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satirascartoon · 1 year
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misterlemonztenth · 2 months
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02-27-24 | fatmagic. misterlemonztenth.tumblr.com/archive
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bitletsanddrabbles · 1 year
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Still like the short thing next morning, so here we go!
The oija board makes a reappearance! How many times can I get alcohol in Thomas and set him down with that thing? Only time will tell!
....less chipper this time, though. Sorry about that. Spooky season and all.
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crizztelcb · 2 years
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Now that I though about it, I'm a ghost mutual. I knock things over, make claw marks on your walls, make random sounds around you and leave messages on your bathroom mirror so you know I care about you :3 boo!
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Demon!Eddie part 1
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# hype's demon!Eddie fic
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The summons comes on a hot and humid night in the middle of summer, thunder clouds rolling sluggishly across the sky. He doesn’t know what year it is, doesn’t care enough to keep track, just knows that the new millennium is still young and that there's a new Star Wars movie out. They're not as good as the old ones, of course - brimming with fancy special effects but lacking all of the magic, all of the heart. But he doesn't venture into the human plane often, these days, and it's not like he has anything better to do.
He has just made it through the sheer endless row of trailers and the even more endless row of commercials and is getting comfy in his seat, and the first notes of the familiar theme are starting to fill the theater when he feels it. The unmistakable  painful pull just above his navel, like somebody has dug a hook into his flesh and is yanking on it. 
A groan that is equal parts pain and annoyance tears its way out of his throat, because really? Now? 
He sits with gritted teeth, fingers digging into the armrest, and tries to ignore it. It's probably a bunch of tipsy teenagers messing with a oija board or some college girls playing Bloody Mary in their dorm room. They'll chicken out soon enough. 
Except they don't and the pull is getting harder to ignore by the minute. 
"Jesus fuck-" he mutters. Can't a guy watch his shitty movie in peace?
The invisible hook gives a violent lurch and he almost topples off his seat. 
Well, that answers that. 
He knows there's no getting out of this, not when it gets this bad, and he knows how the boss gets when he tries to slack off. There's really no way out of it, is there?
So he heeds the call. 
Part 2
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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Now that we have PTA mom Bruce… Have you considered PTA mom Alfred when Bruce was a student?? Or even PTA dad Harv who goes to the parent teacher conferences
I HAVE. PTA mom Alfred was a FUCKING disaster. Your lovers die and you buy an oija board to ask them if your child has any allergies. And you also don't know how to resolve conflict with other parents beside threatening their lives
Now. PTA Dads.
" Oh haha, women are so dramatic. Men kill eachothers families and they make up in a day --" do you smell that??? Is that...Bullshit! YES.
PTA Dad Clark and/or Harvey have an absolutely terrible behavior report. They're called for their offsprings getting into fights and they're like. " Your sperm error pushed MY kid first. Teach them to throw a decent punch, maybe "
Harvey: hey. Hey dickie. Never be the bigger person. You don't want peace, you want trouble, always
Clark: You should definitely call me to beat up your friends dad for being annoying. It's always morally correct!
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Bruce and Cass come home from a father-daughter trip to find Dick, Tim and Damian with thier faces shoved into the corners of the room and kept there by what looked to be...ice?
When he asked what was going on a voice answered from above him stating his kids were "in time out" which caused Damian to grumble, "no talking" the glowing boy chastised his son and, suprisingly, Damian became quiet again instead of retorting.
Bruce slips into his Brucie persona to assess this 'Phantom' character without scaring him off or making him suspicious. He eventually slides from [threat assessment] directly to [hire as birdy babysitter immediately]
Turns out Phantom had been bored that day and answered someone calling out via Oija board for a phantom and thought it would be hilarious for the Phantom to show up. Things spiraled from there.
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dreamnants-mis · 4 months
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Gina: Could Chikara and I stay with you tonight? Fuuko: Both of you? What happened? Chikara: We were playing with an oija board and cursed most of the Union's dorms. Gina: Sean is trying to help but he doesn’t know how to banish spirits so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?" down in the lobby.
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eldritch-spouse · 1 year
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Imagine, MC playing with a OIJA board and they accidentally reach Vesper.
MC being like: Is someone there?? Can you play with me??
Vesper: sure babe, whats ur kink?
Excited to finally get any correspondence, you smile. " Finally! Who am I talking to? "
The planchette starts moving immediately, almost startling you. Though, upon seeing what it's spelling, the eyebags you already sported from staying up so late only get deeper.
" U W A N T S U M F U C C "
" Oh eat shit, Vesper. "
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rainydayscore · 3 months
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real spirits also sexually harass and death threat
getting "u up?" on the oija board
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noxianwilled · 10 months
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-> [ katgirl ] : we can also skip movies -> [ katgirl ] : or put jackass on -> [ katgirl ] : or have a weegi board night -> [ katgirl ] : do u believe in oija boards? -> [ katgirl ] : or is it luigi board? -> [ katgirl ] : quiche? wega? quija? wedgie?
— @axewhirl
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→ [ mr. yunalai ]: your pick bestie i'm good w movies
→ [ mr. yunalai ]: LUIGI BOARD
→ [ mr. yunalai ]: we could do that
→ [ mr. yunalai ]: tho i don't believe that shit
→ [ mr. yunalai ]: the spirits have better things to do than answer people with boards i'm sure
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bellesbooknook · 2 years
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OH MY GOD, WAIT WAIT HOLD THE PHONE
I just realized the similarities between Stranger Things S4 and The Diviners??
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Like, do these not remind you of the victims of Naughty John? (Isn’t it even a trademark of the first murder that her eyes were missing?)
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Secret cover-up government project involving children of special abilities??
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Connections to the occult and satanism? (also a wide-spread panic, attributing novelty items/games  to dark spirits. Oija board, Dungeons and Dragons... same concept, different era, right??)
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Like... Why have I never made the connection before?!
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levenxa · 2 years
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Ok since we are talking about pierce
1. How did they react to iddriss not caring about their death
2. Does iddriss see them
3. Can they do ghosty stuff like moving objects with their mind to mess with people
4. Does ezzra randomly have a oija board(that pierce probably stole) to talk to the death hoping that they could talk to pierce
Weewoo I’m gonna answer these >:)
1. She was upset as hell, but eventually got herself together and started to look after Ezzra and Ribbon instead.
2. Nope! No one but Annika can see her :)
3. Only if she’s feeling a really strong emotion, but even then she can do very little haha.
4. No, he doesn’t have one. He wants her to Rest In Peace, and not bother her :,)
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tu-tio · 2 months
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Solo puedo seguir en este bus llamado vida, recai y gacho, no se bien que sigue pero lo que se es que no quiero eso en mi vida, lo que se es que es parte del proceso, y que lo hice de la peor manera, como si estos últimos 4 meses no hubieran Sido nada, como si no conociera nada, como si mi familia y dios no fueran nada, solo yo y mis ganas de mandar todo a la verga, hubo motivos más fuertes para hacerlo pero el simple hecho de un sueño y fallar por primera vez en mi rutina me llevo a 2g de puro panike, ya lo medi estudie y todo desemboca en el echo, yo que quería festejar un año jaja, con que cara voy a mentirle al mundo diciendo yo soy el más sano y el más fuerte, el mejor de mi generación, si solo soy el hijo de dios, lo decía una parábola el nos ve como si fuésemos perritos cagando en dónde quiera, no nos va tirar a la calle ni mucho menos va a reprender de una manera y otra, nos ve con amor, por qué está en mi naturaleza, solo dios sabe lo que hice como lo hice, con que fines y el sabrá juzgarme al momento de mi muerte, la verdad me siento muy tranquilo, quizas no en paz, pero me relaja saber que no he perdido todo, que un tropezón no tumbara esta estructura bien simentada hoy soy más guert de lo que pensaba, pues lo juro y aprendo cagándola, imagina que si no aprendí a tu lado, que siempre la cagaba y la recajetie, a mis 25 años se de vida buena de mala, de amor de desamor, de locura y de cordura, de vida y de muerte, de ganar y perder, del todo y de la nada, de ti y de mi, de dios y de la ciencia, del deber y del ser, del 1 al 2 de la y a la z, y solo se que sigo sin saber nada de este plano, que ganas de una juventud más plena, a lo que me toca y ya nimoro, ahora veo también que el demonio me quiere a su lado y en Cuaresma fue cuando tento a dios, cuánto que hasta soñé con la oija el día de ayer, bien me lo dijo una catequista si llega a pasar que dios no lo quiera no se escondan, den la cara a dios pidan perdón, levántense sacudanse y sigan adelante pues es parte de la vida, claro no hagas costumbre pero wey jaja ambos nos tomamos unas vacaciones que no?
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zonerobotnik · 6 months
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I actually once tried to call a ghost. I wanted to speak to Ilse Koch and find out if she and my great-grand-uncle really once met. Nothing appeared, neither on the Oija board nor that crystal ball or the pentagram.
Do you think that, maybe, they just didn't want to talk to you? You can call the number of a distant relative's friend all you want, but they aren't gonna pick up if they don't want to and don't know you. Contacting a ghost isn't like summoning a demon, they can just ignore the call, honestly.
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ytviidee · 7 months
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MAIN OIJA BOARD BERAKHIR MENGERIKAN | Indie Horror Game | Fear The Spotl...
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