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callsignmercy · 1 year

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The voicemail - Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin.

Prompt: Jake calls you to tell you he still loves you after ten years.

Words: ~2.5k

Warning: slight mention of death but nothing serious.

Note: I’m sick and I feel like shit so I wrote a shitty piece. I don’t like this and probably will edit it later but anyway here it is. Please don’t copy of repost my work. English is not my first language so apologies for the easy vocabulary and bad grammar.

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The voicemail went like this: “Hi it’s me. Uh it’s uh- it’s Jake. Seresin. I don’t know why I’m calling really… I think I just wanted to hear your voice. It’s been so long since I’ve heard it… I’m sorry we broke up. Truth is, I should never have done it. I should have known that I would never stop loving you even after all these years. But you might have moved on since then, and if you’ve found someone else I’m happy for you really. Forget I ever called, it was a mistake. We’re going on a top secret and insanely difficult mission for Top Gun in a few hours and truth be told I’m terrified. I wish we could’ve had more time together but those few high school years were worth it because you were there with me. I should have never made that stupid decision of leaving you when I got into aviation and I’m sorry. I hope you can forgive me. Anyway I don’t have much time and I’ve been drinking a little so, forget I ever called. Another thing I shouldn’t have done. Anyway, bye.”

Jake Seresin, whom you haven’t talked to in about ten years after he broke up with you when he joined the navy just called you to tell you he shouldn’t have left you? What the hell is happening?

You were trying to understand what came through his mind to gather up the courage to call and confess to you after so many years, and just hours before probably dying.

No but how dare he? Seriously! You were fuming. Admitting his love for you after a decade like it was nothing while casually telling you he might never come back?

But who were you kidding really? Of course you loved him back, you never stopped thinking about him actually. Even after ten years he was still in the back of your mind. But anyhow, how dare he break your heart like that? You contemplated calling him back but decided against it. You didn’t want to ruin his mission which he said could potentially be fatal. Oh God. You couldn’t dare think about the love of your life potentially dying.

Suddenly you jumped on your feet, packed a few clothes and took your car keys and drove away. After all Miramar was only two hours away…

When you woke up in the late morning and listened to his voicemail you knew he had already left as he had called the night before but you decided to go anyway. Wait for him. Wherever.

You arrived at Miramar in the late afternoon and stopped at a navy bar to get something to drink.

“Hi, what can I get you hun?” The bartender said. “A coke please.” You replied. “I’m Penny by the way. Did you come for the holidays?” “Nice to meet you, I’m Y/N. Actually it’s a spontaneous and maybe incredibly stupid decision that I took about two hours ago for someone that will probably never show up here.”

Penny seemed confused. “What do you mean?” She asked. “An old boyfriend of mine, like ten years old boyfriend called yesterday to tell me he regrets breaking up with me and also casually said that he was going on a mission that he could probably never come back from. He’s a pilot for the navy by the way. And so I don't know why I decided to come here to see him even though I know they’ve already left.” “Yes they left this morning.” She replied and your head shot up to look at her. She had a sad smile on her face. “I rekindled with an old boyfriend of mine too that flies for Top Gun and so he told me he might not come back. They left this morning.” She explains.

“And how do you manage something like that? What do you do?” You ask. “The best thing is hope. You know Top Gun pilots are the best in the world, you just have to trust that they’ll succeed and come back to you.” “And what if he doesn’t? What if he never knows that I came here for him, that I still love him?” Tears were slowly making their way up but you fought them, not wanting to appear vulnerable in front of a total stranger. “Who is it you’re waiting for?” “Jake Seresin. You know him?” She smiles. “Yeah I know him, he’s cocky but he’s a nice guy and I’m sure he’ll come back, especially if he didn’t get an answer back from you, I swear he’ll come back to get it.” You laugh at her answer. “Do you know how long they’ll be gone?” “No idea, Pete didn’t tell me. But I’m sure they’ll come here as soon as they come back stateside.” “Can you recommend a place to stay while waiting for them?” “You’re going to stay in Miramar?”

“Well I can’t possibly go back home and come back here every single day.” “You’re right. Well, there’s a motel not far from here if you want, or if you’d like you could help me here a few hours a day and in exchange you could sleep on my couch. Your pick.” “Well, It would sure occupy my days to work a little, rather than hoping and stressing all day.” “Then it’s settled, you’ll start tomorrow.” She smiles and you smile back.

“So tell me about you and Hangman.” Penny asks the next day as you were working together. “Hangman?” You replied. “Jake. Hangman is his callsign, they get one when they become pilots.” “Why Hangman?” “I don’t know, you’ll have to ask him I guess.” “Sure. Well Jake and I used to date in high school, we met when we were both freshman and dated until after we graduated but he broke up with me when he signed up for the navy.” “Why?” “He said he was leaving for a long time, that he didn’t think a long distance relationship would work. I cried for days.” “I can understand. Pete and I were just hooking up from time to time back then but when he came back a couple of weeks ago I felt things I hadn’t felt in a long time. It took a while for me to let him back in but now we’re happy and I can’t wait for him to come back.” “ I’m genuinely happy for you Penny.” “Don’t worry, Jake will be really happy to see you too I’m sure.” “I can only hope so.”

After a few days, Penny decided that she wanted to go on a little holiday with her daughter Amelia and left you in charge of the bar. The night wasn’t really busy so you handled things well, serving up patrons and cleaning up tables, hoping yet again to see a certain man come through the doors of the bar.

“So you’re telling me that you left your high school sweetheart a voicemail saying that you still love her and you should never have broken up with her and in the same sentence telling her she can forget about you ‘cause you’ll certainly die?” “Yes Phoenix, for the hundredth time, I did it and I don’t know why I did it.” That voice sounded rather familiar to you and you froze on the spot, not believing your ears. “Well Hangman, let me tell you yet again how stupid you are.” “Thank you Phoenix I think I’ve heard it enough. I’ll probably never see her again anyway so you can stop talking about it now.” Jake sighs and they all head for the pool table. You watch as Jake walks, talking with the woman named Phoenix, still not believing that it was really him in front of you after so many years.

“I’ll get the first round.” Phoenix says. “Hi, what can I get you?” You ask her. “I’ll get seven beers please. Are you new? I’ve never seen you here before.” “Yeah, I started working here a few days ago. I’m Y/N by the way.” “Natasha, pleasure to meet you Y/N.” You smiled and handed her the beer and started a tab for her.

“Well Jake, if you want to forget all about your stupidity and the high school sweetheart you’ll never see again, there’s a new cute bartender, I’m sure your southern charms will work wonders on her.” “No thanks Phoenix. I’m still going to wait for an answer from Y/N and if she doesn’t I’m going to call her while being drunk again and demand that she answer me.” He replies ironically. Phoenix tilted her head when she heard you name come out of Jake’s mouth. “Well the girl at the bar said her name was Y/N so you might want to check if that’s your Y/N first.” Jake frowned and looked at the bar only to see you, serving drinks to the men on the other side of the bar. His face dropped and his heart skipped a beat at the sight of you after so many years, looking more beautiful than ever.

Phoenix bit her lip in excitement seeing Jake’s face and understanding what it meant. “Oh I love seeing love happen.” She whispers to her wizzo next to her.

Jake didn’t know how to react to seeing you after so long. He might have frozen for a few minutes before Rooster gave him a slight push to force him to go to the bar and talk to you.

He gave the pool stick to Rooster before walking awkwardly toward you. He gets to the bar as you turn around and you stop right then and there.

“You came.” Jake said matter-of-factly. You shrug. “You called.” You replied.

“What are you doing working here? Where’s Penny?” He asks, still not looking away from your eyes. “It’s a long story. How did you avoid death?” You ask. “It’s a long story.” He replies.

“Did you really come here for me?” He asked, hopeful. “I’m waiting for an actual explanation. For why you called me after ten long years to tell me you should never have broken up with me and why you scared the shit out of me by telling me you were probably going to die.” “I’m sorry I did. I just realised that it was the right thing to do, to tell you how I felt and hopefully you’ll feel the same.” “After ten years?” “Yeah well, I never stopped loving you, never stopped thinking about you, never stopped hoping we’ll meet again and nothing happened so I decided to take the matter into my own hands and call you to tell you everything.”

You looked at Jake for a few seconds before being called up at the other end of the bar to serve some people. You think about what Jake just said to you while doing your job. After a few minutes you wipe the bartop and sigh before turning back toward Jake, still a hopeful look on his face looking at you.

“Look I think about you all the time, I’ve got a photo of us constantly in my flight suit and in my cockpit. I constantly think of you when I’m up there. I don’t want to leave this world without knowing what you really feel. That's what keeps me from dying and helps me come back every time. I’ve never stopped loving you and if you want to take me back I swear I’ll spend the rest of my life showing you how much I love you.” “I’ve waited ten years for you to come back, Jake. I’m not going to let you go again.” You say with tears in your eyes. “God I love you so much baby. I’ll do this right I promise. I’ll take you on dates and tell you how much I love you for the rest of our lives and I’ll marry you baby. Right here and there.” You chuckled. “Just shut up and kiss me Seresin.” He smiles from ear to ear and leans in to kiss you tenderly.

The voicemail went like this: “Hi baby. Today is the day and I can’t wait to marry you. I’m so thankful you came back into my life and I’m so thankful you put up with my shit for so long. I love you so much and I’m sure there’s still so many things waiting for us. I love you forever baby.”

You smiled while listening to your fiance/soon-to-be-husband’s voicemail.

Jake had made a habit to leave you voicemails for key moments in your life for you to save and still hear his voice whenever he left for a mission.

“Thanks for our first date. I really had fun with you tonight. Thank you for agreeing to take me back, thank you for still loving me even though I was a total dick with you ten years ago. I can’t wait for all the things we’ll do together.”

“Hi babe. Today you agreed to be my girlfriend again after all these years and I thank God everyday for you. I swear I never thought I’d see you again and even less that you’ll agree to take me back. Anyway, I love you. That’s all I wanted to say.”

“Today we moved into our first house together. Our very own home. Everywhere you are is home for me anyway but being able to wake up next to you every morning will be heaven on earth for me. I can’t wait to decorate it all with you. I love you baby.”

“Jake why are you calling me? Just leave it baby I’m leaving you a voicemail. Oh it’s already on, okay. Hi baby. I’m whispering because you’re in the other room and I don’t want to spoil the surprise for you. I’m about to ask you to marry me. After all, we've been together a while. Plus four years if you add our high school years together. Anyway, I love you so much I hope you’ll say yes. And then we’ll have a beach front wedding like you’ve always dreamed of. I love you so much I could marry you with paper rings but for you I gave it all and I hope you’ll like the diamond better. I can’t wait to put it on your finger. I love you baby.”

You were about to marry the love of your life. In about an hour you were going to call him your husband. And the truth is, you couldn’t wait. But you had one more thing to do before saying yes.

“Hi Jake. For the first time I’ll be the one leaving you a voicemail. You leave me voicemails for me to listen to whenever you’re away from me and I thought I should do it too because a photo of us in your cockpit doesn’t really do the job does it? Well here I am. And I’ve got something to tell you. Soon, I won’t be the only one you’re going to call baby. I checked this morning and I’m pregnant, Jake. You’re going to be a dad. I hope it’ll make you happy. I love you Jake. Forever. I can’t wait to say yes and spend my life with you baby.”

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duckmine · 1 year

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What is each Belcher's + Teddy's episode where they are so annoying, so obtuse, so wack that it seriously makes you want to shake them + the writers?

ooh this is a tough one.. especially because it’s hard to think of one for bob since he’s often the one getting the shorthand of the stick in most episodes, but i’ll try!

Bob:

i think for bob.. it’s at least in season 8, “Something Old, Something New, Something Bob caters for You”.

i wouldn’t say he’s that annoying in it, but it’s the fact he pinned all his security of his job onto this one couple who liked his burgers enough to ask him to cater for their wedding, that it just felt kind of.. sad. i feel like it also just keeps repeating the fact that bob feels he’s unsuccessful and bob ignoring that he’s kind of his own problem in the matter. like he’s so obsessed with his work being a fail and it’s understandable he wants to do things his way, but he’s just so bad at advertising his brand. and the way he put this couple up on a pedestal in this ep also felt kind of ooc to me? and the fact that linda was the realist in this one is also surprising, but i suppose at the same time it’s what makes their dynamic interesting.

Linda:

season 2, “Dr. Yap”.

there’s probably other ones but they’re to me forgettable in comparison to how linda behaved in this episode 💀. love linda but girlie did NOT have to slap bob after making him make moves on her sister the whole episode. so unnecessary. it’s at least forgivable that this was in an earlier season where the show was still trying to find it’s style but oh my GOD linda was so disrespectful to bob’s boundaries in this ep it drove me insane!

Tina:

season 4, “Mazel-Tina”. or just any episode where tina is unnecessary aggressive or rude lmao.

i get that tammy is terrible to tina, but i just 😭. tina really begged bob to cater at tammy’s party just to legally crash it and get with boys; AND THEN proceeds to overrule tammy’s bat mitzvah after tammy went missing and it was so disrespectful!! the best thing about that episode was louise messing with janet lmao.

Gene:

it’s hard to pick with gene because there’s a lot of episodes where he’s annoying and wack and obtuse but it’s easy to ignore since it’s part of his character but

season 11, “Mommy Boy” was definitely hard to watch 💀.

he was just, yeah.

Louise:

surprisingly enough i’ve never been truly mad at louise in an episode? i mean it’s hard to remember because there was a point where i just hated louise in general and everything she did (yeah, i know 😭) but after i got over that i realized louise was kind of just being a kid in most episodes she was in and it felt less serious after that lmao.

i think season 5, “Nice-Capades” is kinda..? or no actually, maybe season 1, “Spaghetti Western and Meatballs”?

gah it’s so hard because i’m only upset at louise when she’s mean to her family but she’s also like mean and sarcastic in general so it’s also not like that hard-hitting whenever she acts annoying in a sense because it’s also just never that intense? or maybe i’m being too forgiving because i just see her as a kid doing kid stuff. but in spaghetti western and meatballs i guess i just found it annoying how she was so. possessive of gene and bob’s individual company, and then called her sister boring? ah but that’s kind of tame though.. i can’t really count recent season episodes because she got tame real fast after season seven. and even in the midst of bob’s burgers she wasn’t that bad. maybe i’m just not remembering episodes that great?

edit: OH OH WAIT! season 4, “Ambergris”!

okay she wasn’t that annoying in this ep but she was DEFINITELY wack as heck over a giant sea booger. tbh i actually loved her in this episode but oh my god she was so wild about that money i almost wanted to shake her just because it was making her lose it.

Teddy:

i guess season 8, “The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets”.

probably not his most wack or annoying actually, but i just found it really irritable that he tried to fuse his side business with bob’s actual restaurant while bob was trying to get costumers. it just felt invasive i guess, though teddy is that way in general.

but i guess a more wack and obtuse episode of teddy would be “Thanks-Hoarding”. he wasn’t even that annoying in this ep, actually i felt bad for him and the way the belchers treated his stuff, but holy shit was him keeping all that crap insane. and the way he treated his stuff, though kind of relatable actually, was also unhealthy and made me want to yell at him to get some help or like, talk to a therapist tbh?

but yeah, that’s all i coukd think of. hopefully it wasn’t too disappointing to read 😅. i’m sure there are better picks that i haven’t thought of, but thanks for asking nonetheless!

#duck’s sillies #bob’s burgers #asks

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hopeymchope · 1 year

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Loooong final thoughts and lingering questions regarding A.I.: The Somnium Files - nirvanA Initiative

Even moreso than the first game, this game is really hard to discuss without digging into spoilers. Yikes. But I’ll try for a little while, I guess.

1) One the one hand? I loved this game, and I really hope the series gets a third entry so it can be another great Uchikoshi trilogy alongside the “Zero Escape” games. On the other hand? These characters are insanely overdue to get their happy endings, and I’m saddened to see them get delayed for YEARS on that. :P

2) I know I’ve already mentioned this, as did an ask I received before even playing the game. But it bears repeating that the lengths this game goes to in order to avoid spoiling the first game REGARDLESS of whether you already played that game are truly absurd. If they ever DO make a third game, I hope they can find some way around this mess (which would only get even MORE complicated after the events of this sequel). Might I suggest doing a prequel adventure, perhaps... ?

2) Looking back, it’s HILARIOUS how incredibly, deeply wrong my initial speculations were :)

3) ....okay, but it seriously drove me FUCKING NUTS that nobody in-game even commented on the shape of Komeji’s head. Or why he has a big dot on his forehead where his “third eye” would be, for that matter. That’s all just... normal to the people of the AITSFverse, huh? Really?

4) I’m so very grateful for being able to adjust the difficulty of the somniums. I sucked so bad at somniums in the first one.

Okay, SPOILER COMMENTARY BEGINS NOW.

1) The first game built an effective mystery out of information our lead doesn’t know, but the sequel builds a mystery out of information that only the player doesn’t know. The characters themselves really had plenty of information that should’ve made them capable of solving the case before SIX YEEEEAAARS had passed, IMO.

2) Can’t say I’m a very big fan of “Tama” and her personality/design. She’s HYPER-sexualized in a way that Aiba wasn’t and isn’t, really. It’s.... kind of uncomfortable sometimes. I have to wonder how an A.I. eyeball decides to generate such a holographic body type or gets so into sexual references anyway? What experiences developed her in this fashion? Hrrrrrm.

3) AS SOON as we started talking about “genetic editing/engineering,” in the game’s second chapter, I said, “Oh man, I really hope they use this plot point to retroactively explain Mizuki’s crazy strength and Date’s wild porn-induced powers.” And hey, one out of two isn’t that bad! I *love* that they went to this trouble to go back and logically justify something that was just a goofy gag in the first title. And after Date provides everyone with a detailed explanation for how his “porn mag = enhanced strength and speed” thing actually works, I was convinced that part of it was still yet to come! Sadly? Not to be. Hey, maybe they can still retroactively introduce an origin for that in part 3! Suffice it to say that I LOVE the idea of going back and retroactively explaining the silliest parts of the series using actual logic and lore. LOVE.

4) Lien’s huge “DANGER ZONE” tattoo is something that amused me from start to finish. I’m simple sometimes. Give a Japanese thug a tattoo referencing a Kenny Loggins classic, and I’m happy. And yes, I absolutely do believe it’s a reference to that seminal Top Gun anthem.

4) More than the first game, this game has the cops just... not even try to negotiate or coerce or otherwise even ATTEMPT to get reticent suspects to tell their secrets. Instead? Everything always comes down to “sync with them,” and if that doesn’t give you the answer you desired? You give up and let them go and never ask about it again. Admittedly, this because game mechanics gotta happen, and the first game isn’t completely innocent of this problem either, but the “drop the issue like a hot rock” element is definitely unique here. .............................. God DAMN do you guys suck at this ‘policing’ business. And that’s not even getting into information that you keep to yourselves when you ABSOLUTELY should be sharing it with your colleagues and superiors.

Y’know, like when a suspicious figure it somehow obscured in your vision while you chase them, and you don’t know why your cybereye is blocking out what they look like, but you just don’t tell anyone it even happened AT ALL........... fuuuuuuuuuuuck

5) Ryuki getting chewed out and threatened with losing his job unless he could hit some arbitrary deadline just because a suspect appeared and escaped within the underground cathedral? Really pissed me off because it made no sense. This has never happened to any cop, ever. I guess we can kinda excuse it because it fits with some old-school movie tropes about cops, maybe? But once the timeline is “corrected” and we see that that didn’t even HAPPEN in the past? IT MAKES EVEN. LESS. SENSE. He is literally never seen or known to do ANYTHING wrong that would warrant such a reaction from Boss!!!! Furthermore: Since he DIDN’T catch the HB Killer back then, does that mean he’s not a cop with ABIS by the later timeline? Because that certainly does not appear to be true! He seems to still be operating as one, just a fucking crazy one due to circumstances beyond his own control that nobody seems to have discovere/addressed in the interim.

6) I absolutely adore that the terrifying visage of Gen’s mask is ultimately hiding... the sweetest, most noble person you can possibly imagine. I am *always* here for someone to subvert the expectations of your first visual impression. ALWAYS down for that shit. Wonderful, thank you, no notes.

7) Although I eventually expected what was under the mask of the mysterious woman in the cool cloak, it also feels like one of the most overt examples of making the story jump through hoops just to suit the twist they wanted. I feel like Uchikoshi definitely thought up the “We told you the story in the wrong order!” twist before he ever came up with the existence of a second Mizuki to explain it all. The fact that they dress exactly the same and act the same and both have that name and both use Aiba but AIba forgets about the first Mizuki by coincidence and... YEAH, it’s pretty forced.

8) I was both horrified and delighted by the reveal that Amame is one of our culprits. I never once thought that a character we met in the first game - someone who was portrayed as just a quiet, good-hearted, sweet kid - would actually go off and murder someone in our sequel, and I LOVE that twist. In truth, I kind of wish she’d killed Tokiko too as Aiba originally theorized. Just let her go all the way off the deep end! But uhh... that would really make our relatively happy ending a lot less happy, because then Amame wouldn’t be getting that light jail time, huh? So maybe not... lol.

9) Because these games tend to ultimately be so hopeful by the end, I thought Kizuna might even get some futuristic cure to her paralysis by the conclusion and be up to dance by the big finale. But it’s probably better that she didn’t. There have to be SOME consequences to these events, after all.

10) I wish Mizuki would actually show some concern/affection for her long-missing adoptive father after he finally resurfaces. Like, instead of just insulting him and treating him like shit?? The brief moments when she ISN’T insulting him and belittling him are heartwarming, but they’re SO few and far between. And there’s no denying how much he’s done for her and how much he loves her. Mizuki even took his family name eventually. But from her actual words, you’d be hard-pressed to know that she even likes him at all. Girl needs serious psychological help to learn how to communicate properly, because kee-RY-st.

11) Given how utterly fucking psycho Kizuna’s dad goes in at least one route — particularly with how he sends a massive army of thugs that have no compunction about even KILLING Lien — I was really hoping we’d see Mr. Chieda taken down and arrested for his connections by the end. Alas, there is no ending where he pays for his cruelty and associations. He always just walks the hell away. Meh. :P

12) What... on EARTH.... was the point of Boss pretending like Ryuki died in the final battle?! Only to reveal to EVERYONE that he was alive/fine the whole time... ?!?! So clearly there wasn’t even a need to hide that he lived at all?!? I guess she really just likes fucking with everyone by devastating them for no reason. Jesus Christ, Boss. What the actual FUCK is wrong with you. I guess now I can finally appreciate why someone as whip-smart and hot and utterly girlboss as her is single... it’s because she’s secretly a goddamned SOCIOPATH.

13) The introduction of the “The Frayer” and the unlockable Secret Ending is in keeping with Uchikoshi’s other works, sure, but it also raises a lot of problems that I think I’d rather not contemplate in regards to the universe of the game series. I’ll have to try to compartmentalize that as “stuff that cutely refers to the fact that you’re playing a video game” and not consider that information strictly, y’know, canon.

Ultimately, I obviously have far more plot/writing concerns than I did with the first. I would still say the first is better. But that doesn’t mean I wasn’t having a DAMN good time throughout. I’m still very happy this exists. And here’s hoping for some more adventures down the line...

#a.i.: the somnium files #a.i.: the somnium files - nirvana initiative #a.i. the somnium files #a.i. the somnium files - nirvana initiative #aitsf #aitsf:ni #aitsf-ni #aitsfni #kotaro uchikoshi #visual novels

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kierancampire · 7 months

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Americans. Do you enjoy America's Funniest Home Videos?

So it's late, I have nothing to watch, and Disney+ added the animal edition to its service so I thought as a bit of light easy watching before bed, I'd put it on just for noise and humour. But. Oh. My. God. I dunno if it's cultural or if it's that bad in America, but watching one episode was hell

So the Carlton dance guy opened the show with a monologue about a barrel of monkeys, but like, nobody laughed, it seems like it has some form of live audience watching (though assumedly a small one) and literally I think 2 people did a polite light chuckle. But it happens the whole show. This dude doesn't shut up, speaks constantly and constantly tries for jokes. But nobody ever laughs. His "humour" and voice are just so grating. He talks the whole time and has his own segments every 2-3 minutes. And nobody ever laughs.

On Disney+ this isn't a huge issue obviously, but the first ad break happened around 12 minutes in, but then after that ad breaks were literally happening as little as 5 minutes after the previous one? How do you watch TV like that? And another thing I just didn't get at all, like, this drove me insane. So they had a "Top ten" segment, except, it counted from number 10-5 or something, then said it would continue later, then 4-2 and said it would continue later, like, it wouldn't show number 1! But then when it did, it replayed heavily cut versions of the videos you JUST watched as a "recap" and then finally showed number one??????? And at the end of the episode it just replays all the videos you just saw as Carlton yet again won't shut up the whole time and tries a different "joke" for the videos he already made a "joke" about? But who needs to see a recap of something you just saw 5 minutes ago?

Also they tried to make a "funny" video of an obese dog and even gave that video a $1000 reward for being the best/funniest video, even though it was a neglected and obese dog? I'll avoid the easy America joke but like, considering it sometimes tries to portray itself as caring about animals, I just did not get that? Like watching that one episode was hell, and I just didn't get any of it? But like, is it cultural or is it bad even in America? Cause I'm writing this trying to pass time so I don't have to watch another episode

#personal

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1moreff-creator · 7 months

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Congratulations on finishing the David video ! I hope that my well wishes helped you through the process ...Now how long is that therapy bill--

Well thank you! Indeed, those well wishes and those of everyone else sure did help.

Oh, so you wanna know the therapy bill? As in, everything that drove me insane while making it? Here you go!

CW this may come off as a bit of a vent post at times but it’s not actually serious. I’m perfectly fine. I’m perfectly fine. I’m perfectly-

>David as a character being really complicated. This son of a bitch has been my main source of stress over the course of- how long have I been working on this again? I don’t even want to think about it.

>I thank the gods I already had some editing experience because it would have been hell to edit this otherwise. It was still hell, but at least I knew my way around it a bit.

>However, I was rusty at the start, so the editing style fluctuates somewhat noticeably through the video. This isn’t really bothersome for viewers I think, but it annoys me conceptually.

>The audio at the start of the video is bad and I am not fixing it at this point, you all are just gonna have to deal with it. It isn’t unbearable, and it gets way better, but y’know.

>Also I had to get over some performance anxiety that I just don’t like my voice too much if you can just imagine Min’s voice instead of mine that’d be great-

>Ehem-

>Numerals, footnotes, tally 5, all the things that drove me insane before I started making the video.

>Altdrdt was also a small heart attack because what if something about it changes something about the MV- Thankfully nothing can really be connected, so we’re fine.

>Speaking of small heart attacks, the editing software I used (Lightworks free edition) occasionally crashes for no apparent reason, and while I always knew it wasn’t a problem, I did always worry I would lose a lot of progress whenever it happened, so you know, stress.

>Footnote 11. Fuck that one in particular.

>Footnote 8’s non-existence too. At this point I really hope it just doesn’t exist so I don’t have to adjust the explanation I gave for it.

>The world of abnormal sentiment dances. Why is that code so fucking unsolvable tally 5 got solved in like 48 hours-

>”Original”. I don’t feel like color-coding it here, but you know what I’m talking about probably.

>Actually color theory in general. It’s a really good theory, but I have to mention it literally all the time and it drove me insane.

>Language theory too. Why does this MV require knowledge in Japanese I am so done.

>The pronoun “wagahai.” Between this and the Milgram Mikoto “boku/ore” thing I am going to become an expert in Japanese first person pronouns.

>The nursery rhyme “Goodbye triangle, come again square,” and how it’s changed for LGI. I didn’t read into it took much, but just finding it was enough of a headache.

>The line where Xander says David is “just as human as the rest of us.” And y’know, “No Longer Human” and all that. Stop trying to get me to ship Xanvid because it’s gonna work eventually. (It already is).

>Everything is a fucking Hamlet reference. There are eight in total. Sometimes you’ll see a line that’s literally a sentence long, you google it and oops! It’s fucking Hamlet again! “I did love you once, you should not have believed me”, “call the noblest to the audience”, “the purpose of playing is as twere to hold a mirror up to nature,” etc. In fact, there’s a chance you don’t even know what that last one is, because it’s almost fucking translucent in the “clown clown let’s go off and engage in self-delusion” scene.

>Speaking of difficult-to-notice things, the arrow pointing at the Mai portrait in like one frame of the “God is dead” thing. It was pointed out to me after I edited the explanation of that numeral, which is just hilarious, isn’t it?

>I accidentally fell down the LGI rabbit hole while researching too. I ended up falling in love with the character, Ayaka Tsujima, mostly out of Stockholm syndrome, and all the songs are extreme bangers. None of them are on Spotify and I want to cry.

>”Even if you cry, make noise, …” First chorus.

“Even if you cry, make noise, …” Second chorus.

“Even if we cry, make noise, …” Third chorus.

Why is it different? I have an answer in the video, but it sure dealt 12d4 psychic damage when I realized that!

(Is that how psychic damage works? I don’t know I’ve never really been into tabletop RPG.)

>Could J and Whit stop making themselves look like the masterminds please? Veronika too but I don’t think that can really be stopped.

>Xander’s missing eyepatch in the one scene, and the theories which came from it.

>All the lyrics and all the background text augh. It’s so much.

>Why is Min only mentioned like once and very briefly I wanted to gush about her for at least half the video but I could only talk about her for like a minute at most I am so mad.

>The tunnel scene, the tunnel scene. There are so many literary references and none of them really seem related and I don’t think anyone understands my struggle.

>Fucking “””Diana””” in that one scene. How is a character we have three frames of driving me so insane?

>Did you know Socrates, the philosopher, was very Shidou Kirisaki-coded? I learnt that while researching for this video!

… I don’t know how we got there, but it is referenced in a visual gag in the video.

>The David MV was sorta my gateway into Milgram, so you can probably count that as part of the brainrot it inflicted on me as well.

>The amount of times I would google some author or book and the first search result was fucking Bungou Stray Dogs. It wasn’t a big deal but it always amused me.

I could probably continue, but that’s enough for now. Yeah I’m about to single-handedly make a therapist’s entire career.

Anyways, take care! Because I sure need to!

#ramblings #i went insane from reading too much

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evilgrl-ssn · 2 years

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Upside Down and Back Again Pt. 1 (taking title suggestions)

Eddie Munson x Reader

A/N: After the insane response I got to the concept for this story I wrote part one, this is a lot of filler and setting since its the first part but I hope you enjoy. also I didn't edit this

Word Ct: 2k

Warnings: hospitals, injury, angst(?), awkwardness, unedited, let me know if I missed anything

The last thing Eddie Munson remembers before waking up on the hard pavement is being attacked by the demo bats.

I had just gotten off of my 4th 12 hour shift this week as an EMT driving down the back roads as normal to get to my tiny apartment humming along to my playlist when I slammed on my breaks, car screeching forward and slamming into my seat belt. "Holy Shit." I said to myself, there's a fucking person laying in the road. I quickly got out of the car and ran toward the figure laying in the road, he had long curly hair, interesting clothes, and was covered in blood. "Oh my god, oh my god, fuck." I knelt down on the ground next to him and checked for a pulse and breathed a sign of relief when I felt one. "Um ok ok what do I do, fuck I do this everyday why are you blanking right now y/n?" I had a bad habit of talking to myself especially in stressful situations. I was about to call for an ambulance when he gasped and sat up quickly looking around before groaning in pain. "Woah woah woah okay, okay, you're okay, we're gonna get you help." I said trying to calm him down. He looked around again before making eye contact with me. Wow he had really pretty eyes I thought to myself 'not the time y/n' I said in my head. "Where am I?" He asked. "You're in Indiana."I said. "Okay that's good I think. What day is it?" he asked. "It's Thursday, March 31st." "It's March 31st?" he exclaimed. I nodded and after a second he spoke again. "Wait, Thursday, March 31st? What year is it?" He emphasized the Thursday and I looked at him a little confused. "It's 2022." "What!" he yelled in shock and immediately stood up I quickly stood up as he got a little dizzy and started swaying. I lightly grabbed his arms to steady him. "Are you okay? What year did you think it was?" His big brown eyes teared up a bit before he said, "1986." Now if anyone else had said this I would have thought it was a prank but the look in his eyes, the real distress, and his clothing made me believe him. "What?" I asked in disbelief. "When I was attacked it was 1986." "Um okay I'm gonna call you an ambulance." I said. "Wait no you can't they'll think I'm crazy." "I mean you did just say you were a time traveler from 1986." I responded. "Please, they'll lock me up, I'm not lying and I'm not crazy." he begged. "Okay. But you need medical attention." "Yeah, that's probably a good idea." "Okay, we'll go to the hospital and we'll say that you were attacked by an animal." "Demon Bats." he interrupted. "Okay bats. Anyway you're just not gonna say anything about the time traveling 36 years into the future and then they can give you proper medical care and then we can leave." I preposed. "Okay let's do it."

I got him into my car and he looked at everything really confused before asking what the radio was. "It's the radio." "That's a radio?" yeah I said before pressing some buttons on the screen to start music. "How did you do that?" "It's a touch screen. You just press the buttons on the screen." he looked at me. "Weird." he responded. As we drove to the hospital he told me a bit about himself and what had happened to him. After he finished his story about an alternate dimension and being accused of murder and fighting a bunch of killer bats I couldn't help but ask. "Are you sure you're not crazy?" "I swear to you I'm not crazy. Have you seen any of the old news articles from Hawkins, the Star Court mall fire wasn't a fire it was wrecked by one of the creatures from the upside down, I wasn't there but my friends, the people who told me about the upside down and helped me, they were there." he looked away sadly at the mention of his friends. "Do you know if your friends made it out?" I asked gently. "I hope so." he responded still looking down. "Well how about after we get you cleaned up and back to my apartment we can google your friends names." "Google?" he asked confused. "The internet, computers and stuff like that." he gave me a blank look. "I'll explain it to you later." We arrived at the hospital and I made sure it wasn't the one that I worked as an EMT at.

"Okay come on big boy." I said opening the car door. "How do I know you won't tell them I'm crazy?" he asked. "I've gone this far, why would I sell you out now. My dad grew up in Hawkins he told me about the star court fire back then and the earth quake around the same time you said you got attacked by the bats, he always said there was something weird about Hawkins. He was 12 when the fire happened and 13 when the earth quake happened. I believe you okay." he nodded and got out of the car. "I never got your name." he said. "I'm y/n l/n." "Eddie Munson." "Well Eddie Munson let's go get you some help." I said outstretching my hand, he took my hand and I led him into the emergency room. "My friend was attacked by bats on a camping trip and he needs help." I told the nurse at the desk. "Name?" she dryly asked. "Eddie Munson." he spoke up. "Okay someone will be out in a minute for now fill out this paperwork to the best of your ability." she said giving us a clip board and we walked to the waiting area. "Camping trip?" Eddie whispered. "Well we can't exactly tell them you went to a different dimension can we?" I whispered back. "Camping trip." he affirmed. Eddie groaned lightly as he sat in the blue waiting room chairs he was only able to write his name before another nurse came out to get him. "Eddie Munson." she called. He stood up with another groan, "Can she come with me?" "Is she family?" "Yes." you both said in unison.

Eddie had to get changed into one of the papery hospital gowns and hooked up to a heart monitor before a doctor came to look at his wounds. "Wow, when they said you'd been attacked by bats I thought you would have a few scratches but those things tore into you." I heard the doctor say from behind the curtain. "Tell me about it." I heard Eddie sarcastically reply, and I couldn't help a small giggle under my breath. "Okay well we're gonna get you cleaned up and then give you some stitches and a couple rabies vaccines and then send you home. You're gonna need to rest for a few days and then come back in three weeks to have the stitches removed." The doctor explained. "Sounds good Doc." Eddie replied before the doctor opened the curtain and turned towards me. "Okay I'm gonna have Ashley here take you to the family waiting room and we'll have him fixed all fixed up for you in a few hours." he said gesturing to the blonde nurse. 'This doctor is weird' I though to myself and I stood and followed the nurse to the family waiting room. After we arrived at the waiting room I turned to the nurse. "I actually I think I'm gonna run and get him a change of clothes, I'll be back in like half an hour." She gave a bright smile. "Okay when you come back just tell the person at the front desk who you're here for." she said before walking away.

I drove to the Walmart down the street as fast as I could before remembering I have no idea what sizes he wears. I signed to myself, I'll just get a few sizes. After picking up some t shirts and pants I rushed back to the hospital with Walmart bag in hand. I sat in the waiting room for about an hour scrolling on my phone before starting to doze off. I assume I fell asleep because when I woke up the window outside showed it was completely dark now. A few seconds after I woke up a different nurse came in. "For Eddie Munson?" she asked softly. "Yep" I responded sleepily. As she walked me to Eddie's room she started talking. "Everything went great we got him cleaned up and not all of his injuries needed stitches but he still got 18 stitches. He'll need to rest for a few days but he should be fine and like the doctor said he needs to come back in 3 weeks to remove the stitches." she finished. "Great, thank you so much." I told her as we arrived at Eddie's room.

I walked into the room and around the curtain. where he was intently watching some horrible soap operon on the tiny hospital tv. "Oh hey." he said a bit loudly. "They gave me some drugs and now I feel great." he said giving a big smile and thumbs up. I laughed, glad they didn't get him really doped up because he probably would have forgot all the things we talked about. "That's great Eddie, I went and bought you a change of clothes, I didn't know what sizes you wore so I got a few. " I said handing him the plastic bag. "I'll leave you alone to change." I said. "It's okay just go behind the curtain, I'll be done in a second." I nodded. A minute later he pulled the curtain open. "Ready to go?" he asked. "Yep." We walked back to the car and got in. "Are you hungry?" I asked. "Starving." "Okay, what do you like to eat?" I asked. "Anything." "Shitty burger and fires?" "Amazing." He responded.

When we finally got back to my apartment I was ready to pass out. "This is my apartment." I said walking through the door and into the kitchen putting bag and keys on the counter. Eddie walked in behind me closing the door gently. "You have a cat?" he asked. "Oh yeah, that's Dragon." I said looking over to the black cat on the sofa. "Don't worry he doesn't even kill flies he just lays around and wants to be pet." I said. "Anyway that's the tv, I'll show you how to use it in a sec, the bathroom is right down there, my room is there, and well you see the kitchen." I said gesturing around the room. "That's a tv?" he asked staring at the black box on the wall. "You have much to learn Eddie Munson but for now I'm just gonna show you how to use the tv because I'm exhausted." I sat down on the couch next to Dragon and patted the spot next to me as Eddie continued scanning the apartment. He finally sat down and I showed him the tv remote before explaining all about the tv and how to use the streaming services.

I yawned loudly having spent an hour on the couch with Eddie explaining the tv, it was now 10pm. I had already given Eddie some extra blankets and pillows. "If Dragon takes up too much space on the sofa you can just pick him up and put him on the floor he has a bed and a cat tree but he likes the couch so..." I explained trailing off. "I'm gonna go to bed don't kill me in my sleep." I said mostly joking. "Hey y/n. Thank you, for helping me and believing me." he said looking at me from over the couch. "No problem Munson, If I woke up transported 30 years in the future beat to hell I would want someone to help me too." I said before going to my bedroom to finally change and go to sleep.

A/N: the end ig I was mostly just trying to put everything into place this chapter this is probably going to be anywhere from 3-5 parts so stay tuned, more Eddie x y/n next chapter :)

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yuusaris · 1 year

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🌈 & since there appears to be two 🕯️, specifically the first one — for the fic writers asks :)

🌈is there a fic that you worked *really fucking hard on* that no one would ever know? maybe a scene/theme you struggled with?

This one's hard, lmao - not because I do or don't work hard on all of them, but because I'm always running my mouth about how fucking hard certain things are that I'm writing. I think everyone who cares about my demon!au knows how much I've struggled with Chapter 2, it's not even out yet.

...I don't wanna say that really stupid Calypso twins fic I wrote for a Borderlands gift exchange, but - that was harder than it looks! I had to cut and change a lot for it to be coherent and posted on time and - If I could go back and do things different, I probably would? But that's still it being really hard!

As for a scene - definitely Ryou's Christmas dinner monologue in Happy Stories. All of Bakura's stuff were things that no longer fit into my Infinitely In Progress Canon-fic, so they were all pre-written and just needed adjusting into a new setting. And I'd already written Bakura's mom but never got the time to really think about Ryou's. It was a lot of minute tweaking to get across this woman who is acting in what she believes to be logical and fair while still having an emotional tether, all while not seeming too much like I'm making her Quirky(TM), and I think I at least got it through as a possible interpretation. I think people can read "I hate everything your mother cooks" as not just a funnywoman line, but something that connotes that she feels almost guilty so she circumvented feeling that way, and thought 'now everybody wins'.

🕯️was there a fic that was really hard on you to write, or took you to a place you didn’t think it would take you?

I have spoken at length about the dollification kink I have pseudo-aquired and how I am going insane over it.

But, in general? Believe it or not - Supply and Demand [NSFW] drove me crazy, oh my God, this was so hard. The timing was hard, conveying intimacy over a phone was hard, tay hel[ped me with the dialogue and the editing because the dialogue was so vague and hard. Porn is so hard sometimes, this was the hardest porn I ever wrote.

#me flavored soup #writing games #thank u friend for these #also the TKB Mama fic is So Much Fucking Funnier now that Akef is my definite name for TKB #and what would've been Bakura throwing his brother under the bus #is now /Bakura/ being thrown under the bus by a fucking six year old

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hahah it’s okay i talk a lot too!! especially about this because it really really does piss me off. but yes exactly, i think people overlook the very clear personality differences the two of them have too. pedri obviously gets along with the whole team too they all love him but he’s also clearly much more introverted than gavi is and therefore is much more likely to stick around the same people (mind you gavi is often one of these people too, so that’s why i’m???, gavi pedri and ansu used to go out to dinner a lot as well). gavi is like, best friends with the literal entire team. and i feel like i’m not even exaggerating. he’s close to everyone and therefore isn’t going to be around pedri 24/7 even when they are OBVIOUSLY close (they play for two teams together it’s kinda impossible not to be as well lol. why does this get ignored)…. and yeah the complete disregard of the fact that gavi is also close to ferran and eric is insane to me as well, he’s seen with the three of them pretty often. that one edit made me laugh too, i think pedri has actually mentioned gavi more in interviews than gavi has. completely unprovoked too, he’ll get a question about him bellingham and musiala being stars of the next generation and bring gavi up. like he clearly loves him a lot, that’s his little brother fr, so i truly don’t know why pedri is getting painted like he actively wishes gavi would stay away from him (mind you he willingly drove him everywhere for a year and a half, he wouldn’t have done that if this was the case). a lot of this just really gets me going because i just KNOW they’ve seen it, especially on tiktok. i think that’s why pedri even answered the question on the residency app about him and gavi fighting because he was probably sick of it. i feel like a broken record because i’m sure these people don’t care about any of the things we’re saying, but then again i’m also sure they can’t be above the age of 14 so i try not to get TOO annoyed but oh my god (also sorry for this being so long LOL)

This!! Their personalities are almost the opposite of each other. On one hand, you have Pedri who does pretty well around strangers (you can see how comfortable he is while doing interviews, how easy going he is) but has a pretty tight group of who he spends time with. On the other hand, there's Gavi who's super super reserved around strangers like he gets so shy my poor baby 😭 but once he warms up to someone? That's his bestie and he'll be all over them like an over enthusiastic puppy 😭 just take their meeting with Anitta as an example, Pedri was comfortable talking to her from the start while Gavi kept his distance and looked very nervous but after a while you can see him warm up to her and laugh with her then they took that selfie together.

Pedri only has good things to say about him, and makes sure to praise him every chance he gets because he clearly cares for him and respects him as a player. Idk what more is he supposed to do? He does more than enough people need to leave him alone.

Yeah I'm pretty sure he saw those edits, they were all over tiktok and have entirely too many views. I've seen ones in THREE (3) different languages I kid you not. Being teenage superstars has its downsides I'm afraid. The fact that he had to come out and address it is actually very sad.

#saw them in french arabic and english and they're all cussing out poor ferran 😭

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p4rasite · 1 year

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Carlos and Leon for the acrostic asks

carlos

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C - Confession - which of you admitted romantic interest in the other first (if they’re the flirty type, when did they admit they were really serious about the other?) how did they do it? what was the reaction?

they kind of admitted at the same time tbh. carlos is kinda flirty, so for a while vita assumed he was just doing his normal charismatic/smooth-talking stuff w/ them and they’d “flirt” back. both of them were actually trying to flirt & thought the other person wasn’t really interested / was just being their normal self. it drove the other survivors up the wall for WEEKS because they kept hitting on each other and it kept going nowhere. it finally reached a head when they were in a trial together and vita tried to hide in a locker and saw that carlos was already in it, but they both knew they had no time to find somewhere else to hide before the killer was going to come in, so carlos pulled them in with him and closed the locker door. problem was that carlos had his back against the back of the locker and vita was facing forward when they got pulled in, so the two of them got smashed up against each other w/ carlos’s arm still around vita. carlos was dying bc vita’s boobs were pressed up against him and vita was dying bc they were face first in carlos’s chest (and was also VERY quickly aware that carlos either had a flashbang shoved in his pocket or might have something to talk to them about). they had an excruciatingly painful several minutes of hiding while the killer circled the area and they both had to keep quiet. i haven’t plotted out exactly how the conversation goes but either right after that (or shortly after the trial) they have a conversation that boils down to “okay that drove me fucking insane actually”

A - Art - do they draw or paint? what about any other kind of art? what’s their favorite style/subject/another artist who inspires them?

i don’t think carlos draws or paints, but i do think that he would enjoy something where you’re physically shaping the art, like sculpting or pottery, even if he isn’t very good at it. (there’s just something about working with your hands, you know?)

R - Rainbow - what colors do you associate with them and why?:

i associate green (like, a dark/muddy olive green in particular) w/ carlos! mostly bc of his fatigues when he’s working for umbrella

L - Language - what’s their love language? what’s yours?

i think carlos’s love language is a mix of physical touch + verbal affirmations. he’s a very touchy & warm person with anyone he’s friendly with (when he congratulates someone, his first instinct is to clap them on the back while he’s just beaming and talking about how he’s so proud of them), but that gets amped up SO much more in a relationship. he’s always looking for an excuse to thread his fingers with his partner’s or rub his palm on their back or lean over so he can brush up on them while he’s murmuring something in their ear. he’s also very, very big on verbal affection— he has lots of sweet nicknames/pet names for his partner, he’s constantly spilling “i love you”s into their conversations, and he showers his partner in affirmations and praise. i think my own love languages are physical touch + verbal affirmations

O - Online - what is your f/o’s social media presence like, or what would it be like if they had internet in their world/era?

oh god hmm. in a casual AU where he has a diff profession/etc i think he mainly uses it to go back and forth w/ friends like chris and leon. (there’s an edit that someone did of like, person A saying something in a post, person B replying to say that’s dumb, person A replying w/ coordinates, and person B saying “im sorry” and person A is chris and B is carlos. i think thats very accurate) if he posts any selfies or anything though god help him bc ppl are gonna be thirst posting NONSTOP under his stuff

S - Story - if you and them were in a fairytale, which story would you be and who would play which character?

oh, god, i’m not good w/ fairy tales or anything like that. if we wanna go off of the most abstract interpretation in existence, carlos did unfortunately get hit with the werewolf au stick, so they could be red riding hood & the big bad wolf (“bad” lol. as if he isn’t a big sweetheart)

leon

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L - Language - what’s their love language? what’s yours?

i think that leon’s love language is a mix of physical touch and quality time. with how hellish his work is, he doesn’t get to see his partner all the time (assuming they don’t work alongside him of course), so he really savors any and every minute he can get alongside them. he’s not an overly touchy person in general, but with a partner he craves physical affection all the time and looks for any excuse to get it.

E - Emotion - is your f/o open with their feelings or do they keep them close to their chest?

i think leon keeps his emotions close to his chest. he’s reserved about his feelings and honestly is a little paranoid that if he talks about how he feels about someone it’ll cause bad things to happen to them, because hell, trouble seems to follow him and anyone he cares about, and is it really paranoia if he knows they’re actually in danger? it’s hard to get him to talk about how he feels because he copes with everything going to shit by deflecting and joking or being sarcastic. (of course, if his partner wants to sit down and have a serious talk about his feelings, he will— it’s just not his default state.)

O - Online - what is your f/o’s social media presence like, or what would it be like if they had internet in their world/era?

screams. i think in a modern/casual au setting leon doesn’t use social media super often but he’s just an absolute DUMBASS when he uses it. chris gives him shit about it constantly

N - Nostalgia - what’s your f/o’s favorite memory?

honestly? i have no idea on this one. i’ll have to think on it, maybe i’ll come up with something later

#thank u…….#ask games #leon tag #carlos tag

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ASTEL, NATURAL BORN OF THE VOID🌌 ☄️

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oblxvion · 3 years

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little secret | jean kirschstein

-> pairing: ceo!jean kirschstein x f!reader

-> wc: 1.6k

-> warnings: NSFR, smut/nsfw, praise, vaginal sex, oral sex (m receiving), unprotected sex, creampie

-> notes: for u my love @miyanom <333 LOL let me know if there's any mistakes that i missed while editing!

you had no idea how you ended up in this situation, bare chest pressed up against his desk as he pushed your head down with one hand, holding your right hip with the other. it was all too much, and with your boss, jean kirschstein. of course you found him attractive, who wouldn’t? but to think that he was infatuated with you, his secretary, made your brain feel funny.

it was just a normal day at work, you had worn suitable and appropriate attire, but for some reason, he couldn’t take his eyes off of you.

jean was mesmerized, there was something different about you from the rest off the women that he had worked with. he felt weird having these feelings for you as your superior, but for some reason, it aroused him more. the way you acted around everyone, you seemed so innocent, and he wanted to know what you felt like, how you’d moan under him, get all worked up from him barely touching you. you hadn’t been able to leave his thoughts for the past couple weeks and when he saw you come into his office to deliver some papers, he knew he had to have his way with you.

one thing led to another, and here you were now.

“fuck, baby, you feel so good,” he seethed, pulling you up towards him so your back flush against his chest. this angle hitting that spongey spot perfectly, he could tell by the way you squeezed around him at this action. just by this simple change, you could feel the coil beginning to tighten, threatening to snap.

“jean, shit, ‘m gonna cum—”

just as you were about to have the release of a lifetime, the both of you froze at the sound of someone knocking on the door do jean’s office. horror struck your face as you looked over to him, quickly pulling out as you winced at the loss of the feeling of being full, and your ruined orgasm before jean motioned for you to get underneath his desk while he sat down in his chair.

“jean, may i come in?” you recognized that voice, connie springer. one of the members of his board. you’d heard jean talk about him when you’d dropped off some work for him in the past.

“oh, uh, yeah,” he coughed, trying to not sound as suspicious as he wiped down the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve. of all the times when connie needed to talk to him, why did it have to be now?

“so, i have some papers for you that i need you to look at, they look pretty important.” connie explains, walking closer over to the desk. you stayed quiet as you looked up to jean, visibly tense at the fact that connie was coming closer. if connie found out what the two of you were doing, you were almost certain that you’d lose your job.

“okay, yeah, i can get them to you later this afternoon, just leave them on the table.” he sounded agitated, to anyone except connie, it was clear that jean wanted him to leave and continue his fun that he was having with you moments prior.

what he didn’t expect was to feel you sliding your hands up his thighs, palming his dick through his poorly zipped pants. you heard his breath hitch as you continued your ministrations, slowly pulling his still hard cock out from under his garments.

you lazily stroked his length, bringing your mouth over to tease his tip with your tongue as you tasted the remnants of yourself and his precum. ever so quietly, you continued to bring more of him into your cavern, bobbing your head and up and down, making sure to not make a sound.

jean, on the other hand, was having trouble keeping his composure. there’s no way that he would say or do something that’d risk your cover, and more importantly, he thought this was insanely attractive that you were giving him, your superior, head under his desk.

he peered down to look at you, catching a moan in his throat before playing it off as a cough. you looked so pretty like this, with his cock down your throat, your spit coating his length and your hand as you proceeded to slide your hand up and down his shaft. this image alone was going to be burned into his memory forever, he was going to have to see this again.

“hey, is everything okay?” connie could tell that there was something wrong, and jean did not want him to come any closer, he did not want connie to see you like this, it was meant for him only.

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just am a bit stressed out that’s all,” jean responded in a monotone voice as his hands gripped the sides of his chair, he wasn’t going to last long.

“well, do you wanna talk about—”

“no, fuck, sorry. can i just have some space, please?” with that, connie gave a small nod, obviously worried for his boss but wanting to give him some space as he left the room.

once the door closed behind connie, jean eased into his chair, chuckling in the process. he looked down at you once again, seeing as you hadn’t slowed your movements, he brought his hand down to your head and intertwined his fingers with your hair, aiding your head up an down.

“that was, fuck, quite the stunt you pulled,” he smirked down at you as you pulled off of him, giving him a cheeky smile as you continued to lazily jerk him off. it was so sloppy, but the two of you loved it. “c’mere.”

jean grabbed your free wrist to pull you up towards him, his lips meeting yours in a heated kiss. the kiss was full of need, full of need, and full of lust. your hand lazily moving up and down his length before crawling up into his lap.

you melted into the kiss as you swiveled your hips on his dick, teasing him by sliding his tip between your folds but not quite bringing him inside just yet. as much as you wanted to tease him, make him crumble even more than he was already, you were aching for him.

"fuck — baby, put it in, oh my god," jean groaned as he threw his head back, squeezing his eyes shut before bringing his hands to your waist. in this moment, you felt so powerful by doing this action but it was quickly forgotten. his hands gripped you tightly and moved your hips in a way that his tip slid over your clit perfectly. the way he made you feel, the pleasure he gave you, it was too overwhelming.

the moment he slipped his cock inside your cunt, you immediately felt yourself get closer to your climax. your previous orgasm ruined, you were desperate to get it back.

your arm wrapped around his neck while his hands were on your waist as you sunk down, taking him to the hilt. the slick from your arousal made it easier for jean to thrust inside you, alternating between that and you riding him.

his hands remained at your waist, grinding you down onto him as your foreheads touched and lips ghosting each other's, but not once making contact. jean wanted to hear your pretty little noises while you wanted to hear his.

“jean,” you whimpered, melting into his touch.

“so — fucking pretty, you’re so pretty, my pretty girl.” jean babbled as your cunt continued to suck him back in, it was so addictive. he loved it, he wanted more, he needed more, he needed to feel you cum.

you both were clearly close with how erratic jeans's thrusts were and how desperately you ground your hips down onto him.

"fuck fuck fuck, jean, please," you whined, bringing your head to rest on his shoulder as he fucked into you at a a steady pace. the way you squeezed down on him, drove him insane. he could feel his orgasm approaching as he brought his hands down to the fat of your ass, gripping hard as he bounced you on his cock.

the way he kept hitting that special spot over and over again, and you could feel your legs begin to tremble as your orgasm washed over you. with a yell of his name, your body trembled as the wall broke down, your release coating his cock.

“’m cumming, fuck, oh fuck,” jean groaned, the feeling of your arousal and previous orgasm drove him over the edge as hot spurts of cum flooded your insides. his thrusts slowed to a halt as he rested his head on your shoulder as an attempt to catch his breath.

you both sat there in a comfortable silence for a few moments before you felt the feeling of his cum seeping out of your swollen cunt. you stood up and began to look for your panties, not knowing where to they were.

“looking for these?” jean smirks while reaching into his back pocket to pull out your black lace thong.

“yeah, thanks,” you turn your back towards him, clearly embarrassed that he had your panties in his pocket. you could feel your face hot as you felt his chest press against the small of your back before giving you a light kiss on the exposed skin of your shoulder.

“lemme help you,” he whispers before kneeling down so you can step into your undergarments as he slides them up your thighs and under your skirt before standing tall again. his hand reached under the fabric to bring his fore finger and middle finger just over the crotch to feel the mix of his cum along with yours. “keep it in for me when i check later, yeah?”

your face hot as you gave him a small nod before flattening your skirt, fixing your skirt and hair. just as you had reached for the handle of his door, you heard his voice once more.

“it can be our little secret.”

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trashy dad

Movie/Game/Show: My Hero Academia Dynamic: Shota Aizawa/Reader (Platonic) Warnings: references (2) to un*s ann*s, one (1) use of (y/n), fem pronouns Summary: Shota trying to support his YouTuber daughter :) cuz social media aus own me Word Count: 2.1K ~~~

"Hey, gamers," you grin at the camera before tossing an arm over your father's shoulders, "My dad's in town and as you can see," you hesitated slightly before turning to face your father, "Dad's not super into taking care of himself. So, I figured what's better than doing a Q&A together while I do his makeup?"

"Hitoshi just did a 'what I eat in a day', didn't he?" Shota quirked a brow, already reaching back to tie up his messy, tangled hair.

"Spoilers!" you quietly whine as you open your phone, "He still has to edit it, silly man. We're gonna have to brush out your hair later, by the way."

Shota's eyes widened, "We? I thought this was your idea and video, (Y/n)."

"No," you huff, scrolling through a few of the questions from fans, "I mean it was but your hair is so… Okay, first question is from - oh my God the names - shrekslongtoe, what was my first word?"

"Are you gonna start putting makeup on me or just sit there?" Shota scratched at his nose before snickering, "That wasn't your first word. Your first word was 'Dada' and it drove Hizashi insane."

"Hizashi is my other dad, by the way," you lean over to grab your makeup bag, "'Toshi and I call him papa. Oooh, oh no," you looked up to Shota, "I don't have your shade, you're gonna look weird."

"I don't really care," the man shrugged, watching as you took out a pink beauty blender, "That looks like a buttplug."

"Don't say that!" your eyes were wide at his words while you got out your foundation, "Youtube doesn't like that."

"Whoops," he deadpanned, "Next question."

"Shit, right."

"Language."

"Japanese," you murmur, going to the next reply, "yoonbumskneecap asks, 'Did you believe in me-’ they said my name but you know, ‘and Hitoshi when they decided to become Youtubers?' And 'in 'Toshi's case - drop out of college to become a professional clout man.'"

"To be honest," Shota closed his eyes, only in slight fear, as you began pressing the foundation into his skin, "I was really worried about Hitoshi, I didn't know if he'd stay as big as he was because he's a lot like me, in the sense that people tend to not like us for our bluntness. So I was worried he'd be a meme for like a month and then people would drop him, but thankfully I was proved wrong," he opened his eyes when he felt you pull away and begin rooting through your bag once again, "With you, I was less worried because you're more like 'Zashi, i.e extremely likable, and you were kind of getting a boost from appearances on Hitoshi's channel. I still worry because the internet is a fickle mistress but I'm not staying up at night about it."

Pulling out a dark eyebrow pencil, you grin at your father, "Aww, that was kinda sweet. Not really but kind of."

"What I'm here for," Shota's eyes followed your hand as you uncapped the pencil and reached up, beginning to mark at his eyebrows, "I'm gonna read the next question while you kill my eyebrows."

"I'm not killing them!" you giggled, "But unlike Papa, you already have pretty thick, full eyebrows so I won't be here long."

"Good," he muttered before furrowing his brows in confusion, ignoring your frustrated groan, "who is daddysero and why is he asking if you pissed today?"

"What?!" you pull your dad's hand back to see what he was looking at, instantly calming down when you saw he was still on Twitter, "Oh, that's just Sero, he asks me that every time I tweet. I thought you went to my Instagram DMs," at Shota's questioning stare you grinned, "Mama's got simps in her DMs."

"Don't ever call yourself 'Mama' in my presence ever again," Shota shook his head, once again ignoring your annoyance, "papichulo46290 wants to know my favorite memory of you."

"If you mix me up with 'Toshi, I'll be so pissed," you return the eyebrow pencil to your bag as Shota speaks.

"I won't... probably," he shrugs while you root through your bag, "So, Hizashi had taken Hitoshi out for ice cream because of - has he mentioned his middle school trauma?" at your nod, he continues, "Hitoshi was having a bad day from middle school, shocking, so you and I were left home alone together. You were probably seven and you really wanted to paint my nails and I let you. You..." he shook his head, snickering, "you fucked them up. So bad. But you were so happy to just be spending time with me- "

"Keep talking, but I'm gonna do your eyeshadow," you lean back in, swishing your brush over a navy blue, almost black shade, "Just so you guys know, Dad wanted to look like shit, don't unsubscribe cuz this is gonna come out bad."

"It won't be too bad, you're talented," Shota did his best to remain still, "But overall, you were just so adorable and it didn't even matter that the smudged nails got me teased in the teacher's lounge the next day. It all came off after like a week because it was shitty polish but you get the idea."

"Aww, I didn't know you kept it on, that's so sweet," you fall back briefly to inspect your work, "It's not awful but I'm only posting this because you're my dad."

"Of course, I did," Shota continued scrolling through the questions, "A lot of people are asking if you mean Dad or Daddy, and a lot more people are asking for pictures of your feet, you should block them all."

"Yeah, I got sickos in my replies too, just gotta scroll past em'."

"Disgusting..." Shota grumbled as you moved to his other eye, "Is 'electrodick' Kaminari, perchance?"

"Unfortunately."

"Gross, he asks if you had an 'I'm not like other girls' phase," Shota hummed quietly in thought, "Maybe when you were eight for like a month, but that's probably because except for Nemuri you didn't have any women in your life. Thankfully you moved on from that pretty quickly."

"Oh yeah, that was a gross, weird time. You and Papa also weren’t shitty people so I didn’t have a lot of misogynist influence."

"I like to think we did a good job," Shota sighed, finally moving back into his slouching position when you pulled away completely, "Is 'explosionmurder' Bakugou?"

"You know it."

"Okay well, he's asking if you plan on fucking up your bronzing again?" he thinks for a moment, “Was that from when you looked kinda copper-ish in a video?

"Oh my God, that was one time, Bakugou!" you shout and shake your brush at the camera, "One time!"

"I don't even know what blending is so you're doing better than I am."

"God, how are we related?"

Without hesitation, Shota replied, "Surrogate. Which answers summerlongsock's question."

"Nice," you chuckle, setting the brush back in your bag, "You probably won't need too much bronze or countour since you're going for bad," you immediately turn to the camera, "And Bakugou isn't gonna say a fucking word about it!"

"Is eyeliner next? And if so, I would enjoy a nice wing," Shota muttered, looking through the remaining questions, "Hitoshi asks why I haven't done a video with him yet."

You nod along while uncapping the liner, "I'm curious about that too. I thought my first video with a parent would be with Papa. I was gonna say family but..." you shrug, "Hitoshi was my first video and then Eri came on."

"He never asked," Shota closed both of his eyes, allowing you to move his head around as you pleased, "You just texted me the video idea and we set it up while I was in town. If Hitoshi wants a video so bad he should come up with an idea."

"Jeez, don't bully the poor boy," you laughed quietly, carefully applying more eyeliner to your father's left lid, "We should all do a video together. I think it'd be fun."

"Come up with an idea," he replied flatly before opening his eyes, "davinky wants to know when you got into makeup. Probably after thirteen, sometime."

"Yeah, I got my first real eyeshadow at like fourteen and then you guys just enabled my love of makeup after that."

"Well, the thing with that was, Hizashi and I didn't want you growing up thinking you had to wear makeup for any reason," Shota opened his eyes once he felt you back away, blinking a few times, "So we waited till you were more mature because giving makeup to a six-year-old is weird."

Capping your eyeliner, you traded it out for mascara, "Yeah, even little play kits are a bit ehhh. Don't close your eyes, but look down."

Following instruction, Shota took the opportunity to read off another question, "I can't see the name but someone's asking what we did together for fun. While you were a kid."

Humming quietly in thought, you move from one eye to the other, "We used to go to diners a lot. Those late-night diner trips, remember?"

"Oh yeah, you were such a little demon about bedtime. I had to take you to this little place for scrambled eggs or some shit and you'd fall asleep on the way back home."

Putting away your mascara, you reach out for your hairbrush before beginning to pull out the hair tie in Shota's hair, "Mina wanted me to ask what videos you show people when they ask what your kids do for a living."

"For Hitoshi, the one where he and Kaminari made Bakugou breakfast with sex toys. For you, the one where you turn yourself into Mina's little character - with the pink skin," Shota winced slightly at the tug of your hairbrush, "And Eri's a teacher so that information comes first since it's the least strange."

As you fussed with his tangled nest of hair, you read another question over Shota's shoulder, "When did you know you loved me? Like after adopting me."

"Not too long after the adoption was finalized actually," Shota grumbled as the brush made its final courses through his hair, "You've always been a really great kid. I don't know when I 'realized' but it was definitely around the time you were born, maybe like the day after."

"That's pretty good considering I was a stranger," you giggled, brushing out the final knots in his dark hair, "A baby stranger."

"Hmm," Shota hummed in response, "You almost done?"

Refraining from rolling your eyes, you fluffed Shota's now smooth and detangled hair around his shoulders with a small smile, "I'm done. Your hair is so pretty when it's brushed out."

"I know," the man muttered, handing your phone back, "Wanna do one more question and then sign off?"

"Yeah," you scroll through some of the questions, "I want it to be the best question that's ever been asked."

"Ask your own, you're great at that."

You shook your head with furrowed brows at his comment, "Is that a compliment?"

"It was meant to be."

"Thanks, but no need, I've found one. Midoriya wants to know if raising two attention whores was hard. He didn't say ‘attention whores’ because he doesn't swear but that's the vibe."

"What's Midoriya's at?" Shota asked.

"SmallMight."

"Of course," the man grumbled, closing his eyes to think, "You two were honestly pretty easy to raise. Not a whole lot of fits compared to what I've heard other parents talk about. You both liked to talk a lot to each other, and, of course, to Hizashi and me. Not terribly difficult at all."

"Aww, I'm glad we didn't make you pull your hair out," you grin.

"Oh, you still did. Absolutely."

"Nice," you giggle before turning off your phone and facing the camera, "Okay guys, well, I hope you don't clown on me as much as usual because if you do, my dad will... I don't know… kick your ass."

"Exactly," Shota nodded, a horrific smile on his face, "I'll beam right into your living room."

"Hopefully you guys come back next week where I'll..." floundering for an answer, you turn to your dad as if he’d give you ideas, "Create wings to do it better than Icarus ever could."

Giving a singular stiff nod, Shota looked dead at the camera, "I'd watch it."

"You heard it from the main man himself, peeps," you waved to the camera, Shota copying the motion, “Bye!”

"If there's one comment about my eyebags, I'm never coming on your channel again," Shota lied as you leaned over to stop recording.

"They're gonna love you, I'm sure," you assure your father, "Wanna see how I edit?"

"God no, Hitoshi showed me how long it takes to edit his videos, it looks like hell."

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Best Of Us

Chapter 8: Focus

Summary: Being an Omega is hard, it could be so lonely. The hardships that you would sometimes feel seemed to much, always expected of things you could never fully reach. Always seen as a piece of meat to some, seen as weak and stupid. So you worked your ass off to finally work your dream job. And the world all changed when you met one of the bosses. And couldn't help but end up falling.

Paring: Rap Line X Fem!Chubby OmegaReader

Warning: A/O/B!VERS, mentions of sexual harassment, heats, ruts, knotting, breeding, angst, possessive behavior, more warnings will be added as needed.

An(IMPORTANT...kinda of lol): Hello my sweets! I just wanted to give you all a heads up that I will be closing the Tag list after I realize Chapter Ten, just for a bit it will open back up eventually its just getting be to much to keep up with at the momment! So defiently keep an eyes out in the next couple of weeks of the tag list closing and when it should open back up if that makes senses lol. Also I was woundering if you guys would like to talk about the story togthers after each chapter? Like a reading party where you guys send in your thoughts and I will respound to as many, if not all of the replys, asks and anons! Defeintly tell my your thoughts on that if you fine it intresting or not! I hope you like this chapter, it’s most defitnly on the long side compared to the perivous chapters, and they only seem to keep getting longer lol. Anyway have a great day, and I hope you enjoy reading!!!

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God you were crazy,you had to be.

The way the air caught your breath as you wandered outside had you memorized, no matter what age you were the cold always fascinated you. It was memories of the snow days your father would pull you out of bed for, hands on your hips as he lifted you off the ground and caught snowflakes. Or the way you watched your mother fall to the ground to make snow angels how your father as you and your cousin had run around the snow, would catch your mother and spin her around. Their joint laughter had made you freeze eyes casting over seeing your mothers bright smile as your father peppers kisses across her cheeks, as you stood frozen your older cousin shoved a snowball in your face. The burn of your cold nose now having you reach up and rub, the overly large sweater that wraps warmth around you faintly smells of your mother. She had grown worried as days passed and you sat in your room, nesting, trying to get the paperwork done that the ‘sweet handsome Alpha’, Jin, had dropped off. You had yet to confined to your mother what was spiralling with your internship, your college professor none the wiser during your call on Wednesday. His voice filled with joy as he spoke of the email that Yoongi had sent him, encouraging your professor to give you the next couple of weeks off for class since he believes that this supposive internship was turning into a real opportunity for you. It drove you insane on how fast he was to jump, assume. Though you would do that same, you think.

The sound of someone talking on the phone had your mind racing back to the real world, eyes looking around, the tall glass building on the other side of the road. The way the sun reflected off of the glass shook you to the core, imagining Yoongi sitting at his desk, dark brown almost black hair falling into his eyes, the stupid look on Hoseok face when he constrates on the computer screen in front of him. The scent, the combined scent of the three of them, the same one you smelt the night that your world flipped, coursing through your head, the idea a lone had your stumbling over your own feet.Taking a deep breath, the sound of some teenagers laughing had you looking to the side, three girls, Beta, were walking next to one another, looks over worry and even on of disgust caught your eyes it had you cowering, rushing the the cafe door. As you entered, you saw cotton candy pink hair, the large round cheeks as Jimin called your name, it had you smiling as the boy left the counter moving to gester for you to sit making you straighten up as you do.

“You’re hair..is..uh pink.” he giggles as he sits in front of you, hearing the Beta from before chuckle as he shakes his head, his hair tossing side to side as he smiles brightly at you.

“Very, I’ve been wondering when I’d see you, thoses Alphas and their Omega come having been coming for the past three days, asking if you’ve shown up.” He wiggled his eyebrows as you bow your head, hair falling, covering your face as you take a deep breath and shrug. “Never thought they’d like another Omega besides Joon.” His words caught your attention as you look at him with a head tilt, “Namjoon is a friend of mine.”

“Oh cool, didn’t know you were close to any of them.” Jimin awkwardly nods as he huffs and takes a breath.

“So are you gonna stay?” His question made your heart stop, chest tighten, the air catching in your throat as you seem to choke on it. Coughing as he moves forward, hand resting on yours as he looks you in the eye. Safe. You are safe. “It..it’s okay if you don’t. Seriously, I..I don’t know how it feels for a trip to want to court you, let alone a thrio who all think you are already theirs, especially that possessive Namjoon.” His words go from serious tone to a teasing, his smile falling back on his face as his thumb rubs up and down your hand as you look at him. “Namjoon is probably more possessive then any Alpha I’ve met, and both of my parents are Alphas and so are my brothers, and my little sister who just presented is an Alpha. None of them are as possessive as our tall sweet Namjoon.” His words were rambled, eyes blinking, slowly looking away from your face, your own eyes widening.

“The only Omega in a whole litter?” You wonder aloud, making him nod slowly as his hand moves away from you, making your skin freeze as you take a deep breath. “Sorry that was blunt.”

“It’s fine, i’m used to it, being the only Omega out of five is odd, especially when the other four are Alphas.” His words had your nodding slowly as he cleared his throat and smiled back at you. “Being the only Omega was pretty handy though, got whatever the fuck I wanted. But back to what I was saying, the fact that Namjoon is willing to share his boys, and love you is pretty amazing to me if I’m being honest. So whatever you choose I’m gonna say it, he’s gonna be protective of you either way.” You nod at his words, his body moving up and out of the chair as he smiles at you and looks to his watch. “Well they should be showing up in twenty mintiues, think you’re gonna stay today?”

“I’m not sure yet.”He nods as he smiles as he places a hand on your shoulder, his forehead nuding your temple making your body relax as you take a deep breath and sigh. Hand moving to grab our phone, a text from Bambam had you swiping it open.His text had your heart pounding, cheeks growing red as your body grew hot it made you slowly blink as you took a deep breath in.

BamBam: So I am now a marked Omega, bounded.

Y/n: OMG I’m so happy for you Bammie, definitely need to see it next time we meet up.

BamBam: We’ll no shit, who else am I gonna show it too? My mother?

Y/n: I mean maybe?

BamBam: My mother will cry and tell me to stop growing up, then ask me about pups in the next sentence.

You let out a snort at his text, shaking your head as you place your phone back into your pocket, the feeling of eyes on you had the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. Your body tense as you move to keep your eyes down, moving your hands to grab a sugar packet as Jimin walks back up to you, a caramel macchiato in hand as you smile at him.”On the house.” Nodding you move to take a sip of it, meeting his eyes as he gives you his large smile. The ring of the door opening had Jimin moving back behind the counter, the smell of Alpha musk head cowering as you constarat on your drink, hoping that the Alpha wouldn't notice you, or would just ignore you. Yet you didn’t seem that lucky as you felt eyes on you, the sound of the deep voice ordering a coffee to stay has you shuffling your phone out of your pocket hoping that if you were on your phone he’d leave you alone. That he’d ignore you in some way. But luck never seems to be on your side.

Looking up when you hear the slide of a chair in front of you, you see brown eyes with black hair falling in his eyes as he gives you a smile as you look back down your phone. Body slightly cluring in one itself as you took another sip of your coffee. Healing the Alpha now sitting in front of your clear his throat, a growl rumbling with it had your body tensing, hand squeezing the cup making some of the coffee drip out of the straw as you look up at him. His smirk had only grown at your reaction, his body leaning forward as you take a deep breath in and lean back. A napkin being grabbed as you try to whip away at the croffe from the table. His eyes follow your hand as you take a deep breath in as he lets out a grunt as he rolls his lip between his teeth as he slaps his hand on the table.

“So pretty Omega, what are you doing here all alone?” His voice was a force smooth, his eyes gleaming at you as he leaned further, closer to you. Taking in a breath, your scent as his lips part and he smirks brightly at you. “I asked you a question.” He growled, making you jump your eyes closing as you take a deep breath.

“I’m waiting for someone.” Your words were sharp, quiet to the point as you started to take deep breaths again and again. Trying to compose yourself, to calm yourself down.

“Well how about I keep you some company till they show up...or you could just leave with me.” He pauses as he takes another deep breath in, your place you cup down letting out breaths again and again. Go away, leave me alone. You want to say, to scream it out like you had like last time. But the three men had made you cower, made you want to shy away from people around you. Your courage closed off. “Smell delicious little girl.” His words had your chest tightening as you stood up, leaving your cup behind as you rushed to the door, wanting, needing to run across the street, wanting to hide behind Hoseok as Yoongi chewed this Alpha a new one. You want them. “Hey get back here, I’m not done talking to you.” The Alpha tone had both you and Jimin whinine, your body freezing before the glass door. Three figures moving across the street had you whining as you heard the Beta manger growl, “Turn around.” You felt your knees shake, wanting to fight his command you whimper as you almost fall. “Now come here, and shut it beta I’m with my Omega.” his words felt wrong, gave you a nasty taste in your mouth as you shake your head at the Beta who let out a whine at the Alphas tone. Jimin cowering behind him as you felt your feet stumble forward, knees buckling as he growls when you weren’t moving quick enough for his liking. “I don’t have all day, now come.” You omega rushed forward wanting to stay safe to listen to the campand as you felt your neck stretch out as he chuckles and patts your cheek “That's a good girl.” His words were full of nothing but humiliation as you let out a whine, bowling lower as the door opens, the sound of a gaspe as the smell of sweet vanilla with firewood mixing with peaches had your heart slow as you hear a deep growl, mixing with another and whine hidden between the two.

“What the fuck is going on?” Hoseok. Your eyes close as you hear the Alpha in front of your growl as he scoffs at the trio.

“None of your business is just punishing a disrespectful Omega is all.” His words held a smirk, the tone and the words had you letting out a whimper, the sound had a hand resting on your shoulder, physical contact. Hoseok touch was familiar being the only Alpha out of two that has truly touched you in any way. And yet it makes you flinch slightly as your eyes peek up at him, his warm brown eyes looking down at you nodding behind him making you stand rushing backwards till hands were around your waist. Twirling your around, back facing away from the two as you hear growling making your grip the top beneath the palm of yours hands as you take a deep breath in.

“That Omega is ours, not yours.” Hoseok's words in any other time would’ve made your huff and roll your eyes, dismiss the man and walk away but Yoongi scent of freshly burning firewood with pine had your nuzzling closer. As close as you could get with clothes on.

“Focus on me.” His voice was soft, breathy against your ear, Yoongi's hand falling to your lower back, another slightly larger than Yoongi's hand pressed against the back of your head making you look up and peak seeing Namjoons cold eyes staring past your head. His fingers lace your hair between them as he moves closer, pressing himself flesh against Yoongi's back making the Alpha purr, his cheek rubbing against your neck as you take another deep breath. Trying to shake the Alpha command away from your mind, wanting to breathe, needing to focus. You hear the Alpha chuckle, as Hoseok growls once again.

“Well shit I’m sorry, she just doesn't have a mark let alone a scent mark. She a good fuck? I haven't tried an Omega yet...would you mind sharing for a fresh Alpha?” His words had the chest you were pressed against rumble with a growl, suddenly the sound of skin hitting skin with a grunt and a growl had you jumping as Yoongi twirl you around, your back against Namjoons chest. The omegas hand sliding across your waist holding you to him as Yoongi pulls back making you shake your head and whine as he pulls back his cold brown eyes staring at you as he cups your cheek and presses his forehead against your. “What the fuck? You fuck-” His words were cut off with another sound as a chair scraps against the floor, you hear Jimin whine making your eyes snap over tot he pink haird Omega for a split second, clinging to the back of the Beta who had his eyes wide watching the scen unfold, making you look back to Yoongi then Behind his head. Seeing the Alpha on the ground eyes closed as Hoseok shook his head out, shoulders moving with every single breath he took. Hands on your cheeks had your eyes snapping back to your focus. Yoongi.

“Hey, hey Y/n focus on me.” Your eyes watch his, the way his eyes never move away from your face, how his eyebrows furrowed together, and the way the tips of his ears were a bright red. His hair was slicked back slightly, forehead on show the collar of his shirt was messed up slightly from the coat he probably had thrown on while the three left the office. His tie was a maroon color, resting against an off white top from the feel of it was silk that was tucked into his pants. Your eyes catching the dull looking shoes from the day you had split coffee on, it head your cheek going red as his thumb rubs against your cheekbone having your eyes snap back up to his. “Breath with me, focus on me.” You nod slowly, breathing slowly down as you feel Namjoons nose running up and down your neck, scenting you slightly as his nose rubs over your scent gland each time. It had your body vibrate as Yoongi rubs slightly under your eye as he smiled softly at you as you tried to smile back in the moment you finally realized that tears that were falling down as you took a shaky breath in.

“Is she okay?” You hear hoseok ask making you look to see his warm eyes looking at you as you feel yoongi leave you completely making you whine as Namjoon tightens his grip around you calming you down as Yoongi takes Hoseok's hand. His thumb rubbing over his knuckles as Hoseok's eyes leave yours back to Yoongis as you watch the taller Alpha bump his forehead against Yoongis making him look up and huff.

“Just had to punch him.” Yoongi says softly, his head shaking as Hoseok chuckled softly as he looked at you as Yoongi rolled his eyes once again,hearing the groaning boy behind them, Hoseok turned and growled making the Alpha flinch as he whips his lip and huffs.

“Asshole, I hate new Alphas.” Hoseok's words had Yoongi nodding in agreement when pink hair caught your eyes as Jimin moved closer rmaking you pull from Namjoon as Jimin came closer. Jimins small frame pressing itself into you as you take a deep breath as you see the Beta talking on the phone.

“Are you okay? I’m sorry I couldn't do anything once that ton-” You cut Jimin off with a shake of your head as you grip his arm and give him a half smile.

“I get it.” You whisper as Jimin slowly nods, sighing as he looks behind you, namjoons eyes already on the pair of you as Hoseok and Yoogi get pulled to the counter taking the phone from the Beta. “Who..what is the betas name?”

“Oh thats Taehyung, he he was protecting me I’m sorry he just didn-”

“Stop apologizing, seriously I knew someone was gonna stop it whether it be him or someone from the outside. It's just a part of being an Omega.” Jimin slowly nodded again as the two of you pulled completely away from each other. “I’m just sorry for you having to deal with my situ-”

“Don’t you start apologizing, if I can’t neither can you.” Jimins words were light hearted, a smile on his face as you shook your head and gave him the softest smile, a forced one almost. “Namjoon looks worried.” Jimins words were now slightly teasing, trying to pull you from the situation, and in the end it worked.

“He can hear us.” Your words made me smile brightly as you shook your head and took a deep breath in as you turned around, eyes already on you as you moved slowly towards them. Namjoon meets you halfway, though you step back when he reaches to touch you making his eyes widen as he steps back. “Uh this definitely not how I thought this afternoon was going to go.” Your words were mumbled, soft as you chuckled awkwardly running your hand through your hair as you let out a huff. “I just..I..sorry about it.”

“No need to apologize Y/n, we’re just glad you’re okay.” Hoseok mumbled his own hand running through his hair, the red on his knuckles catching your eyes as you reached out slowly making his jaw slightly drop. You fingertips grazing the palm of his hand at you step forward. Your other hand moving to run over the knuckles, each red mark being gently rubbed by the pad of your pointer finger it had Hoseok's whole body relax as he looked at your movements. “You didn’t have to punch the guy.”

“No one disrpects Omegas, let alone..let alone an Omega that is mine..shit sorry.” He mumbled quickly when the last part of his sentence slipped out past his lips it had your lip slightly curling when the dig of the door opening had you jumping back. A police officer was there, Yoongi quickly moving to speak with them as the Alpha who was now sitting up slowly was suddenly cuffed. Your breathing stayed steady as another officer came up and gave you soft smiles, her beta scent was soothing, light and it did wrap around you.

“Are you okay telling us what happened?” Her voice was soft, your arm wrapping around yourself as your other rested on your cheek, eyes looking down to the ground as you took a deep breath in. “You don’t have to today, but if you want to press charges we do need you to give a statement within 48 hours.”

“I don’t want to press charges..he’s a freshly presented Alpha.” You were quick to respond as she nodded slowly, her hand reaching slowly hovering above your shoulder as she smiled at you.

“Of course, we’ll book him then for the night. Okay?” You nod as you see Hoseok pressing a hand to the back of Namjoons neck as the Beta officer walked away following after her partner as you let out a breath and looked over at the three men who were already looking at you.

Focus Y/n. Focus on what needs to be done.

“Okay so I thought about it..about us?” You question yourself out loud, looking down your fingers twirling the ends of your sweater sleeve. You hair falling in your eyes making your huff as you blow hair making the strains fly up and fall back down just a quickly making your eye roll as you stop fiddling with our sleeves, pushing your hair over your ear as you make eye contact with Hoseok, his eyes already on you as he slowly nodded. “I think..I think we should just leave it be..let whatever happens or doesn’t happen..well uh just happen.” Your words had Namjoon whining as Yoongi let out a tut at him as you gave the three a small smile. “It’s not a no, but it’s not a yes.”

“It's just an open for a maybe.” Yoongi mumbles, making you nod your head as you take a deep breath as you look at them.

“I’m going to be honest with you guys I wasn’t planning to agree to anything and just ask for you guy to drop this whole mate things...but I just have this need to try...which is honestly weird.” You pause as you take a deep breath eyes casting anywhere but the three of them, you felt heat again your arm making you look to see Namjoon already looking down at you through a small frown was on his face as you take a deep breath. “It's not entirely your fault though, I have a lot of trust issues and abatement issues that is gonna make this hard..I don't’ know why I'm letting you know instead of you guys just figuring out maybe it's because of what happened and I feel..I feel safe in this moment with you or its just the high of breaking and Alpha command or what.” You ramble looking down at your feet, the black worn out vans on your feet bending as you move. “I guess..I guess maybe today I was able to see you guys as normal I guess and opened up for a chance? So just don’t..don’t hurt me...cause it’s the only one you get.”

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sombreboy · 4 years

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Please, noona ⤑ switch!jjk

✗ 18+ ✗ pairing: switch!jjk x dom!female reader ✗ genre: pwp smut ✗ word count: 1.5k ✗ warnings: profanity, blowjob, big dick, unprotected sex/creampie. (he subby but then switches at the end ok ok enjoy.) smh im jealous of koo in this one.

Hey, I heard you like subby men. @chimoona ily or something

You knew he loved it though..

He loved feeling helpless underneath, being nothing but a plaything for you.

“Just fuck me already…” Jungkook whined in annoyance, tugging at the cuffs above him that kept his wrists tightly pinned to the headboard. He watched the way your head slowly bobbed up and down on his cock, not too slow— but definitely not hard enough for his liking.

It was infuriating as fuck.

You didn’t respond, ignoring his bratty attitude by driving his cock deep down your throat, keeping his bulbous head lodged in the back of it as you stared up at him with a piercing gaze.

Nothing was more rewarding than watching him fall apart for you.

“Fuck…. Please, please…” his eyebrows were tightly knit together as he was unable to look away, cock throbbing desperately in your throat.

You didn’t move. It drove him absolutely insane.

“I can’t stand it, noona! Please move! My cock hurts…”

It hurt because you’d been edging him for so long.

You knew he loved it though..

He loved feeling helpless underneath, being nothing but a plaything for you.

You slowly ripped his length from your throat, saliva dribbling down your chin as you smiled, crawling up on top of the man to kiss him, deep and rough with tongue, swirling your wet muscle around his own. He moaned, the sound so whiny and sweet on your tongue as he squirmed underneath you, the taste of himself on your tongue only fueling his arousal.

You pull back to stare down at him with a wicked smile, tilting your head to the side as you observe his expressions.

“What do you want, little bun? Hm?” You coo softly, brushing his dark curls away from his face. He sighed quietly from your touch, bucking his hips upwards against your fleshy ass.

“I want to cum inside of you. Please. Fuck me, god please..” Jungkook threw his head back against the pillow beneath him, whining and begging for you to grant him something, anything to relieve his painful, aching desires.

‘’I’ve been so good for you, haven’t I?” He added, his doe eyes swirling with nothing but pure submission for you, a slight hint of sadness. He wanted you so bad it physically hurt his heart just thinking about not getting it.

‘’Ah, such a pretty boy when you beg, Koo.’’ You lifted yourself up from where you sat, clothed cunt hovering above where his slick cock laid on his lower abdomen, throbbing in anticipation as he watched you tug your panties to the side, exposing what he’s been craving all along. ‘’Is this what you want?’’ You wrap your fingers delicately around his heavy length, bringing the leaking, swollen head of his cock to rub it up and down your slit, gathering and spreading your juices up to your clit before using him to pleasure yourself. A quiet moan slips past your lips that has Jungkook’s entire body shuddering underneath you, the rustling sound of the chains on the handcuffs striking the room as he kept yanking his arms. He wanted to touch you so fucking bad, to show you just how good he could fuck you if he was given the power.

But it was more fun this way.

‘’Noona….’’ Jungkook’s pitch got higher as he gasped, the self control he possessed was uncanny, holding back from trying to fuck right up into your cunt. He wanted you to sink down on him when you decided to. ‘’Please, please, please…’’

Finally, fucking finally, you gave him what he wanted, slamming down your ass against his upper thighs as his entire length pushed inside of you in one swift, harsh motion. A series of curses slipped through Jungkook’s lips, his body trembling, his head snapping from one side to the other. He was a complete mess for you, your pussy was a fucking wonderland to him.

It was heaven.

‘’Ah, Kookie, you’re so big…’’ You breathed out, placing your palms on his chest for leverage as you began to grind on his cock, using him for your own pleasure. He fucking loved it.

‘’Stretching my tight cunt so well.. Does it feel good baby? Tell me.’’

‘’Yeah, s-shit, fuck..’’ Jungkook’s lower lip was swollen from biting back his moans, but to no avail. The second you started to move up and down on him without mercy, his jaw went slack, lips parting as heavy breaths and moans erupted from his throat.

‘’Yes, noona, it feels so good, keep using me until you cum, please..’’

He was such a good boy, how could you deny him when he begged so well?

You couldn’t…

‘’I will use your pretty cock, my little bun.’’ Your nails dug into the soft flesh of his chest, dragging them down to his stomach. His eyes fluttered shut, hips bucking up to meet you every single time you came down on him, the sound of your skin slapping together sinful and absolutely wonderful.

‘’Are you grateful? That I’m going to cum from using you?’’ You continued, picking up in speed, rolling your hips down. It was difficult to say much else, breathy moans emitting from your lips with every meeting thrust of his own. He was strong, well built, and you loved the desperation in his body to feel you more, deeper, faster, harder.

‘’Thank you, noona… Thank you, I love you, use me, please-- a-are you close? I can’t..’’ Jungkook’s voice broke into a sob when you clawed at his sides, fucking yourself on his cock harder. ‘’I can’t hold it mu-uch longer..’’

The wet sounds of his cock pushing into you was mesmerising, his eyes hyper fixated on how his length disappears every time your hips slam down on him. His body twitches with pleasure, the restraints leaving bruises on his wrists as he continuously jerks at them, annoyed whines turning into frustrated growls the closer he is to cumming.

‘’Y/N, let me loose, I want to fuck you so so bad, please..I promise I’ll fuck you so good.’’

You slow down, procrastinating both of your orgasms, watching his growing frustration turning into aggression. He was so riled up, and as he promised, you were sure he was going to fuck you good if you release him from the cuffs.

He’d earned it, and you craved it...

‘’Okay, bun. I’ll expect you to make me cum with your cock. Or I won’t let you loose next time.’’ You playfully taunted him, and he felt the corner of his lips tug at your words.

The very second the click of his cuffs echoed, falling from his wrists, he lunged at you with such force that you yelped. He swiftly handled your body with his strength, flipping you over to your stomach. He pulled at your hips, ass up, before shoving his cock back into you, giving you no time to prep yourself on your elbows before he started to fuck you with the utmost greed.

‘’Oh god, yes, Jungkook!’’ You moan his name, cheek pressing against the soft duvet as you allowed him to use your body this time around, body jolting forward with every thrust.

‘’Gonna c-cum, keep fucking me!’’

Jungkook initially had planned for himself to be able to hold himself from cumming until he’d made you cum first, but it was easier said than done with the absolutely sinful sounds you made, the way your body jiggled with every snap of his hips… Fuck, it was too much.

‘’Fuck, fuck, fuck, no…god, I--’’ Jungkook gasped, cursing through gritted teeth as his hips stuttered, his cum gushing into you-- so, so much, he’d been edged for so long that everything built up flushed out with his release. It was overwhelming, but your moaning spurred him to keep fucking into you through his orgasm-- ignoring the oversensitivity to the best of his ability, he wanted you to cum so badly.

‘’Please, noona, cum-- I can’t, I can’t, I fucking, ah…’’ Jungkook sobbed, gnashing his teeth together as his hips went into a frenzy, fucking into you with his still rigid length, cum sloshing inside of you with every thrust. Most of it dribbled down your thigh and pooled at the sheets, being forced out from your cunt as he fucked you.

As on cue, you hid your face in the duvet, gasping out a silent cry, tugging at the bed. You came around his cock, body tensing up and trembling, the pattern of spasms of your fleshy walls squeezing his sensitive length so hard that he cursed out a high pitched moan.

Jungkook slowed down, breath heavy and in tandem with yours slowly coming back down to normalcy. He winced when he pulled himself off of you to lay down, wrapping his arms around you in a sweaty hug. You nuzzle up against his chest, pressing a little kiss on his chin when he glanced down at you.

‘’Did I do well, noona?’’ He asked, hand mindlessly rubbing down your flushed back.

‘’You did so well, my bun.’’ You praised, looking back up at him again, reaching to brush away his overgrown fringe from his eyes.

‘’Such a good, pretty boy.’’

#fic: please noona #jungkook smut #jungkook x reader #jungkook x you #jungkook x yn #jungkook x y/n #sub jungkook #sub jjk #switch jungkook #switch jjk #bts smut #sub bts #jungkook x dom reader

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rxntar0 · 3 years

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kinks i think the haikyu!! boys would have ( timeskip seijoh edition )

note: this is what kinks i personally think they'd have,,, consider this my make-up for being inactive af. (SORRY IF THE "drabbles" ARE RLLY LONG T-T) anyways, enjoy loves! you can find pt2 here!

i didn't proofread bc i rushed oops..

f!reader

warnings: kinks? they're kinda common..

oikawa:

i feel like he has a praise kink ..

like he's just fucking you ruthlessly then you hear,

"god, you look so pretty taking my cock like a good girl, hm?"

he only started being serious about the kink because you liked it.

yeah, he noticed the way you clenched around him at his praises 🙄

your mouth hung open as oikawa thrusted his hips into yours at a animalistic pace. your thighs quivering as he gripped them, spreading your legs so he could reach the depths of you that no one else has.

your shakey hand reached out for his chest, in attempt to slow his thrusts. but instead he pinned it at the top of your head and fastened his pace. lewd moans spilling out of your mouth.

"hm? this is what you wanted, right princess?" he groaned, "you look so fucking perfect, but you'd look even better with my cum dripping out of your tight little pussy, yeah?"

your eyes rolled into the back of your head as you felt your orgasm crash through your body, "toru! nngh, cumming!" toes curling, and your cunt tightened while you shook in oikawa's hold. he grinned at the show you were putting on for him until his own orgasm soon invaded his body. his eyebrows furrowed, letting out low grunts as three, thick spurts of cum painted your spongy walls.

"fuck toru!" you moaned one last time as he placed kisses on your warm neck. "you took it so well baby." he grinned, pulling out his softened member as cum leaked from your abused hole.

mattsukawa:

hear me out... gagging/face fucking-

okay literally everyone knows this man has a fat cock, like the girth is just woah. and it's long on top of that.

so of course it'd be hard for you to suck it the way he wants without you gagging/choking. and he gets off to that, ofc...

and he just loves ruining your pretty face, pounding his cock into the back of your throat until your a fucking mess.

tears dripped down your eyes as mattsun forced your head down on his cock. you moaned, pushing his thighs back to ease the choking but it just earned you a firm slap to your bulging cheek.

"move your hands. you caused this bullshit now you can't take it? i know you could do better than this baby." he hummed mockingly. saliva, and precum dribbled down your chin onto the floor as he repeatedly thrusted his fat cock into your mouth, his slit prodding against your uvula. you gripped your thighs to keep from pushing him away, as you coughed, the vibrations just causing him to go feral.

"fuck, that's it, gonna fill that slutty little mouth with all my cum." he groaned. you nodded as your tounge flicked against that prominent vein on the bottom side of his dick that always drove him insane.

a loud curse left his mouth as he fisted your hair, his seed shooting down your throat, leaving you no other choice but to swallow it. eventually pulling his cock out of your mouth, causing you to gag as he tapped the tip on your messy face, swollen lips, runny mascara, and saliva dripping everywhere. "mm, so good for me like always." he grunted, while tucking himself back in his pants.

"just for you.." you giggled, wiping your chin.

iwaizumi:

uh, daddy kink.. nd a dumbification kink heh.

oh god, he loves fucking you stupid until the only audible word leaving your mouth is "daddy"

another guy who just has a big dick so like, if you black out you can't really blame it on him, he didn't mean to. 🤷‍♀️

anyways, he gets off so hard to the nickname daddy

ok this is kinda random but he loves when you leave scratches on his back, it lets him know how good he was fucking you.

iwaizumi rolled his hips slowly, but enough to make your eyes roll behind your head. "look at the way your creaming around my cock baby. does it feel good?" he cooed. you looked down to see a white ring around the base of his cock, your cheeks immediately flushing but it turned you on so much.

"feels so good daddy!" you whined biting back a moan. he twitched inside of you before speeding up his pace. the room full of moans and his balls roughly slapping against your ass.

"god, love it when you call me daddy." he grunted, gripping the sheets next to your head. his cock repeatedly hitting your cervix, sending you into your own ecstasy. "mmhm! you fuck me so good daddy~!" you cried, tears forming in the corner of your eyes as you became a babbling mess underneath iwaizumi.

his jaw clenched as he felt himself about to unload. "yeah? 'm gonna fill you with all my cum baby!" he groaned as his hips faltered. his hand rubbed fast circles in your clit so you could cum together. you cupped one of your tits and let out a loud moan, your tounge lolling out of your mouth. while iwaizumi threw his head back, letting his pretty white cum coat your insides. as you gushed around him, a shaking mess.

"f..uck daddy.." you sighed, as iwaizumi collapsed on top of you. "you make me feel so good (y/n). i love you." he panted

i missed 3 classes writing this, pls love it <3

#oikawa toru x reader #iwaizumi x reader #mattsukawa x reader #smut #haikyuu!!

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