#One time Sasuke grabbed his prostetic arm and slapped his cousin with it and his cousin got angry but also was not sure how to react

[fiction-queen-blog]

Imagine a modern AU SNS fanfiction where Naruto and Sasuke are online friends for years and Naruto asks Sasuke how he looks like in rl and Sasuke is like :"I have an arm" and Naruto laughs and goes "everybody has two arms u gotta be more specific." and Sasuke laughs and later they meet up and Naruto sees Sasuke has one arm and not two and he laughs harder because now he understood why Sasuke laughed that time.

And they become closer friends, real life friend. And start dating and I am sucker for one armed Sasuke cracking cynical jokes like throwing his prostetic arm at his mother who asks if he could give her "a hand" with the dishes or scare the shit out of childeren when giving out Halloween candy.

Everytime sb asks him what happened to his arm he makes up an anime sob story and nobody is getting a straight answer from him.

#Sasuke #Naruto #SNS #One armed Sasuke #Ns #Sn #NaruSasu #SasuNaru #He lost his arm when his dad was mowing the grass and he tried and the bladed of the mower caught his arm and his arm had to be amputees #He was like four when that happened #Whenever Fugaku is being mean Sasuke goes yo dad I forgave u for chopping my arm off #Fugaku goes quiet mostly then #Sasuke is like 17 #So is Naruto #imagine conversation during their online gaming session going WTF SASUKE I GAMING WITH ONE ARM OR STH GET UR SHIT TOGETHER #When he goes shopping and the price is super high he goes Wow I wish I could pay and arm and a leg for this but well I only have one arm #Itachi chuckles every time at that joke #Makes some people very uncomfortable #One time Sasuke grabbed his prostetic arm and slapped his cousin with it and his cousin got angry but also was not sure how to react #Like was he allowed to grab the arm and hit him back? #What are the social rules on that?