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articstyx · 1 year
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weeks before margaret's passing
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nostalgic-shamefest · 9 months
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What your favourite Better Call Saul character says about you according to me:
[hyper specific]
Jimmy: people didn't come to your childhood parties and even though you got really popular in college that feeling never left you
Kim: you thought I was gonna say over achiever? nope. But your older sibling is
Lalo: horny get help. / Incel to phonk edit to gay pipeline
Nacho: you're silly but you wish you were serious. You think a lot about how you would die easily in the apocalypse.
Gus: you go on webmd for fun and say slay when you're sad
Chuck: you suck ass and you're the grammar police
Rebecca: you go on incognito mode and search "how to be the cool aunt"
Howard: you've got the kind of daddy issues where your dad was too good of a person
Mike: you've got regular daddy issues and you say "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" unironically
Tuco: you'd like to top a butch cis man so bad it makes you look stupid
Marco: you always wanted a pet lizard
Leonel: but parents bought you a goldfish instead
Manuel Varga: you want to volunteer at the community center but you keep making up excuses and you don't
Francesca: you like being told what to do. You had a crush on your principal growing up
Huel: cracking jokes is your coping mechanism but you carry a deep sadness within you
Bill Oakley: you're getting too old to call yourself a twink and that's giving you a mid life crisis / you're a mom of three
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dufrau · 1 year
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Ronance Fic Master List - Titface/Dufrau
So originally I planned to just write one tiny little thing to clear the Ronance rot out of my brain but that turned into two things and so on and so forth and basically i have written a lot of ronance fics at this point and it makes sense to put them in a pinned post, so that’s what this is. Under the cut you will find much ronance.
Short Stuff
Exile - M - 3K -  A quiet little first kiss scene post s4.
Slowly, and The All At Once - T - 3.5k -  The next 10 years of Nancy Wheeler’s life, in brief.
I Wish I Was the Moon - M - 2.5k -  Nancy Wheeler always got what she wanted, and it was never what she really wanted.
Linens And Things - T - 2.5k - The color pink and first kisses.
If We Were Crocodiles - T - 4.5k - Valentine’s Day library flirting.
love minus zero/no limit - G - 1k - just a little love letter to nancy wheeler
if you look (and know what to look for) - T - 4k - prompt fill “water tower at midnight”
In Spite of Ourselves - E - 4.5k - soft domestic sort-of-smut
Retail Therapy - T - 3.5k - flirting at Family Video
Harpoon - G - 3k - vignettes about wanting things
Old Soldiers - T - 1.5k - Nancy character study. pstd and sports references.
A Goo Incident - T - 4k - patrol fic/proposal.
Turns - T - 2.5k - A game of Never Have I Ever. Sort of.
Medium to Longer Stuff But It’s Still Short Because That’s What I Do
Red & White & Blue & Gold - T - 9k - 3+1 times Ronance said “Hey. You wanna get out of here?”
Entirely On Purpose and According To Plan - E - 14k - A stakeout. But like, in a sexy way.
Oh Baby, It's All A Catastrophe - T - 6.5k - Halloween chaos.
Wanna Do Right, But Not Right Now - M - 8k -  Cozy campfire post-college makeouts.
Molotov - E - 10k - Apocalyptic fighting and fucking on a drug dealer’s couch.
tits out for annie oakley - E - 9k - Post s4 hurt/comfort smut.
you're covered in sun and I forgot my camera (wishing it was real) - E - 9k - timey wimey smut
high noon baby - E - 9.5k - pool party adjacent smut
Orange Crush - T - 7k - midnight phone call fic descending into chaos
Resolution - E - 10k - new years eve smut
Incredibly Wholesome, Actually - E - 7k - this is just smut there is no plot
All Things Go - M - 6.5k - jancy breakup, nancy finds independence, eventual ronance
hanging on the telephone - E - 7k - phonance smut
when you need a train it never comes - T - 11k - 4+1 ronance getting to know each other by the train tracks
We Took That Holy Ride) Ourselves To Know Series aka Bigfootverse (complete)
Nothing But The Whole Wide World - M - 11k - "I want to find Bigfoot," Nancy said. 
One Too Many Mornings (and A Thousand Miles Behind) - M - 13k - Nine days before Nancy Wheeler said "I want to find Bigfoot," Robin screwed Vickie from the marching band in the back seat of her parents' Buick. 
What's One More Time - M - 4.5k - All of that, maybe, added together, the sum of it, was what had Robin picking up the phone next to her bed and dialing a number in the dark she had memorized but never used."
There's A Train Leaving Nightly Called When All Is Said And Done - T - 10k - They had met, really met each other, in the springtime. And they had only ever really known each other in the summer.Nancy had never really seen Robin in the winter.
You Are My Home  aka the TLOU Bill & Frank AU (complete)
My Piece of Land - M - 24k - Ronance TLOU Ep 3 Bill & Frank AU where they are middle aged apocalypse lesbians 
Into Dust - M - 6k - TLOU Nancy’s Barb origin story, the thing that made her who she is in the main fic. 
Different Days - M - 11k - TLOU Robin POV and backstory
Count Them - T - 1.5k - Fluffy vignette about chickens
Stuff I Posted Only On Tumblr
tenlark wedding night - t - 1.5k - just a little scene based on eskawrites erathia au within their fic this story that we found ourselves in
incredibly silly smut prompt - m - 600 words - this is just very stupid but i stand by it
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gecckarts · 10 months
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the skrinkly <3 the blorbo <3 Zinnia Oakley my beloved and such a reasonable, normal character (<— the worlds biggest lie she literally wants to kill ppl and cause the apocalypse )
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turbo-overkill · 1 year
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I am sorry if this isn't a good question, but if you're ok with it could you please give any information about being against the author (not writing the name so it won't show up on search) you were posting? I don't really follow him or his works so I have never heard of any controversy about him before and would like to be cautious if I ever interact. Thank you for your time whether you answer or not
Dw this is a valid question! here's a post detailing the shitty stuff he's done
apart from that, I also just find him annoying in general. He's also made quite a few weird posts, like the four horsemen of the apocalypse causing Covid-19 ask, or this one.
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helleborerain · 1 year
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When Dawn Settles: Brief Character Info
(Please Keep in mind this is a WIP for my VN, and changes will most likely take place)  
This will be reposted as designs of characters will be released
I have only officially released Silas so far as a character. While characters are still in the works, I have the rough draft of all the characters down so far. They will of course need to be altered and tweaked a bit before I start officially creating the demo, but I wanted to release some brief information about them.
There is at least six romantic interests (Silas, plus the five Romantic Survivors that MC has teamed up with). I am considering making the secondary antagonist at least ‘chase’ after the MC.
I would also like to point out....
While Silas had the potential to be the most dangerous or destructive love interest, that doesn't necessarily mean the others have a clean history or the best morals either.
Below are listed characters and rough draft of their plots
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MC (Main Character) (Default Name TBA) 
 They are survivors of the apocalypse with five others. They are either helping the other five get ready to move camp or interacting with Silas. They live in a small bedroom on the second floor that faces a shed and the open meadows of the village. They were originally a scout who watched out for zombies, but with less than two zombies showing up a month, they help the other survivors with tasks so they all can leave for the city.
MC is a character made to represent whatever the player wants. MC is the character that the player controls. Their actions and dialogue of the player.
The player will be able to select the gender of the MC, as well as their preferred pronouns.
I haven't created an official design for MC, but I will most likely play around with an AMAB, AFAB, and Non-binary design for fun
I do plan on creating an empty sheet where anyone can create their own version of MC when things are a little bit more established.
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Silas
Age: Mid-Twenties
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Weapon/Skills: Machete and Manipulation
You weren't aware there was another survivor in the area until this unknown man saved you from a zombie. Though in all honesty, you aren't sure where he came from. He's tattered, pale, and almost sickly in appearance.
But he seems kind, and helpful, and he has kept you safe. Something just seems off about him... Oh well. He is helping your group move to the city after all.
He's oddly cold to the touch…maybe that's why he calls you his Warmth.
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Oakley
Age: Late Twenties (28-29)
Pronouns: Any
Weapons/Skills: Skillet and Housekeeping
The pacifist and most caring of the group! They aren’t much of a fighter but what they lack in fighting and guts, they make up in kindness, creativity, and interpersonal skills! They have even found a way to preserve a small garden! Oakley mostly is found throughout the farmhouse and has taken up the living room couch as their room. They are the best cook, and cleaners, which they feel is the only reason why they have been allowed to stay in the group.
If you’re in need of cheering up, a hot meal, or to decompress, Oakley is the best person to go to! Though their positivity can be somewhat unrealistic and forced. They mean well of course. After all, good things happen to those who wait...
Right?
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Dominick
Age: Young Adult (think 19-20)
Pronouns: He/They Him/Them His/Their's
Weapon/Skills: Screwdriver and Speed
The Runner of your group. He is the fastest out of the five survivors. Dominick is usually tasked with gathering supplies from the abandoned gas station. Dominick is usually quiet, and when he’s not out on a run, he’s up in his room which is the attic of the farmhouse. He’s extremely useful to have if you need supplies!
They have an obsession with a small hand-held radio, that he had been working on since everyone first got on the bus. He hasn’t exactly explained why he tinkers with it, but when it does work, it seems to pick up on the city’s radio station. only to tear into static seconds later. While everyone has told him to give up on it, he continues to try and fix it desperately.
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Theresa (Tessa)
Age: Mid-Twenties
Pronouns: She/Her/Her’s
Weapons: Drugs/Needles and Medical Knowledge
Good thing you all have a medical student in your mix! Tessa is extremely helpful when it comes to healing anything from cuts, to colds. The only reason you all have probably managed to stay alive is because of her brain. Soft spoken and unfortunately direct, she hasn’t exactly adopted a bed-side manner yet. That’s what school WAS for. But she appreciates patience and humor of the group. She sleeps in the basement of the farmhouse, so she has room work.
It’s not much of a fighters, as her medication can’t do much against the zombies, but she is working on a drug to try and aid against any zombie that crosses her path. She is very determined to personally stop any zombie that she sees. Though she seems paranoid even at the sounds of the foundation settling...
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Valerio (Val)
Age: Mid- 30s (Idk I felt like a DILF character was needed)
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Weapon/Skills: Shotgun and Management skills
Val is the oldest but not so wisest of the group. He’s is the grouchy bus driver, turned Marksmen that got you all stranded in the middle of nowhere. Well, maybe you should be thanking him. After all, if you were in the city when the outbreaks happened, you’d all be dead. Anyway, he figures he’s cool with shooting at any zombie that shows its ugly face up from his master bedroom window.
Though he’s been on edge lately. Maybe it’s because the gas station is running out of cigarettes... Maybe it’s because he’s claiming to see something or someone that’s not there. Just standing in the meadow. Watching you all.
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Legend
Age: Mid-Twenties
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Weapons/Skills: Metal Pipe and Desensitization
...No one knows what his actual name is. He just is determined to go by Legend. Cocky, ruthless, brave, and spirited, Legend is the guard and hunter in the group. He is the strongest in the group. He is willing to use whatever it takes to keep the group safe and to get them to the city which makes him impulsive, and a bit hot-headed.
Legend is also tasked with a lot of the ‘dirty’ work which consists of killing zombies and getting rid of the bodies. He seems to laugh at it or shrug it off. He tries to make a lot of dark humor towards the whole situation. He even jokingly named the figure hiding in the meadow.
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Rx
Age: ???
Pronouns: He/They
Weapons/Skills:Ḩ̸̢̢̨̣͕͇̖͚̫͉͉̜̮̯̟̱͍̼͎̌͗̍̌͋̈́́̐̿͒̐͐̂͒̈̈́̀͠͝͝ͅę̴̨̢̢̨̬̹̟̼͈͓̫̬̬͙͖̼̯̫̤͎̜̰̩͈̞̩̙̣̗̣̰͍̣̲̯͕̟̜̭͔͈̻̼͎̫͍͕̫̖͇͎̥̮̜̝̱̪̖̎̿͒̏̃̀̌̋͆͘͜͠ͅͅ ̷̢̛̳̤͍̲͔͙̻̤̜̣̰͍͕̞͚̣͕̺̠̩̭̺͓̟̙̙̝̩̙̫̣̺͕̩̲̖̥̝̼̟̭̮̥̯͛̅̐͋͊̍̊̂̋̓̀̈́̉̌̿̓͆̍ͅͅͅi̷̧̧̢̧̢̡̠͎͍̺͉͚͉̹̪̯̺̳͎̜̹̭͈̜̲̥̱̝̠̠̩̹͇̱͎͖̣̝̹͎̗̮͔̭̎͌͛̅̓͑͐̍͜͜͜͜͝͝͠ͅş̷̡̨̨̢̧̢̧̨̗̺̱̥͔͍͚̪̰͚͕͓̜̯͙͎̭̖͚̜̙̬̺̻̹̦͕̟̪̗̯̫͍̝̜̘̬̮̙̝͙̪̯̬͈͉͇̺̹̰̯̲̲̺̰̤̻̣̉̈͐͑͛̔͋̈́̇̈́̄́̾͒͋̊̈́͘͘̚͘͜͜͝͝ ̸̢̨̛̛̩̲͇̻̬̻̻̞̬͇̩̻͚͎̗͇̳̪̜͉̻̯̗͎̺̹͂̀̅̋̊̊̍́͐̾͋̈́̾̓́́̈́̑͂̂̽̒̈́̉̂̈́͆̓̌̾̃͊͂̌̓̆͆̉̽̌̈́̑̔͒̏͑͆͌̄́͛͛̿̌̋̇͘͘͠͝͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅţ̷̢̢̡̢̢̨̢̨̧̨̛̻̪͎̹̣͙̤̩͙̜̪͔̮̥͎͇̪̝̯̘̜̬̜̭̳̖̦̲͍̺͔̯̫̠̻͉͕̱͕͕̥͓̞̯͖̜͓̲̠͕̈́͌̀̊̋̌̎̃̊̾̓̏͆͋̔̾̈͋̃͊̎̊̎͌̃̇̍̈̓́̿̾͐͂͆͗̽̾̈́̽̄͋̾̍̈̃̽̂̕̕͘͘͜͜͝͠͝͠͝ͅh̷̡̛̛̤̳̞͍̗̞͍̱̝̯̹̺͕̣͈̰̲͚̤̦̯͓̗̹̰͉͚̟̼̗̣̖̗͇̻̼̖͉͚̖̳̠̯͗̅͆̔̆̾͒́͑̅̐̍̔̋̋̀̏͒͂̿̆̃̈́͗͊̂̀̓̏̍͛͊̐̓̌̽̔̂̍̐̇͑͒̕͘͜͜͜e̸̡̧̧͔̥͚̟̼̫̟͕͉̯̞̦͕͇̜͈̩̫͖̘͙̱̦̤̜̯̥͋͆̌̈̈́͛̄̆̃̑̈́̐́͆̄̐͝͝ͅͅ ̴̨̨̧̧̢̪͔̩̣͔̬̘̤̰͇̹͍̻̜͉̬̱͓̰̭̣͚͍̪͖͉̜̻̭͙̲̹̲̪̞̲̝͔͖͚͙͍͊͊́̂͒͐́͛́́̅̀̋͐̆̽̀̓͋̈́̊̈̇̆̿́̀̉̉͋̏̌͋̆́̎͑́̏̈́͆́̌͐͌͂́͗̀̈́͋͑͌͘͘͘̚͘͜͝͝ͅç̸̨̢̡̛̛̖̬͙̭̘͖͓̜̤̩̠͙͓̱̪͉̥̠̳̱͔̞̺̻̩̜̰͔̯͉̜̭͚̲̝̼̗̯̬̰̤̏̿̔̎́͛̈́̎͊͒̒̉̌̐̈́̂̈́͊̀̃̉͌͂̈́̓̅̇̈́̋́̂̏͒̑̌͒͠͝ͅư̴̧̧̨̨̧̛̟̮̼̥̪̤̭̰͇͖͙͓͙͉̭̺̼͔͉̬̠̲͉̯̘̭͈̖̠͖̟̣̞̯̓͆̉̔̑̍͋̿͆̇̊̐̏́̈́͂͗̂̆̍̍̓͋̋̌̉̓͋̔̑̅̓̏̇͊͌̈́͆̽̇́̒͒̊̏͒͆̈́̀̑͐͋̈́̏̆̓͘̕̚̕͜͜͝͠r̴̨̨̧̛̛̰̠̠͔̼̦̩̙̺̜͍͓͇̭̜̳̫͇̰͎̖͕̰̰̼͖̗̭̬̫̩̥̼͈̦̬̞̘̹̺̜̫̙͍͉͓̤̬͎̬̦͙̯̱̥̤͓͍̿̀͛͐̃̄͒̽̇̂̐̑͛̅͐̓́̈́͆̅̐͗͊̊͌̍̓̄̏̑̀̄̈́̌̍͑̑̾̾̈̄̀́͂̈̽̿͛̎͐́͗̈́̕̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅȩ̶̡͇̜̹̞͙̮̣͓̙͙̱̠̩̼̱̜̟̭̞̞̫̗̣̪̦͈̝͈̭̟̄͑̽̒̆̔̅̂̌̾̊̆̉̈̄̅́̀͋̎̔͗́̔̇̎̀̿̐̐̀̾̎̽̀̇̑̅͛͐̊̈́̚̚͜͝͝ͅ, ̴̨̛̛̛͈̟̗͔̲̳̬̖̜̘̱̲̠͖̟̳͙̞͎̲̥͖̻̝̱͙̳̟͈̣̳̼͇̠͔͈̻̖̈̒̎̓̆̄̈́́̈̂͑̽̈́̒̍̓̀̓͆̊͊͑̾̀̑̉̐̀̈̒͗̂̆̀̂̈̽̀̽̋̏̈́̏̇͒̎͜͜͜͜͝͠͠ÿ̷̧̢̡̛̞͈͍̜͉̳̣̳̲̥͕̯̟̥̺̘͔̤̪̜̳̺͈͉̳̮̫̮̲̞̩̪̺̙͙̳̯̖̟̳̺̦̳̠͉͈̜̽̐̀͂͑̽̉̍͑̈́̐̉͂̌͛̈́͒̊̍́̊̏͗̏̅̌̕͝ợ̸̧̡͎͆̈́̒͑̃̾͛̃̉͌̿̓̈͊͑̊̈́̀̏͊͆̉̈̿͌̑͐̉͒͐̅̈̊̾͐̀̊̔͋̆̑͊̌̋̓̅͗̈̿́̓̌͆̀̋̃͗̕̚͘̕͝͝͝͠͝͝ư̵̛̥͎͕̥̗̙͓͖͓̫͔̲͈̼̲̈́̐́̈́́̎͋̄̈̽̏͊̑̊̋̾͐̍̌̎͊̂͑̈͋͆́̈̈́́͛̅̍̂̊͗̊̏́̅̊͂̈́́͛͒̊̈̕̕̚͝͝͝͝ ̶̧̨̧̡̛̛̯̝̭͈̳̳̫̪͕̥̜͕̰̤̳̙̮̝̥̫̜̮̠͓̰͇̪̭̭̜̜̹͈̤̺̻͍̣͈̱̦̻̭̖̳̱̱͇̹̻̞͈̬̖̱̼̌͑͛̇͂̆́̂́͂͛̐̅̀̆̈́̿͂̽̊͊͆͛̂̃̇̀̄̽̔͗̉̆̅̂̊̌̈͆̄̓̋̀̇͑́̔͑̑͛̈́̚̕̕̕͠f̷̨̢̨̨̧̢̧̛̛͎̤̜̠̟͓̗̥͙̺̹̤͇͍̲̜̜͈̣͈̭͕̳̤̠͍͖̫̲̩̲̰̬͍̻̠̤͙̪͔̫̞̜̱̙͔̺͗̏̾̏͑̍͂̑̂̈́͐̀͐́̊́̈̀̐͆̓̆̄̈́̄̂̍͌̌̅̓͌̂̄̀̄̇̈́̆̐͛̇̽̂̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ö̸̺̱̙̝̯̰́͊̎͑͋̀́̽̓̍̔̄̐̑̈̽͌̅̎̑̆̚͝ͅͅơ̶̧̡̡̛̛̖̙̗͕̩̩̯͕̤͇͋̈́̋̀̆̂́͊̉̓̃̌̍͂͂̂͗̇̔̽͊̽͐͐́͐̿͆̑͆͑́̃͑́̋͋̄̔̔͒̀͐̉͛͊͆́͘̚̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅl̶̢̢̮̺̰̥͖̖̳̻͖͇͓̞̓̓͛̾͊̌̂̊̆̍̒́̇̔̄͛̋͒́͂̽͂̍̅̆̇̀̃͑̒͘̕̕͝͝ͅs̶̨̢̧̢̢̡̡͚̼̮̬͖̖̝̩̜͎̰͖̤̳̦̜̩̱̪̝͕̮̟̟̰͕̩̩̦̠̞̮̘͇͙̲̬͎͎͙̀͋̐̓̌̊̔̎͊̌͆̀̐͛̎̾͑ͅͅ
The unknown that Legend named, is based on the fact that he wears a long trenchcoat and gas mask making him look like a modern plague doctor. He is not trying to hide from you survivors. He wants you to know that he's just standing there and watching you all.
Nobody knows what he wants. 
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emzchaos · 3 years
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Hey Guys, I'm getting ready to start posting Oakley's Apocalypse but I do need to warn you all it will be 18+ and will include Murder and blood and some weapons. Oakley's goal is to wipe out every pre-made townie until it's just her and her wifey. Oakley is an evil sim and she is on the road through a very dark path.
Please be safe and Block the next few tags if you don't wish to see this go down or are underage. I want everyone to be safe, this is my warning as I love you all and don't want to trigger anyone.
Oakley's Apocalypse
tw: blood
tw: townie murders
tw: death
tw: weapons
tw: death mentioned
cw: drugs
To Everyone else let's Kill some townies.
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wolvereaux · 3 years
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happy hauntings!
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opencommunion · 2 years
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Violet Oakley, The Great Wonder: A Vision of the Apocalypse, 1924
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andie-cake · 3 years
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Right, so it's pretty well-agreed upon that there's literally NO way Emma could've been the android in TGWDLM.
But like, can you imagine how fucking hilarious it would've been if she WAS?
Like, Cup of Poisoned Coffee starts up, and Emma 2 just IMMEDIATELY grabs Nora and Zoey by their necks and YEETS them over the counter. Paul is watching on completely dumbstruck, and Emma 2 is just like
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And then they go to alley and Paul's just like "what the FUCK was that about!?", and Emma 2 says "So, funny story! I'm an android from the future, and I murdered the original Emma so I could take over her life! Nbd, nbd". Meanwhile Paul's over here on the verge of a mental breakdown bc on top of this musical apocalypse, he just found out that the woman he's been crushing on for an undisclosed amount of time is a Murder Toaster from the Future.
So Bill, Ted, and Charlotte pop out, and they SUPER overheard that ENTIRE conversation. But before anyone can really say anything about it, Sam and the cops show up. The SECOND a note leaves Sam's mouth, Emma 2's just like "oh FUCK that", and whacks him over the head with the trash can lid, and probably kills the other cops too. Ted's immediately like "Okay, yeah, she's staying" bc if this really is the apocalypse, having a hyper-competent death machine on your side is a VERY good idea.
They go to Hidgens, and things proceed pretty normally for a while. Paul and Emma's conversation proceeds,,, differently, not really sure what they'd talk about. Anyways, Charlotte comes in.
Infected!Charlotte: It is time, TO DIIIIIIIIIIII-
Emma 2: I THINK THE FUCK NOT, BITCH *immediately beams her in the head with a chair*
She makes quick work of Charlotte and Sam, with No Hesitation I might add. She's a robot, she doesn't give a shit, man. Everyone is slightly horrified, and when Hidgens comes in, still with his cigarette and shotgun, he's VERY disappointed that he didn't get to shoot anything. But he doesn't suspect anything's off. Bill gets the call from Alice, and instead of the debate being "Should Bill go to save his daughter?" it's "Let the goddamn death bot go with you, dude." But she has to stay behind to assist Hidgens in the lab.
Emma 2 is listening to Hidgens go on about the Hive's origins and world peace and all that, and then...
Emma 2: -So if we take it out, will all these things just die?
Hidgens, pulling his syringe out: That's a sound theory, Emma. Which is why it must never leave this room...
*he injects the needle into her neck*
Emma 2, COMPLETELY unaffected: ?
Hidgens: what the fu-
So Emma 2 just straight up fucking STRANGLES Hidgens for trying that shit, he's dead now, no Workin' Boys pitch for him. Paul shows up, and they grab the still-drunk-because-he-wasn't-knocked-out Ted so they can get to the helicopter in Oakley Park. Since Workin' Boys didn't happen, Jreg doesn't show up and drag Paul off and cause Ted to run away like a lil bitch, so they ALL meet the Infected PEIP at the same time. MacNamara shoots Ted, and at first Emma 2 is like "good riddance, honestly", but then Mac starts singing, and yeah she goes FULL Birdhouse scene on the PEIP soldiers (+Ted).
They get in the helicopter, SIGNIFICANTLY more blood-soaked than they were in the actual show at this point. Zoey, still piloting the helicopter but with a 100% more broken neck, points the gun at them, the helicopter crashes, yadda yadda yadda. Emma 2's leg is damaged, instead of blood, there's like sparks and motor oil and damaged circuitry and shit. When she and Paul try to kiss, she coughs up motor oil in his face, which is somehow MORE gross. Paul leaves to go blow up the meteor.
Two weeks later, Emma 2's in the hospital in Clivesdale, and PEIP has repaired her leg. Emma 2 asks if Colonel Schaeffer is gonna say anything about her being an android to the public.
Schaeffer: Your secret's safe with us, Kelly.
Emma 2: Okay thanks, but why'd it have to be Kelly? I liked my old name!
Schaeffer: Well, last I checked, it wasn't YOUR name in the first place.
Emma 2: wow, okay, rude
Schaeffer tells Emma 2 that she'll be escorted to Colorado by "Ben Bridges", Paul comes in, he and Emma 2 hug it out, and then...
Infected!Paul: 🎵 Emma, I'm sorry, you lost... 🎵
Emma 2: Paul?
Infected!Paul: 🎵 Emma, I'm sorry, you lost your way- 🎵
Emma 2 yeets him through the window, roll credits.
Basically, with Emma 2, TGWDLM becomes the absurdist comedy story of the android from the future who survived the musical apocalypse through sheer lack of tolerance for the Hive's bullshit. Thank you everyone, I'll be here all night.
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X-Men v2 41 (1995) . Legion Quest part 4 Dreams Die! . Written by Fabian Nicieza Penciled by Andy Kubert and Ron Garney Inked by Matt Ryan Colors by Kevin Somers and Digital Chameleon Lettered by Bill Oakley and NJQ Edited by Bob Harras . Legion had travelled back in time to stop Magneto from ruining Professor X's dreams, and it ended with him accidentally killing his own father... . #xmen #marvel #superhero #90s #legion #professorx #storn #comics #andykubert #rongarney #fabiannicieza #apocalypse #ageofapocalypse #beast #magneto #bishop #psylocke #iceman (på/i Haifa, Israel) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXvYyOfMEqB/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Episode 15: Babysitters On Board!
The babysitters are on a cruise for tenuous reasons! Karen Brewer lives her best life, Claudia has another questionable romance, and Kristy is... extremely Kristy. Meanwhile we try to reminisce about the teen discos of our youth, but it turns out only Karen was actually cool enough to go to discos, and she says they were terrible anyway.
  Today’s agenda includes: what a chasuble is; we finally settle the question of whether Thomas Hardy is good or not; asserting dominance through nudity; the limits of parental love; unfounded bladder-related accusations; the legend of the mysterious masked dancer; which babysitters we’d want to spend the apocalypse with; weird gender-based seashell policing; a shocking acknowledgment that R-rated movies exist; crimes of tidiness; a very brief cameo from Esther’s kid; we are baffled by American dating etiquette.
  Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.
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kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- casper, oakley, emery
send me three names + a number…
Kill: @emery-gothel. That girl’s not in my grade, is she? She feels like she’s like five. 
Betray: @casperlockex. Also not someone I really hang with, but at least he makes me laugh.
Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @oakleyoaken. Don’t let me down, Broakley!
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aspenfrederickson · 3 years
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kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- Austin, Olivia, Oakley
Kill: Killing people is mean! I have no real attachment to @oakleyoaken, though...
Betray: I already betrayed @livoakens by even considering killing her brother, yikes!
Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @austinfrederickson is on my each and every single team, of course!
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🖊️+Geni!
genevieve “geni” aldaini — the gunwoman.
oh gosh, this is gonna be fun! i absolutely love geni, and i tend to want to go on forever about her. how about a little backstory on this fine thursday afternoon (for any EDT, lol)?
so! when our baby geni was ten years old, a burglar broke into her home. the culprit stole their expensive belongings and shot the family dog, then fled the scene. at the time, she and her family were not home, but it influenced her parents in a way that would change geni’s life forever. 
her mother worked for the sheriff's department, and very much knew how to utilize a gun. her parents decided that it was best for her to learn, too, just in case she ever found herself in a situation where that was her only defense. at the age of ten, she shot her first bullet and hit her first target. perfectly.
little did they know, geni was a mini annie oakley. her ability to aim was incredible, and a little bit scary. this carried on into her late teens, and when the apocalypse hit, she was ready.
finches aren’t scared of guns, but hey! she tried! 
the only person she’s fatally injured was the man who stabbed milo in the prologue, and that definitely weighs on her. 
geni is, naturally, funny. she’s the comic relief, the opposition to milo’s very serious nature. at the same time, she’s spontaneous, easily aggravated, and not used to the trauma her ability can cause, on others and herself. the “gift” can feel like a burden, and sometimes, she wishes she could easily miss. but she tries to laugh it off, act as if she knows how to handle the power that comes with a successful aim. deep down, her feelings are really complicated.
gah, i’ll stop here! i just love her so! much! thank you so much for the ask, friend! x
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