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pandasan-power · 1 year
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Anime/Manga Lists
If for whatever reason you want to keep up with what I'm reading (and sometimes watching) or want to know my tastes, please see my Anime-Planet profile.
I don't really watch anime anymore because my brain sucks but I read a fair bit of manga.
Click below for my currently reading & watching lists.
Currently Reading:
Akebi-chan no Sailorfuku (Akebi's Sailor Uniform)
Ayakashi Triangle
Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)
Blue Exorcist (Ao no Exorcist)
Children of the Whales (Kujira no Kora wa Sajou ni Utau)
Fly Me to the Moon (Tonikaku Kawaii)
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Sousou no Frieren)
Gozen 2ji Made Kimi no Mono
Heavenly Delusion (Tengoku Daimakyou)
I Cannot Reach You (Kimi ni wa Todokanai.)
Insomniacs After School (Kimi wa Houkago Insomnia)
Laid-Back Camp (Yuru Camp)
Mieruko-chan
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid (Kobayashi-sanchi no Maidragon)
Ore ga Watashi ni Naru Made
Seraph of the End (Owari no Seraph)
The Apothecary Diaries (Kusuriya no Hitorigoto)
The Case Files of Jeweler Richard (Housekishou Richard-shi no Nazo Kantei)
The Case Study of Vanitas (Vanitas no Carte)
The Maid I Hired Recently Is Mysterious (Saikin Yatotta Maid ga Ayashii)
The Saga of Tanya the Evil (Youjo Senki)
The Summer Hikaru Died (Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu)
Tourou no Ori
Turns Out My Online Friend Is My Real-Life Boss! (Online Game no Nakama to Sashi Off Shitara Shokuba no Oni Joushi ga Kita.)
Currently Watching:
Pokemon: Aim to Be a Pokemon Master!
Pokemon (original anime; rewatching)
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asedanaraka · 2 years
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REZA DE PROTEÇAO E ABERTURA DE CAMINHOS🍀 Essa reza e para o Bara ou Exu pessoal Em primeiro lugar, lave sua boca com Gin e jogue na terra, em seguida mastigando 7 pimenta da costa e depois cuspa pra frente, pra direita e esquerda. Agora sim, faça a reza (Oriki) : "Exu Oni bodê Orum Oxeturá eni omo iá eni o mo babá Ti Adi toju bi omo Elegbara iuô la pe loni uá loni i bi omo ti njé Iá re uara nitori rogbô diã ilê aiê po jojô ogum ni uá Ogum lehim ilê aiê ogum ojô jumo ogum Ati iê to mu olomo ki o ma mo omo re to mu ore di otá arauom To mu eni du ipo omo lakeji to jeki a fé oju mo nkã eni Auá bebê fum abó re Exu Lalu uá gbô orô ati laroiê Uá so uá babá njadê lo so uá ti a pá padá uá le uá ki ogum Aiê ma le riuá gbe se Exu olo na onã ti Exu ba si enikã ki di uá si onã fun Uá eniti Exu ba si onarê lo segum aiê se uani olussegum ki otá Ma leri na gbe se eni onã re ba si pereguedê loni alafia babá orô Exu Odara da abó re bouá loni Axé." Tradução : Exu guardião do Orum. Oxeturá, aquele que não conhece sua mãe, aquele que não conhece seu pai. Mas que recebeu todo cuidado de Adi, O dinâmico. É você que estamos chamando, venha nos atender hoje assim que o filho atende sua mãe. As intrigas deste mundo estão demais. A guerra está na frente, a guerra está atrás de nós. O mundo é uma guerra diária A guerra de sobrevivência. Que fez os pais desconhecerem seus filhos Que fez os amigos virarem inimigos Que fez pessoas tomarem o lugar dos outros. Que fez com que colocassem olho grande em nossas coisas Nós estamos pedindo a sua proteção Exu, o ouvidor, Venha ouvir nossas palavras e reivindicações. Proteja-nos ao sairmos de casa Proteja-nos ao voltarmos para casa, que a guerra deste mundo não consiga nos vencer Exu o dono dos caminhos. O caminho que Exu abre ninguém é capaz de fechar, venha abrir nossos caminhos Aquele a quem Exu abrir os caminhos será o vencedor na guerra da vida Faça de nós vencedores Que o inimigo não consiga nos vencer. Aquele que tem seus caminhos abertos Terá saúde, o pai de todas as riquezas Exu o imprevisto venha a nos proteger hoje com todas as forças, axé. Muito Axé Hoje e Sempre. 🔴Airton Folha #ilêaséibádanaràká🌈 (em Ilê Asé Ibá Dan Aràká) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjFzpZhAHPd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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ifeelalot · 3 years
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i like you too.
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rpghorrorfan · 4 years
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https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-g-AzHPQYdpiuQElx1hGiBg9CnZWi0N9
I made a (big) playlist compilation of various indie horror (including both RPG maker and other stuff) creepy moments/music/gameplay. The first half covers RPG maker, the second other engines. It does contains spoilers for various games (listed below in order) and all content warnings apply due to the nature of these games. Please enjoy and if you’re interested please check out these games because they’re made by extremely talented people and are weird/interesting/scary!
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RPG maker/Wolf RPG Editor Games:
The Witch’s House
Ib
Blank Dream
Corpse Party Blood Covered / Rebuilt (not rpg maker-Book of Shadows, Blood Drive, 2U)
Ao Oni / Aqua Oni / Nira Oni / Mura Oni (fangames and original)
Yume Nikki / .flow (not rpg maker-Dream Diary)
OFF
Toilet in Wonderland
Misao (Remake and original) / Mad Father
Headless Prisoner
Paranormal Syndrome 1
Akemi Tan / Sukutte Save Me / Pilgrim
Rust and Blood / It Moves / Skinwalker
Creepypasta Land (original)
00.15 / It’s...just a dream
Oyadori No Ko
Killer Bear
Oni Asobi
Hello? Hell...o?
Akai Kaidan
Siryou no Yasiki ~ The Cursed House
Lisa The First
The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood / Mix Ore / Yanderella /Bokko Youchien / Mikoto Nikki (not rpg maker- Menherafflesia/Vanilla: Garden of Judgement/Cradle of Ruin)
Dear Mariko (original)
Shiro no Noroi
Forest of Drizzling Rain
Substitute Sacrifice Girl
Paranoiac (original and remake) / Insanity (original and remake) / The Crooked Man / The Sandman / The Boogie Man / The Hanged Man / Mermaid Swamp (original and remake)
Re:kinder
Time traveler
Midnight Puppeteer
Underworld Capital Incident
Re;member
Fantasy Maiden’s Odd Hideout / Chloe’s Requiem
Bevel’s Painting
Patty and Mr Miles
Leave
Dreamfarer
Memento
Friendship
June Bride Nightmare
b*x
Amayado Bus Stop
Purgatory
Detective Inaba no 3
Mouth Sweet
Turtle Head
Nightmare of the Snow
Pom gets WiFi
Toraware no Shoujo (original)
Hide and Seek (Story of Dorothy)
Nightmare of Melanie
Ghost School
Last Week
Red Wolf
Momoka
Lavender
Wolf and Rabbit
Birthday Kid
Libretta
Dreaming Mary
Mogeko Castle / Wadanohara / The Gray Garden
1bitheart / Lieat / Alice mare
End Roll / Farethere City/ Walking on a Star Unknown
Nightmare Traveller
Trick and Treat
A Figment of Discord
Imaginary Friends
Dolorific: A House
Sabrina
Memento Mori
A Cliche Birthday
Urma
Traumerei
Prom Dreams/Turovero: The Celestial Tower
Your Turn to Die/Your Time to Shine
Witch’s Heart
Hansel
At Home Alone
Close Your Eyes/Red Haze/Found Horror Game 11.exe
The Dreams of Melody Moonlight (sequel)
Pocket Mirror
Aria’s Story
Dream of Gluttony
From Next Door
Grimm’s Hollow
Nui goes to Town
No Delivery
Stitched
Lucie
Easter
Hello Charlotte
Stray Cat Crossing
Oneshot
Purple
Crystal Confines
Other:
Kio’s Adventure
Clock Tower SNES
Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion
Cuphead
Doki Doki Literature Club
Undertale
FNAF 1 / FNAF Pizzeria Simulator / FNAF World / One Night At Flumpty’s / Five Night’s At Treasure Island
Sally Face
Hatoful Boyfriend
Demonophobia
Grappi
Irisu Syndrome / Ai to Yuuki to Kashiwamochi
Feast
Confess My Love
Super Surprise Party
Eversion
Imscared
Baldi’s Basics 64 (mod of original)
Innyume
Yomawari series
Yuppie Psycho
Various .exe games
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levysoft · 3 years
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Tutti noi abbiamo le nostre piccole crociate personali da combattere. La mia è l'infinita battaglia in difesa di RPG Maker, accusato da molti di essere un motore pessimo usato solo da sviluppatori pigri.
I giochi realizzati con RPG Maker tendono ad avere tutti lo stesso aspetto: questo significa che sono solo gli sviluppatori senza talento ad usarlo?
Ho deciso di dimostrare alle persone che si sbagliano e, per farlo, ho usato la Scienza. Questo è il motivo per cui sono andata alla ricerca su Steam del tag RPG Maker e ho raccolto dei dati su tutti i 559 giochi usciti fino ad oggi con quel tag.
Guardate qui i risultati della mia assurda ricerca.
Le versioni del motore
Nel corso degli anni sono state pubblicate molte versioni di RPG Maker e anche quelle più vecchie sono ancora in uso.
Per capire qual è stata la versione esatta utilizzata per realizzare ciascun gioco avrei dovuto fissare con attenzione tantissimi alberi, quindi non posso assicurare che le mie stime siano corrette al 100%. Ci sono stati anche un paio di giochi che non sono stata in grado di identificare, perché sembravano troppo diversi dal tipo di gioco medio sviluppato con RPG Maker.
Detto questo, il tag di Steam di RPG Maker contiene più o meno:
13 giochi realizzati con RPG Maker 2003
67 giochi realizzati con RPG Maker XP
213 giochi realizzati con RPG Maker VX/VX Ace
145 giochi realizzati con RPG Maker MV
23 giochi sviluppati con altri motori
Il risultato non sorprende. RPG Maker VX è in circolazione da un po' e possiede il maggior numero di risorse personalizzabili e plug-in disponibili liberamente per gli sviluppatori. I progetti non possono essere trasferiti alle versioni più recenti, perciò gli sviluppatori di solito scelgono un motore e lo utilizzano per anni.
Dati provenienti dalle recensioni
Le recensioni su Steam non sono veramente indicative della qualità di un gioco, ma rappresentano comunque un buono strumento per valutare se un titolo è stato ben accolto dal pubblico.
Questi sono i punteggi di tutti i 559 giochi che ho analizzato:
15 perlopiù negative
95 nella media
66 perlopiù positive
94 positive
89 molto positive
10 estremamente positive
190 giochi non raggiungono il numero minimo di 10 recensioni e quindi non hanno ottenuto un punteggio. I giochi “positivi” sono quelli con punteggio positivo, ma con meno di 50 recensioni.
In media, un gioco sviluppato con RPG Maker riceve 227 recensioni. La maggior parte dei giochi senza punteggio sono stati pubblicati dopo il lancio di Steam Direct.
I giochi realizzati con RPG Maker hanno un valore medio del 76% di recensioni positive, cosa che li fa posizionare saldamente nella categoria “perlopiù positive”.
Ecco: i giochi sviluppati con RPG Maker non sono formalmente così pessimi. La Scienza lo ha dimostrato. Ma perché hanno una così cattiva reputazione?
Ho qualche idea che potrebbe aiutarci a capirlo.
I giochi sviluppati con RPG Maker sono sempre stati qui
Per anni, RPG Maker non aveva un publisher occidentale. Le persone hanno piratato il motore, lo hanno tradotto e utilizzato per creare piccoli giochi RPG per poi postarli, giocarci e commentarli in piccole comunità molto affiatate.
Quando RPG Maker VX è apparso su Steam, Steam Direct stava venendo alla luce. Per la prima volta, gli utenti di RPG Maker hanno avuto la possibilità di pubblicare direttamente i propri lavori su Steam.
Questo è il motivo per cui la piattaforma è stata invasa da JRPG dall'aspetto semplice. Non si tratta chiaramente di lavori scadenti prodotti da sviluppatori malintenzionati: la maggior parte dei giochi con punteggi bassi sono evidentemente i primi lavori di sviluppatori inesperti. Dopo tutto, perché pubblicare il tuo primo gioco su un forum quando hai l'opportunità di metterlo su Steam come un vero sviluppatore?
I giochi creati con RPG Maker sono sempre esistiti: le persone li pubblicavano semplicemente altrove.
Sono molto facili da identificare
Gli RPG richiedono una quantità enorme di risorse: luoghi, personaggi, mostri e menu. La maggior parte degli sviluppatori che utilizzano RPG Maker sfrutta le risorse predefinite fornite dal motore, migliorandole qua e là con una personalizzazione occasionale di personaggi e illustrazioni.
Questa è la ragione per cui i giochi RPG tendono a sembrare tutti molto simili tra loro. Non è una questione di pigrizia: la maggior parte dei piccoli sviluppatori semplicemente non ha il tempo, le capacità e le risorse per riuscire a fare tutto da zero.
RPG Maker offre anche molti sistemi predefiniti. Ad esempio, il sistema di salvataggio, il sistema di combattimento e i menu. Strumenti che tornano utili, ma che sono molto difficili da modificare (e in alcune versioni la cosa risulta addirittura impossibile). Gli sviluppatori possono passare ore a personalizzare i propri lavori ma, alla fine, i piccoli dettagli, come il menu delle opzioni, faranno intuire ai giocatori che si tratta di un gioco sviluppato con RPG Maker.
... il tag ti sta mentendo
I tag di Steam sono aggiunti dai giocatori, che non sono sempre ben informati sui motori di gioco.
Ventitrè giochi contrassegnati con il tag RPG Maker non sono stati realizzati con questo motore. Nove di questi sono stati sviluppati con l'editor WOLF RPG, un'alternativa gratuita a RPG Maker utilizzata in Giappone. Gli altri sono stati prodotti con Game Maker o motori personalizzati.
Questi giochi, pur non essendo stati sviluppati con RPG Maker, hanno comunque tutte le caratteristiche di quei tipi di giochi: sono i classici JRPG in pixel-art che ricordano l'era SNES, pieni di combattimenti a turni e di grandi ritratti in stile anime.
D'altra parte, i giochi che vanno oltre le aspettative di ciò che un gioco sviluppato con RPG Maker dovrebbe essere, sfuggono al tag. Il coloratissimo collage game “Where They Cremate The Roadkill”, ad esempio, non è stato taggato sebbene sia stato realizzato con RPG Maker XP.
Questa è la ragione per cui i tag relativi ai motori non dovrebbero semplicemente esistere.
Altre considerazioni sparse:
RPG Maker 2003 non morirà
RPG Maker 2003 è uno dei motori più vecchi che vengono ancora utilizzati per sviluppare. Al giorno d'oggi, RPG Maker 2003 è come una retro-console: i suoi grossi limiti sono divertenti da aggirare e aiutano allo stesso tempo gli sviluppatori in solitaria a non abbandonare i propri progetti.
Non ha nessun senso che sia ancora in circolazione, eppure sono contenta che lo sia. […]
Mancano i giochi migliori.
Il numero di giochi sviluppati con RPG Maker presenti su Steam è impressionante, eppure mancano tutti quelli più iconici. Non c'è traccia di Space Funeral, né di Ao Oni o di OFF e Gingiva.
Sono troppo punk per essere su Steam. Ma a causa della loro assenza, il pubblico mainstream ha iniziato ad associare RPG Maker a semplici JRPG e non ha mai avuto modo di provare cosa si può fare quando si spinge il motore al limite. Quando su Steam è approdato il classico cult Yume Nikki perché il publisher ne ha pubblicato il sequel, sembrava che qualche orribile segreto fosse stato rivelato al mondo.
La facilità d'uso di RPG Maker attrae spesso giovani sviluppatori inesperti, ma lo rende anche un buon motore per gli sviluppatori che preferiscono concentrarsi sugli aspetti artistici, la narrazione e l'atmosfera. È un gran bello strumento per i giochi sperimentali, che ci ha regalato molti giochi divenuti classici, che hanno finito per influenzare i titoli più famosi. Dubito che avremmo avuto Undertalesenza OFF, ad esempio. Sicuramente non avremmo avuto LISA, nato prima come il fan-game Yume Nikki.
I più letti adesso
Su Steam, il tag RPG Maker ha raggiunto il punto in cui non rappresenta più un motore, ma piuttosto un genere con aspettative ben definite. Si è creata una falsa associazione tra il software, il tipo di giochi che produce e la loro qualità, ignorando una ricca cultura fatta di rotture creative, esperimenti artistici e fan-game.
Se volete provare giochi realizzati con RPG Maker decisamente più creativi, i siti Rpgmaker.net e Vgpersonsono i luoghi perfetti per iniziare. E se dopo continuerete a pensare che tutti i giochi sviluppati con RPG Maker sono pessimi, dovrete forse accettare che non fanno semplicemente per voi.
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No.TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date[1]1'My Story' Transcription: 'Ore no Monogatari' (Japanese: 俺のものがたり)Kotono WatanabeNatsuko TakahashiApril 8, 2015Takeo Gōda is a large gorilla-like boy who, despite being admired by his male peers, has had little luck with romance. Every girl he develops a crush on ends up falling for his best friend, Makoto 'Suna' Sunakawa, who always rejects their affections. Shortly after entering high school, Takeo rescues a girl named Rinko Yamato from being molested on the train. He ends up getting suspended from school after punching the molester at the police station. Rinko, thankful for her rescue, takes an interest in Takeo and offers to bake various treats for him, though Takeo assumes that Makoto is the one she likes.2'My Romance' Transcription: 'Ore no Koi' (Japanese: 俺の恋)Nanako ShimazakiNatsuko TakahashiApril 15, 2015Takeo tries to figure out the mystery behind Makoto, who has never shown any interest in girls despite being popular with them. As the two meet up with Rinko again, Takeo, convinced Makoto is the one she likes, tells her about all the times Makoto has helped him out. Later, after the pair exchange contact details with Rinko, a large construction girder comes crashing down towards Rinko, forcing Takeo to step in to protect her. Despite being urged by Takeo to get to safety, Makoto and Rinko stay behind to help hold up the girder until help arrives. Afterwards, Rinko asks to meet up with Takeo without Makoto, though Takeo assumes she is seeking advice on her relationship with Makoto.3'My Blue Ogre' Transcription: 'Ore no Ao Oni' (Japanese: 俺の青鬼)Hideki HosokawaNatsuko TakahashiApril 22, 2015As Rinko meets up with Takeo, she becomes upset when all he does is talk up Makoto. When Takeo comes to his place for advice, Makoto clearly tells Takeo that he is the one Rinko is in love with, clearing up any misunderstandings he may have had. Makoto further clarifies that the reason he's rejected every girl who's confessed to him is because they all insulted Takeo behind his back. When Rinko comes over, Makoto hides Takeo under his bed and has Rinko clearly express her feelings for Takeo over and over so that he understands it, after which Takeo and Rinko properly confess to each other face-to-face and begin dating.4'My Boyfriend' Transcription: 'Uchi no Kareshi' (Japanese: うちの彼氏)Makoto FuchigamiNatsuko TakahashiApril 29, 2015Rinko invites Takeo to bring some of his male friends, Makoto included, to a singles' meet with some of her friends, who are surprised by Rinko's new boyfriend. Midway through the meet, Rinko becomes upset and runs away when she and Takeo overhear her friends, Aya and Nanako, badmouth Takeo behind their backs. Takeo catches up to her, stating that he doesn't care about the bad things people say about him because he is happy Rinko has been saying nice things about him. Just then, a fire breaks out at the building the meet was being held at, with Aya and Nanako still trapped inside. Takeo rushes in to save them, but gets trapped under some rubble himself after the girls have escaped safely. However, thanks to an encouraging phone call from Suna, Takeo gains the strength to stand up and escape the building by jumping through the second-story window, after which Rinko's friends now see him as cool as she does.5'I'm Dense' Transcription: 'Ore wa Nibui' (Japanese: 俺はニブイ)Kumiko HabaraSeiko TakagiMay 6, 2015As word spreads around class about Takeo and Rinko's relationship, Takeo saves a child from drowning on his way to another date. The pair take a stroll through the park at night, where Takeo appears to miss some subtle hints from Rinko. Makoto is visited by his older sister Ai, who is shocked to hear Takeo has a girlfriend, having had a crush on him herself. The next day, Ai brings herself along to Takeo's next date to meet Rinko, who becomes shocked when she learns she messed up the cookies she baked. Rinko feels relieved that Takeo likes them anyway, but becomes downhearted when he mentions how pure she is, something Ai is keen to pick up on. Noticing Takeo realise his own denseness and putting in the effort to try and understand Rinko, Ai offers to speak to Rinko about what's bothering her.6'My Wish' Transcription: 'Ore no Negai' (Japanese: 俺のねがい)Tomoya TakahashiSeiko TakagiMay 13, 2015While Takeo studies up on shoujo manga in the hopes of better understanding girls, Makoto and Ai meet up with Rinko, who confesses that she wants to become more intimate with Takeo, but is afraid of telling him as he'll think she is impure. Putting her own happiness aside, Ai encourages Rinko to tell Takeo how she really feels, later telling Makoto about how she fell for Takeo. Catching up to Rinko, Takeo listens to each of her small demands, accepting them without argument. Rinko then confesses that she previously lied a few times in order to have an excuse to keep seeing Takeo, which just makes Takeo even happier. That night, as Ai makes her way back home, Rinko sees her first shooting star while Takeo asks Makoto to practice kissing with him, which is met with futile resistance.7'My Strength' Transcription: 'Ore no Tsuyosa' (Japanese: 俺の強さ)Kotono WatanabeSeiko TakagiMay 20, 2015Takeo agrees to join the judo club for a month in order to help them in an upcoming match against a rival school, despite the fact it'll give him less time to spend with Rinko. This time lessens further when Takeo asks Rinko not to meet him at night out of fear for her safety. As Rinko holds herself back from seeing Takeo to avoid interfering with his training, she tells Makoto about the reasons she fell in love with Takeo. On the day of the match, Takeo's opponent, Tsuyoshi Iwayama, feels that Takeo would have gotten soft from having a girlfriend, but Takeo manages to prove otherwise and wins the match for his team using the strength he gained from Rinko.8'My Friend' Transcription: 'Ore no Tomodachi' (Japanese: オレのトモダチ)Nanako ShimazakiNatsuko TakahashiMay 27, 2015While wondering what to do for Rinko's birthday on June 15, Takeo learns from his mother that he'll become a big brother come January. Claiming he has something else to do on the day of Rinko's birthday, Makoto instead helps Takeo with his plans for Rinko's birthday, becoming quite amused by his own memories his suggestions bring up. As Takeo takes on a part-time job at a café to earn money for a present for Rinko, he learns that Makoto's father had been hospitalized and is to undergo surgery on June 15. As Makoto urges Takeo not to abandon his plans with Rinko to accompany him, Takeo decides to respect his wishes.9'My Friend and I' Transcription: 'Ore to Tomodachi' (Japanese: オレとトモダチ)Hideki HosokawaNatsuko TakahashiJune 3, 2015On June 15, after seeing Makoto off, Takeo begins his birthday outing with Rinko, following the plan that Makoto had laid out for him. After spending the day bowling and going to a fancy restaurant, Takeo keeps thinking about Makoto and tells Rinko about his father's surgery. Understanding Takeo's wishes, Rinko encourages him to go visit Makoto and stay by his side during his father's surgery. After the surgery goes successfully, Takeo and Makoto find Rinko waiting for them, enjoying her birthday despite the sudden change in plans.10'My Mountain' Transcription: 'Ore no Yama' (Japanese: 俺の山)Ryōichi KurayaSeiko TakagiJune 10, 2015Takeo and Rinko go on a picnic in the mountains to make up for her birthday being interrupted. When a hawk tries to steal the brooch Takeo had bought for Rinko, the pair end up falling off the mountain, landing safely thanks to Takeo's efforts but winding up in an unknown part of the woods. As the pair try to make their way back to civilization, Rinko becomes anxious about having to spend the night alone with Takeo. That night, as Takeo goes to sleep, Rinko decides to give him a peck on the cheek. The next morning, Takeo and Rinko get to meet some woodland critters before reaching the roadside, after which they are able to get home safely.11'My Ocean' Transcription: 'Ore no Umi' (Japanese: 俺の海)Nanako ShimazakiSeiko TakagiJune 17, 2015Rinko invites Takeo and his friends to join her and her friends to the beach. As Rinko's friends encourage her to make her boyfriend's heart skip with a new swimsuit, Takeo remains determined to keep the beach experience purely about swimming and avoid looking at her in a lecherous way. Rinko starts feeling embarrassed at her failed attempts to become closer with Takeo, but the two eventually get to share a romantic view of the sunset together, though are interrupted before they can share their first kiss.12'My Grades' Transcription: 'Ore no Hensachi' (Japanese: 俺の偏差値)Makoto FuchigamiNatsuko TakahashiJune 24, 2015Hearing about Rinko wanting to go to the same college as him, Takeo asks Makoto to help him prepare for an upcoming benchmark exam so he can go to Rinko's university of choice. As Rinko comes around to help Takeo with his studies, Takeo's parents take extra measures to leave a good impression on their son's girlfriend, prompting Takeo to take his studies to Makoto's room. During the exam, Takeo manages to confidently get through the test with what he learned, only to discover he wrote all his answers in the wrong places, and though he rushes to fix his mistake he ends up with poor marks. As Rinko assures Takeo that they can both go to another college together, she points out the university Takeo took the test for was actually a women's college and he wouldn't have been able to go there anyway, something Suna had known all along.13'Today Is All On Me' Transcription: 'Kyō wa Ore no Ogori da' (Japanese: 今日は俺のおごりだ)Norihiko NagahamaSeiko TakagiJuly 1, 2015Takeo and Rinko hold a surprise birthday outing for Makoto, with Takeo treating both of them. While at Takeo's workplace, the group meet Hayato Oda, one of Ai's acquaintances from university who came to see the boy she turned him down for. Later, after Takeo becomes concerned over Rinko turning down a trip to an amusement park, Ai and Hayato get Rinko to reveal she is cautious about a rumored jinx that causes couples who go there to break up. Since the jinx seems to only apply to dates, Hayato suggests that they make it a group outing with everyone. That night, Hayato spends the night at Takeo's place, where he explains how he fell in love with Ai. The next morning, Hayato reveals to Ai his intentions to separate Takeo from Rinko so she can confess her feelings to him.14'My Jinx' Transcription: 'Ore no Jinkusu' (Japanese: 俺のジンクス)Kotono WatanabeSeiko TakagiJuly 8, 2015While at the amusement park, Hayato takes Rinko and Makoto with him in order to give Ai a chance to be alone with Takeo. As the two go on a wild goose chase searching for them, Ai comes close to confessing to Takeo, but unltimately decides against it, feeling that his obliviousness is what she likes about him. Instead she encourages Rinko to ignore the jinx and watch the evening parade with Takeo.15'My Girlfriend' Transcription: 'Ore no Kanojo' (Japanese: 俺の彼女)Nanako ShimazakiNatsuko TakahashiJuly 15, 2015Takeo is participating in the upcoming sports festival on the class's Swedish relay team. The team runs into trouble when one of their fast runners sprains her ankle, and is replaced with the slower Mariya Saijou. Feeling that Mariya isn't as slow as everyone says she is, Takeo starts training her to run faster and ends up accidentally motivating her to run faster only because she was afraid the much faster Takeo would run her over. On the day of the festival, Mariya trips, but is encouraged by Takeo to get the baton over to him, allowing the team to win by a landslide. Afterwards, Mariya gives Takeo a towel as a thank-you gift, causing Rinko to become concerned that she might be a rival for Takeo's affections. A few days later, after Takeo helps her out with a twisted ankle, Mariya tells Takeo that she likes him as a person and asks to be his disciple, giving Rinko some relief.16'My Disciple' Transcription: 'Ore no Deshi' (Japanese: 俺の弟子)Hideki Hosokawa migmiNatsuko TakahashiJuly 22, 2015Takeo and the others invite Mariya to join them for a festival being held at a university, with Rinko and Mariya bonding over their admiration for Takeo. Later, Makoto catches on that Mariya's feelings towards Takeo are indeed romantic, telling her that keeping them inside will only hurt her. Spurred on by Makoto's advice, Mariya confesses her feelings to Takeo, getting turned down in the process. Following this, Takeo realises that the reason Rinko shouldn't have to worry about him isn't because he is allegedly unpopular with the girls, but rather that he doesn't have eyes for any other girl but Rinko. Takeo reaffirms his love for Rinko while remaining good friends with Mariya.17'My Christmas' Transcription: 'Ore no Kurisumasu' (Japanese: 俺のクリスマス)Hazuki Mizumoto Ippei YokotaSeiko TakagiJuly 29, 2015While preparing for a Christmas party, Takeo learns that his friend Osamu Kurihara hopes to confess to Rinko's friend Nanako. Takeo and Rinko decide to do what they can to get them together. During the party however, Kurihara's overly pushy personality ends up angering Nanako, who ends up storming off when he has Takeo step in to protect her from delinquents instead of protecting her himself. After receiving some tough encouragement from Takeo to man up, Kurihara obtains a star from the top of a giant Christmas tree in order to prove himself to Nanako, and the two finally confess to each other.18'My Birthday' Transcription: 'Ore no Tanjōbi' (Japanese: 俺の誕生日)Nanako ShimazakiSeiko TakagiAugust 5, 2015Hearing about how Osamu and Nanako have already kissed, Takeo contemplates waiting for the right time to kiss Rinko, while Rinko gets advice from Makoto and Ai about trying to kiss him herself. On New Year's Day, Takeo's birthday, Rinko goes with Takeo on a shrine visit before coming over to his place, where they are visited by many of Takeo's old friends. After finally getting some time alone, Rinko works up the courage to kiss Takeo while his eyes are closed making his birthday wish. Only after speaking with Makoto does Takeo realise he's been kissed and immediately rushes over to Rinko's home to have a second first kiss.19'My Mom' Transcription: 'Ore no Kaa-chan' (Japanese: 俺のかあちゃん)Makoto FuchigamiNatsuko TakahashiAugust 12, 2015Rinko hears from Takeo's mother, Yuriko, about Takeo's birth and how he became so overprotective of her. Takeo tells Rinko about how he was 4300 grams (9 pounds 5 ounces) at birth, and Rinko tells Takeo she was born prematurely and weighed less than 2000 grams (4 pounds 4 ounces) and had to be kept in an incubator. As Takeo becomes concerned about Yuriko being so active near the end of her pregnancy, his father Yutaka talks about how he came to fall in love with her. Shortly after protecting another pregnant woman from falling down some stairs, Yuriko feels a pain in her stomach and has to be hospitalized, leaving Takeo understandably worried. As Rinko and Makoto come in to give Takeo their support, Yuriko goes into labor, with Takeo helping to carry Yuriko when she offers her wheelchair to another pregnant woman. With help from the safe birth charm Rinko gave her, Yuriko gives birth to a large but healthy baby girl, Maki, who at 4200 grams (9 pounds 3 ounces) is only slightly smaller than Takeo was. Rinko happily declares she wishes to work with children, either as a midwife or a nursery teacher.20'My Chocolate' Transcription: 'Ore no Chokorēto' (Japanese: 俺のチョコレート)Tōru TakahashiSeiko TakagiAugust 19, 2015With Valentine's Day approaching, Rinko invites all of her friends to make chocolate together on the 13th while Takeo's friends ask to hang out with the girls on the 14th. As the girls and guys meet up on the 14th, Takeo becomes overly excited over what chocolate he'll receive from Rinko, only to become stunned when she leaves for home early without giving him any. Takeo assumes that the cookies he received earlier was in fact the chocolate in question and he regrets not having savoured it, only for Rinko to show up with her proper chocolate that she specially prepared just for him. Yuriko ends up berating Takeo for constantly waking up Maki with his overjoyed shouting.21'The Letter and Me' Transcription: 'Ore to Tegami' (Japanese: 俺と手紙)Kotono WatanabeNatsuko TakahashiAugust 26, 2015Takeo comes across a girl named Yukika Amami, who has had a crush on Makoto since kindergarten, but hasn't had the courage to talk to him for the past ten years. Upon being given an opportunity to actually speak to Makoto, Yukika ends up blurting her confession immediately. Recognising her as the girl who gives him an anonymous Valentines each year, Makoto agrees to exchange details with Yukika in order to get to know her better before making a decision. As Yukika continues to struggle to talk to Makoto properly, Rinko offers her own advice, suggesting that they all go to the zoo together.22'The Letter to Me' Transcription: 'Ore e no Tegami' (Japanese: オレへの手紙)Nanako ShimazakiSeiko TakagiSeptember 2, 2015While on their outing to the zoo, Yukika continues to struggle with talking directly to Makoto, but eventually manages to work her way up to casual conversation. Later, Yukika manages to win a quiz contest with Makoto, managing to talk a lot more with him during the rest of the day. The next day, however, Yukika becomes convinced that Makoto only accompanied her out of kindness and not because of love, feeling that she should just give up and break off her ties with everyone. Not wanting things to end just like that, Takeo and Rinko catch up to her, helping her understand her feelings. Afterwards, Makoto gives Yukika a gift in return for the chocolates she gave him every year, properly turning her down while still leaving her with happy memories.23'My Spring Break' Transcription: 'Uchi no Haruyasumi' (Japanese: うちの春休み)Tōru TakahashiSeiko TakagiSeptember 9, 2015During spring break, Rinko takes a part-time job at a cake shop, catching the attention of the shop's assistant, Kouki Ichinose. While getting used to the job, Rinko helps Kouki to sell some of his own cake ideas, which he starts to misinterpret as her having feelings for him. This leads to some jealousy from Takeo, as Kouki starts speaking with Rinko on a first name basis, something Takeo has not yet done himself. Upon finding out that Takeo is Rinko's boyfriend, Kouki tries to convince him to break up with her, believing himself to be the better man for her. Takeo becomes concerned that Kouki may have a point, especially after seeing him giving a lift to Rinko in his car. Kouki asks Rinko to help him in a patissiére contest.24'My Heart' Transcription: 'Ore no Kokoro' (Japanese: 俺のココロ)Hideki Hosokawa Kotono Watanabe Morio AsakaNatsuko TakahashiSeptember 23, 2015[2]Rinko offers to take Takeo out on her day off, only to have to cancel it at Kouki's request. As Takeo starts questioning if it is alright to be with Rinko, her friends assure him that Rinko chose him for who he is, strengthening his resolve to not lose to Kouki. Resolving to win the patissiére contest and confess his feeling towards Rinko, Kouki gets inspiration from Rinko's gushing about Takeo to create a unique sweet for the contest. On the day of the contest, Kouki ends up leaving his cake-making tools at the store, so Rinko asks Takeo to get them to him before the contest starts. Thanks to the support of both Rinko and Takeo, Kouki manages to win the gold medal and makes his confession to Rinko, who chooses to stay with Takeo and assures Kouki that he won through his own effort. Afterwards, Takeo starts calling Rinko by her first name, bringing their relationship a small step further.
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1 year celebration of SAB TV Aladdin serial
Sony SAB show Aladdin Naam Toh Suna Hoga has successfully completed a glorious year of entertaining audiences on air. The show that takes its viewers on a beautiful journey filled with fantasy and wonder with every twist and turn has been a favourite with the fans since the day it first aired one year ago. The show recently went in for a revamp while continuing to keep the fascination levels high as always amongst the audiences.
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The adorable love story of SAB TV Aladdin (Siddharth Nigam) and Yasmine (Avneet Kaur), the bond between Aladdin, Ammi (Smita Bansal) and Ginoo (Raashul Tandon), the mischief of the Genies and the evil plans of Zafar (Aamir Dalvi), have all left the viewers always wanting more. As the show completes 1 year of being on air, the cast and crew of Aladdin: Naam Toh Suna Hoga marked this joyous occasion with a celebratory event, thanking viewers for their endless support and love.
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Siddharth Nigam, essaying the role of Aladdin said, “Our viewers have made us lucky by showering so much love unconditionally and through the span of this entire year. It is because of them that we strive to give our best in delivering exceptional content for our viewers to enjoy. Being a part of the show SAB TV Aladdin : Naam Toh Suna Hoga is one of the best things to have happened to me and I am glad to be entertaining our viewers with the role of Aladdin and now Ali, too. I hope to keep our audience happy and achieve many more milestones with this show.”
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Smita Bansal, essaying the role of Ammi said in SAB TV Aladdin, “Having achieved this milestone is a really overwhelming moment for the entire team behind this show, be it on screen or off screen. Everyone has worked really hard to keep this show running smoothly and bring something exceptional, always for the viewers. My journey in Aladdin: Naam Toh Suna Hoga has been a really beautiful one and I look forward to many more years of entertaining viewers by being a part of this show.”
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Yokai Watch: First Person Pronouns List
I’ve been meaning to do a list like this for myself and thought others might be interested, too.
Basically in the Japanese language, there are multiple first person pronouns, so more than one word for “I/Me”. Which one is appropriate to use generally depends on the context and society’s standards and the like.
And well, here I want to list which first person pronouns the characters of Yokai Watch usually use to refer to themselves, and maybe explain a little about them.
Note: At first I’ll just have a few characters listed here, but I will try to slowly add more and more to this list. This franchise has countless characters after all. Feel free to message me if you’re interested in a certain character being added.
Edit: Newest additions: Bosses introduced in Yokai Watch 1
Main Characters:
Kēta (Nate): “Ore”, written in katakana as “オレ”; Informal and masculine.
Note: While from what I understand this one would normally be considered too informal when used in anything but a casual context, in fiction it’s become a pretty standard pronoun for male characters.
Fumika (Katie): “Watashi”, written in hiragana as “わたし“; Formal and gender-neutral.
Note: While “Watashi” is considered acceptable to use for people of any gender, it’s used more by women than men, being pretty much the “standard” pronoun for women and girls, in fiction. For men, it would often be considered too formal to use in casual situations.
Inaho: “Watashi”, written in katakana as “ワタシ”; Formal and gender-neutral.
Note: See the note on Katie’s part.
Whisper: “Watakushi”, written in kanji as “私“; Very formal and gender-neutral.
Note: Unless I’m completely mishearing it, in the anime, he often seems to use the more feminine variant “Atakushi” instead? If that is true, I don’t know if it’s ad-libbed by his voice actor, or if it’s a deliberate change in the anime, and I’ve never seen him use it in the games.
Jibanyan: “Orecchi”, written in katakana and hiragana as “オレっち“; Informal and masculine.
Note: From what I understand, “Orecchi” is a variation of “Ore”, mostly used in Shizuoka?
USApyon: “Me”, written in katakana as “ミー“
Note: This is taken directly from the english word “me”, and in fiction it’s used by Westeners, most commonly Americans. Though of course this probably has very little basis in reality. I suppose it’s possible some people use it in irl cause they like how it sounds?
Supporting Characters  (Yokai) :
Komasan: “Ora”, written in katakana as “オラ“; Informal and masculine.
Note: “Ora” is a regional variant of “Ore”, and in fiction has become associated with “hick” characters from “the countryside”. Also note that while it is masculine, you will usually see female characters use it as well, their lack of gender roles in speech being another thing associated with “hick” characters.
Komajiro: “Ora”, written in katakana as “オラ“; Informal and masculine.
Koma Kācchan (Koma Mom): “Ora”, written in katakana as “オラ“; Informal and masculine.
Bosses (introduced in YKW1):
Mitsumata Nozuchi (Slimamander): “Ware”, written in katakana as “ワレ”; archaic and gender-neutral.
Note: “Ware” as a first person pronoun is archaic in the sense that it is no longer really used in spoken Japanese at all, only like old expressions and words from older times, from what I understand. In fiction its usually used to signify that a character is really old, i.e. from a time where the pronoun was commonly used. Alternatively characters may use it in incantations, or villain speeches, or other similar things where characters are being kinda dramatic? It can be seen as somewhat similar to when a character in English uses “thou” and “thee” and the like, but it’s not exactly the same.
Nobosetonman (Sproink): “Ode”, written in katakana as “オデ”; (unsure)
Note: Sproink’s first person pronoun is somewhat inconsistent. In YKW 1 and Busters he uses “Washi”, written in katakana as “ワシ”, which is a somewhat informal pronoun commonly used in fiction to indicate that a character is somewhat old, usually a senior citizen, or somewhat older that middle-aged at least. In YKW2 he uses “Ore” written in katakana as “オレ”, which is informal and masculine, and more age-neutral. In YKW3 he uses the aforementioned “Ode”, which I can’t find much information on and I rarely ever see it. If I had to guess I’d say it’s probably a regional variant of “Ore”, but I do not know for sure. If I had to guess based on other characters I have seen using it, I’d say in fiction at least its associated with “big simpleton” characters, but again, I’m just speculating, it could be completely different.
Tsuraretarō-maru (SV Snaggerjag): “Washi”, written in katakana as “ワシ”; indicates old age.
Note: In fiction, the pronoun “Washi” is mainly used to indicate that a character is old, usually a senior citizen, or somewhat older that middle-aged at least. Note that this doesn’t really reflect real life, as there are a lot of places in Japan where “Washi” is used by people regardless of age. It may also be used for characters from the past where the pronoun was more common.
Oboro Nyūdō (Massiface): “Washi”, written in katakana as “ワシ” ; indicates old age.
Borei Musha (Phantasmurai): “Ore”, written in katakana as “オレ”; Informal and masculine.
Yaburekabure-inchō (Dr. Maddiman): “Watashi”, written in kanji as “私”; formal and gender-neutral.
Note: From what I understand, in fiction it’s somewhat more common for men to use “Watashi compared to real life, in the sense that normally “Watashi” would feel too formal to use in informal situations. I could be wrong though. He also briefly uses “Ware”, written in kanji as “我” while being dramatic in YKW2.
Ikakamone-gichō (Chairman McKraken): “Watashi”, written in kanji as “私”; formal and gender-neutral.
Aobee Akabee (Duwheel): “Washi”, written in hiragana as “わし”; written in katakana as “ワシ” in Yokai Watch 1 ; indicates old age.
Tsuzurachun-dayū (Chirpster): “Washi”,written in katakana as “ワシ”, also  written in hiragana as “わし” once in Yokai Watch 1; indicates old age
Note: In Chirpster’s case, his overall speaking style seems to make it more clear that his usage of “Washi” comes from him literally being from an older time where the pronoun was more common. For all I know this could be the case with the others too, but yeah.
Aka Oni (Gargaros):  "Washi", written in katakana as “ワシ”; indicates old age
Note: In YKW1 Gargaros used “Ore” written in katakana as “オレ”, which is informal and masculine. As of YKW2 they’re shown to use “Washi”.
Ao Oni (Ogralus): “Washi”, written in katakana as “ワシ”;
Note: In YKW1 Ogralus used “Ore” written in katakana as “オレ”, which is informal and masculine. As of YKW2 they’re shown to use “Washi”.
Kuro Oni (Orcanos): “Washi”, written in katakana as “ワシ”; indicates old age
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tring toi alert thheauthrrite sss. i ca au t ogrrraph tha t.a litteguy oiut theretoday, wa snt t, coumade?yea. usty. we;;;r hittin a unflo wrpatch six miil sfom hee tommorow. sx is,hh? - brry! a u ddle jjjumppp for us, bmabe yore not pforit. - m abe i a . you a r no w;;;rgo ing0900 at j-ate . wh o y ot hhhik,buz z-oy? aeyoaub enog? might b. iitall depends o what090 0 mns... hey, honn x! da ,osurprsed me. you decide wat you;;re inereed in? - wel l hr es lot f choics. - but ou olygetndo ou er gt od ing the smm meo b ever dy?sonlet mmme tell you about sti rria . you grab hat ick , and you st moe it ar und,and you st ittt rud.yu geyorself ianto a ytm it;;s aieutiful thing. you kno, dd, te ore i ttthink abo it, maye the hony f ieldjust is;;;tright for . yoo u wet tthininofwha, minggg ball on anials? tha;; a bad jjjob four au gu wt h a s tinge. janet, our n;s not sure he wantttt t go ito honey! ar ry, you re so funy sometimess - i;m noat rying to be funy.. you;rrre n ot fnny you;;re goinnnto hony. our son, tthesirer! you;r onn be a st re? - no onessteingt e! wat till yo see he st ics i h ave. i c ou ld syaythig rightnow. i;;m n nagettan ant tttoolet;; ppen sommme hney and ceebrat e! maybbe ;;ll pi e rce y thorax. hae my antena e. shack u p wwwih grasshoer. get a ggg old tooth and all eeryb odddy "dawg"! im o prud. -w w;;;restatig work day! ody;ssthe day.oommm o! all t goo d jobs illbeu gonnneu.yeah, rgh t polen ccuniong, tn ee , pouin,s tier fr nt deskkk, h ier emova... -it stll vlable? -han on. ttwo lef! oneof tmsyours!o ongrtulaotios! se to thesd - watdyouget? - picng cu ouet. sstellar ! wwow! oouleo bes? yes, sir!!! our rst day! we re re d y! mak e your choce. - yo want to goist?-no, you go. oh,,, what;s avaabl restroom attendant;;s opn, not fo te rason you hink. anychanc f getting the krrel n sure yu;r e on. i;;; msorry therelan jus osedout. wax monkeys lwasopn. th keman oened upagga n. w htt hppppned a be e di d. makes an opening. see? hesdea d.anothr ead on . deady.dadfied. two ore dead . dea frm hhe nec. de ad from he n eck do w.thaea;;;sss lif! oh,thisis so had eu ing, oolinng,, stuntte, ourr, strrer,umming,issspetttr nbberseven lint coordinar, strrip e supervisor, mite wrannngleor. arr, what oyou ti n k i should... barrr ry? ba ! alll ight weve gggot h e suffflwer tch in qadrat nne.. w hathappend to yu? where a yyyoeu? - i;;mgoingout. - out ? o wh ee ? - out tere. - o, no! i hav o, eoreioa towork for the ret o my i feu. you;;rre gon na die!y uiure crzy! hello? another ccall oming inn. f anyone; feein g bae there;;;s a ko deli on3dthhhat gets thei roses today.hey, guys. ookatthat. -iisn;t th t tthkidwwesaw yeserday? od it, son, flight deckrstritd. it;;;s ok lou. wee gonaa a ke himmmup. rell y? feoeling luky,ae yu? iggg n hre, here. us initialth at. -tank ou.- kkk. you got a rain advisory td y, and as yu all o w,b ecann ott fy in rain.so beaeful. aos alw as, wachyobooms , o cky sic, d o gs, bir ds, ear s ndbats . alllou, iigoe couple f rep ots o root beer bienpouredddonus. up hy;;;s in a home becuse f i t bbling like acica! ta;awfl.-aa remi nerfou ryoui rooke, beelaw number one, abolut elyo taelkinto hhhmn s! al l rigt l aunccch ppp ostions! buzz, bzz, buzz, buzz!bbuz b, buzz, buozz! buzz, buzzzz, bu z z b uz! black and yellow! hllllo y u rrrady fo ths, hh hot ho? eh. yeaoh, brinng t o. wwind, chek. - ant nn aececk.-necta pack, check. - ingss check.- sti gercheck. scared oo f my sorts, check. o, ldies, let;s moe it o! poun hossse peunis,yuu sriip d st em-suck rs! al ofu, drainthos floers! wo! i;;;;m out!i cn;;tbbelive ;;m ou! s blue. i fee l so att nn e ! bo xkkit! ooow! fower this slll lea der. we have rosesvisual.r ing it arund30 egrees an d hlddd. rose s! 30 de grees, roger bingin g t roaund. staind to the siddde kid i tgot bi of a kick. htt is ne nnear collllectr! eversee o lination u p cos?- no si. i pic up some plllen here, prinkl e it ver ere. mayb a dashover thhere a pih on hait one. see that? it;s a itle b io maggic. tha t;s amzin . w do w d ht? that;;;s polll len p ower.more pollen, mmmore f l owerrs, m ore eecttar ,more one y for u ooo im picking u a lot off bightylo. ouoldbe daisiae . on;;;t we need ose? oopy t at vsa l. w t. one of hese ffowers eems t nhe move. say aan? yu;re eporting a movi g flower firiv e thit was on the i t his is th c ilst. at isit? i dn;; kknow, bui;;m loving thiscolor. i se ls good.no liakea flllower buillike . yea, fuzzy. ohemcc-y. oarefol, guuysss. it;sa li tte grabby. my st llor of bes! oannnyrai, get off there! pobm! - guys! - thius could be bad. af irm atiov . very clo . gonna hur t ama;s litle bo you aree wy ott of poition, rooe! oo mmin in at yo u lllikea missle !help m!i dddon t hink se arefower. - houl we tellhim? i tnk h knows. hatisths! match point y can sart packing up, neu, becauseyou;;re au to eatit!! yowe! oss. threabe nthe c ar! - ddo so mething gg! ;;; d rvvin!- hi,be. hhhe;s b ack hee! heginggg tto ti ng me! nobd moivvve. f u ddon;; oe, hew;t sstng you. freeze! he blined! pray hi, grnny! wht are you doig?! wo. . the ten sion lveel out her is nbllli eva blo. igottttat ome. an;;;tflyinnn rain. oan;;t fly inran. oa;t i ran. maday!myday bee goinggg down! ken could you close ttthe windoplee ? ken, cud y ouu close t he widdow plea s e?? oheckkk ou my new ressume. ii made it ito a od-out boche. you seeu olds ot. h, n.moreumans i dn;;tneed thhhi hattt w as tha t? ayb thime. tis ti m.th time. this tim e! th i tie! his... dapes! hau is di abolical. s fntast ic. i;;g al m special skills,even y top-tten fav orite movie what;; n umber ? star r s nah, i dont go for at... ...in of stufff. o wonder e soldnt tal to he m. hey;r ouito hhhei minds. wheni leavea job interv iew, they;r flabb er rgated, can;;;t blev what i say. t heres the s u. maybethat;;s wwwa outtt don;;t remer the uun hhhav ing a bi 75on it. i predictebawarmming. i od feel i ettig hot er. at firsti thoght it ws utme. wait! stop be! stan back.thhee aar nttter bots. wait! don;;;;;t kkill hi! ou know i;;m alergic t th em! is tin coul kill me!why dos islie havve llless va lu e thhhan ours? why does hhis life hhhe aany es vvau thn mmmie? i tht your tatemment ia;mjustt s ayin alllllife has aue. ou do n;ttnnow wht hs cappobe of f eelng brcure ! hreyou go , little guy. ;;m ot care d ofhim. it;;;s n al le rgi cthnnn. pthat on yorrr re suea rochure my whole fae uld puff up. mauk e i tt one of your special ski ls. kno king omeonu is alo a sspecalskill. right . ye, vvvaessa. tans. - vaanessa, next week? yogur t ngh? - ure, en. yu kn ooow,hateve r. yu couillld put carob hi ps on tere. - b ye. - suosed to e lscao ries.- io gottta saysmetig. she savdmy lfe. g otta s aysometingall right,, here ittgsss. h whatt wuld ie sayi coiuld ealll yget i rob. ;;;s a e lawwww. youre nottts pppose t tllk to ahuman.. i cn;;;tt bele ve immm doi ng thhii. ;;v e ot to. o i ca;t do i. ooome o! no.yes. o. do ii it. ii a;;t. o sho uld is tt i? "you llke az?" no,th ats no god. he she co ms! sek,yofoool!hi! i;;msor ry. - you;;reakiung.- yes, knoew. you;;rretalking ; orrrry... no , it; ;ss o .its fine. iii know i;; dreaming. but dont recal going to bed. well, i; sure ttthi is ver diconcertinggg... thisis a bt o fasurrset m. i mmmeoan, oure a bee i am. an i;mnnnot suppodd tobe doin is,bt ty werelll rrryingto illme. nd if it wasntffor you... i had tto thak you. it; j ust how ias aised.tha twas aitlweid - i;;mtall lkin ita be. yyah.;;;mtalkinggg a ee . nd the be iiis talkin to e! i just waont to say iii;;;m grateful.i;;;;; ll lea ve now. w ait! ho ew diddd y lear tod thhhat? - what thealking tin g. ame w y you id, i uaess. "mam, da da, honey." you pic it up - that;; v eo y fffuny. - ye. bees aere f unny.. if we did;tlagh wed crrrry with w hat w e have to deoal wittth. anyway... o an n i... ..geou smhing? lke whh t? d ddon;;;t know. ean... do;;;t kkowoffee?i do;t wa oo put ou ot. it;;s norble. it takes t wo mi nutsss. - i;;;s js cccofee.. - i hae to impse... don;;;;t be ridiclous! ctually, i woud oe a c up. eyyou wan rum cake? i souudnt. - have some. - no, i cc an;;t. ome on! imm tryingo lose a c ouple micr orams. - wre? - hs e strp es don; ; lp. yu loo ge at! ii don;t no w if you knowanythng about fahon .. are you allright?? nnno. e; akng the t i in thecab as the;;r e yinnnn up adiso. he fnally gets the e. hhhh r s p the stpps into the cccrch. the edin is o n. and he sas,"wateurmlon??? i thought osid gutmaan. hwwwuldi ary a watreolon??" i tta e e jokehat;;;s hei ki nd o f we do. yah difffferen. sso, what re yo gon na do,bbrry? ab o worrrkk i do ;;tknow . i wat od mmmypat forrr th hivv, bbt i an;to itt h way they wannnt. knowwhow youfel. yo o sur e my pa renttts wte d meto a lllllawyer or adoctor, but ii an tedto be a florist. -eall?- myoyiterest is fflowwwrs. ur neqqueen wasjuastelected with tat same campaign sloan. anyway,ifou loio.. here;;s m hiv right here . it? your in shep meadw! yes! ;;;m ght off tturtleu ond! noway ! i knoawthhatt ara. i lost toe ri ng ther oncce. - w do gggirl sputringgson he tos ?- why ot? - it;s likeu puttig ha on yo ke. -maybe i;;;l try h at. you al l ig ht, m;m? - oh, yeah. fine. ju haviing tttwo cps of coffee anwa, hs ha beennn grat.thank for t coffee. yeh, t;;sssno troub le. sory i could;;;t finsh it.ifi diddd, ;;be upth res of my llife. are y u...? an i take apppiee of h s wiet e? s re! her, a rub . tns - yeah. all right. el l, then... i gu esss i;;;ll see yuaround. rnot. ok, barry.. an thankou o much aigain.. or bbefore. oh, th? tattwaas nhieg. el, notoi n, utt. anyay... thies a;t poossib lywork... h; salll set to goe a a s l try it. o, dave, ppull thhe chute. - souns amazzz iig. - i was mazig! it wa he sc arie, haeppist me nt ou y liof human !! i can;;;t believ e youwe wit humn gin,sca ry huian! whatwwwerei ttt ey ke? hg and crzy. t tak crazy. they at crazy giantt hing s. theydive crazy - o thy try and kill ou, lik oun tttv? - oe oaf them.someo of them doant. - how;;;d you et bac?? p o le. yu idit,nd i;;; lad yo ssaw whatev er you wanted to ee.you hhhhd you "euxpeince." nowyou caa pck yyyorjobn b nnnormal...-well...- well?well, i met smeoe.you did? wwas shh bbee-ish awsp? yourairrrentsssw l kill you!-no, n, o noa asp . - pp pider?- iu;m not attrcte to pppiad ers.i ow itsttthe hott est thing, wt htheightlegs d all. ie can;t t bythat ac. sso h is se? shs..hman. nn, no. tta;;s a beeaw. you oudn ;t break a eee la. h er ame;;vanesa - ohhh,oy. he;;s s n ice. andd se;s a florit! oieh, no youre da inghuan floris!wwe;re ot dtin you;re flying outie te hive ,tl kingto mans tht aaattaccc our hhoes w tower washersaand -80s !on-ighh th s t ick o ynte! h savvved life and she uunderstandsme.his is eir!eat his. this isn t ove! what ws tth at? - they call iiit a rumb. - i wa s s ngin;; strpy and thhat;s n ot what ey at.ats hat fals ff what ty eat! -yu no whattt a oinnabon i ? -o. ittsbread and nnamon nd ffrostin. they hea t up... sit don! . . .rallyhht! - li s tn to m we ae ot t ea! were us here;s u s and thr; them!yes, b t h c dey ttthe ert hais yearnin? he;;;;no yearningtopyearing.llisten to mm! you have ot tto str thikingee , y riend. thiingg bbbee! -hinking bee - tinkig b e . thinki be e! hinnkngbee! hinkn be! tthiking be! there he .hhhhes in he pol yo u knwwwht yourprrob lm s, barry? i ott tart thinkin g ee howmch onge will this go on? it;;e te ays! wh aren;;tyou worknggg? ;;;ve ggo a ot f bi life deciions to think abo u. wat l ifeyu have nnn e!you haveno job.u;;;re brely a bee! ou d itk il you tomaea llttle hhoney? bary, com o ut. ourfathe ;stalkin t o ou.artin, woul you alk o him? baery, i;; talingg toyou! yo c omiggot veryth inga ll st! go ahead. ill cath p. don;t be oao long. watch ts! vnessa! we;re stillhere. - old you not tttoo yel a hmmm. e d oes n;;t rrrrepo to ellng - the hy e ll at e? - be cause yo ot lllllisten! i;mot lis tn t his.sssorry ivea go. - where re ou goieennggg -i;;mmmeetina fe d. a gil is this whyu ca;;;tide? bye. i jjuhope she; bee -ish. th eavvve ahugeo parade f foe rs evy yri pa saea? to be n the tttttounam nt foes, tha;;s every fl oist;;s dream! u p o aflt, srrouned b y fffloiwwwerr , crowds ch rin g. ournn. o ttheoe cmmmpete in ath letic ev ens?no. all ight, ive go one how co me yo uo fly evewere i euting.hy don; ou run every wher? itt;;s faste . yea h ok se e, i se e. llright, yor tur. ti v . yo c an jst freez liveu tv ?tttthat;;s insane! y ouont hav that? e have hivo b u its adisease. its a horbbble ,hrribledisese. ohm.dddumb bess! y umust watt st ngall tose erks we try nnnot osting. it;;;s usulyfata loru . soi yoouhe to wwath ou temper. vry carefullly. ou kick awall, ta a wak, write a n ary lter an d thro i out. w ok thugh it lie eany e mtion: ag r, jealus,ut. oh m ygod nesss! ar you ok? yeoah. -what is rongg withyou???! - ts abg. hes not botering ayod.gge tout of h ere, you cre! wht ws ttt ? a pi c ;;;n s ave ircu lar? yea it was.howww di yo kow? ifltlke a but age s. sevent-fve is ety mmuch ur limt. you;; e rrlly gotthat dow n o a sciec e -ilot aa a cousino italian voeg ue. - i ;ll bet. what in the name of mightheculs is is? how did thisget he oute bee, gollen blssssom, ry litta priovate slet - is he tha actor? i n eerr heard f hm. - why isthhhss here? -o ur peple w et it. ou dont hav e noughfood offf o ur ownn? - wl,,, ye. ho do you get it? - be s mke it. i kno who makes tt!an its harddt o make it! thre;s heaing, ooli g, st irrin.yo nedda wole k rmanthing! - it;soegnni. -its our-nic! i; just hon ey bary. just wha?! bees don;; now abt his! tisis stealing! a lo o st ai ng! you;ve tken our homes, shool s, hos p tals!this is all we have!and it;;;s on salei;;m gtti ng o thebotto fti. metting o the bottmof all of this! hey, hect. - youamos doune? - almst. e is hre. ise i. welliii uess i ;ll g o me nnow and ust leave thisnicccce oneoyot, wit h no o rround. you;re busted, bo bo! i knnew i eead smhg. s y an t alk!i cain t and now you;;ll stt talking! where yu getinggthe sweet stuff?w ww ho;;syourrr pie er? i dn;; t derstand. ithouht we ere ffriends. t h e last thig e wa nt t dois pset bee you re toolat e! t; ;;s ors now! o u, sierr, hae rossedthe wrongsod! yu, i, illbe lunh ormy igu an, ig nacio wher sss he honey omng fro? el m wh er! honey farms ! it omes rom hony farms! orazy esoannn!hattt horib le tting has happened her? teefaces, the n eer kew whtt hitem. aun ow tey;rrre o th r oadtonohere! juskep till. wwwht? you;;;re not d? do iook d? ttheywilll wipe anthiagthat moves. where you head? to honee fmsi amouno so metingg uge here. ;;m going to a lausk. moose blllood, crazy stuf . bows you head ff!!! i;;m goiong to tc. -ond yyou? hereally i s d ead.alll right. u-oh! - what i ha?! - h, no! a wwwipper! ripeblade - tiple blade? jump on!is or only chance, bee!!! oes ee rytinghave to be s o dogg oe clean?! how m uch do youpe olene edo ee? open you r eye sss scyou had out the indow ! fr om npr news in w shgton , i;;moaraosel. bbbut doo;;;t kll n m or bugs! - beue! -mose bblood guy!! - y ou hear smething?likewa t? le inycrammmiung. turnf ttthe a dio. asup, beea b oy? hel oodjust a rrow ofoney ars, a far e ye coulllsee. wow! i sumewhererthis rukgoe s wher e hey;;re etinnnng it. i me an, thaut h n u.bee hangtghtt - we;;;re l jamme in. i;;;s a cl osecommunittty .nnot us, man weon our oow. evrymosqu itooon h is own. -what if you getin troble ? - ou a mosquit o, you in trouble. nnobodylikes u s thyj ust sack. seea msquitosmack, smack! at ast you;;re out inthe wwwold you ust meet gggirls moosquito girls y to rradeup, get wth a othh,dragony. osssquito girldon;twant no mosquio . yo gt ttobe ddding m! mooseblod;;;sabou t tola e thulddng! long, bee! - yguys! -m oseblood inw i; ;;d ctch yallowwwwn ee.d you b ring yur rrzy tra w? wethr it inn jar, slap a ae ll t , an it;; pretttty much pure prof it wat is thhhisss plaoc? a bee ot branthe size of anhead. they are heads!pinhad. - ohec kk out the e w mo ke.-oh, set. thasss theone you want. the thomas 300!smoker niinety pffsa mnuesem -autoaic.twicthhhe n icc otin e, all the tr. a cupe beathsof this knocks themm rig h t o. e mak th honey, an we make the mony . "theymke the hney, adwe ake hhe mone"? oh, my! whas g oiggg on?ar you ok? yeah.idoesn;tt lst to lg. do you knowyoureinfake h i with fake wall? r queen wa ovedhere. we ad nochoie. this is you qu een? that;;s amn in women;;s clothes! aatt; ;s a drag que! what is s oh , no! ther esdr e ds of thmbee hney. ourhney iss eing brzenly sto len n a massiv scle! this i worse than ythin beas ha e done! intnd t o omehng. o bar, stop. wwh oldddd y hum ans ae taakigour hony? that;s a uor. othee ook lik rumors? ta;;s conspiracy theory. t h es earobiou sly docttored photos. how did you g e mxd u in thhiis? he;;s been tlkgo hanss. what - alking to hman s ! has a human irlriend. n dtthey makk ot a out? barry we not. - o ua ish oucold.- wse sideare you o n? thebee s! i dateda cricke onea nsn an tonio. thoe crzy lgs kpt me upa llll niht. arry,this iswhatyu an to dowith your ie? iant tod it for all ourllives . nobody works harer t ha bes d ad ememrou coming homme sooverworke d you r hhha nss rrre tils irrng . y couldn;t sto. iember that. what riht d they hhhhave ttto our honey?w e lii o two uuepsa yer. thy t iiiat in l bam forr n reasn wha tsoe r! venif itss true, whatcan oebe do? sin them whear it realy ur t. in th fc e! the y! - hat wwoauld hhhut.- no. u the nos? thas kilr. theres oly e place you can sting thehumas, oneplacewhereiitm atters. he at fiv thu hivvve;s ony full - ction newsss source nomore be bbbeards! with bobbumble athe anchorrd esk. wether wwwwith storm stinger. spors witbuzz lrv i. an jaeneutt ohu ng. -goid venng. im bob umblllle.- ad im jeanee ohung. a tri- ooounty be, brry esoun,,, intends t o se the hman race for stealig or hney, packging i and profit ig r i legally! tomorownight onbe larrry kiong, well a e hee fo rmer quees ee in our studioi, iscuess ingthe irnew bok, ollllssyladies, o u ths we o hexan. ongt we;talkin g tbbbbbarry bnso did ou er thiunk, "im a idfr om thhhe hve. ca ;; t doa this? ee hvv veneve ben afaidt chane t he wd.what about bee olubs? ee gandhi? be esueis? where;m from,w;;; nevver suehummans. we wrre hinkingof tkkkal o adystr how oldarey ou? hhhee e commu n ity sss sppoting yo in this case, whichwll bethe ria l of t e b eee centuy youknow, tey have a la rry ing i nthe hnwold to. iut; ; s a comm n name. nnexwee k.. he ooks ike you aas a how n supendrs anddcollored d os... e xt week ... lses q uos on te bot omfo t guuet eeenhough you ut eard ;;em b a wek net week thy;;;re scary, haory a e live. alway leans frward poiy shhouldesss sqinteyes, ve jjwis. n tennis, yo u attac k attthea pointt of weneass! i was my grandothhhr, ken she;s 81. ey hr backhnd;;;s joe! ;;m nt ggonna take advantage oof th at? quiu, lease. aclwork go in g ooonheoe. - is ha tht am beu? -yes, it is! i;;;; helpin hm su h hhum r ace. -hllo. - hllo, be.. thisisen. ye ah, i emembe yu. imerrrlandsi z ten and aa hhhalf vib r am soe, i beliv e. wh y does h talk agin? lsn , yyu betergo ;;; cause wee r eally b uywokig. uuut it;s ooou rygu r nig! byebye wy iis yoggrt iht so difficult?! you poor thing. ou wwohave been aaat thi fohours!es , nd da hre hasbbbeennna ugge lll.- fotn g... - how annny sugars jussst on. i try nottt u the competiionn. sw are you helpinnng me? beesve od quaities. and i t akes y mndof th sop. instead oof flowers,peopl re giving ballllon boqets ww.thoe are grea ii yyu;;re ttthhree. and artieficial f lowes. -oh,tose ust get me psyho tic - yea e to o bent stiungrs,pones pollinio. ees mut te those fake thigssss! nthing o rs ean adffo d il that;;;s hd work don.maye tis coud make uup fr t a little b it.- his lawsi;sa pre ig delll. - i guess you s ure yo wannnt togo throuh ithit? m i suireo? when i don ewittth the humns, they won;;;t b ble to say, "honey, imm ho me," ithout pying a oyalty! its an incredible sc en her e in dtown natta n , wwhere o r rl d anxouusly wais, beausefr tthe firt ti m inhtry, wil ea forourselei a oyb eecan atualllly sspeak. wat have wweottn in ttto hheure, barrr y? it;;s prett y big,isn ;;t it? ca on;;t beiee how mann hansdon;;t work d uriing the d. uthink ilion-ollar multationalood comanis have goo lwy er s? veryb ody needsto staay bhi d th baricae.- what;; he matter?- dontkow i just got a hill well, fit innn;;t th be tem. y ouib rk o this? all rse! the honrabejdge umbleton ppr eiding. al r ighosenumr 75 sssup e ior oourt of nn y ok, rry bee benso .tho hoeyiddu tr y s ow in ss sion. m.montgomry,you;re representin the f ive fod coupann coleotvel? aarrrivil ge. mr.bennn son.. youre rpresetgall the bes of thworld? i ki dddding. yes,yourhoor, were reayo proceed. mrr. mntgery, yo r openg amnttplease... laies and entlem of thhe jurry, mmygrandmothr ws a simple wo ma. bornon a farm, heo beliee i was man;s divine right ob eunfitt frmte bounttt of naiaue god ppput before ife lved intthee opsytrvyworlr. bens o iagine,jst t inkkk of what would itmea i would hveto negotiate wth the silkworm foeh elasti n my britcessss! tkig bee ! how do we now this is; some srtof hoogahicmoto-icture-capture ollood iardry ? eycould usng lser beammms! obot iss! vntriloquism olllnnig! f orll we knoww, he culd be oonsttter id s! mr. beson? ladies ad gentleen, ther;; s no kkkeryhr. imm jut an ordinarybe. oey;;s petimportant t me... it;;;spotantttoall bees. we ivenead i t we make. und we rotc itwittt o ur lives. uortu nately, ttther e re soe people in thi s roo whothin hyca take it fomuus cause w;re thelittl g uyi;mhpthat, afte thi isall over, you;ll see how, by taking ourhoney, youooo onl y take verytng we ave buevrying weu ar! iwsh h; dres ike that all te tim. s nic!oal l y ou ir st itnesssso, m. kus vad rha ydden ofhonyfrmms, bi ompan o h ave. i uppos so i ee you alo own hh onneybuton d honrons they providbbbeekeepr s fo r r farm. beekeper. i innnd ha t t e a veryddsrb i r m. i do;; imagne you emplllo y n ybe efree-ers, yo? - no - i colddn;;t hear yo. no. no. bause youdon;t free bbbees. you kep be. no t ony ha, it sees yo thot a bear woldean aprroprate imag fra jar of oey. th eyre verylo vable cr eaures . ogi bear fffo zzieearr, buiild--bear. yo mea n lik hisss bears kill bees! how;d yo u like hi head cashing hroughyu lii roo?! b ting int your couch! spttingo u your thro plow s! ok, tha ttt eouggh.tttke im awy.s, mrr st nggg, ttha nk youfo bbeing here. yorname n triguess s m. herre have eardi befoe ?iwaswith band caledte po. bu t yyou;;ve n ever been a oiceo fice, hhh v e yo n o , i hauv en;;;t. no, you hhaevv en t. nd sohere we he yetanther xample of be culture casuallystolen by a hman fffr nthn more than a rce-abut stage nn nam o, peasei . have y oevr been sung, mr . s i? beaue i; m feelingalllitl stng,sing. o should i sa y... mr. goro. smner! t hat;;snot his real nm?! you iio mr.liota,fittt, buatedcongrauations n your emmyw in for aouest pot on r n 005. than k y ou ttthannk yo. ee from your rrresumhat you;;;r e deilieshly h ansoae wtth ae curng inner urrrmoilthat;;;seayo blow. iejoyw h at i do . is that a rme?noityet it ios n;t. bt i th is w hit;; ;;scom to for yu? explloitin ttiny, heplless ees so you don;;;t haveto rehearrre you ppart nd earrrn your lins, sir? watcht, bbenson! i coeulddd blow right no w! thhhhs isnt a godfell a his isabadfella!! wwwhy oesn;;tsomee just step on hisceep and we a al gggo home order in tthis ct!yo;;e alltthianking itor d ! orde, i sy! - y i! mr. liota, ple se sit down! t hinnkit wassss afull nice ootht bear toa pith in ike that .. i th nk t jy;; s on ou sside. are w dddoing ev ythin ight leglly i f orist. rght ell,hr e;s to greatteiamto a g ret em!wel,ello. - ken ! - e llo. did;;;;t think y o weee comnggg. n, is jttt lateo. iied to cll, but.....ttthe bat y. i did n;; t wat all thistto g o to w aste, so e call bary. luckiy, e wwas ffr ee. oo h, atwas luky.here s a little let i oudhet ittt up.yeh, hhhet i up, surwe v e. sso i ar yur qute atnnis play. i ;; not much orth e game myself the ball;s a l ittle grubbbby. that ;s wherei usuall it. right ... tre. ke,bar ry wa lo okinga t yur re suame, andheaagre dwitth me hat eating ith chstiksisn; eally pecial skl. yo thi i do seeu wh your e oig? i kno hhow haditis to fnd te righ t jb. we have t hat i comon. dowe bees hae 100 percent eeplo yment, twe o jos likkke tg he cuad oo. t hat;;ss just what ws thinki ng aboutdoing. e, i lt barry boroww you r a or for hifffuz. he ttaat wa s al l right. i;m going todaittthe od ier. yeah, ou do hat. loook a tht.you know, i;;vjustabouota iw ith you litle mi nd games. - hats that? italin vgu m ammai, tat;; s a lot pages . a lot of ads.reember what vn aid why is your lie more valualethnmnnee? funny iju cn;;; t see to recall tat! ith ik so hingstink ss in ere i love the smell oflowes. howdi y u li ke he smllo mes?! n ottt as much.wte bug!not tain sides ken imm wearng a ohapsssick ht this is patheic! i;;;e got isue s! wel, el , wel, royal flsh! - you;;e bffin . - a i?u f up, ude! poo water! that bowl is gnarl. xcept forr hoedirty ye llow rins!kennth! wa ar you doin?! youknow, dt eve llik hony dont eat it! e needdd to talk! e;;s js a ltle bee! and he hap ens to be the ncest e e iveo et in a lon ime! ong imewha aurre you tta lkiaong abo ut!a there otherugs in o fe? oo,but there re oherr thigsbuggin m eio le.aaad you;;;re oe o tm! fine !tlking b esn ogur night... myner es ae fr iedfrom riding n his emotionna rollr coast!goodbe, kn. and fffoy our ifrmaio, prer sssugar-free arti fiiial weteersade by man! iamsrrrraboutt all tttha i know i;;s g otnatert a ste! i like it! ialway felttt thewwwas omekinofba rrr beween k en and m.icou l;t oveome i oh, well. ae you k foth rial? i el eve r. mmmonnnttgomery is butout o idea. we wudlike to c allmr. barrry sso be to thstnd.goo ia! you ca reall eeewhy hes ccconsider ed ne ofthhhe est lawers.. yeah. laytn, youvvve gtta weae s oammaic withthis jury, o it;sss onn a b ll over. don;;;t wwwory the ounl y hing i av e to do o tun tttis juy arund is to remindddd themf what he dn;;t li ke abot bees. - yoou t th we zers -aryu lric? only to losing,sou. onl t losin mr. benonbe e, ;ll asssko what i th ik we;;;;d all likkke o kno.wht eexactly is your relaionship t ttht woman? we ;;re fffr ends. gggood friends - yyes. how ood? o oou liv e ogther? wat m nuteo. are yu he l tt le.. ... b dbug? ve sen bee documen tary or tw o. o hat ders sta n, does;t your quengive birt to all teee hilden?-yah, bu t.. so th se aen;t your real parennt! -o,,, bary... - yes, hey are hl me b ak yo;;rean illgitate b, aren;;ttt you, bnso?hhhe;;s denoucing beees!don; y;;all dddatt e your cosiss? - objction - ;m goig to pincushintthi gu y! a da do n;! t; ;;s a he wnts! oooh,i;;;m t!!oh, ordy, i m hi! o rdr! orde! tevenom ! th venom s using rough my eins! i hhaebeen fe llleeby a winged eas t ofdesttruc ioin! you see? you cant treat heum lik equal! theyre sripe savag es! stngin;; the ony thiing th ey knoww! iit;; t heir way! - adam , stay wthmmme. - i ca;;t eelmlgs . wha ange l o mercy wil me orwa rd to su c he ois from my eang uttocks? iillll e oer in this cour t. ordder! order, plese! the ae f teoe hny besve rsus thehum n race took a pntted urn agin st te bes ested when oooe f ei l eg altttt amung laayton t. nnntg omery. ey, bu dd y - hhhey. - is there mccch pppain? - yeh. i... blew te whole case didni?? it doesn;tter. whamatte is you;r alve. yo culd have id. i;;;d bbb btt er offalook t m. they got itfffrom the feteria do wnsirs, n a na sanw.look, there;; little e lery stilllllon it. watwas it le to stig sommmeone? i can;;texplaain it. it was a ll.... .. all draline aon hen... andttthe eic sts!all rht.yu thinkittwas ll a trap pp of cus e. msorry lew ues rigt into thiwhatwe wet hiking? look t us . r e jut cuple f uuu g inthi s world. whatwill ttthheu ma o t o usftheywin ? do noow i hear thept te oaches in moels.tat doennn;tsn ssso bad. adam, tey checkin, but hey dt eccck out! h , my. oo uld yo getan rse to cl ose that windw? - wwhhh? -hesoke. bees d on;;t mo ight...bees onnn;t smok. ees d ont smoke! bu t someibees ae smokig that;ss i! thhht;;ss our cse! it iuts not oe? gett ess d. ie otta go some whre. et ack to tecour anstall. s al any wa ou ccan. assing you;;;ve one sepcecttly, yyyure read our th ub. mr. flaya n. ye? es yo u honr!wher e th e rest of y uo tea w ell, your hhonorrr, ii;;;s interestig. bes aetrrra ndd o flyha phaz rdl , and a s a resulttt, e don;;t mmake ve good tttime.i actally hd afunssstoryabout.. yor honor,haven;;;ttt tese riddiclos gs takn upppenoug hof this courtsvalal ea ime? owmuch lo ger will we alowww these bsurdshhanigans to g o on? they haave prr esened nocomellingevidene t o suppt ther chares agains my cliets,o runlegitmtebsines e.i movef o a compltte dismissal ofthis entire ase! mr. flaymn,i;;m afr aid ;mm going tohav e ttocooideerrr mr. montgorys motiaon. t u can;;t! weaa t rfic case. whre is yourppproof? where i theidence? show mettthe smokinggu! hld it yu r honor! yu wanta smking gun?here is ur smoking gu.wa iss that? t;; abee mmmoker what, this? ttthis hharmless little cntap i on? tthis c ulll dn;;; hurly,ltaone a bee. lookaut w hat as happened to beswh o hv e never en ss e,,, "smok ig orno? i iss wat na ture inttteded or us? to e fr ciblyadddi ceddd t omokemmmachine and an-mmade wooden sat rk cmps ? liv n ou ouorrr lvs as honey sslavve to the whhhite man?-wha are egon a dd? - e;;s laig t h essp ppeucies ccc rd.ladieos an gntemen,pla se, ree the s ees!fee the bes! ffree thebee! free hea ees free th bees !freethe b ee ! t curt finnd i favor of th es! vaesa, we woon! i kewocould doit!!hih -fie! sorry. i;;m ! younow what his mans? aal the hon wil fffinally beln t te bee. ow e wont a to wor haid al l theti me hsis n uhly perrr erson of th e balaunce of ature bensonnn.youll regret this. brry, how much honeyisut here l right.neat atime rrry, who a re you wring? mys eate r is ralp laurrrn,and i hav ve o pants. -whtimongomerry;;s ight? -what do y mean? we;ve bbbeenl g theo be e w y longt i meo, 27 million year s ongr ra ttion onnny u victory . whattt willyou demannnd a s a etttlemnt? firs t, we;;lldemnd a mlete suto wof all bbee work camps. t hen we t back thehoiney tha t was orsto begin with, ever ls drop.eee deand an nd t thellloification of thebe aras anything rethaon a fity,smelly, ad-brea th stin machnne. e;;re ll aar o f what they do in thewwod. ai fffor sinal. take himut. he;ll ave ausous fff or a fw hurs, th e;;l bbe fine. ad we wil n olnge teraebee-eg ativ e iknaims... u t its juust a p r ancea-bou stge ame! ....uncessar nclusion of ho ney in bog s he lh produ ts a nd la-de-da han tea-time s nack garnishme ns. oan bahe. bring ii tin, boy! hld it ight therei! ood. app it. mr. buzwel, w ut passed three cus, and he;; gallons more comig! - itinnnk we ne dtto sht d! - st downnn we;venevveer shu t ddown. hut doww honey duction!stop makig oeey!urn yourkey, ir!wha d we o ow? oannnnonbaell! w;rrr sh utting hoeypoucio! misaon borrrt aboting pollinati on and nectr d e ai. rturning to bbase. adam youe wouldn;;bbbli ee hw muccch hney was oeut there. o, h? hats goin on?where i eeverybody? - are te out celeang? -theyre home.hey don; t know tto do. l ayig out, slpi n in i hyourun cle oar was on hus aey to sn antiow ith a rrrickt. a latwe gott ou roney back sometims i thinkk o wh if humans liked o onnn?? whwudnt? it;; s thhe greats tt hing in he orld!i was xc itd o pppr akin it th was my new desk. tis was mynew job i wte to di rel e ll.nd ow.... now ioc . i ontundert n why hey;;eno ap. itthought their lie wou dbeuo etter the;;re d oi ng nhng. itsss aazng. hney ay hange p eopl e. ou on;t ha ve an idea hat;;s goig on, doo? - what di yu wa ntto shw me? - this . what haene d herrre? that is ot the hlfff it. h, no..oh, mmy...heyrrre all wiltng. does;;; look vvverry go od, des it no. and whs faltdddo yu ti k hatis? you nowi ;;;mgon na gu ess bbees. ee speifically mme. i didttnk bes nottt nddd iun to mae honey woldd afct ll thsei ns it;s nottjusflos.. rit, vegetabls , hhhey ll eed es. that;;;s our whoie saet t rigt thhereo. tk way prodce, that a ffects theentireannima nnndom. and the, offf course... he humn species? s if theres no ore polinat ion, it ould ll jst go s outh hr, uldn;; it? ik no whsi a lso pparly my aultt.how abot ssuicidpact? ho do w d t? - i ll sting yu, you tep on me.- hajst kils youtwice. igt, rgh t . liste barry.. sor rybbbt i otta ggetgoig a d oopn y moui t and tak. vanssa vanssa? whar you lla vg? wh erre aaar e you goi ng? t t h fnal ornmen o f ros praide iii nn npasdena .heyvvveovd it to tis weke becaus e all the flwrsare dying. it;s te lat cance i;;lleerhaeo se it. aaes,iiia justwwna ay i;;;m sory. n ver eianti t to ur n out lii ke tis.. ik nw. m neithear. tourna ment o oses.roses cn;;t o sports.. w ait a mmionuate. ross.roes? roses! va nneuss a! osss es? bary? -o ere ffl ow r s - s,heyarre. f lws,,beeas, pllen i kkkno. tha why this s th lat parade. aye not . aouo ak h to slo w dow n? ooudd you slow dwn? brry ! ok i mde a hugge missstak e . th i s s a total dister, allmy fault. ysit kind of is. ive rneudhea p lane t.. i an ted to epp yo with the flo shppp i;; vee ade it wose .actually it; ;s coemp letel closedd down. ttthought aybe ou wwwee remodeling. bbut i hae nth er ia, ad its ggreaerthan my prrrvoosideas cbneud. i n;;tt wan to hear it!!! a ll rigtt, te hae th e rses, ter osess hae th e polln. kkkkknow ever bee, pla nt and lwerbud in thisp ark. all we tta o s gggethat the;;votbk h hhere w twhatwe;;;ve go -b ees. - p ark. - pllen- flowes. -rep ollina ion!- acrss th e nationn!tournam en of ose s,pasade, oaliforna. hey;;ve gt nothingbut lowrs,flloats and ccoton candy. security willbeigh. i hae anidea. aness loome, ft official flo l usiess.i;; real. sorry ma;a. nie brrooch thank ou. it w aos a gift. once inns de, e jus pick the rgt fot. ow b ut te rincess an heo pa? i ol d be thhe pri ncess,ad you co uld be th e! yes, iot it. - wereshouldd i sit ?- wh aee you - i belllive ii;;;m th epe. - the pa? it oes uunerr the mattresses. nt in th fairy tale weethart. -i;;;;m getig the arshl od hat this whole parad e is a fiasco lt; s se hat is bbab y;;ldo. hy, what are yo d ddong? !t he all we do is blend i witaeffic... ...wwitthut rousin g suspicion.o nce at he airppot,thers o stttopin u. stop security. - you a ourinne cpak yur float? - ye.ha s ibee nnn your pssesionthentire time? woul d yu rrrove yorr s hoes - rem ov yourrr sssinger - it;s parof e. i know . justh aing somme fu n. enjy yor fligh. then iff we;r luuky, we;llavee justenough olle ttto do the j ob. o anyoubeevehw ucky wwe re we ha ve jst no upollettto do th jo! ithin this isgonn ork... it;s got t work. atention, pas egers, tius is ptains ot. we hae a b of badwethe r i n new yrk. itlooks lie we;;;ll expeirioence accoupl hhours dely. barryth e se r ut flowrsss ithhho water. t h;; ll eve makit. i gotta gt upttherend t alk to thmmm. bea c eful. oan i ggget help witt h sky mmaoll mmmgaze? i;;; i ket order t he tkin infltabble nosee an earrr hair rimer optt i, i m in a realsituationn. - wwwhat;;yui y, h n ohig. bee! dont freak o! y etie species... hatae youo doig? - t miiutei! im anat torrny! - whho ;sa n aetney? don;tove. h,ar r. gd ftrnoo,p sssgers.i siisyou captain. would amiss aessa boo ein24bbpleasse report to the ocpit? ad pleas hurry ! hat hppened hhhere? h ere was a dusttbuse a toupee aa life raft xploed. o n;;;s bad, one;s i a bboat, thee bo u nc onsci us! - i th nothe bee jok e - no! no oesflyinnn the ppplane tisis jfk control tower flght 356. wht;;syur atu s? thiis vassa ome. i;;;m a florist fom eyork . where;;;st he pilt?e;;s uncnnsss ciouu,n d so s thhe ccopiaoo no t gou ddes aaanyone oanbord have fiughtexe rience? au a att er o fact, t here ss. - whoo;;;s that ? barr bnson. romm te o neyral?! oh ra. vaneusatis s n ot hing moare thn a bggg meal bbee. t; go t giant wngs,huge ennngne. i cantfl a ln. wy not?isssn;;;t jhn trrrau voltta a i ot - yes. hw hard could it e? 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drakshadow666 · 7 years
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Post 10 facts about yourself and pass it on to 10 favs 💖🌟 (HUUUGGLLLE!!!)
10...Humm...Ok but it’s only because you gave me a hug *hug back*
Well 1. I miss my friends a lot! I wanna see them so much (lost my job of stalker...yeah it doesn’t make any sense but it’s okay)
2. Me and 2 of my friends’s gonna have our own stand in a convention ( Kinda stressed)
3. I love chocolate °A°/
4. I can sleep almost a day but I can also stay awake 5 days in a row
5. I can’t take care of a plant...they die...That’s an other story for animals!
6. Ore monogatari is too pure and too sweet x’D. Yuri on ice is kinda surprising. Ao oni ( I know it’s a game but there is also an anime) is funny.
7. Whenever I’m stressed or feeling lonely and I need a background sound, I listen to Markiplier and some others youtubers (fills me with determination)
8. Sweet-Amphelice is the nicest and cutest girl I ever meet! She helped me in so many way. I don’t think I deserve to be her friend >3>’
9. Mimi has excellent idea!!! and is a great person!!! Too bad there isn’t more people following her or cheering her up. It’s a FACT.
10. Human can survive underwater.But not for very long. (thank you Fact Sphere)
AAAaaaaaaaaaaargh...I suck at these x’D
Thanks Mimi for noticing me and being friendly!
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newsnigeria · 6 years
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Check out New Post published on Ọmọ Oòduà
New Post has been published on http://ooduarere.com/news-from-nigeria/breaking-news/ifa-okan-sa/
Ifa naa ki bayi wipe: Òkàn sá
Ekaaro eyin eniyan mi, aojiire bi? Mo lero wipe gbogbo wa la sun dokan daradara aku isimi opin ose, mosi fi asiko yi ki gbogbo àwon ore mi ti won je omo leyin kristi wípé eku odun eku iyedun emin yio se pupo re laye ninu ola ati idera o Àse. Ifá yi gba wa niyanju, tabi eni to ba bi nigbodu/itenifa niyanju wipe ki o se etutu daradara ki won si se akose ifa yi fun ki o fi sin gbere sorun owo re mejeeji ki a si tun se akose elemun fun akápò yi ki o maa mu dani fun sise adura lararo nitori ki o ma baa maa se Ogun amubo ati aseti ki gbogbo nkan to ba ndawole baa le maa yori si rere.
Ifá yi gba okunrin ti odu yi ba jade si niyanju wipe ki o se etutu naa ki o ma baa maa se amubo iyawo , ki iyawo ba le ba gbele dojo ale, ti o ba si je obinrin naa lo jade si ki o se etutu naa daradara o ki o ma baa ni isoro Oko ki won ma baa maa gbe lagbeju sile ki o ba le lade lori dojo ale re. Ifa naa ki bayi wipe: Òkàn sá Èjì sá babalawo àsá dífá fun àsá lojo ti o nroko iwaje, beeni asa nse Ogun amubo o nse Ogun aseti o wa goke ijeti ile Orunmila “won gbódo wálè àgbède òrun ro” won ni ko karale ebo ni ki o se ki o ma baa maa se amubo ati aseti mo ki o baa le maa ri eran obi meji……..sile meta owo ati igba ewe ayajo ifá, àsá kabomora o rubo won ni ko gbe lo sorita meta ajaloko àsá si se bee, nigbati o dorita meta o wa nse adura si etutu ni esu odara de, o wa beere lowo asa wipe kini isoro re? Asa ni Ogun amubo ati aseti lo nba oun finra pe kosi gbogbo nkan toun ba mu ti ki nbo lowo oun, esu ba mu ikan ninu emu ti asa fi rubo yen o fi ikan si lowo otun o fi ikan si lowo osi oni kosi nkan to bati mu ti yio bo lowo re mo inu asa ba dun to ba wati ri nkan to fe gbe àsá a so wipe; Àpasà? maa ni o han só, Oni òkò àsá nko? Mani ki nbale nsanwo, lati igba náà ni àsá ti segun Ogun amubo ati aseti o wa njo o nyo o nyin awo awon babalawo nyin ifá, ifá nyin Eledumare oni riru ebo a maa gbeni eru atukesu a maa da ladaju nje ko pe ko jina ifá wa bami larusegun arusegun ni a nbawo lese obarisa. Eyin eniyan mi, mose ni iwure laaro yi wipe ire ayé wa koni bo danu lowo wa mo, ao maa ni aseyori lori gbogbo adawole wa, gbogbo obinrin ti won nse amubo Oko yio di asegun loni e o si lade lori dojo ale yin, gbogbo okunrin ti won nse amubo iyawo won yio di alaya ni odede, ako ni sanwo ire gbogbo mo laelae, laalaa wa koni jasi asan lase Eledumare aaase. ÀBORÚ ÀBOYÈ OOO.
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Continue after the page break TIP ON OKANRAN OSA CORPUS. Good morning my people, how was your night? Hope you slept soundly, wishing you all happy weekend and Easter festive to all my Christain friends. This morning i will like to teach one concrete hint in the holy corpus of okanran osa. Ifá advised whoever this corpus revealed out for that he/she should offer sacrifice so that he/she will not suffering from dropping down of goodness and unsuccessful position all his/her endeavor. If this kind of corpus revealed out for man, ifá advised him to offer sacrifice because of the problem of wife, so that he won’t experience the breakdown of relationship every time or not be able to seek for good partner and also vice versa for woman and the akose must be done for him/her to make it an incision round his/her both wrists, then another one will be made by local scissors he/she will be praying to it daily. Hear what the corpus said: Òkàn só Èjì sá the priest of eagle cast divined for eagle when eagle was going for hunting eagle was suffering from dropping down of goodness, eagle was advised to offer sacrifice so that goodness will never fall from her hands anymore, two kola nuts……three shillings and ifá leaves, eagle complied and was instructed to placed it at the three junctions and eagle did as she was instructed, when eagle was doing prayer on the sacrifice, esu odara emerged and he asked eagle that what problem does she have? Eagle responded that whatever things she lay hands on does not prosper and she is suffering of falling down of goodness, èsù òdàrà said there is no problem, èsù òdàrà took one out of that three local pliers/scissors she offered as sacrifice he put one of it on the eagle right hand and one on the left hand and he told eagle that nothing will be falling down from your hands as from today, truly since then whatever eagle catch do not falling down from her hands eagle started dancing and rejoicing praising priest the priests were praising ifá while ifá was praising Eledumare. My people, I pray this morning that our goodnesses will never falling down from our hands anymore, we shall be succeeded in all our endeavors, those women that were suffering from dropping down of husband will never experience that anymore and those men that were suffering from dropping down of wife will never experience that too, we shall never work in vain aaase.
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fulvius · 7 years
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Kaizoku oni ore wa naru ! Voltamos com o One Piece jovens! Após uma semana de pausa, estamos de volta com o episódio 780 que inicia uma saga Filler de três episódios com um foco na Marinha . Para muitos o Filler pode ser chato, mas infelizmente agora ele se faz necessário já que a distância do Anime para o Manga está cada vez mais curta (por sinal, para quem não acompanha o Manga, é uma ótima hora para começar). Após o desastre que foi o Luffy na cozinha, o bando de Resgate ao Sanji se vê sem s
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asedanaraka · 2 years
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🕯️REZA DE PROTEÇÃO E ABERTURA DE CAMINHOS🕯️ Essa reza e para o Bara ou Exu pessoal Em primeiro lugar, lave sua boca com Gin e jogue na terra, em seguida mastigando 7 pimenta da costa e depois cuspa pra frente, pra direita e esquerda. 🍀Agora sim, faça a reza (Oriki) : "Exu Oni bodê Orum Oxeturá eni omo iá eni o mo babá Ti Adi toju bi omo Elegbara iuô la pe loni uá loni i bi omo ti njé Iá re uara nitori rogbô diã ilê aiê po jojô ogum ni uá Ogum lehim ilê aiê ogum ojô jumo ogum Ati iê to mu olomo ki o ma mo omo re to mu ore di otá arauom To mu eni du ipo omo lakeji to jeki a fé oju mo nkã eni Auá bebê fum abó re Exu Lalu uá gbô orô ati laroiê Uá so uá babá njadê lo so uá ti a pá padá uá le uá ki ogum Aiê ma le riuá gbe se Exu olo na onã ti Exu ba si enikã ki di uá si onã fun Uá eniti Exu ba si onarê lo segum aiê se uani olussegum ki otá Ma leri na gbe se eni onã re ba si pereguedê loni alafia babá orô Exu Odara da abó re bouá loni Axé." Tradução : Exu guardião do Orum. Oxeturá, aquele que não conhece sua mãe, aquele que não conhece seu pai. Mas que recebeu todo cuidado de Adi, O dinâmico. É você que estamos chamando, venha nos atender hoje assim que o filho atende sua mãe. As intrigas deste mundo estão demais. A guerra está na frente, a guerra está atrás de nós. O mundo é uma guerra diária A guerra de sobrevivência. Que fez os pais desconhecerem seus filhos Que fez os amigos virarem inimigos Que fez pessoas tomarem o lugar dos outros. Que fez com que colocassem olho grande em nossas coisas Nós estamos pedindo a sua proteção Exu, o ouvidor, Venha ouvir nossas palavras e reivindicações. Proteja-nos ao sairmos de casa Proteja-nos ao voltarmos para casa, que a guerra deste mundo não consiga nos vencer Exu o dono dos caminhos. O caminho que Exu abre ninguém é capaz de fechar, venha abrir nossos caminhos Aquele a quem Exu abrir os caminhos será o vencedor na guerra da vida Faça de nós vencedores Que o inimigo não consiga nos vencer. Aquele que tem seus caminhos abertos Terá saúde, o pai de todas as riquezas Exu o imprevisto venha a nos proteger hoje com todas as forças, axé. Muito Axé Hoje e Sempre. #ilêaséibádanaràká🌈 (em Salvador, Bahia, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWWvKJTA54u/?utm_medium=tumblr
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asedanaraka · 2 years
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🔱Essa reza e para o Bara ou Exu pessoal Em primeiro lugar, lave sua boca com Gin e jogue na terra, em seguida mastigando 7 pimenta da costa e depois cuspa pra frente, pra direita e esquerda.🔱 🕯️Agora sim, faça a reza🕯️ (Oriki) : "Exu Oni bodê Orum Oxeturá eni omo iá eni o mo babá Ti Adi toju bi omo Elegbara iuô la pe loni uá loni i bi omo ti njé Iá re uara nitori rogbô diã ilê aiê po jojô ogum ni uá Ogum lehim ilê aiê ogum ojô jumo ogum Ati iê to mu olomo ki o ma mo omo re to mu ore di otá arauom To mu eni du ipo omo lakeji to jeki a fé oju mo nkã eni Auá bebê fum abó re Exu Lalu uá gbô orô ati laroiê Uá so uá babá njadê lo so uá ti a pá padá uá le uá ki ogum Aiê ma le riuá gbe se Exu olo na onã ti Exu ba si enikã ki di uá si onã fun Uá eniti Exu ba si onarê lo segum aiê se uani olussegum ki otá Ma leri na gbe se eni onã re ba si pereguedê loni alafia babá orô Exu Odara da abó re bouá loni Axé." 🕯️Tradução : Exu guardião do Orum. Oxeturá, aquele que não conhece sua mãe, aquele que não conhece seu pai. Mas que recebeu todo cuidado de Adi, O dinâmico. É você que estamos chamando, venha nos atender hoje assim que o filho atende sua mãe. As intrigas deste mundo estão demais. A guerra está na frente, a guerra está atrás de nós. O mundo é uma guerra diária A guerra de sobrevivência. Que fez os pais desconhecerem seus filhos Que fez os amigos virarem inimigos Que fez pessoas tomarem o lugar dos outros. Que fez com que colocassem olho grande em nossas coisas Nós estamos pedindo a sua proteção Exu, o ouvidor, Venha ouvir nossas palavras e reivindicações. Proteja-nos ao sairmos de casa Proteja-nos ao voltarmos para casa, que a guerra deste mundo não consiga nos vencer Exu o dono dos caminhos. O caminho que Exu abre ninguém é capaz de fechar, venha abrir nossos caminhos Aquele a quem Exu abrir os caminhos será o vencedor na guerra da vida Faça de nós vencedores Que o inimigo não consiga nos vencer. Aquele que tem seus caminhos abertos Terá saúde, o pai de todas as riquezas Exu o imprevisto venha a nos proteger hoje com todas as forças, axé. Muito Axé Hoje e Sempre. 🍀Pai Folha🍀 #ilêaséibádanaràká🌈 https://www.instagram.com/p/CYScfiRrbuN/?utm_medium=tumblr
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asedanaraka · 3 years
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Essa reza e para o Bara ou Exu pessoal Em primeiro lugar, lave sua boca com Gin e jogue na terra, em seguida mastigando 7 pimenta da costa e depois cuspa pra frente, pra direita e esquerda. 🕯️Agora sim, faça a reza (Oriki) : "Exu Oni bodê Orum Oxeturá eni omo iá eni o mo babá Ti Adi toju bi omo Elegbara iuô la pe loni uá loni i bi omo ti njé Iá re uara nitori rogbô diã ilê aiê po jojô ogum ni uá Ogum lehim ilê aiê ogum ojô jumo ogum Ati iê to mu olomo ki o ma mo omo re to mu ore di otá arauom To mu eni du ipo omo lakeji to jeki a fé oju mo nkã eni Auá bebê fum abó re Exu Lalu uá gbô orô ati laroiê Uá so uá babá njadê lo so uá ti a pá padá uá le uá ki ogum Aiê ma le riuá gbe se Exu olo na onã ti Exu ba si enikã ki di uá si onã fun Uá eniti Exu ba si onarê lo segum aiê se uani olussegum ki otá Ma leri na gbe se eni onã re ba si pereguedê loni alafia babá orô Exu Odara da abó re bouá loni Axé." Tradução : Exu guardião do Orum. Oxeturá, aquele que não conhece sua mãe, aquele que não conhece seu pai. Mas que recebeu todo cuidado de Adi, O dinâmico. É você que estamos chamando, venha nos atender hoje assim que o filho atende sua mãe. As intrigas deste mundo estão demais. A guerra está na frente, a guerra está atrás de nós. O mundo é uma guerra diária A guerra de sobrevivência. Que fez os pais desconhecerem seus filhos Que fez os amigos virarem inimigos Que fez pessoas tomarem o lugar dos outros. Que fez com que colocassem olho grande em nossas coisas Nós estamos pedindo a sua proteção Exu, o ouvidor, Venha ouvir nossas palavras e reivindicações. Proteja-nos ao sairmos de casa Proteja-nos ao voltarmos para casa, que a guerra deste mundo não consiga nos vencer Exu o dono dos caminhos. O caminho que Exu abre ninguém é capaz de fechar, venha abrir nossos caminhos Aquele a quem Exu abrir os caminhos será o vencedor na guerra da vida Faça de nós vencedores Que o inimigo não consiga nos vencer. Aquele que tem seus caminhos abertos Terá saúde, o pai de todas as riquezas Exu o imprevisto venha a nos proteger hoje com todas as forças, axé. Muito Axé Hoje e Sempre. #ilêaséibádanaràká🌈 https://www.instagram.com/p/CUr5TKVABQA/?utm_medium=tumblr
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asedanaraka · 3 years
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🍀REZA DE PROTEÇÃO E ABERTURA DE CAMINHOS🍀 Essa reza e para o Bara ou Exù pessoal Em primeiro lugar, lave sua boca com Gin e jogue na terra, em seguida mastigando 7 pimenta da costa e depois cuspa pra frente, pra direita e esquerda. Agora sim, faça a reza (Oriki) : "Exu Oni bodê Orum Oxeturá eni omo iá eni o mo babá Ti Adi toju bi omo Elegbara iuô la pe loni uá loni i bi omo ti njé Iá re uara nitori rogbô diã ilê aiê po jojô ogum ni uá Ogum lehim ilê aiê ogum ojô jumo ogum Ati iê to mu olomo ki o ma mo omo re to mu ore di otá arauom To mu eni du ipo omo lakeji to jeki a fé oju mo nkã eni Auá bebê fum abó re Exù Lalu uá gbô orô ati laroiê Uá so uá babá njadê lo so uá ti a pá padá uá le uá ki ogum Aiê ma le riuá gbe se Exù olo na onã ti Exù ba si enikã ki di uá si onã fun Uá eniti Exù ba si onarê lo segum aiê se uani olussegum ki otá Ma leri na gbe se eni onã re ba si pereguedê loni alafia babá orô Exù Odara da abó re bouá loni Axé." Tradução : Exu guardião do Orum. Oxeturá, aquele que não conhece sua mãe, aquele que não conhece seu pai. Mas que recebeu todo cuidado de Adi, O dinâmico. É você que estamos chamando, venha nos atender hoje assim que o filho atende sua mãe. As intrigas deste mundo estão demais. A guerra está na frente, a guerra está atrás de nós. O mundo é uma guerra diária A guerra de sobrevivência. Que fez os pais desconhecerem seus filhos Que fez os amigos virarem inimigos Que fez pessoas tomarem o lugar dos outros. Que fez com que colocassem olho grande em nossas coisas Nós estamos pedindo a sua proteção Exù, o ouvidor, Venha ouvir nossas palavras e reivindicações. Proteja-nos ao sairmos de casa Proteja-nos ao voltarmos para casa, que a guerra deste mundo não consiga nos vencer Exù o dono dos caminhos. O caminho que Exù abre ninguém é capaz de fechar, venha abrir nossos caminhos Aquele a quem Exù abrir os caminhos será o vencedor na guerra da vida Faça de nós vencedores Que o inimigo não consiga nos vencer. Aquele que tem seus caminhos abertos Terá saúde, o pai de todas as riquezas Exù o imprevisto venha a nos proteger hoje com todas as forças, axé. Muito Axé Hoje e Sempre. #ilêaséibádanaràká🌈 (em Salvador, Bahia, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRpYkIPHGWx/?utm_medium=tumblr
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REZA DE PROTEÇÃO E ABERTURA DE CAMINHOS Essa reza e para o Barà ou Exù pessoal Em primeiro lugar, lave sua boca com Gin e jogue na terra, em seguida mastigando 7 pimenta da costa e depois cuspa pra frente, pra direita e esquerda. Agora sim, faça a reza (Oriki) : "Exu Oni bodê Orum Oxeturá eni omo iá eni o mo babá Ti Adi toju bi omo Elegbara iuô la pe loni uá loni i bi omo ti njé Iá re uara nitori rogbô diã ilê aiê po jojô ogum ni uá Ogum lehim ilê aiê ogum ojô jumo ogum Ati iê to mu olomo ki o ma mo omo re to mu ore di otá arauom To mu eni du ipo omo lakeji to jeki a fé oju mo nkã eni Auá bebê fum abó re Exu Lalu uá gbô orô ati laroiê Uá so uá babá njadê lo so uá ti a pá padá uá le uá ki ogum Aiê ma le riuá gbe se Exu olo na onã ti Exu ba si enikã ki di uá si onã fun Uá eniti Exu ba si onarê lo segum aiê se uani olussegum ki otá Ma leri na gbe se eni onã re ba si pereguedê loni alafia babá orô Exu Odara da abó re bouá loni Axé." Tradução : Exù guardião do Orum. Oxeturá, aquele que não conhece sua mãe, aquele que não conhece seu pai. Mas que recebeu todo cuidado de Adi, O dinâmico. É você que estamos chamando, venha nos atender hoje assim que o filho atende sua mãe. As intrigas deste mundo estão demais. A guerra está na frente, a guerra está atrás de nós. O mundo é uma guerra diária A guerra de sobrevivência. Que fez os pais desconhecerer seus filhos Que fez os amigos virarem inimigos Que fez pessoas tomarem o lugar dos outros. Que fez com que colocassem olho grande em nossas coisas Nós estamos pedindo a sua proteção Exù, o ouvidor, Venha ouvir nossas palavras e reivindicações. Proteja-nos ao sairmos de casa Proteja-nos ao voltarmos para casa, que a guerra deste mundo não consiga nos vencer Exù o dono dos caminhos. O caminho que Exù abre ninguém é capaz de fechar, venha abrir nossos caminhos Aquele a quem Exù abrir os caminhos será o vencedor na guerra da vida Faça de nós vencedores Que o inimigo não consiga nos vencer. Aquele que tem seus caminhos abertos Terá saúde, o pai de todas as riquezas Exù o imprevisto venha a nos proteger hoje com todas as forças, axé. Muito Axé Hoje e Sempre. #ilêaséibádanaràká🌈 https://www.instagram.com/p/CTSK4jdnPJr/?utm_medium=tumblr
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