#Officer's Club

[ophierian-vp]

#acmirage #assassin's creed #assassin's creed mirage #officer's club #ubisoft #gamingedit #virtual photography #photomode #gaming photography

[autisticrosewilson]

Thinking about the newer bats (Duke, Cass, Steph, Tim) speculating on Jason's age because he looks like a recently divorced 30 y/o but he's younger than Dick, and he acts like a 50 year old man (he still has a Nokia, out of the loop on Internet and pop culture, primarily listens to dad rock), and after they've exhausted all their guesses Dick breezes in, informs them he's like 24, and then leaves.

The bats then have to come to terms with the fact that Jason NINETEEN when he took over the criminal underground.

#literally THE “he should have been at the club” #he should still be at the club actually #technically he is at the club regularly but he owns it so he's in his office the whole time which really defeats the purpose #dc #jason todd

[wilwheaton]

The 11 year old girl in my house has developed an intense crush on your character from Star Trek. So in case you ever wondered if you had fan girls who screamed when you came on screen:

“But he’s the smartest, handsomest, best boy ever!!! I’m never having a boyfriend because none of them will be Wesley Crusher”

Well this just made my nerd heart, my dad heart, and my Wesley Crusher Fan Club heart grow three sizes.

#wow that's a lot of exploding heart blood all over my office #worth it #wesley crusher fan club

[morlock-holmes]

I will spare the OP of that post on movies about stifling office life more of my ranting because I respect them, but I have more to say about Office Space.

Office Space does not depict a "9 to 5" job, this is a major plot point in the movie:

This is a white collar job where all the workers are constantly subjected to crunch time and seven day work weeks while, at the same time, they spend hours on utterly pointless tasks like changing the cover sheets on reports.

They are subjected to countless tiny indignities for more than half of their waking hours; Milton prefers a different brand of stapler to the one that the company uses and it gets repossessed by the boss.

I have more than one white collar, office job working mutual who has posted about how intolerable such jobs are and how they have worked to escape them.

Movies like Office Space are about the tyranny of the boss; the way that he can subject you to a million tiny little indignities while simultaneously demanding that you pretend that you are happy to work there and see yourself as part of the team that is really actually looking out for you:

What the movie is also about, (and you can definitely add Fight Club in here too, and even The Matrix to some extent) is the psychological effect of spending an enormous chunk of your life enduring these kinds of repeated small indignities and dissatisfactions because, logically and objectively, the pay you are receiving for them is more than enough compensation and the danger of attempting to respond to them and maintain your dignity is not worth it. That's objective fact, and to believe otherwise constitutes a kind of delusion.

The protagonists in both Fight Club and Office Space have simultaneously internalized this to the point where they hold themselves back from any kind of rebellion as impossible, and, at the same time, remain unable to actually believe it; the movies are about what happens when that internal contradiction can no longer be maintained and you reach a breaking point.

PS - I think it is a bit of a "theory of mind" failure to imagine that Hollywood people make movies about petty internal politics, backbiting and insincere friendliness because they like living in Hollywood so much and don't experience that kind of thing there.

#office space #fight club #movies #Youtube

[respectthepetty]

I should've given an award to Oh No! Here Comes Trouble last year for the red thread of a fate, but Unknown's final episodes just solidified that this WILL be a Colors Award this year.

Because I just really love when the colors color so fucking well.

The red stairs were a character all on their own.

Those red stairs continuously showed they were connected.

And it worked so well since Qian and Yuan were black and white.

So every time the red showed up between them, it was just a reminder of their connection.

And that they were meant to be together.

Because with Yuan, Qian is lighter.

Without him, he is completely dark.

That red street brought them together.

It's where their story began, both as brothers, and as partners.

And it was extended even to San Pang and Lili.

Yuan and Qian's light and dark dynamic was constantly reinforced.

Again and again

And when Yuan told Qian not to be afraid of the cracks because that's where the light comes in, it reinforced the whole purpose of this light and dark dynamic.

In Qian's dark world, Yuan brought light. When Qian thought he was flawed, Yuan showed him he was loved. Where Qian thought he was broken, Yuan healed him.

So for Yuan to say that he thinks Qian's mother brought them together, and for us to always see in her red . . .

In a painful way, Yuan is right. Qian is who he is because of the hurt from his mother. Qian would have never met Yuan, would have never protected Yuan, and would have never loved Yuan the way he had if he hadn't been so adamant to never be his mother.

And because of that, Yuan can return that love to Qian (while they are balanced in similar colors)

AND THE BLACK BRACELET! (Since Qian is color coded black, him giving Yuan his color is so significant, and now Yuan is giving him back all that love!)

The red brought them together.

And now they get to sit there in this soft blinding light of love in their soft pinks being happy and in love with each other!

Take your award, Unknown!

Fucking Taiwan, hurting me twice with this damn red thread.

#unknown the series spoilers #unknown spoilers #color coded boys in love #the colors mean things #red thread of destiny #it always connects them #they are destined #unknown the series #unknown #taiwan and this red thread #colors award nominee #no one else is gonna do it better this year #colors award WINNER #I am crying in the club #I am crying in my office #I am crying in my car

[icantalk710]

💇🏽‍♂️🤔

#ore no kao #gay #i was trying to think of tdcc or vaccines lyrics for this but i need to sleep for the office tmrw 😩 #quarterly hair trim announcement it is #did mean to tell the guy not to trim my beard/'stache too much but eh i think it'll grow on me #took a few but liked this one hehe #[also haven't posted one like this in a while #need to do a progress check with the last one hmm] #anyway bye 😴😴 #[alternatively would have done red rum club lyrics too]

[maskedjane24]

Should I wear this to the office?

#office girl #seethrough #no bra club #no bra day #no bra shirt #no bra no problem #free use slvt #free use toy #free use doll #girl in glasses

[sunlit-mess]

too busy in school

#messyr #doodle #artists on tumblr #istfg my schedules are so mixed up being an officer in esports club and trying to keep my academic grades average at the same timeajfhgkg #im just generally bad at time management too #league of legends #ezkayn #hazbin hotel

[melodysbookhaven]

“And the scary thing I have noticed is that some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don’t hate themselves. So that’s why you need to be a little bit brave.”

Mindy Kaling, Why Not Me?

#mindy kaling #why not me #bookblr #bookish #book quotes #books #quotes #bookstagram #booktok #book tumblr #reading #book club #the office #book lover #bibliophile #bookworm #book worm #readers of tumblr #booklr #book community

[gooblenoodle]

HAHEHHSHEHWA IM DEVOURING THIS BOXER! AU KM LOVING IT‼️🗣️ THE ART(IST) IS AMAZING AHAHEJAHSH💥💥💥💥

i couldn’t help but draw jax muahahhaha

the AU is by @burrotello !!!! PLEASE GO CHECK THEM AND THE AU OUT IM BEGGING 🙏

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #tadc au #the amazing digital fight club (?) #IDK THE OFFICAL TAG IS FOR IT #IM SOR SORRY

[incorrect-losers]

Went *Scolding Richie*: We are not mad, just disappointed

Maggie: No, we are mad

Went: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide

Maggie: No, we are not

Went: I’m not a mind reader, Margret!

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #wentworth tozier #richie tozier #maggie tozier #tozier family #source: the office

[best-fictional-band-poll]

The top FOUR bands from this poll will go through! Good luck!

#preliminary round #dungeons and daddies #mean girls #school of rock #the office #this is spinal tap #the wall #club penguin #shugo chara #beck #sonic boom

[thecandlewasters]

https://thecandlewasters.substack.com/

#nmtd #the candle wasters #nothing much to do #much ado about nothing #the office meme #MG #dracula daily #nmtdaily #book club #but it's a literary inspired vlogseries #let's gooooooo

[emzurl]

Please enjoy the full Separation Arc of the Miraculous Office AU (part 6) - a Felinette story!

🚫 DO NOT re-upload or re-post this video anywhere, thank you. 🚫

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This is a pre-reveal, undercover AU where Felix is Gabriel’s son and Chat Noir. In their university years, both Marinette and Felix are still working to take down Hawk Moth. They both find separate evidence linking Gabriel’s fashion company to Hawk Moth’s operation and decide to secretly go undercover in his company. Marinette lands a Production Assistant job while Felix asks his father for a position. Suspicious of Felix’s newfound interest in his company, Gabriel decides to hire a documentary crew to as a way to keep his son in check. This is the story as told through the documentary crew’s lens.

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Intro Arc (Part 1) | Butterfly Garden Arc (Part 2) | Enemy Arc (Part 3) | Allegra Arc (Part 4) | Reunion Arc (Part 5)

#Don't read the tags there be spoilers #ml office au #miraculous office au #felinette #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #the office #quantic kids #miraculous pv #crossover #au #Marinette Dupain-Cheng #felix agreste #ladybug #felibug #claude lemuet #allegra baudelaire #alan thenardier #gorgeous nathan from the gym club #lila rossi #luka couffaine #fanart #my art #animation

[maxybabyy]

Daniel is three weeks into the programme when Scotty asks to join him.

��What do you say then? Should we go for a run like we used to?” He says and nudges Daniel’s shoe with a naked toe. “Get some of those muscles back on you, eh?”

Daniel laughs, hooks his foot around his ankle. He pulls him into his lap, rests his weight on his good leg. “Don’t think I can keep up with you anymore, Scotty. You, me, and my bum knee. Don’t think we’re getting very far, yeah?”

Scotty smiles, rubs a thumb over the LED bracelet he slapped on in case the sun sets before he comes home. It’s better than the yellow vest his mother had told him to wear, but it still makes him feel ridiculous. Scotty, he knows, prefers to run on trails, in the deep woods with nothing but trees and birds to keep you company.

But Daniel cannot do that now.

The forest floor is too uneven for him, filled with broken-off branches and stones the size of his fist. He can barely run a mile on a flat surface, doesn’t want to challenge himself with a broken ankle as well. So he runs by the roads now, always in the vicinity of help if he were to fall.

“Hey, Lance and the fam are coming into town in two weeks or so,” Scotty says and pulls out his phone. He flips the screen around to show him a scenic view of one of the trails they used to take before the crash. A viewpoint over the water, secluded enough that Daniel had gone to his knees without problems, sucked him off until they were both fucked out and satisfied on their way down.

“I don’t know your schedule, never know where you are these days, Ric,” he says, laughs. It feels weird in his chest, bitter to taste, but Daniel laughs with him, doesn’t say the answer nowadays is mostly PT. “But it would be cool if you could come, yeah? Been a while since we’ve done something like this.”

Daniel smiles, tightens the hand resting on Scotty’s hip.

Scotty wasn’t around when Daniel crashed, deep in his training programme for the next circuit of games. Blake had offered to call him, to arrange his flights so he could come and see him before his surgery. But Daniel hadn’t wanted Scotty to see him like that, injured and pathetic, overcome with pain at any movement of his leg.

He had been on crutches by the time Scotty came home, moving by himself and mostly off the hard meds. “Come to play nurse, haven’t I?” Scotty said and clumsily carried him to bed. But even then was a shit time for Daniel, no position suitable for both sex and his knee.

Times like these are when he regrets not involving Scotty more in his recovery. The evasive memory of his crash and subsequent injury, the current limitations he was working with.

“Don’t really think I can, babe,” Daniel says and tips him to the side, Scotty landing on the couch with a bump. He leans down to tighten his shoes, stands up for a quick stretch. “Unless you wanna carry me down?”

Scotty hums, stares at his knee, at the scar making its way down his leg. He looks, puzzled, and Daniel doesn’t know how to feel.

“Yeah, no dice, mate,” he says faintly.

Daniel shrugs, tries to breathe out the bitter frustration. He leans down for a kiss, just a brush of their lips before he’s upright again. “Right, I’ll be off. Dinner later? I will order something.”

He’s barely out of the door before his phone is in his hand, music in his ears as he presses start on the next run in his programme.

“Another day, another lovely run with you. I am coach Max, the Red Bull Running global head coach, and I will be with you every step of this two-mile run,” Max says in his ears, the familiar accent easing him into a different mindset as he lets the built-up frustration bleed away.

“You did not want to be here maybe. Perhaps the weather is bad where you run, and you feel tired today also. But you pressed start, so for the next 1.6 kilometres, I will of course help you to become the best runner you can today, and I think that is the most important thing right now.”

Daniel breathes out, shifts the pressure onto his bad knee, and when it feels good, he picks up the pace, loses himself in Max’s voice, “I’m here, Maxy. Tell me what to do.”

#implied #maxiel fic #maxiel #max/daniel #but currently #daniel/scotty #(i dont know their offical shipname) #remember those stories about people falling in love with their peloton instructors? #Max Run Club au #my fic #fic #my writing #injury cw #coach bennett has my heart #iykyk #scaniel?

[martyryo]

you told him you enjoy his haikus

#artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #art #doodle #pixel #fight club #fight club 1999 #the narrator fight club #I think I've never drawn him smiling before #it looks weird even now #HSVDVWNFBE #did this as a break cause I spent the whole afternoon doing line art and I'm going insane #character blushing smiling and looking away was my shit in middle school help #literally a no thought dodle that I grew affectionated to while drawing so I resized the canvas and made it as a drawing #that's the lore of pretty much every drawing on this blog huhu #I think I gave his eyes too much life but oh well #alternate au where he isn't insomniac depressed and he's just a silly guy in a silly office #love that for him #sparkle on #super proud of the bg #emploding #byebye