I hate it when people make the DC characters feel scared of Phantom. Or when they make them freak out over how crazy his life is
Most of the characters would just go “Oh a Ghost King! That's cool” and either attack, befriend or ignore
They always write Dick to be the responsible one when he's not. If he saw this child he wouldn't go “Omg he's so young!!! Poor baby!!!” he'd go “Oh god no please don't let B see this one” and then “Hey this one's kind of fucked up. I'm going to keep it for a while to see what happens wish me luck🤞”
Or when they make the JL freak out about him. Guys, Flash is able to break reality, time travel, destroy the multiverse and more. If he finds out Danny is Dick's clone or something he'd go “again? How many clones are there?” and just vibe with it
Danny would be so happy to find people who just don't give a shit about how weird he is. He only has his friends and sister and they're just. Three people. This boy needs mental help and everyone freaking out about him isn't helping. He's just vibing with his new also overpowered friends
“Yeah so I'm half dead. I was killed by a ghost portal that opened right where I was, and instead of actually killing me it brought me back to life. I'm a ghost possessing its own body. Sometimes if I feel too weak I'll look the way I looked when I died — with my chest half open and my eyes bleeding. My blood is green. I will probably see everyone I love die. Wild, right?”
“Oh yeah! I've got my own experience with dying. It sucks, man. It's funny for the fastest man alive to not have been able to outrun death lmao. Speedsters also age really weirdly. I'm a married adult with two children but I look like I'm 18. But then later I look like I'm 30. And then 20. And then 40. Sometimes I'm afraid I'll look into the mirror and won't recognize who I see haha”
“Talking about body horror! I don't know if I'm the real me. I've created so many mes (the scout thingies) that I can't tell if I'm the original one or not. Maybe I died, and I'm the only thing that remains of me, and I would never be able to tell. I could be being tortured right at this moment. I could be trapped in the speedforce. And no one would ever know because I'm right here, but if I'm not me then they'd live with an imposter by their side”
“Ahh, body horror. My old friend”
(they're all on the verge of a panic attack)
Danny, glowing with a green light at 3am in the kitchen: Hey what the fuck are you doing here
Green Lantern, also glowing with a green light: I live here you fuck
Danny: Shit this isn't my house??
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Cryptid-esque Batman, but he uses vantablack for his entire outfit.
Everything is just, black, darkness, a moving shadow, save for when the cloak opens and there's the bat-symbol. He keeps it a different colors so his kids can still find him, but the moment they're in range he closes the cloak and it's like they're just gone.
He still has all of his armour and gadgets, they're just completely invisible amidst the rest of his form. The kids might be covered in bright colors, but he makes sure to give them each a cape or cloak for hiding. Just in case.
The issue is that now all of Gotham thinks the batclan are some sort of living shadows that form in the night. Not helped when Duke joins for the daylight and quite literally glows.
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The idea of MC 'working' for Skull is sweet but I can imagine her trying to at least do something. Picturing her serving Skull tea and a lunch she prepared him because damn it, she's earning her paychecks! And Skull is just completely enamored because his wifey made him food and she's so pretty and he's just heart eyed.
I love the thought of Mc being on a mission to secretly do chores behind Skull's back. She finds out he's fallen asleep in his chair, and she immediately sneaks out of the room to run downstairs into the servant quarters and help with whatever they're doing. They often have an apron waiting for her so she can get straight to work. If Skull discovers she's disappeared from the room (she's well-trained in moving silently around a big house) the first place he checks is the kitchens.
I think that even well into their marriage, when she's the lady of many beautiful houses and technically part of the aristocracy, Mc still wouldn't be able to shake off the need to assist the workers hands-on whenever she can. Sorting linens, helping during laundry day, clearing out the fire coals herself in the early morning because her body is still trained to wake up with the sun. She carries a rag in her pocket, and quickly polishes silverware or tabletops when she's got a passing moment. Her new life is comfortable... she's not used to comfortable.
She still has nightmares that she's in trouble for falling behind on her chores. She'll wake up in the middle of the night and start dressing herself in a teary panic, mumbling incoherently about needing to go scrub the pantry stairs before the housekeeper wakes up. Skull, used to nightmares of his own, is very good at gently shepherding her back to bed.
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Someone needs to make a Joel SmallishBeans getting jumpscared by other people compilation. Istg that man is always on the edge of his seat 😭
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I love love love your art, I’m constantly sending it to my partner and saying “can we do that” even when it’s like. Holding hands. Or violence
love that
my partner does the same thing whenever i post stuff in my artdisc
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what i learned from cr bg3 livestream:
caduceus' guilty pleasure is kombucha
fresh cut grass could be henry crabgrass' dad
chetney is fjords dad. canon. no more questions
mollymauk is he/him but could be swayed
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