#Not.

[darkclouud9]

q: is Kakashi getting a perfect susanoo an asspull

most common answer: the asspull of asspulls (Sasuke said it was impossible!! so even the in universe characters think it's an asspull!!)

some responses: actually ☝️🤓 [goes into actual detail about why it happened <3]

that one guy: Obito not going blind was an asspull

#did you. #not. #witness what. happened. with. #0bito? #he had H4shirama cells 😭😭 he could literally live without eating or drinking or sleeping are you not gonna question THAT first?? 😭😭

[glimborgus]

2 sentences a day i love writing fanfic god bless

#NOT. #anguish #ohh my god. I want to write sobad #and i sit down #and. All the word #Gone #Where ? #who know #just babbling #babbling #probs gonna delete this lter #but if u care. im writing a stupid fic about . hopnop.

[bignasty001]

That wansnt me-

ITS BEEN LIKE A DAY SINCE I SERENADED YOU

AND THAT'S A DAY TOO LONGGGGG

#not. #not in a lovebombing way/gen #im always scared im accidentally doing that #ANYWAYS. #this is in a “hey pal i missed u” way #HEY PAL I MISSED U #asks

[silverseasx]

MR EDITOR PLEASE COLLECT YOUR SPOUSE THEY TOLD ME AND I QUOTE "GET TUMBLR'D IDIOT AND SAID NEXT THING I KNOW I'LL BE ON YOUTUBE! I WASNT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT THIS FAR!

#get tumblrd idiot #mr.editor speaks #not. #mr. editors spouse #pm seymour #scary #tumblr #i wasnt ready #i wasnt made for this #DO NOT LET ME BREACH CONTAINMENT

[seventeeeeeeen]

Chan: *crying*

Wonwoo: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I've eradicated whatever has hurt you.

Chan: I'd rather have a hug

Wonwoo, with open arms: okay then

#I'm so normal abt them #not. #going seventeen #seventeen #seventeen incorrect quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #seventeen wonwoo #seventeen dino #lee chan #dino #wonchan

[cyberniix]

what if one day we just brought back thorn, like the letter used in icelandic still to this day that represents "TH"

yk, the reason we have "ye old"?

i think that would be awesome personally, TH is 1 too many letters

what if suddenly and wiþout warning everyone starte typing þings like þis

i þink þat would be hilarious personally

#cyber talks #hashtag bring back thorn #þorn #NOT. #NOT PORN. #THE LETTER.

[monards]

Thinking about how rift wolves are capable of eroding the boundaries of the world AND they were extinct for a time but have recently come back... And Alice's main reason for dipping long term is because she's gonna be busy due to Teyvats borders growing fragile recently

aughhH THIIS !!! THIISSS!!! WHERES THAT ONE POST I MADE. LESBIANS MAKING EACHOTHERS JOBS SO MUCH HARDER

i think it's still the funniest connection ever,, because not only does it make the point that rhinealice are continually making eachother's goals/job. so much harder. but NEITHER of them are letting up Rhine is still very obviously fucking with the borders (because when is she not) and Alice is STILL trying to fix and mend them.

#i love rhinealice. #see there could be angst in this about them being bitter divorced wives but after that string of rhinealice angst a few days ago i'd rather #not. #rhine & alice #rhinealice #rhine hcs

[medstudwatson]

Pizza, the best medicine for a hangover.

#Not. #unilock #sherlock #unilock roleplay #med student

[frappe-the-peppermint]

tried to do a cartwheel and slammed my head into the floor

#owiwoowoow #whimsy and joy 🎉💥 #NOT. #owie

[dateamonster]

Honestly I think that an old vampire learning that bio essentialism isn’t real and thus needing to dismantle their own sexism that they’ve used to excuse their own predatory behavior could be great

ive got mixed feelings abt the concept from a storytelling perspective bc like while that is the place i feel like smeyer is writing from irl within the context of like the story itself they are still vampires and the conflict between the vampire characters better nature vs their more animal thirst for blood is still like thee essential vampire narrative conflict, and to remove it entirely or reduce it to something that a character can just educate themselves out of feels sorta meh to me.

like i feel like a trans take on twilight should still have edwards bloodthirsty urges as an aspect of vampirism, because otherwise its an even more boring placid version of the vampire mythos than what were already working from here. my sorta analysis has more to do with the disharmony and shame edward feels towards his desires and how thats like intensified by the physical state of his body.

a trans edward deconstructing their views on gender roles and giving themself permission to change their presentation could certainly help with that disharmony, but its not going to remove the fact that they are a creature that derives life from death, a carnivorous animal of a kind, it just might make it easier to recall thats not all they are.

#ask #and tbh i dont think edward in the text is like as dangerous or predatory as he makes himself out to be #part of thats a writing issue. smeyer pays a lotta lip service to the idea of him being a coldblooded killer trying to change but hes just. #not. #his worst canonical behavior is like a destructive inability to communicate a pretty possessive very juvenile approach to relationships #in general and like weird intimacy issues and preoccupations with purity that draw a lot from the authors mormonism but are also just kinda #hallmarks of this sort of ya romance. especially at the time #a hearty sprinkling of Gender will not fix the bloodlust but it might perhaps get her ass to stop being so fucking weird about basic shit #we can only hope

[creatorbiaze]

the longer i live the less convinced i am that this world is real.

like. im supposed to just. believe these are real?? and go along with this like it's normal???

THESE ARE HOW ASPARAGUS AND PINEAPPLES GROW.

i wish i was joking .

either the devs got lazy or nothing here is real

#what even is the world #ah yeah i can definitely believe these are real #Tibetan foxes and Arabian sand boas are also VERY convincing. #not.

[lesbianliutana]

"based on your likes!"

> post about kenshi's ass

#yeah sure why nof #not. #mortal kombat #kenshi takahashi #my stuff #games tag

[silverseasx]

"Contrary to popular belief, I did not fuck the ship" - Mr. Editor's spouse

#fiction kin #nastya fiction kin #mr.editor speaks #not. #lmao

[strqyr]

"you're right. it's not coming back." is about raven, me thinks. indirectly, but still; tai has that "reminded of something or someone" look on his face that he does, a melancholic kind, that shows he's not quite as present emotionally as he might seem otherwise. but why raven, not summer? one might ask and, well. summer is believed to be dead by her family, she's got a memorial and all. that's pretty final, with no room for maybes and desperate hope; there's no need for acceptance that summer isn't coming back.

raven might. her reasons for leaving are unknown, even to tai. maybe he has his suspicions, but nothing he could say for certain. most importantly, kindred link means that raven could come back any day, any moment. it could be just a matter of time.

you're right. after all this time, i think this is the moment tai accepts that raven isn't coming back, and i wonder if his belief that she might played a role in stopping yang from looking for her before—if yang finds raven, she has less of a reason to come home—and that's why he's later willing to talk about her, also revealing off-screen her semblance to yang. it's a whole process of acceptance: saying it out loud, talking about her, revealing just how easy it would have been for her to come back all this time...

and then she sorta kinda in the loosest of terms came back and before tai realizes she just flew off, he's got this look on his face and—

my man. you're killing me.

#rwby #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #who needs to deal with their feelings when you could just #not. #the xiao long special ✌

[unreliableforecasts]

feeling very normal feeling very sane

#not. #fuckkkk #the tag with her initial on it is giving c- [GUNSHOT] #florence pugh

[sillycatgriddy]

serving cunt rn if u even care

#NOT.