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stepswordsen · 1 year

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JuAli WIP doodles

So, I'm just gonna post my old JuAli doodles from November ~ April. Obsessed with them. I've been thinking about them non-stop. Judar is wearing traditional Chinese hanfu in these :)

Here's my JuAli doodles for now <3 They're pretty messy, so I'll put them under the cut. Also I'm putting my thought rambles under the cut too. They’re snippets of thoughts I had, including ones with friends, feel free to read them if you’re curious!

Some rambles

I was considering whether I should post my JuAli doodles since I usually prefer to keep my art account for finished arts only, but I wanted to show my love for them. I still have to refine and redraw these tbh, but I'm excited to work on these in the future!

I also didn’t know whether to post these rambles under my art or make a new post on my side blog. Well. It’s going here now. I’ll post the rest of my sketches and another rambles in another post

The first two Judar in hanfu doodles are some of my fave drawings ever. I really want to finish this one soon...

I think Judar has red eyeliner in the manga, and the Magi anime has Judar's eyeshadow as purple? In Ohtaka's coloured arts, it looks like a more saturated red colour to me.

I like Judar with red eyeliner/eyeshadow like how Ohtaka colours in the manga. I like how the colours pop and the contrast against his design, and how it matches his red eyes. Also cuz black and red are his image/representative colours to me anyways

I want Judar to wear black, white, red, and gold hanfu... I’ve also been looking into hanfu earrings for him. I'm thinking of red and gold. I want him to have red eyeliner and black painted fingernails.

Also, in the future, I'd also like to draw Desi inspired Alibaba wearing kurta with churidar!

Some thoughts on JuAli

I love how my friends described them as besties and one-sided enemies/worsties dynamic (from Judar’s end lmfao), it’s soooo funny. I feel like they’d have a sort of Love-Hate relationship at first, like when you hate someone so much it’s love...

My friend mentioned that because Alibaba is so different and the complete opposite of him, it makes sense he doesn’t understand it, but it only shows that he’s curious and that deep inside he wants to know.

And Judar would just constantly be like “I really don't get this guy at all” and “I don't understand what he's thinking at all!” Like how he was with Alibaba on the Dark continent. I think it’s interesting how he recognized that Alibaba has qualities that draw people to him, but just couldn't understand why.

I love their Fire and Ice duality. Light/Darkness. Angel/Devil. Hot and Cold. Enemies to Lovers. They’d bicker and kiss and make out. Twink on twink violence is their love language /lh

I feel like in the early stages of them catching feelies they’d both be really awkward around each other and constantly headbutt each other… They'd always be pretty competitive with each other, but they'd warm up to each other over time.

I love their setup, I’m obsessed with them and their vibes. They’re so funny and cute… I love their dynamic, their vibes are impeccable. I could sense the sen-core with them, I love them so much.

I awaken to my final form. Meow meow mf x Empathetic, loving ball of sunshine… It's the sen-core ship formula: meow meow mf x ball of sunshine. Morally questionable/morally bankrupt x morally agreeable <3

Also I love Light/Darkness, Yin/Yang and Sun/Moon/Eclipse themed ships. And Rivals/Enemies to Lovers. Opposites contrast :)

I love Opposites Attract ships that are also combined with any of these tropes: Narrative parallelism (Yin/Yang, Light/Darkness, Sun/Moon/Eclipse tropes), Protagonist x Rival/Antagonist/Opposing Figure, Reconciliation of Opposites, Fated Enemies/Rivals, etc.

Sen-core characters/ships: being a menace to A) the world and/or B) their rival/enemy/lover.

Alibaba is the sun, and Judar’s leitmotif is the black sun (just like Douman). And he’s also technically the moon. One of my friends told me she sees him with Eclipse symbolism, which is really interesting.

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breakingitswings · 4 years

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1-30

Not sure if this is all 30 I had to copy and paste one at a time

your favourite playlist (made by yourself or someone else): damn my old crying playlist from like 6 or so years ago. Never ever failed to hit hard

how many houseplants in your room, and what kinds are they?: none, not a plant person, although I like how they look, succulents are cute though

your favourite “grounding” activity (anything that involves using the hands/doesn’t involve “spacing out” or escapism - something like gardening, knitting, dancing, cooking): cleaning, cuz that usually involves dancing

an account on social media whose posts make you smile: my girl somethingabouttheway haha like the last account here I follow that's active. And a girl we know on fb always posts the funniest things.

5 tv shows that cheer you up: the office, brooklyne nine nine, soul eater, ouran high school host club, the good place

how you get relaxed when you’re struggling to sleep: I don't, I just put on YouTube and wait till I knock out

your favourite board game: my bros and I took a monopoly board and made our own, however it's broken and while one bro was getting all these things I still technically won. A version 2.0 patch is still to come

if you were going to write a non-fiction book on any topic, what would it be?: not sure, maybe heartbreaks, just curious to actually talk to people about emotions and thoughts on life in general but pain is always interesting

a quote that you would consider getting tattooed or putting in a frame: "We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?" Dead Poets Society

something you’ve created in the last year that you’re proud of (a playlist, a piece of art, some writing, a craft hobby, a social media account, etc): oof been a year of just getting by, well last how many years I guess. One of my bros and i are trying to write more, we keep brainstorming ideas whenever we hang out

a tip or hack you’ve learned that makes cleaning or tidying easier: nothing, still clean how I usually do

if you could make a candle that smelt like anything, what would you pick?: I don't even know, honestly my favorite scent is usually from a girl so

the last so-bad-it’s-good joke you heard: what's a duck's favorite drug? Quack lol wasn't that good but a friend and I were just sending jokes at each other it was a good moment

an artist (of any kind) whose work you look forward to seeing: in what way? I mean love to see whatever epik high does next. Or I wanna read more of Neil Gaiman. Or now that I've heard of Terry Pratchett I wanna read the Discworld series

the last tv episode that made you laugh out loud: brooklyn nine nine, watch it every week

how you wake your body up when it’s feeling tired, achy or needs a stretch: so I slap my chest, rotate my shoulders and start jumping

a bath, shower, beauty or toiletry product that makes you feel revived, or that you always re-order when it’s running out: nada

a book series you can always escape in: I wanna read series of unfortunate events again, I have most of the books, found them at a place that sells used books

the sport or exercise you enjoy the most, and what’s helped you get better at it: basketball, I still suck, but the sound and movements, the rhythm, feels amazing

a skill you’ve picked up in the past few years: I am a guy of no skill sorry

a youtube video you find useful, entertaining or relaxing:

https://youtu.be/AaV8NeT0fnY

And this isn't even mu favorite episode

if you were going to dye your hair any colour of the rainbow, what would you choose?: so weeb of me but I been wanting to do a white or silver with black mix. Was actually getting the balls to do it for vacation but that's canceled

the book you just finished and what you thought (no spoilers!): Good Omens was really good, not my favorite from Gaiman but how do i even compare books from my favorite author. It was enjoyable the whole way, i had fun and laughs.

describe the most wacky, weird and wonderful at-home outfit you’ve put together: don't think I have one, I prefer less clothes at home lol

a game you’re playing that takes your mind off things: besides the obvious of animal crossing haha astral chain

the film you watched most recently that you could watch again and again: tough one, I don't watch too many of the good ones over and over like I enjoyed parasite and knives out but not sure I'd watch often. I'd probably get sick of sonic or alita or detective pikachu after too many. AH rush hour was on tv, damn I can watch those all the time and still laugh

your favourite flavour and brand of tea: not sure, kinda just drink whatever tea is lying around the house. Not a big tea drinker but I like it and prefer it over coffee

a good-will story you’ve heard on the news that’s made you feel hopeful: my friend invited me to a fb group called go outside and howl at 8pm and it's just super wholesome seeing strangers send supporting messages or how people can post recovery type stories and find solace. Makes my day seeing it

a favourite easy recipe: 5 ingredients or less, or takes less than 30 min to make: does spaghetti take long? Cuz mom's spaghetti of marinara sauce, ground beef, pasta, brown sugar, sausages and pasta (yes that's 6 but whatever) love it

a song that makes you want to have a boogie round your bedroom:

https://youtu.be/Lbc2BkJrvWQ

My favorite singer took one of my favorite songs from him and changed it up and I still love it

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unorthodox-oblivion · 5 years

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Blindspot Fandom “Meet & Greet” #4

Name/Nickname: Ana/Nalu (unorthodox-oblivion)

Age (don’t be shy, we’re a fandom of grandmas): 21

Where are you from: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (and happy to be a tour guide to any fellow fans who want to visit the city)

When did you jump aboard the Blindspot madness: October 14th, 2018.

Other fandoms you’re in/TV shows you watch: I’m only deeply invested in Blindspot, atm. But I used to be just as involved with the Castle fandom, when the show was still running (and I still read the occasional fic, cuz the nostalgia is real). I watch This Is Us, The 100, Absentia, 911, Grey’s Anatomy, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Younger, among MANY others.

Favorite Blindspot characters (main): Season 1&2 Jane, Zapata, Patterson and Rich.

Favorite Blindspot characters (guest or recurring): David, Oscar, Allie and Boston.

Favorite ship(s): Jeller and Repata. I have hopes for Boscom.

Favorite episode(s): *opens Netflix*: The pilot for sure. I LOVE everything about it, ESPECIALLY the photography. 1x09/1x10/1x14/1x15/1x18/2x01/2x07/2x19/2x20/2x21/3x14/3x22/4x08/4x09/4x21/4x22

Favorite season(s): 1 and 2.

Favorite tattoo(s)/case(s): I’m obsessed with Jane’s honeycomb tattoo, idk why. I just love it a ton. Don’t really have a favorite case.

Favorite whatever you want: My favorite item of clothing for Jane was her leather jacket. I miss that look. Definitely don’t miss the cargo pants.

If you were a Blindspot character, who would you be: Considering all the martial arts training, I’d say Jane. But I guess I’m nerd², so I could easily be Patterson (?)

One scene that left you with your jaw on the floor: “You did this to yourself”. It was already 3 a.m. when I got that far and it kept me up the rest of the night, because I couldn’t stop watching.

One dead character you would bring back: David. (Or Roman, really tough choice, y’all are a little mean for making me choose just one)

One guest star (who has appeared in less that three to five episodes) you want to bring back: Aimee Carrero, who played Ana Montes. I thought her character was really cool and it would’ve been fun to have another Python x Perl argument scene between her and Patterson, or something similar. Nerd bickering is fun.

One recurring character you’d love to have promoted to regular: Little Bethany Weller. But that’s only because I want to see Dad Kurt more often. I don’t think it would have a great impact on the storyline at all, so they should probably just keep it as it is.

One actor/actress you would love to have guest star on the show (and who would they play): Stana Katic, just so both my fandoms could collide.

One forgotten storyline you wish they’d bring back or answer: Why/How Bill Weller killed Taylor Shaw?

One country you want the show to visit next season: I’d love for them to visit Brazil, my home country. But I think Australia could be really cool or maybe Sweden.

What’s your craziest/favorite theory about the upcoming season: That Jane is gonna get a little bitter and maybe want some revenge over the death of her loved ones. I have a theory of my own, though, that Reade doesn’t make it, solely based on the fact that he hasn’t been on any of the behind the scenes posts.

Share a little bit about yourself (don’t be shy): Oh, well... I’m a film student (hence the slight obsession with the photography of the show) . I train muay thai/kickboxing and I play college soccer. I speak 3 languages, fluently. I love to cook and bake. I have two adorable pups who have their own instagram account, so if you’re into dog pages, feel free to follow @pookapollo. I used to write fanfiction for Castle when I was - much - younger and I do intend to write something for Blindspot at some point (In fact, I owe @indelibleevidence a cute little story that I ALMOST finished), so if anyone has requests, send away, I’ll see if I can get those creative juices flowing.

@blindspothiatusproject

#BSHiatusproject #BSMeetAndGreet #@blindspothiatusproject

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thecrystalauthor · 7 years

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For All of Us [Part 1}

Ok, so before i start the actual story I just wanna say I’m kinda nervous to post this cuz y’know I’m an art blog and all, so if you could give this some extra love and notes I’d be really happy.

She muttered as she angrily paced down the city street. The pale faced girl stuck out like a thumb even in the huge city, and her choice of all black clothes and a little kitty headband only emphasized her case.

“I've had enough!” She hissed through clenched teeth. She was nearly at her apartment now. It wouldn't be long until they all paid.

As she lined the geometric figure on the floor with candles, Jane took a moment to think of what reasons she had to go through with this, her coworkers. It's true the girl had never been very popular, her gothic attire had got her mercilessly teased in high school, but she'd expected respect in work. Respect she got, fear included. Not a soul would speak to her, work was left on her desk without Jane even being able to catch who left it. She was never invited out for drinks, or for work barbeques and the seclusion of being a complete pariah drove her insane, not literally though, she thought as she lit the last candle and looked down at an old dusty book of spells.

Translata quid hocTune es qui terebravisse!

Omnia bona fortuna sit penitus ego sumquod aliquid geometriam

It looks like another is summoning

Whose turn is it?

It’sssss yoursssss we think

Alright

As Jane finished her ritual the flames brightened to an unbearable white; Jane curled into a ball, shielding her eyes in her lap, bracing for whatever will leave the ring.

This was a bad idea

She can't help but think just a little too late,

And then,

plick!

Jane rubbed her head as she stared at what dropped on her from above. She gently picked up the item to examine it, a tiny blue rhombus made of wood. Is this? Jane couldn't help but be reminded of the tangram toys she used to play with as a child.

“Excuse me?”

Jane's head snapped up to look at the voice in the ring, the flames burned duller now, but even still she could only see a silhouette as it stood in the circle. Was it human? No. Although at first glance the figure looked human, She noticed an extra arm tearing through its elbow, and only one eye on the left side of his face. Jane could only stare on in horror at the thing she had summoned, and it got no better as it stepped from the ring. It wasn't even flesh, maybe if it was at least skin and bones Jane could manage, but it's entire body was those little colored blocks, each one twitching as the thing stepped forward. It looked like it's unliving gaze could kill her, but then it did something odd, it laughed.

“Could I have that back?” The thing mused. Jane was finally freed from her paralysis enough to look to the block in her hand and back at the creature. “Yes, that.” It stood there chuckling to itself until Jane shakily handed the block over. “thanks kitten.” It snapped the piece into the end of his hand, creating a sound not unlike bones snapping. Jane shuddered. “Soooo?” The thing took another step forward, the candles going out and the lights coming on; Jane scrambled to her feet and jumped back.

“Stay BACK!” Jane shouted at the thing, causing it to pause.

“Rude.” It had no concern for her fear, or at least didn't act like it, “after you called me and all.” Jane felt her adrenaline fade slightly, after all it, no he, Jane decided, didn't seem hostile at all. Maybe he did just want to help. That's his purpose, she supposed

“Um, yes,” she paused, “ I uhh need you-”

“Lemme guess, you've got some half baked revenge plot against your peers because they don't understand you because you're goth.”

“How?”

“That's everyone's plan kitten. Everyone I've met at least.” He rolled his one eye, leaning against the side wall.

“It's Jane.”

He grinned.

“Nice ta’ meet cha’ Jane!” His arm thrusted towards her, the force pulling the pieces of his arm apart slightly before snapping back in their place, “Name’s Chao.”

Jane's brow furrowed.

“Like the dog?”

“No not the dog,” Chao grimaced, “like the Latin word for chaos!” He threw his arms in the air for dramatic effect.

“How original,” she quipped.

“You're right, they created a word based on my name and now it's so overdone,” Chao frowned, deep in thought. Jane paused, considering if it was possible for Chao to be that old.

“So, Chao,” she paused, mulling over her thoughts, “Can you do it?”

“Can I do it?” He seemed insulted, “yes I can do it, I can do anything. I'm a chaos god.”

Jane seemed temporarily stunned.

“You, you're not a demon?” She fumbled through her spell book, “I could've sworn you should've just been a low level demon, something harmless..”

“Well I'm not kitten, sorry,” He obviously didn’t mean it.

“So what do I need to do?” Jane took a step closer, “do you need my blood, my soul?”

“No!” Once again, Jane seemed to offend the thing with her stereo typical knowledge.

“Then what?”

Chao paused.

“Nothin’”

“What do you mean nothing? You're just going to help me?!”

“Sure, I'm bored; ever since you humans invented the internet you've been doing my job for me, it's total discord,” he crossed its arms in a bizarre formation to account for the extra limb. He even pouted slightly, making Jane wonder if Chao was actually a threat.

“Alright. Well, uh, should we?” Jane had no idea what to do, she’d never summoned anything, and certainly never something like this.

“Do you have a plan?” Chao quizzed, “anything? All of your peers? Dead or just tormented? Anyone have phobias?”

“I don't know!” Jane shouted, shutting Chao up for the time being, “I didn't think about it,” she sighed, “I didn't think at all.”

“Don't worry about it kitten, I'm patient,” he curled an arm around her and she flinched; His body was cold and hard, as you would expect wood to be, not at all comforting to be held by, and certainly not helping Jane be less afraid. She tried to politely step away, and chao didn't seem to be offended by the gesture.

“Why don't you take some time to think it over? I don't know get some food or something, Just calm down,” Chao, finally content with their progress in talking, started looking around the room he'd been summoned in.

“Uh, are you hungry?” Jane examined Chao, “Do you need to eat at all?”

“No,” Chao paused, “or if I do, it's only once every thousand years. However, if you're offering.”

“You can have some pizza,” she offered, slightly wary of accidentally insulting the god again, “I can't eat one in just one sitting anyway.”

The two headed back to the living room, in order to continue planning their evil plot.

Jane knew the pizza delivery girl personally, Sammy, she’d learned over time. Jane ordered pizza at least twice a week, so they spoke often. This meant when the usually dead faced Jane answered the door nervous and full of thought Sally took notice.

“What ‘sa matter J?” Sammy asked through a mouth full of bubble gum.

“Hmm? Nothing.” Jane hurriedly took the food constantly glancing behind her to make sure the monster she'd summoned stayed out of sight.

“You gotta boy over don’cha?” She proceeded to blow and pop another bubble as Jane's face turns bright red.

“No no no Sammy you got it all wrong!”Jane stumbled over her words but Sammy just laughed.

“No I didn’t, I can read you like a book J,” she smirked, “Just stay safe, a'ight?”

Jane was temporarily stunned by the implications of Sammy’s remark. If Sammy only knew what was going on she wouldn't joke about how “safe” Jane should be. Jane stood there long after the delivery girl was gone. Long enough for Chao to slink out of his hiding spot and waltz over.

“that's what food looks like now?” Chao eyed the box.

“Chao when were you last summoned?” Jane was honestly curious. As they waited for food, Chao had explored everything in her house and seemed familiar with very little of it. Chao paused, before counting on his hand.

“1875,” he declared, nodding slightly as he checked the math in his head

“1875? You're kidding!” She looked at him as if he was even more insane than she'd already determined.

“Nope.” Chao snagged the box and pivoted, placing it on the table.

“So you've never seen cars, or cellphones or laptops?” She offered, trying to better understand.

“I've seen cars,” Chao retorted, “I stayed here until 1903, cars were invented in 1885. Plus, I'm not an idiot, I know what cellphones and computers are.” He shifted, his pieces slanting slightly as he leaned. “Just never seen them.” Jane nodded, understanding a little better. As she plated their dinner she dared to ask, “what kind of deal did you make that took almost 30 years to complete?” Chao somehow seemed to go even more rigid.

“The kind that isn't your business.”

Not wanting to aggravate him anymore, Jane handed Chao a plate and a soda.

“Thank you,” Chao sighed, before sitting on the couch.

It's going to be a long night

They both decided.

Morning was never a good time for young adults, and as Jane found out, it wasn't very good for Chao either. As the girl got up and ate leftover pizza for breakfast and clumsily got dressed, the monster she had summoned laid motionless on a recliner.

I hope he's not dead.

Jane thought, then momentarily puzzled if he even could die. Would the pieces just collapse? As she stared and wondered, Chao finally rose, stretching his three arms and groaning like a teenager on the first day of school. They both just watched each other for a moment, but Chao was the first to speak.

“It's rude to stare,” he mustered, throwing his weight off the couch in a movement Jane was sure would make his body collapse. It didn't and he stared at her a moment more before walking over and snagging the last slice of pizza.

“Made up your mind on your revenge?” Chao asked, an impersonation of a stereotypical villain creeping over his words, in an obviously mocking tone. He expected her to chastise him, as most humans thought it would be acceptable to do, but she just stopped chewing and stared at her counter momentarily.

“Can you make me more likable?” She didn't even look up at him as the hushed words left her mouth.

“Whoa, whoa this is a big shift from yesterday,” Chao looked her over, not expecting her to have changed her mind so quickly.

“ well yeah, but it's only because you said it.”

Chao paused. Humans weren't usually ones to take advice from weirdos. Humans wouldn't even listen to other humans if they were too weird. If Chao had known how easily Jane would listen to him, he would’ve used his words much differently.

“I can't hurt anyone Chao. You're right, I just chose to be mad and didn't think, and now you're here and-”.

“Calm down,” Chao insisted, “This isn't some anime where I'm gonna eat your soul or something because you accidentally summoned me. You're fine.” Despite his annoyed tone, Chao’s words seemed to calm Jane slightly. “Besides,” he continued, “I can't enter this plane of existence without being summoned, so, y'know, you kinda did me a favor anyway.”

“Wait, you were banished from here?”

“Well yes, but-”

Jane suddenly seemed panic stricken. “So are you gonna try and murder us, or destroy the world, or enslave-”

Once again Jane's ramblings were cut short.

“I said CALM DOWN!” Chao’s pieces clicked together, his anger more apparent. “Yes I was banished we ALL were. Just because you humans won't let us on your plane doesn't mean we'll just blindly destroy everything jeez!” Chao huffed and dug his teeth into the remaining pizza crust. Jane nodded.

“Sorry.” She looked away from him again and Chao simply scoffed. “It's just, no one's seen anything like you in hundreds of years, you'll have to forgive me for being a bit…”

“Of an ass?”

“I was going to say presumptuous.”

“I wasn't.” Chao grinned and looked at Jane, who laughed a little at the remark.

“I should get to work, would you be ok staying here until I get back?”

“You still want me here?” Chao looked her over for an explanation, maybe she was just tired.

“Well I'm obviously not just gonna let you leave without helping me with something.”

Maybe we’ll get along alright after all. They both thought.

#For All Of Us #Chao #Jane #critisism welcome #first text post

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secretsofthemasquerade · 7 years

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WoD Prelude: Vampire end-game review

World of Darkness Preludes: Vampire and Mage on steam, ios and google play store

This review is about the game in a vacuum. I will make another post about the authors, the meaning behind it, and WWP as a whole. This is, let’s say, a drama-free, spoiler-free review of the game as a game, ignoring everything else.

Thanks to @abadbadman (whom I can’t tag for some reason… thanks again so much <3) I’ve been able to play the VtM/Mage preludes. This is a spoiler-free game review now that I finished it! I also recommend this very well made, spoiler free steam review.

I have liveblogged it and with the tag “secrets liveblogs” you can avoid spoilers. I try and put the most heavy stuff under “read more” but sometimes shit happens sorry :p

What kind of game is it?

It’s a choose your own adventure text-based game. You’re texting your contacts and have, sometimes, options to “fill in the blanks”.. So you have “some” leverage to how you “did” things as you tell them to your contacts. So your game system is just your mouse (or your finger if mobile version) to choose the options. No QTE, no skill involved. There’s no stats, you don’t know what you’re good at, or bad at, and you don’t really choose who you text or what you choose to not tell them. You cannot rewind, but you can restart any chapter.

Except there’s little to no “choose your own adventure”, and more of “pick the right choice”, which can be incredibly frustrating. I died so many times xD

So, it’s a very linear game. Which in and out of itself defeats the purpose of licensing a RPG...

The music and sound effects, which I didn’t mention in my first review, were fine and nice. I usually play soundless, this is why I didn’t mention it previously.

The characters. Some of them are really well developed, but the protagonist (Case) is just uninteresting af, is it a self insert by Zak? And for many, my question is “why are they even here?”. They’re all insane, though, nobody texts “like a normal person”. I mean, it’s full of rambles and trips all the time, there’s only very few people who have a normal, believable text conversation (even taking into account the vampiric aspect of it). Everyone’s drugged out of their minds, how am I supposed to sympathize, feel a connection, or get into the character’s mind? Nothing anyone does is remotely rational (again, even taking into account the whole vampiric stuff). Why isn’t there a block option? Or ignore? And the “high end characters” just.. lack elegance, to say the least.

The art. the whole aesthetic of the game, I just don’t like it, I dislike modern art, I hate how sometimes the author(s) added in a “oh, I drew this” to jerk off and show off their artz. They serve no purpose, they give no clues that can be read and tbh they’re just useless for me as a player. If they were more accessible and not just a splash of ink on paper, I’d actually be able to have them be “in game” and use them. Most of them are sent from the other main character, who has “dreams”, they are supposed to be important! But I can’t even read them. Am I that dense? Am I not working hard enough to get in the artsy mood? Blah. What I really did like, was the interface of the mobile, the name, the color coding. That was really well done. So, good job on UI!!:)

The story. It’s not a terrible story; it’s just pretty nonsensical, some decisions are very out of character, or at least out of context; so you know you’re being hunted down, but you accept an invite to a random high society house for a drug-party. Why do I want to go there? Why am I not doing X or Y instead? Why didn’t I keep contact with whatever? But there are moments where your “battery is dying”, that’s nice. Too bad that’s the only thing i can really salvage. There is a hint of a Bloodlines character being there, though! And a few real names are used as well.

The writing. There’s clear research on wording, phrasing, and characterization through dialogue; I can differentiate most characters easily. There are great lines in there, but overall it’s drowned in the clusterfuck of spam that gives me no real information to make any decision, everyone uses weird non-factual wording, and you just go along with the drug-high. Maybe, again, I’m too dense to “see the vision of the author(s)”? I had a few laughs, and I really enjoyed most of what wasn’t a drug ramble of random stuff (”and this is how I’m here in the gutter dying but I wanted to say goodbye” for instance, or “but I’m weak and an idiot and now [killer] has a new shitty phone”), but there are really a bunch of misses “but he was too strong I knew it would fail” while you’re being killed is just bleh. What I absolutely cannot accept is that “hey, use voice to text to be stealthy” few aspects that happen mid-to-late-game. Do these people know who voice to text work? Also, the writing of those texts is terrible (they really look typed, instead of “computer heard and typed for you”, aka, there’s no “god damn autocorrect” moments, cuz you all know how voice to text, hushed and fast, can do shit). That’s just poor research/work, or at best, it’s plain laziness.

Mechanically speaking.

The game is sometimes broken because when you “retry”, you often have no choices in your options (like there’s only one option and it kills you), which means you need to restart the full chapter (which is long sometimes).

Unlike Princess Makers, where you really need to restart the FULL GAME at each death (no rewind, but considering how short and easy to skip these games are, it’s only enhancing replayability), this ability to “try again and pick the right option ;)” is a bit annoying; not because I get to try again, but because of the god damn dead ends that force me one way, which is shitty for a choose your own adventure game. Being able to read back the texts and so is nice, though.

Sometimes the game goes black “you died” before you even had the time to read what happened. That’s poor coding as well.

Choices were sometimes weird; just “turning around the corner” gets you killed without any explanation, but other totally random shits nope. Why? I mean, there’s no reason. At least Ming Xiao explains you stuff and while you’re fucked, the ending feels satisfying to the player (you had it coming though lol). What about non-death end-games ? Like “And you finished as a slave of [person] while texting lobotomized shit to your friends”. That would have been fine. But no, nothing like that.

The fact that I knew almost nothing about my character and what they know of other characters is just stupid. There’s also no instance where I can choose who to text, the game forces me one way and tough luck, I fucking hate that when I’m being told it’s a game about choices and agency. I felt I had almost none. I felt railroaded to the “right choice” all along, and because the game didn’t carry on despite my failure (like a good visual novel does 95% of the time), it was a frustrating experience.

As a game, it’s a failure. As a story, it’s a failure. In terms of progressiveness and bringing something out there, it’s a failure, it’s worse than that, it’s a step back. There are far better choose your own adventure games, and apart from dropping some names, this has almost nothing to do with VtM ; many twists of the lore, way too many exceptions... Everyone’s a special snowflake and I hate that. No surprise there.

I felt I was playing Damsel (in a very, very bad way). “Fuck off” or “you’re disgusting!” isn’t a choice, you dense assholes.

You might not want to buy it because of the controversy about the authors. I say don’t buy it because it’s bad. We deserve better.

#wod preludes #vampire the masquerade #vtm #world of darkness #wod #review #to read

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TH!FPA_VB – Lord of Lies and Deceiving

Yo, been a while since I posted something on this account, but here we are, back at it again with a casual VB drawing like in good ol’ 2020

…Though, this time things got built on a different road of events as you can see, not to mention this is a spoiler to what’s to come for VB (but tbh I stopped caring at this point so yea)

First and for most however, there are quite a few questions surrounding this fic’s development I have to answer for our sake (mostly mine since I feel like mold spaghetti for not keeping up on things oml-)

Yes, I once said VB was on the way of getting completed and all that, I know

Problem is, the changes I want to do to the ‘lore’ (if you want to call it that way idk) are also retroactive to the events in the present timeline (aka past events that are mentioned but not entirely shown because ugh-), some characters that have some relevancy on the story but only come up at the very end chapters on VB itself, etc. etc. which are things that I personally find bothersome as its writer and the reason why I’d rather not make the ‘sequel-prequel’ of it where things get explained and all that

Instead, I’ll fuse both VB and TAF (the sequel-prequel’s name acronym standing for ‘The ‘ANOMALY’ files’ fyi) so it can focus on one party alone and I don’t waste any more time than what I already have done so (haha funny cuz me late to party amiriteeeimsorry-)

…And about the format for it, I’ve decided I’ll ‘upgrade’ it to a comic instead since y’know, I do art and it’ll also make my writing simpler so yea

Still tho, I’m kinda paranoic on if I should get going with the prologue by the time I finish its script or not since I don’t wanna make the plot a mess or leave things (important* things) unfolded by accident, but we’ll see how it goes (and hopefully I’ll make it out alive-)

Also, keep in mind that by the moment I’m writing this, I’m stuck in the Friday Night Fuc- I mean Funkin’ fandom, and y’all know what happens when the fandom switching happens…

My concept-creation-obssessive-self starts grinding gears like cuckoo -doesn’t mean I’ll abandon everyone else tho, it’s just that my focus splits on multiple parts and all that balloney

So, now that I did my little defense statement up there, let’s get rolling to the mainpoint down here

First, who’s this spider guy?

Well, he’s a ‘side’ antagonist, more specifically the person DPM is after (but doesn’t realize he is until very later)

His name is Q-Ross Sid, a ‘camel spider’ that lives in the Spider Kingdom as the royal executioner and prison head-guard/-caretaker

He’s what I’d consider to be an ‘anomaly’, since he’s a genetic fusion of graphite (20%), chalk (10%) and correcting fluid (70%), with the graphite being his ‘stabilizer’ component (osseous structure and skin/muscular tissue mostly) and the chalk his ‘cooler’ component (mostly on his defense and assimilation mechanism), not to mention he can only consume either correcting fluid matter derivatives…and/or ink matter derivatives, including living beings (mostly as an energy source and which his body somehow can partially convert into graphite)

…And by that fact alone you can tell that yes, he killed Isea -also known as Dizzy/Izzy Pants Girl (YESss I fINALLY GAVE HER A NICK ASDFGH-) in VB mostly due to her ‘special ability’ and stuff- by Queen Aris’ command. And yes, he can shapeshift, which explains why he got DPM to blame FPM for what happened, this that (but I think you might have figure it out already by the drawing alone so yea-)

However, although at first I thought his ability would be limited to mimick FPM’s appearance only, I now decided to amplify it a little, and instead he can shapeshift into any sketch/graphite-alike/related being, with FPM being his ‘link’ to them most of the time (stalkey tatics are not okey dokey my man but you do you I guess)

Though he can only shapeshift into stickfigs since he doesn’t have that much of ‘color filling’ for a human drawing itself (yeah ik they’re humanized in the story but things will make sense sooner or later I promise, for now just bear with me as we go on on this plz), and he cannot shapeshift into ink/liquid-alike/related beings because they’re not compatible and it’ll only lead him to corrupt his physical form –not meaning he can’t recover from it tho

But he can’t replicate them entirely, as his eyes and the ring are the two main red flags to spot him (but with some contact lenses and a little pocket, it can be fixed y’know-)

As for his robotic arm, it was after a fight that I’ll rather not explain due to not being that relevant; and even thought doctors refused to give him a prosthesis at first since he could simply let it rebuild naturally (yes he can regen too, but in a slower phase bc reasons), he got it anyways due to the fact limbs regen take way longer than physic injuries and/or internal damage (some even assumed that they probably wouldn’t actually regen anyway), which can be a bother on his job most of the time…and maybe out of spite too –he wanna look tough, yo-

Fun fact, during the hype I got from making this bad boi, I ended up attaching him to grandson’s song called ‘Blood/Water’ due to the lyrics kinda resembling his defamatory actions towards FPM (and also his wild and sometimes desperate hunger towards ink beings, yikes)

Second, what’s VB’s main plotline now and why did I expand it?

To resume it in the ‘signature phrase’ I made for the new version (which was also inspired on MARETU’s ‘Magical Doctor’ song –mandoilovethisvocaloidsongcomposerasdfgh)

**THIS WASN’T MEANT TO HAPPEN**

Venomous Bittersweet (which I’ll rename in the future due to the fusion with TAF) started off with a simple plot -FPM going on a mission for himself to get cured from a spider bite he got all of a sudden, but failing in the process (bc plot convenience idk) and CPG is the one who goes to his rescue instead while showing off the things she learned from him, this that, wholesome ending blah blah blah- you know the drill if you read it to end.

But by the moment I began making those little ‘inside stories’ –specially DPM’s backstory explaining why he became so reckless and outgoing- I started to extent myself on how things worked on this AU, even how drawings come to life (ik it’s weird but that’s how I though it to be so ff-), and by such I felt the urge to give almost everything a background story, such as Aris’ reason to kidnap and take control over FPM’s body and mind (and maybe his soul too oops-), the Spider Kingdom’s origin and even the portals and ‘reality deterioration’ in SFPA, passing by DPM’s origins and stuff.

And even if I felt like hitting walls and taking things a little too in-depth most times, I think it did bring some good things for the new plotline I’m going for now

So, in the new story, all the weird, whacky (and disturbing) things that happen after SFPA and during OG VB plotline came by what I’d express as some sort of ‘time-space anomaly’ that made everything slightly unstable on the ‘other side’ of the studio (I won’t explain too much my brain is about to boil rn so take that as you will for now tysm), having a passive (but not unnoticeable) effect on the sketchbooks.

I can’t give much context why, how or where did the anomaly came to be exactly (you can make theories if you like, I’d love to read them 4real <3), but it’s main purpose is to take control over all existing worlds just to corrupt them to its will, to the point there is basically nothing left but despair and desolation to which all entities will be forced to endure and all that edgy jazz.

…And by that, the ‘anomaly’ will create incompatible matter amalgams –ink and graphite being the most coming-to-mind example in the story so far- in order to conquer all the sketchbooks, but as a consequence of this ‘anomaly’s’ arise, new worlds came to be fully developed (in other words, they finally exist as a whole), and with that, new ‘heroes’ are brought into the situation, each representing a type of artistic material alone –watercolor, oil paint, etc-, heroes with which FPM will encounter and interact with, as he’ll also help them in how to use their abilities to fight the baddies and stuff.

And because we need conflict to make things interesting, Q-Ross and DPM indirectly (but kinda) ‘team up’ to fabricate fake evidence and such in order to mess with FPM’s reputation towards the heroes by incriminating him and/or even mislead his actions (confusing wrong by right and vice versa, etc.) (because ink man is salty and corrector ass is a dick by nature –ofc), and even ocassionally with Q-Ross starting the job, just to get DPM to finish it; and sometimes they get the aforesaid characters to hold grudges –if it comes to succeed, or instead making them get more on his side by the same feeling of doubt –if they mess up on something, no matter the size.

As about his sickness, well, it also got a little twist.

We know that new worlds and material compositions come with new squiggle types, and even if ‘dust-related’ types don’t affect him for too long –chalk being the closest example I can bring up-, liquid or clayish matters, such as oil and crayon squiggles respectively, are toxic towards him, so in the way the more he interacts with incompatible squiggles, the more harmed his health condition gets, to the point it grips into the weakest part of his body –his core (I’ll later explain this just…let me get this out first plz), which limits him on doing most things he’s used to do normally.

…And well, the spider bite (which is also an abnormal matter amalgam times two, though I’ll keep it secret for now) was the last nail in the coffin on fucking him up entirely to a new level of corruption (damn is that a stretch I’m seeing-)

Long story short, this was also because I wanted ArPM to have a backstory that’s more than just ‘I’m evil nao bc me get poisond and mindcontrold by spoders out of spite hahahaha-’

Third (and lastly), who’s Ahetzo exactly and what’s his main purpose on the story?

This is a short one

In case you didn’t see my tweet on my Twitter account (here a linkie), this is a side character I made that’s supposed to be some kind of ‘spirit’ or something alike who’s the one in charge of the studio while ya dev boi is gone

In other words, he’s basically like Brad’s subconscious self (IK YIKES- YOU CAN HIT ME WITH THE CHAIR NOW I WON’T MIND-)

…and even though he tried to keep the anomaly thing contained as long as he could while figuring out how to disarm it or at least neutralize it (yes it was there way before, like during fpaw3 events or before so because AU logic lol), the more he tried to condense it, the more it multiplied itself until, well, y’know, shit blew up and everything just sdfghjk’d

And yes, he was the one who released the new worlds to keep the crazy stuff at range, this that

Oml my brain-

And before I finish here, I’d like to make a little ‘self-critic’ regarding my artwork here…and I gotta say, I’m really proud of it on most parts

As I began to retake on digital art lately –mostly due to my slight entering onto the FNF/partially NG communities and other things, I’ve been testing out new techniques and stuffs on GIMP 2 with the ‘routes’ tool and all that (that’s also why it looks almost symmetrical, but don’t fool urself it did took its time-), I even corrected some of the lines to make them sharp and fancy (haha funi joek im so quirkee-)

In here, I wanted to try mixing both solid and blurry shadows as well as replicating a ‘crystalish’ effect –as seen on Q-Ross’ eyes- and some line effects with the ink tool such as the liquid dripping out of Q’s mouth (yes that correcting fluid saliva now stfu-) and the graphite/correctfluid webs coming out of his clawtips/fingertips

And though I haven’t made an official palette for him, I think the colors I picked here suit him well enough in my own idea of such

Overall, I had fun making this, and I love how it came out

Still though, any criticism, opinion and commentary is welcome, both about my art piece and my little showcase over here

That’s all I got for now, see you all later on

K bai-

#The Fancy Pants Adventures franchise (C) belongs to Brad Borne (DrNeroCF) on NewGrounds #FPAVB + Q-Ross Sid| Artwork (C) belong to me

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batterymonster2021 · 5 years

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

Ted, in case you had three wants, what would it not be? Three desires, God I don’t know particularly. What, I feel the first one would be … World Peace and then maybe an finish to starvation and … Extra money for hospitals and that style of factor fair ample Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i’m pleased adequate fairly particularly you would not want anything in any respect? No, i don’t suppose so are not able to believe of whatever anyway You would not say you desired a big automobile to power around in? That’d be incredible using round in a giant automobile. That’d be one yeah, how notable? And what could be your second want? Oh, no, that’ll be nice. No the auto shall be best you’d prefer to be a rock star or anything like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i might like to be a rock big name like an Elvis or something. Oh, that’d be wonderful so Your 1/3 wish if you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be exceptional.Huge car, and i used to be Elvis. That’d be grand wouldn’t you adore say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i would love that cup. If I had that cup and i was Elvis and that i used to be in a giant car , that’d be excellent you may have never had much of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you’re right there Ted Are you definite you won’t have some tea Paul? No, i am pleasant proper Would you adore me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I’m satisfactory correct have you visible father Shorton at all not too long ago? No I used to be considering, what would he be, would he be 80 now? Consider so oh Dougal. You wanted to have a word , will not be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Don’t overreact reasonable sufficient proper it is father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you tell him to not come Ted. You stated… You promised after the final time? I attempted however it’s like seeking to talk to a wall with a mustache.Oh my God I hate it these awful protracted silences Why did not you deceive him? Huh? I did I instructed him nice colossal tremendous lies with feckin bells placing off them do you know what it is like? It’s like looking to ask the holy mother to stop appearing to schoolyards right Dougal you might have acquired to hold me company. No, no again once more, hah Sorry Paul. You consider Dugal? Ah sure Of direction you do. Sure you ought to’ve been coming right here for… How decades is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer. So what time you’re going again the next day to come? I could stay What? Mentioned, I might stay How lengthy? Well, I have no idea. Few weeks, perhaps Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Someone for a great cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you no longer need to get back to your parish? No, not for a at the same time anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it is it is simply that there’s a predicament in that umm Dougal and i had been considering of doing some thing …What used to be it we had been considering of doing Dougal? The thing there? Yes? Sure, what was the thing we were going to do together um sure? Yeah? What used to be it and factor and massive thing it used to be and vacations occurring holidays that is nice. I will intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we had been occurring vacations at all. It was once whatever else We were going to do that means no one can keep within the condo What used to be it? We we we were going to… Have the art work rehung? Oh wonderful exquisite reminiscence there? Have you ever noticed they are all crockett. I mean what sort of an perspective is that? Mad perspective ha ha so you can’t keep right here. It is too detrimental see could not be here when men and women are shifting art work throughout the location So where will you go? Lodge traditionally that is satisfactory.I will go with you Sorry Paul. I simply have anything to claim to Dougal God suppose Dougal believe alright. I will do the thinking Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I will need to smash it to him gently appear you take Paul out and i will go… You are now not leaving me on my own with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can’t now there is no way, so well. Are you going to inform Jack? I will get me coat Paul? Dougal is going for a walk would you wish to join him? No, i’m first-class. Are you certain you will not go, it’s beautiful? No, thanks. No. I am best. Good. It’s just that Dougal desires to show you anything it can be very major Is it? Sure very very most important this could be the main factor you can ever see Eh? Yes proper. So you’ll be able to go so? No i am quality. Thanks i’ll see it again sometime. Let’s be sincere. It is no longer that Dougal wishes to show you something. It can be that there’s a fire within the condominium, and you have to go away fire? I didn’t want to get you into a panic cuz it can be only a small fire however nevertheless it might spread and in the event you died in it i might by no means forgive myself so if you happen to’d just go together with Dougal, i will battle the blaze right so you’re going? Yeah, there may be a fire quality do not fear about me.A drop of water will do the trick So have you noticeable father Shorton as of late? No Oh, yeah, I believe he have to be about 80 now? I think so Father father are you wakeful? Father Father we now have a tourist So how’s everything then? Alright Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long gone to mattress then Ted. Yes. He used to be somewhat tired correct well, I suppose my bathtub will likely be able through now am i able to aid you Paul? No i am quality i am um Having a bath it is just I need to go to the toilet proper, go forward time for mattress it’s simplest half of seven? Sure, but I have to be up at eleven:00 within the morning Dougal, you higher get some relaxation too I cannot take much more of this Ted. I know i do know Six years, you’ll feel that by using now he’d have bought the message Do you don’t forget that point Ted once we knew he used to be coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was powerful anybody else would go fair adequate and just no longer turn up five days in the attic No food no water rats in every single place If best we thought of it this yr How did you meet him in the first location? He used to be presented to me through father Jim Dugan.We were at a convention Dugan got here up and said this is father Stone and ran out of the constructing just ran straight out of the building So we began speakme yeah? Well, I started speakme you understand how he is and just to break the silence I invited him to stay you recognize just for whatever to assert. The following day, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God if you don’t must say anything fairly just sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I’m hoping he is long past before your birthday party anyway. Oh, he could be long gone by means of then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time.I’d better be going Ted. Oh, any person need a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I do not care the way you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you need money? Some thing you need. Name any charge? We will have to go house Ted. Think about it Dougal. Think about sitting in the residing room. Oh, yeah, I think it’s clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances intellect. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball. No longer precisely the u.S. Masters Will you have a go father? Oh. No Are you definite, it is very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted superb. You’ve got a go Go on, it is even less complicated, now that the windmill isn’t on the way in which There you go. What is the worst thing can occur? Oh, God Dougal it can be all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit via lightning? No, of path not I I asked him to intervene by hook or by crook, however it is a bit much. What are you considering of? Who would’ve notion that being hit by way of lightning would land you in a health center What what are you speaking about of direction it may well land you in a health center.Good. It is not probably that critical is it Ted I imply, I was once hit by lightning a few times. I on no account needed to go to hospital sure, Dougal, but you are extraordinary from most humans. All that happened to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever notice it is usually sick persons who grow to be in hospitals? Yeah, all of them come right here Ted. Of course you’re a goner at the minute you stroll in by means of the door you recognize i might decide upon to take my possibilities in the true world Ted.You already know no matter how ailing I was i’d never go beneath the hammer underneath the knife Dougal underneath the Hammers auctioneering. Very well. Yeah take into account that movie Ted where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the person Oh, sure what was that referred to as? Out of Africa? I think anyway your man has the head of the fly and he is chasing his wife everywhere the situation and he or she you understand she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and the whole thing so he is not going to get… Discontinue ample enough. I have to discontinue you there Dougal. Sure, Ted. No motive. I simply have to stop you brand new emergency.What is it in these days health practitioner? We have no idea I suppose it can be a combination of Babycham and Harvick generally all that was left after the get together Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Consider he is lifeless? By and large doing tests. What sort of exams general expertise? No won’t get so much out of him in that situation. No no clinical exams So how would he find out about that Ted? There he goes. He can transfer when he needs to You silly bastard you have got fairly performed it this time. You began it you slag. Subsequent time i will finish the job I… Fathers John whats up, Mary good, uh, what are you doing right here father? Um a friend of ours had somewhat of an accident? Oh pricey. What happened to you, that looks nasty? Ah sure. It can be nothing father. It is just a headache don’t know why I stricken coming particularly Is that blood? Oh God no no i don’t feel so. I just received a mild nick with a knife when Mary was once placing the bandage on it can be uh it’s no longer a stab wound certain, he is nice You seem like you might have been in the wars your self mary.Ah it’s handiest a sprain father. It is nothing. I will slip it in a bag of cold it is now not broken. If it is sure, what the hell. I hope your pal will get better subsequent time. Shut up you ancient bitch. They may be a lovely couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even be aware of when you suppose about it does he have much of a loved ones yes mom and dad are alive and he has a brother. I suppose a health care provider in the united states healthcare professional wow huh, you wouldn’t think that would you but that’d just be quite normal? The favourite son would turn out to be a physician after which the idiot brother could be despatched off to the priesthood your brother’s a general practitioner isn’t he sure Ha surgeon. How’s the patient? He is striking in there. It can be in general shock. Satisfactory. Well, that’s not critical well, it’s quite critical a bolt of lightning can do quite a few injury.Can it? Sure, his reactions are very poor at the second he’s normally been like that very terrible reactions. That is ordinary for him. Simply he is now not reacting at all to any stimulus once more i would not worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I’m a health care professional and i know that it’s no longer traditional to fail to react to stimulus i’m sure it is seem look look at this See it’s a thing with priests we’ve got our minds on extra religious matters, so i would not worry about it good, no, I think i will worry about it. Oh oh God, k? Can we see him, i might like to say a prayer.Yes, all right father this fashion As you’ll find we still haven’t been equipped to get rid of the golf club Why is not he in bed? It’s tough to get him right into a comfortable position when he’s in that stance however you’re correct. He’s been on his ft long sufficient. Appears like a trophy He does a little. I’m sorry. I most effective simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve bought to get him into mattress father could you You need to be father Crilly. Sure i’m. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It’s horrible father it’s terrible God forgive me for using the Lord’s name in useless but Jesus Christ how terrible this is this father it is it is terrible horrible I tell ye i could not have mentioned it better meself horrible is the phrase father horrible I let you know father horrible is simply too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a word when you look at what you’re doing to your mother you lazy little bastard.You are vain Father, i’m sorry him triggered you all this difficulty God forgive me for saying this but would not have been higher if he’d been killed obtained us all upset Jesus father what you have got to consider of him and us for bringing him into the world My God i go out for a drink father would you become a member of me? I will keep right here for the moment. Okay. So long proper and this is Mommy hiya i do know what you’re as much as God you understand father, Paul thinks the world of you. Oh certainly he does he under no circumstances stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes back from Craggy Island and he is counting the days, so he can return again actually look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they go via and right right down to the bottom of the chart father photo of your self oh, God.I took his artwork as good father. He did this one for you God, what’s it? It’s his heart? Do whatever! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, would you include me? I want you to fill out some varieties. Is he going to be all right? We’re doing all we are able to but he is really unwell. Simply hope for the first-rate All proper doctor. Come on Mommy The historical woman she knows she is aware of it is all my fault How would she know that? They have got approaches, ancient females are in the direction of God than we will ever be They get to that age they usually do not want the operation anymore.They’ve bought the direct line She is aware of all proper and who would blame her for being indignant with me. It’s all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Deliver him again. I never ment you to take him away. There used to be no want for the lightning you realize I failed to mean that that was once just foolish Please God convey him again. I swear We preserve him.He can stay so long as he needs Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll preserve him for the leisure of my days, please just do this one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you’re again. Oh Lord it can be a miracle. Health care professional! Paul? Can i get you something in any respect? No, i am excellent .

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Ted, if you had three desires, what would it not be? Three desires, God I don’t know quite. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then perhaps an finish to hunger and … More cash for hospitals and that kind of factor reasonable enough Ted. And your self Dougal, what would your three wants be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad adequate relatively rather you wouldn’t need some thing at all? No, i don’t consider so are not able to suppose of whatever anyway You wouldn’t say you desired a giant car to force round in? That’d be wonderful using around in a massive auto. That’d be one yeah, how high-quality? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be best you would prefer to be a rock famous person or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d like to be a rock superstar like an Elvis or whatever.Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 0.33 wish when you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be exceptional. Massive auto, and i was Elvis. That’d be grand would not you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and that i used to be Elvis and that i was once in a massive vehicle , that’d be outstanding you’ve gotten under no circumstances had a lot of an imagination. Have you ever Dougal? No you are correct there Ted Are you definite you won’t have some tea Paul? No, i am excellent proper Would you adore me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am quality proper have you ever visible father Shorton at all recently? No I used to be thinking, what would he be, would he be 80 now? Think so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a phrase , won’t be a second see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I needed to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Don’t overreact reasonable ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, no longer him it can be him allright. God almighty. I do know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I attempted but it’s like looking to speak to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why failed to you mislead him? Huh? I did I advised him quality significant gigantic lies with feckin bells putting off them do you know what it’s like? It is like trying to ask the holy mom to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve gotten acquired to maintain me corporation.No, no again again, hah Sorry Paul. You recall Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Definite you must’ve been coming right here for… How a long time is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer. So what time you’re going back tomorrow? I would stay What? Mentioned, I could stay How long? Well, I have no idea. Few weeks, might be Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you not have to get again to your parish? No, no longer for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it is it’s simply that there is a predicament in that umm Dougal and that i have been thinking of doing anything … What was it we were considering of doing Dougal? The object there? Sure? Yes, what used to be the item we had been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was it and factor and massive thing it was once and vacation trips going on holidays that’s great.I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening vacations at all. It used to be anything else We have been going to do this means no person can keep in the apartment What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh incredible extremely good reminiscence there? Have you ever seen they are all crockett. I imply what variety of an attitude is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you can’t stay right here.It is too harmful see couldn’t be here when individuals are moving artwork throughout the location So the place will you go? Lodge mainly that’s nice. I’m going to go with you Sorry Paul. I simply have anything to say to Dougal God believe Dougal consider all right. I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to ought to break it to him gently seem you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re not leaving me on my own with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can not now there isn’t a method, so well. Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you prefer to join him? No, i’m satisfactory. Are you sure you won’t go, it is beautiful? No, thanks. No. I am great. Well. It is simply that Dougal wishes to show you something it’s very predominant Is it? Sure very very foremost this could be the essential factor you’ll ever see Eh? Yes right. So you’ll go so? No i’m great. Thanks i’m going to see it once more someday. Let’s be honest.It can be no longer that Dougal wishes to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire in the apartment, and also you need to depart fire? I did not need to get you right into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however nevertheless it would unfold and if you happen to died in it i might on no account forgive myself so should you’d simply go together with Dougal, i’ll combat the blaze correct so you’re going? Yeah, there is a fire great don’t worry about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you seen father Shorton nowadays? No Oh, yeah, I believe he must be about 80 now? I think so Father father are you conscious? Father Father we now have a tourist So how’s the whole lot then? O.K. Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted.Sure. He used to be a little worn out proper well, I suppose my tub can be in a position with the aid of now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m high-quality i’m um Having a shower it is just I wish to go to the toilet correct, go ahead time for mattress it is handiest half seven? Sure, but I must be up at eleven:00 within the morning Dougal, you better get some leisure too I can not take much more of this Ted. I know i know Six years, you’d believe that by now he’d have obtained the message Do you recollect that time Ted after we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was potent anyone else would go reasonable enough and just not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats all over If most effective we concept of it this yr How did you meet him within the first location? He was once offered to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We were at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building just ran straight out of the building So we began speakme yeah? Good, I started speaking you know how he is and simply to break the silence I invited him to stay you know only for some thing to claim. Day after today, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God when you don’t need to say something quite simply sits there. I imply, what does he get out of it? I am hoping he is gone earlier than your birthday party anyway. Oh, he could be long long past with the aid of then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please do away with him. I do not care how you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you wish to have money? Something you need. Identify any charge? We should go house Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Feel about sitting within the residing room.Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances mind. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it can be very fun? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You might have a go Go on, it is even easier, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst factor can occur? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by using lightning? No, of course no longer I I asked him to intervene by some means, but it is a bit so much. What are you pondering of? Who would’ve thought that being hit by lightning would land you in a health facility What what are you speakme about of direction it may possibly land you in a clinic. Good. It is not almost always that critical is it Ted I imply, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I by no means needed to go to clinic sure, Dougal, but you are exceptional from most humans. All that happened to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever observe it can be most commonly sick men and women who turn out to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of direction you’re a goner on the minute you walk in through the door i might decide on to take my probabilities in the true world Ted.You realize no matter how in poor health I was i’d never go under the hammer below the knife Dougal underneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah take into account that film Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I suppose anyway your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he’s chasing his wife everywhere the location and she or he you understand she’s seeking to cover the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get…Stop sufficient ample. I ought to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No purpose. I simply must stop you state-of-the-art emergency. What’s it today health care provider? We have no idea I believe it is a mixture of Babycham and Harvick most often all that was once left after the celebration Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Believe he is useless? On the whole doing assessments. What variety of checks basic talents? No is not going to get a lot out of him in that situation.No no scientific exams So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You stupid bastard you’ve got really done it this time. You began it you slag. Subsequent time i will conclude the job I… Fathers John good day, Mary well, uh, what are you doing right here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that looks nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache have no idea why I coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not suppose so. I simply acquired a mild nick with a knife when Mary was once striking the bandage on it can be uh it can be not a stab wound sure, he is fine You appear like you have got been within the wars your self mary. Ah it is handiest a sprain father. It’s nothing. I will slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged.Whether it is sure, what the hell. I’m hoping your buddy gets higher next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They may be a lovely couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even comprehend whilst you believe about it does he have much of a loved ones sure father and mother are alive and he has a brother.I think a physician in the usa surgeon wow huh, you would not consider that will you but that’d simply be relatively common? You realize the favourite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care professional isn’t he yes Ha healthcare professional. How’s the sufferer? He’s placing in there. It can be frequently shock. Pleasant. Good, that’s no longer severe good, it can be relatively severe a bolt of lightning can do quite a lot of harm. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very poor at the second he’s normally been like that very negative reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he is not reacting in any respect to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I am a surgeon and i do know that it’s no longer ordinary to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it is look look seem at this See it is a factor with clergymen we’ve our minds on extra non secular concerns, so i would not worry about it well, no, I believe i’ll fear about it. Oh oh God, ok? Will we see him, i would like to assert a prayer.Sure, all proper father this fashion As you will see that we nonetheless haven’t been in a position to remove the golf membership Why isn’t he in bed? It is tough to get him right into a relaxed role when he’s in that stance however you are proper. He is been on his toes long ample. Looks like a trophy He does a little bit. I’m sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We have bought to get him into mattress father would you You need to be father Crilly. Yes i am. Oh God bless you father.God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilising the Lord’s name in vain however Jesus Christ how horrible that is this father it’s it’s terrible terrible I tell ye i couldn’t have stated it better meself terrible is the word father terrible I tell you father terrible is just too small a word our God Jesus too small a phrase while you appear at what you’re doing to your mom you lazy little bastard. You are vain Father, i’m sorry him induced you all this main issue God forgive me for pronouncing this but do not have been higher if he’d been killed bought us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the world My God i go out for a drink father would you become a member of me? I’ll stay here for the second.Ok. So long proper and this is Mommy whats up i know what you’re up to God you recognize father, Paul thinks the arena of you. Oh certainly he does he by no means stops speakme about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the times, so he can go back again actually look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they cross by using and right all the way down to the backside of the chart father photo of your self oh, God. I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It is his coronary heart? Do something! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, might you come with me? I want you to fill out some types.Is he going to be all proper? We’re doing all we can however he’s rather unwell. Just hope for the quality All right general practitioner. Come on Mommy The ancient girl she is aware of she knows it’s all my fault How would she be aware of that? They have methods, historic ladies are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and so they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all correct and who could blame her for being irritated with me. It is all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him again. I in no way ment you to take him away. There was once no need for the lightning you already know I didn’t imply that that was simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We protect him.He can keep as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll shield him for the rest of my days, please simply do that one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it can be a miracle. Doctor! Paul? Am i able to get you whatever in any respect? No, i am quality .

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Ted, if you had three desires, what would it not be? Three desires, God I don’t know quite. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then perhaps an finish to hunger and … More cash for hospitals and that kind of factor reasonable enough Ted. And your self Dougal, what would your three wants be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad adequate relatively rather you wouldn’t need some thing at all? No, i don’t consider so are not able to suppose of whatever anyway You wouldn’t say you desired a giant car to force round in? That’d be wonderful using around in a massive auto. That’d be one yeah, how high-quality? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be best you would prefer to be a rock famous person or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d like to be a rock superstar like an Elvis or whatever.Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 0.33 wish when you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be exceptional. Massive auto, and i was Elvis. That’d be grand would not you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and that i used to be Elvis and that i was once in a massive vehicle , that’d be outstanding you’ve gotten under no circumstances had a lot of an imagination. Have you ever Dougal? No you are correct there Ted Are you definite you won’t have some tea Paul? No, i am excellent proper Would you adore me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am quality proper have you ever visible father Shorton at all recently? No I used to be thinking, what would he be, would he be 80 now? Think so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a phrase , won’t be a second see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I needed to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Don’t overreact reasonable ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, no longer him it can be him allright. God almighty. I do know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I attempted but it’s like looking to speak to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why failed to you mislead him? Huh? I did I advised him quality significant gigantic lies with feckin bells putting off them do you know what it’s like? It is like trying to ask the holy mom to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve gotten acquired to maintain me corporation.No, no again again, hah Sorry Paul. You recall Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Definite you must’ve been coming right here for… How a long time is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer. So what time you’re going back tomorrow? I would stay What? Mentioned, I could stay How long? Well, I have no idea. Few weeks, might be Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you not have to get again to your parish? No, no longer for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it is it’s simply that there is a predicament in that umm Dougal and that i have been thinking of doing anything … What was it we were considering of doing Dougal? The object there? Sure? Yes, what used to be the item we had been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was it and factor and massive thing it was once and vacation trips going on holidays that’s great.I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening vacations at all. It used to be anything else We have been going to do this means no person can keep in the apartment What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh incredible extremely good reminiscence there? Have you ever seen they are all crockett. I imply what variety of an attitude is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you can’t stay right here.It is too harmful see couldn’t be here when individuals are moving artwork throughout the location So the place will you go? Lodge mainly that’s nice. I’m going to go with you Sorry Paul. I simply have anything to say to Dougal God believe Dougal consider all right. I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to ought to break it to him gently seem you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re not leaving me on my own with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can not now there isn’t a method, so well. Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you prefer to join him? No, i’m satisfactory. Are you sure you won’t go, it is beautiful? No, thanks. No. I am great. Well. It is simply that Dougal wishes to show you something it’s very predominant Is it? Sure very very foremost this could be the essential factor you’ll ever see Eh? Yes right. So you’ll go so? No i’m great. Thanks i’m going to see it once more someday. Let’s be honest.It can be no longer that Dougal wishes to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire in the apartment, and also you need to depart fire? I did not need to get you right into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however nevertheless it would unfold and if you happen to died in it i might on no account forgive myself so should you’d simply go together with Dougal, i’ll combat the blaze correct so you’re going? Yeah, there is a fire great don’t worry about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you seen father Shorton nowadays? No Oh, yeah, I believe he must be about 80 now? I think so Father father are you conscious? Father Father we now have a tourist So how’s the whole lot then? O.K. Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted.Sure. He used to be a little worn out proper well, I suppose my tub can be in a position with the aid of now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m high-quality i’m um Having a shower it is just I wish to go to the toilet correct, go ahead time for mattress it is handiest half seven? Sure, but I must be up at eleven:00 within the morning Dougal, you better get some leisure too I can not take much more of this Ted. I know i know Six years, you’d believe that by now he’d have obtained the message Do you recollect that time Ted after we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was potent anyone else would go reasonable enough and just not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats all over If most effective we concept of it this yr How did you meet him within the first location? He was once offered to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We were at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building just ran straight out of the building So we began speakme yeah? Good, I started speaking you know how he is and simply to break the silence I invited him to stay you know only for some thing to claim. Day after today, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God when you don’t need to say something quite simply sits there. I imply, what does he get out of it? I am hoping he is gone earlier than your birthday party anyway. Oh, he could be long long past with the aid of then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please do away with him. I do not care how you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you wish to have money? Something you need. Identify any charge? We should go house Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Feel about sitting within the residing room.Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances mind. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it can be very fun? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You might have a go Go on, it is even easier, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst factor can occur? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by using lightning? No, of course no longer I I asked him to intervene by some means, but it is a bit so much. What are you pondering of? Who would’ve thought that being hit by lightning would land you in a health facility What what are you speakme about of direction it may possibly land you in a clinic. Good. It is not almost always that critical is it Ted I imply, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I by no means needed to go to clinic sure, Dougal, but you are exceptional from most humans. All that happened to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever observe it can be most commonly sick men and women who turn out to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of direction you’re a goner on the minute you walk in through the door i might decide on to take my probabilities in the true world Ted.You realize no matter how in poor health I was i’d never go under the hammer below the knife Dougal underneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah take into account that film Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I suppose anyway your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he’s chasing his wife everywhere the location and she or he you understand she’s seeking to cover the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get…Stop sufficient ample. I ought to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No purpose. I simply must stop you state-of-the-art emergency. What’s it today health care provider? We have no idea I believe it is a mixture of Babycham and Harvick most often all that was once left after the celebration Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Believe he is useless? On the whole doing assessments. What variety of checks basic talents? No is not going to get a lot out of him in that situation.No no scientific exams So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You stupid bastard you’ve got really done it this time. You began it you slag. Subsequent time i will conclude the job I… Fathers John good day, Mary well, uh, what are you doing right here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that looks nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache have no idea why I coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not suppose so. I simply acquired a mild nick with a knife when Mary was once striking the bandage on it can be uh it can be not a stab wound sure, he is fine You appear like you have got been within the wars your self mary. Ah it is handiest a sprain father. It’s nothing. I will slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged.Whether it is sure, what the hell. I’m hoping your buddy gets higher next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They may be a lovely couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even comprehend whilst you believe about it does he have much of a loved ones sure father and mother are alive and he has a brother.I think a physician in the usa surgeon wow huh, you would not consider that will you but that’d simply be relatively common? You realize the favourite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care professional isn’t he yes Ha healthcare professional. How’s the sufferer? He’s placing in there. It can be frequently shock. Pleasant. Good, that’s no longer severe good, it can be relatively severe a bolt of lightning can do quite a lot of harm. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very poor at the second he’s normally been like that very negative reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he is not reacting in any respect to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I am a surgeon and i do know that it’s no longer ordinary to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it is look look seem at this See it is a factor with clergymen we’ve our minds on extra non secular concerns, so i would not worry about it well, no, I believe i’ll fear about it. Oh oh God, ok? Will we see him, i would like to assert a prayer.Sure, all proper father this fashion As you will see that we nonetheless haven’t been in a position to remove the golf membership Why isn’t he in bed? It is tough to get him right into a relaxed role when he’s in that stance however you are proper. He is been on his toes long ample. Looks like a trophy He does a little bit. I’m sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We have bought to get him into mattress father would you You need to be father Crilly. Yes i am. Oh God bless you father.God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilising the Lord’s name in vain however Jesus Christ how horrible that is this father it’s it’s terrible terrible I tell ye i couldn’t have stated it better meself terrible is the word father terrible I tell you father terrible is just too small a word our God Jesus too small a phrase while you appear at what you’re doing to your mom you lazy little bastard. You are vain Father, i’m sorry him induced you all this main issue God forgive me for pronouncing this but do not have been higher if he’d been killed bought us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the world My God i go out for a drink father would you become a member of me? I’ll stay here for the second.Ok. So long proper and this is Mommy whats up i know what you��re up to God you recognize father, Paul thinks the arena of you. Oh certainly he does he by no means stops speakme about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the times, so he can go back again actually look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they cross by using and right all the way down to the backside of the chart father photo of your self oh, God. I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It is his coronary heart? Do something! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, might you come with me? I want you to fill out some types.Is he going to be all proper? We’re doing all we can however he’s rather unwell. Just hope for the quality All right general practitioner. Come on Mommy The ancient girl she is aware of she knows it’s all my fault How would she be aware of that? They have methods, historic ladies are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and so they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all correct and who could blame her for being irritated with me. It is all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him again. I in no way ment you to take him away. There was once no need for the lightning you already know I didn’t imply that that was simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We protect him.He can keep as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll shield him for the rest of my days, please simply do that one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it can be a miracle. Doctor! Paul? Am i able to get you whatever in any respect? No, i am quality .

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