Diavolo: Welcome to the cap store. We have baseball caps, bucket caps, capsized canoes, and sun caps for when you tell lies too close to the sun.
Leviathan:
Leviathan: Lord Diavolo really out here giving fanfiction commenters a run for their money.
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.
Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?
Mammon: Yeah.
Beel: It was delicious
Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.
Solomon: It was Mc's
Mammon: ...
Beel: ...
Levi: ...
Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.
Mammon: What-
Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*
Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!
Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!
Levi: *balled up in a corner*
Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.
Mc: What have you done?
Solomon: Me? nothing :D
Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.
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How I feel coming back to obey me after playing what in hell is bad after some time
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We all are wicked sheeps 😔.
Based on the anime Frieren.
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Kalim: A hollow tummy makes for hollow thoughts, you see.
Kalim: Why don't you join us for a banquet?
Beelzebub: Really?
Jamil, internally: FUCK!
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When you take 3 hours to get ready for demon school…
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Barbatos and Mc are drinking tea in some place in the Demon lord castle.
Mc: *getting very close to barbatos*
Barbatos: ?
Mc: *whispering to him very softly* I swear, if you turn out to be Nightbringer I will open holes in random parts of your room and fill them with families of rats.
Barbatos: *paling*...
Mc: *sipping a sip of tea* Mmm delicious as always.
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✨With the punch of a pentagram I wap bam boom alakazam✨
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