hiiiii happy black history month from your favorite black part-time poet! ive gotten a job that doesnt completely wreck my mental health but im averaging around 15 hours a week so im still super broke! i opened commissions but things have been too crazy with my health problems and mental state for that to be something that consistently brings income. if you wanna toss me a dollar i'd greatly appreciate it, it would go directly to helping me and mama butchniqabi :)
pa/pal and v-nmo are both: klarthur
thanks!
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Batman: *Free falls from the moon with just an oxygen mask, a ship´s booster and his grappling hook*
Nightwing who holds world’s free fall altitude record and did it again without a parachute later: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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God I love Gertrude Robinson. You spend the season one convinced she was history's biggest ignoramus then it turns out she'd spent decades travelling the world and walking right up to whichever eldritch monster made out of nightmares was trying to cause the apocalypse this week; and then she'd do the equivalent of schpritzing it like a misbehaving cat, which usually involved murder. And she did it all while serving flawless strict librarian realness
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I see this scene being discussed a lot
And people always take Gandalf's comment to heart and think "Oh, poor Bilbo would've fainted if he knew!" and completely ignore the next bit
"He had no doubt that Bilbo knew quite well"
The reality is that he didn't care about its worth, he gave it to the local museum and let it sit there for years. But! He put it to use again when Frodo's life was at risk, and told him to keep it hidden... and to tell no one about it. Bilbo is not as naive as people think, just saying!
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him: you better not be yassified bald akira minifig when I get there.
my cunty ass:
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Reblog to scare off a "Hazbin Hotel has too much swearing!" critic.
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At a house party just trying to drink your soju in peace, and your rival suddenly gets touchy and clingy 🙄🙄
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