#OBVIOUSLY LMAO

[xodahafez]

ok hypothetically speaking if tom riddle was a stripper in the wizarding world, what would his stripper name be???

#tom marvolo riddle #this is for a fanfic #it’s gonna be Tomarry #obviously lmao

[theslowesthnery]

magpie-come-east:

Fandom Having the dichotomy of Morgott=good and Mohg = bad does such a. Disservice to both characters. Morgott is noble but he’s also cruel and angry. He hurts himself and all the world by clinging to the corpse of the Order. Mohg is ‘villainous’ but he’s just as traumatized. He didn’t wake up one day and choose to kidnap his half brother for kicks. It is frustrating

yeah, people have such simplistic, black-and-white views of these characters that i just hrhrhhjfgg it gets me so frustrated. like people just collectively decided that morgott is Good™ and therefore only has good qualities and can do no wrong and has never done any wrong, while mohg is Bad™ and therefore only has bad qualities and is completely incapable of anything good. meanwhile morgott hates his own omen-ness so much that he's wasting his life to uphold an oppressive religious order that hates him and would rather see him dead and that has done nothing but mistreat both him and his brother from their births, and people think that's noble and good?? he's not doing "the right thing" any more than mohg is, he's not some based gigachad, nor is he a poor uwu baby, he's a pathetic, traumatized, self-hating old man. and personally that's what i like about him, that's what makes him interesting! so yes, i completely agree, these "morgott = 100% good, mohg = 100% bad" interpretations are as much a disservice to morgott as to mohg.

(also, people automatically think that mohg is the one who is to blame for his and morgott's probably bad relationship, when morgott's hatred of omens is so bad that it probably affected how he treated mohg as well? and that mohg is probably the one who left morgott and the golden order and he's bad and traitorous for that, when he was never under any obligation to defend the order that mistreated him so badly in the first place?)

(and also also, that people are unwilling to think of any other resolution to the mohg problem besides his death. despite all the compassion and understanding that morgott gets because of his trauma, none of that is afforded to mohg - in fact, in mohg's case his trauma is clearly seen as just an excuse and not the actual reason for why he is the way he is and does the things he does, no, that's just because he was born Teh Evilz - and the only thing to be done is to put him down. he can't be helped, he can't be healed, he can't be given a second chance, no, he just needs to be killed)

#elden ring for blacklist #sorry i have a lot of feelings and thoughts about mohg #obviously lmao

[unlicensedinvestigator]

battle against the snow queen

#neverafter #princess elody #princess elody of greenleigh #click for better quality #d20 neverafter #d20 art #d20 #dimension 20 #im not SUPER happy with this piece #i don’t think it looks very much like her #but im satisfied for my first time drawing her and winter scenes are hard!! #fun details: #the weird soldiers in the background use the difference layer effect #they also have a little scene on them of a castle a couple houses and a little girl with a frog #she still has her frog brooch! it’s just by her hip #she and Gerard from my other work match! color scheme wise she’s more blue and he’s more green #she still wears her wedding ring #her mace is not the ball-spike kind #obviously lmao #it’s actually a flanged mace! #her crown is silver whereas gerard’s is gold #matching their art! #they also have the same golden filigree pattern on each of their green cloths #she’s a general princess and i love her

[james-p-sullivan]

#monsters inc #pixar #disney #my gifs #mike wazowski #james p sullivan #pixar animation studios #i love this movie #obviously lmao #monsters inc gifs

[lt-catbolt]

one man's Just a Man is another man's Survive

#no i will not elaborate #epic the musical #just a man #survive #IT'S aLL a mATTer oF pErSpECTiVe #anyway i lied #i'm going to elaborate #it's about my robots #obviously lmao #when isn't it

[dysphorie-draws]

As promised...

#inspired by the slipknot 'yen' video and schroeder from 'peanuts' #obviously lmao #HE'S TOO DARN CUTE #reminder that i do commissions of wee doodles like this #anyway #dysphorie draws #slipknot #chrisnt #tortilla man #michael pfaff #yen #peanuts #schroeder #charles schulz

[evansbby]

Stevie, would you ask your omega to pose for (naked👀) while you sketch her?

Why would I sketch her??? I don’t sketch because sketching is for pussies!

—Steve🏈💪

#bold of you to assume he hasn’t already sketched her naked #he doesn’t need her to pose bc he likes to sketch her while she’s unaware #obviously lmao #so he waits till she is sleeping naked and then he sketches her #anon #poyt!steve answers

[gaogaigoatgrrl]

i think maybe the one thing that's shaped me more than anything else is my contradictory feelings about my father

in a lot of ways, i'm really uncannily similar to him. you know, if he wasn't a liar. and transitioned. in all honestly i'm practically a clone aside from those two details

and like, i've been aware of this for a while and i've been really torn up about it, because i don't wanna be like him

to me, two things are more important than anything else:

the most important thing is to hate my father.

the most important thing is not to hate my father.

those two impulses have been warring inside me since i was four years old, and i don't think either of them have won. significant parts of my psyche were constructed specifically to facilitate avoiding feeling anger or hatred toward him for leaving me and my mother.

i think this is the reason i'm so similar to him

i think this is my way of having my cake and eating it

i've made myself into a replica, a substitute, an effigy. i think this is why i hate myself so much, why i always have. i already knew i hated myself to avoid hating him, to displace the blame for my abandonment. but do you see? if i'm just like him, i can hate him without hating him. i can satisfy both imperatives at once

maybe this is why i can't make a choice about my identity to save my life, why i can't be certain about any part of who i am. on a foundational level, my "self" is built on superposition of opposites. every coin i flip lands on its edge because the first one did.

#personal #obviously lmao

[nasiens-mother]

imagine being a homosexual

#you know who #nasiens #obviously lmao

[yourelosingains]

i needed an excuse to edit with conan gray music 

#this edit is pretty #i love the pastel vibes #byler #byler edit #my child deserves way better #will byers #mike wheeler #dw guys mike loves will #obviously lmao #stranger things #stranger things 4

[ricoka]

god I really have to further and more deeply work on my relationship with posting art because I genuinely considered posting something unfinished today because the notes are dying down

#i hate how attached I've gotten #but i guess this is another wake-up call #there's other stuff as well #obviously lmao

[thegrimreepurr]

#i personally would choose error #obviously lmao #anygays #dustin says stuff

[nontrivialproof]

Category 5 divorce moment happening in my family rn

#raina.txt #more like 4. we’re waiting to see #dont rb // #obviously lmao

[speedane]

How I use the trial Abigail in this event

#jee rambles #dislyte #I'm cheating using Ahsley #obviously lmao #also my Q has the same astral witchcraft DPS set

[9ragonmew]

Oh BTW they finally got back to them about the ASM position and he got the job!!!!!!!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

#personal #obviously lmao #benji

[darcymariaphoster]

Supernatural

Relationship: Sweden/Norway

Word Count: 3709

It’s dark outside, and none of the lights are working inside. Berwald grumbles as he pulls his phone out of his back pocket and turns on the flashlight app. Three nights, that’s all he has to stay here for and he wins the bet. Like hell he’s going to lose to Mathias. It’s just a house, and there are only rumors. That’s it.

“Yeah, I thought we already knew that the electricity was out here,” Mathias reminds him, standing on the front porch with his arms crossed smugly. “Change your mind yet?”

“Nope,” he answers before shutting the front door in Mathias’s face. “See you in a few days.” Three, to be exact. But he doesn’t need Mathias to know that he’s counting down. He’ll need to conserve the power on his phone, so he sets his backpack down and shuffles through it for an actual flashlight. He knows he packed at least two and some extra batteries…

Something crashes in the room to his right and he starts slightly, spinning to shine his light into the space. Empty. He picks up his bag again so he won’t lose it and peeks into the room. He doesn’t see where the sound would have come from. It’s an old house, he decides, and goes back to finding his flashlight.

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@hwsrarepairweek2022

#my shit #hetalia #hwsrarepairweek2022 #fanfiction #hetalia fanfiction #aph norway #hws norway #aph sweden #hws sweden #aph denmark #hws denmark #sunor #i love aus like this #obviously lmao #ghost!norway