#OH GODS

[toothbrushfingers]

i miss awkward dorky 15 year old hiccup

like don’t get me wrong, he’ll always be both awkward and dorky

but 15 year old hiccup has a certain… je ne sais quoi

#i don’t condone bullying #not even in the slightest #but LOOK at him #he has such a bullyable face #poor guy #my hiccup kin is showing #oh gods #httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd fandom #httyd movies #httyd 1 #legend of the bone knapper #gift of the night fury #hiccup haddock #hiccup #hiccup horrendous haddock the 3rd #hicctooth

[qhoaaaa]

NSFW SHUSHH 18++++

MINORS GO AWAY GRR GRAHH IDKK

Saw someone say that Milo and Sweetheart have sex with jewelry on (bondage talk later on ohohoo, and hcs)

I forgot who said that but props to you omg

Sweetheart with 2 chains on, they clink on each other as Milo fucks them doggy style on the bed, their hands holding themself up

It oddly becomes a kink for Milo 👀

Sweetheart likes the cold metal on their warm skin 👀 temp play maybe ooo

First time they do this, Sweetheart gets all (delightfully) flustered when they see Milo wear the chains in public bc it reminds them of that night

Milo running cold rings on their thighs, Sweetheart's leg muscles jolt a little when he moves it near their core, ya know that sensitive skin thats super warm yeah yeah 👀

..... Sweetheart later gives him a hint by wearing a kinda punk aesthetic choker (the leather ones with the circle/shaped bar in the middle) and he catches on quick, when they're home they show him a matching leash

Hes kinda surprised but is like , oh wow 😳 kind of "no way..." surprised

Feel like Sweetheart brought more kinks in the relationship, like things they wanted to try and Milo obviously indulged them

That night Milo tests the waters a bit by, when they reverse ride him, he pulls the leash back to see their head perk up, neck slightly strain up on the tug and uses a hand on their waist to pull them deeper on his cock

Leads to Sweetheart buying one of those restraints that bind the arms behind the back and a choker on the neck, a harness or smth that he can tug on

OBVI THE ICONIC BLINDFOLD WOOO

For someone who can turn literally invisible, they sure like losing their senses (and their mind) in bed with Milo shbskejskd

First time Sweetheart tries to get Milo in bongage, they use one of those ties that bind the wrists so he can't touch them, mid ride he rips them off and takes them right there bc he can't handle not touching them

Sweetheart likes having their face smushed on the bed, tongue out, moaning nonsense while Milo ruins them from behind

Milo absolutely loves seeing Sweetheart's hair all messy after, thinks its very cute and hot

Sweetheart goes crazy over eye contact during sex, so does Milo, he just growls, the knowledge of being watched by his mate WHILE he fucks them makes it all much more hotter

They both are pretty flexible, but Sweetheart is much more, Milo was once trying to position their legs, asking,, "how does this feel?" And they would say, "Lower..." and it led to a mating press with their legs all the way to their ears , gods

Sweetheart just gets a wave of pleasure when Milo spanks them, might be limited spanks but damn , the way they shiver or increase in pitch always catches Milo's attention (MILO THIGH SPANKER ARGAHAHH, ass too but he loves their thighs so much)

Belt.

You heard me.

B. E. L. T.

Especially Milo's belt.

He used it to hold them in place once, wrapping it around the under of their waist to keep them tight around him (cockwarming jwshsjsh TELL ME THE BOTH OF THEM WOULDNT LOVE THAT)

They love to watch him take off his belt, just the slow process of him painstakingly sliding it off his pants, and then when his pants are off, they let out a strong huff through the nose to not try to suck him through his boxers right then and there

He loves to see their noises turn into blissed-out ecstasy, like they're moaning his name and praises and then minutes later he's got them mumbling gibberish

They like to see this from him too, especially his growls when they roll their hips on him when they're riding in a certain way

Got this boy from groaning to moaning omg, voice breaking grip KSBSJSJ

They love to hear those strong huffs when he's about to cum, talk abt a rush or smth idk

Ok,,, am I done,, who knows

Enjoy 🐺💛

(Milo is best (wolf) boy mwah mwahh)

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #goobers #18+ #qhoa has words #oh gods

[helpimqueer]

"I am impertinent"

Y'ALLLLLLLLLL

#percy pjo #percy jackson #pjo #pjo series #leah sava jeffries #walker scobell #percy jackon and the olympians #percy and annabeth #its amazing #oh gods #im in love with him

[moyloi]

Day fourteen: red

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A self-indulgent post

#mates I’m going feral #oh gods #art #sketch #artist #artists on tumblr #bg3 tav #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #larian studios #dnd #sketchtober #halsin #bg3 halsin #halsin x tav #baldur’s gate halsin #bg3 halsin x tav #sketches

[puddle-turtle]

NEW CHALLENGE: INSANE IMPOSSIBLE ADVANCED LEVEL. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT??????!!!!

START NOW!!!!!!

YOUR CHALLENGE: GET OUT OF BED. PUT THE PHONE DOWN. DO WHAT YOU SAID YOU'D DO AN HOUR AGO!

ONLY MASTERS CAN ATTEMPT THIS

#i am #so tired #executive dysfunction #please let me move #i have been #DOOMSCROLLING #for so so long #oh gods #adhd #adhd problems

[onlyzhuyilong]

#oh no #oh Gods #why did they put him in a white lab coat #a rhetorical question I know why it’s protocol for the lab but also …he looks good in it mmmmmm #Chopard how very dare you #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍 #주일룡 #please stand by for the queue #that’s illegal

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Me making a polls blog:

UPDATE SINCE I HAD DRAFTED THIS: I FORGOT TO TURN ON ASKS

Fixed now💀

Oh and here’s the blog if anyone’s interested lmao @whumporpass

#my posts #oh gods

[klennnik]

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #oh gods #venice film festival #bones and all #mine

[kiwiwinjindouche]

Manifesting the blorbo 🗣️🔥🔥

And yes

I did handwritten An Unfinished Letter on Legacy (in French tho)

#dagyne_rambles #FNOXNDLNFLFNSONFOCNZOKF I LOVE HIM A VERY NORMAL AMOUNT I SWEAR #(does not in fact) #This is my blog and I can be cringe on main #The clock makes a small sound because the gears move and I love it so much #I'd sleep so peacefully if clockwork soldiers would walk near me it seems #Oh gods #I didn't mean to say that out loud

[rightintheghoulies]

I really hope Tobias takes the band down the cybergoth route next...

Agree? Disagree? Ideas? Please reblog!

#oh gods #ghost #ghost band #papa v? #the band ghost #ghost the band #tender father #ghesties #ghumblr

[mamaangiwine]

I haven't been posting because I have been doing one single ritual for *weeks* (actually months now) and I have failed two times to do it consistently.

This is my third attempt. To fail again would mean cleansing myself and reorienting myself, because I cannot fail. It is not an option.

It is taking up all my time and space for magic and mystical thought.

Regardless though, I'm learning a lot...but c'mon. Who does this to themselves?

#magic #ritual #personal #oh gods #i think im gonna go the distance this time #but at what cost #hopefully not jinxing myself

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

[source]

#oh gods #arnas fedaravicius #the last kingdom #the last kingdom bts #sihtric #sihtric kjartansson

[magpieinstitute]

I know I'm late to episode 38, but by God, I need to talk about how all the aliens are just lost kids and Arthur fucking Lester somehow made himself their father, and he's struggling to keep the kids healthy and happy. It's fucking mesmerizing how this tale unfolds and I must go scream now. Goodbye.

#malevolent podcast #arthur lester #eldritch children #oh gods #john doe malevolent

[moderndayisweird]

When you find out your 12 year old Mormon cousin got the "Song of Achilles" for Christmas and you just have to sit their internally screaming the whole time.

#achilles #the song of achilles #song of achilles #tsoa #tagamemnon #oh gods

[papermonkeyism]

Oh. Wow. I'm suddenly having. Some kind of emotions? Definetely multiple emotions. Many of them.

I'm not sure if I know how to describe this... But, like, in the ancient times of my childhood, back before internet ever got to be a thing. Pretty sure the village I grew up in had a grand total of, like, maybe two computers at the time. With the beige boxes for screens. BEFORE dial-up. I had just discovered the existence of fantasy genre thanks to my literature teacher (technically mother-tongue teacher, but I think that doesn't translate to english directly as English is a foreign language here so the meaning of the class isn't strictly the same BUT I DIGRESS) who had lent me the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings and I discovered there was in fact a fantasy shelf in the library, so I pretty much devoured most of the books I found there...

I was a MASSIVE fantasy fan. Still am, but back then I consumed so much more of the books. All of them. I was obsessed.

Like Special Interest™ level obsessed. Absolutely autistic amount, as you know. Except, as this was before internet happened to my world, there was nobody else I knew of who would also be interested, and somehow I guess I thought I was the only one reading this stuff.

At some point I kinda grew out of some of the prevalent tropes, and stopped reading (as much of) the books, and kinda fell out of the most intense obsession. Like I had a favourite book trilogy at one point that I absolutely adored as a kid, but which didn't really hold up after I re-read it somewhere around my later teens, and I found out I wasn't as into some of the tropes anymore. (like DnD alignment systems are fine for games built around battling but I prefer my stories without the "this entire race is evil and should be killed on sight" and such)

But the thing is, I haven't thought about those books specifically in twenty years. It was something only I had experienced and then gotten over, and didn't cast a thought about in two entire decades.

In hindsight, considering how much I like DnD now, it probably shouldn't surprise me this much and yet

But I just clicked some random pics of some art of drow elves and

What do you mean there's an actual fandom for stories of Drizzt Do'Urden? You're telling me that wasn't just some kind of childhood fever dream I had forever ago? Why do I recognize all these names of places and NPCs and stuff, that's not a real thing is it? These are Actual Memories I'm for some reason still having??? (oh gods, I'm suddenly getting flashbacks of tormenting my poor english teacher by asking her how to pronounce all the atupid drow names because "the author speaks english so I'm sure these names must have english pronounciation" I am so sorry...)

The fuck???

So.

I feel like I just failed a saving throw and took 3 d10 psychic damage.

I'm

What

#shut up paper #I'm just staring at a wall while my brain is doing all this remembering #Flashbacks to my most embarrassing teenage years #Oh gods #The Icewind Dale trilogy was once upon a time my mostest favourite thing #Followed by all the other books with the same characters that had been published by then #Ohgods

[earhartsease]

[ID: first image is a post and replies from an r/AskReddit ask with users obscured:

Make a wish employees What was the most strangest thing a make a wish kid asked for and actually received?

My ex GF was a make a wish kid and she got to be a guest on Avatar: the last air bender. She was in the tales of ba sing se, at the end of the tale of aang, shes the kid that sees her cat in the zoo and says "fluffykins what're you doing down there."

Also to add to this her wish wasn't actually to be on the show, but to go to orlando studios to meet the cast and crew. While she was there the shows creators offered to draw her into the show and gave her a line to say. So the character she voiced was even drawn to look like her, even the hat she wears is similar to the one she wore at the time.

ID ends]

[ID: second image is a screencap of the girl from the atla episode - she's young and skinny and wearing a pale brown/pink coloured tank top and a hat with a flower in it - she's looking over the edge of a wall and has a little pink in her cheeks - behind her high up you can see the big wall of ba sing se]

#oh gods #atla #make a wish