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babybeel · 2 years

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⁠— @vampberri x solomon!

#thanks for ur congratulations! and for the compliment <3 i love looking at themes and layouts hehe #but i matched you and sol!! i think youd work well and could have a lot of fun together ^^#itd be a lot of spontaneity and mayhem #esp bc solomon gets addicted to the feeling when ur running away hands tangled and he turns back to check if ur ok #and ur absolutely beaming!! having sm fun!!#(you always do w sol <3)#and oh my god solomon just feels his heart falter and whirr back to life in his chest at the sight of u #and now hes always whisking u away just to see u smile at him over and over #(sometimes he turns up to the house of lamentation to drag u away #but turns out asmos already done so and you can bet the pair of u are gossiping about sol hehe #solomon only finds out what youve been up to when asmo posts a mirror selfie w u on devilgram)#3am texts

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matenrou-fan · 1 year

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Ooh! I have a funny request!

Could I request Lucifer, Mammon and Diavolo's s/o calling them "The most handsome demon" before running up to hug them in public?

Lucifer, Mammon and Diavolo's NB!s/o calling them "The most handsome demon" in public

ahhh this one is so cute..! >O<

NBreader, fluff, teasing, just wholesome stuff, something like a spoiler for Devilgram 'The Escorts' in small bonus;;

-Well.. he does like PDA with you, but sometimes the way you show your love for him can be so confusing.

-It's not a secret that he, as an avatar of Pride, loves when you compliment him or show your love in general, but he prefers to do all sweet things in private, where he also can show you all his affection.

-So when he hears your cheerful loud voice screaming something about the most handsome demon Lucifer gets kinda alarmed. There were too many strange accidents and stories with you in Devildom so his first thought was that you get into another goofy story somehow.

-Yet when he notices that you are running right in his direction with open arms it is too late. You already jump and embrace him, nuzzling your face in his chest.

-"Oh! And I was wondering what you were up to this time.. S/o, you do know I'm really busy right now..?" - Lucifer scoffs, trying acting cool yet actually feels tingling warmth spreading in his chest. He can't help but pat your head with a little smirk. - "Be more patient and wait when I will be free, so we can get quality time together, okay..? And don't you dare trying something like that with my brothers now.."

-He values his status as a strict collected demon so all these lovey-dovey things in public are not for him. If you want some affection from him right in front of everyone so badly, then Lucifer prefers more mature ways to show his love for you, touching your waist or holding your hand tightly, thumb caressing your knuckles.

-"If you want something more than you should ask nicely, darling.." - he smirks, noticing how you cling to him more. - "Or this is too much for you right now? Embarrassed to say it out loud?"

-Do you want to kill this man?!

-Mammon absolutely loves your affection, yet it's so hard for him not to actually admit it, but even receive, as he quickly starts blushing and giggling, getting too excited.

-And now you try to show your love in public? God, please send him some strength..

-He was just standing in the crowd, sending your message one after another, asking where you were fooling around without your great boyfriend, when he suddenly heard your voice. The most beautiful demon?? The hell you talking about?!

-Then when he sees you running to him with such a playful face. Mammon didn't even get time to realize something as you already knocked him down with a tight hug.

-"Huh!! S/o, y-you're crazy..! Scaring me like that.." - he mumbled, looking away, feeling as heavy blush started creeping on his cheeks. - "You're lucky I'm in a good mood today and will forgive you.."

-You can't ever imagine just how happy he is to receive such clingy affection from you in front of everyone. Yes yes, that's it! Everyone, look here and see that this precious human is just for a great Mammon..!

-But remember, darling, he's an avatar of Greed, after all.. So that means he will never let his most valuable treasure from his arms now, understand?

-"Come on, take my hand now..!" - he commands, trying to act harsh and dominating yet you can still see this blush on his cheeks and even on his ears. Did his neck get a little bit reader too..? - "I need to show everyone that you're my own human! It's natural, after all, I'm your first man anyway..!"

-Ohh! He's always in his silly goofy mood, he absolutely adores these little games!

-It doesn't matter at all if he's talking with someone or even discussing some serious business, if you walk to him and just take his hand he would never push you away or tell he's too busy.

-How can he? Your hand is so soft and warm.. Oh and if anyone who was he talking to at that moment would even try to say something about your persistence.. The Lord doesn't mind showing his more serious, strict side to them.

-Diavolo knows your voice well so he immediately hears your sweet tone as you call the most gorgeous demon in the world. Ooh, are you talking about him?

-Of course he will turn to your side with open arms to catch you in his hug, pressing you to his big chest with all his strength. Well, actually now with all, as he would just crash you in this case.. But strong enough to make you gasp a little..

-"Ahh, s/o..! You wanted to surprise me today?" - his loud chuckle thundered across the whole corridor, as Diavolo kept squeezing you in his hug. - "Then the most gorgeous demon is glad to greet the most precious human..!"

-He loves to play along with your teases and flirt, as it always lights up his mood after a long day of paperwork.. Or when he wants to relax after a council meeting.

-"Oh, I just remembered..! Why don't you pay a visit to my castle today? You know this little hug is not enough for me now.." - Diavolo laughs again, this time in a more soft and gentle tone, as blood rushes to his face. - "I'm sure brothers would complain too much if you told him you have some urgent personal business with me today, hehe..?"

+a small bonus? I didn't know if I should have written it in hc so I added this here. Another reason why Lucifer is more emotionless to you outside is Maddie. He is ready to tolerate her pushy clingy behavior toward him due to her status and strength yet if she would try to have a beef with you, Lucifer afraid he wouldn't be able to control himself. This lady gave hard time to Lord Diavolo himself when wanted to marry him, which means she's really bold in her actions and even thinking about her trying to hurt you makes Luci's blood boil.

When Diavolo, actually, is absolutely not afraid, even if it will attract the wrath of a powerful witch. Not because he's airheaded, but because he doesn't want to tolerate her debauchery anymore. Sorry, Maddie, the one who will marry Lord of Demons is s/o and after that she can't even think about hurting you as you would belong to a royal family.

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still-a-morosexual-help · 11 months

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I just read Mammon's The Guardian Demon devilgram. Adorable! Mammon is top tier dad. My mc will fight those witch and raise that girl in Devildom with her father as God (or whatever obey me verison of God is) intended! I need dad Mammon in my life right now. Does the game mention his daughter more in other stuff?

Also Imma punch Solomon in the face. Sometimes this game makes it really hard to like Solomon. Why is he written to go out of his way to put down Mammon!? Yes, all of his brothers do it, but at least they know him and care about him when they're not being shitheads to each other. Why does Solomon have so much beef with Mammon? I'm not saying he can't, because everyone does. But idk it feels more aggressive when it comes from Solomon. Maybe it's because I haven't seen much of his character aside from the devilgrams and pop quizzes.

-💙🐏

Yes!! Definitely one of my favourite devilgrams! Outside of the Devilgram they mention her in S1 and in S3, I believe, Mammon mentions the three witches and going up to the human world frequently to meet them

Okay so about Solomon,

-> He thinks in a very practical way rather than an emotional way and, though his constant smile and upbeat attitude may not show it, he's rather cynical (the complete opposite of Mammon). We see this a lot in Nightbringer, where he's constantly preparing for a fight between the human world and other two realms and is heavily skeptical when MC talks about making the other two realms see humans as equals without it leading to a fight.

-> He talks about how demons (and angels) look down on humans and about wanting to make them see humans as equals but he himself seems to see demons as lesser than humans. He somewhat admits this in s3? s4? where he says he only started seeing demons as friends recently. But even this doesn't stop him from collecting them and trying to use them as weapons against their own people if he needs to

-> Solomon has lived a long time and it's made him very stuck in his belief that demons (and angels) see humans as lesser beings and nothing, other than proving it wrong through force, will change that. Even though we do see the attitudes of demons changing slowly throughout s1-4 with Diavolo's pilot exchange program

-> Solomon doesn't really have any family members or even close friends when he's first introduced in S1. The closest people to him are Asmo, Barbatos and Thirteen and we already know that he didn't see the demons he had pacts with as friends until recently. So that just leaves Thirteen, with whom he has a very atypical friendship. They care about each other but they wouldn't put each other before anything else. He doesn't seem to have the best understanding on what typical (specially familial) relationships are like. This is why Solomon initially believes that MC, being human, would be like him and pick the safety of humanity over their loved ones. When almost any average human would tell you that they'd pick their loved ones over countless faceless strangers - something even Nightbringer knew

So Mammon's whole deal with the witches for the sake of some human child probably made him very skeptical. And so he tries to break it down to something that's more understandable to him, something that fits within his belief system

Eg: "Oh she's not excited to see Mammon because she sees him like a family member she just has a silly little kiddie crush on him"

^ Which is an insane thing for him to say, specially when both Mammon and MC (two of the most emotionally intelligent characters in om!) instantly pick out the fact that the girl sees Mammon as a father figure

But Solomon interprets it like a crush because crushes make sense. You can have a crush on a demon, specially if they helped you out. Hell, there are demons specifically there for you to have crushes on like Asmo and the succubi and incubi. But for a demon and a human to see each other as family? That's strange

Anyway Solomon is such a complex and interesting character, there's just so much you can unpack there, but I tried to keep this short as possible

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alexxncl · 4 hours

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‼️NIGHTBRINGER HDD CH. 2 SPOILERS‼️

leave it to me to make everything angsty

i'm a mammon shooter til i die

all he wants is to be rich (obv) and appreciated by his brothers :(

it seems as though he feels like they see him as a joke or as someone they can't look up to. like yes he's immature at times and a bit of an airhead but he means well. most of the time. but even still, he's a good big brother. i wish the devs touched on that side of him more, and i wish his brothers expressed their appreciation towards him in a way that isn't immediately followed by either a backhanded compliment or an outright insult

like yes, it's clear they love him and he loves them. but it's gotta be exhausting on both ends, especially if you're on the receiving end and constantly being (sometimes affectionately) shit on as someone who's already doubtful of their significance to their family and friends' lives

i'm lowkey surprised it was just levi and not lucifer there too...maybe it's bc he knows he's lucifer's favorite deep down and doesn't need it to be reiterated in his ideal world

attic club sandwich...get it? cuz you're sandwiched between...but also...

...i'm sorry. moving on

NEVERMIND NO MOVING ON WHY ARE THEY BOOTY BUTTERBALL ASS NAKED ????? i get that beel loves having his titties out but i did nawt need to be jumpscared like that

satan vehemently denying asmo being his favorite brother and then asmo appearing first in his dream world is PEAK sibling shit

i love them

also asmo's little bow having a mix of pink and green in his ideal world ??? reminiscent of asmo painting his nails pink and green for satan irl ???? SOBS the brothers ever

and lucifer also being there :((((

oh baby 😭 him and mams really just want acceptance and the ability to indulge in what makes them happy

"i couldn't be more proud" :((((( he's already proud of you

i wanna kiss him on the forehead and tell him he's doing a great job

PLEASEEEEEE not luci just wants to fuck on peace 😭 are we sure asmo's the avatar of lust bc lucifer is always on demon time (no pun intended)

like he's arguably the horniest out of all of them.

"business as usual" is a CRAZY thing to say when witnessing a dream of propositioning and borderline foreplay in front of your man's brother /hj

fym "hush-hush" ?? horny yandere type shit. doesn't he have any other friends ??? /j

ig sorcerers can be on demon time too. we love to see it

i hate an ass kissing tsundere...BE UPFRONT

it makes me sad that the only interactions we have with them are side stories or hard lessons or devilgram, like just make them a part of the main cast atp. the devs have to know that everyone wants it

my beloved girlfriend giving me advice for a long journey

MAKE HER DATEABLE OR SO HELP ME

oh :(

simeon makes me so sad. so unbelievably sad. i just want him to be happy

ik he regrets not falling with the brothers, and he beats himself up about it constantly. it's why he helped them during the war. i already went on a tangent about his struggle to pick a side before the war here but GOD it still hurts reading this

barbatos' ideal world revolving around diavolo is unsurprising, but also very telling of his character. he's so focused on everything and everyone around him, making sure space-time stays stable, that he doesn't have time to think about anything but that. not even when it pertains to himself and his happiness

barbatos' happiness revolves around fulfilling his duties as butler/subordinate, but also making sure he stays sane long enough to ensure that the instability and semi unpredictability of time itself doesn't prevent diavolo's wishes from coming true

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like1overs · 1 year

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like lovers do.

I'm in shock how many Asmo pieces show him as sexual predator, not caring about MC emotions and I'm done with my boy being mischaracterized, bitches made me rise from death. So here's my little work with making love with Asmodeus! Have fun!

CW: Asmodeus/Gender Neutral!MC (genitalia not specified), ORAL and PENETRATIVE sex

word count ~600

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Asmo always been so gentle with you, he acted like one wrong move, and you would disappear. He had many sexual partners before you, but you were first from a really, really long time he truly loved. And you loved him. Finally, someone who could say they loved him not because of his charm, or persona he showed on devilgram, but for who Asmodeus really was.

You watched his rosé wine hairs, and red lips wandering down your body. One of his hands holding yours, both connected between the handmade bracelets you had from childhood. He knew you got it from your ex-best friend and planned to make you a matching one. What a subtle way to claim you as his. Not so vulgar as love bites and hickeys. Fifth-born loved them too, they looked so pretty on your skin, but he wanted to show you he is putting his heart into yours relationship, and he's not with you just for sexual pleasure.

"As-Asmo" Your breath got heavy when your partner's lips finally founded their way to your sex. He was so gentle with it. Kissing, giving it small licks. He knows what you like the most. "I know darling, I know, but you look so cute from this view" He laughed and went back to his work.

This time, he didn't want everyone in the house of lamentation to hear you. This moment was just between you two. You were art just for him to see. No other painting or sculpture could compare to you, and oh he saw a lot of them. Such a pretty skin tone, with few skin marks, and his pact marks just in the middle, between your breasts, looking so pretty and visible only for him unless you feel like wearing more revealing outfits and showing it with pride

"Asmo please, fuck me already" You whispered, your nails digging into his hand, when the other one was caressing your thighs. "What an impatient little darling I have" He smirked from between your legs. "I will give you what you want. But I want you to look at me the whole time, okay? And don't hold back, cum when you want to" He went back to you and gave you a kiss. This time he used a cherry lip balm, you knew his whole collection by now. God, he was so pretty it almost hurt you. If for him, you were a work of art, he must be a work of God (and he actually was).

He finally unzipped his pants. Since the Belphegor accident you preferred if he wasn't fully naked, it makes you think it's going to be easier for him to protect you if he had something on himself.

Still not letting your hands go, he gave his penis a few pumps and lined himself with your hole. He did all he can to not make you feel any discomfort, going in slowly, and carefully, looking at your reaction. Giving you some time to get used to his size. Only after that he started thrusting. This time, he wasn't the one in control of how fast he went. It wasn't about overstimulating or teasing. It was about making you feel good. Listening to all your "faster" and "slower", just two lovers showing their love and respect to the other one. Moment that you would like to stay like that forever. Just two of you and no one else in the whole three worlds

#obey me shall we date #obey me smut #obey me shall we date smut #obey me Asmodeus x MC #obey me Asmodeus x MC smut #Asmo x MC #asmo x MC SMUT #ASMO SMUT #asmodeus smut #om! asmodeus

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belphegorspillow · 1 year

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Could you do the bros reaction to mc who’s a drum major? (Drum major is a marching band conductor) So Mc is constantly on a pedestal (literally) so the band can see them, and they have a different and much flashier uniform than the rest of the band.

(Sorry if this is odd, I just love marching and pep band!)

Hi~ How are you love? Thank you for the request! [I did so much research and I love marching bands now] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

GN!MC as a Drum major

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Lucifer

~ He is impressed with your skill! ~ He will always come out [when he is available] to watch you conduct the band. ~ When Diavolo is thinking about adding a Marching Band into RAD, he recommends you. ~ He always comes afterwards to compliment your skills

Mammon

~ This boy is flustered and proud! ~ He loves to see you in your uniform, especially it makes you stand out from the rest! ~ He cheers you on [Even if you don't need it] ~ He will afterwards go back to his Tsundere ways and say 'It's okay' but we all know he loves it.

Leviathan

~ oh my god, its just like the anime 'I have a crush on the cute Drum major in my class but I'm too scared to tell them' ~ He loves watching you preform, he always will record them [if you let him] ~ He will come after and compliment you and your skills! ~ He really wants to join the marching band just to get instucted by you

Satan

~ He is impressed and proud of your skills ~ He compliments you every time you are in the uniform ~ He has you in your drum major uniform as his D.D.D wallpaper ~ He will always come and watch you lead the Drum Major team

Asmodeus

~ He loves you in the uniform! ~ He compliments how amazing you were and that you looked really good in the outfit! ~ He will offer to make you another outfit like that to wear if you like the uniform ~ He records you and posts it on his Devilgram

Beelzebub

~ He is proud and happy that you found something you enjoy! ~ He will come and watch you if he is able to. ~ He is just really happy for you ~ Compliments your skills everytime you come back from practise.

Belphegor

~ He is happy for you [Even if practise goes into his and yours nap time] ~ He will do his best to try and stay awake to watch you and the marching band ~ He will compliment you about your skills ~ He will drag you to take a nap afterwards - even if you are still in uniform

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Masterlist

#obey me satan #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me x mc #obey me mammon #obey me x mc belphie #om #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me mc #obey me belphegor #obey me shall we date #omswd #om!#obey me!#obey me x gn reader #obey me x gn!mc #obey me x gn!reader

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nnnneeev · 8 months

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OMG WAIT what is your fav solomon card of all time? :3

anon i can't just pick one sol card hhwghhsh😭

i love all my solomon cards but these are the ones that i usually revisit whenever im in a solomon mood

(it got too long so im putting it under the cut)

Solomon the Researcher. the card arts is one of my favs (this one's currently my phone wallpaper hehe) and god. the devilgram. 10/10. to summarize it, solomon and mc both stayed late in RAD to finish his research, then after they're both done and have only a few hours left before heading to class, if you chose the option 'i want to kiss you', he will confess that he was actually wanting to hold them that whole time and if he did that earlier he wouldn't have made any progress in his research and then he'll kiss them twice depending on your answer. (i recommend choosing every option in this dg <3)

also, not just in this devilgram but on the others as well, it's implied that he and mc walk home together and i think that's very sweet, considering that they don't even live together and must part ways at some point (or does he drop them off to HoL's doorstep?)

(ramble ramble because in this card the game kinda assumed that mc doesnt wear glasses, hence solomon's comment to mc when they wore the enchanted glasses, he said to them how good they look with one. so what about the mcs who already wears glasses???? lmao anyways i just find that funny)

Up on the Pole! i went back to get this one from the lonely devil. the sheer sexiness of the deflowered version is just 👁️👁️✨👌. who would've thought that this man can do That. his bunny boy outfit also looks really good on him <333. a little summary on the devilgram, he was chosen to do the pole dancing segment, and mc accompanies him while he practices. while he scenes are romantic and all, it's his dialogues that really gets me. assertive? unfiltered? i can't quite pin the exact word to describe it but it's somewhere between those lines

also he gets jealous of a bunny lmao. idk what lesson or card but in the hourly solomon bot in twttr there was a quote saying that he was jealous of a plant. (oh, solomon.)

Dancing With the Petals. ah yiz, the card that got him to the no.1 spot. I was hoping to get barbatos and solomon's card that time but only he came home (on my free pulls too). to summarize the dg, solomon was unsure about his approach in TTWF so when mc confronted him about it, both of them came up with a conclusion to perform a show that combines different dances around the human world. after one of their practices he asked them to be his date for the TTWF, and then on the day of the performance (i think) he picked them up in Hol and dropped by the place where he planted a cherry tree then he'll either give you a ring or a necklace.

the kiss option will lead you to this scene that shot me through the heart 💘💝💖💗💓💞 (the impact of those words??? it means a lot to me for some reason!!!)

honorable mention: A Fanged Feast. including this one because i worked hard to get this card. they weren't kidding when they said the devilgram was suggestive. it def makes up for the lack of kissy scenes. for the summary, mc and solomon were out shopping when they were dragged by mammon to become a part of his team for his vampire-themed cafe. so basically they were assigned to act like vampires and when it's time to practice he dragged them away from the others so they can have a one-on-one training session instead. oh boy i love the little tension build up and then revealing afterwards that the magic he 'casted' was all made up. i also like how you can get two options here, whether you act as the sucker or the suckee

also going to mention the reminder he gave to mc that most conversations with demons are transactions, and it's mostly bout give and take (totally forgot about that)

one thing common about this cards is his boldness, to admit what he wants to do with mc, to make his feelings well-known to them ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 i feel like i only talked about the romantic aspects of the cards but aside from those parts you can see a bit more of his personality (esp. the ones that he only shows when you're around) and lore (there's a bit more lore in the other cards but anyways)

#asks #thank you for asking!#and sorry if this took like.. a week to answer #ah i think 'boldness' was the word i was looking for in the 2nd card #oh shit it's already 4 am im gonna answer the remaining asks ..... later #not proofread #all this rambling makes me want to read one before i go to bed

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asmo-cosmetics · 10 months

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prob one of my favorite little pieces of nightbringer lore is that asmo had to work really hard to get devilgram famous? ... i don't know it's just really adorable to me. that in the original timeline he's just like oh woe is me, it's such a chore being the number one influencer in the devildom, but what can i do? how can anyone help but follow someone so charming and beautiful? this is my cross to bear -- like he would rather people believe he's a paris hilton nepo baby "famous for being famous" type than god forbid find out he put time and effort into it. demons in the first game probably think he's just famous because he's one of the rulers/because he's a dg thot but he clawed his way to the top with blood under his stiletto nails. he's so cute i love him so much, bye

#when lucifer said asmo is so beautiful because he works so hard. i felt that #paris hilton is a good analogy for him tbh #like he is from a powerful family but also he did that shit himself #obey me!#obey me! nightbringer #obey me! asmodeus #notebook

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midnightsunnyday · 2 years

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MC And The Brothers In: The First Ever Demon Lord’s Castle Tennis Championships!

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Warnings: MC and Asmodeus are…MC and Asmodeus, or at least how I'd write them together. A bit NSFW due to suggestive dialogue.

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MC: and he’s ready to serve…ooh and a lightning fast strike made by Lucifer. Yet another point for Team Royals.

Asmodeus: that it was, MC. And if you’re just joining us, welcome to the first ever Demon Lord’s Castle Tennis Championships! I am your hauntingly beautiful commentator, Asmodeus.

MC: and I’m MC, your resident human of the evening.

Asmodeus: MC my dear, you look absolutely adorable this evening. Maybe when this is all over, me and you can have a few rounds of our own.

MC: sure, I’d love to play with…oh *giggles* Asmo, calm yourself.

Asmodeus: oh, and it looks as if Mammon is screaming something. Now, I’m not sure if you know this MC, but one of my many, many talents is lip reading.

MC: a very convenient skill to have.

Asmodeus: I know, right? Ok, hold on. He’s saying...“If you put one hand on them I’ll break through that booth and shove a racket up your...” HEY!

MC: such passionate and threatening words from Team Money’s Mammon.

Asmodeus: *clears throat* also, just to inform the audience, Team Money was not the choice of name for Mammon’s partner, Leviathan, who, and I quote, “found the name not only stupid but lacking, unable to counteract the sheer might of Team Excalibur, the sword used by Henry in Season 12 of TSL when he defeated the evil—“

MC: --ooh, and a nice return made by Mammon. He's on that ball like a cat on a keyboard.

Asmodeus: a rather strange metaphor made by my fellow commentator, but agreed. And though painful to admit, looks close--yet not quite--as fashionable as myself today. A severely needed upgrade from his usual choice in clothing. And he’s giving me the finger… along with a few other naughty words that, for the sake of our audience, this commentator chooses not to repeat.

MC: a mature and might I say sexy choice, Asmo.

Asmodeus: thank you, hun!

MC: indeed. Mammon looks especially striking, choosing a yellow motif on this warm, unsunny afternoon in the Devildom.

Asmoedus: yes, while his partner Leviathan, though not as coordinated, indeed did his best with the Ruri-chan themed sportswear. A statement in which I was also given the finger for.

MC: those are a lot of fingers, Asmo.

Asmodeus: that they are, MC. Though nothing I'm not able to handle *winks*

MC: And Lord Diavolo is up. He launches yet Team Money is in sync and giving Team Royals a bit of a run for their um, money, so to speak.

Asmodeus: speaking of money, the winners of this particular game will be treated with a fabulous prize, per of Lord Diavolo’s gracious honors.

MC: yes, money is a great motivator, especially for Mammon, who’s definitely fired up and ready to take home the gold.

Asmodeus: oh, and it looks like Leviathan takes the point! What an impressive serve! You know, for someone who spends all day in his room playing games, he has a surprisingly strong arm and stamina.

MC: admittedly, I have to agree with my fellow commentator. Not once have I seen this man lift anything heavier than a manga volume, yet somehow has the body of a sculpted god.

Asmodeus: speaking of sculpted gods, next we have the royals who—in this reporter’s opinion—are giving rich sugar daddy vibes.

MC: all the jet-set babes and Devilgram models in the crowd will be happy to know that both Lucifer and Lord Diavolo are single, as this reporter can greatly attest to.

Asmodeus: oooh, now I wonder what that could mean?

MC: another time. Though I find that although Lucifer’s outfit may be giving the girls what they want, is it giving them what they need? What are your thoughts?

Asmodeus: thank you, MC. Though I admire my brother’s casual, depressingly black ensemble, I personally find it distressing that he hadn’t chosen to go with the more risqué look as his partner, Lord Diavolo.

MC: indeed. A more smaller, tighter pair of shorts would’ve been appropriate for the occasion. In fact, one would say preferred.

Asmodeus: as for Lord Diavolo, one could surely balance a bottle on such a fine specimen.

MC: I’m sure that such assets could feed several starving nations in the human world.

Asmodeus: truly he is the Sun of the Devildom.

MC: that he is Asmo, that he is. Oh, but it looks like Lucifer has left the court and is currently heading towards the commentator booth.

Asmodeus: he does not look happy.

MC: that he doesn't, Asmo. This reporter is both terrified and stimulated.

Asmodeus: how badly do you think we’ll be punished, MC?

MC: judging by our colorful commentary, I would say the severity of our punishment would be at least an 8. One can only hope that it’ll be swift and painless.

Lucifer: Asmo. MC. Get down from there this instant.

MC: well, it looks like this concludes this commentators' first and possibly final Demon Lord’s Castle Tennis Championships. This is MC, signing off.

Asmodeus: and this is Asmodeus, who really wishes they'd worn a more reasonable pair of shoes.

MC: we’ll see you all—Lucifer! *breaks in the door*

Mammon: *staring up from the court* I told ya we shouldn’t have let them be the commentators. All they do is say suggestive stuff and talk about everyone’s outfits.

Leviathan: at least the game wasn't actually being aired live. I'd probably die of embarrassment. I m-mean MC, thinking I have the body of a sculpted god. Me. No one else. Especially not Mammon.

Mammon: had to throw in that last one, huh?

Diavolo: *chuckles* well I for one enjoyed their commentary. Those two have quite the imagination.

Mammon: too much imagination, if ya ask me *hears MC screaming* Keep runnin’ babe!

MC, running for their life: run Asmo!

Asmodeus, running but not as fast: MC noooo! Don't leave me behind!

Diavolo, lost in thought: I wonder what Asmodeus meant about balancing a bottle? Should I ask Mammon? Maybe Barbatos could assist in such a trick.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me diavolo #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan #obey me mc #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios

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sparkbeast20 · 1 year

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oh god seeinv that male mc post just ruined my day and of course they don't interact with women or afabs. google how to get over annoying people on the internet.

I know. (Again, don't send hateful/mean/angry comments at them. Just ignore or block them)

Look if they we're asking for more Male MC content. They didn't have to say all that crap about fans who makes Females MCs

And all that incorrect facts, like RAD being an All boys/men school. Which made them to assume that they would all be dating men is so fucking stupid.

and this irks me.

They already said that the whole cast would be gay because they whole All men thing. But They had to go and say that to Asmo? Like they could've say Lucifer or Diavolo because of moments of "DiaLuci" moment. But No, they have to point Asmo out. Fucking Stereotyping much! There are moments of Asmo hitting on women.

Fuck this person. They could've said this without tagging the most search tags. And would've not getting this backlash. They have that whole "DNI Women/AFAB" in their bio. Of course people would have something to say with that crap on their post. Now they want to hide behind that rule? No Fuck off!

Its the same stupid crap when these people say that MC is female. No, MC is a player insert. They can be whoever the player is.

I understand the frustration. But Insulting the Marjory of the players for making content like art, fics and headcanon isn't the way. And saying wrong facts just to make them seem have some right to say does things. Just irks me.

I like seeing Male MC art, not much for fanfic though I seeing myself enjoying reading Male MC's with names and personality since I love reading others interpretation of the story/events and devilgrams.

And if I love it, I reblog it. That way I can somehow give the impression for these writers and artist to make more of their Male MC content.

I would rather encourage people into making more Male MC content then insult writers and arts of Female MC to get more people into making more Male MC content.

That post is really counter productive if I'm being honest. And leave me the impression that they just don't like female players of the game.

#spark's answer #hi anon :3

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theaveragepsychoticbitch · 2 years

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Luke is such a cute character- and now there's five of him?!

Credit to @aphfemamericahero for the inspiration

Including the brothers! Might make a dateables version if I feel like ignoring not seeing my asks some more!

Just a normal day in the devildom, you and the brothers doing normal Devildom things (read: being unreasonably destructive and chaotic) when Luke bounds in absolutely ecstatic!

"My siblings are coming to visit!"

The fuck?

You didn't know he had a sibling. Let alone several.

The day approaches, anticipation building, mounting to a peak-

The celestial realm portal opens, and out comes- another Luke?!

LUCIFER

Surprised, but surprise immediately turns to glee at all the evil teasing he can do

Luke's siblings aren't all exactly like him though- especially the two girls

They dont hesitate join together in bullying Lucifer back, in a very much so "you go low, I go to hell(ironically)" fashion

"Oh look, a litter of Chihuahuas!"

"At least god still loves us."

Despite the increasing urge to punt the lil shits, he adores them the same way he adores Luke- quietly and indirectly, by being there when they need it and using other means (cough Barbatos) to give gifts things he came across and decided he couldn't use

Mammon

Don't tell anybody, but he loves them

They're just soooooo cute! Seeing the Chihuahua's face make so many different expressions, his mouth saying thing's he probably doesn't even think!

He's babying the ever loving shit outta them, and they bask in his generosity.

Especially one brother in particular! Though it's not nearly to Mammon's extent, he's a bit of a tricky one as well

Keen interest in bro's money making schemes, and being a child, no one suspects him when he sends him in to do some "casual borrowing"

The minute Lucifer and Simeon find out, you cringe as you and the brothers attempt to cover five sets of ears

They don't need to hear his screaming

Leviathan

Woah! This is just like that anime [bullshit long title]

He's shy about dealing with them at first, seeing how strong their personalities are.

But oh, the cosplay ideas! He could have FIVE Ruri-chans! Then, he could dress himself and his brothers up and have TWELVE Ruri-chans! It could be Ruri-chan mania!

Goal in mind, he sets out of his cave to face his first obstacle: interaction.

What the hell?! What do you mean you like Ruri-chan too?!

He never expected that a Luke-lookalike would be so.... Cultured!

Together, the two drag their siblings to various cosplay photoshoots that gain them more popularity on Devilgram than Asmo!

Hurry and console the guy before he tries to rip Levi's throat out, please.

Satan

He's keenly interested in how we know for sure Luke is Luke.

For all we know, they were switched at birth and-

He's got a whole essay's worth of shit to say, tune him out and play with quins for your own peace

Once he's finished analyzing their differences down to the bone, he gets very friendly with the girls.

I mean, two pint sized crotch goblins with the gull to talk shit to Lucifer's FACE? Where have they been all this time?! Why weren't they introduced sooner?!?

Similar to Mammon's situation, the girls join the Anti-Lucifer League and get up to all types of crazy, out-of-the-way bullshit

They offer new, fresh ideas to the League, making them irreplaceable and solidifying their lifetime of crime

Lucifer finds out quick what's going on, but Simeon's faster. While Satan and friends can handle Lucifer, an angry Simeon....

I'd say pray for them, but even God doesn't wanna get between that

Asmo

At first, he was simply ecstatic at the two girls!

Luke never lets him do his makeup, despite how cute it would be:(((

But upon finding out what a pension one of Luke's third brother has for makeup, he locks in immediately!

This is way better than Luke! They can have actual conversations, he understands the brands, the blending, beauty!

He appreciates Asmo's collection the way no one else did, could! Why the hell were they only just meeting?!

These two also get into lots of photoshoots, going out to dine together for the simple purpose of Devilgramming the experience, raiding Majolish. The usual.

After the fiasco with Levi, they challenge Levi to an unspoken contest of social media popularity. May the best Devilgrammer win!

Beel

Five Lukes? They must eat a lot. Especially to all be that energetic all the time.

He's extremely protective of them, and enjoys when they use him like a playground, climbing his legs and swinging from his biceps.

LOVES taking them all out to eat, the kind of parent to actually go to McDonald's when the cheering starts

Takes them out on walks Watches them while they play at the park! Lotta nasty demons looking for angel souls, and he's more than willing to devour a low level while their backs are turned.

First time they saw him eat, they were kinda scared. No, really, really scared. Where does it all go??? No way the toilet can handle that!

Still, they love him the most out of all the brothers. Being the only one Luke had mostly good things to say about, their good impression only furthered when hanging out with him.

They even offer to share a cake Luke made with him! Talk about never again.

They'll never need to learn THAT lesson again. Sorry Beel, no more snacks for you.

Belphegor

Ugh. Kids. Loud, noisy, rambunctious kids.

He doesn't hate them, but.... Keep them away from while he's napping, please...

Anyways, after a long day of fucking around with the other Avatars of Sin, the adults are exhausted.

The kids, however....

Are bouncing around, wrecking the place and generally being disastrous

Then you, smart as you are, remember Belphegor is literally the Avatar of Sloth. Can't he help with this???

Unfortunately, his brothers made it so that lying would not work. Yeah, he can help, not that he wants to.

Until he agrees, you really the kids into a screaming competition.

He folded quickly after that.

Sleepy powers on, the kids were knocked out like a pile of puppies in minutes.

Simeon learned how to work a camera for the pictures you got!

They were so cute, even Belphie couldn't deny it.

When Luke woke up and saw the framed photos, he was indignant, unbelievably embarrassed, and made the fact crystal clear to everyone.

All his barking even woke up his siblings, who joined in! Where the hell did Belphegor go?!

He's asleep, somewhere well hidden, enjoying his peace and quiet, naturally.

Not so funny when you're the one stuck with the screaming, huh?

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A/N: I just wanted to write this real quick while I had the inspiration. I really like this concept, might expand on it more some day. hehe.

Remember, comments are appreciated and encouraged! Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed. This work is not spellchecked, sorry.

#obey me headcanons #obey me leviathan #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me levi #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me luke #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #the psychotics writing

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elsecrytt · 2 years

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So feel free to ignore that, this is my ramblings in obey me in general.

I FEEL YOU. Like with each lesson writing gets shittier and shittier. Character development died with MC in lesson 16. The only reason i like Belphegor is because i completely separated Val's story from the canon one and gave him personal growth myself(since devs refused to)

The saddest part? I would be fine if the writing sucked in general, we have headcanons for a reason. But the writers can actually put out some good shit??? Butler Lucifer card is so cute and dorky. Almost all of Mammon cards give me heart issues. The DEVELOPMENT Satan and Asmo get in these little stories??? Delicious, more of that, please.

My favorite series of cards is "Seven rulers of Hell", the ones you get from earlier lessons. I think it is supposed to act as introductions to the general vibe of the brother you want to romance and it's SO GOOD. Lucifer actually made blush and Asmo screamed ace positivity in his.

It proves that there are writers in the development team who can write good, who actually have fun with that. But the actual story? Idk about the inner workings but it feels like the lessons and cards stories are written by completely different people.

It is just sad to see what lesson story could be like. Again, sorry for the rambling just glad to see someone raging for the same reasons^^

NO I'M SIT DOWN I GOT MY POPCORN LET'S GOOOOOoooOO

(anyone reading this - this is, as you might have guessed, a lot of critical analysis and some more negative opinions on the game, pls skip if you don't want to see that.

also SPOILERS. for almost everything tbh. if spoilers for ANY kind of om! content will bother you, DO NOT LOOK. i don't know any leaked content but everything else is fair game.)

HONESTLY IT'S SUCH A MOOOOOD literally the devilgrams are so enjoyable most of the time. It's one of the main things that keeps me playing.

I despise Belphie, but I actually like him a lot because... well... *gestures to horror/gore* take a wild guess kshfdjlhg.

I know it's too extreme for other people, and that's perfectly understandable, but I found this one fic where MC is pretty clearly Going Through It and they get Belphie to "cuddle" in the attic with them, start taking off clothes... and uhh. well.

Suffice it to say, they were taking off their clothes and Belphie's to make sure there were no bloodstains. It was a bad time for Belphie. MC's lines are chilling and they're obviously traumatized, and Belphie can tell and feels so guilty, repentant, he wants to help them work through it... jkdlghsg anyways that's my take on it.

I'm simply too vengeful a person at heart, I think. If I don't feel like I've gotten the better of Belphie somehow, whether it's by hurting him or even just icing him out and making him watch his family be happy knowing that he can never have the same.

God, I feel you on like the. It has potential. There's some good stuff in there. A lot of the devilgrams are great.

Chapter A/Chapter M devilgrams are pretty neat. Like the Memory cards have some fun family bonding from the brothers, it's just so nice to see them being family and not... whatever they are in Season 4.

Butler Luci was so cute and exhausted and I want to help you take a break babyyyyy. And the braids Luci UR? Luci being submissive and breedable??? Delicious. And getting to tease Lucifer in the diner card? I loved it~

Other faves include my all-time fave "A Teasing Gesture" with Satan (it's the one where he's taking his shirt off heheh) - "May My Baton Reach You" has the brothers organizing a relay and Lucifer actually agrees to join, and Satan is surprised, gets all competitive and they actually compete in a wholesome way,,,

Oh, and Satan's SSR from the Leisure Pop Quiz was cute, too! You get to go out on a date with him, come back to everyone throwing a fit at the hotel,,, it just feels like a normal day with the family.

Enchanted Pudding with Diavolo was really neat. OH, and Mammon's Ears, but also the Abundant Accessories card with Mammon was SO genuinely sweet and like... fun.

I GOTTA check out that Luci Seven Rulers card hehee I had Satan's as well, but I do think I grinded for Mammon's, too~

Memory cards are full of fun ones. Ones like The Escorts, Let Your Hair Down, Asmo Night, they tell you so much about the relationships between the brothers.

It's interesting to hear you talk about Asmo getting development - I looove a lot of the Satan cards but I never checked Asmo's out because his character wasn't compelling enough for me. But he does have his moments of being so absolutely and utterly charming... ksdfghfg I just need more story keyyyys

There were a lot of story arcs I liked too! Satan and Lucifer's body swap had a bunch of neat things happening.

The Gold Hellfire Newt Syrup stuff? HAH it's a stupid excuse plot but it's GREAT and I LOVED IT! Putting on a play in season 2? Very neat. And getting to command the bros with the pacts. hehe.

Season 3 had some fun stuff. The brothers in the human world. Celestial realm memories. Sorcerer training and getting characters who were impressed with us.

It's just like... all of these things were fun to read. They were enjoyable. But post season 1, all of these fun scenarios that happen in the plot are all just that - fun bits and pieces that pop up here and there.

I'm a huge s2 enjoyer and I did like the dramatic turn it took near the end. Amnesia Lucifer was a GIFT. But it's not something the story's ever done again. It wasn't even willing to take it's own threats seriously.

Like, what if we'd already severed all of our pacts before Solomon told us that we needed the Night Dagger to make it work? What if, from then on, we would need to rely on our relationships formed with the brothers to get them to listen to us?

Like I love getting to order them around but also it would work really well with the current events where they confess their love for us but we somehow never have pacts or anything to order them around with >.>

There are story beats that hit well. There's good ideas here and there. The thought of s4 being about MC gaining acceptance from the Devildom? Interacting with a wider audience of demons, getting to know more about Devildom politics and culture?

It could have been BOMB and you see shades of it here and there. But my god it just doesn't hit. Season 4 just feels like so much empty filler.

A fight between Satan and Lucifer could have been EPIC. I don't have problems with them fighting as long as the issues feel different - maybe Satan's frustrated with himself for not being over this, maybe Lucifer needs to start taking Satan's issues more seriously and stop assuming Satan always understands what he means - but it just felt so generic and unfulfilled and just. Augh.

But hey, that's what we're here for, yeah? I am in awe of all the amazing writers and artists I get to see going around, people create such amazing content for the characters,,, better than the writers do sdkhfglhg

Still, it's worth it for me to hang in for Devilgrams, to see what the heck is going on with the next chapter, and the occasional neat event.

Hopefully,,, they find some way to inject. A smidgen of drama and life into the storyline in L75 XD

#spoilers spoilers spoilers #season 3 spoilers #season 4 spoilers #lesson 74 spoilers #obey me spoilers #negativty #vent #some critical analysis on obey me as a whole #its just opinions babes don't be mad

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scarlett-vixen · 2 years

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haha yesss you’ll never be able to escape me!! anyway i have some more rat hcs and then i’m gonna take a lil nappy nap 🍔

Lucifer would love having rats in the HoL because it’s a completely valid excuse as to why satan can’t bring in cats. it’s not like satan can just…not listen either because he cares about MC too!!

“no satan, remember MC’s rats? they would be in danger of getting hurt or worse if you brought a cat into the house. you wouldn’t want something to happen to their pets, would you? they’d be so sad :(”

*grumbling of annoyance and reluctant agreement* “i GUESS”

an MC with rats would be the bane of barbatos’ existence. it’s canon that bro hates rodents, so when the human exchange student brings MULTIPLE into the devildom i think he’d die on the spot tbh. he’s not allowed to do anything about it because diavolo said it was ok, but could you imagine the inner turmoil??

asmo would try to put the rats in little matching outfits. he’d buy tiny harnesses and leashes off akuzon, walk them around while he shops and give them gourmet food like he’s in legally blonde. he has a devilgram account for them. they don’t even belong to him but don’t tell him that because he wholeheartedly believes they’re his babies.

Lucifer would appreciate how clean and low maintenance rats are, imo. i have a mental image of MC coming home from work and going into their room only to see luci standing in front of their enclosure, watching intently as they groom themselves.

also,,,,beel spending time with a rat and it uses its teeny tiny lil hand to hold onto one of his fingers??? he’d die on the spot.

belphie tries to take a nap with the fuzzy potatoes but he wakes up and there’s chewed up scraps of blankets all over the place, the rats are sleeping in the middle of the mess bc they were making a nest

mammon most definitely tries to put tiny sunglasses on them. gets em custom made from majolish and everything

simeon says he loves all of god’s creatures equally but MC holds a rat out to him unexpectedly and he jumps onto the ceiling like a cartoon character (he later warms up to them tho)

Luke VERY SERIOUSLY lecturing the rats about why they can’t eat the dough while he’s baking cookies. simeon and barbatos said it’s bad for their tummies, and if he’s not allowed to eat raw dough then they can’t either!! they do not listen :)

Omg these are all so cute and accurate!? You’re so right though, satan would be upset and then just give up. Now he trains the rats (or tries to) to pull pranks on lucifer and steal from him

Poor Barb :( oh lord imagine Dia is so excited to hold one and is like “LOOK!!! A SMALL FRIEND!!” And shoves it at Barb, poor Barbatos is trying not to scream/vomit and he just lets out a very soft “yes my lord, very small.”

I hope you enjoyed your nap💖

#the void responds #🍔 anon

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changkyunsmilitarywife · 2 years

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Obey Me! Headcanons

𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳

- kins Hannibal Lector from Hannibal NBC

- has a secret Only Fans

- enjoys dishing out punishments & tying people to the ceiling a little bit TOO much

- big dick energy

- he also has big milkers

- loves MCR

- I can see him as a total emo or scene kid in the early 2000s

- wine mom

- whenever his brothers are loud he's like a teacher that says "I'll wait" with his arms crossed

- constantly gets his cape/coat thing flipped over his head by Mammon whenever he walks the halls

- forces his brothers to do community service stuff with him for 'family bonding'

- has a Keurig that Diavolo gave him

- sets the Thermostat to 10 degrees Celsius (50 Fahrenheit)

- “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” energy

𝘔𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯

- deez nuts & your mom jokes

- unironically kins the Joker

- Kpop stan

- pretends to hate kids but actually likes them

- or he absolutely hates them. There's no in between

- unironically relates to Creep by Radiohead (but I think most people do so it's okay)

- plays Animal Crossing and owes lots of Bells to Tom Nook

- afraid of Barney, Big Bird & the Kool Aid man

- committed tax fraud at some point (if taxes exist in the Devildom idk)

- flat earther ☹️

- took him too long to learn how to tie his shoe laces

- or he just straight up doesn't know how

- uses axe as his choice of deodorant

- scared of spiders & bugs in general

- makes children cry (maybe that's why he doesn't like them or pretends he doesn't like them)

- he's a discord kitten for money

- cat fishes old men for money

- probably was one of "The Boys 😈💪🏻🦍🔫" at some point

- doesn't know how to swim

- bottom

- got his ears pierced at Claire's

- into bitcoin and cryptocurrency

- makes & sells shitty NFTs

𝘓𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯

- bullies kids online for fun

- wall puncher when he loses fortnite ☹️

- fucking sucks ass at Minecraft

- scared of Minecraft mobs esp the spiders

- discord mod....

- twitch streamer; secretly popular

- has a maid dress & wears it on stream

- participates in NNN...but fails

- when he says lol out loud he says it like "el oh el"

- had a nightcore phase

- his piss is a bright highlighter yellow color

- drinks G Fuel or Bang Energy

- "I have the power of god and anime on my side!"

- the weird kid who sits in the back of your class

- has the Creeper zip up hoodie

- unironically likes & listens to Bo Burnham

- "paper cut survivor 💪🏻" in his bio

𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘯

- goes live on tiktok or devilgram & reads bedtime stories

- wears cat ears

- secretly has a Wattpad account or a tumblr where he writes fanfics

- he probably writes smut too tbh

- runs a podcast

- the type to start drama at RAD with asmo because they're bored

- actually likes Macbeth 🤢

- your average nickelback enjoyer

- accidentally fell into an animal’s cage at the zoo when he was a kid

- likes americanos ☹️

- super passive aggressive

- has one of those weird millennial signs that say stuff like "girl boss" or "don't talk to me if I haven't had my coffee yet"

- cat meme/reaction pic user

𝘈𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘶𝘴

- runs one of those school 'tea' & 'confession' accs on devilgram for RAD

- very famous beauty guru

- has an only fans & twitter

- unironically likes the kissing booth ☹️

- the type to start drama at RAD with Satan because they're bored

- moans super loud during face time/on a call if someone else walks in your room

- if he was in It he would think Pennywise is hot and try to seduce him

- Light Yagami apologist (I mean me too he's hot sorry not sorry)

- watches Ru Paul's drag race

𝘉𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘻𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘣

- tattles on any of his brothers if Lucifer bribes him with food

- takes gym class to seriously, especially dodge ball

- plays cooking mama on his crappy old DSI

- Candy crush player (weirdly good at it)

- good at pole dancing

𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘳

- Radiohead stan

- likes fnaf & the lore

- hot topic or Spencer's employee

- con artist for fun

- avid True Crime podcast listener

- has the strawberry or chocolate cow scented pillow pet

𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘰

- has a folder in his photos that's just full of pictures of Lucifer

- has a prayer candle with Lucifer's face on it as a "joke" (or is it ?🤨)

- "blackmails" Lucifer with candids Diavolo took of him (mainly the shirtless ones he took when they were on vacation)

- he radiates energy of that one dad who tries to be 'hip'

- had to get bailed out of jail by Lucifer (Ik he's the prince but idc)

- says memes like "may-mays"

- he probably accidentally summoned the wrong person/human for the exchange program

- scared of roaches

- his favorite Disney movie is Ratatouille

- kins Remy the rat

- big mommy milkers

- has a pickle hate page on devilgram where he just posts pictures of pickles and slanders them

- King Julien

- also enjoys Ru Paul's drag race & forces Lucifer to watch with him

- pours milk before cereal

- has a pair of crocs that are decorated with jibbitz with Barbatos & forced Lucifer to get a pair so all 3 of them can match

- likes minion memes

- has a Burger King crown

𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘴

- weirdly good at hacking and coding??

- business major vibes

- or engineering major

- runs a tea devilgram acc where he reviews and rates different brands of tea

- malewife & girlboss energy

- goes on Omegle with Diavolo

- knows how to Doxx people

- takes Diavolo to Chuck E Cheese

- has those old lady candies in his pocket

𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯

- actually a super horny mf

- he is not innocent as you think

- "that's what she said jokes" but says it in his head

- doesn't get worried when Luke is gone bc he knows that Luke will come back

- uses Facebook

𝘓𝘶𝘬𝘦

- has a burn book that features all of the demon brothers

- has Pokémon cards and is actually pretty good at the game

- Jiggly Puff is his fav Pokémon

- jumps around with a contorted face whenever he stubs his toe because he REFUSES to curse

- has the frog Build a Bear plushie

- knitting/crocheting master

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘯

- sucks at card games so he subtly cheats with magic

- trolls on twitter or any app tbh

- Star Wars fan

- doesn't know how to drive

- or if he does know, he's just shit at it

- does magic at kids birthday parties

- likes Harry Potter but critiques it with how “inaccurate” it is

- turns the brothers into toddlers for fun

- he definitely banged Asmo at some point

- listens to Weezer

- uses Uno cards to do Tarot readings

#obey me #headcanon #headcanons #fanfic #lucifer #obey me lucifer #the great mammon #obey me mammon #obey me levi hc #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #lord diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me luke

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absolutepokemontrash · 3 years

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Me: I bow to no one

Luke:

Me: I bow to ONE chihuahua.

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date #obey me Luke #OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS DEVILGRAM #obey me devilgram

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rsmrymnt-tea · 2 years

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Why did anyone have to “raise” Satan? I thought he was part of Lucifer before, he lived through Lucifer like a spectator, feeling Lucifer’s emotions, seeing through his eyes, but didn’t quite have his own body or personality. He grew a hatred for Lucifer after he manifested during the fall because he doesn’t want to be “Lucifer’s clone” or “Lucifer’s alter ego.” Satan just wants to be seen as his own person. That’s probably the main reason he hated Lucifer, because he used to be part of him and Satan just wants to break apart from that and be his own person.

Thats part of the problem though, he can’t. Before meeting MC he admitted that he was a manifestation of pure wrath. Beyond that, he was empty. He felt nothing but anger (which he learned to hide.) He felt inferior to Lucifer because he was incapable of feeling anything else. (After meeting MC he says they taught him to feel more than wrath, like love and such.)

After he manifested I believe that the brothers didn’t feel he needed to be raised, which is why he wasn’t ever properly taught emotions. The brothers were all probably still coping with Lillith and the fall, so I doubt they had much time to raise him anyway.

Satan figured the only way to differentiate himself with Lucifer is with knowledge from books because that’s all he had that Lucifer didn’t.

Sorry for the rant, just want to share my thoughts on Satan

Nah it's fair since I ended up going on a ranty discussion of my own with this (aka I once again talk about Satan a lot)

You kind of answered your own question as to why Satan needed to be 'raised.' He was a manifestation of pure wrath and nothing else when he was first created. What does pure wrath care about the rules of society? Of order? Or staying subservient to a ruler and keeping oneself in line for sake of reputation? Think of what pure wrath makes a human do and amplify that a hundred fold with the wrath of a fallen, betrayed angel, angered and outraged to the point of ejecting that wrath out of his body

(Also the fact that the brothers themselves said they helped raise him? Like I'm all for headcanons about Satan that make his existence ~angstier~ but if they literally just let him 'fend for himself' after his birth I doubt he'd even consider them brothers because anger makes you spiteful, it makes you hold grudges; now that I think about it, considering that Satan hates owing favors, him being one of the most responsible and reliable brothers probably began as him repaying them for teaching him shit back when he was just Wrath Incarnate and nothing more)

And yes, he was a part of Lucifer and saw the world through his eyes. But he barely remembers any of it, as per his own words. He couldn't even remember what the Celestial Realm looked like or what his brothers were like as angels. He couldn't even remember what Lucifer was like so it must've been like started from almost zero, except he's aware that it's not supposed to be zero. He's aware it's not supposed to be zero but that it should be, yet his head has him aching for memories that aren't his to be nostalgic about. He exists in his own body yet his own body was walking there in front of him. And he is so, so angry, so fucking angry, all he wants to do is kill maim destroy hurt torture lash out kill destroy--

Also just... much like how everyone else most likely needed to learn how to cope with their insatiable Sins, they likely had to help Satan figure out how to cope with his Sin... which was his entire existence at that point so unlike the rest of them who had vivid memory and clear experiences of being angels to pull from as basis for functioning, Satan kind of didn't thanks to the above?

Going off of everything I can recall from canon, his sense of inferiority doesn't just stem from feeling nothing but anger for all his existence until MC came along. It also stems from Lucifer making him feel that way. During his arc it's implied that he feels inferior because

- Despite having come from Lucifer, ranked eldest and most powerful among the 7 of them, he's only at 4th

- Lucifer tended to ignore and distrust him (valid considering Satan's hatred of him but)

- ^Above leads to a cycle of frustration because Satan's fucking itching for a chance to prove his value

- And consider what Grisella tells everyone on the train about her apprentice who killed her because she didn't give him a chance to be useful to him--Lucifer clearly takes that as a piece of indirect advice for how to treat Satan going forward. Which implies he's never even thought to acknowledge Satan and his competence in any way on his own volition until then

And re: MC teaching him how to love... Idk this one can be headcanon'd however you want but my understanding is that now that his isn't fully consumed by his hatred for Lucifer and his own hatred from himself has calmed down somewhat as he's learned to accept himself just a bit more, he has room to finally experience other emotions beyond anger and hatred? Because he definitely knows how to fake it and it's not like there isn't any love and care between his brothers (because romantic love is Not the only kind of love that we're giving importance to here) so I think all that was missing is his capacity to actually feel it himself?

This tho:

He grew a hatred for Lucifer after he manifested during the fall because he doesn’t want to be “Lucifer’s clone” or “Lucifer’s alter ego.” Satan just wants to be seen as his own person. That’s probably the main reason he hated Lucifer, because he used to be part of him and Satan just wants to break apart from that and be his own person.

Honestly yeah agree but there's definitely more to it than just leaving it at that. Which like, headcanon, imagination, extrapolating from canon material can fill in because why is it so awful to him to be considered Lucifer's alter ego when some would consider it an honor/compliment? Why is it so so so painfully important to him that he be his own person? Why is it that despite all the grief that Lucifer's cause him, the person that he hates the most is himself? What pushed him to choose to stitch together a gentlemanly persona out of the countless books he's read? And considering that he's the only one of them who's never been an angel and the only one born purely from his sin, what motivates him to want to keep his anger at bay despite how he could probably indulge it in more than he does and get away with it?

There's probably more thought-provoking questions and points people can think of about Satan but this is all I have skdfhksj I've almost been awake for a full 24 hours

#chat & colloquy #Anonymous #obey me satan #anon i cant tell if my tone sounds angry or not but im not angry sdjkfhksdjfg #just wanted to raise some points for consideration #but unfortunately like any satan ask i get it just turned into me going on and on about him??? oh my god #funny how this came about shortly after i reblogged a post about not being able to make long posts about a fave or some shit like that #katha #<- i guess... we'll see how i feel about that tomorrow #all this to say… there’s just so much to Satan hdkdhsjsh and I am perpetually upset he is stuck in a shitty otome game #that ain’t even tHAT SATISFYING BECAUSE YOU CANT DATE HIM OUTSIDE OF DEVILGRAMS #AND EVENTS FREQUENTLY REDUCE HIM TO JUST CATBOY #except this one the cold snap one unveils a little bit more about him which I love

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