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wearevillaneve · 2 years
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Villlaneve up against the wall (original work by ale_poire/Instagram)
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heythereimashley · 2 years
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It's his tritium and he needs it now
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dovesndecay · 1 year
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new safe food dropped yumyumyumy oh no
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oliviamac28 · 9 months
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guess what i got for my birthday :3 thank you bestie 💜
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halloweensuittruffles · 11 months
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☎️ Hello hello!! Been dead on here for a bit, gonna try to change that as I do like the set up of Tumblr more then Twitter (despite me starting on the ladder-)
But HEY I LIKE WELCOME HOME LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK
AND LUXII HERE TOO YAYY💖💖💖💖💖💖
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elainemorisi · 1 year
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related questions only in that they're both deeply unpleasant stylistic choices in TV shows
Who the hell can stand the vapid baseball-bat-to-the-brain "social commentary" style of apparently >1 modern TV show and how and why
With much less invective but no less annoyance, why not at least pretend for a kind of relationship to period-appropriate language in period pieces, and again, what on earth is appealing about its absence
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no-rime-or-reason · 11 months
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Now is the only time I wont forever and always vigorously deny my attraction to this man
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gobbersworld · 2 years
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Clash at the Castle
I just finish watching the ppv online cause im one broke ass bitch and we dont have peacock tv in my country, I will tell you that its fucking wild
That triple suplex by bianca, alexa, and asuka is astonishing
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Dom turning heel on edge and rey
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Had a feeling that Shayna was gonna be the next women's champion, but liv retain and kudos to her for wrestling with an injure arm
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Seth truly went elton john on us, like look at this man
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Sheamus getting that standing ovation like its what he deserve
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Theory fail to cash-in after getting deck by fury
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ROMAN RETAINS AND SOLO COMING OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!
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Drew thanking everyone at the stadium and saying he's not giving up, like bitch that hurt
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TL;DR: The whole ppv is wholesome, imma give it 20/10. Would watch it again. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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nakedra · 2 years
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Stayed up until very, very late last night watching La Casa de Papel. Went to get a haircut today. and fuCKING FELL ASLEEP. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HAIRCUT.
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douceurrrr · 1 year
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✩ sex pollen with xavier thorpe
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you were worried. you were texting xavier all day and yet no response. Ms. Thornhill assigned this thing called plant pets were everyone gets to take a plant with them to their dorms. you picked a venus flytrap and named it  venus, you kinda fell in love with it. as you were in your dorm, feeding the plant. all you could think about was xavier.
you picked up your phone to see if xavier answered any of your text but he didn't. you started to get worried and frustrated at same time so you decided to get up and go to his dorm. "I'll be back venus." you smiled at the plant, seeing the mouth move a little, then leaving. when you finally made it you knocked on the door. of course it wasn't easy, you had to get past the guards but you had to know what was wrong with xavier. "go away." a raspy, grumbling voice came from inside. "xavier, are you alright. it's me y/n" you layer your ear against the door to see if you can hear anything unusual.
"no just- just leave p-please." his voice was very wobbly. you heard the way his voice sounded and you got really worried. "xavier? are you okay? did you get hurt?" you rambled.
"no I'm not hurt just please leave." you started to feel hurt and confused as to why he wanted you to leave so bad. you can hear his panting through the door. whines and moans are all that can be heard from inside.
you bit the inside of your cheek and spoke, "xavier I'm coming in." when you said that you heard a bunch of protest but you ignored them and opened the door and immediately as the door open he's even worse. his body heats up and his cock gets even harder. you instantly gasped. you saw xavier on the bed, drowning in sweat, with his hand in his pants, insane, his hand pumping his cock at any thought of you. the room was so hot. "oh god d-don't stare at me." he mumbled, fist going up and down, harshly. your thighs clenched together at the sight.
"xavier w-what happened?" you said as you face got hot. "the damn plant- god I need more." he grits, as his hand gripped his cock but it wasn't enough. your eyes scanned the room to come across a bright red-ish pink-ish plant.
you began to walk over to the plant before xavier immediately stops you. "no don't approach it." he whined as he keeps tugging on his cock.
you would be lying if you didn't think xavier wasn't attractive though.
"fuck y/n you gotta leave, I don't think I can really -shit- control myself around you." he pants out, eyes closed and head thrown back as he thinks about you. no you weren't going to leave in fact you wanted to help him. you knew the only cure from the plant was sex and you were willing to help him, anything to get him out of his state.
"no xavier, I'm going to help you." you respond as you inch closer to him. he groans as you get closer, even the slightest movement from you will make him hotter.
"okay but I won't be able to hold back." he whines as his excitement increases.
"use me xavier thorpe." your words made him groan as his breathing got heavier. he quickly moves his lips to yours, bringing you in the bed, on top of him before moving his hands to your ass, grabbing handfuls of it before slapping his hands down on it, you squeal at the movement.
he pulls away and stands up to began pulling your shorts down; groaning at the sight of your bare cunt that was already so wet and sloppy from everything. "holy shit." he says, cock throbbing from the sight. he pulls his sweats down, revealing his cock to you. "okay with this, princess?" he says breaking heavily, waiting for your response.
"yes just please continue." you whined. he smirks as he strokes his cock moving to position himself in front of your cunt. he folds you legs on you chest before he taps the head of his cock against your clit before moving to your hole and pushing in. you moan at the stretch, clawing at the sheets. "holy shit." he moaned, breathlessly.
"need you to be good and take this dick, shiiiit" he moans out as he moves one of his hands down to rub at your clit. he feels you flutter around him as he bottoms out causing you to squeal. "oh fuck." you cried out.
"fuck- you're such a little slut, I've seen the way you look at me, you know we're not fucking. friends." he groans out as he pounds into you at the last of his sentence, fucking you dumb.
"fuck yeah baby girl needed this fucking cunt" he moans out as he pounds into you. the quiet of the dorm drowned out by the squelch of your tight cunt as he thrust into it, your slick leaking from your cunt making his dick shine in the light as he pulls out of you.
"hear how fucking soaked you are baby?" he mocks as you hear the sound of your moans and the wet pats of his hips slamming into yours. your legs started to burn as your hips buck away from it.
"nuh uh be good and take this dick" he grunts as he grabs your leg pulling you back towards him as he continues to wreck you. he's hand finds it's way to your throat, squeezing slightly whilst the other one rubs circles into you clit.
"fuck! m'gonna cum please fuck, s'too good" you babble out as tears soak your vision. he laughs at you before leaning down over you.
he kisses your cheek trying to soothe you. "you better fucking hold it " he grits as he removes his hand from your clit. this causes a sob to leave your throat as he continues his excruciating thrusts.
"you cum when I cum." he commanded. your eyes began to roll in the back of your head as he continued his brutal thrust on you g-spot. xavier's body began to tense as he began to rub your clit again making you shake.
"fuck- baby cum on this dick" he moans, and as soon as he finishes his sentence you cum with a throaty moan. your pussy gushes as you squirt on him; soaking him and his dick.
at the sight he moans out before pulling out with ropes of cum gushing on the skin of your stomach and chest. he finally feels relieved.
after a few seconds you two finally calmed down. "thanks for helping me." he thanked. you nodded in response still a little lightheaded from what happened. "so this definitely ruined our friendship but I've liked you for a while now anyways." he shrugged, wiping some sweat from his forehead.
"yeah me too." you replied, wiping some cum from your stomach. "we have to get rid of that plant." you added with xavier nodding in agreement
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luvkyu · 8 months
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inkigayo ( lee juyeon )
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top!juyeon x btm!male!reader
juyeon notices another idol at inkigayo after his recent comeback.
content : 1.7k words, fluff, idol!juyeon x idol!reader, reader is on a food diet
( a/n ) req'd on wp <3
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'shit, he's right next to me, i could cry.'
'he's even more gorgeous in person..'
'wait, is he looking at me?'
"y/n!!"
y/n snapped out of his thoughts at the sound of his group leader whisper-shouting his name. it was time for his group to depart from the inkigayo stage, but his mind had somehow managed to only become occupied on one of the mcs - lee juyeon.
he gave a quick, bashful smile to the camera before following his group away in embarrassment.
"god, i'm an idiot," y/n muttered to himself.
"yes, but at least you're a cute idiot," one of his group members encouraged. y/n glared at him as they continued walking.
"y/n, you've had a major crush on juyeon for as long as we all can remember. now you're finally in the same room. you should make a move."
y/n looked down at his feet as he thought about his bandmate's suggestion. he had indeed been a juyeon obsessed deobi for a long time, but he didn't think he could ever bring himself to 'make a move'.
y/n looked back up at his group member to see him slowly backing away and nodding toward something behind y/n. the male's brows furrowed in confusion, turning around now to see the one and only lee juyeon walking toward him. the rest of his group quickly, but subtly, dispersed away in turn.
"hi y/n!" the idol beamed with the same beautiful smile that always made y/n's heart pound.
"hey juyeon!" y/n greeted, trying to sound as normal as possible. he couldn't tell if it was easy to see that he was literally shaking, but he just hoped for the best at this point.
"i wanted to make sure you were alright. you kinda spaced out on stage there at the end."
y/n's face flushed a bright red. he quickly cleared his throat at juyeon's caring words and gave him a small smile.
"yeah, i'm okay.. thanks for checking on me!"
juyeon nodded happily at this right as the other's stomach decided to growl loudly. y/n mentally cursed at his own body.
"sorry, i'm just a little hungry.." he said quietly. juyeon frowned.
"have you eaten today?"
"mm, only a little this morning. but it's alright, it's my diet," he responded. this did not convince juyeon.
"hm. eat soon for me, alright? cute boys need their energy."
y/n's whole body froze while just about every ounce of him turned red.
'did my long-time idol crush just flirt with me?'
juyeon gave him a sweet smile and an affectionate pat on his head before turning to walk away. y/n simply stared, finding even his back attractive.
"holy shiiiit! look at you!" another group member said eagerly as he showed up by y/n's side. "did you get his number?"
y/n shook his head, still too shocked to move or take his eyes off of his crush.
"tsk, that blows. what'd he say then?"
y/n shook his head with a flustered smile, finally looking down at his fidgeting fingers as he thought about what just happened.
"nothing, nothing."
his bandmate could tell that it wasn't 'nothing', but let it go. he pat y/n's back happily as the two went to find the rest of their group.
eventually, it was about time to leave as they all gathered their belongings to depart for another event on their schedule.
juyeon's words were still ringing in y/n's ear.
'eat soon for me, alright? cute boys need their energy.'
a bright red color stained over y/n's cheeks again. he hadn't been able to wipe the smile off his face since it happened, either.
"oh, to be young and in love. our sweet y/n's got it bad!" his leader said with a teasing voice. after a couple audible laughs and scoffs from the others, y/n looked at the older in disapproval.
"why'd you say that like you're not only two years older than me.."
his leader stuck his tongue out jokingly while turning to look at him, the group now heading outside to their suv.
"i thought we'd already established that i'm the most dramatic thing to walk the earth," he reminded him. y/n chuckled.
"that's true, you're right."
the other nodded triumphantly as he climbed into the car. y/n was about to do the same until he heard his name being called.
"y/n!"
he quickly turned, seeing juyeon running out of the building toward him. he held what looked like a small bag out to y/n.
"here," he said happily while y/n took the bag in slight confusion. "some food for you. eat well, okay?"
y/n's heart was racing as he nodded and said a bashful 'thank you' before turning back to get into his group's suv. his mind yelled at him to stay and keep talking to juyeon, but he thought it best to leave before he said something stupid or got too anxious.
he simply smiled again and gave juyeon a small wave before closing the door. juyeon waved back, gazing after the car as it finally drove off.
"wasn't that your lunch?"
juyeon jumped at the sudden voice of his co-mc, who laughed lightly.
"shit!.. don't sneak up on me like that.." he scolded. "yes, it was my lunch, but i had a big breakfast this morning. besides, i left something else in there for him.."
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"y/n, aren't you hungry? go ahead and eat."
y/n frowned, clutching the bag of food he was given an hour earlier. the group was now stopped at a small café for lunch.
"but my diet.."
"tsk." his leader's disapproval was more than evident. he took y/n's bag and opened it quickly before setting it back down in front of him.
"screw the stupid diet. you don't need a diet. you need food, now eat," he said as he looked at a frowning y/n. "please," he added, realizing he probably sounded too stern for y/n's liking.
y/n looked at the now opened bag, seeing small organized tupperware containers. he looked around between them before settling on the container with some cut up fruit. as he lifted the container out, his eyes landed on a little folded piece of paper that was sitting under it. after taking it out and unfolding it, his eyes widened.
'call me so i know you ate. :)
⠀ ⠀ ⠀x juyeon ( 000-0000 )'
the amount of times y/n had blushed today could not be counted, but one thing was for certain - it was all because of one lee juyeon.
"ooh, what's that?" another bandmate questioned. y/n's reddened face was more than enough to give him away.
"he gave me his number.." he confessed as he held up the paper. his leader beside him grew more excited than anyone, jumping up and bouncing around.
"OH MY GOD. call him, call him now!" he exclaimed. y/n looked at him in shock.
"right now? is that too soon??" he asked. the others were too busy laughing at their drama king of a leader, but the member on the other side of y/n ruffled his hair fondly.
"it's not too soon. obviously, he wants you to talk to him," he encouraged. y/n grinned at this and nodded. he took his phone out and began entering juyeon's number before feeling everyone's eyes on him. looking up to meet their invested gazes on him only made him squirm.
"you guys are creepy. i'll go call him in private," he decided, now leaving his seat.
"laaame."
y/n rolled his eyes at his leader's remark, only continuing to type away on his phone instead of responding.
"wait! take the fruit!" his leader added quickly while pulling y/n back to stuff the tupperware container in his arms. "okay, now go."
y/n simply looked at him for a moment, judging. he then slipped outside and sat at one of the tables with an umbrella overhead to block the sun. popping a grape into his mouth, he looked at his phone nervously and finally called juyeon.
"..."
"..."
"hello?"
"juyeon? hi, it's y/n!"
"y/n! did you eat yet?"
"i'm eating now actually."
"good!"
"also, um, was this your lunch? it looks like it was prepared really well. i hope you're eating too.."
"yeah, it was mine, but don't worry! i grabbed a snack."
"oh okay, good!"
"..so it was cool meeting you today! i really love your group's album."
"ah thank you! would you say you're part of our fandom now then?"
"hmm.. definitely. i think my bias would have to be y/n."
"well i can say with confidence that he's a juyeon bias in return."
y/n felt his heart skip at the very attractive laugh that left juyeon's lips.
"good to know then. while i've got you on the phone, i also wanted to ask if you'd wanna hang out sometime? just the two of us."
"really?"
"yeah! if you'd be into it, of course."
"i'd love to hang out, sure!"
"sounds good, then! i gotta go now but can i text you later tonight?"
"definitely, of course."
"okay, well i hope the rest of your work day goes good! and finish up the food for me, hm?"
"you too, juyeon. and i will, promise!"
"good. talk later!"
"bye!"
y/n smiled to himself as he set his phone down on the table. to think he was basically drooling over his crush at inkigayo while his crush actually noticed him too was crazy.
"details, please! c'mon!" the voice of his leader suddenly emerged from behind him. y/n turned in surprise to see the other's head popping out of the cafe's door, along with two other curious members. y/n clicked his tongue at his nosy friends and shooed them back inside, following suit with his phone and fruit container in hand.
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drudyslut · 3 months
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— 🥥 ;; send me a character + prompt and i’ll write a blurb! (pls specify if you want nsfw or sfw)
surprising rafe w/ some road head while he is driving😜🫣
— warnings: oral (male receiving) !!!
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it was something about the way he was slouched in his seat, arm outstretched with his large hand gripping at the steering wheel tightly. it had you painfully horny, needing to wrap your lips around his cock, taste him.
“rafe” you whine, bottom lip jutted out in a pout.
he turns his head to the side, blue eyes meeting yours for a second before they’re back on the road ahead.
“what’da need baby? i see that pout on your lips. means you need or want somethin’”
you lean undo your seatbelt, leaning your body over the center console, hand flying to his clothed cock and rubbing at it softly.
rafe sucks in a sharp breath, his grip tightening on the steering wheel as you continue rubbing his growing cock through his jeans.
“fuck, you— you wanna suck my dick baby? that it?”
you bat your lashes at him, your bottom lip brought between your teeth as your fingers find his zipper, slowly sliding it down before moving on to undo the button on his jeans.
“mhm, need to taste you, please?”
your voice was innocent, angelic, but your words filthy. it had rafe spiraling, his cock now painfully hard as he patiently waited on you to make a move.
“fuck, okay. if that’s what you want baby”
you smile, taking your hands and pushing his jeans and underwear down his legs just enough to let his cock spring free. you swipe your tongue across your bottom lip when you finally see him, mushroomed head swollen and already leaking precum.
you spit into your palm before softly wrapping it around his shaft, stroking at him softly, your thumb rubbing around the tip, spreading his precum around.
rafe’s breathing becomes heavy, trying his hardest to focus on driving, but the feel of your soft hands stroking at his cock had him wanting to squeeze his eyes shut in pleasure.
“c’mon baby, no teasing. put that pretty little mouth to use, yeah?”
you smirk, leaning your body forward more, your lips leaving soft kisses to his head. you begin leaving kitten licks to his head and shaft, pulling low and raspy groans from rafe.
finally, you wrap your lips around his swollen head, sucking at it softly before pushing his entire length down your throat. you gag around him when his head hits the back of your throat, the vibrations from your mouth making him buck his hips up.
“holy shit, i don’t think ‘m gonna last long baby, fuck”
you begin bobbing your head at a steady pace, pushing him to the very back of your throat before pulling up slowly, making your tongue drag across his shaft with each upward motion of your head.
rafe takes his free hand, running it up and down the length of your back, sending chills throughout your body as his fingertips grazed your skin.
you quicken your pace, your head bobbing up and down faster as you squeezed at his balls with your hand.
low groans and curses fall from his lips, his dick twitching in your mouth, letting you know he was close to his release.
“oh shit, baby, ‘m cum— shiiiit!”
you continue sucking at him, his cum spilling into your mouth as you took every last drop, swallowing it all down.
you pull yourself off of him, sitting yourself back up in your seat and wiping at your mouth with the back of your hand, “thanks baby” you say sweetly, your eyes finding his, watching as he tries to catch his breath.
“no, thank you sweetheart, that was fucking hot”
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agendabymooner · 8 months
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𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 !!! 𝐥𝐧𝟒 — 𝐨𝐧𝐞
☼ WHO TF IS LANDO NORRIS?
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chapter summary: honey-sue is… honey-sue. she knows who she idolizes (and have a crush on; mason mount), she knows that she’s looking forward to getting the hell out of the university after two years of her masters degree program, and she knows that she doesn’t care about the formula one teams that aren't mercedes amg - she also knows she cares about mick schumacher.
so when her fans (who were coincidentally fans of the sports as well) began to ask her things about her lack of interest, more people (mostly just a group of british youtubers and a certain f1 driver) immediately shifted their attention towards the socially awkward woman as she and her brother got invited to a party in monaco hosted by an f1 driver. newsflash: it wasn’t hosted by either lewis hamilton or george russell.
content warning: use of explicit language, chatfic + tweets, mentions of social anxiety
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HONEY-SIUUUUU
jideeee 😚😚
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
who dis?
HONEY-SIUUUUU
stfu you know this is your best girl stop capping
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
no? idk who you are
HONEY-SIUUUUU
so if i were to say that i told simon about you using his towel to clean up the mess you made in his room then you wouldn’t be phased about it?
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
naw fam i’m all jokes 😭 don’t tell simon
what’s up, honey??? can’t pay your rent this month?
HONEY-SIUUUUU
oh har har 😒 we all know who’s most likely got more money in her savings
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
and we also know who’s most likely to get someone anything she wants because that someone refuses to use her money on any stupid shit for once
HONEY-SIUUUUU
fuck off i’m being practical. at least i haven’t lost my money to crypto
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
ouch ok. i’m hurt 😒
HONEY-SIUUUUU
anyways. I GOT MY FINAL GRADES BACK 😭😭 I WANNA TELL U FIRST BC I FEEL LIKE YOUD BE MORE EXCITED FOR ME
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
ong??? holy shit, that’s fast. did you make it to the president’s list???
HONEY-SIUUUUU
ok but what do i get when i tell you the result? /jk
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
a pat on the back and congratulations? 🤣
HONEY-SIUUUUU
i’m expecting for something more than that but as long as you’re fulfilling your promises i’m solid
BUT ANYWAYS I GOT THE ONLY 4.0 AND PRESIDENT’S LIST 😭😭😭
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
HOLY SHIIIIT LEZGOOOOO
smart ting you are what the fuckkkkk
happy for you honey!!!!! 😮‍💨
lowk wish i’m there rn to celebrate that with you and the mandem 🙃 stupid boxing trainings
HONEY-SIUUUUU
ugh don’t even worry about it jj 😁😁 i was just v excited to share this to u
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
i’ll make it up to you i promise!!! i’m hella proud of u and ur ability to not even have a breakdown during those days ✊
i gtg tho 🙏 congrats again bro! lmk when ur graduation’s gonna be and what u want for this. i’ll ttyl
HONEY-SIUUUUU
forget about it jj— i was just joking when i said get me sumn
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
it’s a good thing i don’t listen to you whenever you tell me not to get you something huh?
HONEY-SIUUUUU
that’s just your guilt from calling me a sket on harry’s diss track.
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
haha just tell me what u want and i’ll get it sorted out as soon as possible
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HAROLDINHO
oi honey
PLONKER
oi harold
HAROLDINHO
i’m at the mailbox rn
u got a package
PLONKER
gee do you ever wonder what the mailboxes are for? 🤔🤔
HAROLDINHO
i was going to bring it upstairs but i guess never mind 😒
a simple “oh really? thanks harry!” would suffice
PLONKER
just get up here and bring it 🤡 you could’ve just brought it up instead of texting me
what’s so special about it that you had to text me before you get up here n e ways??
HAROLDINHO
i dunno. something about it screams fancy.
did you get any bag by chance because this seems a bit too expensive
PLONKER
i don’t buy expensive stuff online???
can you come up so i can open it?
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HONEY-SIUUUUU
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JJ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
LIKE YOURE NOT PULLING MY LEG? AND HARRY’S?!!!
IS THIS REALLY MONACO GP?!
JJ YOU BETTER RESPOND NOW OR IM GONNA BREAK IN YOUR HOUSE AND I KNOW WHERE YOU PUT THE KEYS TO YOUR LAMBO
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
sorry i was on the gym
don’t break into my house
and yes??? you said to get you something right?
HONEY-SIUUUUU
yeah but i was joking 😭😭
this is so cool
but this is expensive. do you take paypal?
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
no tf 🤣
as i said. i’d get you anything you want. but you didn’t tell me what you wanted so i just asked the boys
HONEY-SIUUUUU
you never should’ve listened to harry lmfao
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
lol it was vik and simon who recommended we get you and harry those tickets lololol
i was like “hmm idk what to get her” so they were like get you a trip to monaco or something. they specifically said get you a paddock pass for mercedes
so like go see your michael schumacher or that ken doll you showed me
HONEY-SIUUUUU
jj babes 🤣🙃 mick is in haas
and the fact that we’re taking your jet too 😭😭 you didn’t have to go all out on me
but seriously thank you thank you thank you
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
letting you know as well that will, filly and chunkz are coming along. they got passes from mclaren and all that. it'll be a full plane lol. so it won’t be as overwhelming for you and harry to go alone
HONEY-SIUUUUU
no way?!!!! MY FRIEND FILLYS COMING ?! 😭😭
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
yeah lol
so you have fun in monaco. everything’s been paid for by your personal bank account
HONEY-SIUUUUU
ugh my personal bank account is so fucking amazing
i could give ‘im a lil kiss on the mouth rn 😮‍💨😮‍💨
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
naw don’t do that i don’t think your brother would like that
lmk if there’s anything else you’d like i’ll see what i can do 👍😉
HONEY-SIUUUUU
a little kiss of appreciation on the mouth for you?
SUGAR DADDY JAYJE
no 🤣🤣🤣
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RIABISH
hey! i hope this isn’t so weird but you’re honey-sue right? wroetoshaw’s sister?
HONEYSUE
uh hi.
yes it’s me. it does say it on my username and bio. sorry if this is very rude.
RIABISH
no no! all good haha!
i just wanted to confirm! we got the information from will about you. i’ve known the sidemen and your brother but when he mentioned you were coming along to the race in monaco i had to look you up :)
i’m ria btw! i happened to be acquainted with him and filly bc we collab’d with them before. quadrant?
HONEYSUE
i’ve heard of you guys before because will spike a lot about you lots.
RIABISH
all good things i hope 😉
HONEYSUE
haha. yeah.
nice to meet you
RIABISH
likewise :))
we’ve been told of you because apparently you got lucky with ksi getting you free tickets and trip to monaco for the race
HONEYSUE
yeah idk.
i don’t watch formula one as much as i used to years ago. i don’t know much about who’s racing now and whatnot except from whatever’s happening with merc
RIABISH
oh… not at all?
not even mclaren?
HONEYSUE
no. this will be the first time i’ll be watching in a while.
RIABISH
you seem very nice!
listen, will and filly said you’re all flying in at the sunday before the race week begins. lando’s got will, filly and chunkz paddock passes and they’re all hanging around with us quadrant lots for the week.
would you and w2s be interested in coming with us? take you around monaco and get to know each other better since we all live in london and all :))) lando’s been wanting to meet harry for a while so him being in the monaco gp would def work out for all parties. lando will also be hosting a party in his flat in monaco. what do you think??
HONEYSUE
uh
to be honest you’ve lost me at the first message. if you don’t mind— can i ask who lando is? i’m not like any sidemen people— i don’t watch f1 as much as i used to.
i’ve heard of his name before. but that’s because there are people on my twitter saying he’s made references about my videos and songs and whatnot.
i really don’t know who he is
RIABISH
ah right.
that’s alright ;)
lando drives for mclaren and he has the driver number 4. he’s actually one of the members of quadrant. he races and all that! that’s how will and the lots got their passes lol
HONEYSUE
oh okay.
about the invitation.
i think it’s ideal you ask my brother or shoot him a message in insta about it.
he’ll gladly answer
thank you for the offer. i’m sure he’d say yes. i have to go sadly. i’ll talk to you later!
RIABISH
okie. ttyl 👋
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MINI HARRY
you absolute knobhead
you call me socially inept all the time yet you’re out here trying to get me to talk to people?!
WILLIAM²
wdym?
oh my god. i am so so sorry
i didn’t think ria would actually be sending and shooting a message to your way
MINI HARRY
you know what
i don’t even care
whatever it’s not like i’d be talking to them anyway.
WILLIAM²
if you’re talking about not being around them during the week nice try.
because harry just said he’d come along with us in monaco before the race. so the chances of you being friends with the quadrant lads are high.
i’m not sure if it’s just me but lando’s more than excited to meet you. harry just ok’d that you two would hang out with us.
MINI HARRY
oh my god. does anybody in my circle ever use their brain?!
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salithemage · 6 months
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seward when renfield has a normal conversation with mina, a person who doesn’t have power over him and talks to him like he’s a person: holy shiiiit oh my god… HOW is she doing this……
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lizzieislife94x · 4 months
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Concentrate (w.m)
Wanda Maximoff x G!P Reader
Y/ns POV:
"Babe are you ready the party started 20 minutes ago" I yell to my girlfriend "yeah yeah I'm coming y/n calm...wow" she stops and stares atme in awe making me feel extremely shy "baby stop looking at me" I giggle as she wraps her arms around me kissing my jawline "I will never get tired of seeing you all dressed up in a suit its extremely sexy" I blushand slap her ass "shhhh let's go we need to get to the compound we're already late" I giggle leaving a gentle kiss on her cheek and walk out to the car gently pulling her behind me as we get to the car I open her door for her "my lady" I gently curtsey for her as she giggles "oh my such a gentle woman " I laugh as I close the door and run round to the drivers side andstart out journey as she rests her hand on my thigh "I really love when you wear suits you look amazing" she says out of the blue looking at me with a huge smile "that's why i wear them Tony's stupid party's because I know you love it" I smile back after 20 minutes we arrive at the compound and I run round to open her door "why thank you baby" she smiles waiting to take my hand as we walk in "Wanda! Y/n" a drunken Tony yells running over to us pulling us into a hug "drunk already old man" I joke aswe both laugh and head in to enjoy the party "Here you go baby" i smile handing Wanda her drink and start to drink my own "so how long have you guys been together now" Bruce asks with a smile "a little over 3 years" we say in unison and look at each other with a smile " wow that's amazing I knew you guys hit it off right away" Nat smirks at us "stop it you'll make her blush" Wanda giggles "ohh come dance with me baby" she drags me to the dance floor as we dance like no one's watching "god I love you so fucking much" I whisper to her ear "and I love you so fucking much baby" we spend half an hour dancing before I tap out "baby I'm going to get a drink want one" she smiles and nods and I head to the bar to get 2 drinks and take one over to Wanda who's sitting on the couch making me giggle "tired too huh?" I ask as I sit beside her handing her my drink "fuck yes geez can definitely tell I'm not 21 anymore" she giggles as we sit and talk.
We've been here for 4 hours it's just past midnight and I have a tipsy girlfriend "I want to make a baby with you" she giggles sitting on my lap straddling me with a smirk as I look at her shocked "I'm being serious y/n I want to start a family with you" as I let what she says sink in I smile and kiss her gently "I want a family with you too Wanda" she wraps her arms around me pulling me in for a tight hug "let's go home so we can start the baby making process " she whispers into my ear seductively as she gently bites it "yep yes definitely let's go baby" we stand up to leave and say our goodnights and goodbyes to our friends as we head to the car "so does that mean no more condoms baby" I ask as she pushes me against the car "nope no more condoms " as the words and her pushing her body against me hit me I feel my bulge start to grow "fuck let's get home" I quickly open her door and fall running round to side as she giggles I start the car and head home after 5 minutes of driving I feel her rubbing my thigh getting higher and higher "fuckkkk baby I'm driving" I moan out and she smirks at me as she unzips my suit pants and pulls my dick out stroking it ever so slowly "concentrate baby" I can tell she's grinning as her pace increased and I moan trying to concentrate on the road a head "fuck Wanda that feels amazing " I moan not daring to look her way "shhh eyes on the road baby" as her hand gets faster I feel the knot in my stomach "shiiiit baby I'm gonna cum" I breath out and it only encourages her to get faster I bite my lip hard as I start to cum shooting my load all up my suit and Wandas hands and arms "Holy shit y/n there was so much" I sigh as the pleasure washes over me and try to control my breathing as I pull over and look to my girlfriend "that was amazing but also so fucking naughty what if I crashed" I try to say with a straight face "I told you to concentrate baby" she says with an innocent voice fuck this woman is something else "panties off now and get out and bend over the hood and wait like a good girl" Ismirk as she hands me her panties and heads out to get into position I sit back and watch for a minute before heading out to my waiting girlfriend and I bite my lip as she looks at me with begging eyes "now should I fuck you or make you wait" I smirk as she looks at me "please baby fuck me fill me with your cum, put a baby in me" my eyes widen slightly as a moan leaves my lips, why can't I say no to this woman I unzip my pants and pull my hardened member out and run it through her wet folds groaning at the sensation of her wet cunt "please don't tease me baby" she whimpers I grip her hair pulling her head back to allow me access to her neck as she moans and I slam deep inside her as I moan into her ear "shitttt baby so good fuck i love feeling you without the condom" she moans making me thrust harder and faster "I love being inside you with no condom" I moan fucking her cunt at a brutal pace "yes fuck y/n I need you to fill me put a baby in me"  she screams loudly I groan as my orgasm approaches "so close baby" I almost yell as I feel her walls clamp my cock tight letting me know she's hit her orgasm I continue to thrust as I unload my cum deep inside my needy girlfriend and close my eyes "oh fuck Wanda" I slide out of my girlfriend as she whimpers "I'm keeping the panties baby you don't need them tonight " I smirk as I help Wanda stand properly and we get back into the car "I wasn't gonna put them back on baby" she smirks biting her lip as I drive home with a smile on my face. 
AN: just a little update hope you enjoy if you have any requests feel free to message me and I'll do my best for you 😊 stay hydrated people word Count for this chapter is 1.2k
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garoujo · 2 years
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・✶ 。゚you finally let mammon feel all of you for the first time. warnings : f. reader, some possessive talk, mammon goes raw for the first time.
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“fuck.” mammon spits quietly as he kneels over you, the base of his fat cock in his hand while he guides the blunt head through your folds.
“ya sure ‘bout this, baby? t-thought about this s-so much—“ he curses softly when he fumbles slightly, the other hand that’s resting on your waist tightening as he tries to line himself up again, a little too eager to sink into your tight cunt and feel all of you.
your lips part to answer him but you only manage a whimper and a nod when the fat head finally pushes into your already flexing walls and mammon groans, gliding past the spots that have your thighs twitching around his waist to force even more of his cock inside of you.
he feels like the rooms spinning, your walls tightening and sucking him in the deeper he goes and he can feel every flex of your muscles against his cock until he’s almost hunched over you, resting his forehead against your shoulder when he finally bottoms out, the hand that was previously on your waist moving to twist in the sheets beside you.
“o-oh fuck, baby. you’re so tight, fuck! ya feel so good.” mammon grunts, the muscles in his back expanding with each of his shakey exhales as he tries to catch his breath above you—a little embarrassed at how close he already feels but how can you blame him when he can feel every twitch and flex of your pussy around him, arousal pooling in his lower stomach as he hisses through his teeth before finally drawing his hips back.
“‘ts g-gonna feel so good fillin’ up this perfect—fuckin’—pussy, all mine.” his voice is low, slightly shakey with anticipation and need as he follows each word with a sharp thrust, cursing under his breath when you babble and grab at him so needily with each smack of his hips against yours, his cock thickening and twitching against the addictive, needy hug of your body—your walls almost desperately trying to pull him back each time he rocks his hips “oh, baby. ‘ll give it to ya—it’s all y-yours too.”
mammon growls wordlessly, leaning over you once again as his hands grab at the pillow next to your head—his other hand digging almost painfully into your waist to help with pulling your hips down to meet each of his heavy thrusts, your body clapping against his as he fucks into you, panting over the skin of your neck before his lips are gliding over the most sensitive parts that have you keening below him.
“‘s it feel good? yeah? shiiiit—ya drive me fuckin’ crazy. ya love—“ he takes a ragged breath, rolling his hips into yours a little sloppily before he groans again “y-ya love how good i make ya feel, don’t ya?” and you whine, grabbing at his broad shoulders to keep yourself some what grounded as his thrusts speed up, and he curses roughly when you leave red marks on his smooth, tanned skin, his pace stuttering when it only makes his cock throb inside you—his lips parted as he pants and growls in your ear, his thrusts loud and clapping.
“goddamn, wanna feel all of ya, baby—ughhhh—“ the silver haired demon babbles, his brows furrowing as he drinks in the sound of your sweet moans and the feeling of your walls around him, memorising every dip of your body. “f-fuckin’ cum for me. holy shit—i gotta feel ya, fuck!”
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