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ryfkah · 4 months

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now that my jury duty is over and i can legally talk about my jury duty, a short list of things that i have learned about jury duty:

when the judge wants to sidebar with the lawyers they turn on a static noise machine for the jury. this is very like the experience of being trapped inside a television

sometimes they load the entire court -- judge, lawyers, court reporters, jury, etc. -- onto a bus and take you all on a little field trip to see a crime scene. this is very like the experience of being in elementary school

when you are on a jury field trip you May Not share a seat, you May Not speak, and you May Not look at anything you have not been officially told you can look at. this is very like the experience of being trapped inside a point-and-click adventure except that instead of being limited in your investigation by the constraints of the game mechanics, you are instead limited in your investigation by the court officers herding you around like ducks with their long wooden Official Court Staffs

no matter how much an FBI agent may encourage the court to call him kevin, the court will not call him kevin

#jury duty

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tendermiasma · 1 month

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That's not Halsin's blood-- fighting in wildshape can get messy

Clover is very catlike and hides physical injuries because it means vulnerability

But after some time I think he was also afraid of being seen as a liability and getting left behind.

#halsin #clover #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #tav #myart #if i may address the jury.. i love them in sickly amounts

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lschmidtartblog · 11 months

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Tears of the Kingdom: Wiggle to Detach (colorized)

#procreate #my art #fan art #zelda #totk #tears of the kingdom #link #rauru #is this joke dead yet? who cares #i got summoned for jury duty again so i colored this to cope #comic

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doubleipa · 5 months

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#street fighter #juri han

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tam--lin · 1 year

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In light of increasing anti-trans and anti-abortion laws in the United States, I am once again humbly requesting you inform yourself about jury nullification, your ability as a juror to vote against convicting people being prosecuted under unjust laws. Nullification was instrumental in legalizing abortion in Canada - it informed jurors can use it to help protect healthcare workers and protesters in the US, too.

#I am not a lawyer so please do not ask me questions - I will simply google them as you might #but I do care about this so so much #genuinely: read about it. post about it on social media. tell your friends who have jury duty about it #especially those in 'red' states #it can be so powerful #tam.txt #jury nullification #I still want to get embroidered 'research jury nullification' sweatshirts made.....

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notahorseindisguise · 9 months

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we the penis. fuck can i start again your honour

#me if i was on a jury

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hellenhighwater · 10 days

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The problem with both of my parents, one of my siblings, and many of my friends being lawyers is that we do a lot of shop talk, often while chatting on the phone. And so it feels very natural to end a phone call with, "I think I'll file a motion on it. Okay. Before close of businesses today. Have a great day. Love you, bye."

Which is not the correct way to end a phone call with opposing counsel

#mothers and fuckers of the jury

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kuppikahvia · 11 months

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it fucking breaks my heart hearing käärijä go "...but i wasn't the best :(" when he literally scored the second most points EVER in eurovision public vote, second only to ukraine in 2022, like sweetie NO LISTEN, you WERE the best actually

#fuck the jury #i woke up from my 3 hour sleep and i'm seething with anger #he deserved to win #i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this #eurovision #käärijä #esc 2023 #neo.txt

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mizukiko-kun · 11 months

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