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fragileizywriting · 2 years

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There needs to be at least one snake plushie to hang with the multimice. If we're talking squishmallows, may I suggest... h i m.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHH MY GOD WHAT IF THATS THE ONLY SNAKE PLUSH SHE HAS ON HER BED FOR THE FIRST FEW WEEKS THEY'RE DATING-- WHAT IF THAT'S ACTUALLY A VIPERION SQUISHMALLOW-- LIKE WHAT IF IT'S BLACK AND TURQOUISE AND IT HAS THE DIAMOND ON HIS CHEST AND IT'S THE BIG SIZE ONE AND ITS JUST SURROUNDED BY A SEA OF MICE

what if he holds it in his hands when mari goes downstairs and he's looking at it and he is trying his hardest not to flush down to his converse because holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit hooooly shiiiiiit and mullo just teases him like "she kisses that plushie to sleep every night, you know >:3c" and luka goes so shy

because everything-- everything-- marinette has pulled on him for the past two/three weeks has been so out of nowhere, and for a guy who's practically known for his intuition is completely pulled sideways at all of it-- the confession, the closet, the showing up at his house, the virgin-- the virgin-- the excitement to introduce him to her parents and, yeah, luka does speak four languages but it was impossible for him to remember any of it when he's trying to say hello to her parents without sounding like a creep or anything and what the fuck oh god

and it just comes down to this one plush-- this one, innocuous plush, that sits at the center of her bed and there's nothing perverted about it or anything it's just-- it's just so-- it's just so multimouse--

what if she gives him the multimouse squishmallow after she catches him holding the snake one, looking all sorts of winded, and asks him if he wants hers to take home with him. it smells like her perfume. luka's in so much fucking trouble with how sweet and cute marinette is

the plush matches absolutely nothing in his room. there are so many loose-leaf papers scattered around in his room from hasty scribbles and he can feel a new album coming up that rose is going to love and jules is going to tease him about and everything's a mess because he wasn't expecting any of this and now there's a grey plushie in his room with gentle eyes and a cute smile and oh god it sticks out like a sore thumb in his messy room filled with wires and amps and guitars he has yet to hang up on the wall

but it sits on the pouf. and luka swallows his tongue every time he sees it because fuck she's so cute fuck FUCK

#oh my god i want this plushie so badly #it doesn't match my room #at all #but it's...... so gentle #the little tongue #the :3 mouth #it's so sweet and gentle and i want to squeeze it #speakizys #locker talk #this is what i get for having a Brand^TM in my room #i can't deviate #even though this little guy is so lovely and so affoardable and i waaaant hiiimmmmmm

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bitchybutcher · 3 years

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Texts I sent a friend the first time I watched The Boys, Season 1:

- HERE WE GOOOOOOO

- Butcher has said approximately 5 words

- I’m already dead

- I should not be this turned on by such a fuckin maniac

- Oh ok so Homelander digs a mommy domme

- Ok no but Annie needs a hug. She needs to be protected at all costs

- Why is Hughie only hot covered in blood?

- Deep needs to choke on a bag of dicks but also he’s an insecure baby who wants to feel important

- I love Frenchie. I have nothing else to say about him I just love him

- Butcher needs to stop saying things. Every time he opens his gob the fanny flutters get worse

- I like this Mister Milk guy

- Oh ffs Homelander is legit jealous of a baby

- This subby bastard needs to go on fetlife or the femdom subreddit and get himself an actual mommy domme

- Poor Hughie in the middle of this domestic between Frenchie and the Milk guy

- FUCK Butchers chest looks good in this episodes shirt

- Frenchie you perv no of course no cameras in toilets

- OH his name is Mothers Milk not Mister Milk

- The Maeve actress looks really familiar imma have to google to find out what else I’ve seen her in

- Ohhhh Homelander is insane insane

- I mean he’s pretty, and he’s hilarious, but WOW

- He’s a lil off on the crazy/hot scale

- WHY ARE THEY WATCHING ATRAIN GET HIS TOES SUCKED

- WHY ARE THEY WATCHING

- Ohhhh no Atrain is a using BASTARD GIRL BEAT HIS ASS

- Welp imma be listening to Butcher say “we’ve gotta get some” on a loop for days

- Maeve is so sick of Homelanders shit

- Yup I’m shipping Hughie and Annie hard. They’re so adorable and they both really just need a hug

- WHY DO THEY KEEP WATCHING THIS DRUG WOMAN DOING SEX THINGS

- Well episode 4 is officially my favourite:

He said my name

He sleeps nude

BUTCHER BUM

- Oh ok so Deep is actually just a soft baby

- He’s in therapy omg

- He needs a hug

- HIS NAME IS KEVIN

- And he loves dolphins and he’s lonely oh man why am I feeling bad for this douche he assaulted Annie

- Hughies phone beeps and immediately the guys are like “he got texted by a girl, look at his face, has to be”

- Oh Frenchie is a subby boi too apparently

- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SUBBIES IN THIS SHOW I WANNA HUG THEM ALL

- Kevin and his soft spot for dolphins is melting my heart this kid just wants to do good things and he really needs a cuddle

- They’re on a bowling date oh my god they’re too precious

- KEVIN STOLE A DOLPHIN IN A VAN

- KEVIN IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN AND ALSO GETTING ARRESTED

- Oh dude I’m such a slut for Butcher this isn’t even funny

- Homelander is insane and I adore that but also I’m LIVING for Maeve’s facial expressions when he’s on his bullshit

- Frenchie is such a sweetheart with his lil home cooked meal and setting her cutlery properly

- I feel bad for the female

- Why does Hughie only have one jacket

- Oh boy the Jesus nutters festival

- Ngl the stretch Armstrong fella is kinda attractive

- “You’ve done a murder, comparatively speaking, blackmail is a piece of cake”

- Girl help I’m in love with a fictional unhinged angel muffin

- I WANNA KNOW WHO’S BEHIND THE FLY THAT KEEPS BUZZING AROUND THEM TOO CLOSELY

- Shapeshifter? Some kind of Antman type person??

- More importantly how do I find a genie to make Butcher real cause no joke I love him

- Oop Toni’s kiwi accent slipped out when he said mayonnaise

- Homelander is the neediest little subby bitch boi I swear to fuckin god

- HUGHIE WITH THE GAY BLACKMAIL

- Ooooo something shady with Becca…tenner bets it’s something to do with Homelander somehow

- OH SHIT IS MAEVE A LESBIAN

- Ok so I adore Kevin the Deep. He’s comfort eating junk food and looks like he’s been crying cause of the dolphin

- Aww Annie standing up for herself

- OH NO SHE’S CALLING OUT SAD KEVIN THE DOLPHIN SQUASHER

- Oh wait no ok she didn’t actually say who it was

- I don’t know why I feel protective over Sad Kevin but he’s so sad and he’s so bad at doing good but he’s trying and dear lord he needs a cuddle

- Hughie clapping Annie after she basically told them all to fuck off 😂

- THEY’RE TURNING BABIES INTO SUPERS

- LASER EYE BABY

- ANNIE AND HUGHIE FINALLY GOT TO HUG

- Butcher just weaponised a baby. What. Like it was a little gun

- Homelander is NOT getting horny cause Stillwell called him a bad boy and started mommying him OMFG

- And now she’s calling him her good boy with her shirt open

- Subby boi and his mommy domme I FUCKING CALLED IT FROM THEIR FIRST SCENE

- CRAZY SILENT LADY IS A WOLVERINE WHAT

- Bitch got gutted then just like eh no big lemme just knit my internal organs back together

- YES ANNIE TELL STILLWELL WHERE TO STICK HER SHIT

- Awww Kevin tryna do good again he’s so cute

- A DUDE GOT HIS DICK FROZEN OFF WHAT THE FUCK

- Kevin is so bad on camera oh dear

- He’s trying to apologise and he’s so bad at this

- Who and what the fuck is Black Noir

- IT’S THE I SEE DEAD PEOPLE GUY. HE’S THE MIND READER PERSON THAT’S AMAZING

- Awwwwwww lil baby Homelander

- They need to stop making me feel fuzzy over dickheads

- Kimiko trusts Frenchie this is precious

- Jamming out to the end credits song is one of the best parts tbh, the soundtrack is boss

- I feel so bad for Kevin

- He’s been exiled to Ohio and he’s sad

- They didn’t even give him a plushie dolphin to cuddle

- I’m rooting so hard for Hughie and Annie, this had better work out for them

- WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING TO KEVIN

- GILLS AREN’T FOR FINGERING

- Oh what I’d give to have Butcher stalking menacingly after me in a train station

- Sixth sense guy doesn’t know how lucky he is getting cornered in a bathroom stall by the hottest psychopath on tv

- Yeah I’d let him smash me on a sink any day

- Oh no not more Sad Kevin

- Traumatised baby needs someone to mind him

- BUTCHER SHOT ANNIE?!?!?!?

- Oh god Homelander in Syria this can’t be good

- BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURAL????

- Aaaaaand more Sad Kevin

- Yeah I shouldn’t be surprised that he’s doing the full breakdown shave

- Oh no sad Annie

- Atrain is gonna do himself an injury

- Black Noir is hilarious even though they don’t say anything and have no face

- Soooo he admits to creating supervillains behind her back, and she tops him? As reward??

- This bish does remember what happened to Becca, right? Demon spawn clawing out of her

- Frenchie and MM bonding in captivity 🥰

- Ooooh conflicting stories re Homelanders baby

- Not Hughie going in all badass and immediately getting creamed 😂

- The retainer! Hughie is a genius

- I mean he’s a dumbass

- But so smart

- Hughie: *firing machine gun* I’M SORRY I��M SO SORRY

- YES ANNIE!!

- SAVE YOUR SOFT DUMB DUMB BOYFRIEND AND HIS BUDDIES

- Uh oh

- Roided up Atrain

- Oop heart attack

- Oh fuck he melted her face

- OH SHIIIIIIT

- Butchers hurt little face nooo

- Oh ok season 1 is over

- …it’s 5am

- Aaaaand I can see daylight

- I’m very tempted to just pull an all-nighter and watch season 2

- But bed also sounds nice

- I think bed

- Dream of Butcher

#theboys #theboystv #theboysmemes #theboystextposts #yes this is insane I know #it was the middle of the night ok #don't judge me pls #literally the only thing I knew before watching was that Karl Urban plays Butcher #yes I feel bad for my friend waking up to all that #but she thought it was funny #I'm a shameless ho for Billy Butcher #season 2 is coming next

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gaiuswrites · 3 years

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Which character is the question? The thief guy? Or Frankie knowing nothing about ballet but being all 😍 with you.

ohhhh sHIIIIIIT FRANKIE DJSJSJSB HOYL SHIT HOLY BALLS FRANKIE DISJSJS CHRIST NOW TJATS A DYNAMIC I WOUKD PAY TO SEE MY GOD

I mean, I was thinking about the thief but now you’ve got me tHINKING 🥴👀

#like I would absolutely make up an oc for the thief #I ain’t just calling him thief #maybe he’d give a fake name idk

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twilightofthe · 3 years

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Chapter Nine liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2! Let’s go!!!

Recap time!

Oh shit the ARMORER I MISSED HER even if it’s just her voiceover lol

Y’all I am fucking PUMPED

Oh shit yeah Fennec Shand’s not dead I wonder if she’ll show up again too

GOD I MISSED THE SOUNDTRAAAAAACK

OOOP OOP OOP OOP OOP HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOOOO

THAT’S MY FUCKING SON AND HUSBAND

THERE THEY ARE

LOOK AT THEM

THEY’RE JUST WALKING AND I’M IN LOVE AGAIN

BABYBABYBABYBABYYYYYYYYYY

HIS WIDDLE FUCKING FACE

OH NO HE’S WHIMPERING

OH BABY YODA GOD HOW I MISSED YOU

YES MR TWI’LEK LET THE CUTE BABY IN

YES LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS

*cinemasins voice* Space wrestling!

Oh yeah it’s those green pig species guys from ROTJ whose names I never remember, Gamoreans?

Wherever I go he goes KILL MEEEEEEEE

Lol bruh looking for other Mandos won’t teach you how to find Jedi, it teaches you to pick fights with ‘em

HAHAHA THE BABY IS CASUALLY LEARNING MORE VIOLENCE YES I LOVE IT

Heyyy it was Gamorrean!

I feel like I know Cyclops’s voice for some reason

Lol look at Din he has sense

Ohhhh boy fight time

Time to see my husband kick ass

Oh shit shit shiiiiit is there like, a valuable underground trade for beskar and Mandalorians??? SHIIIIIIIIIT

LOL YEP GO HIDE WHILE DADDY WORKS BABY

EPIC GUITAR WAILING NOISES YESSS

ARMOR HUSBAND KICKING ABSOLUTE ASS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THAT WAS A FUCKING SASSY HEADBUTT LOOOOOOOOK

HE’S SO AWESOME I’M ;_;

HELL YEAH GET THAT TRAFFICKER BABY

AND CUE THE AWESOME ASS RECORDER THEME

I LOVE ME A MAN WHO NEGOTIATES

Whaaaaaat a Mando on Tatooine? Good thing my Mando on Tatooine fic is an AU!

Mos Pelgo, huh? New city!

Pfff it’s been literally less than ten minutes and I’ve already typed THIS much

OHHH SHIIIIIIT HE’S LETTING THE TRAFFICKER GET EATEN ALIVE DAMN SON

BADASS RECORDER NOISES INTENISFY

Oho, “The Marshal”, huh?

WAIT MARSHAL AS IN LIKE “MARSHAL COMMANDER”

ARE WE GETTING FUCKING CLONES?

OH GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

And there’s Peli!!!!!

Holy shit my fic did pretty well predicting that xD

Lol I love her

She is Me

BABYYYYYYYYY

wrinkled critter

Din she doesn’t know what a Mandalorian Armorer means

I LOVE PELI

HOLY SHIT WE’RE GETTING A MAP OF TATOOINE

SHIT I CAN USE THIS

BABY STILL LIKES CAR RIDES

Omg he’s actually sitting with the Tuskens!

TREAT THE TUSKENS LIKE PEOPLE AND NOT UGLY STEREOTYPES 2KFOREVERRRRRRRRRRR

Dang the way he walks tho

(sorry I had to *coughs*)

“Someone who looks like me” pfff Din

Wait hang on a second this “Marshal” isn’t fucking Boba Fett is he he better not

But shit this is on Tatooine it makes sense--

I’M BAD AT MANDO ARMOR IS THAT BOBA IDK I CAN’T TELL IN THE BACKLIGHTING

Ah a blissful stranger. Not a clone tho, dammit, that would have been nice

He sounds young too, I recognize his voice

WAIT A FUCK THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BOBA FETT’S HELMET I MIGHT BE BAD AT MANDO STUFF BUT I’M FUCKING POSITIVE

oh damn and he just took it off in front of Din The Orthodox Mando WHOOP

Shit I know that guy’s actor who is he

OH NO OH NOPE HE’S NOT EVEN A REAL MANDALORIAN HE’S JUST AN ARMOR THIEF WHO STOLE BOBA’S ARMOR THIS BOI IS GONNA DIE AHAHAHAHA

Ahhh we’re going cowboy movies again

Wait so Boba wears real beskar now? I thought his wasn’t

Lol yep here we go Din’s goin’ after him now

“He’s seen worse” Din NO, THAT IS HOW YOUR CHILD LEARNS TO STRANGLE PEOPLE FOR ARM WRESTLING

Tatooine’s got earthquakes?

2012 is that you? Lion King antelope stampede hello

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THAT A KRAYT DRAGON

I’VE WANTED ONE OF THOSE FOREVER

IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

No really damn what is that thing lol

Could be a Krayt dragon? But idk their designs

DIN YOU JUST ABANDONED YOUR CHILD IN A POT MY DUDE WHY

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS A KRAYT FUCKING DRAGON HELL YEAH HELL YEAH FINALLY AFTER FORTY FUCKING YEARS.

Ngl I was hoping it would look a little more stereotypically “dragon-ish” cuz I’ve been entertaining this ridiculous fantasy of Obi Wan befriending one in the Kenobi show and learning how to make the noise

But giant angry sand worm friend is also good!

Din bro careful last time you agreed to hunt something on Tatooine with someone new that dude betrayed you

Ohhhh flashback!

Oh for fuck’s sake why are we adding MORE slavery

Y’all know you can also have literally anything fucking else on Tatooine besides slavery

Gah sorry y’all

Lol Jawas again

And more Wilrow Hood ice cream machines!

Ok but so did the Jawas literally fish this off of Boba’s body, did the Sarlaac shit it out and they found it, or did Boba actually sell it to them?

Oh damn and these ppl probs knew who Boba was too

Oooh dinosaur-hyena thingies

DIN SPEAKS TUSKEN

I LOVE HIM

MARRY ME

Ok but now I REALLY wanna know how Din learned the Tusken traditions

GOOD BOY ALERT! GOOD BOY! IT’S A GOOD BOY! DINOSAUR-HYENA IS A VERY GOOD BOY

TUSKEN CULTURE OH MY GOD I’M LOVING THIS

This is not a time to be a picky eater bruh

Ok there Anakin let’s settle down a bit

DIPLOMACY BY FLAMETHROWER DIN I LOVE YOU

Ok so if you eat a sarlaac does that also technically count as eating two meals since you’re also eating whatever it’s been digesting in its stomach for a thousand years?

Yep Alaskan Bull Worm

OH NO IT SCARED THE BABY :O

Din training a village to fight this thing is a wee bit harder than training them to fight an AT-STsaurus Rex

WHY DON’T WE JUST TAKE THE TOWN AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

This really is just the stereotypical Western episode but kinder to the natives

Damn

“Are you trying to blow us up?” ooooof they WENT THERE

More teamwork!

“Belly is the weak spot” hey so like Smaug!

Wait a fucking second I wasn’t paying attention did they bring Baby Yoda to where he could possibly get eaten by a dragon again

Oh yeah “dank ferrik” is another SW curse

Wait why are they just standing there and letting the Tuskens get eaten

Gahhh everyone’s being so brave I’m proud of them!!!!! :_:

OH EW FUCKING GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS

Gah I HATE vomit scenes especially unexpected ones

Sorry that’s like, a super major squick for me

And dammit they didn’t even kill the worm

Oh and now it’s up there and VOMITING AGAIN I HATE THAT

Oh shite that’s acid

Oh please be careful baby

Ok wait wait wait how did the Jawas even salvage Boba’s jetpack enough to make it fly the whole reason Boba got eaten was because the pack broke

Oh and now I’m seeing a bit of Jaws in this too

Bro noooo are you gonna blow up that bantha?

DIN NO YOU RECKLESS-ASS BITCH

B o i

Actually let himself get eaten

Din where are your braincells

Aw Baby nooooooo

Uh oh I sense more vomit

Or not!

Ok bro that was p badass

Ok yeah Marshal is p hot

There I said it

ASLDKJFSDLKFKL OF COURSE BABY YODA EATS THE RAW DRAGON MEAT

That guy is hoooooooot

“You tell your people I wasn’t the one who broke that” lol yep Han better look out

Huh? We getting excited over MORE eggs?

Oh goddammit and there is Boba Fett because of course

Knew it was too good to be true

Lol sorry y’all just wasn’t particularly excited to see him

Guess that means he willingly gave up his armor, huh?

BUT ANYWAY THIS WAS A BRILLIANT EPISODE

AND I LOVED IT

AND THE TUSKENS GOT THE RESPECT THEY DESERVED

Ok but it also seems at least Marshal and the rest of the townsfolk had the same backwards view towards the Tuskens as Anakin did, now I REALLY want to see RESPECTFUL discussion on colonialism on Tatooine, I gotta know more about this

Still super excited for the next ep!

Aaaaaaaaa!

#liveblogging the mando show #sw the mando show #mando man of mystery #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 2 spoilers #star wars #sw

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shyvioletcat · 4 years

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me reading made of ashes: “shiiiiiit”

Me planning made of ashes: ohhhh oh no...

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lihikainanea · 4 years

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one of my biggest kinks is when a guy runs a hand across my thigh and then squeezes, just resting it there in a very subtle display of dominance. ive always loved it, especially when wearing dresses, because then it's skin-to-skin contact and I immediately feel myself slip into that oh so delicious head space I crave so much. for me its one of the most dominant things a partner can do .. and if Bill did it to Tiger? fucking GOODBYE, NICE KNOWING YOU

In general I find there’s something so deliciously possessive about a guy just resting his hand on your thigh. But like--bonus points if his big hand is covering your hand on your thigh. God, that’s the shit. There’s one scene in Hemlock Grove that is literally like a half a second but ohhhh it gives me butterflies every time. It’s Andreas’ funeral, and for one tiny, TINY scene Roman’s hand is covering BOTH of Annie’s hands in her lap and ohhhh godddddd it fires me up.

But also like, a cute little sundress, and Bill’s hand is on the skin of her thigh? And when he wants her attention maybe he just moves his fingers a bit, scratching lightly? Shiiiiiit.

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bechloe-are-acadorable · 5 years

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Beca grimaced as she walked through the coffee shop door, 6:00am was far too early to start her shift here. She reluctantly grabbed her apron and shoved it on before yawning and making her way towards the till. “Beca, there is a new girl starting today so I want you to show her the ropes please” her manager Jesse explained.

Beca rolled her eyes “Can’t Amy do it?” She groaned, Jesse laughed at this. “Amy doesn’t even understand how to work here and she’s been doing it for over a year now. She’s lucky she has you to cover for her or I’d have had to fire her ass ages ago” Beca scowls.

It was true, not only had Beca got her friend the job but she’d also been covering her ass the entire time she’d worked there. “Fine” she sighed “Great she’s due at half 6”. Beca got to work setting up the machines and such before a red headed girl bounded through the shop doors shortly after. Ugh seriously who has that much energy this early?

Beca glanced up and her throat constricted slightly, causing her to gulp at the beautiful woman. God Beca was terrible around pretty women. “Um, hi what can I get you?” Beca managed. “I’m new here, I’m Chloe, I know I’m a bit early but I was kinda excited!” Chloe babbled as Beca stared at her. Great she was going to be showing her the ropes and couldn’t even talk to the girl due to her nervousness around pretty women.

Beca nodded after a while “Beca. I’m Beca” Beca managed to reply. Chloe enthusiastically held out her hand and Beca took it and shook her hand “I’m... um... you’re with me today I think... Jesse wants me to show you stuff I think” Chloe giggled at Beca and nodded.

Beca busied herself and calmed herself internally. She’s going to be a colleague so you will have to get over yourself and talk to her like a normal human being she thought to herself before turning back to Chloe. “Right is this is the till, it’s pretty easy to use” Beca began to explain all of the machines and how to use them.

Chloe stuck next to Beca all morning and luckily they were pretty dead so Beca had time to show Chloe exactly what she was doing. At around 8:10 Amy strolled in and sauntered over to the pair. “This is Amy and she’s only 40 minutes late for her shift today, well done Amy” Beca commented drily to Amy’s beaming grin.

“Is this the newbie?” Amy asked Beca whilst Chloe was stood right next to her “Yes, hi I’m Chloe!” Chloe grinned enthusiastically “Fat Amy, although my name tag only says Amy” Chloe looked puzzled but nodded anyway. “Most important part of training yet” Beca began and Chloe looked at her expectantly. “Don’t so anything Amy tells you to do and don’t follow her example, got it?” Chloe smiled widely and nodded. “You’re no fun Beca” Fat Amy grumbled before heading towards the coffee machine.

Chloe and Beca had their lunch break together and Beca couldn’t help but notice how perpetually upbeat the new girl was. Normally Beca would find it sickening but for some reason, she found it adorable. She was like a little ray of sunshine and Beca couldn’t help but smile.

“Today has been great Beca, thanks so much for showing me what to do!” She exclaimed whilst tucking into a sandwich. “Just doing my job” Beca mumbled, trying hard not to blush. “Well you’re very good at it, you’ve made me feel right at home” Beca frowned at this. She never made people feel at home. Usually quite the opposite. “No problem” she managed.

“But really though, I’ve just moved here this week and I don’t have any friends or anything yet and I can tell we’re going to become fast friends!” this definitely did make Beca blush. Beca simply nodded back in return and continued to eat her sandwich.

The next few weeks were hard for Beca. She saw Chloe almost every day and like Chloe predicted, the pair became very good friends very quickly. Beca still fancied the pants off of her, but was managing to push that towards the back of her mind, well for the most part anyway.

It was another dead day and the pair were stood behind the counter talking softly. “Is that a tattoo there?” Chloe asked Beca taking her wrist in her hand “Yeah just a pair of headphones” the pair had previously discussed their shared love for music and Chloe nodded her head in appreciation.

“Any others?” Beca told her about the others and quickly showed her them. “What about you?” Beca questioned. “Just two” Chloe showed her the small music note behind her ear and then pulled her pants down at the hip slightly to reveal the small double Venus sign tattoo on her hip bone. Beca swallowed quickly and nodded, managing only to squeak out a “Nice”.

Fortunately for Beca a customer arrived and she took the order. Her head however was swirling with thoughts. Surely only a gay woman would have a double Venus sign tattoo? Maybe Chloe was gay? Maybe Beca did have a chance?

Beca was pretty zoned out until lunchtime rolled around, her and Fat Amy had the same lunch slot and Beca was practically bursting to talk to someone at this point. “Right Amy, I need some advice but you have to promise you won’t blab okay?” Amy nodded clearly intrigued. “Well I’m guessing you can tell I have a little crush on Chloe by now?” Beca asked “Whaaaat? I would have never guessed” Amy replied sarcastically.

Beca rolled her eyes before continuing “Well anyway she was this double Venus tattoo she showed me it before, so I’m thinking maybe she’s gay? I dunno. Even if she is she probably wouldn’t like me like that but I just really wanna know if she is or not” Beca blurted out.

Amy winked at her “Leave it with me” she grinned “Please try and be subtle” Beca pleaded. “Subtlety is my middle name” replied Fat Amy. Beca began to have the feeling that this was a terrible idea.

After lunch Amy sauntered over to Chloe “Hey Chloe” Chloe beamed at her. “Hey Amy” “So me and Jesse have a bet care to settle it?” She asked the redhead “Sure thing!” Amy smirked. “Do you have a boyfriend?” She asked her flatly, Chloe looked at her confused. “Bit of a weird thing to have a bet about but no I don’t” Fat Amy nodded.

“That’s what I said, he said he’d seen someone that looked like you with a guy and thought it was you” Fat Amy continued “Nope not me” Chloe giggled. “You haven’t been out on a date with a guy recently then?” Amy pressed. “I haven’t been out with a boy since I was 14” Chloe continued to giggle. “What? Why?” Amy asked “I’m gay” Chloe smiled. “Ohhhhhhhhh” Fat Amy grinned “My bad, any girlfriend then?” Chloe shook her head.

“What about you, do you have a partner?” Chloe asked Amy. “Me? Nah I’m a lone wolf at the moment, couldn’t be bothered with all of my boyfriends back in Australia so moved over here” Chloe giggled at this. “What’s your type then?” Amy questioned Chloe, who shrugged before answering. “I like petite brunettes” Fat Amy grinned and nodded. “Anyway got to go these coffees aren’t going to make themselves”

Amy headed away “Wrong way Amy” Chloe called, Amy turned on her heels and started walking him the opposite direction. “Just testing you” she said to Chloe’s laughter in response.

As soon as Beca finished her lunch break Amy cornered her, but Chloe was within earshot “Um Beca we need to restock the back” Beca looked at her clearly confused. “What no we don’t” Fat Amy glared back at her “Yes we do, remember we were talking about it at lunch” Beca took a second to click onto it. Her eyes shot wide open “Ohhhhh yeah!” She turned to Chloe “Be back in ten” Chloe smiled back in return as Amy dragged Beca away.

Fat Amy rolled her eyes when they were safely away “God you’re thick sometimes” Beca shrugged. “Sorry I’m just so used to you not knowing what you’re doing in work I thought you’d got confused again” Beca grumbled. “Do you want me to tell you or not?” Amy asked pointedly “Shit yeah sorry” Amy smirked.

“So I basically made out that Jesse and I had a bet that he had seen her with some guy and she said she hadn’t been out with a boy since she was 14 because she’s gay!” Amy exclaimed. Becas face lit up “Shiiiiiit” she muttered. “I’ve got even better news, apparently petite brunettes are her type” Amy wiggles her eyebrows at Beca.

Beca gulped. Outwardly this was good news. It left Beca however, feeling vulnerable and confused, there was no stopping her from asking her out now and that scared the crap out of her. “So?” Fat Amy asked “I’ll... I’ll talk to her later” Beca muttered. “Thanks pal” Fat Amy nodded “What are best friends for eh?”

Beca went about serving coffee until the end of the day. Conveniently it was her and Chloe’s day to close the shop up. Beca trembled slightly as she thought about what to say to the girl, she quickly put the closed sign up and locked the door as she started wiping tables down.

Chloe picked up a spray bottle and a rag and started to clean the table next to her. Beca took a deep breath and decided it was now or never. “Chlo?” Chloe stoped cleaning and looked up at Beca upon hearing her name.

Beca cleared her throat slightly. “You...have a face” Beca managed to spit out, cursing herself internally as soon as the words left her lips. “Yes. Yes I do” Chloe replied, the confusion evident on her face. “I mean a nice face. You have a nice face.” Beca cursed internally once again, that was hardly any better than the first time! Chloe continued to look confused. “Thanks, I think” Beca facepalmed. “Please accept my attempts at flirting, I don’t know what I’m doing” Beca groaned.

Chloe’s confused face suddenly split into a smirk “Ohhhh that’s what’s happening” she chuckled. “I’m sorry, I’m no good at this” Beca muttered, looking down at her feet. “In fact can we forget that this whole embarrassing conversation ever happened please?” Chloe took a few steps closer to Beca “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget this” she smirked.

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8 years later

Beca and Chloe were stood up in front of all of their friends and family, ready to say their handwritten vows to each other. Chloe was first up. Beca took her soon to be wife’s hands in her own as Chloe let out a nervous breath. “You have a face. I mean you have a nice face.” She glanced up at Beca who was shaking her head from the memory, with a huge smile on her face. She glanced at the people assembled before them, some of which understood the significance of that and others who looked at her like she was mad.

“I can’t believe that they were the words you chose to try and woo me all those years ago. More to the point I can’t believe that they worked” there was laughter from the crowd. “But I’m so glad that they did. Beca, I love you with all of my heart, you’re smart, funny, talented, beautiful and there is no one on this planet that I’d rather be stood up here with. You’re my soulmate plain and simple and I can’t wait to start our married life together, to have kids and to grow old together. Oh and just so you know, you have a nice face too.”

Beca was holding back tears. She mouthed I love you at Chloe before psyching herself up to deliver her own vows.

“Chloe, I am so lucky to soon be able to call you my wife. I never in a million years thought I could be marrying someone like you. You’re absolutely gorgeous inside and out. I remember the day that I met you thinking that you were like a little ray of sunshine which normally I’d hate but I couldn’t help but love it about you. You truly are the sunshine to my raincloud, you could brighten up even the darkest of days with that adorable smile of yours” Beca glanced down from Chloe’s eyes to her mouth.

“Yep that’s the one” she commented to giggles from the people watching. “You are everything I could possibly want in a wife and oh so much more and I feel lucky everyday to get to call you mine. I love you so much Chlo, here’s to the rest of our lives together”

Chloe was crying now, Beca reached up to wipe a tear away with her thumb “Don’t or you’ll start me off” she whispered to Chloe. Chloe pressed a quick kiss to Becas hand resting on her cheek to wipe the tear away and nods, holding the tears back. Chloe is handed a ring “With this ring I thee wed you Rebecca Anna Mitchell” Beca grimaced at the use of her full name and Chloe mouthed a ‘sorry’. Beca took Chloe’s ring out “With this ring I thee wed you Chloe Brittany Beale”

The priest smiled at the pair “I now pronounced you wife and wife, you may now kiss the bride” Chloe wiggled her eyebrows at Beca “Come here dork” she laughed and pulled her in for a kiss.

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