the full drunk history cobra starship goddammit #pete wentz #gabe saporta #photo #encouraging the allegations #ash speaks #sorry this is barely funny im just sleepy and think its hilarious

[s0fter-sin]

i need a fic of soap bringing ghost home to his family for the holidays. his family’s always disapproved of everything; being queer, being in the military, being with ghost and it’s all over not a great time but they’re trying to pretend for the sake of the holiday. they get into it after dinner one night though and for once soap isn’t backing down, not when it’s ghost they’re attacking, when the power suddenly goes out. soap moves just in time for a shot to come through the window and he orders his family to get down

graves and what’s left of shadow company followed them to glasgow; it’s the first time they’ve been away from the 141 and they think it’ll be their best chance to take them out. johnny and simon are left behind as they become soap and ghost and soap’s childhood home becomes a battleground, his hysterical family who still think he can’t be that good of a soldier now civilians that he has to protect and get out in one piece

#its the full gambit of sisters with their partners and kids #all with respectable normal jobs and lives #then theres john still running around playing soldier and now shacking up with his commanding officer #soaps been quiet the entire time just gritting his teeth and letting them have go after go in the name of peace #ghosts been fuming the entire time but his own family trauma and not wanting to go against johnnys wishes keeps his mouth shut #and then that instant switch the second the bullet comes through the window #theyre sergeant mactavish and lieutenant ghost now and they dont give a single shit about anything butgetting out alive #‘we need to call the police!’ #‘call local pd who’re drunk off their arses and never fired their guns in their fucking lives yeah right’ #‘this isnt the time for you to play soldier’ #‘youre right. this isnt a game. its war and youre gonna shut the fuck up and let me get you outta this alive’ #ghost sneaks upstairs to get the hidden guns he brought and to get one of the kids whod been napping #soap stays to get everyone out of the way and watch out for hostiles #ghost slides him a sniper rifle and he takes out the sniper on the opposite roof and when he looks back at his family theyre #looking at him like theyve never seen him before #i just need soap whos been underestimated his entire life showing just how competent he really is #soapghost #ghostsoap #soap mactavish #soap cod #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #we’re a team. ghost team

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I need to google different kinds of date rape drugs for radiohusk fic purposes let's hope I don't end up on a watchlist

#me: al is canonically more touchy when drunk. therefore husk getting al like blackout levels and carrying him off to his room #me: to 'take advantage' of him but al like obviously knows that husk was giving him way too much to drink and thinks its funny #also me: alastor immediately steering this out control by giving husk full permission to roofie him whenever he wants sex cuz he's insane #me to me: god im so smart #originally it was going to be a cute fic about consent and husk wanting emotional intimacy #and then i was like it'd be funny tho if al's version of emotional intimacy was just cnc lol #hazbin hotel #radiohusk #fic idea #fic wip

[compacflt]

What are Ice and Mav up to in the present day? Did they participate in Barbenheimer? As Navy men did they get caught up in the sea shanty craze of a few years ago? Are they vaccinated? Have they ever gone on a <s>gay</s> cruise?

1. enjoying retirement together post ice being secnav & ice recovering from cancer (being rich & working on cars & planes & sometimes speaking at aiaa/Mitchell institute/csis/dod/doe/dos conferences)

2. no, they will wait till oppy hits netflix to partake & chill. They will not watch barbie ever no interest in women’s rights at all

3 . no they have never heard of tiktok besides the whole “defense dept employees can’t have bytedance apps on their phone bc of security reasons” thing. “What’s TikTok?” In anno domini 2023

4. Yes happily but: do not talk to mav about covid politics you will regret it

5. No. who tf wants to go on a cruise especially a.) during global pandemic b.) when you’re retired high ranking officers in the us navy & one of you literally is an ace and bombed another country and the other one of you is literally thefucking secretary of the navy. No

#this ask came at a perfect time: seconds after i polished off my first full bottle of wine by myself #excellent! #my summer employers made me delete TikTok not joking #I’m out of the loop on trends currently #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #gay cruise also no in case I didn’t specify #Tom cruise! whoa. #while drunk watching the 2015 movie vacation & there’s a mid-movie Val Kilmer reference and I thought I’d hallucinated it #freaking out #that was just now

[wileycap]

BIANCA: Okay, look. I genuinely mean no offence, but your wolf is kind of a wuss.

WEDNESDAY: I see. I disagree, and I can prove it.

BIANCA: You know what, sure. How?

WEDNESDAY: A simple experiment. Slap me in the face. Hard.

BIANCA: Okay, but how is that going to prove anything? She's not even in the room.

WEDNESDAY: Just do it.

BIANCA: Like... I'm not gonna say no to that. If you insist.

[SLAP]

ENID, in the distance: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

BIANCA: Holy sh- what?

WEDNESDAY: You should run. She will be... difficult to calm.

ENID, bursting in and smiling very wide: Hey, Bianca!

WEDNESDAY: Seriously. Run.

ENID, smiling wider: Don't you think you have way too many arms? They're totally getting in the way of your whole, like, look!

BIANCA: Excuse me? I've got two arms.

WEDNESDAY: Did I not make it clear enough that you need to run?

ENID: So I'm gonna do some Marie Kondo shit in here! And that means that whichever one of your arms slapped Wends is going in the trash!

BIANCA: What the FUCK

WEDNESDAY: Sweet Lucifer, are you stupid? Run already!

#incorrect wenclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect quotes #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #bianca barclay #full disclosure i was kinda drunk and high i just thought that it would be hilarious if Enid is literally 99% soft and 1% you hurt wends? #you hurt wends with your hands? #jail for 1000 years #and by jail i mean dismemberment

[carlyraejepsans]

it is so interesting for sans’s character that in the neutral endings every time he has the option to be alone he jsut. doesnt ever. like queen alphys ending? he’ll help his science buddy out and crash on her couch. toriel being thrown out? he lives with her in the ruins away from everyone else. king mettaton? sure he’ll work for him why not. what do u think ab this

i cry about this all the time. he is soooo. extrovert. buddy pal. he just wants people around. he's NOT built to be alone give him a friend and he'll pull through hell and back

#pocket full of gold ass mf #all i need is a laugh and a drink and a couch and a shrink and a moment to think #all i need is a job that i love and some friends at the bar and a night full of fun!!! #a hand i could hold and a crowd at the show #he is literally happy with the barest minimum hr just wants things to be better #waaaaaa #answered asks #drunk biscia hours

[lunarharp]

uh.. just a doodly collection LOL

#witch hat tag #orufrey #and some earrings. #the rest is mostly me remembering this tipsy scene in my fic and wanting to illustrate it a bit. had to include excerpts so it'd make sense #i dont actually think qifrey is as foolish as in the last image but maybe if he's stressed out &tipsy. happy drunk x melancholy drama drunk #my fic is so serious and then my drawings are like. I'm a silly little man #^ someone forgetting they draw very serious and depressing narrative fanart fairly regularly and this is just to let off steam #qifrey muttering quietly under his breath while staring into his wine: I could be transfem if i had to be. easily. oru: what? qif: nothing. #abt those ladies saying oru looks gay. no he doesnt if he doesnt have his facial hair. #he has the facial hair japanese people see as a gay stereotype. especially on a slight-built man in that style and not like a full beard. #for some reason that screams gay to japanese people. the fact that he was designed with that is good to me.

[kesharik]

thoughts about fellings

#fear and hunger #valteil #francois #ronn chambra #nilvan and nosramus in the back #again post about valteil/francois ship #they make my life better and worse at the same time #if i liked more popular ship would i have been happier? less anxious and more likable to people? #ANYWAYS im very glad that im not alone who likes them #and that should be important #SO yeah Valteil is very closed about his fellings #while Francois... in some situations he is very open especially when hes drunk #and yeah slowing down with drawings but i hope that i can do more full art not just colored sketches #and yeah its before godhood #valteil/francois

[ultimateyakazoo]

would people be willing to commission art from me on the basis that im a mildly successful musician over art qualifications like they did with ringo star

#my art has not improved since last time u saw it #i have not drawn since in that ive been doing my job and have developed other hobbies #but i miss drawing #anyway im an abbey road recording artist and full time professional violinist if that helps at all #i don't want to give too many details about my career in that if anyone irl tracks me to this page ill never recover #sorry im very drunk #and too drunk to list my other list of gigs #ill just say that they paid better than fuckin abbey road god damn #they pay too much for that studio you dont make what u deserve there