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patrophthia · 7 months
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congrats for the 1K!! would love to read a fic where reader has been loosing her vaseline lip therapy boxes and she asks theo where it’s gone, he says he doesnt know abt them but he took some 2 see why reader likes it sm & now hes obsessed aswell 🥹 thx uu
hi omg thank you! i always see you on my notifs and am so glad you finally sent in an ask!!!
dirty little liar | theodore nott
pairing: theodore nott x reader
genre: fluff, established relationship, shy theo and he’s so cute about it
part of my 1k celebration event !
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Theodore Nott (your beloved boyfriend) is a dirty little liar. He wasn’t a good liar at the start of your relationship, and he sure as hell wasn’t one now; sitting pretty on the Slytherin’s common room sofa with his bag a few inches away from him, the flaps open after his attempts at pulling out a quill.
You’re slightly frustrated when you find him, brows furrowed as you scan your surroundings for the small tub you’ve grown so fond off. “Theo, have you seen my lip therapy?”
Theodore cocks his head at your words, feigning cluelessness as to what your ‘lip therapy’ was. “No?” He supplies, sounding unsure of himself.
You don’t really think too much of it though, this was the third time this week you’ve asked him this very question. Each time pretending as if he doesn’t know what it was you’re looking for.
“Are you sure?” You ask again with a slight disappoint glint in your eyes.
He hesitates, wanting to let up yet he’s played this game for too long to let loose of it so easily. “Mhmm,” he hums.
You sigh, taking a seat besides him on the sofa. Your thigh bumps into his bag slightly, knocking out the contents within its pocket. You frown a bit, picking up the items that spills out of it.
Gum. Quill. A few sickles. Eye drops. Another quill. Vaseline lip therapy.
Wait, Vaseline lip therapy?
You hold the small container in your hand, looking up at Theodore suspiciously to only find him looking back at you with a sheepish smile. You have half the mind to throw it at his face and call him a filthy liar while the other half of you want to shut down and take in the utter betrayal from your boyfriend’s actions. Instead, you stay calm and ask him to: “explain yourself.”
Theodore bites the corner of his cheeks, eyeing the tub in your hand carefully. “Uhm— you’ve always had it— it was always laying around, and I knew you used it so kept it for you.”
“You kept it for me?” You ask him, untrusting. Theodore nods. “Then why did you say no when I asked you if you’ve seen it.”
He’s dead. Not figuratively. He just really fucked up, didn’t he? “I forgot?” As if it couldn’t have gotten worse, he gives you the worst lie you’ve ever heard.
“Right.” You’re nodding, and he thinks he might actually get away with it. But things are never that easy, is it? “Tell me the truth or we’re through.”
Surely, you don’t mean— nope, your face is too stern for you to be bluffing. He’s shy when he answers you truthfully: “you’re always using it I just— I wanted to know why you liked it so much so I tried it and just forgot to place it back where I found it.”
“And the other two?”
“Malfoy and Zabini saw me using it and stole it for themselves,” he grunts, clearly annoyed by his friends behaviors. You laugh and he’s the one to frown now. “What?”
“Nothing,” you giggle, “you’re just cute.”
The tip of his ears singes red, cheeks heating at your words. “So you’re not mad at me?”
You laugh again, rolling your eyes playfully as you tossed the small container in his direction. He catches it with ease, eyes shifting between you and the tub. “Just mad enough to remind you that you owe me three of these little replacements.”
When you stand up, his dark eyes are still on yours; lips jutting out slightly as your warmth slips away from the sofa where you sat mere seconds ago. And when you lean down, placing a short kiss on his lips (one he was quick to return) out of pity, you can’t help but comment on how it: “seems like the stolen products were doing its job.”
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— from bee: i need to apologize for long it took me to write this, im really sorry bae omg TT
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quin-ns · 10 months
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High Infidelity (JJ Maybank x Reader, Rafe Cameron x Reader)
Word count: 1K
Summary: after spending time in secret with JJ, you go home to rafe
Tags: happy times with JJ, not so happy times with rafe, cheating (or should I say infidelity), kissing, very minor amount of smut (with JJ), fluff, angst, lying, arguing
Request: “Another swiftie into obx omg hi!! For the song requests, can I ask for high infidelity where the reader is sneaking around with jj while rafe is her boyfriend?? Thx!!”
A/N: I asked for obx prompts based on taylor swift songs and ended writing this in ab 30 minutes (not including editing lol) bc I love that song and the ~drama- of it so much. just based on the song, not a songfic
cross-posted to ao3 • obx masterlist • main masterlist
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You felt so alive with JJ.
Whether it was just hanging out and having fun, or things getting hot and heavy (and having fun), you were happiest with him.
Right now, the two of you were drinking on a secluded spot on the beach, sitting side by side, laughing together as you watched the sunset.
His arm was around your waist, holding you against him. His smile was so bright as he rambled off some story that amused the both of you.
“You’re ridiculous,” you told him lightly, turning your head to face him.
JJ mirrored you and grinned. His eyes flicked to your lips before he said, “Maybe, but you love me anyway.”
He was right, you did.
He leaned in to kiss you then, those perfect lips of his capturing yours.
You wanted to stay in this moment forever, you couldn’t remember the last time you’d felt so loved and so free.
Things started to escalate, the kiss becoming more heated and both of you responded to the want you felt. You ended up stripped of your clothes beneath him, his body moving on top of you, and those gorgeous blue eyes staring into yours with such awe as you both became overwhelmed with pleasure.
You wished that’s how your night would’ve ended. The two of you together on the beach, not a care in the world, only focused on one another.
With JJ, things were so uncomplicated.
It was long past sunset when you finally decided it was time to go. You reluctantly left one another, but not before making plans to see each other soon. He even kissed you goodbye, and you thought about it the whole way home.
When you got home, you were reminded of how complicated it actually was.
It wasn’t hard to sneak into Tannyhill, they sometimes forgot to lock the back door.
Unfortunately, the door led right to the kitchen where your boyfriend was waiting.
Of course he was. He barely said a word to you today, but now that you hadn’t been home he was waiting up just for you.
How romantic.
You should’ve just walked passed, if you had you could’ve avoided him, but you were still tipsy and really, really needed water.
Plus, you figured he’d just catch up to you anyway. You shared a bedroom, it’s not like you could kick him out. You didn’t exactly have anywhere else to go, either.
“Hey,” you greeted casually, but you couldn’t quite meet his eye as you walked to the fridge. “Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
Rafe was sitting at the counter, watching you with an angry look. You knew it wasn’t just because you slurred your words ever so slightly.
“Have fun with Sarah?” he asked, not bothering to even look back to see if she was behind you.
That had been the lie you told him. She had mentioned having late night plans with John B, so you figured if she would be gone too, might as well use her as an alibi.
“Yeah, I needed a girls night.”
It used to bother you when you lied to Rafe, but not so much anymore. That probably should’ve bothered you as well, but it didn’t. You did it with such ease now.
You grabbed the water pitcher from the fridge and a cup down from the shelf. You went to the counter and stood across from him.
You forced a smile as you poured yourself a glass of water, but Rafe’s expression didn’t soften.
“That’s funny, because I saw Sarah come back over an hour ago,” he revealed. “She had no idea where you were.”
You set the pitcher down, feeling completely sober all of the sudden. The thud of it against the counter was the only noise to fill the uncomfortable silence.
“She left early,” you countered with a shrug. You grabbed the cup and sipped at the water, trying to avoid eye contact.
“That’s six nights in the past two weeks,” Rafe noted.
You turned your back on him to go put the pitcher back in the fridge.
“What?”
“Six nights in the past two weeks that you’ve come back late, and now I’m thinking you’re not spending them where you say you are.”
You furrowed your brows and slammed the door. You turned and looked back at him. You couldn’t quite read the look on his face. It was something between smug that he’d finally caught you in a lie, and pissed that you’d been lying.
“You’re keeping count?”
“You’re my girlfriend and freeloading at my house, so yeah, I notice when you’re gone,” he sneered.
You wondered what happened to the Rafe that made you smile and laugh. Now he just made you feel small and brought a frown to your face.
JJ made you smile and laugh all the time.
“Where were you?” Rafe interrogated, standing from his seat.
You watched wordlessly as he made his way around the counter to stand in front of you.
You swallowed, but looked up at him dead in the eye. Maybe he wanted to know, but he didn’t need to know. You’d bent the truth too far and he wasn’t going to accept you dancing around it anymore.
Your relationship was dying, and you felt like you were dying on the inside.
“Do you really wanna know where I was?”
But you still loved him. It was sad, but true. As you stared at Rafe, your own question lingering in the air as he waited for an answer, you couldn’t bring yourself to tell him how JJ had brought you back to life.
Your shoulders sagged, defeated by your own inner turmoil. Your expression softened, even as he stared down at you, waiting impatiently.
You shook your head a little to yourself and broke away from his gaze.
“I was out with friends,” you said, brushing past him.
You needed to shower, to rid your body of any evidence before you went to the bed you shared with him.
You had a feeling this was the last straw, but when Rafe watched you walk away without a word, you wondered if that’s what he’d rather believe.
Laying beside him and trying to sleep peacefully was going to be awkward, if not a struggle. But on the bright side, at least you’d be seeing JJ again soon.
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jackfrombaskinrobbins · 10 months
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baking contest w/ the avengers!!
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type of writing: headcanons / scenario
word count: 1k
request: yes / no
original request: OMG CAN U PLS DO THE AVENGERS IF THEY HAD LIKE A COOKING OR BAKING CONTEST?
dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)
characters: reader, scott lang, nick fury, clint barton, harley keener, peter parker, miles morales, tony stark, pietro maximoff etc
a/n: HECK YEAH I CAN!!!! i loved this idea sm i was so excited to get this request :D i'm getting back into writing so sorry if it's a lil bad lol. also guys i'm gonna open requests again so feel free to submit!! i have a lot of muse for spiderverse stuff atm hehe so i may post again today!! tysm, hope u enjoy!!!
taglist: @shefollowedthestars @thecloudedmind @ayohitmanddaeng
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so there’s this thing that the avengers do
in order to do team bonding
they’ll assign partners in the beginning of the year
& each month, a new set of partners will choose something to do
and it’s always super fun
like that’s how u ended up at the trampoline park last month
& how scott ended up with a broken arm rip king
so this month had to be something a little less dangerous
kinda funny when u think about it like it’s literally the avengers they’re in dangerous situations all the time
and while you wanted to do something different, certain ~forces~ kept preventing that
like y’all were watching a movie a couple weeks ago
and fury came on the screen 
how he could hack into it idk hes nick fury dude he can do anything
but he just looked at the camera and said “no more dumbass trampoline parks”
HAH
so yeah it had to be something tame 
anyway so this month was you and scott!!!!
best duo ever!!!!!!
so you had to plan what to do
& scott refused to go skydiving bc that was your first choice
smh scott it would be so fun!!!!
his arm was still broken & he said that was why he wouldn’t go but like…. scott we know ur a scaredy-cat
anyway you were trying to decide when suddenly he was like
“y/n!!!! i totally forgot! the great british baking show just premiered and i promised clint we could watch it together!”
and that gave you an idea
scott LOVED it
but y’all needed a couple things before 
first of all, u needed baking supplies
when i say baking supplies i mean BAKING SUPPLIES
there’s like a thousand avengers at this point bruh :’)
scott almost got one of those instacart orders for it but u hated the thought of an instacart person getting ur crazy order
so it was store time :D 
let’s just say tony’s credit card was used very well that day 😛
then it was time to pick teams
not everyone had to participate
wanda said she wanted in
so pietro joined too which was slightly concerning
the man literally burnt a bowl of cereal once
and ur probably thinking “how—”
EXACTLY
only you and harley saw it and honestly it rendered u both speechless
tony joined too
but you and scott made sure he knew that there could be NO robots 
vision asked to be a judge
scott said “vis, we really appreciate that but… uh… don’t you like not eat?”
“ah! you are correct, scott. i do not consume food in the traditional way. however, given my vast knowledge & global database, i do believe that i would be a very good judge of presentation and overall ingredient chemistry.”
“alright, you do that buddy!”
also off topic but why do i just know that tony would give vision the nickname “chat gpt”
 sorry i had to get that out ANYWAYY
you got a few more people to participate 
sam and bucky wanted to be a team, and harley peter & miles wanted to be a team too
yknow what that was fine by you
so the day came.
you had turned one of the empty conference rooms into a crazy kitchen setup
thx party city for the confetti & balloons!!! ;)
in came your loyal hosts, scott & clint
(clint begged you and scott to let him host, he kept using a british accent until you said yes & just trust me it was good that he finally stopped)
you, natasha, and vision were the taste & presentation judges
you surveyed scott’s & your work, pretty proud of how it turned out
“ALRIGHTY THEN, READY, SET, OFF THE BLIMEY!!”
vision shot you a quizzical look, but you just shook your head.
scott & clint rly were a…. hosting duo
yep, the most… hosting duo of all time
the hostiest hosters to ever host
omg the funniest thing was that they kept eating the cookie dough from harley peter & miles’ station
they literally had to push them away
peter & miles webbed their hands shut HAHA
everyone else seemed to be doing pretty well though
aside from their usual arguing, bucky & sam seemed to actually be making something good
wanda was perfect as per usual
and pietro was zipping around the kitchen, causing tony’s flour to rise up in his face
steve came over, blowing a whistle and pointed at pietro
you and scott had enlisted him to be the referee
yes, cooking shows don’t normally have referees, but think abt the ppl we’re dealing with here 😀
anyways finally time was up!!!
but you and scott still had a trick up your sleeves.
“and now presenting our special guest judge… GIVE IT UP FOR NICK FURY!!”
yes that’s right, he had said yes to this
after you promised to finish a mission report for him
and bought him some new eyepatches
which was why he was wearing a navy blue one complete with rhinestones
pietro was up first, and he placed four slices of chocolate cake in front of all the judges.
“i gotta say p, this actually looks really good!” you spoke, and he beamed.
natasha didn’t look so sure
“as y/n says, it does look alright on the outside. however, it does seem like there’s some sort of… strange ingredient in the chemical makeup… i am going to analyze for a moment.” said vision
“aw, let’s just eat the damn thing already!” fury spoke, and so you all did.
“mm, it’s good!!” you said, and natasha nodded in agreement.
but did not have the same reaction. 
he had stopped chewing, and his eye had narrowed. he was giving pietro a death stare.
“uhm… fury? what is … jolly wrong with you?” scott asked, his british accent wavering.
“yeah… guv’nr?” said clint.
“who the hell puts hot sauce in a damn chocolate cake. you better start runnin’ maximoff, because i’m comin’ for you!!” fury spoke, getting progressively louder.
“that one was supposed to be for y/n- i mean vision! yeah! oops. um…” pietro spoke, before disappearing from the room in a quick streak.
after that, fury left. 
and that's why now cooking/baking competitions are banned on the premises of SHIELD!!
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p-taryn-dactyl · 2 years
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hi, i saw your post about requests for agatha being open- may i request an agatha oneshot where its just a soulmate au? for example the one where they´re connected with a red string that turns purple when they meet or the one where they both see the same color (purple) and then its just enemies to lovers ("oh, its you" *annoyed tone*) and then it just turns into lovers ya know and maybe a bit of spice (idk if you´re comfy with writing smut, if not that´s totally valid) have a great day, bye! :))
Ik i said this would be posted ~yesterday but last night i had an emotional breakdown lol a/n: god I’m the worst. I freaking love the whole red string soulmate au and idk why this took me so long to finish. Hopefully you still like this even tho its been FOREVER I’m so sorry :( also i tried to make this funny but honestly think i rushed it. anyways - i still enjoyed writing this <3 thx for requesting (i promise i love getting requests but sometimes i look at them and go “omg i can’t wait to read that” and then a few days weeks later I’m like “oh wait, i have to write it”) word count: 1k warning(s): my writing; this is actually bad im so sorry
Btw, i am not really comfortable writing smut. Maybe soon ill be able to writing smexy scenes without laughing my head off at myself :)
Oh Red String of Fate
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Soulmates were a very tricky thing. Once someone thought they had discovered all there was to this phenomenon, a new wonderful flourish of mystery appeared. For instance, it was previously thought that once you met your soulmate, the red string tied around your ring finger would turn a different color.
Apparently, in your case, you were special. The universe decided to share your soulmate with you at the worst possible moment. Because it was nice like that.
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Agatha Harkness could only be described as a pain in your ass. You had met the witch during a particularly tough battle and while you were sweating buckets trying to defeat the monster attacking New York (why was it always New York?), Agatha sat off to the side in a lawn chair, on the sidewalk, pointing out obvious things like:
“Watch out for that building!”
“Oohh so close…”
“Come on darling, we’re all rooting for you!”
(It must be noted she was wearing sunglasses, it was a cloudy day, and sipping a piña colada)
Ever since then, she had taken it upon herself to seemingly make your life a living hell. If you went to fight a villain, she was there. If you took out one bad guy, she took out five. Constantly outdoing you, constantly bragging.
So, one day, today, when you were called in for a mission, you expected her constant annoying pestering.
You definitely weren’t expecting this.
The mutant you were fighting had the ability to manipulate gravity and was currently attempting to use said ability to turn the Empire State into a shish kabob. Stealthy, you had snuck up behind him, your own powers buzzing in your palms when he sent out a blast of anti gravity, throwing you off and sending you flying out into the sky. Since your powers didn’t include that of flight, you were certain your next act would to crash into the side walk. After you closed your eyes to brace yourself, you felt a warmth surrounding you. You opened your eyes to see purple light holding you in place, hundreds of feet in the air. Arms soon wrapped around you, making you spin your head around. Agatha smirked.
“Honey, if you wanted me to hold you, all you had to do was ask-”
She cut herself off, looking down at your hand. You scrunched your eyebrows in confusion, one at her bewildered look and two at her silence, and looked to where she was looking. What you saw made your heart practically stop beating.
The red strings attached to both of your ring fingers stretched out, braiding into each other while shifting into a dark purple. Agatha raised her eyes to examine your face as you took in this new information. When you looked up, your eyes were a mix of a blank expression and one of panic.
“You have got to be kidding me.”
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The end of the battle came quickly as Agatha knocked out the mutant and begrudgingly returned the Empire State Building back to it’s original spot. Before you could even blink, you were poofed away. Startled, you stumbled backwards, your legs hitting a couch, causing you to collapse into the cushions. Agatha appeared next to you, wearing casual clothing as the leaned on the arm of the couch, her eyes examining you. For some reason, you found yourself blushing under her intense gaze. Agatha cocked her head to the side, raising her left hand up to show the soulmate string.
“So…”
You didn’t say anything, your posture rigid as you turned your head to stare at her wall.
“Honey, you need to look at me when I’m talking to you.” Agatha snapped, her voice void of the humor she used around you. Purple magic wrapped around your head, turning your gaze back to her. You sighed, rolling your eyes as you crossed your arms and leaned back into the couch.
“Look, Agatha, we don’t need to do anything about this. We can just go along our normal lives, forget that the universe made a mistake, and find partners who we don’t feel like strangling-”
The purple magic came to press on your mouth, silencing you. You also felt the warmth of Agatha’s magic wrapping around your wrists, holding them in place. The witch stood up from her place on the couch, only to stand in front of you. You looked up at her, watching as her blue eyes stared down at you. She then leaned forward, placing a hand on either side of you, her face inches away from yours. You cursed your heart for speeding up, revealing thoughts and feelings you had tried to bury from the beginning. You had always found her beautiful, too beautiful, that’s one of the reasons why you were so annoyed with her. Oh and the constant sarcastic, flirty, remarks-
Oh.
Something clicked inside your mind, memories playing like a movie montage in your mind. Aside from the first time you met, Agatha wasn’t being purposely annoying, she was flirting with you. And your oblivious ass chose violence instead.
“Darling, in case the little purple string on our fingers didn’t send the message clear enough, you’re mine. And I don’t intend on sharing.”
Her cold tone sent shivers down your spine and you nodded, your mind still blown by the idea she could actually like-like you. The magic on your mouth and wrists disappeared and Agatha stood up straight again, preparing to walk out of the room due to your silence.
“Agatha!” You blurted out, standing up quickly. The witch turned to your direction, her eyes boring into you as you fiddled with your fingers.
“I don’t think- I mean I guess,” you huffed at your inability to form words as Agatha stalked closer to you, a predatory look growing in her eyes, “God damn it I have a crush on you,” You whispered not so quietly as the realization hit you like a train, “So maybe you don’t have to…share…”
You trailed off at Agatha’s closeness, your back now hitting the wall as she caged you in. A smile, genuine and beautiful, grew on her face as she leaned in, chuckling.
“Oh red string of fate.”
a/n: to the anon who requested this - consider this my apology for how crappy this is. don’t get me wrong, your prompt was gold i just think i failed although i had so much fun writing this <3, I’m sorry if it’s disappointing.
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g0sts · 9 months
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hehe it's Andi but tumblr refuses to let me ask from my side-blog. but anyways, from the tarot questions ask meme: the hierophant (for your username), the hermit, wheel of fortune
omg hii andi andiforyou 🤭🤭 (from this ask meme!)
the hierophant: do you believe in ghosts? you bet ur bottom i do - im definitely in the ryan bergara camp of ive always wanted to believe anyway but my roommates are consistently haunted. definitely got something going on in our apartment, hangs out in the bathrooms and around the spiral staircase between floors - i'll hear something coming down the stairs, look over to see who it is as the staircase is within view of desk, and nothing will be visible while the staircase sounds are still happening. mostly tho it knocks around in the bathroom when i've loitered on the toilet for too long, so we've got some kinda working relationship i guess
the hermit: what is your favorite soda pop? SO i'm a dr. pepper girlie through and through. BUT. when it's been a stressful day at work i will stop off at the grocery store between buses and grab this Mini Donut Cream Soda a local brewery/soda company makes?? it's like kinda cinnamon-y and SUPER yummy and has very quickly become a comfort beverage.
wheel of fortune: first three songs that come on shuffle? hell yeah, i always have my spotify on shuffled likes anyway so i'm ready. if we don't count what's already playing (phil collins - take me home), we got: - Marianas Trench - Masterpiece Theatre III (this hasn't come up on shuffle ONCE since i added it like a solid month or so ago?! perils of having almost 1k liked songs i guess) - Foreign Legion - Underground Instrumental - Bro Safari, UFO! - Animal
thx andi we can pretend ask culture is revived 4 one fun night of quastion owopeek
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arcaniteripper · 5 years
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FAR CRY NEW DAWN | TWICE AS EVIL - LIVE ACTION TRAILER
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washymylifeaway · 3 years
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Haikyuu Fanfic recs: Hogwarts edition LOL
Hi..... Okay I have a confession to make. This post is me procrastinating from another fic post (KyouHaba recs) which WAS me procrastinating from a different fic post (SakuAtsu recs),,,,
EDIT: Here’s the link to a SakuAtsu Series rec that came from that cursed draft (ie. the SakuAtsu fic rec LOL).
TLDR; I can’t finish posts LOL.
Anyways, in efforts to make me feel better about not finishing the posts that I started but then stopped cause they got too long (oops), here are some Hogwarts AUs that I loved, cause I’m like really into magic (even though I’ve never actually read Harry Potter OOPS LOL).
As always, pls check WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES for fics before reading and make sure you’re taking care of yourselves (since mental health is key!) Stay healthy loves <3
In Defense of Reptiles (and Other Gross Things) by rikke (T) 9.3k /IwaOi/ this fic is so freakin cute omg. I love IwaOi, and the progression of their relationship in this is *chefs kiss*. I love everything about this fic, and pls read all the footnotes while you’re reading the fic because it gives it so much character!!!! Also I would cry if a garden snake bit me too, so back off Iwa :’))))).
Show A Little Faith by minijhi (G) 13.8k /KuroKen/ Singing dwarfs? Yes please. I love the idea of Kenma as ‘the boy who lived’ and the way he was still so Kenma-esk. And Kuroo trying to goad him on, like this is THE combo, and I live for it.
Magicked by HoneyBeeez (T) 8.4k /KyouHaba/ CHECK TAGS, I love KyouHaba Hogwarts fics, and this one is SO good! We do love some slightly oblivious Yahaba and fake delinquent Kyoutani LOL. Though there is some violence and homophobia so if that puts you off, steer clear of this fic :)
nothing half so sweet by rauchblau (T) 1k /IwaOi/ ok so the amortentia trope is such a funny one, and i do love this one LOL. Stupid Iwa is best Iwa.
stardust by InkCaviness (G) 1.4k /KyouHaba/ like I said, in love with KyouHaba and hogwarts fics, anyway,, this one was so short and sweet! It’s full of fluff, and honestly, if you like KyouHaba, read this entire series cause I really love these KyouHaba works :’)))))
The Magic Creampuff of Destiny by thehazelverse (G) 2k /IwaOi/ so obviously, if there is MatsuHana involved, there are cream puffs to be found. This is just pure fluff, and I think that it’s sweeter than the supposed cream puff LOL. It’s literally just Iwa being honest, and that, my dudes, makes for a good fic LOL.
Love from the Quidditch Bleachers by sunablinks (NR) 5.2k /SunaOsa/ I love Suna taking care of Osamu. I think it’s such a cute headcannon, and I need more fics. Would you like forever with me?
It's a Jarvey, Not a Weasel! by awkwardedgeworth (T) 3.8k /SakuAtsu/ PLEASE this fic made me laugh omg. Also RIP eyebrows :( If you think Atsumu’s flirtin is bad, wait till you get to Sakusa LOL.
quidditch gloves, parchment, and custard cream by h_lovely (T) 12.4k /MatsuHana/ THIS IS SO GOOD, I love this fic. It really takes you through the emotions, and I love all the development in it!!!! Their relationship with one another (but only as homies right? ofc ofc), and even their families loving the other, this fic is so good! Read it even if you don’t like slow burn, you won’t even notice <3333
Sixth Time's the Charm by tsumekakusu (T) 2k /KyouHaba/ ok THIS was SO FREAKING funny, please Yahaba how dumb can you get LOL. The number thing made me facepalm so hard, but the ending was cute and that’s all that matters, right?
Sleep by GangstaCrow (T) 5.5k /KyouHaba/ the plot twist.... omg.... I had to pause and take a moment of silence for the people suffering because of LL... Poor Kyoutani.....
when sakura blooms by meowjunhwi (M) 1.8k /SunaOsa ish/ check warnings and tags! Oof this one hurt. Them meeting up after was so cute, and their reminiscing made me so sad :((( I love the SunaAtsu best friend agenda!!!!
Iwaoi's Hogwarts Adventures (series) /IwaOi/ this is an ICONIC IwaOi series, in my personal opinion, and they’re also so stupid throughout the whole thing LOL. We do love the not so secret, secret dating~~
If you made it this far, congrats LOL. I know this was a pretty short post and some of my reviews are lackluster, but I’m really running out of steam and I just want to hurry up and finish this post LOL. Regardless of my lack at appeal, all these fics are definitely worth the read, even if you don’t really ship it because the writers are just THAT GOOD. In hindsight, this kinda just turned into a Seijoh fic rec thing, but that’s ok LOL. Honestly, I might get rid of this and redo it on another day because it’s really just that bsed (my bad). Send me some requests for fic rec posts because I know for a fact, my other ones will not be getting done anytime soon LOL. (also if there are any glaring errors pls send me a message LOL thx in advanced!)
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ncteaxhoe · 3 years
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wayv reaction to gf asking about blowjob for the first time. thx
a/n: awwww this sounds so cute ngl hehe. thanks for requesting!! also i'm guessing this meant their s/o wanting to blow wayv for the first time? well i've written it that way, hope you like it!
smut || warnings: oral sex(m) || word count: less than 1k
kun
—kun would get all concerned suddenly saying "you don't have to feel burdened to do it or anything" and it'll take you sometime to convince him that you really want to blow him lollll.
ten
—"oh really baby?" ten would tease you to no end.
winwin
—he would just get shy himself i think lolllll and then hug you out of shyness and then let you proceed.
lucas
—his dick would be out in record time hahahahha.
xiaojun
—"awwww baby only if you want to, no pressure" and would pull you in for a kiss.
hendery
—he would be so down for it omg, would get all happy and stuff that you asked him first.
yangyang
—awkwarddddddd "but yes blow me pls my dick's hard" lmaoooooo.
a/n: ahhhhh idk if this is good lol pls let me know
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st0nesnglitter · 3 years
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Heyy, Congrats on 1k!!!
Could I please request a 🏰 for Remus Lupin when he goes to a theme park or somethin like that?
Alssso since I'd personally love to be a mutual of yours 📚 :
What is one thing that you'd kill to change in the entire hp series and why?
thx <3
Omg not wait Remus at a theme park omg CUTE
Walking around he couldn’t rip his eyes off all the blinking lights, all the smells making him crave all the sweet goodness at the different stands and all the sounds would’ve driven him into madness if it weren’t for them being laughter. Surrounded by so many happy people made his heart light up.
And at one stand he spotted the cutest little plushie, a fluffy grey wolf with huge eyes, and he just knew he had to win it. He tried to dissect the game for a minute, trying to figure out the best technique to win, before he walked up and handed the person behind the counter a fiver. After his second try Remus got up to the wolf and he did a little celebratory jump. :)
Okay, I’d change THE FUCKING AUTHOR.
I feel like shit everytime I see something Harry Potter related for sale cause I do not wanna support that fucking bitch. I do not wanna buy the books, but they’re such a source of happiness that it outweighs it. But yeah fuck her, can someone just delete her twitter
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atrirose · 2 years
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OMG ‼️⁉️ CONGRATS ON 1K 😍🤞🏻
OMG THX BFF, naur I was so confused then I saw rosé in my pfp and was ohh the naur line member lmao 🤌🏻
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chocosvt · 3 years
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tagged by @gamerwoo & @secndlife!
if you were mentioned in this, then consider urself tagged oxoxoxo (unless u have already done it lol). i thought this was so enjoyable and a gr8 timeframe which lays out all ur progress + i luv reading the responses! thx for the tags!
01: first creation of 2020
split your heart, posted in february. 
my last few months of 2019 were pretty rough, and i think i took a december hiatus? i didn’t actually get back into the swing of writing until after january! and i came back with an ANGST obviously!!
02: most recent creation of 2020
paint by numbers, posted in december.
this fic was a gift for my cwc secret santa!! it gave me an excuse to write more joshua hehe. HE HAS SIX FICS ON MY MLIST HE’S BEING SO GREEDY!!
03: one of your fave creations from 2020
i’m going to BREAK the rules and mention two fics, okay? okay. i would definitely say fireflies, my prince!seokmin au <3 enemies to lovers makes makes my heart flutter + because i love you, posted for jun’s bday! those r like... my comfort fics which r among the few of my works i can actually reread :_)
04: a creation you’re really proud of
CONNECT! this is my cyborg!au for vernita :-) i’ve always wanted to write an au of this sort but i could never get it quite right! then one day, the writing gods bestowed upon me this miraculous edge for writing sci-fi. WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT CAME FROM bc i don’t /// anyways, i luv the connect universe!
05: a new style that you tried this year and a work that used it
my style legit changes per every fic i write so i CANNOT answer this! 
06: a creation that took forever
okay everyone already knows the answer to this IWFJEURF but of course it’s going to be honeyboy for mingyu ;_; that 54k behemoth!! i think it took me five months to complete + an extra month that went toward proofreading. 
07: your creation from 2020 that received the most notes
fireflies, my prince!seokmin au. i think it’s abt ten notes away from 1k? which is verycrazy verycrazy. i honestly thought not many ppl were going to read that fic bc i don’t seem like the type to write royalty au’s! so i was shockt. 
08: a creation you think deserved more notes
probably second life, my ghost!au for woozi! but it’s got some very serious/sensitive topics so i definitely wouldn’t push ppl to read this story!
09: a new fandom you joined and a creation you made for it
honestly, i didn’t join any new fandoms this year! i rly do not have the excess time like i once did ;_; i can only focus on svt and even then i slip so much! i also need to make time for myself bc there r many things i need to improve on. it’s partly the reason my presence on this site has declined a lot BUT no need to worry i always try to make time for my blog bc it’s very important to me!
10: a creation you made that breaks your heart.
NONE! my heart is unbreakable! just kidding. hmmmmm but honestly i rly do not know! i guess second life? but i don’t know. but it could be! but prob not. OH WAIT nvm I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ANSWER forgive me i am stupidt. heat and heartbreak for chan!! mwhahahahahahaha. it’s a break up!au.
11: a simple creation that you really love.
nine in the morning, my fwb fic for my sweet prince, mr moon jun! this was actually a shorter piece (which could have totally blown into smth HUGE but eurhfwuehf no.... it’s soft, fluffy and to the point! very rare find over here, guys.
12: a creation inspired by someone else.
@chanhao-s time travel!au for jeonghan helped me form the plot for second life, and the fact that woozi’s spirit had been preserved from the last century. i just LOVE time travel stuff even though i would NEVER DO IT!!!!! omg.
13: a favourite creation made by someone else
i’ve been giving ficrecs like crazy on this blog and i’m sure those authors r so tired of me crawling into their mentions like a ferret off its leash. SO INSTEAD I WILL GUIDE YOU TO MY FICREC BLOG BC IT HAS SOME OF THE JEWELS AND GEMS OF THE CARAT WRITING COMMUNITY / @chocoreads / + more to be reblogged when i have the time to leave my unnecessarily detailed comments. 
14: some of your fave content creators this year
@ally-127 / @by-moonflower / @candyshua​ / @carat / @celestialpearls / @dinolovebot / @dinoshaur​ / @fallinnflower / @fluffysvt / @hansolmates​ / @jaeyoonurl / @kabira / @love-dreams / @luvshuas​ / @minkwans / @redevenir​ / @secndlife / @shionwrites​ / @shoshishua / @solarwonux / @sunlithues​ / @sunlightwoo​ / @tearsofsyrup / @thekidultlife / @thetypingpup / @wavesmp3​ / @woozisnoots / @viastro 
i tried my best to gather everyone who uploaded smth i fully enjoyed this year, and i’m so freakin sorry if i forgot anyone ;_; thank u so much for creating and putting pieces of urself out onto this dusty site for everyone to enjoy <3
15: and for good measure, a couple more creations of yours that you love
i mentioned pretty much all my content from this year except for the weight of blood + sweet poison! i don’t think i’m forgetting anything .... hmmmm, i probably am bc i have the recollective abilities of a deflated bag of potato chips. ANYWAYS! my heart goes out to everyone!! i luv you very much!
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killherfreakout · 3 years
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blog tag
i was tagged by @yasminaaitomars thank u! :)
1. why did you choose your url?
ever since eliott made his short film i had to make it my url :’)
2. any sideblogs?
my film blog: @cameron-fryes / my music blog: @sawszall
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
on and off since 2013 wow
4. do you have a queue tag?
i used to but xkit wasn’t adding it so i just queue things you’ll never know are queued then abfjks
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
no real reason tbh….my friend said it was a cool place to have a pretty blog and she made one for me, and i was 100% the lana del rey arctic monkeys aesthetic blog way back when
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
i love anya taylor joy and this photoshoot of her so 💞
7. why did you choose your header?
it’s a photo of a girl at the cinema with the hair of my dreams and it just screamed Me!!!!
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
this one of an original poem (?) and art i made!! :’) my only post over 1k omg
9. how many mutuals do you have?
oh idk!! i think like 50+ omg
10. how many followers do you have?
600 too many thats for sure (ty all i love u!!)
11. how many people do you follow?
almost 300
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
isn’t that what this website is for???
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
i use it way less than i used to, so usually i just check my notifs when i wake up and use it (v late) at night or whenever i’m bored lol
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
oh yeah when someone stole ellie’s gifs >:(
15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?
always scroll past. too much anxiety for me thx
16. do you like tag games?
yes!!! it’s so nice to be included in them 🥺💓
17. do you like ask games?
yes but i don’t do them too often bc i don’t want it to flop abdjkds
18. which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?
oh for sure there are some that are but idk ahcjsj but def some cool gifmakers who follow lil ol me
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
i have huge platonic crushes on y’all mwah 💖
i will tag @lucasotteli @earthlingeliott @sandersyasmina @fireflysxx @vexedtonightmares @kritiquer if u would like to ofc :)
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quin-ns · 10 months
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Another swiftie into obx omg hi!!
For the song requests, can I ask for high infidelity where the reader is sneaking around with jj while rafe is her boyfriend?? Thx!! ❤️
the second I saw this I knew I had to write it (I love drama). I ended up making this fic it’s own post- thanks for the suggestion and enjoy! 😊
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oh-for-merlins-sake · 3 years
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Steeeeeeeef!!! A big big BIG congratulations to you my darling!! I'm so happy for you! You will be at 1k before you know it because you are just phenomenal!! 💕
Could I get 🌧️ for my fic "the bite of Hufflepuff" Fred x reader? I love you millions 💕
THANK YOU, SOPH! i am so so thankful for our friendship! of course you can get a fic review! ILYSM. 💛
the bite of hufflepuff
omg y’all know i loooove hufflepuff!reader fics hehehehe
ok fred and george would absoLUTELY start a food fight!! this is such an adorable concept!!
oh noooo! reader better show fred what’s what 💅🏼
You looked down at the Gryffindor table, seeing a strawberry cream pie sat there. A devilish grin tore through, making Fred eye you suspiciously. Without hesitation, you picked up the pie and shoved it straight into his face. George, who was still the other side of the hall, nearly burst a seam from laughing
this paragraph is so CUTE. i love all the imagery that you packed into it, and i can FEEL the ~tension~
“Mine was by accident, love. Yours, on the other hand, was not.” Fred smirked, placing the jug back on the table. You shook the wet, sticky hair out of your face, grabbing the second jug of pumpkin juice and throwing it straight at his chest.
I WANNA HAVE A FOOD FIGHT WITH FRED, LIKE R U KIDDIN ME RIGHT NOW
soph this is bloody adorable!! 
You watched as he sucked the cream off his finger, a wicked gleam in his eyes. Your anger was slowly starting to disappear, being replaced by something more… Impure.
OMG ok yeah, i stand by what i said earlier: i would like to have a food fight with fred now k thx byeeee
HAHAHA RON
soph, this was so stinkin’ CUTE! the concept was creative, and it has simply made me want to start a food fight with our beloved, chaotic twins. like, hi hello, we’ve got access to the kitchens, so i’d like to see them TRY. 🤪ADORABLE SOPH! xo
this event is closed!
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inkykeiji · 3 years
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Hi! happy 1K! I was wondering if I could get a match up? I'm 5'0 INFP Taurus. I like animals, kids, drawing, writing, watching anime, baking, watching yters like markiplier. and energy drinks. I would describe myself as a mix of chaotic and mom friend. I've been called precious before and that was a moment cuz i can't handle compliments. I'm kind of shy but also I can be loud. I'm kind of insecure so im also a people pleasure yk? But im kind, down for a fun time, loyal, and go with the flow! thx
hi! thank you!! AYE A TAURUS!!!! i am a taurus too <33 aw ehehe ur adorable!!
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i match you with ⇢ sugawara koushi! he definitely vibes w ur mom friend energy, but he also just thinks its freaking adorable <3 he LOVES that u can’t handle compliments and will absolutely pay them to you, every single day, for two reasons. the first is just to see u get all cute and blushy, and the second is to help you get used to them and learn to accept them, because you absolutely deserve them <3 he also helps you recognize that while being a people pleaser can be a positive trait (and he definitely understands, since he can be that way, too), you should always remember to put yourself first + to never do things that make you uncomfortable, because you’re worth it!! in that vein, he also helps you discover other ways to find validation from yourself instead of from others <3 you teach him how to relax a little more, and he becomes more easygoing in your presence. he loves watching you create and loves it even more when the two of you create something together, whether its baking something yummy or drawing together <33
what you carve into your pumpkin ⇢  beetlejuice! or omg the entire addams family!!
which halloween candy you eat the most of ⇢  aero + airheads!
couples costume ⇢ thing one and thing two! (AND you guys manage to convince daichi to be the cat in the hat, fursuit and all!!! asahi thinks it’s incredible and tsukki stops by to take several photos)
how you celebrate halloween ⇢ by putting together really cute and thoughtful halloween treat bags for the trick or treaters! you’re very generous with the amount of candy you put in each bag (and ur sure to include both chocolate and gummies in each one) and fill them with cute lil toys, rings, stickers, pencils and erasers, etc. after the trick or treaters are done, y’all head on over to daichi’s, who’s having a rly cute lil movie marathon in his backyard <33 the rest of your night is filled with lots of cuddles, nose kisses + giggles <33
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clari’s 1k halloween matchups! 👻 requests are CLOSED <3
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fantasyjoon · 4 years
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milkshakes ; jeon jungkook
sometimes all you need is him, milkshakes, and a late night catch up
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↬  pairing ┇ pretty much platonic bestfriend!kook and gender neutral reader bc best friend jk just gives me this VIBE ↬  genre + rating ┇  pure fluff, g, not really romance? ↬  warnings ┇ some talk about reader’s weight so if that’s a sensitive topic for you please refrain from reading! ↬  avalyn’s notes ┇  there are now a hundred lil babies!! i knew i wanted to post something as a thank you for the support ( i hoped it was going to be a larger fic i’ve been working on more recently ) but instead i present to you this cute little drabble that’s been sat in my drafts collecting cobwebs since who knows when. thank you again !!xx ↬  word count ┇ around 1k
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It's an uneventful and lazy evening in your hotel room. You're draped across one of the comfortable chairs in the corner, scrolling through your uninteresting Instagram feed as your Spotify playlist quietly fills the room in hopes to feel less alone.
You check your notifications for the umpteenth time, sighing as the tray stares back at you blankly, taunting you: what, you think you have friends?
Though you knew for sure you had at least one; your trusty yet mischievous best friend since eighth grade, Jeon Jungkook.
Jungkook was what you could describe as a handful and a half. His messy, overgrown hair and lopsided smile never failed to make your day just a little bit better. He’d poke your side and teasingly call you various names, and you’d grumble at him, telling him to respect his elders, even if you were only a few days older. You loved every moment you spent with him, and he was completely convinced you were platonic soulmates (he made sure to remind you of this every time he gave you a hug, whispering it into your ear and refusing to let go until you agreed with him).
Eventually, life run its course and had you taking extra classes at college before kick-starting your career, whilst your best friend was already working his way up the ranks of a growing law firm in the next town over. Even still, you came back to one another, seeing each other more often than not.
Currently you were angry at said best friend who had not been opening your Snapchat messages or answering your calls for the best part of the evening.
(11:44pm) you: kook you: hello you: are you serious you: i drive half an hour and cut two classes to see you you: and you just dont wanna show up you: i see how it is you: thats fine you: i’ll be on my way you: you absolute hOE you: 👋
(11:47pm) kook🥴: hey im at mcdonalds wht do u wnt?
(11:48pm) you: omg hes alive ?!?!?!? you: bring milkshakes pls you: also fries you: thx love you 💘💕💕💖💗💕 💘 💗
(11:51pm) kook🥴: luv u 2
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It was now a little past midnight, though you weren’t tired in the slightest.
You open the door to reveal Jungkook, a grin spread across his lips and his face contorted into a derpy scrunch similar to the ones he'd snap you when he was bored. You let out a snort at the sight.
"Hi. I brought milkshakes."
You tug him in by his sleeve, "And chips?" He places the paper bag of food and the crate of cups on your desk before face planting onto the bed.
"Extra large." he mumbles into the comforter, and you grin, running to flatten yourself onto him. He groans at the weight when you press him further into the mattress, "Just like you."
You whack him with a pillow and he laughs, shoving you off the bed with ease and your body lands with a thud, "Seriously, you got so heavy."
Scrambling off the floor, you follow the deliciously enticing smell of old cooking oil to approach the food Jungkook brought, "Mm, it's because you keep feeding me all this crap."
"You ask, I deliver," he says, walking behind you and tucking his chin onto your shoulder. He peers down as you separate the chips from the bag, feeding one into his mouth and stuffing a few into yours. "Hey, I want more too."
Rolling your eyes at his whines, you elbow him in the chest and he bellows, retracing away from you to flop on the bed in fake pain. "Dying..... need... fries..."
Your music still plays in the background whilst you pass him a bag of fries, sitting across from him with your milkshake. Jungkook slumps on the headboard, wiggling his eyebrows at you and periodically shoving fries into his mouth.
Strawberry milkshake has never tasted so good you think, sipping at the drink and making faces of bliss at him.
“I’ll say it again; strawberry milkshakes are gross and you are scum!” The jarring thought that leaves his mouth abruptly shakes away your delight.
You hide your scowl and simply offer him a shrug, “Only one of those statements is true.” You watch Jungkook’s face as he contemplates a retort, giving him a smug glance when he comes up empty handed and results in a solemn nod. He licks the remnants of his banana milkshake off his lips before tipping the last of his fries into his mouth straight from the bag.
His doe eyes widen like they normally do before he begins a big story, “So do you remember when we egged Yoongi hyung at Jimin’s party in tenth grade?”
You giggle at the memory, “Yeah, from the stairs, and he thought Taehyung did it.” You vividly remember Yoongi scolding the pouty younger boy, “His mint green hair had yellow patches from the yolk and he had to redye it.”
Jungkook nods with a glimmer of childish trouble in his look, “Well, Namjoon hyung told him it was us yesterday and he was not happy.”
Your lips part and a moment of fear washes over the both of you before it’s replaced with laughter, the two of you doubling over the bed, “As if Yoongi would hurt a fly!”
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It’s nearing 2am when the conversation dies down and the two of you take the first glance at the time. “Oh, shit,” Jungkook mumbles, “I have work tomorrow.” Both of your backs are now against the headboard, your figure slumped next to his. Your playlist had ended long ago and now only the late night silence engulfed the pair of you.
“Stay,” you mutter softly, fatigue swiping away your consciousness with every passing second, “Just leave early.”
Jungkook’s too tired to complain, so he obeys, tossing all your trash off the bed into the nearby bin and shuffling you both under the comforter, rubbing your arm and whispering a soft goodnight in your ear before falling asleep in tandem.
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