I thought ‘Violence for Violence is the rule of beasts’ was a religious quote and I wrote it in my RE GCSE. I am just now realising, it is a quote from an Obama Dream.
i had a dream that i was walking in a forest and i came across a naked obama and i asked him “what’s happening” and he said “i don’t care what god you choose, but start praying”
the rest of the context is really vague, i remember a group I had to take down, someone with a heavy accent talking about a coworker behind her back, and a snape-like guy who kept wanting to talk to me for some reason (and i kept running away bc i do that)
and somehow in all of this, i ended up in the Oval Office??? and Obama was offering advice or something, and I mentioned how afraid I was to take down this group and he just looked at me with this knowing sort of look in his eyes and said "Those cursed with knowledge are the ones who are burdened with choice" and then my dream did a 180 and changed course entirely but that's another thing
Remember back when everyone was having deep, interesting “Obama Dreams” (wherein Obama shows up in a dream and drops some philosophy or some good lines)? Well last night I had an Obama dream.
I found a $65 bill (like, one bill that was specifically for $65) and it looked janky as hell. Like, the words and letters were all going vertical instead of horizontal, and the images were different. The top of the eye pyramid thing was opened up into a geometric flower . I held it up to the light and the watermark was James Charles (i think???) and some random guy called george. I turned, and Obama was there. I asked him what the fresh hell this was, and he gave me a lecture about the monetary system of the US. I then criticized his design of bills. He defended it, and kinda implied that I was a bit silly for thinking it was dumb (or thinking the bill was real-it wasnt clear at any point if he thought I was dumb for thinking the bill was real or for thinking the real bill looked fake). I pointed out that the $100 bill looks like it was made in microsoft powerpoint
I still don’t know if that $65 bill was real or fake (in the context of the dream)
had a dream the other day that america decided to bring back the poena cullei (death penalty where you sew someone up in a sack with a bunch of animals and then throw the sack into a river) but only for us senators and so every senate meeting just devolved into people shouting "THE SACK! THE SACK!" whenever ted cruz talked
There was a Tumblr mall where every shop was a pun off of a Tumblr (custom Tumblr tumblers, shoe store owned by Obama, etc). There was a ball pit by the food court too.
🎵My bucket list wasn't very long
But hey you can't go wrong
When you have just one goal
And I now I did it!
🎵I met @sonicmega and my soul is screaming
I've met him now, so my life has no meaning
I've met him now, so I'm gonna sit around
And just wait til I die
🎵I met Sean Chiplock, you can't deny I peaked here
I met Sean Chiplock, don't cry if I just disappear
I met Sean Chiplock and he loves me lots
And we travel through time🎵
also have i ever told y’all. i used to have a reoccurring dream w harry styles. and i was like working as an assistant on a talk show. and one day i had to give him a tour but i had really bad allergies. and i accidentally sneezed and knocked myself out cause i tried to turn away from him and was too close to the wall. and then i woke up on the floor and he strangled me without saying anything. and then i would wake up for real. and i had it for like a solid month.