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cheshirelibrary · 2 years

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Romantic pun.

#mondaypun

#cheshire library #monday puns #monday punday #bookish humor #old macdonald

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themoonisbrightandmilkywhite · 1 year

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When people abbreviate Everything Everywhere All At Once as EEAAO I read it as “ee i ee i o”

#old macdonald #had a farm #and on that farm #he had an Oscar winning movie #everything everywhere all at once

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azzydoesstuff · 5 days

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old macdonald had an existential crisis

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old macdonald had an existential crisis

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with a

FUCK THIS SHIT

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I HATE MYSELF

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here a scream, there a scream, everywhere a

KILL ME

old macdonald had an existential crisis

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#shitpost #shitposting #existential crisis #old macdonald had a farm #old macdonald

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onebeardedgolfer · 3 months

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Blind Shots Podcast S5 E5: Americans in Oregon - The Old MacDonald Episode

In our 2nd installment of the Americans in Oregon series recounting our trip to @BandonDunesGolf, we go in-depth on the Old MacDonald course. Template holes, playability, and a bit of suggestive golf sacrilege. All good fun.

Our 2nd installment of the Americans in Oregon, discussing our experience on the Old MacDonald course, and the awe and wonderment of realizing the scale of the Bandon Dunes operation. Plus, a heretical idea so crazy I’d could only get away with it because it’s on the Internet.

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#Bandon Dunes #blind shots #Blind Shots Pod #Blind Shots Podcast #Charlotte&039;s #Old Mac #Old MacDonald

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captain-safetypants · 1 year

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An abbreviated list of awkward animals for which my toddler has demanded old Macdonald verses: Llamas Kangaroos Giraffes Bunnies Otters Guinea pigs Yaks Reindeer Fish Whales

#Our playtime has included a lot of YouTube searches #And we’ve gotten creative with the rhythm of the song #Parenting #old Macdonald #Kids songs

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hotvintagepoll · 29 days

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Jeanette MacDonald (The Merry Widow, Monte Carlo)— vivacious and luminous, jeanette macdonald was known for her beautiful operatic soprano voice. she appeared in a series of witty and sparkling musical comedies directed by ernst lubitsch in the early 1930s, usually opposite maurice chevalier. in the late 30s and 40s she was often paired with operatic baritone nelson eddy.

Katharine Hepburn (Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, The African Queen)—This woman. I have been obsessed with her for years. I know the urban legend is a popular one at this point of her walking around set in her underwear when her pants were stolen and she was left with only a skirt, but the pants thing is honestly enough for her to be the hottest in the room in my book. She refused to wear anything else at a time when the public in general and especially the studios did not like that. She was independent, stubborn, and so so very capable. Competency kink anyone? Also, if you want one final way that Katharine's entire life was saying "fuck you" to the establishment, it started young! Her mother took her to suffrage events, and she never got rid of that attitude of justice. I feel like I have barely scratched the surface of all the ways she was such a badass that I'm turning into a rambling mess instead.

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Jeanette Macdonald:

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Katharine Hepburn propaganda:

I'm sure one million people will submit her as an iconic Hollywood star but that iconicness might lead people to forget just how insanely hot she was like she had it ALL she was skilled she was funny she was smart she was beautiful AND she was likely bisexual

The single word I would use to explain Katherine Hepburn's appeal is *range*. In her acting career, that meant covering all the ground between lush period dramas and the comedies she did with Carey Grant and Spencer Tracey. In terms of hotness, it meant an uncanny ability to bring anything from a Dietrich-esque androgyny to some of the best Classic Hollywood Glamour you will ever see.

Katharine hep was so cool. The VIBES, the INDEPENDENCE,,, living life on her own terms.

she just had this.... bearing to her, this power. she could be funny, even silly (like in bringing up baby) but also so regal and elegant. she was nobody's fool and dear GOD that's so hot

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She’s not only stunningly gorgeous (those eyes that pierce your soul! a jawline you could cut glass with!) but her delivery and physical presence in roles gives off confidence and authority in such a sexy way (truly the biggest dick energy of Old Hollywood). Her fiery energy in The Philadelphia Story? Unmatched.

God she's. She's so hot y'all. She has the range!!!!! Funny and dramatic and lovely

She IS the transatlantic accent. Classically gorgeous and such a strong personality.

She's literally one of the funniest women to ever live! She goes shot for shot with Cary Grant in Philadelphia Story and we damn well love her for it! She's the most annoying creature to ever live in Bringing Up Baby but she's so insane and funny that we simply cannot help but fall in love with her (and root for her to give Grant an aneurysm!)

i know she's accounted for but i really want to be sure someone has submitted the scene in bringing up baby where she's pretending to be a gangster

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She simply stuns onscreen; you cannot do anything but be captivated by her presence. Also a non-gender-conforming icon and mild tumblr celebrity by virtue of that one picture from The Warrior's Husband (stage play).

Katharine Hepburn was out here casually changing the lives of young butch lesbians with her gender swag! She wore pants even when people said she shouldn’t, she refused to marry or have kids, and she wore menswear in at LEAST one movie!

Someone's got to mention it, but she's won the most Oscars out of any performer and is largely considered one of the greatest actresses ever. She's got an incredible voice, an incredible presence, and she absolutely steals every scene she's in. She was private person and deemed standoffish and unapproachable, but she was also profoundly concerned for people's rights and was an outspoken supporter of abortion access. Finally, the Katharine Hepburn slacks look is just iconic. I mean look at her.

If I start thinking about her face for too long I will cry she is so so hot. Katherine is so charismatic and charming in everything she appears in - watch her adopt a leopard and fall in love with her. Also she has the biggest dick energy ever (she and her pal Lauren Bacall share that accolade). Also had an incredibly long and varied career from screw ball comedies to serious dramas - she’s a queen of the screen and I adore her.

(I hope someone else submits real propaganda but just in case they don't:) Cries. Screams. Wails. The woman who singlehandedly made me realize I was bi. A real "do i want to look like her. be her. or be with her.' crisis, where the answer was all three. Holy shit please all three.

#katharine hepburn #jeanette macdonald #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old woman #ladies 2

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dannybonesbury · 19 days

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Shower Thoughts

Dennis being a Rick Astley fan is cute to me so I made this dumb little comic based off the lyrics from his song Together Forever lol

#my art #its always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #it’s always sunny in philadelphia fanart #iasip fanart #its always sunny in philly fanart #its always sunny fanart #dennis reynolds #dennis reynolds fanart #mac macdonald #mac mcdonald fanart #macden #macdennis #old man yaoi

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abiiors · 29 days

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grey. hair. oh god. this is so bad for me oh god

#i need that old man IMMEDIATELY #RIGHT NEOW #ross macdonald

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hellsite-detective · 3 months

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hey! im a big fan of your work and the post im looking for goes something like;

"if you censor vowels in your posts you have to put the vowels below" with some vowels censored and then all the vowels down below

"okay th*n. *f you'r* certa*n.

Old McD*nald had a farm

*eieio"

or smth along those lines. anyways thanks in advance! :D

solvin' this *ost case was rather easy. see, i asked G*ogle at the *earch Bar for the initial quo*e my *lient h*d *ent me which l*d me directly to a photograph of the post my *lient wanted. from there, i asked for the quote "eieio" from the address of the second reb*ogged and was handed the link instantly. i filed it away back at my *ffice.

here you are! a cla*sic post to be c*rtain! have a great *ay!

*Post Case: Closed

#i cheated and used consonants for this joke #old macdonald had a farm #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

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cressida-jayoungr · 4 months

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One Dress a Day Challenge

Anything Goes December

The Firefly / Jeanette MacDonald as Nina Maria Azara

Set in Napoleonic-era Spain, this film starred Jeanette MacDonald as a glamorous singing spy. She made this film without her usual screen partner Nelson Eddy; instead, she's opposite Allan Jones, who is far less irritating when he isn't taking screentime away from the Marx Brothers.

For this movie, Jeanette got to wear a stunning succession of semi-historical gowns by Adrian. This one, for her first musical number, may just be the most spectacular of them all, or at least the shiniest! The outline is more late-18th century than her "offstage" costumes, which are in the high-waisted Regency or Empire style--see this gown from the month of monochrome for comparison.

#the firefly #anything goes december #jeanette macdonald #one dress a day challenge #one dress a week challenge #movie costumes #period film #1937 movies #1937 films #gowns by adrian #19th century costumes #black and white films #black and white movies #old hollywood #classic hollywood #classic films #more is more dresses

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swag696942069 · 5 months

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An idea I got while watching Home Alone

Sirius and Remus, on the plane, enjoying life

Sirius: I have a gut feeling like I'm forgetting something

Remus: Pads, we have everything, we have everyone, we did all that we needed to do. We're fine!

Sirius, slightly shaking his head, looking through his bag: Still I can't shake the feeling. Did we turn off all the lights?

Remus: Yes.

Sirius: Did I lock the door?

James, popping his head up from the seat infront of them: No. I did *smirks*

Sirius, tilting his head: Did we lock the gate?

Remus, thinking for a second: You know what? That's what it is. We forgot to lock the gate.

Sirius, let's out a sigh of relief: Oh.

Peter: See? Everythings fine Pads.

Sirius, nodding along: Yeah, right. I don't know why I was so worried. We'll just have Reg ask Crouch to shut the- *moment of realization* OH MY GOD WE FORGOT REG!!!

Everyone starts panicking

Meanwhile back at home:

Regulus, sitting down at the kitchen counter, bed head, looking around: Siri, James? Remus? Peter? *Looks around some more, takes a breath as realization hits* DID THOSE MOTHERFVCKERS FORGET ME!?!?!?