#Oh you haven't heard—

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance. #“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol. #and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here. #just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is” #idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it” #and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

[aueua]

love these guys. the musical chairs

#[art #.png] #[2023.zip] #deltarune #dr sweet cap'n cakes #have been meaning to do something with my verse of guys. this is close enough and now.. i am . uh. free #gif #oh. you're reading this? well. #DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE SWEET CAP'N CAKES. SWEET CAP'N CAKES CYBER FIELDS' BEST MUSICAL TRIO AND THE LAST RESISTANCE AGAINST #THE BIG BAD QUEEN AND ALL HER CREW AND THAT STARTS WITH RESISTING YOU NUH UH UH C #WHAT WANNA SEE WHAT WE GOT YO YO CAN YOU HANDLE THIS hold ONTO your ANTENNAS !! how was THAT did you get ROCKED

[weaponizedducks]

bbc merlin popped off making the whole sword in the stone lore something merlin made up to pep talk arthur

#genuinally this was the funniest thing they did #i have Feelings about this moment #arthur: whats that #merlin abt to bullshit insane Lore: oh you haven't heard #merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #ep 13s4 #the sword in the stone #the sword in the stone p2 #the sword in the stone myth #arthuriana #blue rewatches merlin

[post-it-notes7]

typical day in Dreamland

#meta knight #galacta knight #kirby #post's art gallery #kirby right back at ya #I love MK and his constant refusal to give straightforward answers about anything in the slightest #oh? haven't you heard? #kirby just Does That

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #persona 4 #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #EVERYDAY IM HOWLING. EVERYDAY IM SCREAMING. #for context this comes at the heel of yosuke charging at mitsuo kubo in rage because of his flippance towards killing saki and he's hit har #but souji and kanji jump in to protect him #like ok a lot of things going on here such as the obvious OH MY GODDDD yosuke being yosuke and taking things on for himself #because he doesn't want to bother people?? because he's made it his own responsibility? because his survivor's guilt is still lingering? #i mean don't tell me he doesn't look at how he surrendered to his shadow like apart from his self-sacrificing propensity #i low key feel like everytime yosuke demands answers about saki's death from the murderer/god/etc there's this undertone of how #he would rather it have been him #he cheapens his own life so much and for what #BUT ALSO!! ALSO!! not just souji jumping in because we know he would he's down bad for yosuke BUT ALSO KANJI #listen you've all heard me talk so much about how i adore kanji yosuke friendships #i can't really tell whether it's kanji or souji that says “haven't we earned your trust yet” but it's a line that hits SO HARD #regardless of which one of them was saying it and i think it hits hard in slightly different manners #it's kanji's admiration and how he looks up to yosuke and how he wants to be closer to yosuke as a friend/kouhai/whatever you want #tatsumi “who's your partner now!” kanji has so much respect for yosuke he wants yosuke to rely on him too!!! #and this stands out because kanji is very conscious of social hierarchies and such but as a kouhai as yosuke's junior #he's so specific about wanting yosuke to treat him as an equal #i smtimes feel bad for kanji because he has a bit of that vibe of a poor puppy trailing after souyo because he wants to be in their convos! #he wants to be included! but critically he also just! wants them to SEE him!! #going a lil off tangent but i think kanji's attitude towards souji is very much one of kouhai respect like he understands his place #of like deferring to souji or getting advice from him and just generally regarding him as a reliable mentor #and it's the same with chie and yukiko? but idk man. with yosuke. guys. with yosuke i always feel like kanji wants to break that hierarchy #that convention. that social norm. to cross a line and be closer to yosuke. #he's more willing to tease yosuke in a way he doesn't with the other 2nd years. and this isn't coming from a place of disrespect either #AGAIN. KANJI REALLY LIKES YOSUKE. he wants to protect yosuke!!! he jumps at the opportunity for yosuke to rely on him!! #i'm getting delulu but there's those hints of “yosuke senpai i want you to see me as a man!!!” kind of energy here and i'm it's yknow hmm

[grinnoire]

this has probably been done before

#my favorite white boy #arcade gannon #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #fallout: new vegas #most undeateable man in the world #simultaneously won't shut up about his evil past but also won't tell you about it #looks disappointed in you when you don't understand latin #''oh it's from the bible... you probably haven't heard of it''

[pagesofkenna]

i unironically love the Rat Grinders so much and its so funny to me that everyone on tumblr has jumped onto hating them so vehemently; these kids are transmigration light novel protagonists and it's hilarious. they reached level 100 killing nothing but slimes etc etc

that crap is some of the most soul crushing work imaginable. i will forcequit any video game the moment it's clear that grinding is the only way to advance because i hate it so much. they're not having fun. they're not enjoying the work. they got stuck with a DM who thinks XP leveling is worthwhile and they're slogging through it in the most tedious and boring way possible. they're 'powergaming' in only the most loose definition of the term. they're having the worst high school experience of anyone. they've traumabonded over spending 33 hours a week in abject misery and have now turned feral

#fantasy high #di20 #i also absolutely believe they have beef we haven't even heard of yet #like WHY have they been rat grinding? literally no one could EVER want to do that! #i ASSUME they don't WANT to be doing that so there must be an interesting story about how this all happened! #anyway i'm adopting all of them. holding their hands gently. showing them the healing mercies of milestone leveling #honestly that revelation just gave me flashbacks to the time one of my players really wanted to do XP leveling #and I had to like. actually SHOW them what I was doing at the end of every single encounter and session #before they were like 'oh. ok i get why you say this sucks'

[captainjonnitkessler]

"American individualism has a lot of problems and can lead to a loss of supportive community networks" - true, a problem worth talking about

"Individualism is a poison and anyone who wants to maintain a level of independence from their family, culture, or community is suspect" - BAD. WRONG AND BAD. THIS IS EXTREME CONSERVATISM DRESSED UP IN A PROGRESSIVE HAT

#the immediate backlash to anything perceived as american culture on this site is wild #like . . . the general idea on this site of 'community' as an inherent good that is always supportive #as though the concept of community hasn't constantly driven bigotry and fear and hatred of 'outsiders' #as though people throughout history haven't been forced to conform to all sorts of gender and class and social roles #'for the good of the community' #and obviously i'm not trying to swing the other way here. communities ARE important. support networks ARE important. #but they're not like. inherently progressive? #this is specifically about a comment on a post about unions in which someone claimed your individual voice isn't important in a union #YES IT IS. YES IT FUCKING IS OH MY FUCKING GOD #YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR UNION MEETINGS AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. UNIONS ARE NOT MAGICAL ENTITIES WHO WILL SIMPLY SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS #YOU HAVE TO PARTICIPATE AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR UNION *IS* ACTUALLY REPRESENTING YOU PROPERLY #and like . . . you're allowed to be angry at decisions your union makes! i'm mad at my union all the fucking time! #i will ABIDE by the union's decision but I DON'T have to be happy about it and I'm DEFINITELY allowed to kick up a fuss if I want!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

shit... now that i wear earrings im gonna have to whip up an earring rack to hang them all in plain sight, lest i forget they exist...

#im Thinking! buncha granny squares crocheted together? #or perhaps... some sort of rug thing... #OHHHH RICE STITCH MAYHAPS! #i could combine the rice stitch idea with the squares #rice stitch squares slapped together... #or maybe ill try a New stitch #maybe.... #i have a nice skein of ombre brown yarn i haven't touched yet... #OH OH OH I COULD COMBINE ALL THREE #granny squares! rice stitch squares! Who Knows squares! #that could create a fun Texture. a Look #absolutely unprompted #fuckkkkk i love crochet its so neat i can make my own stuff!!!! #i need a jewelry rack? i can make it! #i want some cozy elbow-length hand warmers? made em! making more! #coasters? abound! blanket? you got it! tiny whale? plenty! cat toys? easy! #saves money and Increases Quality of Life! #i can surround myself with fun handmade things of my own creation #Useful things! Meaningless things as well! #my pig beanie baby has a Sweater now if you hadnt heard! i made it! its ugly. i love it!

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

Is our Bachelor tuckering out? Seems like all the energy of the night is finally getting to him! What better way to blow off some steam than some uber-competitive rounds of ping pong? (Julian won every single game, I'm not kidding!) Daniel feels calm and less "in the spotlight" around Julian, and though our Mr. Vance is still learning to relax into the performance anxiety of national television, I think he really appreciated these deep conversations with Dan!

@mattodore

[ Part 20/?? ] 🌹

included below: dan was actually and legitimately a sore loser djkhffg

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #julian vance by mattodore #|| #dan is A CAT. you heard it here first folks... #he is all about platonic physical affection its like 'oh we waved at each other??? i'm puttin my arm around ur shoulders we're bros now' #some of our contestants haven't minded (i literally use their reaction to a bro bump/hip bump to gauge their receptiveness dkfdh bc DAN ... #(... dan does a lot of autonomous hip bumps its so embarrassing) #but julian is always down!! #the moment i gathered the guys together for gameplay for the night (to get an idea of what they'd do back at the manor) #daniel invited julian to a game of ping pong and NOBODY went upstairs with them it was... honestly a genuine one-on-one it was kinda awesom #dan wanted deep conversations out the ass and so i obliged kdhskdj #julian is a professional lawyer and his vibe is very much that he's presenting himself first and being himself second... not that he's not #genuine or putting on a face per se... but there is a safety to being “on” and aware 24/7 #and dan (he's an ~*empath*~ dfjkhfd) senses that off of people like a bloodhound #he's like HMM... you're not... you're not being 100% urself what's wrong are u uncomfortable how can i help hm??? #dan : absolutely nobody is allowed in my business farther than i let them swim but bitch i am #DIVING in the water if it means i can save you from drowning broh #(but also like if i'm drowning let me handle it i got this dont bother urself with saving me i wouldnt want you to worry :D) #(infuriating... I DIGRESS) #i hope he comes through here ;u; julian genuinely has my whole heart #and i love how comfortable he makes my dan feel~ #also yes julian won every single match idk how he does it but this man KILLS at ping pong/beer pong #the only person who matches him is abhi i'm not kidding

[autogeneity]

ngl moderately troubling to see "your preferences for things in your own personal life that you do with consenting adults are Bad and you should Interrogate Them" from ostensibly my side. unless I'm missing something major here

also violating an interpersonal agreement that you could instead negotiate or exit is surely bad

#like haven't we heard enough 'oh no you are doing this for reasons of patriarchy and are Actually being abused #no I don't care if you disagree' #with kink and etc #I don't see how this is different

[dootznbootz]

Had a thought while i was chilling with my cat today, as you do:

Penelope is the weird Water Wife™ and Anthos is a black cat. We all know that black cats are something else, just weird in their own way.

So.

Are those two just weird together?? Do they stare at you, unblinking, with their pretty eyes?? The half-naiad queen is watching you with her cat on her lap. They're silently judging you. As if she wasn't scary enough on her own - she has a black void with two big eyes by her side as well.

I'm sorry i'm really intrigued by the idea of weird wife and her weird cat.

YES!!! I love my weirdos!!! Also her and Odysseus are a lot like cats in a way as well >:)

Have their "favorite people", chaos, don't take orders from really anyone, etc. They're like kitty cats 🥺 even with how they're affectionate in a way. they're fidgeting with each other often but also will stubbornly be like "I want snuggles. I don't care if I'm uncomfy. >:( "

Odysseus: You know, I'm not gonna stop carving. You might get some wood shavings on you~ Penelope, knowing he won't let any get on her face at least: Don' care. Odysseus: Okay, if you say so. Penelope: ... Odysseus: asdfghjkl You stop that right now 🫵👁👁

Penelope: Odysseus, I'm trying to weave. (one of the smaller looms from the later periods, not accurate but don't care) Odysseus, squeezing her tighter: MMM >:( . *insert that baby seal video type of MMM* Penelope: At least your hair is tied up, but you can't be mad at me when your hair gets woven into it...Stop fucking with the thread, Odysseus.

You want something sad? >:) You want something really sad, Niko?

Years later, while Odysseus is away, something she's wearing keeps tickling her. She gets annoyed with it and has it taken off to see what it is ("My weaving is always flawless. >:( wtf is this?") only to look in the area and see that it was hair tickling her. A tiny bit of it is coming out from the cloth. It's not black and straight like her own. Nor is it black and curly like her son's. It's auburn and curly. Anticlea died years ago. And she remembers what she was doing when she first started this weaving.

And she weeps. :') Even gone, he's constantly "there" you know?

ANYWAYS!!! BACK TO KITTY CATS!!!

Penelope liked these critters because of that but also, "Heyyyyy, you're pretty good at fishing, you funky little creature!!!" Also, they like playing with string so weaving is always fun. Little headcanon but Ithaca doesn't really have as many cats as Sparta (hopping off ships from Egypt). So while Odysseus has seen them, he never really thinks much of them but then Penelope is like "yes, this is my weird little creature. You think you like me? You like this creature now." and he plays with Anthos a little and then is like, "Okay, I see why you like them...Penelope, why is she buzzing?👀 You promised you wouldn't put me in dangerous situations anymore!"

Probably a few cats are brought over for her but it doesn't become like, overrun you know?

Probably others were a bit annoyed by it at first. (cat hair to clean, cats are chaos, etc.) but the king and queen are scary when they want to be. Argos gets along pretty okay with them too!

Since having kitties outdoors is very dangerous, as there are birds of prey and such. A hawk once picked up one of the kitties but an Owl brought kitty back :')

Kitties know that Olive tree bed is NOT a scratching post.

Kitties will sleep with Penelope and check on her when she weeps :'D

"PENELOPE! ANTHOS JUST PUT A DEAD MOUSE IN FRONT OF ME!" "Sometimes they do that. Think it's the cat way of showing you they care." "I don't want this!"

so it's been around 7 years (changed it from 5 to 7) of them being married when Telemachus is born. And Anthos (and others) are very gentle with him but also "please don't grab me so roughly with your little baby hands".

Anthos is a bit older by the time he's around four so Penelope usually holds her but Anthos has had some kittens and...

Penelope: Telemachus, you sure you got him, sweetie? Telemachus: Yuh-huh.

Telemachus loves them as well btw. And he learns how to hold them right but the cat he's holding is pretty chill anyways.

When Odysseus is a "beggar", and before Penelope comes to see him. He sees two kittens playing and thinks "Okay, they're definitely from Anthos' line." and rips a bit of the rags he's wearing to make a string and kind of plays with them. Then Melantho comes in and they run off and he's like "okay, they don't like you. Why is that?" and then he sees why.

When Odysseus is on Aeaea, it's...stressful and he feels on edge. He gets a specific "nightmare" and it's not a fun time. Yes, they dance and sing but he's still very stressed. (Headcanon that Odysseus is actually a pretty good dancer.) Circe has a lot of BIG cats and she has one that is a big black panther with blue eyes (yes, this cat was once a man. he actually will kind of have a story of his own in my fics eventually) And sometimes when he's by himself and not doing well, Big Black kitty will come in and kind of lay on him. Makes him think of Anthos and home. :'D

Polites: That panther seems to like you a lot. He's always following you. Odysseus: Yeah, he's my buddy.

"You were human once... Do you miss them? Your loved ones? Do you even remember?" *headbonks him*

*Big kitty yawns* "You know, my wife has sharp teeth as well being mostly naiad. My son most likely too by now... He was teething when I last saw him but the two he did have were already sharp. Penelope would soothe him with water when he got fussy from them..."

Penelope's 75% Naiad and Telemachus is 37.5% :D In some versions, Icarius and Tyndarius are half naiad! >:D And ANY chance I can have Penelope be weirder, I will FUCKING take it.

#I really like big panther and Odysseus🥺 Polites is a comfort for him as well (and he befriends a few nymphs. #He hums a lullaby that Penelope used to sing and one of the nymphs is like “Oh wow. I haven't heard that in forever. How do you know that?” #and he gets excited as “oh yeah you're nymphs!!! Hey. uh. do you know a way I could possibly like. connect with another nymph?🥺” #I have so many ideas :'D but so little energyyyyy #nightmare is where it's a nice dream at first and he kisses Penelope only to pull back and it's Circe and then he wakes up. #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #nikoisme #PEN YOUR QUESTION IS COMING OUT TOMORROW I HOPE #ask #Water Wife

[mamawasatesttube]

HI this is a really dumb question but why do you think Lois wouldn't be a wingman to superbat? from what I've seen she's married to Clark and still ships the two of them (also I love the three of them and think they should have a threesome so I might be biased in my interpretation of them)

#answers #Anonymous #if you haven't heard of ''fandom turns female characters into supporting props for m/m ships'' before. #congrats but also DAMN thats a big rock you live under #now. because i know people on here can't read. i am NOT saying you can't ship an ot3 or whatever #i AM saying that often m/m shippers have a history of relegating female characters to the sidelines #and stripping them of any actual complex thoughts feelings or agency about the men they are canonically in relationships with #aka ''oh teehee she ships them!!!! XD'' to get around the idea of her having any actual feelings #but anyway i dont have the patience for this today sorry i have shit going on

[trashcatsnark]

Oooh, so this is my first time restarting completely since some of the patches/hotfixes- and I saw a video of this scene being in EA, but never saw it in the final game until now. It's uh.... bugged to fuck, cause the camera for convo/cutscenes like can't decide if gale turned around to face you or not, so something he acts like he's talking to your face while you're like **hovering behind him** and sometimes he talks over his shoulder.

But god I like this scene a lot and like between this and the "go to hell" one, I really like that uh it feels like we're setting up a *go to camp, talk to gale, everyone is like ohhhh I heard you talking to gale* Also, Astarion questioning me on how I'd prefer to be murdered if I turn- beautiful. He very eager to stop my "pretty little heart" but definitely totally only if he has to.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #if you haven't gotten the scene gale basically looks at a mirror image of himself calls himself handsome #then says oh yeah btw we should definitely be turning by now but we are not thats weird #then astarion offers to murder you and shadowheart says she heard voices calling her a beautiful weapon on the ship #you know- just guys being guys

[bumblingbabooshka]

Sehlat Lore

#this is honestly adorable #also Tuvok's parents tell him that animals don't have souls as Tuvok's crying that Wari died #catholic coded #Tuvok: Where's Wari's Katra???? #His Parents: Oh. You Haven't Heard? #star trek #novel experiences #it's so cute to imagine lil vulcan kids playing and cuddling with these giant murder bears #literally almost crawling in their mouths

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Just know the urge to rewatch the breakfast club is plaguing me and it’s entirely your fault what have you done to me /j lol

LOL DUDE I was literally just talking with one of my sisters about how I'm kind of itching to rewatch that movie now lmaooo you *should* you should actually!

#asks #(also the reason I haven't rb'd the piece yet is cause I sent you that last message then got hit with the sleep deprivation beam haha) #(and today I went out) #(aether's version too aether if you happen to see this I absolutely saw thank you love ya lol) #BUT ANYWAYS YEAH #I just showed my sister ur b.c. art (she doesn't know d&dads she's just heard me babble about the Close boys a lot lmao but she likes b.c.) #and she went ''OH SLAY'' hahaha #she was saying how she used to be obsessed with that movie but doesn't like it as much anymore #Me though? I saw that movie when I was 15 and depressed out of my absolute mind so. I think it deserves a fresh watch loool #the criminal was my favorite because I am. how you say. predictable. #but I wonder if I would feel differently now... #looking at your piece specifically though I've been thinking ''shit I kinda wanna write the au now''- #which is to say that I think *you* worsened *my* brainrot hahaha #anyways yeah you know what yeah Mack me personally I think you should fr yw for the urge jaheklfhl