#Oh mama! Oh everyone!

[art0block]

Oh my

OH MY!

Quickly, call an ambulance

BUT NOT FOR ME!

ADRIEN! MY BOY! HOLD ON!

#ml spoilers #Seven years. I've been waiting for this seven years AND NOT in vain!! #Oh mama! Oh everyone! #Salters can go and drown in their salt! #I don't care anymore! #Let's go crazy together fandom! #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fandom #ml #ladybag #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #adrien agreste #mlb #ml season 5 #Adrienette

[turtleblogatlast]

My favorite reading of Leo’s “indubitably” tell is that it’s not actually a tell, and Leo just plays it up as one so he doesn’t get called out when he really wants to hide something.

Especially since throughout the series we see him lie and trick multiple times without saying the word once.

I like to think that one time when they were kids Leo happened to learn the word “indubitably” and because he tends to repeat new words he learns, he ended up using it at the same time as he was caught lying. He uses the word again later in another lie, and that’s where the association comes from.

OR- counter argument: “indubitably” is one of his tells, but only for unimportant things, especially when said to family. Long plays, particularly ones with villains, are in a different category in his head.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #bro said ‘oh everyone thinks that’s a tell…well I won’t stop them then 💅’ #lil schemer #absolutely a one off gag type of thing but fun to take further #listen my boy is a lil manipulative and u know what he’s so valid for it #dude pulled off the Lair Games 4D chess play like it was nothing he 100% knows what to do to get people to believe what he says and does #actually while we’re down here can we take a moment to recognize how good a planner he is as well #because in many unhappy returns when he’s setting up he and splinters battle #he (on the SPOT) decides to incorporate Big Mama’s guards into the fight as well…because he came up with a plan to use them on the kraken #like please that’s so???? nah I don’t think I’ll ever get over that

[drlettuce]

Merlin holding aithusa:baby my cute babey

Arthur:Merlin no!

Merlin: my scaly babey

Arthur:put that down!

Merlin: hold our scaly babey Arthur

Arthur: Merlin no where do you get that

Merlin:B-but scaly babey

Aithusa:*rawr* papa!!!!

Arthur:......

Arthur: scaly babey

Arthur:come to papa!!!

#Merlin is a baby #Babey aithusa #papa Arthur #mama Merlin #leon is the responsible uncle #Gwaine is the wine aunt #merthur #what if merlin kept aithusa #what if he managed to convince everyone (Arthur) that it's just a cool lizard he found #then one day aithusa breathes fire and burned Arthur's favorite tunic #Arthur: Merlin that's a dragon #leon: oh yeah no shit Sherlock sire #Merlin:....... #aithusa: :3

[starlooove]

Ok now that we’re talking about the makeup are y’all ready to acknowledge that this entire y2k revival is just based off black trends at the time and that WHITE y2k fashion was different. Like the reason ppl shit on the fashion you wanna wear now was not just misogyny, it was RACISM! Shit like mcbling specifically! It “fell outta style” bc y’all wore it for 3 months then called it ghetto like you ALWAYS do.

#and they’re doing it again #cause 3 months ago everyone and they mama was a gold girlie and now it’s not ‘classy’ #Like fuck y’all #don’t get me started on ‘teeth’ jewels vs grills #be so serious #even chains #like y’all wanna appropriate that aesthetic and then buy the daintiest most brittle shit possible bc god forbid u say it with ur chest #whateveeerrrrre #and it wasn’t just anti blackness like specifically on the makeup thing the way y’all treated latinas was sooooo #Cholas and hoochie mamas need reparations NOW #oh my godd Lana del Ray owes every Latina ever $20 billion in cash NOW #don’t get me started on the tiktokers using that stupid ass gangstas wife audio #and saying they was hoochie mamas bc they got some nail jewelry #and brown lip liner #fuck offf

[cassandragemini]

here's tulips full ref + some additional doodles. shes just a little guy

#ocposting #my art #oc art #tulip #everyone is legally obligated to like her. shes the size of a pea #oh btw in case i aint make this clear: tadai is her mam #in the second pic shes hiding in her mamas pocket #fairies #fairy #desert fairies #tadai

[wizzardhat]

also thinking about the end of wyll's questline if you save the duke and if you talk to him hes like "well i should confront my father..." and for some reason one of the dialog options is to just be like "lmfao what a daddy's boy. gonna go talk to your daddy? you fucking baby?" i dont think ive ever been more insulted by a mean dialog option how dare you.

#the true crime here is that there is no option to call gale a mama's boy which he 100% is #wyll and his father have such a complicated relationship but gale is just like #oh no im on an adventure i need to tell my mommy. everyone stop i need to mail my mom. my supportive and well adjusted mother who loves me #meanwhile wyll is like i need to go talk to my father whom i love who does not understand the man i am #and they have the GALL to let you call HIM a daddys boy how dare. #although i cant truly be mad because i love that this game really does give you the option to be the worst in every instance. #they built in a contingency of if you hate a character #you can just treat them like shit and get funny dialog instead of having to actually engage with them #which. i personally would not enjoy but im sure lots of people appreciate that and i appreciate that the option exists #still though. how dare you. #bg3

[bbbrianjones]

riccardo patrese at the austrian grand prix. 1979

#riccardo patrese #EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #even my mama thought he was beautiful. took a bit of convincing but we got her there!!!! #he has just the most gorgeous face ever. like oh my god. it could make a girl weeeeeeeeeep

[bloomfish]

Be prepared for a fair amount of Buffy analysis since I'm rewatching (I'll tag this 'btvs thoughts' if anyone wants to blacklist) and it's simply that few other Medias have ever had such a grip on my brain and to me is Most Analysable Series of all time. I have so many thoughts about it, so many intense mixed feelings about it, and for all its flaws (which honestly make it MORE worth thinking about imo. It's like a toxic relationship lol the highs are so high and the lows are so low) I just think there's nothing else like it. Even other whedon shows, firefly is good and I love it but not nearly as much, which tbh just proves to me that Joss Demon wasn't really the sole driving force behind Buffy's unmatched brilliance although obviously he was a major factor. anyway. Truly the most intense love-hate relationship I will ever experience

#its so funny/tragic that he hated spike so much but everyone loved him anyway #he tried his best to make him hateable and everyone was like no i love that pathetic mamas boy #him literally physically assaulting james marsters bc he was mad about his character being popular.... #aka being more popular than his self insert xander #also im not going to preface everything w a disclaimer of how much i hate joss demon as a person that should go without saying #nor am i ignoring the Problematic Aspects trust me they have plagued me for over a decade. ive suffered #btvs thoughts #btvs #oh and apart from firefly and angel (which im just including) nothing he's done has been that good lol. #i enjoyed dollhouse but it def fell short of what it was trying to do #but either way I don't believe that being a shit person is a necessary reflection on the quality of someones work #i think that of itself is a lazy and irresponsible way to interact with media. bc it's a lie. so it inhibits objective criticism

[nuclearnerves]

my alter came to me and said "CAN I GIVE MY SELF INSERT OC DID" and I went "what? how the fuck are we gonna explain that to people" and she went "BIDEN.... BLAST!!!!!!" and hit me with a wave of dopamine so strong and overpowering that I blacked out and woke up to this completely and fully illustrated and went "god damn it. yeah whatever its fine."

#alia #li #kina #jackop #mama #aling #starkeeper #i have a lot of paranoia about posting this #i havent even shown it to some of my closer friends #i dont think my alter now has splintered into alters. i think these are just characters. #she likes to create and have fun and colors and organize and i dont want to stop her if it makes us happy #i dont fully understand whats going on but i know its a nice fun feeling good thing #jesus christ i literally cant remember almost everything before turning 18 and im still sitting here like 'what if this means im faking :'( #shut up dude youre mentally ill. a normal person wouldnt make this #someone whos faking doesnt read articles about DID and read comics about DID and go 'oh wow this is so relatable!!!' idiot #other peoples opinions about you does not make you a bad person. your actions do. and this is not a bad action. #this is a good fun enjoyable action. you are doing something that makes you happy even if its not for everyone its for you. #hi sorry if you are reading these tags drop a like lol #did osdd #colorkeep

[havvkinsqueen]

CONTINUED FROM HERE

---☁︎｡⋆｡ Chrissy felt like she watched every emotion cross Max's face that she hasn't let any one else know she felt. Everything hidden so that the younger teen could appear to be strong. Truthfully, the two teen weren't dissimilar when it came to that. Max displayed it through the appearance that she didn't need help. That she was invulnerable. Chrissy? She hid things behind a smile, as always. She was good at it, that's how the blonde hid her curse from Vecna. It's how she hid for so long.

--- "Neither should you," she pointed out, voice unusually solemn. The older girl gave a sad smile to @zoomingupthathill as she watched her carry the weight of everything she went through. A similar weight Chrissy herself had to carry, but much younger. And for that fact alone, it hurt her heart.

--- "It's all a lie, honestly," Chrissy admitted when Max finally spoke again. "I'm used to acting like everything's fine," she confessed. And that was probably part of the reason why she was chosen as a sacrifice. "You can ask Eddie, though. I tend to be really," what was the word he used? "Somber." The blonde really wasn't much of a talker, but she owed Max some candor, especially since Max understood more than anyone else. "I deal with nightmares near every night. I'm scared. I'm just surviving the way I know how to; How I have before." She gave a shrug. "It helps to have Eddie to talk to. I don't all the time, and more often than not I act like nothing's wrong, but. I know he's there if I ever feel like talking."

#friday night and everyone's moving */ PARA #zoomingupthathill */ #max mayfield */ ZOOMER #oh mama dear we’re not the fortunate ones */ GROUP VERSE #// this got long so don’t feel like you have to match length

[poptartmochi]

until proven otherwise, i am assuming gortash speedran mephistopheles' lair with durge. and also. their funny little magician augusta

#sriracha.txt #they later ba sing se her about the whole thing because she has never had to lie in her life #baby believes in the sacred power of the truth and well. that cannot work with the Way of Things lol #OH. so maybe that's why claudia dies. because Claudia Knows the Truth + is going to fracture augusta's Understanding of Events #she said mama..... what the fuck were you doing at the devil's fee 🧐🧐 and augusta's like wha huh :o what WAS i doing at the devil's fee?? #SO....... does gortash have cesare kill her...... as like some fucked up walter white maneuver.. #AND AUGUSTA CATCHES HIM.................... WHICH IS WHY CESARE DIES...................... #head in the hands.. #this is effectively speedrunning the augusta soap opera + agustin transition BUT... believe #i like that gortash is playing the most fucked up 5d chess with the hhune's and then being soooo evil angelic with everyone else #claudia's like I Know What You Are Little Man >:( and gortash decides immediately that she is going to mysteriously disappear in the next #seven months. meanwhile the rest of the patriars are like 😒😒 gortash eugh.. or they're like yaaay gortash 😍😍 #Meanwhile....................... the emperor in the book cooking up the most insane manipulation plot EVERRR #he said you did NOT comingle with augusta for 12 years like ME.. you will Neverrrr manipulate that sweet draconic magic like I CAN!! #🦖 #bg3 spoilers

[todayisafridaynight]

Anyone else thought about Ryuji and Aoki kissing?? I can see Ryuji just not taking any of Aokis shit... Fellow Aoki enjoyers.. plz tell me someone else thought about this

anon i think youre flying solo on this one. Respectfully. But maybe im wrong who’s to say Not Me

#snap chats #aoki would hate ryuji Because ryuji doesnt care LMAO #aoki didnt even like tendo they were just able to work together long enough #aoki promised tendo some power and tendo was willing to play ball until he got it #ryuji coulda just told aoki to suck his nuts before going off to do his own thing #ryuji’s plentiful more reckless than the other omi aoki had under his thumb #In An Ironic Sense maybe its cause they were older: aoki got beef with geezers lol #meanwhile ryuji’s his age. fucked up to think bout but Yeah #oh my god hang on laughing at everyone in this franchise having parental issues #yall think ryuji would be cross at aoki being a bitch to his dad/s cause on one hand ryuji hate HIS dad #but he do love his mama… and his lil sis.. for the five seconds he knew her.. #he a family man. while aoki is not. let violence ensue LOL #anyway maybe im wrong idk anyone else in the crowd wanna step up on this one

[touchmycoat]

I'm thinking about the Pride & Prejudice AU where obviously SY transmigrates as Jane and SJ is Lizzie and he's like ah, babygirl, you've got protagonist energy written all over you I'll distract the polite smiley dorky Mr. Yue at the ball for you while you nurse your ire for rich handsome rudefuck Mr. Liu, Mr. Yue's good friend, and oh obviously LBH is the soldier that comes to town having ran off with LQG's sister once before and--

suddenly brain utterly convinces itself that Hua Cheng is Lydia, and no he doesn't need to run off with Binghe, but he fully elopes the moment XL shows up and that's that

#SY wifebeams everyone #so the rest of the pride and prejudice plot doesn't exactly work out #also he keeps thinking YQY's his love interest and sure YQY's not NOT interested but #he and SJ has HISTORY okay? #also LMY eloped for reasons and Binghe was helping her cover it up #and didn't tell LQG #so that's a whole misunderstanding as well #oh oh and SJ refuses to entrust SY with anybody but YQY who's the most bearable of the lot #hahaha what if perspective flip it's transmigrator!SJ #also weird reincarnation vibes where wherever SJ came from there's a YQY #they're exes #but also in YQY's memories of his youth there is SJ #they're not the same one to each other but hey there's still a connection #but now he's Angelica-ing it bc he thinks SY likes YQY so he has to make nice with the other boys #anyways I just want HC-Hong Hong'er galloping off with soldier XL on a white horse #'good bye mama i'm off to live a life of sin i HOPE he gets me pregnant'

[fefairys]

the three little bears are in the first shrek movie, but it is a different set of three little bears than in puss in boots: the last wish, and we know this because in shrek, lord farquad kills mama bear and turns her into a rug. in the wedding reception dance party at the end, we can see papa and baby bear dancing, and mama bear is gone. so either papa bear remarried or they are a separate set of three little talking bears. awesome.

#shrek #puss in boots #just thought everyone should be refreshed on this. in case u forgot. #i just watched shrek and at the beginning i was like 'oh! the three little bears!! and then they show up again!!' #and then they show mama bear as a fucking rug on lord farquads floor and im like OH. OKAY.

[lxm-memories]

HE

HE

HE

HIM

OHHMYGOD MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOI DONT WORRY YOU'LL COME HOME TO ME SOON YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL

#IKE EVELAND #HE #THE MOST GORJUS BEING IVE SET EYES UPON #IM SO #HES SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD #MY MONEY OS READY IVE BEEN STALLING HALF ANNI GOOD FOR THIS #TCB MAMA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU #LUXIEM #IM #EVERYONE HAS TO SEE MY BIRTHDAG BOY MY OSHI LOOKING ADORABLE #SOBS ON THE FLOOR

[devilishdelights]

thinking…….

#i am not writing fic for this fandom help #like……. #my mind won’t shut up about the possibility of the first time never vanishing #and mc just knocks on mama door and opens it to find barbatos’s room. it takes awhile to click bc i imagine it’s been so long #then they’re like oh shit. oh shit. and have a complete breakdown #bc like. it’s an absolute mindfuck. i hate it so much. it’s so. angsty. but it’s sooooooo. interesting #also an au where mc doesn’t go up the stairs and belphie uses more and more demonic ways to convince them to go up there #like giving them sleep paralysis or making them sleep walk. #i want the horror!!!! #fuckin typos 😭 timeline* mams* #like what do you think the og timeline is even doing rn. to keep my sanity i imagine it dispersed and merged with the past when mc died and #merged w/ past mc’s body? #but afaik.. the og timeline is still going. mc didn’t come back bc they live in the past timeline now. #i imagine mc going to barb saying yo? bring me back to the og timeline? and he says it doesn’t exist anymore and that they have to stay here #breakdown ofc. eventually copes and adjusts. they’re fine. years down the line they somehow get back to the og timeline and realize barb #just fuckin lied #mc suffers and they should show it methinks #AND they’re all the way at the beginning too. #then happy ending bc i am the writer i forcibly merge everyone together so they’re all in the same timeline and mc doesn’t have to choose :) #obey me