#OVER A BOY

[ginwhitlock]

men suck so bad and i do not think they know that. like i dont think they have a clue how much like four little things are actually huge big things and it causes girls (me) to have to blog on tumblr.com on their dying eighth grade laptop bc she (me) said something so cringe and pathetic to try to smuggle out even a hint of affection or care that she cannot physically use her (me) phone because she (me) is terrified of what he will respond, or better yet! not respond to at all. i am twenty years old and in a matter of hours i am reduced to my fifteen year old self who just wanted the hot guy to call her pretty and endured three years of torture for it

#and everything with this dude had been going great #like a whole year of on and off talking #and then we sleep together out the blue #and it all goes to shit #and now im crying in my bed #at the big age of twenty #over a boy #ive met once #and im tired of it #and i just want im to like me #and i want evryone to like me #and no one does!!! #at least enough to mean it #mine #ignore i guess sorry dump

[daimaoryu]

let me tell u a story about how in the 5th grade, us 10/11 year olds were involved in so much drama and i was somehow at the center of it......... the entire school knew about it. it was weird as fuck.

#tl;dr i had a crush on the same guy as my friend #this guy and i were also friends and he apparently had a crush on me too #and my friend did NOT like that #she would try to one up me all the time it was so weird. even though this guy didnt have any interest in her whatsoever #and i was even like DUDE its okay i dont like him anymore JUST so she would chill out. but she DIDNT bc HE liked ME #and that did NOT go well with her #and she made such a huge deal out of something Very small and made me side with her even though even i knew she was in the wrong #and that she was trying to drive a wedge between me and this guy #even the TEACHERS were like. why are you two fighting?!?! bc me and this guy used to be inseperable #it was. sooo wild #all HIS friends were also like LULU PLEASE JUST TALK TO HIM #but i didnt because i didnt wanna betray my friends trust even though she made me go through literal hell #OVER A BOY #and all this time i was still an introvert. i was still shy. i still hated being the center of attention. etc etc #it was genuinely HELL for me #it literally made me so fucking depressed like that was what pushed me over the edge in the 6th grade #like in the 6th grade it was so obvious i was extremely depressed #insanity.

[fwipination]

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

#twitter #social networks #tumblrpost #elon twitter #hooo boy #it aint lookin good over there #adopt the artists fleeing the massacre #if youre cold theyre cold

[lilislegacy]

zeus: ok, you broke the pact. what’s done is done. just tell me which abilities you gave him, so at least i know what we’re dealing with

poseidon: ...all of them

zeus: ok but from which of your roles? sea god, stormbringer, or earthshaker?

poseidon: ...all of them

zeus:

zeus: you’re not serisouly telling me he has domain over air and land and the sea?

poseidon: er, actually, it’s not just the sea. any water, really. lakes, rivers, ice, plumbing,...potentially bodily fluids...

zeus: you- WHY DID- WHAT WERE YOU-

zeus: *takes a deep breath*

zeus: anything else?

poseidon: *looks at list*

poseidon: er, yes. he immediately heals when he touches water.

zeus: what?

poseidon: well, you know, i figured with all the danger he’ll face, potential child of the prophecy and all, he should be able to automatically regenerate

zeus: that- that’s not even a thing!

poseidon: well...it is now!

zeus:

poseidon:

zeus:

poseidon: he can also speak to horses

zeus: *throws lightning bolt at the wall*

#LOL #suck it zeus #poseidon gave his boy everything he had #he just wanted to give him his best chance 🥺 #i just know zeus was pissed over this #overpowered percy #percy jackson #poseidon #zeus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #heroes of olympus

[corvus-detritus]

They are goofy.

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc zooble #Drawing characters over random images my beloved #Photos are from Pinterest idk the original sources screaming. Except for the food boy one lol #Fan art

[wulfhalls]

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

#feel delirious with how well denis captured all of this. he made my blorbo of all time real 😭😭 timtom i owe u everything <3 #way over half a decade waiting for this was more than worth it. im swooning #dune #dune part two #paul atreides #dunetwo #thats my sweet darling angel baby boy despotic genocidal religious figurehead who never did anything wrong ever 💖

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so how about that update, huh

#this is all i have to offer rn </3 #im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme #eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR- #oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back) #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie #heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers #ok that was a creepy glitch #for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said #'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!' #a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...

[novaneondream]

@candle-scm you did this to me

#adopting the boys for a bit #no but liKe- #they? #tHEM #me realizing I never had a proper atla phase when I first watched it but now that it’s making waves again got me hook line and sinker #ALSO I didn’t know Zukka was a thiNG until my good friend over here introduced it to me and I haven’t looked back #nah because boiling rock hits different nOw #ATLA #avatar the last air bender fanart #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #zukka #zukka fanart #Zuko #sokka #my art

[current-shit-boy]

i think crying to the smiths is a new low for me

#y’all ever cry over a crush? #OVER A BOY #the smiths #this is too cringe for twitter #feel like shit just want to date him #kms

[machinerot]

#my art #you know he was being a little shit #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #harrykim #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #this is the first drawing ive managed to finish in over a year (we dont talk about the 3 million wips) #so thank you gay people for getting rid of my art block 🫶 i love you #i didnt use a reference though so apologies if the proportions look a bit wonky but GOD i had so much fun making this #ive missed Enjoying doing art. like actually enjoying the process and not just impatiently rushing for the finished piece #like maybe art IS fun.. #crazy. anyways #this sideblog is brand new so i doubt people will even see this but!! if you do then i should have some more DE art on the way :-)

[asspinkie]

durge accidentally double-booked the boys

#durge and astarion rolling up to baldurs gate with plans to take over the netherbrain #gortash is immediately killed by intense jealousy #they are just two freaky little dudes who want the same person #durge getting dragged into plans with a new dude that they forgot they even had with someone else #like they don't even really want to do it. it's just about a pretty boy asking not so nicely #bg3 durge #durgetash #enver gortash #astarion #bg3 #durgestarion

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i think im having a stroke

#what is happening. what am i watching. where am i #anyway i am mostly incoherent but i have. a thought or two #this man is so repressed that he skipped right over the part where a guy can't handle any suggestion that he might be gay #instead our boy gregory is getting ahead of everyone (including and especially himself) #by joking about being gay and specifically about being in love with wilson #because hey! that must mean he couldn't possibly be repressed :) #he's just that secure in his straightness :) #... #...yeah #house md #hilson #house season 2 #the mistake #op

[minnnieminmin]

Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits

#garfield #chris pratt #robert pattinson #the boy and the heron #the duality of celebrity voice actors baffles me #we have ones like mark hamil. jack black. many others #and then we have people like crispy rat over here just talking in their normal voice #wild

[yuwuta]

satoru physically withers and crumbles every time you return his belongings. he doesn’t know how to tell you that he can only accidentally on purpose leave his glasses on your nightstand, or his jacket on your couch, or his shirt in your laundry so many times before he loses his mind. every time you don’t take he bait, he folds into himself and wonders why you don’t love him anymore and it costs him $22.50 to hear ieiri tell him to suck it up and use his words because he literally has to buy her company (and drinks).

but when you do take the bait, when you do wear his things, satoru thinks it’s all worth it. he can’t explain why it does what it does to him. it’s a sinister kind of possession he wants to have over you, knowing you’re your own person, free to do as you please, but also knowing you’re caged in him. it’s a lovesick kind of gooeyness that melts his heart seeing you fumble with the sleeves of a sweater that’s too long for you. it’s the vision of you seeing you drowning in him—in his clothes, in his things, in him, in him, in him. he’s selfish, he wants to consume you in as many ways as possible, wants you to drown in him, would die happily knowing you were one tenth as enraptured by him as he is with you. he doesn’t know how or why or when you gained so much power over him, but he doesn’t care, he doesn’t want you to ever stop, so if he has to keep pretending to leave his clothes and bags and glasses around then so be it.

#i don’t know how to explain that satoru’s love is so. beautifully consuming #he loves and loves and loves and he doesn’t even think about it it’s mindless it’s second nature #and sometimes he stops and pulls back and gets shy about how much you mean to him and how bad he wants you #he doesn’t know why you have this power over him but he doesn’t mind it and he wants more of it all the time always #oh…. my sweet sweet lover boy #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo smut #gojo fluff #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk imagines #jjk smau #💌.satoru

[proxycrit]

(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

#mlp #based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism) #mlp redesign #fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety #rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back #applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of #13?? how do horses age #and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’ #(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.) #anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am. #twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly #twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that #mostly ‘what are you feeding her’ #(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together #they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on #(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard #and gave them ACTUAL weapons #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #pinkie pie #spike the dragon #I FORGOT SPIKE #spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love #and cherish his adorable little face #art #critdraws #Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home

[everyone-calm-down]

Yeah yeah yeah, The Boy and the Heron was amazing. The themes, the art, the Robert Pattinson. I AM going to choose to focus on the fact that this guy waited seemingly less than a year after his wife died to get his sister-in-law pregnant tho.

#the boy and the heron #hayao miyazaki #studio ghibli #like what the fuck #I couldn’t get over that #mahito handled that tidbit with a level of grace that I will never hope to have #dad why are you KISSING my aunt