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trannydykepuppybot · 6 months
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Should I commit to the bit and allow my blog to become all about how yummy blood is and all of the fun ways to access said blood and the beautiful sounds that organics make when you access said blood and how much I love it when they try to stop me from accessing said blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood?
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gossamerorigins · 8 months
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Cho yeong: “f#ck marry kill” why not all 3
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i-cant-sing · 1 year
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Girl, I have daddy issues what do I do
Many solutions:
Read my works (anything with Enji, Toji, Naoya, etc to heal your inner child)
Marry Pedro Pascal
Therapy
I went ahead and found some memes especially 4 u(and everyone with daddy issues) bby💖:
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sexchangedotcom · 1 year
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moregraceful · 6 months
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Something insanely activating about Georgi's neck guard getting caught on his jersey and Nikita gently adjusting it during a stoppage. Like obviously protecting your goalie, the gentleness with Nikita touched his neck, but also given the sort of general brainrot I'm suffering rn, the image of Nikita collaring his goalie who was going increasingly feral during this game...yeah...
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discodiablo · 6 months
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Person A: Guy who forgets where he put stuff all the time Person B: Guy who knows where everything is at any given time
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ikkimikki · 1 year
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Many years ago, I bought myself a diamond. I didn't have one, no one ever liked me enough to give me one, and I really like shiny rocks.
I put it on layaway and visited it every week to make a payment until it was all mine.
I still love that rock and admire its sparkle and shine far more often than I'd like to admit (daily!).
Today I got my new rock. It's just a pretty as the one I bought myself and they balance nicely.
I hate that I am so enthralled with something so materialistic but boy am I loving playing with them in the light. 💍💍
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i-am-church-the-cat · 1 month
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Aussie GP Pros and Cons, in order of appearance
Pro - VCARB/Williams cupcake tournament
Con - Alex breaking his chassis and Williams giving him Logan’s car
Con - Ricciardo lap time deleted
Pro - Carlos overtaking Max
Con - Max DNFing
Pro - Seeing Fred in the Merc garage
Con - Yuki in the points
Con - Hulk in the points
Con - Williams tire strategy
Con - KMag’s overtake on Alex
Pro - Lando getting repeated fastest laps
Con - Not being able to turn those fastest laps into P2
Pro - George/Alonso fight
Con - George crash :((((
Con - KMag in the points
Pro - Carlos Sainz Win
Pro - Carlando podium
Con - No Webbonso or Mark/Oscar podium moments
Pro - Italian national anthem still slaps
Pro - One step closer to Versainz championship battle but….
Con - ….gotta get past Leclerc first
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knifecatanthology · 4 months
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i think i deserve a good grade in royal icing, something both normal to want and possible to achieve
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//I'm glad I'm completely clueless with the drama. I'm here only to be horny and silly.
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saw5 · 6 months
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i bought $60 sheets today and it was one of the better decisions of my adulthood thus far
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scrambled-eggsed · 8 months
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to do list for tonight:
watch mama mia
come out to my brother
take a shower
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angeloncewas · 7 months
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I want to actually post again and not just reblog things but head so empty
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discodiablo · 2 months
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Relationship dynamic: Welder mask and plague doctor mask
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payaso-pastel · 8 months
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Do y'all ever feel like extra devious after clocking out of work
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