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aloofwindbag · 1 year
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He learned by the next son
based on this panel
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goodmode · 9 months
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haven't been drawing much lately and when i do it's 80% lemm. anyway i think he likes fleetwood mac
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xjustakay · 3 months
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y’all know that saying “writers are people, treat them like people!!” means you shouldn’t put them on a pedestal they didn’t ask to be put on, too, right……
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vionneh · 4 months
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“When models smile or show expression it distracts from the product” nope literally not at all…simply makes me think that the product was designed for sentient humans who enjoy things sometimes.
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nehardeia · 6 months
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The other week I was at lunch with some friends who have a very adorable toddler and I suddenly realized what Aziraphale reminded me of in the scene where he tries the ox ribs. His face and his reactions are exactly those of a baby trying food for the first time. People have used many metaphors and descriptions of his expression and response but that’s the one that really jumps out at me.
There’s that moment where the baby clearly has no clue what is happening in their mouth, a reminder to onlookers that eating involves a really weird set of sensations that we tend not to think about once we’ve been doing it for a while. Then they adjust enough to actually pay attention to the taste and texture, and if it’s good their face absolutely lights up.
That’s what we see in Aziraphale’s expression- instinctive disgust at the weirdness of how it feels until he processes the actual sensations, and then he is sold. The sudden shift from repulsion to confusion to surprise shifting to a very clear “more”…to me it couldn’t be any clearer.
It’s one of the reasons I think the scene makes me so uncomfortable - because it’s so innocent and so violent at the same time (part of the visceral sense of violence, I think, comes from the fact that it is meat he’s eating). It’s an act of defiance, a step further into the human world, but it’s one that Aziraphale isn’t fully aware of, I don’t think. Innocent aggression. He loses control and stops thinking, gets sucked into the moment in a way characteristic of children. It’s almost a Cookie Monster moment.
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distractedrighter · 6 months
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Don't Cry Over Spilt Wine
Universe: Baldur’s Gate 3
Pairing: F!Tav x Astarion, brief F!Tav x Gale but it's not flattering lol
Rating: E
Prompt: When Gale’s proposition fails to leave Tav satisfied, Astarion saves the night.
Warnings:
I wrote this when Gale was really, really getting on my nerves in Act 1 because of the apparent bug. I didn't realize it was a bug at the time. I've since grown a bit more fond of him because I feel bad that his ex is literally asking him to unalive himself but the characterization for him in here is nooooot nice. So, stay away if that offends you <3 I will not be rewriting it lol
Dirty, dirty smut. Also if you’re not into blood, this ain’t the right pairing/fic for you.
Tags/Tropes: I’ve written a foursome and somehow this feels filthier than that, vampire sex, blood sucking, cunnilingus, blow job, vaginal sex, gale is a unwilling cuck, astarion is superior and he knows it, astarion actually enjoys the sex, they ruin a perfectly good party, Tav has a vampire kink?
Excerpt: “Darling, you’re sitting in front of a naked vampire with over two hundred years of experience. You didn’t really think I came out here just to hear about how Gale is terrible in bed, did you?”
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Please tell me the most unholy thoughts you've had about Richard, please also include photo references if possible :)
I've been thinking about this ask since I first saw it, I absolutely loved writing this! Thank you so much <3
So of course when it comes to this man I rarely have normal thoughts, but these may be some of my most unholy ones. Before reading this, please remember you asked for it!
1. Have him use me as his footrest
While I honestly wouldn't have him on anyone actually step on me because it would hurt, I still have a huge thing for knee-high boots. And on those legs they look particularly good. So I would gladly get on all fours and let him (possibly while wearing only boots) put up his feet on my back.
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2. Breastfeeding
Just how much man could make a woman wish she could be breastfed by him? He is a lot. And my love for his titties is no secret, so I'd love to curl up in his lap and show them some proper love.
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3. Bending him over the kitchen table and fucking him
Pretty self explanatory. I chose the kitchen because it feels practical. Unfortunately there is no visual evidence of Richard being bent over any surface but I think this gif will do. Or you could just look at any picture of him honestly.
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4. Riding his belly
I'm not kidding when I talk about it. I would gladly straddle his lap and start riding his beautiful belly in a way that rubs against my clit, and everything there is bouncing and jiggling. I don't think any penis should even be involved, and it's not the focus here anyway. Look how good his belly looks when he's sitting and it's contained by a tight vest, imagine how even better it would look free of restrictions.
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And I can just imagine him being there like this while I do my thing.
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5. Making out with his belly button
Sounds kinda gross but I'd love to do it. His navel is the perfect shape and also seems to be the perfect depth for a making out session. Also the skin around it looks so soft and smooth and my grabby hands would have access to many things in the area.
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6. Burying my face between his thighs and making him squeeze them
I could die of asphyxiation, but I'll take the risk. I could avoid it by making him loosen the grip from time to time so I could give a lot of kisses (and little soft bites if he allows it) on those beautiful thicc thighs.
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7. Eating his armpits out
Another thing that sounds kinda gross. Mind you I don't enjoy armpits on everyone, but his are *chef's kiss*. Smooth, soft and thicc like the rest of him. Maybe smelly too, but I'll take it. Sweaty for sure but hey, a girl needs to get her mineral salts intake from somewhere.
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8. Tying him to the bed only to kiss and worship him all over
This is unholy only because of the tying, but honestly I'd do it only so he couldn't protest and stop me from worshipping his beautiful gorgeous body. I don't want to do anything else with him tied, just showering him with love and appreciation. He's perfect and he needs to know it.
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Thank you for reading my essay on how this man makes me absolutely feral. Still, I won't shut up about it in the future.
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slasher-male-wife · 7 months
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Something I need certain horror fans (cough cough mostly men) to understand is that some people are just sensitive to gore and violence against certain groups and they shouldn’t be shamed for that.
If someone doesn’t want to watch a movie because they’re sensitive to gore and that movie is gory that’s perfectly fine. Some horror fans just don’t like gore.
I also think gateway horror for like teenagers that don’t baby them(like scary stories to tell in the dark and fear street) are great things to have. Idk I just have opinions on stuff that I need to write about.
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bookmarkmyword · 6 months
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this is your friendly reminder that neil's issue with his scars isn't about vanity, ie. he isn't hiding as much of them as he could bc ashamed or insecure about how he looks (much less how people will perceive his attractiveness when he doesn’t even gaf what some rando thinks of him) due to them.
his issue about them is that 1) they make him memorable which was dangerous while he was still living with nathan and while on the run (and that paranoia is still sth he was working on once he “became a real person”), and 2) people tend to stare and look at him in horror or pity etc, and/or even ask he invasive questions. so he covers as much of them as he can—barring those on his face, that is—for the similar reasons that andrew covers his own scars. so people don’t give their unwarranted reactions and opinions about them. okay thank you bye
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pixlokita · 1 year
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Me: -acts affectionately-
Me: ….. but they know I don’t mean it romantically, right???
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bones-of-a-rabbit · 2 years
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Just once. Just once I wanna see Moon encounter (attack) a new employee that’s Depressed As Fuck and fueled by Pure Spite and is always this close 👌 to fist fighting god in an Arby’s parking lot. I wanna see the clown go ‘now wait a gotdam this persons almost as fucked up as ME’
Yes this may or may not be inspired by this stupid fucking shitpost I made like two years ago that I found while cleaning out my art files
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Just like. Can you imagine. Do you think his caretaker programming would body slam the AftonBug out of existence, even if it’s just like. For a minute. Maybe he just blue screens. Maybe he takes it as a challenge and they both play chicken to see who backs out first while Sun is in the headspace giving the worlds longest continuous scream
my first thought was
Moon: I am going to k i l l you :)
Person: JOKES ON YOU BITCH I WOULD STILL BE WINNING BC I ALREADY WANT TO DIE
Moon: what
Person: what
Moon:
Person:
lights cut back on
Sun:
Person:
Sun: Y-
Person: WELP I think it’s time for me to go!!! Wouldn’t wanna overstay my welcome hAHA BYE
Sun: NOW YOU WAIT A SECOND,
cue reverse of previous scene, where now it’s Sun chasing them through the Plex- but this time they have actual fear on their face
the one thing every neurodivergent person fears: accidentally slipping and saying too much, then actually having to talk about it
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dailyreko · 17 days
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DAY 251: staaare...
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sparky-is-spiders · 2 months
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Jonmelanie would communicate near exclusively in arguing and nobody would find out that they were dating for three years.
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luescris · 1 year
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Okay. Look.
As much as I love 2012. And Rise. And 2003. I have a bone to pick with this franchise.
If anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Bad happens to these new turtle boys. And I mean in this specific movie, like 2012 bad, I WILL start rioting./hj
Like I get it. Angst is fun. But these are, quite literally, children. Who literally just started. Sure it took a few seasons for 2012/Rise to go through some shit but like. It is a lot to process on a daily basis and I would quite literally not be able to survive if I saw, as an example, MM!Leo being thrown out of a window/ambushed/sacrificed on his first freaking movie.
That being said. I doubt anything truly awful would happen since it is their first movie (and I have a feeling that if this goes down well they'll add/do more with this iteration which makes me SUPER stoked :D), just maybe something meant to invoke a normal amount of emotion. And then maybe later things pick up afterwards. But only. Afterwards.
I will admit that I am starting to get genuinely upset that they put 2012 through so much and did nothing with it, leaving us with crumbs. Should I be? I honestly don't know, but no one is telling me not to be, so yeah
I meant what I said though. Let these Mutant Mayhem boys be boys. Through our most, if not all of, the movie. Anyway yeah thanks for coming to my insane rambling
*runs and crashes through a window*
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galedinner · 6 months
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when someone who blocked me for saying not to fetishize the sexual trauma of the bg3 characters comes across my dash and is posting about gale. deep breaths.
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bruciemilf · 10 months
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Hey guys guess who has an infected tooth and is DYING of pain lmao
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