#OVER THE DINNER PLATE

[weezmancer3]

Wait, what does PDA stand for?

Kageyhina and Bokuaka are on different sides of the PDA spectrum. Bokuaka is public displays of affection and Kageyhina is public displays of aggression. Both of their teams have created rules to prevent the couples in question from getting everyone else kicked out of establishments.

Please read through my tags, idk why I continued in there instead of here. Sorry :)

#haikyuu #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #hinata shouyou #kagehina #kageyama tobio #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #bokuaka #Karasuno went out for dinner after a match and kagehina broke a fucking table leg fighting over a plate of chicken #And Bokuto and Akaashi got captain(and vice-captain) titles revoked after staying after practice to make out #different sides of the same idiot coin

[magalimachete]

That’s what it looks like when my 🐱 juice squirts on his face.

😊😊😊

#jjk toji #daddy toji #dilf toji #fushiguro toji #toji fushiguro #jjk #big dick toji #jujutsu toji #toji smut #Toji let your balls smack my forehead #Please let me just sit on your lap and keep it warm #Let me nuzzle the tip of it #Let me take you out to dinner I’ll even let you take a plate home to go #Spit in my mouth so I can say I know what heaven tastes like #Let me motorboat those tiddies #Toji I promise if you snap your fingers I will assume the bent over and gripping my ankles position

[kishimotomasashi]

"Is this Uchiha character a dog or cat person—" they are literally bird people. Like, canonically. Their thing is birds. They like birds. Enough Sasuke petting cats, he feeds seeds to pigeons from his windowsill like some sort of emo Disney princess.

#send post #Madara recognizes over 50 different bird calls and Itachi lets his crows peck at his dinner plate. wake up people.

[sketchncanto]

Encanto turns 1 💖

Man, I can’t believe it’s been a year since Encanto was released— a little under a year since my brainrot took full effect lol I watched it for the first time on Christmas Eve last year and booooy oh boy, I didn’t think it’d effect me as much as it did.

Encanto really changed my life in ways that I didn’t even think it could. I have friends from all over the globe, I’m a better artist, writer, reader, friend, story artist— all because of this movie. If I could go back in time and tell myself from 5 years ago that a Disney movie would change my life, I’d be like “girl, are you serious lol” YEAH GIRL

So very very thankful for this movie and all of you that I’ve gotten to connect with throughout the year. 💖 the friendships I’ve made mean so much to me and I hope they last a lifetime. So thankful for all of the notes, support, messages, reblogs, fan art (of me!!) etc that you all gift me daily. 🥲

Happy Thanksgiving and 1 year anniversary to the movie that saved my life! ✨🦋

#happy 1 year anniversary to Encanto!! 💖💖 #the only movie I’ve EVER hyperfixated heavily on for this long #the only movie that allowed me to make friends from all over the world #the only movie that got me to draw and post nonstop like a maniac #the only movie that changed my life in such crazy and beautiful ways 💖 #the only movie that got me obsessed with a middle aged man with eye bags the size of dinner plates #chels rambles

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

im reading uzumaki and its soooooo funny like. every time kirie gets a new friend you know theyre going to have something fucked up happen to them with spirals its a pattern now and every time something fucked up happens to them shuichis like “girl what did i fucking tell you” and kiries just standing to the side like D: D: D:

#uzumaki #kirie goshima #shuichi saito #junji ito #kirie goshima truly one of the protagonists of all time #she gets her horror story smarts from her dad #who makes pottery out of tormented human souls #he had his daughters friend over for dinner knowing the friends parents killed themselves over spirals #and then he serves them dinner on a spiral plate he made using said tormented human souls

[kariachi]

Thoughts as I look at Pern stuff...

Somehow in all my bitching it has only just hit me that there are no native terrestrial herbivores really shown in the Pern series. The tunnelsnakes are constantly shown as carnivorous, the wherries are constantly shown as carnivorous though there might have been a time they were mentioned eating plant matter, the firelizards are introduced as omnivores but treated like carnivores... Pern just, doesn't do herbivore's apparently.

And before anybody starts on 'well Thread' as a general rule what people tend to use- to my memory- as the basis for how long Thread has been a thing is the age of the fossils of large herbivores found during the initial survey. Well, I'm looking at the page and those were described as being 50 thousand years old. Of course this doesn't give us a proper description of how long Pern has been dealing with Thread- after all, it's entirely possible that some herbivores (they're described as grazers but that's it) survived the early rounds of Thread, as well as possible that they were dead and gone long before Thread showed up- but it's what we have.

Now, 50k years is generally not long enough to have what's considered 'lasting' evolutionary change- that is change that's not going to, well, change- and also isn't very long after an initial Mass Extinction Event to recover, but while Pern wouldn't be near on level with Earth it has two major things going for it on this front-

1) We know for certain the initial extinction event took place over a short period- the effects of the Red Star's passing last about 50 years, with about 200 years of leeway before the next blow. This was a quick hit, with recovery time following, followed by another hit, in a consistent pattern.

2) The species least capable of adapting to Fall would have died out in that first Pass, and it would have continued like that for each Pass that followed, until all that was left was fuckers that could get through. You hear a lot about Thread destroying everything, the McCaffreys like to throw it out there that Pern would be stripped of all life during a Pass if it weren't for human and dragon intervention, but if that was the case Pern would not have had terrestrial life when the humans got there. And I'm sure there's people out there who use that fact to claim that the Red Star has only been around for like two Passes prior to this or something, but the facts as we're given point to Pern having had strong pressure to produce species on terrestrial plant and animal that could survive and even thrive during a Pass, and having been managing it.

Follow along. The first ever Pass hits Pern, the first fuckers that are going to go are the largest terrestrial herbivores and the slowest growing plants. These will both be the ones least likely to be able to evade Fall, least likely to be able to find enough food to survive after Fall, and least likely to be able to make up for the initial loss in numbers. You'll get outliers though- Skybroom trees, for instance, who likely originally evolved to fend off native herbivores, fires, potentially rockslides or some such- mostly those whose preexisting adaptations give them an advantage in dealing with Thread. For example if a species of plodding herbivore used various secretions to build itself thin stone armor, that would grant it greater protection against Thread, while if it also reproduced in large numbers due to young not being as well defended by their armors that would allow more opportunities to make up numbers.

Next to go will the species that rely on those species, select predators, plants, smaller critters, who relied on those species for food, shelter, to disperse seeds, etc.

You'll also see a loss in smaller non-aquatic species who don't have evolutionary traits that help against Thread. Precognition, teleportation, burrowing, cave-dwelling, fire-breathing, shells that were Thread resistant, body oils that that Thread slipped right off (like Thread off a duck's back~), these and more are the traits you're liable to see in a majority of Pernese species by the time of colonization, which by the way by these estimates would be the 201st Pass.

Seriously 50,000 years ago our ancestors probably hadn't run into neanderthals yet, we were over 30,000 years from going "hey, what if we kept some of these wolves around", it's been a while

There's a critter mentioned that has a sticky back that things land on and it digests them right there, I promise you that fucker found success by having just enough bastards that could eat Thread faster than Thread ate them and adapting there let them become absolute menaces to anything that landed or stepped on them. The ones described aren't big, only about 2-by-3 inches, but the survey was brief and I wouldn't be surprised if Pern's flatlands had much larger examples of the fuckers, evolved for a role as stealth predators rather than animalistic sundews.

By the end of that first 50 year Pass Pern's landmasses would have been wiped mostly clear of most of it's species. A serious mass extinction event. But, this would be coupled with a serious uptick regarding aquatic and semi-aquatic species. Pern's oceans and waterways must be astounding, and any species who evolved to turn to the water for protection would have found themselves suddenly among the most successful on the planet.

Everything that survived would have been those species most capable of surviving or recovering from Fall, and the representatives of those species that most strongly presented those successful traits. These would have been the species- plant, animal, bug, whatever- that reproduced. Over the next 200 years there would have been some diversifying, some adapting genetically, and then the next Pass would have hit. Anything that moved away from those survival traits would get fucked, those that doubled down would survive, wash, rinse, repeat 200 times.

Would we be looking at new species? Yeah probably. If nothing else we'd have a lot of subspecies taking advantage of niches that opened up. Skybrooms probably had a smaller range before Thread started up, for instance, but once they turned out be The Most Threadproof Tree competition took a steep downturn.

By the time the colonists showed up Pernese plants would probably fall into three categories- 1) Threadproof- due to thick bark, Threadproof secretions, being dense as hell, etc; 2) Eternal- either the seeds are Threadproof and germinate under specific conditions leaving there always a new generation, or they're capable of springing back from sever die-back; 3) "Hold my beer"- make kudzu look like redwoods, probably adopted the mint when it came over

Pernese animals likely lean heavily towards semi-aquatics, amphibians, and cave-dwelling species most definitely, plus burrowing species, shelled species. You'd have more species than expected with secretions (again, if you can make Thread slide off or something, you'd be the hottest thing in town), and so much fucking psychic capability. Any species that had an inkling of psychic powers before? Is going to have spent 50 thousand years being harshly forced to select for it. Most non-aquatic species are also probably going to focus on making a lot of babies. Focusing on one or two at a time is probably going to be the domain of amphibians, cave-dwellers, and aquatics. Species that don't have to worry about "I put three years into that kid and the sky noodles ate them".

And as far as herbivores go? If you've got plantlife you're going to have something dedicated to eating it. They may not be big, they may not be grazers, but they will fucking be there.

#so i may have started poking at worlbuilding again #pern is prime for some interesting shit but it's never utilized #i kinda want big sundew fuckers now #give me the giant deathmat #a flat fuck the size of a dinner plate that'll make threadscore look like a papercut if you make the mistake of touching it's back #it camouflages in the foliage waiting for critters to walk over or land on it #it's lost the sticky secretions of it's smaller kin for it does not need them #it digests you quick enough it doesn't matter if you get away #it got plenty enough of you #''thread is the greatest threat to the pernese' false #thread is the *most blatant* threat to the pernese #the giant deathmat- which just sits there in wait- actually responsible for more deaths a year per cycle #pern analysis

[otrtbs]

the dinne fic sounds so freaking cool!!! can u share anything else?

how many chapters, title. i loved the table drawing and the notes!!

ahh thank you!! ☺️☺️

no clue how many chapters it’ll be tbh ! or the title haha i’ll have to write more so that the title can come to me in a dream

but i will share that lily and remus are political adversaries, dorcas is a famous cellist playing w the symphony orchestra, james is world famous novelist working on his next book, and regulus owns and runs a very successful art gallery (i had to im sorry agdhfjsj)

the dinner takes place at lily’s and there’s at least 12 courses she has planned 😌😋

reinventing the catholic act of confession for airing out all ur sins and purifying your soul but there’s no priest just a bunch of asshole friends who all think they’re god, too much red wine, and some bread

also its little gone girl-esque where everything is all a carefully curated and maintained illusion and everyone is acting out their parts but when they stop,,, all hell breaks loose ,,,

#asks #the dinner fic #also pandora is bartys sworn enemy in this #she throws a fork at his head like a dagger #not saying if she misses or not xx #and regulus definitely throws a plate at someone’s head #i think it would be funny if it was a plate of artichokes as a little homage to caravaggio #but we’ll see how it all shakes out #turning the taps on in the bathroom to yell at ur lover but getting no privacy bc everyone else at the party has their ears to the door #brothers battling it out over champagne bottles #caviar being stuffed down peoples pants #absurdity and ridiculousness and no one is likable #(literally cannot emphasize enough how much EVERYONE sucks) but idc i love james potter anyway #he’s wretched but he could kill everyone at that dinner table and tbh that’s his right xx

[yourstreetserenade]

I'd rather have absolutely no reviews at all than "reviews" like this that just say "more!" or "update!" They will absolutely not encourage me to write more or update faster.

#im sorry if this sounds bitchy #but yeah #fanfic is like a dinner party and you cook a beautiful intricate meal #you invite people over ans they devour it #and you're proud of that because it means what you made is delicious right #but at the end of the meal instead of pushing their plate away and saying #'this was amazing i loved it what you did on the third course was so unexpected i hope you have another dinner party soon' #they instead say “more!” #even though you spent hours cooking up what they already devoured #they just want more #this is the sort of stuff that made me shelve so many ideas #i internalize a lot and i couldn't juat make 'more!'

[quietwingsinthesky]

i have many many thoughts about rose & tentoo and how their relationship would evolve in this verse. about how you can't just take the love you have for one person and put it on someone else. not even a clone, a regeneration, a metacrisis. about how that doesn't mean you can't love them, or that you can't fall in love with them the same way, but that love has to be for them.

#it is relevant it just isn't relevant. right now. #but i do think about them a lot. #i think about them still living their lives after even leaves. think about rose and donna bonding. think about rose working for torchwood #and seeing a new side to jack and new sides to herself as well because she has to be there for the whole CoE thing. #think about tentoo transitioning because she is trans have i mentioned she's trans yet. she is. even doesn't know that yet because they #weren't there but they will someday. #i think about them all being at donna's wedding. and about a rose noble who grows up knowing the woman she took her name from. #they're a fambly.......... #i think about rose actually not keeping the whole doctor/aliens/mind wipe for your own protection/etc thing from tentoo for very long #about how working through both that being kept from her but also how it was killing rose to do that. how rose had to tell her. #is a fundamental part of what they build everything on now. they grow together. #i think about donna missing someone who isn't there and how sometimes with tentoo she feels a little better but it isn't exactly right #and how as time goes on. that feeling goes away more and more. her grief over losing the doctor *increases* as tentoo grows into a differen #person. she is still. fundamentally. the doctor. but she is also johanna tyler. and donna loves her. and still misses the doctor. #and i think. a lot. about that empty space that even leaves behind. about how they aren't there for donna's wedding. #about how they aren't there when rose noble is growing up. about how they disappear one day and no one ever tells rose or donna #or johanna or *any of them* what happened. i think about how they put up missing posters. i think about how rose holds her breath #for a whole year because hell the doctor got it wrong once with her. maybe they're just late. maybe they'll be back in time for christmas. #but even doesn't come back. they keep a picture of even on the mantel. and they do set an extra plate at christmas. just in case. #a lot of times it stays empty but they sometimes have other impromptu guests. martha and mickey and jack. jack comes by a lot. #couldn't keep him away if they tried really. sarah jane comes sometimes too. (sky babysitting rose noble. ough.) #something about. the doctor does have a family out there. if he'd only come home to them. #so does even. they're both going to have to go back sometime. face the music. sit down for dinner. #there's still time. there's still time. #dw oc

[billdecker]

It’s been a really good day today. Got my teeth fixed and now can look at them without having a breakdown. My parents got me a palmistry hand and some fudge from their holiday. Darren found some Kiln Kraft plates and Avril Lavigne in the charity shop. We only bought the plates.

#I have the full dinner service of it but snapped these up #people sell a single plate for over a tenner #agoraphobic adventures #2023 #one of our charity shops does 5 DVDs for £1 #so we bought a few are gonna rip them and then donate them back

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

The crimes I would commit for this man...

#I'd let him have full control of my entire body and just ruin me #I mean his stare here looks like he is about to devour me and my ass is over here already lying on a dinner plate like DIG IN WES #okay this is my last post on the 'ol tumblr for tonight. I gotta get to bed cuz I got work in the morning🙄😭 #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[pettyprocrastination]

Another little lad bag

#tj talks #I've had this fabric for like two years ajd finally said fuck it bebe yoda time #ive got to get over just stashing fabric like a mom does with fancy dinner plates and just USE THEM #craft tag #sorry for all the sewing posts lately lol

[wickerfemme]

Really struck these past couple of days how much my serving sizes have increased compared to previously (and how freely I go back for seconds).

#i had friends over for a birthday dinner last night and just. my plate was just so *full* compared to theirs #having seconds has been a big theme for me today #like. if it's good i'll just have more. more ice cream or another sandwich. why deny myself??

[doolallymagpie]

something vital you need to know about the dracula AU i'll never write is that bobbie's managed to somehow procure two of these by the finale

her man-portable gatling, jimbo's kukri and lizard fashion, plus these impenetrable hides of iron (well, from the waist up or so; that's how they got ned kelly)...someday i'll doodle it, i'm sure

#she made them. the gang stole a bunch of metal pieces from various places they've passed through #heck maybe they procured enough metal that she could prevent herself and holden from meeting the same fate as the kelly gang #(what was that vine? WE SHOT HIM IN THE LEGS BECAUSE HIS SHIELD IS THE SIZE OF A DINNER PLATE) #and naturally she did the final shaping and assembly herself #(for that mental image of victorian-era bobbie getting all hot and sweaty over a makeshift forge...you're welcome) #the expanse #dracula #dracula daily

[mycological-mariner]

*incoherent screams of frustration and tears of exhaustion*

#I bloody hate Christmas #imposter syndrome was so bad at the christmas dinner too I wanted to curl up and die #everyone is very sweet so I can’t complain #but re-enactment is very much a rich persons hobby or at least independently wealthy #I may drop out of doing actual events which. sucks lol #but I can’t afford it #I haven’t been able to afford food for two weeks let alone a bloody uniform #I can still help out. managing the website and etc #but all the things I want to do and love to do I can’t afford #no wonder most reenactors are older well off folk or younger people who’ve been brought up in it #not to mention coming home and finding empty beer bottles littered everywhere #my mums coming tomorrow and shes ain’t given a time for arrival #I gotta work out sleeping arrangements get food clean the house do dishes etc #I just want to sleep? #I really really bloody hate Christmas for many many reasons #but stress of planning and getting shit in order is top of the list #christ #I want December to be Over #just depressed bc now I may not even get to meet up with this group when they’ve been so lovely bc… well fuck man. #just so much on my plate rn. I haven’t been able to relax. oh well. no choice but to do what needs doing #I just wish it wasn’t so much that needed doing #no wonder I’ve been having heart troubles

[localdorkincombatboots]

Losing a family member or a partner is already literally one of the worst parts of life we have to go through but being the person(s) that have to also handle all of the legal, formal, and financial parts of it makes it so much fucking worse like rubbing salt in a wound.

Like here I know you're devastated and grieving but also you need to fill out assloads of paperwork and get things set up immediately and figure out how to pay at the very cheapest $1k for a cremation without even being able to give the person you loved a proper funeral because it costs thousands of dollars more, and having to call Medicare and all the other govt. places to report her death and so fucking much that has to be handled.

Honestly everyone needs to find a way to teach themself at least the basics of everything that has to be handled after death because your family or partner could be perfectly fine one day and then all of a sudden an accident happens like a fall or wreck and it could all fall on you to handle every single thing.

And not a single part of the process is easy which only makes what is already one of the hardest things to go through in life exponentially worse.

And, death is so extremely expensive. Literally the cheapest possible cremation we can find is $995 and that's no funeral or anything just straight to ashes in a box.

You don't want to be struck with such a tragedy and have zero knowledge of what will become your responsibility to handle and pay for.

I know it's awful to even think about your loved ones dying but not knowing what to do when it happens, because death is the one thing that happens to us all and it can happen at literally any time, will only make everything worse and harder for you.

If you know you will be responsible for handling someone's affairs after death, take the time to actually sit down and discuss how they would want you to handle it and seriously consider looking into some kind of life insurance, even if it's not for much, because creation and funeral services require payment upfront and this isn't something that can be put off until you can afford it. Wether or not they had a life insurance policy could be the thing that could completely fuck you financially especially if you were already struggling.

#death #dying #i dont know what we're gonna do im gonna have to make another post asking for help because we absolutely do not have $1000 #but it needs to be paid #im trying so fucking hard to keep myself going but this is all literally just the fucking worst #its been 29 and a half hours since she fell. 30 hours ago everything was fine and normal and we were just eating dinner like any other night #she didnt even get to have her dessert which i was literally finishing up making for her when it happened #i ran to her as fast as i could and i called for help and i tried me best to help and stop the bleeding but she hit her head too bad and #there isnt a single thing the drs can do except keep her as comfortable as they can until her heart stops #as she lays there twitching #no im not okay #i know there isnt anything different i couldve done that wouldve saved her but god damnit its all just fucking horrible #its been just over a full day since it happened and i still almost cant believe it fucking happened #it hurt so bad when i first got up and remembered i dont have to make her breakfast today #it hurt every single time i walked by or glaced at her bedroom door #or realized it was just a bit too quiet in the house cause her tv isnt playing the gameshows she loved to watch #or didnt have to make her a plate for dinner or bring her any dessert #jaye shut up